This is the future we were denied because normies were to dumb to get NFTs. Feels bad man.
This is the future we were denied because normies were to dumb to get NFTs. Feels bad man.
This is the future we were denied because normies were to dumb to get NFTs. Feels bad man.
>5% is low
Not for gacha and MMO drops.
I don't think this guy plays vidya games, bros...
5% is normal number for WoW weapon drops.
Yeah, but you compete with 40 other people for those
WoW isn't an MMO.
It's funny, because it sounds like an absolute cyberpunk dystopian hell.
>farming 0.01% materials for a weapon in Lineage 2
Good times.
Everyone always points out the 5% bit as stupid, and it is, but it pales in comparison to the part about the guy slaving for two years to get to a point where he can replace a weapon the other guy has been using for a few weeks.
leveling professions in MMOs always takes a moronic amount of time and effort, no doubt even more so when you have to play some dogshit mobile garbage to gather materials
It's not like he became a Master Blacksmith just for the one weapon, he just wants to cut you a friendly deal for it by only asking for 10 obsidian ores
>Only 4 in existence
>5% droprate
>Four Youtubers show off the rare item in a review of the game a week before it releases
>Space game releases
>Youtubers get it a week early
>Also has item that gives them advantage
>Game does well because of said influencers but the game dies within a year because no one is able to catch up and instead all watch the 4 youtubers play instead
>Spend the rest of your life in a virtual mine
Life is Good
Aw sweet, hey Lois, get in here! Manmade horrors are makin' a comeback.
Why would devs let you bring in something from another game when they can charge you for it? Why burn tons of electricity on generating hashes or whatever when you can just do a database query? How do you prevent a an exploit or balance fail from trashing the whole economy?
Shhhhhhhhh
>no it works because we have all these neat future cyber words we can use if it works and if it doesn't work things stay boring
>so it will work it has to work it must work someone make it work oh god please make my life sitting in front of a screen mean something
Just a thought. What's stopping someone from making a free game with an infinite obsidian dispenser and crashing all NFT game economies?
Nothing. That's why they arbitrarily pretend some NFTs are worth more than others, but anyone with a brain knows that they're all worth the same. Also nothing.
>some NFTs are worth more than others, but anyone with a brain knows that they're all worth the same
Value is a human construct it's not intrinsic to anything
Everything is worth what someone will pay for it
who knows
>it can simply happen and crash the entire economy
>it simply wouldn't make it onto the chain
>it would be banned, and likely all accounts that used the game to progress further
there's a 0% chance this system would ever seriously develop beyond a single company incestuously forcing/encouraging their players to play as many of their games as possible (in the same manner as, for example, Blizzard giving out different cosmetics for all of their games for buying a single game's Collector's Edition)
>I want to see Numbers go Up.
>I want to Buy artificially scarce Resources in one game so that my NuMbErS IN ANOTHER GaMe CAN GO UP.
>OMG IT'S JUST LIKE MY STOCK MARKET!
>I'M BUYING PROPERTY AND LAND THAT I COULD NEVER OWN AND I'M THE ONE CHARGING RENT NOW!
>WAiT... No ONe is buying anyThing anymore... my Numbers are going down...
>PLEASE DADDY! I NEED MY DOPAMINE FROM WATCHING A NUMBER GO UP! YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME! WHY IS THE NUMBER GOING DOWN! NO! THAT'S ALL MY SAVINGS! NUMBER PLEASE GO UP!! PLEASE! PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!!
I just want to play a game to have fun, maybe I'll get Skinner boxed by the mechanics a bit to make me feel like I'm having fun that I would not actually be having in any other state of mind but all of that shit conditioning gets left behind when I stop playing the game. It does not persist and become my actual job, I'm not going to suck dick behind the grocery store just because my static link to a monkey JPEG depreciated in value and now I can't play the game I like or afford food that isn't semen.
They have to have a server generate hashes for it presumably, or I guess farm out the mining to the end users computer. It's all speculative in the end, may as well be buying dutch flowers or something.
