This is the correct answer
In most universes, the answer is "because something more humanlike was the base, and the weird egg-lizard shit happened non-evolutionarily"
It's so sad that Durge completely runs out of actionable prompts after Act 1.
Literally not true. There are Durge specific dialogue options in acts 2 and 3. The frequency just isn't as high.
Really? I must've missed them then. What kind of brutalities can you pull off in 2 & 3 like cutting off Gale's hand on a whim or biting off that gobbo's toe?
Assassinating the cleric keeping like 30+ people from turning into shadow zombies, or failing that, murdering one of your own companions in cold blood overnight. I was so happy I'd been keeping my durge cutscenes private after I assassinated my friend's companion one night.
He's gonna be so pissed once he does a durge playthrough himself and realizes I was lying my ass off about being able to save her.
It makes sense, if you think about it.
Beautiful, heteronormative nudity usually only serves to objectify women and raise beauty standards to unrealistic heights.
On the other hand, queer and ugly representation in sexualized media normalizes homosexuality and lowers beauty standards.
It makes total sense when you're not just virtue-signalling by saying "DURR U JUST WANT THINGS TO BE UGLY XD".
2015 marked the release of both Splatoon and Undertale. Two games that went onto become cultural milestones while featuring anthropomorphic animals that exist in the same timeline as humans. Just saying, if I had to pick a point in time where it stopped being enlightened devs pushing it and started being a greater concentrated industry effort, it’d be there.
I don't think Argonians sounding like chainsmokers is supposed to be a lore thing, considering the females sounded pretty normal in Morrowind and the males sound normal in Skyrim
Didn't say anything about Forgotten Realms, I don't care about unrelated cope.
Elder Scrolls has been beyond terrible since at least Oblivion.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Cope more gay, oblivion having the Ayleids, and the daedric invasion puts it miles above any other RPG lore.
The Amulet of Kings plot by itself mogs every other game's lore that came out since oblivion.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Wow, you have incredibly shit taste.
A literal braindead single-digit IQ LotR ripoff is your "zomg teh best lore evar!!!"? Holy shit what a moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>A literal braindead single-digit IQ LotR ripoff
That'd be the forgotten realms, elder scrolls actually has a decent cosmology and world building.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>He keeps trying to change the subject like a moronic schizo
I don't give a shit about your cope bullshit about other crap, we're talking about how shit TES is. It's comically badly written slop, and if you actually think you "like" it that means you lack any amount of imagination and have Indian-street tier SHIT taste.
Read more, moronanon. Improve yourself. But most importantly FRICK OFF lmao.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Also you're probably not white so there's no reason trying to argue about Tolkien or fantasy world building with a sub 60 IQ shitskin like you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>TES lore >LotR ripoff
Man I loved the part in Lord of the Rings when Saurons army flew airships into space to harness power from the stars.
Ah yes, the lore that actually has relevance to the game. Sure is nice being able to fly airships into space to harness power from the stars in Morrowind.
holy fricking audio aids. that voice does not fit the look of the character at all...
I'm going to express an unpopular opinion, but I like when female lizardfolk sound more guttural. One of the few things Oblivion and Skyrim got right.
they should just do this or give them deeper sounding voices overall
there's currently this woman called "Roshan" in AC Mirage which does this chain smoker sounding voice which would be absolutely perfect for a lizardwoman in general.
Yes, she's a very well known actress with that type of voice. She's an Admiral in Mass Effect too, and she's in The Expanse.
But yes, that's exactly the type of voice.
the voice acting and music part of BG3 is just awfull.
the entirety of BG3 is like listering to a high school theatre try-outs and music seem to be composed by ChatGPT.
>AM I ACTING YET MOMMY??????!!!
fricking overdone garbage. people in real life don't talk or have these sorts of exaggerated mannerism unless they're mentally ill, in which case no one is actually willing to associate themselves with. astarion deserves death the moment you meet him on the beach and he tries to kill you.
Hoe's mad, post something better then useless homosexuals.
Otherwise, continue to cope and seethe morons, lmao.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>blah blah blah post something better so i can immediately discard it as being shit because i don't actually care to argue in good faith, i just want to be right and despite the examples posted, i'll just call them all shit because i'm not actually willing to cease my point on anything
yeah yeah frick off, every single one of you morons who post this type of shit in here don't actually mean it when you ask to be given something that would counter your stance
7 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe your little cumstained brain is beginning to figure out that your bullshit "opinion" is purely subjective and that any moron (such as your wienersmoking self) can just scream "overdone garbage" at literally anything.
Thank you for demonstrating so clearly why your effeminate whining is as meaningless as it is. Now put down the keyboard and get back to sucking wiener, leave the thinking to the men.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>words words words
frick off Black person i ain't reading your shit
have fun seething in replies
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm lmaoing at how useless you are.
Looks like I was spot on when I told your gayface to leave the thinking to the men, since you're clearly incapable. LMAO.
7 months ago
Anonymous
blah blah you're a Black person blah blah goo goo gaa gaa get fricked homosexual you're below subhuman
7 months ago
Anonymous
>UUUUHHHHHHHHHH....UUUMMMMMMMM >THINKING HARD, SO ME NOT DO IT
Roflmao, way to go wienersmoker
7 months ago
Anonymous
get cancer and die of it dumb homosexual
7 months ago
Anonymous
HOE'S
ABSOLITELY
UNCONTROLABLY
MAD
KEKLMAO
7 months ago
Anonymous
get fricked Black person
7 months ago
Anonymous
Awwww, widdle baby anon is a mad widdle boi.
Let it allllll out, lil guy!
7 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the concession, moron lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
goo goo gaa gaa grow up you dumb homosexual and get some friends so you stop acting like a pseudo intellectual online who derives his only sense of meaning off of "arguing" with others online. you're absolutely pathetic.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Hahaha, I love that you see any coherent thought as "pseudo intellectual" because it's so far beyond your mental faculties.
Keep digging that hole, moron. We all know how much you love getting your own hole dug, lmao.
>people in real life don't talk or have these sorts of exaggerated mannerism unless they're mentally ill
You do realize the people who praise BG3 are the sort who play tabletop vicariously through youtubers because they can't get a group even among dndregs?
fun note, it an earlier build she was planned a Drow, their are files for her that swap the [Dragonborn] special lines and the blacksmith has cut dialog about her past in the underdark. She was basically a moronic drow that couldn't into bullying.
>come back later in Act 3 >Orin has killed the blacksmith she'd copied earlier >shopkeep-chan is worried about him and no longer genki >goes into full disbelief if you tell her the blacksmith died
That happens the first time you go there when Orin first impersonates him. Going back there later is when I found she killed him. Might be Durge only though.
BOTH OF YOU are Black folk for shilling both of these games.
balls gay ass 3 is the most cringe pathetic trash RPG ever made.
starshit needs a triple stacked 4090 and SSD drives to barely run a town with 3 shacks at 30 fps and an NPC with a face like Sloth from the Goonies.
modern gayming is a piece of shit and both of you are Black folk for shilling any of them.
just have a nice day.
nobody gives a flying frick about starshit anymore you dumbass Black person, every time somebody says anything bad about troony gate 3 you coomer losers cry that its a butthurt starshit shill.
nobody cares.
Black folk, all of you.
nobody gives a flying frick about starshit anymore you dumbass Black person, every time somebody says anything bad about troony gate 3 you coomer losers cry that its a butthurt starshit shill.
nobody cares.
Black folk, all of you.
>subhuman zelda fanboy gets mad
lmao
frick slopfield and frick your pedo manchild game LOL
They had none in Morrowind to be fair
Argonians in lore are also supposed to be emotionless on the surface and basically incapable of doing facial expressions beyond baring their teeth to show aggression, but I don't expect a coom artist to know or care of course
They haven't been portrayed as emotionless since maybe Morrowind. And even that's debatable. You're getting that from The Argonian Account, right? It's just a personality quirk of native Argonians.
If you're going to argue they're physically incapable of facial expressions, then the Hist will give them that ability. Especially if they need that Argonian to be outside Black Marsh.
It's also why they have breasts. To blend in. The Hist allows for many ass-pulls like that.
Nah, Argonians have been described as being (physically) non-emotive as recently as ESO and as early as Arena, when they weren't fully lizards yet. In-game NPCs not being written like that is another story, and something that's probably more to blame on individual quest writers more than anything else.
The Hist doing everything It can to make Argonians "blend in" is also just Ganker headcanon made specifically to justify the breasts. Almost all of Argonian lore pre-ESO revolved around how weird and alien Argonians are in the eyes of the other races, it's half of their schtick. Neither them nor the hist give a shit about "blending in", at least not in that way.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Ganker headcanon
My favorite one of those is the Argonian breasts containing hist sap one and whenever people bring It up in these coomer threads if it was super hot, like hist sap is fricking liquid heroin that gives a really shitty trip at best and makes you go insane then die at worse (unless you're a lizard yourself), not exactly something you'd want coming from your gf's gazongas for sexual purposes
>AKSCHALLY THERE WERE NO LIZARD breasts IN DA MORROWIND! NO MORE LIZARD LUSTING PLZ
1 game out of the 7 having no lizard breasts makes it the outlier not the prime example.
>seed-neus >quill-weave >ocheeva >whatever the mage mommy in bravil was called
also don't care what anybody says, oblivion protag canonically married dar-ma and had many babies with her
You just haven't spent enough time looking at AI generated images. I've been proompting lizard girls since last year, and it's always the little details that people either miss or don't bother to fix. Like her bra going into her neck, the fricked up hand, the tail not connecting to the spine, the asymmetrical head, etc.
I really wish Larian would have kept doing Divinity, I'd play DOS2 ten times before touching bald ass gays, I used to think DOS gameplay was bad because everyone has teleports anyway so positioning doesn't matter but holy FRICK is it a step up from baldurs gape
They feel unbelievable amazing. They're coated in a layer of mucus (which doesn't come off). And they feel like butter. >not a lizard
Imagine a lizard with the skin of a bat ray.
A girl.... AND a REPTILE? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FRICK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
when that episode first aired it caught my eye almost instantly and I kept thinking 'Holy shit, man...is anyone gonna make porn of that?"
this show is ridiculously furry though. someone on the writing team was injecting their fetish into every other plotline >the cannibal underground horse people Rick had sex with >the entire episode about Dragon sex. Quite literally a planet where dragons just have sex with practically anything that moves straight out of a FA fanfiction >the old man McGee who wanted to marry and abscond with the fortune cookie monster alien then makes a direct reference to the CIA experiment where the lady jerked off the dolphin >Jerry boning the psychic alien chick after breaking up with Beth >the kid who got trapped in Beths Imaginary land so out of boredom he humped everything and got all the sentients pregnant and creating mutants >Rick using a hook up center to go sex with literal living planets and then accidently knocking them up
theres probably more Im forgetting but Its too bad Roiland pulled that stunt and ended up in jail. Wish we could have got a few more seasons. one of the few adult comedy cartoons to actually make me snort and chuckle every now and then.
it probably doesnt matter. dudes gonna be blacklisted from most big productions here on out. his voice is the soul of the entire show so theres no reason to continue it.
