>This is the hottest character of 2023 according to women

>This is the hottest character of 2023 according to women

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>This is the hottest character of 2023 according to women
    Women are attracted to the worst charchter in the game, both in terms of combat and story

    How surprising

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    women are moronic

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sex? Activate it.
    Not with you, of course.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know they had phones in Faerun

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be as cool as Astarion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already Gortash irl.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        a middle aged hobo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least I can still be as cool as Gale

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish. Gale has Roman god tier hair genetics.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw can only imagine him pouncing gay sex on innocent men across the world

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you though?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO GALE DON'T TAKE THE CALL

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            TOO LATE AND HE'S CALLING SHART TOO

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He bit?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    quickrundown?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOGGED

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Bodga right all along?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a Bogdanoff
    Women like money
    Women like to get Bog'd
    RIP in peace

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still a better character than picrel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody pretends that carpet muncher isn't awful though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a high bar. she's literally the worst

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he's pretty cute, yeah.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MADE FOR BULLYING

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FACT: He's an amalgam of every YA Supernatural Romantasy homosexual ever written. A woman I know irl who I consider to be very well read loves this character and is in full acknowledgement of what a trope he is.
    An anecdote but it's obvious that she isn't the only one.
    Also millennial women are fricked the Obama era really fricked their moronic heads up.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    women genuinely have the worst aesthetic sense

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the bogs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, how did they die again?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zamn don't let shadowheart see this she may lick your back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bum Tickley exists in Faerun?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The body of a man who works lats and literally nothing else.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know that women are attracted to a particular kind of posh english man who's really camp, gay, b***hy and degrading to them and a serial killer of some kind. But also will have sex with women whilst still being gay.

    Astarion was written by and for these women. Tumblr LOVED those kinds of characters back in the dark day.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He answered? Bog eem

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he actually a Bogdanoff twin or did you mod the game for him to look like this?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me see a bogged frog b***h

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