This is the first game that I've encountered that shits on you for having fun. I was enjoying the sceneries, role playing as a lowly knight while playing dice and drinking ale, hunting rabbits, until when I decided to do some quests I was surprised that half of my quests failed because it didn't tell me that they were timed.
A game that literally DOESN'T respect your time. They should've put time-bound quests on hardcore mode. Frick this shit.
>white incel: the game
what did you expect?
>bix nood can't go 2 minutes without committing robbery, rape or murder
>say you'll do something
>don't do it
>surprised when time marches on without you
>Where is the shart meter and the breathe-in-and-out QTEs?
>Oh no thats to inconvenient I don't want that kind of realism, err...
xd
what, did you expect the npcs to just stand around for a week waiting for you to come back to do the quest they asked you to do?
Isn't it marked as timed in the log? I remember realizing they were timed in my first playthrough without failing one
>Living breathing world that doesn't treat you as the PC
Have you ever left the basement?
he tried to but then it got dark, time went on without him
> a game with a time mechanic has timed quest
Are you always this moronic or are you making a special effort today?
>a game that doesn't respect your time
So why don't you like it? You obviously don't respect it either.
>games are not supposed to be fun goy
>you will respect the game
>you will treat it like a job
>you will pay extra shekels for no content
Lmao
It sounds like it gave you a lot of fun until you decided to stop having fun.
git gud
Is this game the easiest to make bait threads with?
No. If you want to be a masturbator psychopath, make threads for the biggest name games and spam them with nonsense like real Ganker psychos
It’s the easiest to shit on because it’s easily the lamest. Like the guild 3.
There as some fat white incels that swear by it but they aren’t humans so their opinion is disregarded.
as if this shit is some fricking flawless masterpiece so if anyone criticizes its bullshit is baiting
No Baldur's Gate 3 and Tears of the Kingdom are the easiest. Just posting a pic of the game without saying anything is bait.
>"hey random lowly peasants who has just been accepted into the town watch, we are going out tomorrow on a patrol, you better be there"
>sure!
>actually I'll go somewhere else
>*patrol goes out without me*
>WHAT THE FRICK
>be a frickup
>this is the games fault
Also you'd have to pass A LOT of fricking time for that. I only had a single quest time out on me in my playthrough, and I explored a shitton, rode around finding all the treasure maps, robbed whole towns blind, killed every cuman and bandit I could
You'd legit have to have the game open for a week (IRL) and do nothing to have "half your quests" fail
>NPC told you that the quest must be done immediately or soon
>ignored it
>is surprised when the quest fails.
>game you paid for doesn’t act like a game
Wow I can’t see the problem here. Why have fun when you can have realism
>wow dude, why is this RPG that bills itself as being realistic being realistic?
Go back to playing Starfield if you're so fricking terrified of actually being able to fail in a game due to your own actions.
Ganker loves to be contrarian so they'll all pretend that you should just know in advance that the quests move on without you so they can feel smarter than OP, even though in every other games the quests don't advance until the player interacts with it.
>having more than 2 brain cell == being a contraian
The NPC tells you to hurry up and there is even a warning sign to show you the point of no return if you go too far in the main storyline. Even RDR2 has this time sensitive feature for some side missions. Some Dragon Dogma quests will be skipped if you choose to ignore it.
that's a failure of the rest of the games industry, not this one particular game
I wish I could play this game in 3D. It's too bad UEVR doesn't work with it because it uses Cryengine.
No, I'm not paying for Vorpx.
I've only missed out on two questlines because of time
When you get your old hooligan friends a job at a lumberyard(?) they get upset with the boss and want to challenge him to a fist fight at midnight or some shit. I wasn't there, so I missed it and failed the quest. But then they moved to a new place and I could still talk to them and do stuff, they went to the Inn that's in the middle of the map all by itself.
Speaking of that inn place in the middle of the map, that conveniently brings me to the second quest I missed. there was this woman who's husband left her and she had sent me on a series of quests to retrieve things for her. I did like three fetch quests for her and then stopped talking to her when she wanted me to do more fetching for her. Later, she's gone and I hear from the Innkeeper that she cut her husband's balls off.
>Later, she's gone and I hear from the Innkeeper that she cut her husband's balls off
That's how it ends regardless if you fully help her or not.
Dang, do you get to go there and see it happening? I wanna hear it happening
"OH NO~! IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
No, it's off-screen shit too.
Gonna put this in the running as Most Pathetic Post on Ganker this year.
no one is cutting your balls off, sorry you're sensitive about it, but no one's balls are really getting cut off, I think it would be funny to hear an actor shriek and see Henry's reaction to it in progress.
You can visit the house, it's full of blood.
It's the house in Ledetchko where you stole her shit back.
no no you see you HAVE to rush through the game or else you're not playing it the authentic way (see: the way the developers wanted you to play). if you want a game about FUN you might as well just play modded skyrim, KID. or you can mod out the time restrictions and limited saves and get yelled at by morons
Game's not exactly consistent with timed quests.