Hive Mind Planet? dont remember that one. I do remember though that in the game "High on Life" you can watch the entire movie "Tammy and the T-Rex" which is another gag at cross-species relationships so coincidence? I think not.
Masterfully, on a level that would ruin blowjobs from non-lizards. You'd go cross-eyed and sweaty as the lizard vixen slurping your wiener sucks your soul out through your balls.
Reminder cold blooded animals will never love you. They have the brain capacity of an insect and all they understand is food and warmth.
Take the furpill.
"cold blooded" is a meme and you cannot really categorize class using them. For this reason it's easy for me to say that my scaley waifu is actually "warm blooded".
Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them.
Really thinking about it. I think having a scalie waifu would be better in bed. Fur must be uncomfortably warm and itchy. Smooth soft scales are where it's at.
Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them.
>Scaly breasts >Osteoderms >Hard groin >Thick scaled skin >Cold >Gets tired easily >Can't kiss without losing half of your face >Spines everywhere
Face it, sex with a lizard girl would feel bad. Their only selling point would be the lizard milk novelty.
Such a homosexual trope. What is the point if they just want to show a human 99% of the time. homosexuals too afraid to 'cross the line', or just permanently shit taste.
I need to take some time and put every Elizabeth picture from this guy in a specific folder, I am tired of having to search in all his drive folders.
Posting this image again because jannies decided to keep it the first time and delete it this morning
I am just using the ones available in kemono party, dont expect a lot, he posted most of her stuff in twitter already, you will find mostly variants, HD versions and sketches that he never finished
I need to take some time and put every Elizabeth picture from this guy in a specific folder, I am tired of having to search in all his drive folders.
Posting this image again because jannies decided to keep it the first time and delete it this morning
I am just using the ones available in kemono party, dont expect a lot, he posted most of her stuff in twitter already, you will find mostly variants, HD versions and sketches that he never finished
Sapient cryptids are real. The twist is that plenty of them are cannibals and those that aren't think human beings are rotten and don't want us being around them.
My autistic ass lacks people skills. Fortunately the majority of such sapient beings from accounts of eyewinesses that have conversed them appear to be neurodivergent, or at least that is true of bigfoot/sasquatch/sabe/whatever name you have for them. Since you posted a technically skinwalker waifu not quite W I'm guessing sasquatch is far from your first choice.
Skinwalkers are humans that have gained an ability to shapeshift, typically they accomplish transformation by wearing the skin of another creature. By doing so the skinwalker can transform into that creature's likeness. Human, animal, cryptid, etc. They can also transform into a distorted/deformed version of such a creature as well. There are accounts of shapeshifting apart from wearing a skin.
Skinwalkers are generally shaman/mediums or even practitioners of magic that pursue wickedness, some are also demonically possessed and have no sanity. Very few have gained abilities that were taught to them by another human, such a relationship is benign or benevolent. With that being said the majority of skinwalkers are malevolent and dangerous.
Especially those who are Navajo. Those in particular have the worst reputation out of all AMerican Indian folklore as being the most vile and most dangerous. Navajo lore stipulates that skinwalkers only become such by committing taboos (necrophilia, cannibalism, rape/murder of a family member), which is to say they've communed with demons and gained abilities in exchange for committing evil deeds. OTOH there is skinwalker lore that says you won't be murdered by skinwalker unless they were commisioned by a human to kill your ass, which is to say that there isn't a lot of opportunistic killing by skinwalkers according to that lore in particular.
I don't think you're getting a skinwalker gf outside of incidentally befriending a human female and finding out later there's more than meets the eye to her.
Perhaps but look at this way, she can transform into something monstrous. Hottest chick I ever dreamed about might have been a skinwalker.
How the shit is Yandex so good at reverse image search?
[...]
part 2 of X
There is also a similar type of creature borne out of /k/ and Ganker and possibly /x/ spoopy story threads dubbed as the fleshgait, that creature if it even exists is non-human and cannibalizes humans. I wouldn't worry about it though.
Wnedigo(s). Not sure if this being is a singular entity or a class of entity. This is a truly malevolent whatever it is. It ain't female, it is a spirit, it does gain corporeality, and it does take on whatever form it desires. It apparently always has three toes whatever form it takes though, never heard of it being anything inanimate though, always some kind of animal or sapient. It is most known for inducing humans into commiting cannibalism and necessarily as a consequence, murder. All kinds of American Indian lore on this entity with just about every Amerindian nation in North American. You don't want anything to do with it.
Next is a creature that bears resemblance to numerous NA nations' lore about the W. This a cryptid most called crawler or rake, sometimes prowler or ghoul. I've heard more about these guys from dogman accounts than accounts about crawlers themselves.
These are creatures that have some strange proportions. Some of theme have a conventional face like a human where the mouth is located in the face and some have a mouth in their neck. They tend to make a croaking sound that's not too unlike some amphibians or The Grudge monster/ghost lady,
Not alot to say about these guys other than they are dangerous, most encounters are benign, none reported that were benevolent, and some missing person cases are attributed to them,
These being seem to be burned by sunlight, so you won't see them in the sun's rays. They quite dislike bright light more so than other cryptids. For other crpytids bright light is the same kind of discomfort we humans feel when it is shined in our eyes; unplesant and makes you want to block that light.
There are some accounts of crawlers being burned by flashlight beams. I think the mid 2000s movie 'The Descent' is a soft disckosure on these cryptids.
There are dogman eyewitness accounts of dogmen killing and hunting these cryptids. I assume this is primarily done because crawlers pose a threat to the young offspring of dogmen.
Regarding dogmen or as I prefer to call them, cynocpephaly. The cynocephalus or dogman has a lot in common with the sabe insofar as both races seem to have the same kind of supernatural abilities although I've never heard an account of an eyewitness encountering such a being having disguised itself as an inaminate object.
These beings have all kinds of variations/subspecies. Just about any canid head is possible as well as hyaenid. Any hair color is possbile as is any fur pattern.
Heights can vary for adults standing bipedal from 5ish feet to as high as 15 feet, possibly beyond.
Dogmen are known for moving around quadripedally or bipedally. They tend to be able to smoothy transition from quadriped to biped and vice-versa. Some accounts report popping sounds when the creature changes modes, sopmetimes there is awkwardness when moving one way or another, presumably from spending all of its time in the other mode.
These people have been recorded as being able to sprint at speeds north of 60 mph. Most reported encounters are benign but nonetheless unpleasant. Some encounters are malicious, with the cryptid attacking humans. Beast of LBL is an infamous account. Very few accounts of benevolent dogmen, far fewer than accounts of benevolent sasquatch, Never heard of a dogman healing someone, have heard of them protecting humans though.
No accounts I know of where dogmen and humans cohabited. Plenty of historical information from aniquity records them as cannibals.
Clear fricking human voice from that is cringe
Yes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you somehow get to reproduce with a cynocephalus it might just be that your offspring is a cryptid known as a Type 3.
Dogmen are always digitigrade. Their rear legs have paws for feet, the lower legs have stifle joints. They are never ever plantigrade. Their arms always have hands. Whether or not they have opposable thumbs is debatable because most accounts describe their hands as being raccoon-like.
The Type 3 is a cryptid that resembles bigfoot but has a muzzle. It typically looks like a canine-ish head on a bigfoot body. Unlike bigfoot it has sharp pointy teeth like a dogman and claws at the ends of its digits also like a dogman. These creature appears to be neither a dogman or a bigfoot but there accounts of such creatures cohabiting with dogmen in a pack,
The Type 3 has a similar height range to bigoot and dogmen. Seems to be aggressive more often than dogman or bigfoot, about as benevolent as dogman, about as benign as either. One or two accounts of Type 3s saving humans, plenty of accounts of them charging at humans with a killing intent. Dangerous no doubt.
The origin of the name comes from officially declassified government documents, forgot which. It was origignally thought to be a type of bigfoot and possibly could be. It might be as I think, a hybrid of dogman and plantigrade species such as bigfoot or man.
It is also often thought of as being a different kind of cryptid known as the gugwe. Depending on how you look at the photo of the beast of 7 chutes it is either a baboon face carrying off a dog or canine face carrying it off.
Gugwe are known for being shorter and leaner than bigfoot, but have had attrivuted to them similar abilities that are observed to be used by sasquatch.
Gugwe are basically big plantigrade dudes typically with a baboon-like face, sometimes a monkey-like face, but almost alqays described as having a muzzle. The term skunk ape has been used to describe both gugwe and sasquatch.
part 5 next
7 months ago
Anonymous
Sasquatch AKA bigfoot or as I have come to call them, sabe are the cryptid with the highest number of accounts. The Ojibwe call the sasquatch, sabe.
The sabe peoples like dogman peoples, come in all kinds of shape, size, height, hair, and face shape variations. Some are reported to look just like a modern day human but covered in more hair. Other variants can look like various different kinds of apes, some even look like wookies.
They have their own language that they speak verbally to one another, dubbed 'samurai chatter'.
All manner of supernatural abilities have been attributed to the sabe but I will first start with a more normal ability, infrasound. Various predators use infrasound through their vocalizations, most famous being the roar of a lion. Infrasound when used by a cryptid is the same basic principle: sound that is too low in frequency for the human ear to hear, cause vibration that is felt.
Loud ass roar from a 12 foot tall being and its obvious lung capacity is definitely going to have a physical effect on Fleece Johnson's teratophile brother from another mother.
There are accounts of infrasound being used apart from audible sound like growls or roars, to cause distress in the intended target. There are persons that report feeling depressed and suicidal for no apparent reason when having encountered a bigfoot. Even accounts of constant harassment by a group of them trying to drive away to just cruelly torment a human living in his or residence or as the sabe call our homes, huts.
Dogman like sabe can also use infrasound in the same ways. Roar to sap a target of its strength or just wake a dude up early in the morning to make him feel afraid and siphon his fear in order to get whatever benefit they derive from that. For some reason nearly every kind of cryptid seems to get off on making humans afraid, don't know if it's for entertaiment or if they get some kind of sustenance from it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
part 6
Abilties paranormal/supernatural attributed to the sabe are mindspeak, words you hear in your mind's auditorium, as well as give you visions visible in your mind's eye, generalized telepathy that knows your thoughts as well as intentions, telepathically transmitting to a target emotions, innately projecting feelings and inentions - a more low grade form of telepathy if you will. Healing - quite self explanatory, might feel like electricity moving in your body but next thing you've been cured of a chronic illness or chronic symptom or even an injury. Inflicting cancer - the opposite of healing. Invading dreams - they can enter your dreams and interact with you, even use other abilities on you even though your physically body is very far away from their physical body. Opening, closing, and traversing portals.
Dogman or wolf creatures as the sabe call them, are reported by the people (sabe call themselves 'the people') as having the same kind of abilities.
