>dmc gays lost their shit over 5 seconds of animation because dante was smiling
I hold great hope that the first episode starts with Dante holding up a demon, getting ambushed from behind and being forced to suck demon dick at gunpoint and then every subsequent episode the anime starts off "PREVOUSLY, ON DMC, SUCK IT" because you homosexuals all deserve it.
>Shitty cover of Devil's Never Cry starts playing >Negress Lady's voice starts narrating >"Ya'll finna heard those fricking legends, aight? The legends of the Badass Motherfricker Knight Sparda?" >Sounds of clashing swords, pans over Dante and Vergil fighting shirtless and pantsless in the rain >"Yo, I's met the sons of Sparda, botha them motherfrickers." >Clashing intensifies >"They'd be getting some "twisted pleasure" from that "brotherly fighting", ya'll know what I'm sayin? >Vergil's sword pierces Dante's flesh, Dante makes the yaranaika face >"But in the end...only one brotha gonna make him his b***h." >Vergil turns away for a second only to charge in and grab Dante's balls >Vergil: "I need more fricking POWER!" >Cuts to Dante jumping down into the Order church and shooting a bunch of white guys who are actually not demons >"I'm Dante the Devil Killer and I kill fricking demons!" >Negress Lady and Latina Trish burst in and steal the spotlight, shooting up the congregation >Nero moves to intercept Dante but SEA Kyrie pushes him over easily and pulls out an engine powered devil scythe >"Tonight, Kyrie joins the hunt!" >All the girls pose in front of the guys, obscuring them completely, standing on the corpses of church going yts >"Wanna know the motherfricking b***h-ass name!?" >WUBWUBWUB DDDDEVIL MAY CRY >Shots fired, screen shatters from bullets, cuts to black with only the sound of Vergil humping Dante while shouting "you are not worthy as my inseminant!" remaining.
>"Yo, I's met the sons of Sparda, botha them motherfrickers."
I will watch this show if this line is spoken in the best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation the individual can perform for this line.
>Vergil shows up to fight Nero >Off screen, force edge speeds towards nero and cuts his hand off >Vergil: "HAHA, I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED INTO THE ROOM"
>Head writer is an American-Pajeet who brought us bullshit like Castlevania Nocturne
This is our reward. This is what we get for enjoying the games and being happy.
Pajeet is churning out these adaptations at a dime a dozen, he's doing the same thing to that Captain Ubisoft show
I wouldn't be surprised if he's behind tomb raider too
Didn't Shankar get the rights to make this show before 5 even came out, or not long after? I don't think anybody knew it would blow up big enough to rival the MH/RE/SF titles that dominate Capcom's Top 10.
Morrison is black and Nico is gay. Wait 5 already did that
I don't think they'd go for that. The hot young girl kissing other women? Nah, the straight white men might like that. We have to have a trans black character raping Dante in the ass as he cries and yells his fathers name.
Do you want that ESG money or not?
There are Devil May Cry fans, and the thing they share more than their interest in DMC is that they're all whiny b***hes. You don't even have to go far to find a series in a worse state than DMC, this show is only being made because of the Castlevania show where they have both the shit show and haven't had a game in the series forever. That DMC5 even exists and was good, even if it was a bit ago at this stage, is more satisfying as a DMC fan than fans of other series could hope to get. I wish some of my favorite series were handled as well. DMCgays just act like their victims because Capcom doesn't fellate the series as much as they do MH, RE or SF, but you could do a whole lot worse than only not getting as much attention as one of the biggest videogame companies gives its 3 biggest sellers.
>decide to watch the trailer >entire video is 45 seconds long >trailer is about 5ish seconds >but_why.gif >go down to the comment section >normalgays are hyping themselves up
Why do people keep doing this to themselves?
they have no souls and no capacity for pattern recognition, and they don't ask basic questions like 'is this going to be worthy of my time?'
there is only 'get hyped for product' and 'get hyped for next product'
can someone explain to me why capcom seemingly WANTS all adaptions of their dfuff to be as terrible as possible? they're not even mediocre ever, they're always genuinely terrible.
Short-term profit, I'm guessing. If they can milk Normieflix for a few bucks and get some cheap brand-recognition for one of their IPs out then why not do it?
Worst case scenario it's trash (as it usually is) and they'll just say: >"Oh but DMC is a video game, not an anime, so if you want the REAL experience you need to bu-... play the games!"
Even if it flops, DMC fans are so cucked they'll stand with their wallets open day 1 when DMC6 is announced whatever Capcom does. And I say that as someone who likes DMC.
I'm guessing they just license out their properties without having anyone from Capcom be part of the team to make sure it's not some embarrassing mess. It's what most vidya companies do. Nintendo with the Mario movie was one of the few times they stood over the team's shoulder to make sure everything was approved.
There two very central male figures in this series. Who knows what their brotherly love could warp into? I actually made myself a little nauseous writing that.