Some NPCs will wait for you standing in their corner forever. Like the hunt with Capon very early. But when he invites you in baths after that, you gotta do it the same evening.
You can look for Ginger and Lubosh forever too, explore whole map, train everything to 20. But to find Reeky immediately after that you only have 3 days, or else the bandits will find him first.
I guess it's consistent that you can't fully fail main quest, there will be other solution to remedy your tardiness. But side quests are gone.
This game is eternally living on my backlog.
I have it installed on my PC and always want to play it but never get around to actually do so.
You are having more fun then actually playing it
Yeah this is one of those fat gay white boy games that is “good because it’s hard”
It’s dry boring, and clunky. Good luck fighting more then one person and good luck ever feeling like anything else but a side character in your own story.
>Good luck fighting more then one person
You can literally screw 4 people at once by just doing riposes.
>you can win by cheeseing the game
Wow amaze balls I’m so hecken shockered. Just get good gaymers uWu
Are you going to tell me that you can win every fight using a pike next?
No, I said you can win by simply using one game mechanic, fighting multiple enemies are an issue only if you're not used to the combat at all.
And yes, stop being bad.
Game is laughably easy with the counters, can literally never be hit
Jesus Christ be praised
All of the christian stupidity in this game is obnoxious.
This game just glorifies a bunch of violent imbeciles who constantly committed atrocities in the name of their stupid imaginary sky fairy.
shit bait
>worships le science and big pharma while screaming frick the rich and reading marx for the 10th this year
The game is trying to be realistic.
This is what medieval europe was like.
People were super religious back then. Remember the quest where you pretend to be speaking on behalf of Jan Hus, a "radical" preacher from Prague? Irl that guy got executed like 5 years later for saying that maybe the Pope shouldn't be literally selling entry passes into heaven, medieval Christians didn't frick around.
it’s not really just medieval, the renaissance remained pretty much the same. early modernity with the puritans like cromwell wasn’t that much different
>refuse to respect NPC's time
>game refuses to respect yours in return
Based.
it’s some christcuck larp shit, they love being punished
>quest: find a spade
God save you Henry
>dude our combat is based off of real martial arts
>dude the npcs have their own lives and won't wait around for you
>dude we didn't put any cool fantasy mobs because that's not heckin realistic!
KCD is the epitome of outdated RPG design trying to appeal to the "hardcore" crowd of boomers (or worse, zoomers larping as boomers)
let me guess: your opinion of non-"outdated" design is either Skyrim, Witcher 3, Elden Ring, or Dragons Dogma?
Skyrim literally saved the trajectory of RPGs becoming complex for the sake of complexity. Fast travelling at anytime is a staple for a reason now, no one wants to waste time travelling the world when they can get to their destination instantly. Witcher 3 is objectively the best game in the series, and Elden Ring is the final and ultimate iteration that FromSoft could have made on the souls formula without repeating themselves.
Dragons Dogma is an overrated piece of shit praised by morons on Ganker for being a real rpg when even the devs reluctantly admitted with Dark Arisen that unlimited fast travel is good and paying REAL LIFE MONEY for RC is asiatic-tier thinking.
Skyrim is one of the worst games of all time, don't defend it
midwit take
I'm about to pirate this and play it. Anything I should know beforehand?
>I'm about to pirate this
that's fricking illegal
You need to consume an item to save in an unmodded game.
1. Don't do hardcore mode first playthrough. The lack of compass will disorient you like crazy in the forests you'll be completely fricked kid game
2. Pay attention when training combat near the sheep penn in Skalitz at the start of the game
3. Don't look up guides to any quests. There's nothing that will filter you outside of potentially the monastery quest. Use your innate problem solving skills and enjoy one of the most immersive games of the 2010s
>WAHHHHHH WHERE'S MY 100% UBISLOP CHECKLIST WAAAAAH WHY I CAN'T I GET DOPAMINE RUSHES FROM LE HECKIN CHECKLISTS BEING CAHMPLETED WAAAAH I SHOULD BE ABLE TO 100% CAHMPLETE THE CONTENT WAHHHH
This is what you sound like homosexual LMAO
>I was surprised that half of my quests failed because it didn't tell me that they were timed.
I actually thought that was hilarious.
>get a quest to participate in a horse race "tomorrow"
>yeah whatever, I'll get to it when I get to it
>show up a week later
>"I'm ready for the race"
>"It was six days ago, you moron, we lost!"
OP is so ineffably moronic it's unreal
>I was enjoying the sceneries, role playing as a lowly knight while playing dice and drinking ale, hunting rabbits
>starts quests
>fails them because he went back to doing his gay activities
Maybe skyrim is more of your speed you homo.
There's only like 3 quests with a time limit that have any real impact though? There's maybe like, 5 time limit quests altogether. I dunno, it's not a big deal. Also, don't accept quests if you don't want to do them, idk.
Filtered.