This was a fork in the road that we took about 12-22 years ago.
It's entirely possible that the fake lockdown just instigated a massive dopamine withdrawal in these people and this was the thing that they hyperfixated on.
The developer won't implement your knockoffs
Nothing, except your own solvency to keep the server going without MTX.
literally nothing, the morons peddling this shit talk in circles to drop the bag on someone else
I genuinely think that the crypto / nft mania would have died faster if posts like this weren't so common. just peak dunning krueger. being a moron becomes way easier when you see absolute drooling morons trying to talk down to you and think "there's no way I'm wrong, this guy is way dumber than me and he's on the other side"
There is nothing preventing people from crashing the economy right now
If people just decided "frick banks" and all ran on all of the banks in the world the economy would collapse
It's highly improbable but nowhere near impossible
See
Prob different items fall into certain tiers for hash difficulty. Nothing stopping people from naming shit like 0bsidian to scam idiots tho. It all seems ultra moronic and convoluted.
The entire point of NFTs is to track ownership. The proper game's blockchain will not have a record of you mining those obsidian and won't count them. Very simple.
Oh, so the IRS handles it. Weird. I'd rather play a game that didn't have the IRS handle my inventory.
The IRS won't handle it unless it's public knowledge. Until then it'll be the NSA.
>What's stopping someone from making a free game with an infinite obsidian dispenser and crashing all NFT game economies?
That's exactly what the Match-3 mobile game he's peddling in his post is.
Think about it. A fricking mobile game that can give you endless amounts of obsidian if you run it on a burner and plug in a script that'll play it overnight.
>force players to play a garbage truck load of dogshit games and mobileshit non-games to play the actual games i want to play
good fricking riddance
Instead this is the future you chose.
>5% drop
>only 4 in existence
For those two things to be true the grind to even get to the point you could kill this frost giant must mean only the biggest whales in existence could entertain even trying this. There would have to be insane penalties like full character death/equipment loss, or you can only try once a year or something, otherwise there would be way, way more than 4 of these things at this point.
There is only 4 morons playing the game.
Kek
Pack it up boys the 5% dilemma has been solved.
Or, and this is the more likely solution.
The frost giant is a unique spawn that only spawns once a week on a single server and once killed does not appear for another week on another server. He can only ever be killed once per week, and has a 5% drop rate. He's died dozens of times at this point, but because it's a 5% drop rate, and because he can only be killed once per week, that 5% is still very small and the 4 that exist are still incredibly rare.
Then again the OP is clearly someone that doesn't play video games and only knows about video games by what others have told him and is letting his imagination take the wheel. But still, the 5% / 4 in existence isn't the biggest moron moment in the post, not by a long shot.
You know, It's still so strange that they tried to push NFT's so hard when it was so MASSIVELY rejected by the market. Consumer wanted no part of this, but they promoted them so much for, like, an entire year.
They had to have used NFT's for money laundering or something
They got possessed by Bitcoin FOMO. Normies thought that shit was worthless because it's digital, missed out on it, and then went really fricking hard on the next thing.
>You know, It's still so strange that they tried to push NFT's so hard when it was so MASSIVELY rejected by the market
It's not strange at all unless you are completely clueless about the crypto / nft markets around that time this is not a bad thing, everyone who is "clued in" likely has undiagnosed mental illness, myself included.
Things were 100xing (and more) left and right, volume was insane, and built-in royalties were generating massive revenue flows while running off of the jankiest bullshit UI you can imagine. It would have been more strange to be a skinwalker high up in some of these companies, see that much hot moron money flying around, and NOT try to think of ways to foist it in your ecosystem.
>Consumer wanted no part of this, but they promoted them so much
nobody really cares honestly, people like what they are told to like if the right people tell them often enough
I play games for fun. This write-up sounds like games as a job. This level of autism is something only Germans could enjoy and refer to, unironically, as a "game".