As bad as it would be, I image a sex scene in the DMC universe to be the most overtop shit the world had seen. Using the kamasutra like a combo meter. >Launch woman into the air with a mighty thrust >Aerial doggy style into a 360 69 >Kick off a wall into a reverse cowboy >Thrust again for more air time >Cum 10 times in a row to launch her even higher
8 months ago
Anonymous
You are out of your mind if you think Netflix would ever do anything this cool. It'll be a man taking it up the ass and moaning like a b***h.
8 months ago
Anonymous
They could hide all the naughty bits with just floating debris. Maybe someone with too much time on their hand will make a spectacle fighter porn game. Devil May Cum.
Holy frick devil may cry fans are a joke holy shit >A animation that will be forgotten in the minute its launched >OH NOES CAPCOM BETRAYED US!ABLOOABLOOBLOO!
Frick off morons...Go be a megaman fan or a Silent Hill fan to know what disrespect is.
Are you guys that b***hy when the old DMC anime happened?top kek!
WHO THE FRICK CARES?!
It still gonna be forgotten.
Are you morons soo stupid and weak willed to think SOTN,one of the greatest games ever made is shit now because some non canon animation made hin gay?frick off...
DMC is in a even better case because this animation will be even more forgotten if capcom makes DMC6.
Stop b***hing and just mock the shitshow when it comes soo its even more ignored and forgotten.
Why does he look so angry. Dante is supposed to look cool and playful with most of his enemies and get serious if it's personal like Mundus, Vergil and Urizen.
Being angry is Nero's trait
>dmc gays lost their shit over 5 seconds of animation because dante was smiling
I hold great hope that the first episode starts with Dante holding up a demon, getting ambushed from behind and being forced to suck demon dick at gunpoint and then every subsequent episode the anime starts off "PREVOUSLY, ON DMC, SUCK IT" because you homosexuals all deserve it.
>Shitty cover of Devil's Never Cry starts playing
>Negress Lady's voice starts narrating
>"Ya'll finna heard those fricking legends, aight? The legends of the Badass Motherfricker Knight Sparda?"
>Sounds of clashing swords, pans over Dante and Vergil fighting shirtless and pantsless in the rain
>"Yo, I's met the sons of Sparda, botha them motherfrickers."
>Clashing intensifies
>"They'd be getting some "twisted pleasure" from that "brotherly fighting", ya'll know what I'm sayin?
>Vergil's sword pierces Dante's flesh, Dante makes the yaranaika face
>"But in the end...only one brotha gonna make him his b***h."
>Vergil turns away for a second only to charge in and grab Dante's balls
>Vergil: "I need more fricking POWER!"
>Cuts to Dante jumping down into the Order church and shooting a bunch of white guys who are actually not demons
>"I'm Dante the Devil Killer and I kill fricking demons!"
>Negress Lady and Latina Trish burst in and steal the spotlight, shooting up the congregation
>Nero moves to intercept Dante but SEA Kyrie pushes him over easily and pulls out an engine powered devil scythe
>"Tonight, Kyrie joins the hunt!"
>All the girls pose in front of the guys, obscuring them completely, standing on the corpses of church going yts
>"Wanna know the motherfricking b***h-ass name!?"
>WUBWUBWUB DDDDEVIL MAY CRY
>Shots fired, screen shatters from bullets, cuts to black with only the sound of Vergil humping Dante while shouting "you are not worthy as my inseminant!" remaining.
>"Yo, I's met the sons of Sparda, botha them motherfrickers."
I will watch this show if this line is spoken in the best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation the individual can perform for this line.
>Vergil shows up to fight Nero
>Off screen, force edge speeds towards nero and cuts his hand off
>Vergil: "HAHA, I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED INTO THE ROOM"
underrated
>shitty cover
it's on the house
Who is this supposed to be
YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT
Antonio Redgrave
>Head writer is an American-Pajeet who brought us bullshit like Castlevania Nocturne
This is our reward. This is what we get for enjoying the games and being happy.
Pajeet is churning out these adaptations at a dime a dozen, he's doing the same thing to that Captain Ubisoft show
I wouldn't be surprised if he's behind tomb raider too
do you think they'll add an air juggling scene?
Who will be black and/or gay?
Morrison will be a trans black woman, screenshot this
Dante will actively note trans rights in every episode.
>Lady and Trish will 100% be gay
>Vergil and Dante will be Bi
>Sparta will be straight but it will be shown he was raped by the villain
Vergil. Nevermind the logic that would entail.
They already made Morrison black. So my money is on some OC being a gay.
Patty or Nell Goldstein
Didn't Shankar get the rights to make this show before 5 even came out, or not long after? I don't think anybody knew it would blow up big enough to rival the MH/RE/SF titles that dominate Capcom's Top 10.
Morrison is black and Nico is gay.
Wait 5 already did that
Morrison obviously but that happened already in five. Lady maybe?
his just bi
I don't think they'd go for that. The hot young girl kissing other women? Nah, the straight white men might like that. We have to have a trans black character raping Dante in the ass as he cries and yells his fathers name.
Do you want that ESG money or not?
so who is gonna anally assault donte in this one
His own sword
>this is how they decided to thank DMC fans
They did it10 years ago
DmC was kino and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>The Engoodening of DmC: Devil may Cry
DmCs design is objectively and inarguably better than this shitty anime.
