I'd seriously watch a party failing the frick of murderhoboing and massively improving the situation with no casualties despite their own efforts to the contrary.
Your unnatural homunculus is not fit to dwell in the plane of man for long. It must feast on the blood of man every week or die. Also make a 1d10 roll every day. On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.
>On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.
My wife is a shoggoth, are any of these monsters part of her clan?
If not, then that just means I get free monster reagents to harvest.
I've always found this to be a low-key horrifying concept. Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
Yes, I still have my college computer. I keep it as a backup for my current computer. That's not really comparable though. I didn't fricking make my computer and it isn't a thinking, feeling thing.
>Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
literally why the the angel Iblis refused to kneel to Adam and admit he was inferior to God's newest creation and was thus cast out of heaven. YHWH is kind of an butthole. Some people say "oh no that's just the old testament shit) but the islamic shit is even more recent than the new testament and he's still doing the same shit.
That was a subplot in Detroit Become Human and motivation for some androids going deviant.
Perhaps a critique of consumerism, but I just thought the game was decent for a CYOA style.
In this case, the Mad Science lady goes right along with being weird right beside her catgirl daughter, such as getting over the "Nya" verbal tick by joining in and wearing an even weirder swimsuit to go with the by-necessity weird swimsuit needed to cover the cat nipple layout.
Yandex pulls up this sauce:
https://www.glanceoflife.com/statuses/23279791.html
Sometimes, I think about the napkin-scratched Megaman X planning that has Zero derived from Blues. And think "what if Zero still had Blues' files?" Anxiety during shutdown from REMEMBERING what it's like to black out to a failing reactor, reading long-dead file formats that even X can't, the Zero Nightmare introducing itself with a warbling mess of a whistle melody.
That would be incredibly sick. Also brings an additional layer of darkness to his life flashing before his eyes as he dies in X5. And it's not like Zero has typically had a good time sleeping anyways, what with all the prophetic nightmares.
Tiny girls in the bubble ship are from Hakumei and Mikochi. Sen, the white-haired one, is a necromancer who uses special devices to reanimate bones using the power of rhythm.
She looks like a quokka, so I'm guessing she's small. In fact, I just looked up the art, and she is indeed a quokka. Fun fact: Rottnest Island was originally named Rottenest by the Dutch captain who discovered it, which means "rat nest", because he thought the quokka's were large rats. They do have hairless tails, so the artist kind of fricked up there.
I'm thinking of having beastmen in my seting very similar to OP's pic. A engineered race furys for cheep labor. They know this but most of them are simpleminded enough that they don't care much.
I had a nightmare once where I was a vampire maid. I was the oldest of 4 vampire sisters, but because I was turned last I was at the bottom of our pecking order and was treated as a servant.
Halfway through the nightmare, when our estate came under assault by poachers (an echidna and an evil marionette), I had a flashback in the middle of a fight that revealed I was actually a natural born vampire and had created my "younger sisters" as vampiric homunculi to be my maids. One night, the youngest came to me with tears in her eyes and asked if they were only created to serve me. Her existential crisis sent me into emotional turmoil, and I used hypnosis to rewrite all our memories into the current arrangement where I was their maid instead to make up for my irresponsible behavior.
I was shocked too, but that's not a yuri manga. They have a mother/daughter relationship.
>that doesn't rule out the possibility of being yuri manga
Correct, but it still isn't. I'm like 40% certain the artist does futa hentai under an alias though.
It's real inconvenient when authors use different andle for their H and non-H works. But if that's what it takes to have hentai authors branching out, so be it...
He may sing like an angel, but unironically Kiryu treats everyone he meets with respect, gives sage life advice to people who have lost their way, helps out random people in need, and adheres to a strict moral code even when it makes his life harder.
Its honestly kind of hard to imagine how he ever lasted as an actual Yakuza for as long as he did without compromising his moral code, but I suppose thats probably mostly due to his bosses knowing what jobs to send him on and very much what jobs NOT to try and send him on. Kiryu will gladly fight other yakuza or shake down people who have defaulted on their debts, those people signed up for this one way or another. This is a result of choices they made. But if you sent Kiryu to rough up people he doesn't think deserve it, you are asking for trouble.
