This is Chai, from the 2023 GOTY Hi-Fi Rush. Say something bad about him or his game. protip: you can't

This is Chai, from the 2023 GOTY Hi-Fi Rush.
Say something bad about him or his game
protip: you can't

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, I can't. Also, Peppermint is for Chai

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    attack animations are shortened when you press the beat.
    if you try attacking when the attack ends, it's too late.
    the game is meh for this mismatch which makes you ignore visuals. that's not how action games do it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what you mean. attack animations are interpolated to land on the next beat.
      light attacks will land on the beat after your input so you press the input again when the attack connects.
      heavy attacks will land 2 beats after your input.
      (both of these are kind of jarring, my DMC rhythm game concept always involved light combos that land on the same beat you press the input. I guess hifi rush wanted delayed hits for smoother weightier animations that feel like neros swings)

      anyway attacks take a full beat. attacks would only play faster if you're hitting out of time like if you hit just before the off-beat the game will need to interpolate the animation faster so it still lands on the upcoming beat, any later and it will land on the beat after that which will be slow. if you always hit the input when the previous attack connects you will always hit on time. you're supposed to simply listen to the music tho.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just 100% false
      At least on superior PC, maybe on xshit theres an issue, chances are youve got a meme 4k tv and a shit HDMI.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have no rhythm
      Embarrassing

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox failed even with starfield too funny to be true kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/4wjz6xewtW4rGilFx23Y-g/
      Bot post

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of those 2000s action cartoons that gets cancelled after a single season, but without the interesting character design.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING CATFRICKING

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      808 using martial arts techniques on my ballsack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell did I post this before I even encountered this thread?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WISH post game wasn't as painful to go through, at least let me skip dialogue or put more fourth wall breaks like what you see in the zanzo chapter. Spectra rooms are a cool idea but the road to them you have already saw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zanzo chapter
      it's okay anon, the game peaks at the zanzo level. There's some more high points here and there, but Zanzo is the part I replay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I love the Korsica one. The music building up and vertical platforming are just cool. Also her boss fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the boss are fricking cool.

        Mimosa slaps hard. Korsica fight is brilliant. The only kind of meh fight is Roquefort, mofo needed plot armour to win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish there were a way to just replay fights. I absolutely love the "Invaders Must Die" gauntlet, but I hate having to do the defense part before it.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chai white or japanese?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press X to win
    >Highest possible difficulty
    >press X to win but faster
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Babby can't beat rhythm master
      Pleb.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics of 100% fc all map or you are a fricking Black person homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      difficulty doesnt even change the speed you moronic homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's how games work.
      You press buttons to win.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgotten flop
    >goty

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Korsica before the last of her eggs dry up

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was their problem?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game has a lot of good aspects.. however
    -I can't own it because it's denuvo shit.
    -the invasive UI and hand-holding is fricking absurd. that ugly beat attack finisher prompt has no excuse for being there.
    -You can't restart a boss or a level. you get locked to the last checkpoint. bosses should not even have fricking checkpoints.
    -The game is mostly combo strings it needed normal specials like stinger, high-time, back-shuffle, drive, ect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platforming also sucked

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit you're right I almost forgot about that. platforming wouldn't be so bad on paper but this game has one of the worst jump arcs in any video game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ui elements can be toggled
      Complaining about checkpoints is moronic, they make completion much smoother
      Individual strikes don't fit the mechanics at all

      It's hilarious how gays will dock points from action games for not being DMC when they aren't trying to be DMC
      homie just go play DMC again if that's all you want

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I be a based moron like him? Self-awareness sucks

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stages are too long. I would be happy with the game being exactly the same as it is but they broke the stages in half. It's just a long time to focus on this type of game in one go

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly Art = Ugly Game = Do not Play

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing is kinda cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like with ratchet and clank. I don't find it cringe if it's campy and self aware.

      it's stuff like FF7R and kingdom hearts 3 with a distinct lack of self awareness that makes me cringe.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know what you mean about cring lack of self awareness, like that fricking Cup Noodle quest in FF15

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should clarify I mean OG ratchet and clank.
        Rift apart and remake was super cringe and horribly written.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think for how much they recommend you to keep enemies up in the air with all the different options to blast them away, he doesn't have nearly as much tools as he does on the ground to be fun while airborne

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combo system surely is something to improve in the never coming sequel, light attack hold cancels showed that there can be some depth added while keeping the rhythm mechanic intact. Also assists acting like fighting game combo extenders are a nice idea, but iirc only peppermint's assist works like that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a israelite

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He look like he frick robotic cats

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty simon says combat
    >color coded enemies
    >more platforming and other garbage than action
    >replayability is ruined
    It's one of the worst action games I've played.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should think about doing a Jet Set Radio and HI Fi Rush collaboration. That would be pretty cool.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching someone with no rhythm play this game is crazy. I've always felt like I have no rhythm, but this game was an eye opener for what having no rhythm actually looks like.