Come on man, DmC was fun, but thank god it wasnt total reboot and the series went back to their roots.
if this is what it takes to normalize incest, im all for it
who the frick is that ? that's not dante
Thank them for what? I'm sure the show will be shit, but it's not being made out of some show of gratitude either way.
There are no devil may cry fans
Only people that enjoy suffering
There are Devil May Cry fans, and the thing they share more than their interest in DMC is that they're all whiny b***hes. You don't even have to go far to find a series in a worse state than DMC, this show is only being made because of the Castlevania show where they have both the shit show and haven't had a game in the series forever. That DMC5 even exists and was good, even if it was a bit ago at this stage, is more satisfying as a DMC fan than fans of other series could hope to get. I wish some of my favorite series were handled as well. DMCgays just act like their victims because Capcom doesn't fellate the series as much as they do MH, RE or SF, but you could do a whole lot worse than only not getting as much attention as one of the biggest videogame companies gives its 3 biggest sellers.
Why does the video game industry HATE its customer base SO MUCH?
Why'd you think kamiya left?
Because the studio didn't want more bombs.
>decide to watch the trailer
>entire video is 45 seconds long
>trailer is about 5ish seconds
>but_why.gif
>go down to the comment section
>normalgays are hyping themselves up
Why do people keep doing this to themselves?
they have no souls and no capacity for pattern recognition, and they don't ask basic questions like 'is this going to be worthy of my time?'
there is only 'get hyped for product' and 'get hyped for next product'
just you wait until they reinvent trish or lady as some Black person mutt just like they did with castlevania
can someone explain to me why capcom seemingly WANTS all adaptions of their dfuff to be as terrible as possible? they're not even mediocre ever, they're always genuinely terrible.
Short-term profit, I'm guessing. If they can milk Normieflix for a few bucks and get some cheap brand-recognition for one of their IPs out then why not do it?
Worst case scenario it's trash (as it usually is) and they'll just say:
>"Oh but DMC is a video game, not an anime, so if you want the REAL experience you need to bu-... play the games!"
Even if it flops, DMC fans are so cucked they'll stand with their wallets open day 1 when DMC6 is announced whatever Capcom does. And I say that as someone who likes DMC.
They want to test the grounds to see if a Megaman X series can work, if they do it then I will KMS,
money, as shrimple as that
apparently paul anderson movies do turn a decent profit
I'm guessing they just license out their properties without having anyone from Capcom be part of the team to make sure it's not some embarrassing mess. It's what most vidya companies do. Nintendo with the Mario movie was one of the few times they stood over the team's shoulder to make sure everything was approved.
The creator of DMC has direct executive powers over this adaption and is heavily involved.
He better be or I'm going over there and nuking their office with a dirty bomb
You say that now, but what if the show turns out shit? Who's house will you nuke then?
In that case it's probably not going to be Alucard takes it up the ass levels of bad.
There two very central male figures in this series. Who knows what their brotherly love could warp into? I actually made myself a little nauseous writing that.
I can totally imagine Vergil trying to make advances towards Dante and him being grossed out by that
As bad as it would be, I image a sex scene in the DMC universe to be the most overtop shit the world had seen. Using the kamasutra like a combo meter.
>Launch woman into the air with a mighty thrust
>Aerial doggy style into a 360 69
>Kick off a wall into a reverse cowboy
>Thrust again for more air time
>Cum 10 times in a row to launch her even higher
You are out of your mind if you think Netflix would ever do anything this cool. It'll be a man taking it up the ass and moaning like a b***h.
They could hide all the naughty bits with just floating debris. Maybe someone with too much time on their hand will make a spectacle fighter porn game. Devil May Cum.
That's what you get for buying V
Holy frick devil may cry fans are a joke holy shit
>A animation that will be forgotten in the minute its launched
>OH NOES CAPCOM BETRAYED US!ABLOOABLOOBLOO!
Frick off morons...Go be a megaman fan or a Silent Hill fan to know what disrespect is.
Are you guys that b***hy when the old DMC anime happened?top kek!
Did you not read the thread moron? It’s being made by the “How to fix Apu” guy.
WHO THE FRICK CARES?!
It still gonna be forgotten.
Are you morons soo stupid and weak willed to think SOTN,one of the greatest games ever made is shit now because some non canon animation made hin gay?frick off...
DMC is in a even better case because this animation will be even more forgotten if capcom makes DMC6.
Stop b***hing and just mock the shitshow when it comes soo its even more ignored and forgotten.
>Netflix
>So Dante ready to take dick in the ass
Who will frick Dante in the ass in the show?
they are 100% going to make vergil bi
Why does he look so angry. Dante is supposed to look cool and playful with most of his enemies and get serious if it's personal like Mundus, Vergil and Urizen.
Being angry is Nero's trait
directed by the street-shitter who brought the world castlevania nocturne
it's gonna be an utterly wretched cartoon
>who brought the world castlevania nocturne
The one with protagonist gets buttfricked in a threesome?
Didn't they already do an anime already?
I'm sick of these fricking adaptations
I want to play a game not watch a game
Then play a game. It is not like some moronic adaptation forbids you to play dmc games or something.