Bigoot vs. Dogman
Accounts from humans that interact with the sabe at a social and friendly level report that the sabe have told them of harrowing interactions with the wolf creatures.
The cynocephaly are noted for hunting sabe women and children, or even just murder of any age any sex for the sake of murder. It takes three of the people to kill one wolf creature - two to restrain it and a thrid to bash its head in until it dies.
The sabe shun technology and human advancements in general but are reported to happily accept tool handles for pickaxes/axes in order to use them defensively against dogmen,
A large dogman requires more sabe to defeat it.
The sabe have also reported that at times there are mass gatherings of the wolf creatures - the cynocephaly will swarm an area inhabitaed by a group of sabe and drive them away, thus stealing that living space and its resources.
Sabe are also reported in eyewitness accounts to compete for the same resources as dogmen.
7 months ago
Anonymous
part 7
Typically the dogmen and sasquatch each demarcate their boundaries in order to leave each other alone. Sometimes they interact with each other, its usually unpleasant and leads to combat. There are alos reports of ritualistic combat to decide which group of sapients get to occupy an area and claim its resources.
Another ability I forgot to mention is manipulating the mind - memories, sensory data, and even rendering conscious or unconscious. A dogman eyewitness reported a dogman grabbing his ankle and immediately passing out, coming to some hours later. The eyewitness believes absolutely this was an ability of that dogman and not a consequence of his own head trauma.
The sabe and the cynocephaly are fantastic predators, noted for using advanced hunting tactics and stealth, especially noted is how silent they can move while travelling at high speeds to capture game.
Sasquatch are noted to get into a suspended prone position, a stance that resembles the posture of a typical insect and the dogmen have been observed at times to lie almost completely flat and crawl along at a high speed. Both types of cryptid move about their respective ways without making an audible noise.
Few more beings to discuss then finally how to attempt to court any such being and how incredibly likely it is to fail to even encounter one let alone acquire one as a mate.
Winged humanoids: everyone's unspoken favorite or I'm just projecting. Thunderbirds may be winged humanoids but they might also be really big birds. Amerindian lore throughout the Americas attribute supernatural abilities to them but modern day eyewitness accounts report... really big birds. Doesn't sound like they're sapient, just mere enlarged animals.
Mothman, sounds like a spirit more so than actual cryptid depending on what accounts you listen to. No females observed.
Owlmen: some eyewitness accounts have reported winged humanoid beings that basically look like upright bipedal beings that are...
7 months ago
Anonymous
some amalgam of owl and human. Safe to assume they have females and therefore reproduce.
Batsquatch: Basically a sasquatch with a bat-like muzzles and big membranous wings, sapient.
Human-szied upright bats: this isn't Bill Whittle's Big Bat Problems which will be probably never get made nor is it that Bri'ish movie Lifeforce that has starts off really cool then slows down and gets weird and takes a while to get going again,
An account of some beachgoeres was that a UFO appeared nearby in the sky, hovering while stationary, a port opened up and out came four big winged humanoids that had bat-like wings. This began with the humanoids flying overhead, circling and observing the beachgoers. This then culminating with these entities swooping down, landing nearby while circling the humans, and walking bipedally to get near to them. The batmen continued staring down and observing the beachgoeres and then without any telegraphed motion or intent, the four batmen leaped into the air, taking off towards the craft they exited from, upon entering the craft, the craft disapepared.
Only other thing before reptilian humanoids that I can think of off the top of my head is..
Lionmen. Basically simlar size to dogman/sasquatch but apparently can speak out loud to you in your loved one's voice if you encounter one at Mt Shasta. Numerous accounts of ETs and UAPs cite female humanoid pantherine chicks spying sneakily observing humans and such. Also an account of a farmer in Brazil getting abducted and being used as a stud to reproduced with a space ohmes khajiit just read it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Vilas-Boas
All kinds of accounts with bipedal reptile-like humanoids, typically they live underground/in caves. Do such cryptids live among us in human society? Quite likely, next post will go into it.
Not much to say about them because I don't usually listen to purported stories about them. Most interesting one was...
7 months ago
Anonymous
About some spooked teenagers getting on top of a car while being physically harassed/battered by some pissed off dwarfish lzard-like people that came out of a nearby sewer or something like that.
Satyrs, goatman, whatever you want to call them. Tall, tanky, very strong, purpoted to murder and cannibalize, inflict terror on humans. Safe to assume like with most cryptids both male and female exist. Texas has some modern lore and some dude in Greece uses a goatman for labor.
Sentient upright insectoid beings have accounts. No idea if they reproduce one-by-one like humans or if like various insects only a select few have that capability.
Have One-punchman's hottest ayy for paying attention so far: https://files.catbox.moe/7sgzwb.png
7 months ago
Anonymous
Regarding courtship of cryptids. Outside of an abduction experience you will very unprobably not get to engage that teratophilia of yours.
First you have to somehow get acquainted with a cryptid, and then convince them to allow you introduce yourself to their elder/tribe.
From there you might continue to occasionaly socialize with such beings and perhaps from there end up living alongside them at some point and then possibly acquire a mate.
The odds of you getting a solitary female cryptid to join you when you have no network and probably no soft skills to get anywhere is extremely low if no other reason than most solitary cryptids aren't trying to anything other than live a solitary life.
I'm not saying it won't ever happen but you more likely to incidentally encounter a cryptid than ever have a sexual partner in one.
Encountering such beings is another ballpark all of its own. First, such beings have a greater understanding of reality/creation than humans do today, so IQ and bellcurves is to be ignored. You can't get anywhere trying to generalize beings you know next to nothing about and probably will never comprehend them at least not at the same level that they can understand who and what you are.
Next is the inherent telepathy these beings seem to possess. If they can't read your mind and know your thoughts they always sense your intentions. If you ever go into a cryptid's territory while armed and having an intent to murder then you can expect to get ganked.
Not every individual cryptid can mindspeak, you might get warned by feeling the pressure that comes from being watched, you might be warned off with tree breaks, or rocks thrown, or a tongue being slid off of the hard pallet, which as loud as I can do it they can actually get really loud by virtue of being giants.
You also might get attacked without warning. Cryptids like humans vary in beliefs and temperament. Some are always hostile to humans and will always attack.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Some can be merely curious but nevertheless don't want a social interaction. If you can somehow interact with and befriend a cryptid it could be that you might be able to meet other members of that group and maybe acquire a amte, who knows.
Don't expect to ever get a casual relationship, most all of them are social and follow hierarchy. As such fornication as well as infidelity are almost always criminal acts and get people banished if not executed.
So if you do find yourself in some kind of wilderness or at least far enough away from a gathering of humans you could well be in the same area of at least one cryptid. Yes they live in the suburbs and urban areas of time to time. Many of them have the ability to cloak themselves, some can be totally invisible, others might be slightly visible like Perfect Dark's cloaking device, or can bend the light around their body like a Yautja does when it uses its cloaking device to go hunt whatever.
Always go with your intution. If your gut is giving you a feeling that you need to leave then just leave. Ignoring that feeling is the best way to encounter potentially lethal danger. Other signs of danger are feeling like you are being compelled to further enter an area, maybe you even sense through hearing or feeling a suggestion to go further in. Don't do it, just backpedal while tracing your steps.
All cryptids, for the most part, have eyes in the front like us humans. Locking eyes on something is always and indicator of predation or challenge. If you encounter a cryptid and it is in the field of vision it is generally a sign of respect to look down, raise your left hand and hold out your right hand with the palm facing up and the digits closed.
State your name and your intentions, if you don't want to encounter anyonme just tell them you don't want to. You could probably try to state that you are interested in joining them but that could go nowhere or very poorly. Again you don't know them, or
7 months ago
Anonymous
know what they're about. You might get invited to a feast where you're the meal. Be smart. Always ask smart questions. If you end up mindspeaking you should know that it uses some manner of universal language. Use simple words, don't form complicated sentences.
If you feel like you are being watched then state out loud you don't want to see them or be bothered if that's what you want. Optionally do the aboive respectful gestures. Another thing you don't do especially with dogmen is look at them. I don't know what effect the human gaze has on cryptids but it is something that they feel and they generally dislike being gazed at. If a dogman incidentally is nearby and is simply passing through just mind your own business, don't look at it or overtly acknowledge it, look away and scratch your face or something, if it moves along seemingly ignoring you then you're good. If not then do the above respectful stuff, tell it you don't want to mess things up for another, you want to share the earth in peace etc.
If you feel like you're unwanted just leave. Don't ever try to piss off a being that is in every immediately relevant way your superior.
Regarding missing persons, cryptids and portals. If you go anywhere remote always being some kind of personal locator beacon. No one ever stays missing with one of those activated, might even save your life in some kind of accident or disaster.
Be aware portals are a thing, you don't want to blindly enter one. If you do and realize you did then backtrace your steps until your back to where everything feels normal again.
People seem to go missing near rocks and stuff. Bigfoot are also observed to come out of trees. I can't make heads or tails of such phenomena but it seems like there's more than meets the eye to nature.
If you go anywhere that is forested bring a minichainsaw, you don't want to get stuck somewhere and unable to escape because the path you took to get somewhere now has a fallen tree pile blocking your
7 months ago
Anonymous
Only known exit route. Never forget provisions and aids. Bring a weapon for self defense. If you have to kill a cryptid because you subjectively, objectively and reasonably believe it is attempting to murder you then should it BETWEEN the eyes, not into the eyes. Eyes too big and stop the slug. Other soft spots might help with wounding. Never try kill a cryptid just because. They are all vindictive and will probably get vengeance. You never know.
Finally, you can try to just sit in your backyard or wander out somewhere known to have crytids and project a peaceful intention of wanting meet face to face and state out loud "I know you are there, I want to see you." Apparently doing this assures some manner of encounter with a cryptozoological sentient being.
Again with all of the explanation I tried to give, you don't know what you will encounter so good luck with that if you try and may you never have a negative experience doing so, hopefully you get that cryptid gf.
Lastly for some reason calling on the name of Jesus always shuts down negative cryptid experiences and stops evil cryptids in that tracks. I don't know why but whenever a cryptid intends to do evil to your being you always sense it.
Also by learning about them, hearing accounts, thinking about them, you'll likely dream about it. Maybe not every dream is merely a dream but some kind of astral projection encounter or whatever. Same rules for physical encounters apply.
Hottest females I ever dreamed of were cynocephaly and maybe a skinwalker/werewolf. Visible muscles, copious amounts of gynoid fat and all taller than me. For some reason I've haven't dreamt of any female cryptid other than dogman.
How the shit is Yandex so good at reverse image search?
part 1 of X
My autistic ass lacks people skills. Fortunately the majority of such sapient beings from accounts of eyewinesses that have conversed them appear to be neurodivergent, or at least that is true of bigfoot/sasquatch/sabe/whatever name you have for them. Since you posted a technically skinwalker waifu not quite W I'm guessing sasquatch is far from your first choice.