There's nothing stopping you from making your own item system using Steam inventories for instance doing the same exact fricking thing you moron lol
The only people this even mildly appeals to are the living mistakes that are MMO players
do you like Genshin Impact anon
Post YFW NFTgays lost
daily reminder, the only reason 'you dont own your digital assets' in the first place is because these same corpo homosexuals made some gay terms of service agreement that said you dont and they force you to agree before allowing you to use the product you already bought.
Literally the last chance to buy a cheap ape before it blows up again. Despite all the FUD price has been stable for a long time, and trade volume increases. It's literally just a matter of time before the FOMO kicks in again and we 100x.
>He fell for it.
>please my my worthless "asset" "valueable"
I swear these indian scammers have no artistry
>please please please please please take this worthless crap off my hands pleeeeeeeeeeease
>I DONT WANT TO BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAAAAAAAG
>It's not a pyramid scheme, it's an inverted triangle method
No, I don't think I will
>It's literally just a matter of time before the FOMO kicks in again and we 100x.
You're right anon. Any moment now
The fact that it's still worth 2k is something
>The fact I think that it's still worth 2k is something
Fixed that for you.
Let's not argue semantics, the point is that bag holders are buying in for 2k at this very moment.
Something with no buyers has no worth anon.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
moron.
>look at the 4 people selling shit between themselves to drive up the price and pretend the market is healthy
Post the addresses.
>what do you mean you don't want to play all these terrible "games" (jobs) so you don't start this upcoming release at a disadvantage?
this moron doesn't play games, he is a suit and likely responsible for the absolute fricking state of the industry
at least he's aware of how fricking dead his "games" (jobs) will be if there's only 4 orbs in existence with a 5% drop rate
NFTs are just copyright laws but with extra steps and even more moronation.
At least when you own intellectual property, you can sue people for making copies (which is only a good thing for the owner, terrible for everyone else).
No one is going to give a fricking shit if they just copy the auto-generated monkey image. You can’t sue them and your NFT becomes worthly to anyone who isn’t a moron.
Everything he described sounds like total shit and also can be achieved without nfts
The parts of this that sound appealing can be done in a single game and would be better in a single game, why the frick would I want it spread out over a shitton of games.
I thought about doing the same thing by having a "group server inventory" like having a Runescape private server using Fishing and Cooking to make food for an Ark:Survival Evolved to get meat for taming dinos and having ore transfer between Minecraft <-> RS <-> Ark and being able to transfer weapons between Project Zomboid and Ark but I don't have any friends to justify making the system.
It's easy though, just mod a way to delete the items in one game and send a command through console and increase a currency on the server to update a different value in a different save file in another game.
>the ideal future is one where games are like mobile shit and where you need to spend 2 fricking IRL years to max out a crafting skill
SSR Carsomyr!! SSR Red dragon scale bikini!!! SSR Flails of age!
NFTs were the dumbest things I've ever heard of
You can at least use Shitcoin as currency
>Get half a million dollarydoos
>Apparently it goes straight to get out of debt.
Do american colleges/universities really?
I "only" had to pay $30,000 but that's on the low end, lots of people pay $100K+
You can't default on student loans, the debt remains even after declaring bankruptcy, so colleges are incentivized to just keep ramping up tuition fees alongside promoting degrees that are impossible to obtain a lucrative job with.
>so colleges are incentivized to just keep ramping up tuition fees alongside promoting degrees that are impossible to obtain a lucrative job with.
What's the point if moron with "gender studies" diploma will never be able to pay for his studies
Wasn't student degrees the only non-defaultable loans? You are literally the bank interest slave for life.
It is if you can only kill the boss once per week. Also 5% compounded over several games quickly reaches kusoge tier odds.
It's not those games have daily resets so its 5% daily which is better than most gacha rolls
They pay bare minimum interest for life.
Loans aren't meant to be paid off. Your credit score actually decreases if you pay off a loan. You're supposed to be a revenue stream forever.
Why are there so many moronic young amerilards falling for the scam for this many years? Is it because of the corpo parasites propagandizing that it's all the fault of the evil straight white male capitalist? Is it because of moronic parents that never taught them to think about their future? A general lack of a father figure growing up?
