This is not retro.

This is not “retro”.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its from before 18 year olds were born
    its retro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 years old is retro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Sega Saturn isn't retro?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And in 7 years you're going to say "u-umm 40 years is retro".
        Stop seething.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU’RE retro
        /thead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, it's 20 years. 20 is retro, 40 is vintage, 100 is antique. Source: a simple google search.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like "hetero"

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is "retro" in an epistemological sense?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it technically is, but I agree I don't think of "ps2" when I think retro.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh pixel graphics amirite

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic? you realize there is a plethora of 3d retro games from the 90s?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get in the coffin already grandpa

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone says Dreamcast is retro
    >apparently PS2 isn't retro even though it was released one (1) year later

    Make it make sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't count Dreamcast as retro either same with xbox, and ps2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retro is an aesthetic.
      The Dreamcast looks and feels more retro than PS2, which feels more modern.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu please

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's right

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Retro is an aesthetic.
            The Dreamcast looks and feels more retro than PS2, which feels more modern.

            samehomosexual.
            >ReTrO iS a StYLe
            Good lord, you best be baiting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dreamcast feels more retro not because of it's hardware, but because it died before it could have late 6th gen games that feel more modern like God of War. Early PS2 games feel like they're from a completely different gen compared to late PS2 games

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomer opinion. It failed because it released too early, was too ahead of its time with online, wasnt a Blu-ray player like ps2 nor was a halo machine like Xbox. Nintendo was Nintendo. Soul Caliber compared to Tekken at launch. You tell me which one did better with normalgays back then. Dreamcast just wasn’t in demand. I don’t consider it retro but it’s extremely easy hardware emulation and design really make it a close contender. Give it ten years and it will indeed be retro to those of us who were actually around.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person I didn't even talk about why it failed. Put the glass down and go to bed. Also I was born in 1991

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Dreamcast feels more retro not because of it's hardware
          It gets mogged by all 6th gen consoles. The tiny storage medium is just the turd on top of the shit heap.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ps2 had a longer life span so they dont think about the ps2 as a console from 2000 they think of it as a console from at least 2006 or even 2010 because games were still being made for it well after the ps3 was well established as the "current gen" and the last ps2 game to come out was in 2014
      and the actual console itself was still actively being produced and sold in 2013.

      also dreamcast was released 2 years before ps2. and was discontinued in 2001, and the last dreamcast game to be released was in 2004.
      so if you look at the total history of both consoles there really isn't anything to compare.
      i myself think ps2 is retro or very close to being retro. but this comparison doesnt actually make sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreamcast was made with the goal of bringing the arcade to the home which is a concept that died with the dreamcast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play a popular Dreamcast game and a popular PS2 game back to back and you'll just get it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I remember having both a Dreamcast and ps2 on launch (mom won a fricking radio show thing just to get one back then). Ps2 was ass at first. I mean she’s after awhile the games were much better, but that’s the case with most launches. DC, on other hand, hit you with great game after great game. It didn’t have time to develop into a less retro machine.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Atari 2600 to you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      vintage

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a black box that can play video games. No online game updates, just put the game in and play.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the aesthetic of the console itself is retro
    >not retro

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn right.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Segs the frog

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    retro is whatever was retro when i started using this site prove me right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retro is what was emulatable at full speed on most PCs when the site launched.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree but unironically

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. gameboy advance is not retro despite being popular to emulate on "retro emulation handhelds"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. The games and consoles James Rolf reviewed as the nerd back then are retro.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most games are bing bing wahoo mascot platformers with 3 polygons per level
    retro

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PS3 is over a decade old. I literally remember buying a PS2 at launch, I was definitely a child at the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does a child have that kind of money lying around

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but I had a paper route, I saved my birthday and Christmas money, and did chores around the house for $5. I was able to buy a PS2 about a year after it launched and I traded in my 64 and all my games. So, that's a $300 PS2 and Final Fantasy X and a memory card. It was 2001 and I was 13, good times.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based, I simply waited a few months and gamecube was down to $150 so I had enough saved up for it.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can natively connect to a CRT, it's retro. So is the 360/PS3/Wii for that matter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I think PowerPC is retro tech at this point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It can natively connect to a CRT, it's retro.
      Well by that criteria alone, WiiU is retro (it's also PowerPC based).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never connected my Xbox360 to a flat screen TV so it's 100% retro