Skinwalkers are humans that have gained an ability to shapeshift, typically they accomplish transformation by wearing the skin of another creature. By doing so the skinwalker can transform into that creature's likeness. Human, animal, cryptid, etc. They can also transform into a distorted/deformed version of such a creature as well. There are accounts of shapeshifting apart from wearing a skin.
Skinwalkers are generally shaman/mediums or even practitioners of magic that pursue wickedness, some are also demonically possessed and have no sanity. Very few have gained abilities that were taught to them by another human, such a relationship is benign or benevolent. With that being said the majority of skinwalkers are malevolent and dangerous.
Especially those who are Navajo. Those in particular have the worst reputation out of all AMerican Indian folklore as being the most vile and most dangerous. Navajo lore stipulates that skinwalkers only become such by committing taboos (necrophilia, cannibalism, rape/murder of a family member), which is to say they've communed with demons and gained abilities in exchange for committing evil deeds. OTOH there is skinwalker lore that says you won't be murdered by skinwalker unless they were commisioned by a human to kill your ass, which is to say that there isn't a lot of opportunistic killing by skinwalkers according to that lore in particular.
I don't think you're getting a skinwalker gf outside of incidentally befriending a human female and finding out later there's more than meets the eye to her.
part 2 of X
There is also a similar type of creature borne out of /k/ and Ganker and possibly /x/ spoopy story threads dubbed as the fleshgait, that creature if it even exists is non-human and cannibalizes humans. I wouldn't worry about it though.
Wnedigo(s). Not sure if this being is a singular entity or a class of entity. This is a truly malevolent whatever it is. It ain't female, it is a spirit, it does gain corporeality, and it does take on whatever form it desires. It apparently always has three toes whatever form it takes though, never heard of it being anything inanimate though, always some kind of animal or sapient. It is most known for inducing humans into commiting cannibalism and necessarily as a consequence, murder. All kinds of American Indian lore on this entity with just about every Amerindian nation in North American. You don't want anything to do with it.
Next is a creature that bears resemblance to numerous NA nations' lore about the W. This a cryptid most called crawler or rake, sometimes prowler or ghoul. I've heard more about these guys from dogman accounts than accounts about crawlers themselves.
These are creatures that have some strange proportions. Some of theme have a conventional face like a human where the mouth is located in the face and some have a mouth in their neck. They tend to make a croaking sound that's not too unlike some amphibians or The Grudge monster/ghost lady,
Not alot to say about these guys other than they are dangerous, most encounters are benign, none reported that were benevolent, and some missing person cases are attributed to them,
These being seem to be burned by sunlight, so you won't see them in the sun's rays. They quite dislike bright light more so than other cryptids. For other crpytids bright light is the same kind of discomfort we humans feel when it is shined in our eyes; unplesant and makes you want to block that light.
>How the shit is Yandex so good at reverse image search?
Yandex isn't mentally neutered like Google to force ads to the front page, and to prevent normies from seeing porn.
I don't wanna be that guy, but isn't she a non-sapient lizard with no prior memories when she's like that?
I can't imagine she would feel any familiarity towards Link, much less affection.
I downloaded Bg3 and it was so shitty I could not even stop laughing at the character creation screen, they literally made it impossible to create a cool looking character. I challenge anyone here to hit random on that screen and not laugh at what you get.
lizard people are not "alligator and animals" anon and unless you want to frick a lizard dude that looks like a lady (it is very easy to crossdress in lizard society) it is not hypocrisy either.
As you can see in this thread, most lizards people want to frick are highly competent or capable creatures within their societies. They don't want to frick a mindless wyvern, they want to frick a dragon queen at the most animalistic, or a kobold master israeliteelcrafter, or a legendary dragonborn blacksmith. You don't develop litties and lussy like that being boring house lizards, lizard adventurers are the starting point.
Fantasy creatures do not originate from the same lineage animals do. Evolution barely even happens in fantasy worlds. It's scientifically incorrect to call anthropomorphic lizard "animals"
I can't fricking decide between drow dragonborn and grey dwarf for my next run. I love how the db look but they seem like they have no reactivity, Drow have all the reactivity but look boring as frick, and grey dwarf would only be cool for act 1 in the underdark
>European Cryptids >Not being sexbaits
Forget the sexy spooky woods monster, tiny pixies managing to get balls deep on your normal human dick is the real scare.
Built for human wiener
How, exactly?
too humanlike tbh
This.
Not furry enough. I will not buy your game.
what purpose do the boobs serve if there are no nips from which the dragonborn babies can nurse from
To attract human males
So that people can think they are smart when they ask this question for the hundredth time. How else would you know you're so smart compared to us?
Now excuse me I've got some big titty argonians to fap to.
>do something moronic
>>uhh why did you do that moronic thing
>STOP PRETENDING TO BE SMART
shut the frick up, moron
I, for one, prefer flat lizards and thank the AI overlords for making it so easy to turn off booba.
>know something
>refuse to tell others what the something is
>somehow this makes you a genius and better than everyone else
ok israelite
wamyn pee is stored there, same with the frog
Because they’re magical abominations, not the product of evolution.
This is the correct answer
In most universes, the answer is "because something more humanlike was the base, and the weird egg-lizard shit happened non-evolutionarily"
Nipples appear when she is aroused.
Check Karno, There be dragon comic
They're fire sacks.
i WILL find a way to suck on that sweet lizard milk no matter what it takes
Anon, you do realize that dragonborn are remade from other humanoids?
no I don't because that sounds moronic
Thought that was only the 3.5 version of them
That was back in 3e.
Nowadays they are just vaguely dragon related lizard people, I'm pretty sure.
And here's the ideal male form: https://files.catbox.moe/cp8zm7.mp4
I was expecting one of them dragonborn sex scenes
Durge is the canon BG3 protagonist
literally me fr fr
Gay
>not wanting to be a scaly chad who fricks human women
Stfu Black person
imagine making a OC mix AMV shit but doesnt even include the slayer form in the clip
he cute
It's so sad that Durge completely runs out of actionable prompts after Act 1. They really phoned it in for 2 and 3.
It's so sad that Durge completely runs out of actionable prompts after Act 1.
Literally not true. There are Durge specific dialogue options in acts 2 and 3. The frequency just isn't as high.
Really? I must've missed them then. What kind of brutalities can you pull off in 2 & 3 like cutting off Gale's hand on a whim or biting off that gobbo's toe?
Assassinating the cleric keeping like 30+ people from turning into shadow zombies, or failing that, murdering one of your own companions in cold blood overnight.
I was so happy I'd been keeping my durge cutscenes private after I assassinated my friend's companion one night.
He's gonna be so pissed once he does a durge playthrough himself and realizes I was lying my ass off about being able to save her.
How did you change Gale and the other companions into Dragonborn? I am genuinely curious.
Disguise spell.
I see, I should've realized. Thanks anyway.
redditurge
needs fatter hips and tail, don't really like the albino translucent skin either, i'd rather have more vivid colors
>Nudity is okay when its ugly and woke westerners do it!
It makes sense, if you think about it.
Beautiful, heteronormative nudity usually only serves to objectify women and raise beauty standards to unrealistic heights.
On the other hand, queer and ugly representation in sexualized media normalizes homosexuality and lowers beauty standards.
It makes total sense when you're not just virtue-signalling by saying "DURR U JUST WANT THINGS TO BE UGLY XD".
Lmao, because gays and lesbians never objectify each other, right?
gay people are some of the most shallow self objectifying people you'll ever meet
Most of the population is fat. It costs us over a trillion dollars per year and is the leading cause of death. We need higher standards, you gay
I predict many will take the furpill in the near future to spite this oft unspoken rule.
It’s already happening, anon.
sometimes i feel like that was someone's plan.
2015 marked the release of both Splatoon and Undertale. Two games that went onto become cultural milestones while featuring anthropomorphic animals that exist in the same timeline as humans. Just saying, if I had to pick a point in time where it stopped being enlightened devs pushing it and started being a greater concentrated industry effort, it’d be there.
need large gote mommy for nursing handjobs.
gib nao pls.
Splatoon is kino and undertale is garbage though, that's a pretty big difference
>calling a game that isn't story driven kino
Hello newbie.
You've got your wires crossed mate, it's the Japanese who ban nudity
>Ugly
Needs nipples
is there like a vegana compartment you gotta open to reveal the sweet pussy?
hips not wide enough
thighs too thin
boobs too small
Thank you for the visual aid anon, enjoy your vacation.
Where is her gock?
But you can't frick it so what's the point
>reptilian mammaries
>reptilian bipeds
Jesus if he lizard
Does dragon have pusspuss?
>best girl a throwaway NPC
I'm going to express an unpopular opinion, but I like when female lizardfolk sound more guttural. One of the few things Oblivion and Skyrim got right.
There's just no comparison between Elder Scrolls lore and any other setting, Elder Scrolls is superior to everything.
I don't think Argonians sounding like chainsmokers is supposed to be a lore thing, considering the females sounded pretty normal in Morrowind and the males sound normal in Skyrim
>Elder Scrolls
>good
LMAO
Sorry bro, forgotten realms is the worst setting in the history of fantasy settings.
Didn't say anything about Forgotten Realms, I don't care about unrelated cope.
Elder Scrolls has been beyond terrible since at least Oblivion.
Cope more gay, oblivion having the Ayleids, and the daedric invasion puts it miles above any other RPG lore.
The Amulet of Kings plot by itself mogs every other game's lore that came out since oblivion.
Wow, you have incredibly shit taste.
A literal braindead single-digit IQ LotR ripoff is your "zomg teh best lore evar!!!"? Holy shit what a moron.
>A literal braindead single-digit IQ LotR ripoff
That'd be the forgotten realms, elder scrolls actually has a decent cosmology and world building.
>He keeps trying to change the subject like a moronic schizo
I don't give a shit about your cope bullshit about other crap, we're talking about how shit TES is. It's comically badly written slop, and if you actually think you "like" it that means you lack any amount of imagination and have Indian-street tier SHIT taste.
Read more, moronanon. Improve yourself. But most importantly FRICK OFF lmao.
Also you're probably not white so there's no reason trying to argue about Tolkien or fantasy world building with a sub 60 IQ shitskin like you.
>TES lore
>LotR ripoff
Man I loved the part in Lord of the Rings when Saurons army flew airships into space to harness power from the stars.
Ah yes, the lore that actually has relevance to the game. Sure is nice being able to fly airships into space to harness power from the stars in Morrowind.
anon i legit think you have a street hooker fetish
holy fricking audio aids. that voice does not fit the look of the character at all...
they should just do this or give them deeper sounding voices overall
there's currently this woman called "Roshan" in AC Mirage which does this chain smoker sounding voice which would be absolutely perfect for a lizardwoman in general.
?si=Tyh7YxPncJjnEMe0&t=83
Yes, she's a very well known actress with that type of voice. She's an Admiral in Mass Effect too, and she's in The Expanse.