Serious question by the way, surely there has to be a limit to how many times you can hear about dead end degrees landing moronic college commies in lifetime debt before you go "Harumph, something is fishy over hereabout! Mayhaps I shan't apply for latte theory and period blood alchemy as my majors and instead indulge my person in doing a bare minimum of research that will shall bestow upon me the crucial enlightenment that there are trade unions in need of useful people so badly they will literally pay for my degree apparently!"
I don't know if paying for the degree/training is 100% true, my friend who lives ib Michigan told me that's a thing.
still fricks me up to think this guy wrote out all this shit thinking it sounded good
Because the parts that matter to him do sound good: money and metrics.
Forcing all those moronic children still in school to buy 6 different games and play them the second they get home? Fricking genius. And just imagine, 6 Monthly Active User counts for each of your cattl- I mean consumers being forced to play all your games just to progress in one? The stock-holders would be foaming at the mouth in pure pleasure.
i mean yeah of course it sounds good from that perspective but he's also clearly under the impression it sounds good to everyone else, too, like this moron seriously fricking believes this trashfire is an appealing prospect
because he's appealing to other suits like him, stockholders and investors, who are just as clueless as he is and play as many videogames as he does (none). do you think they care if your game is good? no. they just want to see graph go up
Because he has never played video games.
who cares about the gamers bro, gamers are all clueless children still in school. pay a few big streamers a couple of thousands to astroturf your game and they'll be playing your game no matter how sloppy it is
It was a Ganker troll/bait/ironic post at first and the moron in the op took it seriously and reposted it on faceberg.
this makes significantly more sense, if it wasn't for the gay in the screencap i'd have thought this was a troll post in the first place but we're at peak clownworld and people like this fricking exist
Makes sense, it really reads like a greentext wall with the made up game names and all, fricking kek
There are just people out there who think everything can and should be a grift of some kind. People who pick up a hobby and immediately begin thinking of ways to monetize it.
Maybe if NFTs weren't an obvious scam where you paid thousands of dollars for ugly and grotesque jpegs of monkeys it would've had a better chance of this dumbass pie in the sky fantasy cross game integration that would only be possible if a company like 2016 era Blizzard forced it into every single one of their games.
>make a game that generates millions of obsidian and orbs
>become rich
EZ
NFT games linked to each other is the dumbest idea ever
only because you don't actually understand the concept
it's a boring gimmick at worst and a neat gimmick at best
I recently learned that you can send anyone an NFT and they have no way to get rid off it other than sending it to someone else. Why aren't there groups that spam every ape holder with thousands of gay porn NTFs per day?
And even that leaves a permanent mark for that person
There are actually NFTs that contain code that will send ALL your shit to someone else if you interact with them. There's no trolling because with the same effort you can get rich off these idiots.
you can kind of do something similar (but much more devilish) by sending small amounts of ETH that has been through tornadocash to a wallet which will effectively insta-ban them from a lot of financial services and likely will put their wallets on gov watchlists
there is no way to prevent it from happening, assuming that those things are NFTs
the NFT isn't some item within a game, it's a line of code attached to you that the game reads and translates as "item" based on the game's code. different games can have different translations of the same line of code, there is no legal / mechanical function that prevents this.
Gas fees makes spam extremely expensive
Most NFTs are dropped with code that can actually rob your shit if you decide to run the contract that contain them.
You can just ignore it.
t. has dozens of aidropped NFTs on my eth address despite having never bought one.
Ok I just bought more land in the Metaverse tho
This sounds like tedious online multiplayer crap. I only play single player games.
Even single player games have forced online these days.
Hogwarts Legacy doesnt
RE4 remake doesnt
Jedi Survivor doesnt
Zelda totk doesnt
Baldurs Gate 3 doesnt
Armored Core 6 doesnt
Those are all the games I played this year. Unless you mean to download updates? But thats hardly forced online.
>he plays nothing but viral mainstream games
>viral mainstream games dont all require always online
Sounds weird when you say it outloud
Yes? What else should I have played this year if I don't play online games and only play single player games?
