Why did they turn him into a whiny simp in the sequel constantly moping, drinking and boohooing over Kerrigan when he vowed to kill her with anger in the previous game?
Why is Raynor in SC1 Obese? Kerrigan teases Raynor being Fat.
Why does Marine get torn apart into goo even on Gauss rifle and Reaper's pistol with crushing sound and calling mother? Is Gauss rifle strong enough to tear terran body?
Why did they turn him into a whiny simp in the sequel constantly moping, drinking and boohooing over Kerrigan when he vowed to kill her with anger in the previous game?
She called him a pig when they first met because she read his mind while he was getting an eye full of her skin-tight Ghost suit bod which realistically would have left nothing to the imagination
You're kidding yourself if you don't think it's currently the definitive way of playing the game. There's literally no reason to go back to the classic version. You can even switch to classic graphics if you're going to be a turbo autist about it
Remember campy SC when humans first encounter the Zerg and 2 sheriff hicks ran over a zergling and didnt know what it was? Or when a probe was attacked by humans and they were celebrating, but then they were liquified by invisible protoss due to arbiters? Kino cinematograpgy.
You're kidding yourself if you don't think it's currently the definitive way of playing the game. There's literally no reason to go back to the classic version. You can even switch to classic graphics if you're going to be a turbo autist about it
It's the only way to play Brood War these days, and you can switch to classic pixel graphics if you want
Hi Jimmy
Starcraft was over 23 years ago, guys. Let it go.
No. Classics are classics for a reason. They will never die.
>just keep consuming the latest thing, goy
>don't play good old games... eat the slop
Why are you here?
meanwhile forspoken
meanwhile redfall
meanwhile diablo 4
meanwhile ff16
meanwhile Baldur's Gate III
meanwhile Jagged Alliance 3
meanwhile System Shock
You want a piece of meat, boy?
Have you noticed no marines make it back to the barracks?
Why does Marine get torn apart into goo even on Gauss rifle and Reaper's pistol with crushing sound and calling mother? Is Gauss rifle strong enough to tear terran body?
You're doing it wrong. You have to post marines' quotes.
Jerked up and good to go. Give something a shit. Feedit!! Armed and ready.
>Goliath online
Why did they turn him into a whiny simp in the sequel constantly moping, drinking and boohooing over Kerrigan when he vowed to kill her with anger in the previous game?
Well, it's because TIDINGS OF DOOOOOM
And why did Jimmy lost weight in SC2? Jimmy used to be Fat guy. Kerrigan calls him "pig". And his portrait in SC1 look obese.
She calls him a pig for thinking about sniffing her butthole, like "you disgusting pig!" is has nothing to do with his weight.
But his portrait looks fat, though.
frick off Dobson
He has double chin in his original portrait. Why did he lose weight in SC2?
thats a beard mate
amerifat moment
She called him a pig when they first met because she read his mind while he was getting an eye full of her skin-tight Ghost suit bod which realistically would have left nothing to the imagination
that's how men react after a break up.
What are you talking about? The end of the game has Jimmy and Fenix team up and kill Kerrigan.
Why is Raynor in SC1 Obese? Kerrigan teases Raynor being Fat.
in the bye, bye bye bye
this is literally what she says idc
She's a drop ship and says "in the pipe, 5 by 5" which is literally what the dropship pilot says in Aliens.
?t=76
I always thought she said bye many times. It's over.
Does his fat paunch belly get inside this bike? He was fat in SC1.
How did they get the Starcraft remaster so very right and the War3 remaster so very wrong?
>How did they get the Starcraft remaster so very right
They didn't. Especially not the Protoss portraits.
You're kidding yourself if you don't think it's currently the definitive way of playing the game. There's literally no reason to go back to the classic version. You can even switch to classic graphics if you're going to be a turbo autist about it
how the frick do I put movers in my rockets
OG Starcraft and Brood War campaigns and custom games were kino. Nothing will ever recreate that shit.
allen schezar. its pronounced as allen skeezer. you know, like scheme or school.
Czeched up and good to go
Remember campy SC when humans first encounter the Zerg and 2 sheriff hicks ran over a zergling and didnt know what it was? Or when a probe was attacked by humans and they were celebrating, but then they were liquified by invisible protoss due to arbiters? Kino cinematograpgy.
Since we're talking about old portraits, remember when Kerrigan had dreads?
as a kid i killed her over and over because of the sound she makes
horny bastard
Had?
Retconned out in the remaster.
>SC2*
But it's also retconned out in the remaster. Look up her portrait
Been so long I forgot about that cinematic
She still had dreads in every other point of thte game
wtf I thought vultures were an enclosed vehicle, not a literal hoverbike
confederates were space cowboys. they send prisoners to space
why did they remove his sick crown
QRD on the remaster? Should I bite or no?
See
It's the only way to play Brood War these days, and you can switch to classic pixel graphics if you want
I would never shill for a blizzard game but if you're interested in playing the "reversed" custom campaign then you probably should.