But yes, that's exactly the type of voice.
the voice acting and music part of BG3 is just awfull.
the entirety of BG3 is like listering to a high school theatre try-outs and music seem to be composed by ChatGPT.
moronic?
based.
BG3 has the worst music and sound design ever made in a DND game.
>the voice acting and music part of BG3 is just awfull.
lmao no
>AM I ACTING YET MOMMY??????!!!
fricking overdone garbage. people in real life don't talk or have these sorts of exaggerated mannerism unless they're mentally ill, in which case no one is actually willing to associate themselves with. astarion deserves death the moment you meet him on the beach and he tries to kill you.
Hoe's mad, post something better then useless homosexuals.
Otherwise, continue to cope and seethe morons, lmao.
>blah blah blah post something better so i can immediately discard it as being shit because i don't actually care to argue in good faith, i just want to be right and despite the examples posted, i'll just call them all shit because i'm not actually willing to cease my point on anything
yeah yeah frick off, every single one of you morons who post this type of shit in here don't actually mean it when you ask to be given something that would counter your stance
Maybe your little cumstained brain is beginning to figure out that your bullshit "opinion" is purely subjective and that any moron (such as your wienersmoking self) can just scream "overdone garbage" at literally anything.
Thank you for demonstrating so clearly why your effeminate whining is as meaningless as it is. Now put down the keyboard and get back to sucking wiener, leave the thinking to the men.
>words words words
frick off Black person i ain't reading your shit
have fun seething in replies
I'm lmaoing at how useless you are.
Looks like I was spot on when I told your gayface to leave the thinking to the men, since you're clearly incapable. LMAO.
blah blah you're a Black person blah blah goo goo gaa gaa get fricked homosexual you're below subhuman
>UUUUHHHHHHHHHH....UUUMMMMMMMM
>THINKING HARD, SO ME NOT DO IT
Roflmao, way to go wienersmoker
get cancer and die of it dumb homosexual
HOE'S
ABSOLITELY
UNCONTROLABLY
MAD
KEKLMAO
get fricked Black person
Awwww, widdle baby anon is a mad widdle boi.
Let it allllll out, lil guy!
Thanks for the concession, moron lol
goo goo gaa gaa grow up you dumb homosexual and get some friends so you stop acting like a pseudo intellectual online who derives his only sense of meaning off of "arguing" with others online. you're absolutely pathetic.
Hahaha, I love that you see any coherent thought as "pseudo intellectual" because it's so far beyond your mental faculties.
Keep digging that hole, moron. We all know how much you love getting your own hole dug, lmao.
get fricked with cancer you moronic homosexual
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>people in real life don't talk or have these sorts of exaggerated mannerism unless they're mentally ill
You do realize the people who praise BG3 are the sort who play tabletop vicariously through youtubers because they can't get a group even among dndregs?
this is garbage, anon.
>high pitched homosexual screeching is "good acting"
The absolute state of dubgays.
>The absolute state of dubgays.
?????????
it's a fricking western game, the english voices are not a "dub"
God I hate weeb homosexuals like this
Don't you have a street to shit in?
Didn't realize the bar's been dropped THIS low for games.
Post better then, shitstain.
mad as frick
>baldur's gape troony actually thinks this is good
get out of your house and go to a theater play for once in your life
>literal mentally ill samegay losing his shit
holy kek bg3 haters are actually fricked in the head
the bear broke them
if you want bad voice acting you'll wanna checkout wotr
The voice acting is reasonable, but the script is dull and the humour never hits
If jk Simmons is bad voice acting wtf is good to you?
>would be absolutely perfect for a lizardwoman in general.
pretty much, that voice is barely human
fun note, it an earlier build she was planned a Drow, their are files for her that swap the [Dragonborn] special lines and the blacksmith has cut dialog about her past in the underdark. She was basically a moronic drow that couldn't into bullying.
She was cute.
Always lived characters with bubbly personalities.
>Be dragonborn
>[Dragonborn] Kin, what the frick are you doing?!
She's moronic.
>come back later in Act 3
>Orin has killed the blacksmith she'd copied earlier
>shopkeep-chan is worried about him and no longer genki
>goes into full disbelief if you tell her the blacksmith died
I couldn't protect her smile and optimism bros...
I was lucky for him to only be temporarily unconcious, he came out of the house and yelled at me for attacking him
That happens the first time you go there when Orin first impersonates him. Going back there later is when I found she killed him. Might be Durge only though.
Clear fricking human voice from that is cringe
christ that voice is so off-putting.
God the fricking accents being all these bri'ish shit really ends up killing the game for me. Worst fricking accent ever, buncha loser homosexuals.
lets se..
It's over. Ublock devs are trying to fight it but it's just a matter of time that YouTube wins the war.
Purge cache and reload. But yeah it's getting worse lately.
There’s a Tamper money script that takes that down. It’s not perfect but it stops that from popping up
Mods actively hate furshit but they occasionally leave threads like this up as a means of containment.
I would pull out halfway through and suck her tongue.
good thread.
Where's the breasts?
I need a “>tfw you bought a ps vita” edit of this
Shitbold begone
>total kobold supremacy
Isn't the guy who created her a brapgay?
>1 troony Gate 3 thread on /v
>of course its coombait
this game really had an extremely short lifespan, huh.
what was it, 5 minutes?
BG3 must have done quite some damage to you bethdrones for you to be seething this much on a fricking stealth furgay coomer thread
BOTH OF YOU are Black folk for shilling both of these games.
balls gay ass 3 is the most cringe pathetic trash RPG ever made.
starshit needs a triple stacked 4090 and SSD drives to barely run a town with 3 shacks at 30 fps and an NPC with a face like Sloth from the Goonies.
modern gayming is a piece of shit and both of you are Black folk for shilling any of them.
just have a nice day.
I'm not shilling for BG3, I never even played, I'm just genuinely amused by how much It makes bethgays seethe
nobody gives a flying frick about starshit anymore you dumbass Black person, every time somebody says anything bad about troony gate 3 you coomer losers cry that its a butthurt starshit shill.
nobody cares.
Black folk, all of you.
>subhuman zelda fanboy gets mad
lmao
frick slopfield and frick your pedo manchild game LOL
have a rupee, on me
>coombait shit is only okay when it’s my Japanese ai slop
I hate armchair jannies so much. Imagine doing it for free and not even having a janny title
good thread
hey wait a fricking second i made that edit
but i only ever used it as a profile picture
where did you get it
Don't know where the frick you've been because I've seen this posted a frick ton of times over the years.
scan your computer
No you didn't make it you homosexual.
Not lore accurate
Argonians have had fat breasts since Daggerfall.
Not that. Its inaccurate because Todd's preference is khajiit.
real and true, I heard him say it
https://vocaroo.com/1iDHt0J5XtkC
HE'S JUST LIKE ME BRO FR FR ON GOD
They had none in Morrowind to be fair
Argonians in lore are also supposed to be emotionless on the surface and basically incapable of doing facial expressions beyond baring their teeth to show aggression, but I don't expect a coom artist to know or care of course
They haven't been portrayed as emotionless since maybe Morrowind. And even that's debatable. You're getting that from The Argonian Account, right? It's just a personality quirk of native Argonians.
If you're going to argue they're physically incapable of facial expressions, then the Hist will give them that ability. Especially if they need that Argonian to be outside Black Marsh.
It's also why they have breasts. To blend in. The Hist allows for many ass-pulls like that.
Nah, Argonians have been described as being (physically) non-emotive as recently as ESO and as early as Arena, when they weren't fully lizards yet. In-game NPCs not being written like that is another story, and something that's probably more to blame on individual quest writers more than anything else.
The Hist doing everything It can to make Argonians "blend in" is also just Ganker headcanon made specifically to justify the breasts. Almost all of Argonian lore pre-ESO revolved around how weird and alien Argonians are in the eyes of the other races, it's half of their schtick. Neither them nor the hist give a shit about "blending in", at least not in that way.
>Ganker headcanon
My favorite one of those is the Argonian breasts containing hist sap one and whenever people bring It up in these coomer threads if it was super hot, like hist sap is fricking liquid heroin that gives a really shitty trip at best and makes you go insane then die at worse (unless you're a lizard yourself), not exactly something you'd want coming from your gf's gazongas for sexual purposes
>AKSCHALLY THERE WERE NO LIZARD breasts IN DA MORROWIND! NO MORE LIZARD LUSTING PLZ
1 game out of the 7 having no lizard breasts makes it the outlier not the prime example.
>7
wut
arena daggerfall morrowind oblivion skyrim eso blades and technically battlespire if we only include games with a character creator.
If wish we got lizardfolk instead.
correct
where's the wiener
in my hand
Then where is her FUTA penis?
The lizard overlords can have what they want if I get to marry and lovingly breed a cute lizard girl.
This, if there are any reptilians reading this pls send me a cute lizard gf, ill gladly sell out humanity
conditioning?
some of us needed it
i first started feeling things towards female lizards at the age of 15 when oblivion released
Oblivion had way too many motherly argonians doting on you.
Delicious patty & selma voice
>seed-neus
>quill-weave
>ocheeva
>whatever the mage mommy in bravil was called
also don't care what anybody says, oblivion protag canonically married dar-ma and had many babies with her
This really is a troony game isn't it
Nah, it's not starfield thread
I don't think you've got a leg to stand on their squidboy
LIZARD SEXO
excuse but, video games?
lusty argonian maid is quintessential Gankercore
how did you generate lizardbreasts, even 'argonian' got me a warning
Is this The thread?
Wet and slippery wrestle sex in the water.
It is now. Sauce me now, please
You don’t sauce AI stuff
I was fooled. Ai is getting scary
You just haven't spent enough time looking at AI generated images. I've been proompting lizard girls since last year, and it's always the little details that people either miss or don't bother to fix. Like her bra going into her neck, the fricked up hand, the tail not connecting to the spine, the asymmetrical head, etc.
for me it as the fingers on the right hand. the thumb is randomly bent
>You just haven't spent enough time looking at AI generated images
I am actually
That's just a human with a skin disease
Divinity on the other hand...
post the walk animation
I really wish Larian would have kept doing Divinity, I'd play DOS2 ten times before touching bald ass gays, I used to think DOS gameplay was bad because everyone has teleports anyway so positioning doesn't matter but holy FRICK is it a step up from baldurs gape
>welcome to EB games
copy dat
Whoa, hey guys.
furry girls
>leaves fur goddamn everywhere
>looks silly in water
>too warm to sleep with
>smells awful
scalie girls
>looks awesome
>pure sex in water
>lusting for that mammal heat
>doesn't smell at all
>>pure sex in water
Have you ever touched a ray?
not a lizard
They feel unbelievable amazing. They're coated in a layer of mucus (which doesn't come off). And they feel like butter.
>not a lizard
Imagine a lizard with the skin of a bat ray.
They smell a little fishy.