Just pirate the drmslop bro
Kinda bold to assume that the devs for all those games would allow something, be it currency, materials or whatever the frick, that could be used in different games that aren't their own.
>Create a new shitcoin and give yourself a bunch of it
>Link it to a game and give yourself near infinite of some material while flooding the market with it
>Repeat
>You shrug and join your friends
There’s something so douchey about this sentence.
>The slow realization that that was supposed to be a positive post.
*singlehandedly destroys an entire industry*
friendly reminder this turboredditor was the sole advocate for removing youtube dislikes
okay he's still right
Removing dislikes was a greater stain on society than NFTs were
The only thing effected by the removal of youtube dislikes was the ease of validating tech support videos made by friendly Indians
And pronunciation videos.
Am I supposed to want to play 7 gacha collectathrons with shitty odds at the same time nanodesuka?
5% is not shit odds
>think its a satirical post
>its sincere and legitimate
L M A O
It really reads like satire and I thought the same thing until I saw the job description. It's astonishing how little self-awareness these people have.
did you fall for nft scam and are holding the bag?
which don't require blockchain at all but ok
How about playing a cool adventure game that's you know, 10 to 12 hours long with a beginning, middle and end, and then you move on to another one instead of grinding digital resources like Black folk collecting cotton for years?
>NFT markets are now practically worthless
COPE
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P
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Always were
>were to dumb to get NFTs
more like they were a bad idea, badly executed, and not properly explained
I changed career from Science to Business and its funny how soulless and weird Business people are. They are all so fake compared to any of my old Science co-workers. Even the other students I met in college studying Business were so fake compared to the people in my Science degree.
That's kind of what happens when your entire occupation starts and ends at "line go up"
>change from passion fueled field to greed fueled field
>wtf why are people so greedy instead of passionate????????
bruhh
lol I wasn't in a passion field. I was in Biopharmaceutical industry.
NTA, but I guess it depends on where in the biopharma industry. I know some people who work in the R&D department of one, and they're just a bunch of nerds being paid peanuts
Yes I was paid peanuts. I was seething 24/7 as I wasted my time studying such a stressful difficult degree for that bullshit pay. I made more immediately as a Business Analyst straight out of college than I ever made in the lab.
only the ruler class, i.e. management, makes big money
I still seethe that I wasted my early to mid 20s being a Science cuck. I should have just studied Business straight after school at 18 and had fun in college as Business degree requires little to no effort compared to Science.
I had a non-optional Marketing class and the entire class genuinely thought the teacher was an alien posing as a human.
One interaction that has been living rent free in my mind was him asking the class if anyone bought brand clothing, getting weird looks from every student, shrugs and a couple of people going "I just buy whatever is most comfortable" and then following that up with an assertion that people only buy clothes because of the brand, the brand is the mark of a tribe and people want to belong to that tribe.
Fricking insane shit.
stated preference vs revealed preference
IT moment
>grinding in one game so you can grind in another game to help grind in another game to let you grind faster in another game to grind in...
This is made by someone who not only doesn't play games, but hates gamers and views them as a money sponge to be squeezed mercilessly.
:^)
Ganker used to be one of the best boards until it was run over by tourists. GME was the final blow.
>play game to play another game so it helps you with your game
this is just sad and pathetic use of your time and life at this point.
It's funny how this dude singlehandedly showed everyone what a terrible future could await us kek.
This is cringe but the idea of interconnected games is based. Shame that it never works right.
>the idea of interconnected games is based
It isn't.
Why not? Save data transfer between entries is usually a cool feature. Even something like Xenoblade DE noticing you finished 2 before it. The whole Amiibo thing Nintendo has going for it. And don't tell me you weren't impressed with Psycho Mantis reading your game library. That's why I'm saying it's still explored on a very surface level.
Psycho Mantis read your memory card not your game library. Game libraries didnt exist yet all games were physical you dumb frick zoomer.
You don't have a library wing in your mansion where you keep all your physical games? What are you, poor?