>He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard
He's constantly smashing bicycles. That's bard-like.
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>Verb >smash >(transitive, slang, vulgar) To have sexual intercourse with.
>Noun >town bicycle (plural town bicycles) >(slang, derogatory) A woman who is promiscuous.
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thanks that actually makes a lot of sense after explanation
I own a Kiryu figurine it's to my left as we post, it even comes with a traffic cone that is also to my left
this Kiryu you posted, however, looks like benedict cumberbatch
>This is how I artificer
That's how my players play murder hobos
I'd seriously watch a party failing the frick of murderhoboing and massively improving the situation with no casualties despite their own efforts to the contrary.
Your unnatural homunculus is not fit to dwell in the plane of man for long. It must feast on the blood of man every week or die. Also make a 1d10 roll every day. On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.
You're not the DM though.
That's what he said, but my loaded shotgun disagreed. Loudly. Now fricking ROLL, subhuman.
No. You roll. Then drop your weapon and submit to my police officer dad, who's right behind you.
>On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.
My wife is a shoggoth, are any of these monsters part of her clan?
If not, then that just means I get free monster reagents to harvest.
I've always found this to be a low-key horrifying concept. Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
You have mommy/daddy issues. Parents generally don't just toss out their kids.
They’re not parents though. Do you still have your decade old college computer?
I still have my primary school computer.
Yes, I still have my college computer. I keep it as a backup for my current computer. That's not really comparable though. I didn't fricking make my computer and it isn't a thinking, feeling thing.
Yeah, I do. I'm upgrading her into a beast of a laptop
Not everyone is a spoiled rotten wasteful homosexual like you
The entire Geneforge series is based on that. The reply is, it depends on the creator, and the power needs responsibility.
>Geneforge series
Those games had some surprisingly solid lore
Now you know why you should be terrified by anyone chomping at the bit to push AI forward.
>Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
literally why the the angel Iblis refused to kneel to Adam and admit he was inferior to God's newest creation and was thus cast out of heaven. YHWH is kind of an butthole. Some people say "oh no that's just the old testament shit) but the islamic shit is even more recent than the new testament and he's still doing the same shit.
You mean when your family asks you why you don't have kids yet?
That was a subplot in Detroit Become Human and motivation for some androids going deviant.
Perhaps a critique of consumerism, but I just thought the game was decent for a CYOA style.
In this case, the Mad Science lady goes right along with being weird right beside her catgirl daughter, such as getting over the "Nya" verbal tick by joining in and wearing an even weirder swimsuit to go with the by-necessity weird swimsuit needed to cover the cat nipple layout.
Yandex pulls up this sauce:
https://www.glanceoflife.com/statuses/23279791.html
...Since there is some incredible domain shenanigans going on here causing issues on the copy-paste, have a different site that doesn't use them:
https://www.novelcool.com/novel/Sorajirou-s-Untitled-Cat-Maid.html
Haha, yeah, imagine...
MY HEART IS GONE, THERE'S ONLY FIRE
I'VE MET MY MAKER, AND THE MAN'S A LIAR
THEY LOST ME
FORGOT ME
MADE YOU FROM PARTS OF ME
IF YOU'RE THE ONE, MY FATHER'S SON
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?
Sometimes, I think about the napkin-scratched Megaman X planning that has Zero derived from Blues. And think "what if Zero still had Blues' files?" Anxiety during shutdown from REMEMBERING what it's like to black out to a failing reactor, reading long-dead file formats that even X can't, the Zero Nightmare introducing itself with a warbling mess of a whistle melody.
Echoes of the first, buried in Wily's last.
That would be incredibly sick. Also brings an additional layer of darkness to his life flashing before his eyes as he dies in X5. And it's not like Zero has typically had a good time sleeping anyways, what with all the prophetic nightmares.
>You replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
That just sounds like any large corporation.
You are small time. I am smaller. This is how you artificer.
May you provide the sauce?