> They're coated in a layer of mucus
So that’s how the emperor’s skin would feel like?
>implying scally girls wouldn't smell fishy
they don't, lizards do not have a body odor
Reptiles don't sweat silly.
They would smell as fishy as the water they are in but that is all.
No nipples= pass
Imagine eating out a reptile girl and getting tongue deep in the cloaca frickkkk
Enjoy your shit and piss
>saying it like its a bad thing
Natural protein shakes
>canonically have breasts
>removes them
>canonically don't have tails
>adds them
swen is such a degenerate lizard fricker
>the entirety of better call saul
thats just the cantina girl in rick and morty
A girl.... AND a REPTILE? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FRICK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
when that episode first aired it caught my eye almost instantly and I kept thinking 'Holy shit, man...is anyone gonna make porn of that?"
this show is ridiculously furry though. someone on the writing team was injecting their fetish into every other plotline
>the cannibal underground horse people Rick had sex with
>the entire episode about Dragon sex. Quite literally a planet where dragons just have sex with practically anything that moves straight out of a FA fanfiction
>the old man McGee who wanted to marry and abscond with the fortune cookie monster alien then makes a direct reference to the CIA experiment where the lady jerked off the dolphin
>Jerry boning the psychic alien chick after breaking up with Beth
>the kid who got trapped in Beths Imaginary land so out of boredom he humped everything and got all the sentients pregnant and creating mutants
>Rick using a hook up center to go sex with literal living planets and then accidently knocking them up
theres probably more Im forgetting but Its too bad Roiland pulled that stunt and ended up in jail. Wish we could have got a few more seasons. one of the few adult comedy cartoons to actually make me snort and chuckle every now and then.
i thought he was aquitted?
it probably doesnt matter. dudes gonna be blacklisted from most big productions here on out. his voice is the soul of the entire show so theres no reason to continue it.
"Cartoon characters ARE their voices." -Hotdiggedydemon.
>Dragons in Elysium be like
Thats not how the court of public opinion works.
Also that time Rick fricked a giraffe on the hive mind planet.
Hive Mind Planet? dont remember that one. I do remember though that in the game "High on Life" you can watch the entire movie "Tammy and the T-Rex" which is another gag at cross-species relationships so coincidence? I think not.
I wanna FRICK that GILF trex
>ended up in jail
can’t believe that rapist pedo walked that’s fricked up
>implying everyone hasnt already dismissed him as some kind of wife beater
most people dont even know the case was dismissed
Don't forget
>Lesbian selfcest and cuckoldry
GYATT DAYUM
WHY CANT LIZARD WOMEN BE REAL
They're real to me.
I can fix her
Not buying then
I'd rather make her worse.
its her tail supposed to be like 3 km long?
Want to hug the plump tail.
huge
lizard
pussy
>multiple heads and arms
Imagine.
>breasts
>no cloaca
It's shit
People still watch rick and morty? I wasn't feeling it anymore since that dragon fricking episode, but the giant sperm one just did it for me.
>still watch
they havent made any new episodes in year(s)?
the animation team moved to other projects and the show itself is in eternal limbo.
the last season ended in december last year, the only i know about it was some ads of jerry saying marvel movie references
The next season releases literally next week.
A shame you can't have that as your guardian.
It's really funny that coomers threw a fit over lack of breasts so hard there's like 6 tit mods now and none of them look good.
>no nipples
Eh… could be better
Ready for dinner, anon?
that's a cloaka bruv
how am I supposed to receive head from a furry, especially a dragon/scalie that has a bunch of teeth and giant snake head
Masterfully, on a level that would ruin blowjobs from non-lizards. You'd go cross-eyed and sweaty as the lizard vixen slurping your wiener sucks your soul out through your balls.
Have you ever been licked by a 2 foot wide tongue?
can you not lust for an anthropomorphic female, FOR 5 MINUTES
Uh no.
Preach, fellow ratchad.
My lizard wife Miura
MMMMMMMMM... BUILT FOR HMOSA, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FRICKS HUMAN MEN!! SEXO WITH DRAGON!! HOT DRAGON PUSSY, BOILING LIKE LAVA!!
I want you all to know that I this particular image did it for me. After seeing her, (my beloved Princess) I realized I was into anthro women.
Is there a mod for FO4 for a companion like this?
I'm not a scalie if I like this right
I like to tell myself I'm into anthro women instead.
(me)
I'm never gonna accept the fact I probably am, skyrim and alot of other games fricked up my taste in fictional women
Nah, they’re objectively attractive females, it only confirms you’re straight, anyone that doesn’t like anthro females is a homosexual
My contribution to the lizard sexo thread (best thread on Ganker right now)
She looks like she milks shotas.
too bad its sorta weak defense wise
No.
are you adventuring at the local super walmart?
I gotta big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, ah huh, oh yeah
Reminder cold blooded animals will never love you. They have the brain capacity of an insect and all they understand is food and warmth.
Take the furpill.
"cold blooded" is a meme and you cannot really categorize class using them. For this reason it's easy for me to say that my scaley waifu is actually "warm blooded".
Mammalian flea infested paws typed these post
Really thinking about it. I think having a scalie waifu would be better in bed. Fur must be uncomfortably warm and itchy. Smooth soft scales are where it's at.
>They have the brain capacity of an insect and all they understand is food and warmth.
They're just like me...
and I have plenty of warmth to offer
>we want the lusty argonian maid fans
Kwab.
Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them.
Even though I personally lean more towards furladies, lizard women are also pretty hot.
I FRICKING LOVE DEATHCLAWS SO MUCH I LOVE DEATHCLAWS! DEATHCLAW WAIFUS! MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS!
giwtwm
I will recreate this some day in Blender
I beg you, big booba and big booty
Not mine: https://twitter.com/Ghost0fOnyx/status/1705130861824188858
Go give the dude more props/whatever. He does all sorts of different models that aren't fortnite/overwatch stuff.
breasts too big
They'll be adjustable iirc
>Scaly breasts
>Osteoderms
>Hard groin
>Thick scaled skin
>Cold
>Gets tired easily
>Can't kiss without losing half of your face
>Spines everywhere
Face it, sex with a lizard girl would feel bad. Their only selling point would be the lizard milk novelty.
You think too negative
Is this one of those karma chameleons that that nice young homosexual was singing about
wheres the lussy.
Where's her dick?
In her genital slit, duh.
What's the appeal of lizard women?
Cute and sexy!
Sexy and cute!
And educated!
RAAAHHHHH I LOVE VIPERS RAAAAAHHHH
They're cool
God I want to get mating pressed by Selena
Close, but quite.
Bro, I need to bang the girl in OP's pic to produce this
well, you have to frick the dragon first, your offspring might look like this.
>Shit taste
>AIslop
I dont know what I expected
>Half dragon
>Atrophied tiny wings
Everytime. What happens during hybridization that fricks up the wings? This doesn't happen with the shokan.
Because humans are entirely landbased as our bodies can't support wing structure.
>desperately trying to hide the hands
Die AI gay
That iridescent effect looks pretty good
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER
>No nipples to flick and twist
Sad
hate how big the scales ares. it looks like chitin more than anything
The benefits of having a lizard woman gf... She can save you from choking on bread.
>lizard woman
>its just a human woman
She has a feral form, though she uses it rarely.
>It's okay to take a look, right?
Source.
Such a homosexual trope. What is the point if they just want to show a human 99% of the time. homosexuals too afraid to 'cross the line', or just permanently shit taste.
I dont think the author is afraid of anything, there are some weird shit in the manga that are weirder than a kemono lizard.
iirc they tried to have sex and the guy insisted of doing it in her lizard form
he didn't manage to get his dick inside from her back
Thats literally a human
I always wonder what would happen if an object fell inside the lungs.
Lunf Failure on 1 side if not treated instantly
Larian absolutely has scalies in its art team. Just look at that official piece of meat.
>Larian absolutely has scalies in its art team
Gee, what gave it away?
Just imagine if Larian were able to make a Mass Effect game.
don't give us hope...
One can only dream.
breeeeed hgnnnnng
Gross
I love lizard breasts and don't care what others say about them
Why are furries so insecure?
Why do you want me to frick your waifu?
Scale "pubes"
I need to take some time and put every Elizabeth picture from this guy in a specific folder, I am tired of having to search in all his drive folders.
Posting this image again because jannies decided to keep it the first time and delete it this morning
Share you folder 😛
I am just using the ones available in kemono party, dont expect a lot, he posted most of her stuff in twitter already, you will find mostly variants, HD versions and sketches that he never finished
When will he go back to making these?
not a furry but i just want more attention given to her to get more fanart
play teraurge
I did, update never.
never say never!
You just said never twice you dunb stupid idiot.
We're currently closer to World War 3 starting than V3 releasing lmao.
Based sandBlack folk accelerating. I look forward to playing Neo Scavenger irl.
>a turger and a neo scavver
christ, a poster on Ganker with some actual taste.
Yes I'm an avid enjoyer of the funny goat wife game and the customize your crackhead and die of Cholera in your sleep simulator
Migrate to Snoot then. I played it solely as v3 substitute.
>update never
I'm still holding out hope
Meandraco is a lazy homosexual and V3 is never coming out
He makes a mean cryptid waifu however.
>that cringe ass scp
Yeah nah, not original or a crytid at all.
Tell me when he makes a chupacabre or something.
Not malo or however it's spelled at all, a wendigo. We already know he's too lazy to make anything new but a sexy female chupacabra would be cool.
SMUG
.
The male fantasy in a single image.
GIWTWM
Needs breasts
don't worry their kids will have breasts from the dad side.
>it's just a human wo-ACK
cope harder zoophiles
Why can't monster girls be real bros? Why has God abandoned us like this?
Sapient cryptids are real. The twist is that plenty of them are cannibals and those that aren't think human beings are rotten and don't want us being around them.
Tell me how to get a cryptid wife right now.
part 1 of X
My autistic ass lacks people skills. Fortunately the majority of such sapient beings from accounts of eyewinesses that have conversed them appear to be neurodivergent, or at least that is true of bigfoot/sasquatch/sabe/whatever name you have for them. Since you posted a technically skinwalker waifu not quite W I'm guessing sasquatch is far from your first choice.
Skinwalkers are humans that have gained an ability to shapeshift, typically they accomplish transformation by wearing the skin of another creature. By doing so the skinwalker can transform into that creature's likeness. Human, animal, cryptid, etc. They can also transform into a distorted/deformed version of such a creature as well. There are accounts of shapeshifting apart from wearing a skin.
Skinwalkers are generally shaman/mediums or even practitioners of magic that pursue wickedness, some are also demonically possessed and have no sanity. Very few have gained abilities that were taught to them by another human, such a relationship is benign or benevolent. With that being said the majority of skinwalkers are malevolent and dangerous.