Oh you mean interconnected games of the same series. Yes I love that, not Amiibo so much because frick plastic. What I don't want is that whole Play Game A and Game B for benefits on game C bullshit.
It would be a worse than pay-to-win system. Now its "Buy another game-to-win"
I mean, I see no problem with people who played Game 1 getting benefits on Game 2. But I only care about Single Player games. Multiplayer is a whole can of worms I agree, and that's the reason I don't play MP games, but I guess in a world where one shit flavor of P2W (non cosmetic MTx) are normal, a related shit flavor (buy more games to win) isn't that hard to sell.
What if the benefits are purely cosmetics, like playing some steam games unlocking hats in TF2?
Getting a couple of extra lines on your singleplayer game because you played the previous entry is neat.
Being perpetually behind and at a disadvantage on a freshly released sci-fi multiplayer game because you didn't wageslave in the company's previous multiplayer fantasy game isn't.
I refuse to believe that anyone is still moronic enough to think NFTs are a good idea. It was kind of understandable when it was the new trending thing and all the bullshit artists were working 24/7 to convince some idiot to hold the bag for them but now the hype is over and there's no excuse for still believing in it.
I made $8 million with crypto and NFTs from literally nothing. I have cashed out and bought real estate. I will never have to work a single day in my life again. You're the idiot.
broofs?
>I made 8 million but get triggered by posts on a peruvian alpaca grooming forum
k
Keep us informed
jiminy crickets, guess I'd better buy some crypto then
>made 8 million
>all that money and he's still on Ganker being mad and miserable
Sad.
>8 million and still trying to flex on an anonymous chinese imageboard for social gratification
damn, nft homies just lose either way
I have stolen all your real estate by fricking your bussy so hard you got mindbroken and hypnotized by it and gave me all of your property. I will never have to work another day in my life. You're the idiot.
Also I'm in your kitchen right now.
it should have been me
What's funny is you don't even need NFTs or blockchain to do what he's proposing. None of this needs any crypto shit.
>playing a mobile game
I will literally never do this as long as I live
game companies dont want nfts
they alredy sell you pixels and have total centralized control over everything, nfts being on a blockchain instead of companies server would weaken companies control over the game economy
they'll try and force it again at some point. and at some point it will work, too.
>normies
go back, normalgay
frick you. typing normies is faster
>normalgay
>asiaticshit
go back, normalBlack person
Just look at how difficult it is to correctly balance normal games. Now imagine trying to balance your game knowing players can bring in random shit from completely different genres.
why would this system need to exist? If you want X to be in Y game, there are mods for it. What is the point of this elaborate transfer of effort between games?
>"Dude wouldn't it be great to grind in four games at once?"
No
Nobody can play so many games, frick you moron. Unless of course you're a nolife streamer tranee or underage
Imagine grinding some H game for months to get rare items for the release of red dead redemption 3 lmao. Telling people you were pounding e-girl pussy all day for the rdr3 release.
don't threaten me with a good time
why would game company A implement some items/features of rival company B when they can just sell you their own items via microtransactions and battlepasses?
If it's between games of the same company, you don't need NFTs because they can just handle it inside the company on an account basis.
LIFE IS GOOD
LIFE IS GOOD
LIFE IS GOOD
Whenever I see someone tYpINg LikE tHIs it makes my blood boil. It doesn't matter what they're arguing for or against, it's instant rage.
>wHeNeVeR i SeE sOmEoNe TyPiNg LiKe ThIs It MaKeS mY bLoOd BoIl. It DoEsN't MaTtEr WhAt ThEy'Re ArGuInG fOr Or AgAiNsT, iT's InStAnT rAgE.
>tee hee, I did the thing he said makes him mad! I'm a clever little parasite!
>tEe HeE, i DiD tHe ThInG hE sAiD mAkEs HiM mAd! I'm A cLeVeR lItTlE pArAsItE!
Wow you were right, it really does cause instant rage
Why argue against you when I can just mock your argument
for *clap* me *clap* it's *clap* the *clap* clapping *clap* thing
if I were Elon, I would make it a hard rule that anyone who does it is instantly banned and their account and all previous posts deleted.
