This is how I artificer

This is how I artificer

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is how I artificer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how my players play murder hobos

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd seriously watch a party failing the frick of murderhoboing and massively improving the situation with no casualties despite their own efforts to the contrary.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your unnatural homunculus is not fit to dwell in the plane of man for long. It must feast on the blood of man every week or die. Also make a 1d10 roll every day. On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not the DM though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he said, but my loaded shotgun disagreed. Loudly. Now fricking ROLL, subhuman.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You roll. Then drop your weapon and submit to my police officer dad, who's right behind you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On a 5 or lower the reality around the homunculus begins to weaken and warp, letting in monsters from beyond the borders of time and space.
      My wife is a shoggoth, are any of these monsters part of her clan?
      If not, then that just means I get free monster reagents to harvest.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always found this to be a low-key horrifying concept. Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have mommy/daddy issues. Parents generally don't just toss out their kids.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re not parents though. Do you still have your decade old college computer?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still have my primary school computer.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I still have my college computer. I keep it as a backup for my current computer. That's not really comparable though. I didn't fricking make my computer and it isn't a thinking, feeling thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I do. I'm upgrading her into a beast of a laptop

          Not everyone is a spoiled rotten wasteful homosexual like you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire Geneforge series is based on that. The reply is, it depends on the creator, and the power needs responsibility.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Geneforge series
        Those games had some surprisingly solid lore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you know why you should be terrified by anyone chomping at the bit to push AI forward.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine creating sentient life for a single purpose and then deciding you don't need it anymore- you replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
      literally why the the angel Iblis refused to kneel to Adam and admit he was inferior to God's newest creation and was thus cast out of heaven. YHWH is kind of an butthole. Some people say "oh no that's just the old testament shit) but the islamic shit is even more recent than the new testament and he's still doing the same shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean when your family asks you why you don't have kids yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a subplot in Detroit Become Human and motivation for some androids going deviant.
      Perhaps a critique of consumerism, but I just thought the game was decent for a CYOA style.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In this case, the Mad Science lady goes right along with being weird right beside her catgirl daughter, such as getting over the "Nya" verbal tick by joining in and wearing an even weirder swimsuit to go with the by-necessity weird swimsuit needed to cover the cat nipple layout.

      Yandex pulls up this sauce:
      https://www.glanceoflife.com/statuses/23279791.html

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...Since there is some incredible domain shenanigans going on here causing issues on the copy-paste, have a different site that doesn't use them:

        https://www.novelcool.com/novel/Sorajirou-s-Untitled-Cat-Maid.html

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, yeah, imagine...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY HEART IS GONE, THERE'S ONLY FIRE
        I'VE MET MY MAKER, AND THE MAN'S A LIAR

        THEY LOST ME
        FORGOT ME
        MADE YOU FROM PARTS OF ME
        IF YOU'RE THE ONE, MY FATHER'S SON
        WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes, I think about the napkin-scratched Megaman X planning that has Zero derived from Blues. And think "what if Zero still had Blues' files?" Anxiety during shutdown from REMEMBERING what it's like to black out to a failing reactor, reading long-dead file formats that even X can't, the Zero Nightmare introducing itself with a warbling mess of a whistle melody.

        Echoes of the first, buried in Wily's last.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be incredibly sick. Also brings an additional layer of darkness to his life flashing before his eyes as he dies in X5. And it's not like Zero has typically had a good time sleeping anyways, what with all the prophetic nightmares.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You replaced it with a better model, or you don't need its function anymore, or you just got bored.
      That just sounds like any large corporation.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are small time. I am smaller. This is how you artificer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, here is my mech warrior (the dude)

      The tibbit wizard arrives!

      Yeah, dont frick with her!