Especially those who are Navajo. Those in particular have the worst reputation out of all AMerican Indian folklore as being the most vile and most dangerous. Navajo lore stipulates that skinwalkers only become such by committing taboos (necrophilia, cannibalism, rape/murder of a family member), which is to say they've communed with demons and gained abilities in exchange for committing evil deeds. OTOH there is skinwalker lore that says you won't be murdered by skinwalker unless they were commisioned by a human to kill your ass, which is to say that there isn't a lot of opportunistic killing by skinwalkers according to that lore in particular.
I don't think you're getting a skinwalker gf outside of incidentally befriending a human female and finding out later there's more than meets the eye to her.
>Skinwalkers are humans that have gained an ability to shapeshift
This makes them uninteresting
Perhaps but look at this way, she can transform into something monstrous. Hottest chick I ever dreamed about might have been a skinwalker.
There are some accounts of crawlers being burned by flashlight beams. I think the mid 2000s movie 'The Descent' is a soft disckosure on these cryptids.
There are dogman eyewitness accounts of dogmen killing and hunting these cryptids. I assume this is primarily done because crawlers pose a threat to the young offspring of dogmen.
Regarding dogmen or as I prefer to call them, cynocpephaly. The cynocephalus or dogman has a lot in common with the sabe insofar as both races seem to have the same kind of supernatural abilities although I've never heard an account of an eyewitness encountering such a being having disguised itself as an inaminate object.
These beings have all kinds of variations/subspecies. Just about any canid head is possible as well as hyaenid. Any hair color is possbile as is any fur pattern.
Heights can vary for adults standing bipedal from 5ish feet to as high as 15 feet, possibly beyond.
Dogmen are known for moving around quadripedally or bipedally. They tend to be able to smoothy transition from quadriped to biped and vice-versa. Some accounts report popping sounds when the creature changes modes, sopmetimes there is awkwardness when moving one way or another, presumably from spending all of its time in the other mode.
These people have been recorded as being able to sprint at speeds north of 60 mph. Most reported encounters are benign but nonetheless unpleasant. Some encounters are malicious, with the cryptid attacking humans. Beast of LBL is an infamous account. Very few accounts of benevolent dogmen, far fewer than accounts of benevolent sasquatch, Never heard of a dogman healing someone, have heard of them protecting humans though.
No accounts I know of where dogmen and humans cohabited. Plenty of historical information from aniquity records them as cannibals.
Yes.
If you somehow get to reproduce with a cynocephalus it might just be that your offspring is a cryptid known as a Type 3.
Dogmen are always digitigrade. Their rear legs have paws for feet, the lower legs have stifle joints. They are never ever plantigrade. Their arms always have hands. Whether or not they have opposable thumbs is debatable because most accounts describe their hands as being raccoon-like.
The Type 3 is a cryptid that resembles bigfoot but has a muzzle. It typically looks like a canine-ish head on a bigfoot body. Unlike bigfoot it has sharp pointy teeth like a dogman and claws at the ends of its digits also like a dogman. These creature appears to be neither a dogman or a bigfoot but there accounts of such creatures cohabiting with dogmen in a pack,
The Type 3 has a similar height range to bigoot and dogmen. Seems to be aggressive more often than dogman or bigfoot, about as benevolent as dogman, about as benign as either. One or two accounts of Type 3s saving humans, plenty of accounts of them charging at humans with a killing intent. Dangerous no doubt.
The origin of the name comes from officially declassified government documents, forgot which. It was origignally thought to be a type of bigfoot and possibly could be. It might be as I think, a hybrid of dogman and plantigrade species such as bigfoot or man.
It is also often thought of as being a different kind of cryptid known as the gugwe. Depending on how you look at the photo of the beast of 7 chutes it is either a baboon face carrying off a dog or canine face carrying it off.
Gugwe are known for being shorter and leaner than bigfoot, but have had attrivuted to them similar abilities that are observed to be used by sasquatch.
Gugwe are basically big plantigrade dudes typically with a baboon-like face, sometimes a monkey-like face, but almost alqays described as having a muzzle. The term skunk ape has been used to describe both gugwe and sasquatch.
part 5 next
Sasquatch AKA bigfoot or as I have come to call them, sabe are the cryptid with the highest number of accounts. The Ojibwe call the sasquatch, sabe.
The sabe peoples like dogman peoples, come in all kinds of shape, size, height, hair, and face shape variations. Some are reported to look just like a modern day human but covered in more hair. Other variants can look like various different kinds of apes, some even look like wookies.
They have their own language that they speak verbally to one another, dubbed 'samurai chatter'.
All manner of supernatural abilities have been attributed to the sabe but I will first start with a more normal ability, infrasound. Various predators use infrasound through their vocalizations, most famous being the roar of a lion. Infrasound when used by a cryptid is the same basic principle: sound that is too low in frequency for the human ear to hear, cause vibration that is felt.
Loud ass roar from a 12 foot tall being and its obvious lung capacity is definitely going to have a physical effect on Fleece Johnson's teratophile brother from another mother.
There are accounts of infrasound being used apart from audible sound like growls or roars, to cause distress in the intended target. There are persons that report feeling depressed and suicidal for no apparent reason when having encountered a bigfoot. Even accounts of constant harassment by a group of them trying to drive away to just cruelly torment a human living in his or residence or as the sabe call our homes, huts.
Dogman like sabe can also use infrasound in the same ways. Roar to sap a target of its strength or just wake a dude up early in the morning to make him feel afraid and siphon his fear in order to get whatever benefit they derive from that. For some reason nearly every kind of cryptid seems to get off on making humans afraid, don't know if it's for entertaiment or if they get some kind of sustenance from it.
part 6
Abilties paranormal/supernatural attributed to the sabe are mindspeak, words you hear in your mind's auditorium, as well as give you visions visible in your mind's eye, generalized telepathy that knows your thoughts as well as intentions, telepathically transmitting to a target emotions, innately projecting feelings and inentions - a more low grade form of telepathy if you will. Healing - quite self explanatory, might feel like electricity moving in your body but next thing you've been cured of a chronic illness or chronic symptom or even an injury. Inflicting cancer - the opposite of healing. Invading dreams - they can enter your dreams and interact with you, even use other abilities on you even though your physically body is very far away from their physical body. Opening, closing, and traversing portals.
Dogman or wolf creatures as the sabe call them, are reported by the people (sabe call themselves 'the people') as having the same kind of abilities.
Bigoot vs. Dogman
Accounts from humans that interact with the sabe at a social and friendly level report that the sabe have told them of harrowing interactions with the wolf creatures.
The cynocephaly are noted for hunting sabe women and children, or even just murder of any age any sex for the sake of murder. It takes three of the people to kill one wolf creature - two to restrain it and a thrid to bash its head in until it dies.
The sabe shun technology and human advancements in general but are reported to happily accept tool handles for pickaxes/axes in order to use them defensively against dogmen,
A large dogman requires more sabe to defeat it.
The sabe have also reported that at times there are mass gatherings of the wolf creatures - the cynocephaly will swarm an area inhabitaed by a group of sabe and drive them away, thus stealing that living space and its resources.
Sabe are also reported in eyewitness accounts to compete for the same resources as dogmen.
part 7
Typically the dogmen and sasquatch each demarcate their boundaries in order to leave each other alone. Sometimes they interact with each other, its usually unpleasant and leads to combat. There are alos reports of ritualistic combat to decide which group of sapients get to occupy an area and claim its resources.
Another ability I forgot to mention is manipulating the mind - memories, sensory data, and even rendering conscious or unconscious. A dogman eyewitness reported a dogman grabbing his ankle and immediately passing out, coming to some hours later. The eyewitness believes absolutely this was an ability of that dogman and not a consequence of his own head trauma.
The sabe and the cynocephaly are fantastic predators, noted for using advanced hunting tactics and stealth, especially noted is how silent they can move while travelling at high speeds to capture game.
Sasquatch are noted to get into a suspended prone position, a stance that resembles the posture of a typical insect and the dogmen have been observed at times to lie almost completely flat and crawl along at a high speed. Both types of cryptid move about their respective ways without making an audible noise.
Few more beings to discuss then finally how to attempt to court any such being and how incredibly likely it is to fail to even encounter one let alone acquire one as a mate.
Winged humanoids: everyone's unspoken favorite or I'm just projecting. Thunderbirds may be winged humanoids but they might also be really big birds. Amerindian lore throughout the Americas attribute supernatural abilities to them but modern day eyewitness accounts report... really big birds. Doesn't sound like they're sapient, just mere enlarged animals.
Mothman, sounds like a spirit more so than actual cryptid depending on what accounts you listen to. No females observed.
Owlmen: some eyewitness accounts have reported winged humanoid beings that basically look like upright bipedal beings that are...
some amalgam of owl and human. Safe to assume they have females and therefore reproduce.
Batsquatch: Basically a sasquatch with a bat-like muzzles and big membranous wings, sapient.
Human-szied upright bats: this isn't Bill Whittle's Big Bat Problems which will be probably never get made nor is it that Bri'ish movie Lifeforce that has starts off really cool then slows down and gets weird and takes a while to get going again,
An account of some beachgoeres was that a UFO appeared nearby in the sky, hovering while stationary, a port opened up and out came four big winged humanoids that had bat-like wings. This began with the humanoids flying overhead, circling and observing the beachgoers. This then culminating with these entities swooping down, landing nearby while circling the humans, and walking bipedally to get near to them. The batmen continued staring down and observing the beachgoeres and then without any telegraphed motion or intent, the four batmen leaped into the air, taking off towards the craft they exited from, upon entering the craft, the craft disapepared.
Only other thing before reptilian humanoids that I can think of off the top of my head is..
Lionmen. Basically simlar size to dogman/sasquatch but apparently can speak out loud to you in your loved one's voice if you encounter one at Mt Shasta. Numerous accounts of ETs and UAPs cite female humanoid pantherine chicks spying sneakily observing humans and such. Also an account of a farmer in Brazil getting abducted and being used as a stud to reproduced with a space ohmes khajiit just read it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Vilas-Boas
All kinds of accounts with bipedal reptile-like humanoids, typically they live underground/in caves. Do such cryptids live among us in human society? Quite likely, next post will go into it.
Not much to say about them because I don't usually listen to purported stories about them. Most interesting one was...
About some spooked teenagers getting on top of a car while being physically harassed/battered by some pissed off dwarfish lzard-like people that came out of a nearby sewer or something like that.
Satyrs, goatman, whatever you want to call them. Tall, tanky, very strong, purpoted to murder and cannibalize, inflict terror on humans. Safe to assume like with most cryptids both male and female exist. Texas has some modern lore and some dude in Greece uses a goatman for labor.
Sentient upright insectoid beings have accounts. No idea if they reproduce one-by-one like humans or if like various insects only a select few have that capability.
Have One-punchman's hottest ayy for paying attention so far: https://files.catbox.moe/7sgzwb.png
Regarding courtship of cryptids. Outside of an abduction experience you will very unprobably not get to engage that teratophilia of yours.
First you have to somehow get acquainted with a cryptid, and then convince them to allow you introduce yourself to their elder/tribe.