Tiny girls in the bubble ship are from Hakumei and Mikochi. Sen, the white-haired one, is a necromancer who uses special devices to reanimate bones using the power of rhythm.
>tfw no 9 centimeter tall gf
Life is cruel.
this is how i beastmaster ranger
Where did she get such a fat kiwi? Or is she just very small herself?
>Where did she get such a fat kiwi?
From the farm.
She looks like a quokka, so I'm guessing she's small. In fact, I just looked up the art, and she is indeed a quokka. Fun fact: Rottnest Island was originally named Rottenest by the Dutch captain who discovered it, which means "rat nest", because he thought the quokka's were large rats. They do have hairless tails, so the artist kind of fricked up there.
Why would anyone allow an artificer in their game? Just play sci fi or science fantasy like a normal homosexual.
You fool, we've been playing sci-fi for a long time, we just tricked you into thinking it was fantasy.
Sci-fi is just sufficiently reskinned fantasy.
artificer is for comic relief
>combat focused karaoke bard with high STR, CON and DEX
She's abusing those fish by keeping them in too-small enclosures
okay, here is my mech warrior (the dude)
Ah, I see we've decided to spit in the face of god today.
Gish
It's two Gishes, actually.
The tibbit wizard arrives!
Yeah, dont frick with her!
Goatse cat
Catse.
Just cast cure light wounds.
You don't play games, liar.
I'm thinking of having beastmen in my seting very similar to OP's pic. A engineered race furys for cheep labor. They know this but most of them are simpleminded enough that they don't care much.
Lesbians aren't fricking human. All women belong with men and are evil if they don't get with a man.
I had a nightmare once where I was a vampire maid. I was the oldest of 4 vampire sisters, but because I was turned last I was at the bottom of our pecking order and was treated as a servant.
Halfway through the nightmare, when our estate came under assault by poachers (an echidna and an evil marionette), I had a flashback in the middle of a fight that revealed I was actually a natural born vampire and had created my "younger sisters" as vampiric homunculi to be my maids. One night, the youngest came to me with tears in her eyes and asked if they were only created to serve me. Her existential crisis sent me into emotional turmoil, and I used hypnosis to rewrite all our memories into the current arrangement where I was their maid instead to make up for my irresponsible behavior.
I was shocked too, but that's not a yuri manga. They have a mother/daughter relationship.
You're stealing some poor 15 year old goth girl's dreams, and you should stop.
>They have a mother/daughter relationship.
that doesn't rule out the possibility of being yuri manga
>that doesn't rule out the possibility of being yuri manga
Correct, but it still isn't. I'm like 40% certain the artist does futa hentai under an alias though.
It's real inconvenient when authors use different andle for their H and non-H works. But if that's what it takes to have hentai authors branching out, so be it...
This is how I Paladin.
That's a bard tho.
He may sing like an angel, but unironically Kiryu treats everyone he meets with respect, gives sage life advice to people who have lost their way, helps out random people in need, and adheres to a strict moral code even when it makes his life harder.
Its honestly kind of hard to imagine how he ever lasted as an actual Yakuza for as long as he did without compromising his moral code, but I suppose thats probably mostly due to his bosses knowing what jobs to send him on and very much what jobs NOT to try and send him on. Kiryu will gladly fight other yakuza or shake down people who have defaulted on their debts, those people signed up for this one way or another. This is a result of choices they made. But if you sent Kiryu to rough up people he doesn't think deserve it, you are asking for trouble.
>character can sing
>das a bard
Terminate your own existence.
No, you don't understand. He can sing *well*.
Haruka's a bard. Kiryu has multiattack. He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard.
>He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard
He's constantly smashing bicycles. That's bard-like.
>Verb
>smash
>(transitive, slang, vulgar) To have sexual intercourse with.
>Noun
>town bicycle (plural town bicycles)
>(slang, derogatory) A woman who is promiscuous.
thanks that actually makes a lot of sense after explanation
I own a Kiryu figurine it's to my left as we post, it even comes with a traffic cone that is also to my left
this Kiryu you posted, however, looks like benedict cumberbatch
Bardbarian
This is how I bard.
What the dog doin?
me