      May you provide the sauce?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny girls in the bubble ship are from Hakumei and Mikochi. Sen, the white-haired one, is a necromancer who uses special devices to reanimate bones using the power of rhythm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no 9 centimeter tall gf

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life is cruel.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is how i beastmaster ranger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did she get such a fat kiwi? Or is she just very small herself?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where did she get such a fat kiwi?
        From the farm.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a quokka, so I'm guessing she's small. In fact, I just looked up the art, and she is indeed a quokka. Fun fact: Rottnest Island was originally named Rottenest by the Dutch captain who discovered it, which means "rat nest", because he thought the quokka's were large rats. They do have hairless tails, so the artist kind of fricked up there.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone allow an artificer in their game? Just play sci fi or science fantasy like a normal homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fool, we've been playing sci-fi for a long time, we just tricked you into thinking it was fantasy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sci-fi is just sufficiently reskinned fantasy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      artificer is for comic relief

      That's a bard tho.

      >combat focused karaoke bard with high STR, CON and DEX

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's abusing those fish by keeping them in too-small enclosures

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay, here is my mech warrior (the dude)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, I see we've decided to spit in the face of god today.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's two Gishes, actually.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tibbit wizard arrives!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, dont frick with her!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goatse cat

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Catse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just cast cure light wounds.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't play games, liar.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of having beastmen in my seting very similar to OP's pic. A engineered race furys for cheep labor. They know this but most of them are simpleminded enough that they don't care much.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbians aren't fricking human. All women belong with men and are evil if they don't get with a man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a nightmare once where I was a vampire maid. I was the oldest of 4 vampire sisters, but because I was turned last I was at the bottom of our pecking order and was treated as a servant.

      Halfway through the nightmare, when our estate came under assault by poachers (an echidna and an evil marionette), I had a flashback in the middle of a fight that revealed I was actually a natural born vampire and had created my "younger sisters" as vampiric homunculi to be my maids. One night, the youngest came to me with tears in her eyes and asked if they were only created to serve me. Her existential crisis sent me into emotional turmoil, and I used hypnosis to rewrite all our memories into the current arrangement where I was their maid instead to make up for my irresponsible behavior.

      I was shocked too, but that's not a yuri manga. They have a mother/daughter relationship.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're stealing some poor 15 year old goth girl's dreams, and you should stop.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They have a mother/daughter relationship.
        that doesn't rule out the possibility of being yuri manga

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that doesn't rule out the possibility of being yuri manga
          Correct, but it still isn't. I'm like 40% certain the artist does futa hentai under an alias though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's real inconvenient when authors use different andle for their H and non-H works. But if that's what it takes to have hentai authors branching out, so be it...

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how I Paladin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bard tho.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He may sing like an angel, but unironically Kiryu treats everyone he meets with respect, gives sage life advice to people who have lost their way, helps out random people in need, and adheres to a strict moral code even when it makes his life harder.
        Its honestly kind of hard to imagine how he ever lasted as an actual Yakuza for as long as he did without compromising his moral code, but I suppose thats probably mostly due to his bosses knowing what jobs to send him on and very much what jobs NOT to try and send him on. Kiryu will gladly fight other yakuza or shake down people who have defaulted on their debts, those people signed up for this one way or another. This is a result of choices they made. But if you sent Kiryu to rough up people he doesn't think deserve it, you are asking for trouble.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character can sing
        >das a bard
        Terminate your own existence.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you don't understand. He can sing *well*.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haruka's a bard. Kiryu has multiattack. He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard
              He's constantly smashing bicycles. That's bard-like.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Verb
                >smash
                >(transitive, slang, vulgar) To have sexual intercourse with.

                >Noun
                >town bicycle (plural town bicycles)
                >(slang, derogatory) A woman who is promiscuous.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks that actually makes a lot of sense after explanation
                I own a Kiryu figurine it's to my left as we post, it even comes with a traffic cone that is also to my left
                this Kiryu you posted, however, looks like benedict cumberbatch

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't do anything that makes a bard a bard
              He's constantly smashing bicycles. That's bard-like.

              >Verb
              >smash
              >(transitive, slang, vulgar) To have sexual intercourse with.

              >Noun
              >town bicycle (plural town bicycles)
              >(slang, derogatory) A woman who is promiscuous.

              Bardbarian

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how I bard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the dog doin?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          me

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