I don't think people do the clap thing anymore. That was more of a thing like 3 or 4 years ago
for *plap* me *plap* it's *plap* get *plap* pregnant *plap* get *plap* pregnant *plap* get *plap* pregnant *plap*
You know, the thing that really gets me about it all is the rhetoric and intention of these people.
At first glance the argument is that currently things are bad and institutions hold too much power and exploint you, which is all correct but then the sales pitch isn't building better systems, no it's the same shit but this time YOU can get in on the ground level.
I narrate out loud like Batman in the Arkham games.
This sounds like a monumental chore. I already dropped MMO's after playing them nearly every day since I was 14.
>blockchain doesnt bring anything new to games
Yeah it literally doesnt. You can do everything described in this morons post today, developers just need to implement it. We have games already that you can move items and shit between.
Im so glad everyone woke up to the fact that "blockchain" is literally just a word to describe "more complex implementation of something that already exists, that provides absolutely no extra utility in return for the complexity"
Crypto Black folk please die.
All my apes gone
This convoluted post full of moronic ideas help kill nfts. Its been my main exposure to idea. Sure sounds like shit to me.
>Literally owns NOTHING
>Life is good
yes goy, yes
>The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished slop
>slop
>slop
>slop
>slop
>Life is good.
>#blockchaingaming
it's not even slop, it's more like pseudo-wageslavery
One of the greatest pieces of unintentional comedy of all time.
>a crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies
i think hes a cryptopedo
So it's just lingo? The community is so insular that none of them realised "Hi, I'm Christopher, I'm a pedophile" wouldn't be a very attractive opener for their crypto ad?
can't believe i'm still living a shitty poor's life while the cryptogods are partying 24/7 at Cryptoland by now
If only I'd bought in...
should've hodled
>there are people who actually fell for this shit
people are dumb, there'll always be someone to buy into whatever shit someone sells. i cant wait for the next jonestown
What? Is this some kind of injoke that I don't get?
Good lord I watched it without audio and I could hear the "SIRS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL" 30 seconds in
It is fricking wild how this is somehow not satire. This is a sincere and unironic "This could be you!" video.
Why does everything have to crypto themed?
Everyone who shills Crypto and especially NFT in the current year are the idiots who were left holding the bags and are praying for another boom for a chance to cash out.
yeah I was waiting for the twist but it never came
>Have to buy/play 5 other games just to get some gear/items I need
Nah this sounds fricking atrocious, so glad NFT's died.
normies literally don't care if the skin they buy will be gone in a year when the game shuts down and every single game developer want to own the ecosystem where people buy stuff from them, not to share their income with someone else
>normie
You're one of them, normalgay.
Every single game referenced in that post is cancer to begin with.
>play MMORPG NFT slop because it's """""""""""""""""""decentralized"""""""""""""""""""
>cheat to get NFTs (that no one will ever buy because they can just earn it in-game themselves)
>devs don't like you cheating
>devs take your NFTs away
>game and NFT is now centralized
I don't get why anyone who want to have to grind for days in one game for the opportunity to the same in another.
We already have things like sequels reading saves from previous titles and sometimes giving you something good bc you stuck with the series. Grinding in BDO for some rocks to enhance a weapon in some other skinner box is not my idea of a fun time. Just keep it within the same game.
I am pleasantly surprised that of all the other terrible practices the game industry has adopted at least they didn't go in on NFTs.
Isn't Ubisoft still trying to do NFT shit?
They didn't adopt it because it doesn't benefit them in any way for you to be potentially able to profit more than them when they can just effectively sell you the orb reskined as a "start playing the game 10 days before release bonus" for 60 dollars on top of the game.
Why would an Ice Giant have intergalactic fuel as a drop? Shit game would not play.
He doesn't want the galactic ice caps to melt.
>he doesn't use all manner of arcane and anomalous materials to fuel his intergalactic magitech colony(cult)-ship
You create cold fusion, duh.
NFT is just a different word for
>gacha
prove me wrong
Gachas don't have a blockchain usually.