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it is, but I know that retro for you people means "stuff released before the year 2000."
    It's already older than a lot of the "retro" stuff I was posting about in the 2000s was, and the hardware definitely isn't modern. At this point I honestly think that any video game console that isn't practically just an x86 computer is retro.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is going to blow your mind op but the ps3 is retro now too

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain HOW the PS2 isn't considered retro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still pretty new.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPEN CONDOM STYLE

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not retro until 20 years after its last sports release, so the PS1 becomes retro at the end of next year, but the n64 is already retro.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it definitely is retro.
    but i also really want ps2babbs off /vr/, threads for even slightly obscure stuff like PC-98 can't survive like this, and i prefer slower boards anyway.
    hiroshimoot give us /v2k/ ffs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC-98 threads don't survive because no body in them has played a fricking PC-98 game in their life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, i would assume most /vr/ oldgays likely left after they changed the rules to allow for ps2/gc/xbox discussion as the board was flooded with Gankerermin and left unusable for months. i stopped going to this website entirely after that shitshow, only coming back recently.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing buddy. Go back to staring at that Possessioner gif.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no
            i'm gonna go finish playing e.v.o.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to get into them, gimme some recs.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not
    its a gta call of duty fifa machine just like every other console since

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo consoles can't be retro because they've always been Mario machines

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mario isnt retro because i'm brown and love sony

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i got a new toy though though though though though though though

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The NES wasn't even 17 years old at PS2's release and was considered retro.
    In short, you are a fricking moron.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is it wasn't ever established what made consoles or games /vr/ friendly besides age
    >no internet
    Well shit the Super Nintendo is out of the question
    >resolutions
    PC games out
    >culture surrounding it
    means fricking nothing when no american knew what a PC Engine or master system was much less what the people who bought them were like
    >no DLC
    Unfair when Capcom exists
    >graphics with blocks on them
    At this point this is more new than old

    Mods just didn't know what they were doing when they made that board

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomer filter

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snes was 15 years old when ps3 came out. Snes was considered Retro. Now ps3 is 17 years old. Ps3 is Retro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woah anon, didn't know you liked retro consoles!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure consoles like this will ever be considered retro.
      Most of the games from the xbone/ps4 and up are available on pc unless it's from nintendo making revisiting those console mostly pointless to begin with, but also, after the ps2 everything started being about making games look realistic and had enough power to start reaching those heights.
      As powerful as the cube and ps2 were compared to their predecessors, they still weren't quite at the point of photo-realism and five hundred million dollar budgets.
      Like the consoles before the ps2, the 2d and stylized 3d games still look spectacular while the "realistic" games have aged like milk.

      Sony and microsoft consoles from the ps3 onwards only exist to shill the latest gears of resident duty over budget aaa slop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not sure consoles like this will ever be considered retro.
        They absolutely will in fifteen years time or less. It’s a piece of electronics that reads optical discs, and we have no idea what video games are going to look like in 20 years.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did /vr/ deserve it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is divine retribution for forcing lame bait like the "sega system" and "scotformer"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It mostly exists to cause auster and nintendo autists to seethe

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "retro" is pixel stuff before 2000

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has games, so that makes it retro these days.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNES was retro in 2013
    PS2 is retro in 2023

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It can't be retro, if it's retro that means....IM OLD!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it can't be retros in the same way hats aren't retro.

      Some software on the system are 2D and therefore retro, but the 2D ones don't make the 3D or the system capable of rendering them retro any more than the exist of top hats makes your baseball one retro.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    retro: 60s
    vintage: 70s
    rad: 80s
    extreme: 90s
    simple as

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ps3 becomes retro
    >/vr/ stays the exact same

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 23 years old
    You not wanting to admit you're old doesn't make it not retro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 23 years old
      So are you. That doesn't make you retro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 29 actually

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Congrats, you're one year off being retro.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time between NES and PS2 release: 15 years.
    Time between PS2 release and now: 23 years.
    Frick.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it comes down to the perception of the increase in technology. At the end of the day, a PS2 is far more technologically advanced compared to a NES than a PS5 is to a PS2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the PS5 "only" like 2-3x more powerful than the PS4 Pro while the PS3 was like 10x more powerful than the PS2?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What is law of diminishing returns