    I imagine this game feels like complete shit if you don't since everything is synced to the beat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      check the steam forums, some rhythmlets were even filtered by the korsica fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        korsica was pretty easy
        I fricked up with the QTE and bumped her head on accident, still a fun fight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like both ends of the spectrum. Missing the beat? Feels gross and unsatisfying. Nail a full combo on beat? Euphoria.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should watch someone play terribly to see what it looks like

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see streamers play the game now and then
    >no one gets the space channel 5 reference

    Bros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      chu

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never even played Space Channel 5 and that sequence made me get so hype I couldn't focus and I died in the next phase from full health

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space Channel 5: Part 2 is on steam and routinely goes on pretty cheap sales.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated how different enemies needed different team mates to nullify some stupid mechanic.
    The game taking several levels to teach you to parry was stupid.
    And most importantly 100%ing the game expected you to play EVERY mode, even the super easy one. I'm not playing the same game 5 times one only 1-2 of those runs are interesting.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing the only good non-indie game released this year

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a game that BTFO a AAA game that was shilled on here for months

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying the game is a little annoying with the cutscenes

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like how the game looks and my friend constantly shilled the game to me which made me have more negative feelings towards the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a really b***hy person who doesnt even like their friends.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say something bad about him or his game
    I can't play it because Microsoft won't allow me to buy it and it has Denuvo.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    completing higher difficulties should also complete the difficulties below

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOST games do this but yeah, every now and then one comes out where the devs just didn't take that into account for some reason and they force you to play easier difficulties for the achievements/unlockables even if you already beat harder difficulties. It's fricking baffling. It should ALWAYS be "beat game on X difficulty OR HIGHER".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because of the S ranks. Getting S ranks on easy is arguably the most difficult because everything dies before you can milk it for points. The really problem is that there are too many difficulty settings. Normal and Rhythm Master should be scrapped, there is no point to Normal if Easy exists, and RM is just VH with a moronic gimmick attached.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's because of the S ranks. Getting S ranks on easy is arguably the most difficult because everything dies before you can milk it for points.
          You give the devs too much credit if you think this is why. Devs who explicitly tie unlocks/achievements to the easy mode never do it because there's some actually challenging aspect or quirk that is unique to that difficulty based on gameplay systems. If anything, the fact that getting an S-rank on easy is even harder is just further proof that it's out of laziness. Had they put thought into it, rankings would also be better adjusted per difficulty.

          Don't get me wrong, I still loved the game as a whole, but shit like this is fricking stupid and any dev who pulls it deserves criticism for it.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the cat won't turn into a catgirl in the sequel and become Chai's actual love interest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"catgirl"
      >aka human with cat ears
      yawn

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        And fat breasts and thighs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, the model in that webm is perfect

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teleporting accident causes 808 and Peppermint to switch bodies
      >Peppermint angrily trying to fix the problem as a cat
      >gets mad when Chai pets her
      >gets madder when Chai pets her body
      >starts sabotaging her work so that she can stay in cat form and get cuddled for longer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like regular 808

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lesbian wokeslop
    No thanks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lesbian shipping was added in by a contracted animator. Tango immediately responded by hiring their own in-house animators. Peppermint/Chai is canon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it still in the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threesome

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you never see Zanzo actually die
    now there's a potential sequel

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Budget game, didn't play. Also, trannies shilled it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope, Barry.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ok, Ralph. (whatever that means)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Budget game??

      Bro this game has higher quality than fricking Forspoken. They even did their own soundtrack for copyrighted songs. Dafuq you meant?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Less than $100 is budget.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >budget game

      Lel goysloppers are so proud of paying $100 for the "Deluxe Day One" edition with two extra weapon skins. How many Call of Dutys do you think this guy has bought?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How many Call of Dutys do you think this guy has bought?

        all of them

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it get better
    I've played until the first military mom boss and feel like everything was the same.
    Looks cool but gets samey fast also in the gameplay
    Maybe I'm just depressed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are half a level away from unlocking the best ability in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon
        I'll give it another go

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Rekka before and then while she explodes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, but are you sure your production is up to her high standards?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Because nothing can be as high as Rekka’s impeccable no defunct production record

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man I just think that big ladies and ladies who blow up are hot

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not being able to replay bosses directly kinda sucks and the early game has too many unskippable tutorial sections to not be really annoying on chapter replays.
    Still my GOTY, though.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-game and everyone's has forgotten about it.

    110 peak on Steam and no one even plays it on Xbox consoles despite being free lol

    https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/most-played/games/xbox

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >numbers meant everything

      what is wrong with you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry cope spiral starting already?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it started day one

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >by revenue
          AHAHAHAHAHAH
          so in other words HFR would have to sell twice as much to keep up with Flopspoken on that chart
          and that's not even counting gamepass
          jesus CHRIST that's brutal

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            more than twice because HFR launched at $30
            Flopspoken was $70 at launch

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is Jasmine, from my headcanon sequel story idea for Hi-Fi Rush. Her role is rival to ally.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not making the rival character a sultry jazz singer who forces Chai to fight in swing rhythm

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon, tomboy bass player is better.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but as the kouhai who idolizes Chai and desperately wants him to notice her feelings. Not a rival.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AIslop

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, anon, I can't draw, so it's only sloppa for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't draw
          *won't draw
          a black and white mspaint scribble is drawing, and communicates more of your actual intent than aislop ever could

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still hope Chai makes his own sex bobomb equivalent band and recruits members throughout the story and ends with a battle of the bands type thing with his rival

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really like his character, confident and hyped, ready to do shit. Get things done. Full of youthful vigor.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The kids thighs are bonier than Eugenia Cooney’s. Not a good look on a guy (but Ms Cooney looks great these days)

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    chai means tea
    what a dumb name

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLLLLLLLL-UH

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still do new art for every new thing they add to the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I have to play this with streamer mode on someday

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God why is she so perfect?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game, but I don't really like Chai's design, if I'm being honest. I think his clothes and colors are terrible and I customize him as soon as possible.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best song from one of the best moments in the game.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the postgame was annoying to play and it burnt me out so hard that I didn't even touch the rhythm tower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember S ranking rhythm tower first try, back before I had even labbed out cool combos, just by mashing attack on the beat and hitting guitar slide off cooldown. I'd like to go back in there at some point and really style the frick out of it. The postgame secret room hunt and S rank mission shit was agonizing with all the cutscenes and tutorials and little gameplay breaks. Such a shame, the first playthrough is kino but it's hard to love once you're done.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit slop

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