What ever happened to that EVE FPS console game? Concept was something like in EVE:Online you would siege space stations or planets and then hire console players to assault it.
ran for like 3 years, dead since 2016
>Square Enix CEO insisting this was the future and dropping millions into that Symbiogenesis scam that may not have ever actually come out as far as I know
Man, those were a wild handful of months when people were shilling that shit.
That's supoosed to sound cool? Does anyone enjoy grinding so you can grind better to grind for another grind?
NFT games are THRIVING on the Epic Games Store. Just look at this masterpiece.
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/apesquad-f24b7f
>thriving
I would love to see their player numbers
>trailer entirely AI made
>ChatGPT, create a FPS game about bored apes, and throw some safe horny AI-generated crap in there for the incel zoomers to click it
Truly the future of the creative industry.
>Shitty games are THRIVING in the Shitty Games Store
You don't say
>Timmy allowed this kind of straight up malware scamjob into his store just because (checks card) "always do opposite of what Steam says"
This guy reviewed a few of the EGS NFT games. They're definitely not thriving lel
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Thank you for protecting me from this shit comrade government.
GRIT? More like GRIFT
So what incentive does clash of gays, crypto gays saga and elder homosexual online have to accept your obsidian ore NFT? why wouldn't they sell you their own NFT to use in their game? where is the monetization in this story?
I think the worst part is that the orb is used as a fuel source for a spaceship in another game? So I'll be starting that game with a huge lead and skipping a bunch of content I would have liked to play through? Why do it that way, imagine if beating a Mario game let you skip the first 50% of a Sonic game, fricking stupid
well this homosexual has 5 other games to grind in, no time for that shit
It's a MP game, who cares about early game content, it's all about poopsocking rushing to the to lock the endgame content.
Not everyone wants to just do endless endgame content. It's just another gear treadmill.
>Not everyone wants to just do endless endgame content
I get you, but this is all anyone who cares enough to grind another game for a minute advantage on another game would care about.
What content aren't all of those match 3?
It’s amazing how these people think that the blockchain is a miracle solution to a problem that has never once existed. Not one person who plays video games looks at that and says “that’s the future I want!”
It’s insane.
>All the no-coiners talking shit.
Yeah, we're about to pump. BTC $200k EOY.
Where's the money for that supposed to come from?
We're talking shit about NFTs, something that's very easy to do.
He forgot the part of this scenario where nobody can actually play video games anymore because every hard drive ever created has been ground up to make MLM monopoly money.
Why have there been so many NFT threads lately?
>all those gays saying "NFTS ARE THE FUTURE, YOU'RE GETTING LEFT BEHIND, JUST LIKE BACK WHEN PEOPLE SAID COMPUTERS WERE JUST A FAD"
>NFT market has now completely and utterly evaporated
>it was just a huge grift and scam
Yes, it brings nothing to video games. Imagine trying to balance different games, or even genres, around the items. It's absolute nonsense. He is saying nothing while trying to sound like it's something revolutionary. Let me pretend to care about TECHNOLOGY so I can exchange ideas guy things for your money and get rich.
Remember when someone made a mod to transfer items between Minecraft and Factorio?
Pity that never went anywhere past the proof of concept.
>Pity that never went anywhere past the proof of concept.
Huh? That sounds pretty simple. You either need a server to validate or you can just have a special save file that both mod front-ends can read and write to.
Sounds pretty neat though. If I wasn't trying to find the discipline to work on my own game projects, I would definitely try out something like this.
>>If I can just convince people to buy into the NFT scene I'll BE RICH
>>I'm so clever. This is sure to work and no one will catch on to my plan
Isn't that just cross game collaboration? Devs dont want to do that.
>NFT bros thinking any game dev worth their salt would even consider allowing players to import resources earned from another completely unrelated game that can be used to improve their character
too*
thats the most souless goyslopish shit ive ever read in my life
plus if im still spending my dayd playing online games in 2030 crypto or not, im killing myself
only room temperature IQs could believe that bill of goods