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was at a friends house and a zoomed girl was there. She was all excited and pointed at the Dreamcast "is that an Atari ?" My buddy was pissed.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got an SCPH-90000 PS2. How fricked am I?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4:3 is retro.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    millennials while never admit that they are old
    in ten years the youngest ones will turn 40 and they are still going to blame zoomers and boomers for everything wrong in the world while playing bing bing wahoo on the nintendo switch 2

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crtgays and retrogays deserve the rope for the amount of damage they do to the environment running old hardware that eats more energy than minting an nft.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got another CRT yesterday.
      u mad?
      jelly perhaps?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day retrotroony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna buy a light gun but not invite you to play house of the dead.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >house of the dead
            that's for homosexuals.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know how to type

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >typing >>>>>>> shooting

                Coastal African shitholes in general are garbage repositories for developed nations. They get paid to take trash

                >They get paid to take trash
                Worst of all is how the local monkeys scrap tons of e-waste for a few grams of gold and nonchalantly dump all the toxic byproducts into the ground. It's one of the big reasons behind the ban on lead in electronics and solder.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd wager they don't get paid to care about the environment when they barely get by scavenging garbage heaps or doing artisanal mining in deadly conditions

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't get paid to care about the environment
                You don't have to get paid to care. Running out of drinking water is enough of a curse in itself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it might be difficult to comprehend but people in crippling poverty have bigger worries than the long term health of the environment.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              VR is unironically the best solution for simulating CRTs because they can use high refresh OLEDs in the goggles.

              Why not?

              It's still pretty new.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's still pretty new
                Anon, the PS2 came out 23 years ago. SNES was already considered retro 10 years after it came out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last PS2 game came out in 2013, the same year as the last of us and gta 5, making it PERMANENTLY never retro.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can make PS2 threads on /vr/ and there's nothing you can do about it because it's allowed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because it's allowed doesn't make it retro.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not retro if it's not part of my childhood
                >nothing after the console that came out when I was 10 will ever be retro, even in 50 years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And people are still making carts for SNES and Atari
                So with you own moronic logic those aren't retro either

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not retro if it's not part of my childhood
                >nothing after the console that came out when I was 10 will ever be retro, even in 50 years

                Anon, no one cares about the shitty sportsball games and other trash that is heaped on to every system well past its prime.
                The ps2 was done long before that.

                [...]
                >ps3 is almost twenty years old
                Dunno how I feel about this, but frick I'm old.
                Still keep a super slim around that was picked up right before they stopped production, it's used exclusively as a bluray player these days though.

                Wrong!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, no one cares about the shitty sportsball games and other trash that is heaped on to every system well past its prime.
                The ps2 was done long before that.

                it is retro and so is this

                >ps3 is almost twenty years old
                Dunno how I feel about this, but frick I'm old.
                Still keep a super slim around that was picked up right before they stopped production, it's used exclusively as a bluray player these days though.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >adhd boomer edition

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dat crt
        looking good anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't own a CRT but I exclusively invest in mining, oil and gas companies. How does that make you feel?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should invest in new CRT manufacturing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry that doesn't exist

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *leans into mic*
            WRONG.
            https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/new-crt-television.html

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for africa
              huh, makes sense actually

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                An anon from Mauritania told me in a /crt/ thread that they're a dumping ground for old tubes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coastal African shitholes in general are garbage repositories for developed nations. They get paid to take trash

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're very bad for the environment if not properly recycled. Oh well, my ground water is two oceans away from theirs lol.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't consider it retro because we transfered over to principles that were developed in a way to be universally accepted as the future. more advanced 3D techniques were developed to give developers control over the look of their games, and a lot of what was done is still used to this day, just with greater fidelity.

    now that's obviously an exaggeration, because tons of stuff in modern games wouldn't be possible in the ps2. but it still pioneered a lot of standards we're using to this day. visually, it's retro, but technically speaking i don't think it's retro. for that to be true games would have to be 99% look alien compared to the ps2, not just superior.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're mom is retro.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit. 3D is not and will never be retro since we are not capable of making 4D graphics and couldn't comprehend it even if we somehow could meaning it would flop.

    3D graphics make it a modern console. Age of the system is irrelevant.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like "resetera"

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miss the feeling of playing gitaroo man for first time, when i saw the shitty graphics and stupid japanese sense of humor.
    Almost dropped that hidden gem.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real ones know

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has design philosophy anachronistic to the current age, it's retro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not if it's still used as a legacy guideline for current design principles in gaming.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What part of "download assets off a store and release a free to play game in a wee so we can sell millions of skins" is a guideline for PS2 games?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ocarina of Time will NEVER be retro.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. Because "retro" isn't a synonym for "old".

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the PS2 came out it had been 17 years since NES and that was retro
    It's been 23 years since PS2
    It's retro

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure is

  55. 9 months ago
    sage

    Retro-what?

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retro only counts for non-3d capable consoles from before 2000. This will not change ever in the future and I am correct.

    This is a hard line by the way. The NES had Elite, so it isn't retro. Vectrex is not retro. Fifth Gen is not retro at all. Atari 2600 had 3D Chess, not retro. I am correct, objectively.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retro is for modern things that try replicating the old design of old stuff, you bunch of literal uneducated Black folk
    Old stuff is just old

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retro is who gives a frick. It's irrelevant outside of /vr/

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vintage: Magnavox Odyssey, Atari 2600, etc.
    >Old school: 8 bit, 16 bit, 32 bit consoles
    >Retro: Dreamcast, PS2, Xbox, GameCube

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 isn't retro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People born before 1985 need to be erased.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this image! It's great! Thanks, Anon! I really would like to show this image to my brother, could I download it?

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vr/

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is retro and so is this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys, zoomba

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The term "retro" isn't even used properly when it comes to video games as a whole. The term "classic" is far better and can be more applicable to the PS2.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    perhaps, but it is vintage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Born in 88. You’re literally a baby to me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        proof? post your birth certificate with timestamp and todays news paper,

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it has composite cables, it's retro

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i know classics arent classic til theyre 25 years old

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how about that mini ps2, that was sexy

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want one so i can play retro games ; ;

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting older by the year. Adapt. The PS2 is an old console. It is retro. DLC era games are now the cut-off point for what is modern and what is retro.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am of the opinion that if a console can officially have a HDMI port or better, it's not retro. The fact that GTA V is still a system seller over three hardware generations says a lot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotcha, ps2 is retro(no official hdmi support), ps3 not retro(official hdmi support)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am of the opinion that if a console can officially have a HDMI port or better, it's not retro. The fact that GTA V is still a system seller over three hardware generations says a lot.

        I can get behind that. "PS2 isn't retro!" gays btfo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you land on the DOL-001 Gamecube having a native digital AV port and HDMI cables being available for it that don't involve hardware mods or analog-to-digital signal conversion?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HDMI cables being available for it
        officially licensed by nintendo?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>HDMI cables being available for it
          >officially licensed by nintendo?
          Sure, technically, since GCN HDMI solutions require an HDMI cable rather than having one integrated. But the original question was about ports.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well shit

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you even fricking care?

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't like it, stop using that stupid word then

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not being manufactured by the creators anymore it's retro

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not old, I'm retro.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "retro" means "in the style of old things". it does not mean old things. shovel knight is a retro game. donkey kong is an old game. your entire life is a ridiculous, embarrassing lie.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how every proposed metric for "retro" besides time ends up not working.
    >internet capable? SNES, Genesis, N64, Saturn, PS1.
    >oh wait you mean internet capable right out of the box? Dreamcast and PC.
    >capable of resolutions beyond 240p/480i? Dreamcast and PC again.
    >DLC? Dreamcast and PC hat trick!
    >native digital AV capabilities? well the PS2 and Xbox didn't have that so that generation is retro I gue- ah shit nevermind, here comes Gamecube.
    And even then, trying to simply expand the time gap for "retro" consideration is just arbitrary goalpost-moving since it reaches levels well beyond what previous "retro" consoles needed to be considered "retro".

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Why don't they make new oldies?" - peter griffin

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is if you needed to use your PS1 cables to connect to the antenna port because you had a shitty CRT TV.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 is retro.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all retro games are bad
      >all ps5 games are bad
      >ps5 is retro
      based

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting old, grandpa.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is 23 years old, is uber retro.

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