From there you might continue to occasionaly socialize with such beings and perhaps from there end up living alongside them at some point and then possibly acquire a mate.
The odds of you getting a solitary female cryptid to join you when you have no network and probably no soft skills to get anywhere is extremely low if no other reason than most solitary cryptids aren't trying to anything other than live a solitary life.
I'm not saying it won't ever happen but you more likely to incidentally encounter a cryptid than ever have a sexual partner in one.
Encountering such beings is another ballpark all of its own. First, such beings have a greater understanding of reality/creation than humans do today, so IQ and bellcurves is to be ignored. You can't get anywhere trying to generalize beings you know next to nothing about and probably will never comprehend them at least not at the same level that they can understand who and what you are.
Next is the inherent telepathy these beings seem to possess. If they can't read your mind and know your thoughts they always sense your intentions. If you ever go into a cryptid's territory while armed and having an intent to murder then you can expect to get ganked.
Not every individual cryptid can mindspeak, you might get warned by feeling the pressure that comes from being watched, you might be warned off with tree breaks, or rocks thrown, or a tongue being slid off of the hard pallet, which as loud as I can do it they can actually get really loud by virtue of being giants.
You also might get attacked without warning. Cryptids like humans vary in beliefs and temperament. Some are always hostile to humans and will always attack.
Some can be merely curious but nevertheless don't want a social interaction. If you can somehow interact with and befriend a cryptid it could be that you might be able to meet other members of that group and maybe acquire a amte, who knows.
Don't expect to ever get a casual relationship, most all of them are social and follow hierarchy. As such fornication as well as infidelity are almost always criminal acts and get people banished if not executed.
So if you do find yourself in some kind of wilderness or at least far enough away from a gathering of humans you could well be in the same area of at least one cryptid. Yes they live in the suburbs and urban areas of time to time. Many of them have the ability to cloak themselves, some can be totally invisible, others might be slightly visible like Perfect Dark's cloaking device, or can bend the light around their body like a Yautja does when it uses its cloaking device to go hunt whatever.
Always go with your intution. If your gut is giving you a feeling that you need to leave then just leave. Ignoring that feeling is the best way to encounter potentially lethal danger. Other signs of danger are feeling like you are being compelled to further enter an area, maybe you even sense through hearing or feeling a suggestion to go further in. Don't do it, just backpedal while tracing your steps.
All cryptids, for the most part, have eyes in the front like us humans. Locking eyes on something is always and indicator of predation or challenge. If you encounter a cryptid and it is in the field of vision it is generally a sign of respect to look down, raise your left hand and hold out your right hand with the palm facing up and the digits closed.
State your name and your intentions, if you don't want to encounter anyonme just tell them you don't want to. You could probably try to state that you are interested in joining them but that could go nowhere or very poorly. Again you don't know them, or
know what they're about. You might get invited to a feast where you're the meal. Be smart. Always ask smart questions. If you end up mindspeaking you should know that it uses some manner of universal language. Use simple words, don't form complicated sentences.
If you feel like you are being watched then state out loud you don't want to see them or be bothered if that's what you want. Optionally do the aboive respectful gestures. Another thing you don't do especially with dogmen is look at them. I don't know what effect the human gaze has on cryptids but it is something that they feel and they generally dislike being gazed at. If a dogman incidentally is nearby and is simply passing through just mind your own business, don't look at it or overtly acknowledge it, look away and scratch your face or something, if it moves along seemingly ignoring you then you're good. If not then do the above respectful stuff, tell it you don't want to mess things up for another, you want to share the earth in peace etc.
If you feel like you're unwanted just leave. Don't ever try to piss off a being that is in every immediately relevant way your superior.
Regarding missing persons, cryptids and portals. If you go anywhere remote always being some kind of personal locator beacon. No one ever stays missing with one of those activated, might even save your life in some kind of accident or disaster.
Be aware portals are a thing, you don't want to blindly enter one. If you do and realize you did then backtrace your steps until your back to where everything feels normal again.
People seem to go missing near rocks and stuff. Bigfoot are also observed to come out of trees. I can't make heads or tails of such phenomena but it seems like there's more than meets the eye to nature.
If you go anywhere that is forested bring a minichainsaw, you don't want to get stuck somewhere and unable to escape because the path you took to get somewhere now has a fallen tree pile blocking your
Only known exit route. Never forget provisions and aids. Bring a weapon for self defense. If you have to kill a cryptid because you subjectively, objectively and reasonably believe it is attempting to murder you then should it BETWEEN the eyes, not into the eyes. Eyes too big and stop the slug. Other soft spots might help with wounding. Never try kill a cryptid just because. They are all vindictive and will probably get vengeance. You never know.
Finally, you can try to just sit in your backyard or wander out somewhere known to have crytids and project a peaceful intention of wanting meet face to face and state out loud "I know you are there, I want to see you." Apparently doing this assures some manner of encounter with a cryptozoological sentient being.
Again with all of the explanation I tried to give, you don't know what you will encounter so good luck with that if you try and may you never have a negative experience doing so, hopefully you get that cryptid gf.
Lastly for some reason calling on the name of Jesus always shuts down negative cryptid experiences and stops evil cryptids in that tracks. I don't know why but whenever a cryptid intends to do evil to your being you always sense it.
Also by learning about them, hearing accounts, thinking about them, you'll likely dream about it. Maybe not every dream is merely a dream but some kind of astral projection encounter or whatever. Same rules for physical encounters apply.
Hottest females I ever dreamed of were cynocephaly and maybe a skinwalker/werewolf. Visible muscles, copious amounts of gynoid fat and all taller than me. For some reason I've haven't dreamt of any female cryptid other than dogman.
squtties
How the shit is Yandex so good at reverse image search?
part 2 of X
There is also a similar type of creature borne out of /k/ and Ganker and possibly /x/ spoopy story threads dubbed as the fleshgait, that creature if it even exists is non-human and cannibalizes humans. I wouldn't worry about it though.
Wnedigo(s). Not sure if this being is a singular entity or a class of entity. This is a truly malevolent whatever it is. It ain't female, it is a spirit, it does gain corporeality, and it does take on whatever form it desires. It apparently always has three toes whatever form it takes though, never heard of it being anything inanimate though, always some kind of animal or sapient. It is most known for inducing humans into commiting cannibalism and necessarily as a consequence, murder. All kinds of American Indian lore on this entity with just about every Amerindian nation in North American. You don't want anything to do with it.
Next is a creature that bears resemblance to numerous NA nations' lore about the W. This a cryptid most called crawler or rake, sometimes prowler or ghoul. I've heard more about these guys from dogman accounts than accounts about crawlers themselves.
These are creatures that have some strange proportions. Some of theme have a conventional face like a human where the mouth is located in the face and some have a mouth in their neck. They tend to make a croaking sound that's not too unlike some amphibians or The Grudge monster/ghost lady,
Not alot to say about these guys other than they are dangerous, most encounters are benign, none reported that were benevolent, and some missing person cases are attributed to them,
These being seem to be burned by sunlight, so you won't see them in the sun's rays. They quite dislike bright light more so than other cryptids. For other crpytids bright light is the same kind of discomfort we humans feel when it is shined in our eyes; unplesant and makes you want to block that light.
>How the shit is Yandex so good at reverse image search?
Yandex isn't mentally neutered like Google to force ads to the front page, and to prevent normies from seeing porn.
Fricks SAKE I need a shit not a wank
>I need a shit
You constipated?
Why is Ganker like this?
>tfw no daxy wife to smother me in her pheromones daily after claiming me during the induction war
why even live bros...
At this point I'm just living for other people.
>tfw no huge draconid wife who is submissive despite her large size
Barely feminine at all? Yeah, no shit you'd think that if you play this game.
You wouldn't a dragon would ya?
My homie, I'd sell my soul.
Actually yes. Yes I would.
I don't wanna be that guy, but isn't she a non-sapient lizard with no prior memories when she's like that?
I can't imagine she would feel any familiarity towards Link, much less affection.
I would.
I love dragon breasts
It's the thing I want the most
>Immune to gravity
How can h*man w*men even compete?
Lizard in the OP has had a visible vulva for 11 hours now.
She's from a character creator screen it's fine.
The jannies have surrendered to anthro fricking chads.
Jannies in shambles
ZAMN jannies look like that?
Damn Jannies, okay.
lizard pussy...
lizard butthole...
One orifice for all of your needs.
>gave me a literal lizard woman
lol Thanks Dall-e
Thera ya go
I guess this is more what you wanted.
Hot
I don't give a shit about bald gay 3, I'm only here because I like anthro women
I downloaded Bg3 and it was so shitty I could not even stop laughing at the character creation screen, they literally made it impossible to create a cool looking character. I challenge anyone here to hit random on that screen and not laugh at what you get.
Now make her fat and give big tail.
source for the
>lizard
>breasts
that got posted way earlier
https://exhentai.org/g/2609754/5ea57fb876/
AI sloppa
https://files.catbox.moe/i52qsd.png
Needs breasts
Cringe
https://files.catbox.moe/hkce3c.png
A dragon would never do something like that.
Shed do this:
https://files.catbox.moe/snz2oo.jpg
STOP SHOWING ME SNUGGLES WITH LIZARD GIRLS, STOP MAKING MY ETHEREAL DEAMS MANIFEST AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, you must suffer as I have suffered.
That is perfect, I love it.
The lips are a little weird, but otherwise, beautiful.
>No female futa scaly origin to romance
Cowards
>Always prefer being cool in bed
>Lizard girls would want to be warm
>Your perfect cuddle partner does not exist
When are we getting games with designs like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/qpwoy2.png
Built for drow pussy
>tfw you'll never frick a pair of big leather lizard breasts
>tfw i'll never draw any too
>Ganker has a vendetta against troons
>wants to frick alligators and animals themselves
So you wanna explain this hypocrisy homosexuals
They're real women, not these disgusting frankenstein abominations thoughever.
>go into public looking like a freak
>get mad when someone, still in public, films you specifically
why are troons like this?
Do you even know what a troony is?
Yes, zoophile?
lizard people are not "alligator and animals" anon and unless you want to frick a lizard dude that looks like a lady (it is very easy to crossdress in lizard society) it is not hypocrisy either.
As you can see in this thread, most lizards people want to frick are highly competent or capable creatures within their societies. They don't want to frick a mindless wyvern, they want to frick a dragon queen at the most animalistic, or a kobold master israeliteelcrafter, or a legendary dragonborn blacksmith. You don't develop litties and lussy like that being boring house lizards, lizard adventurers are the starting point.
That's a lot of copium for the fact you want to frick an animal
you are just an uncultured loser, but thats okay
Fantasy creatures do not originate from the same lineage animals do. Evolution barely even happens in fantasy worlds. It's scientifically incorrect to call anthropomorphic lizard "animals"
>s-she's a 1000 year old dragon w-who just l-looks like a human child
Yes
You sound like a troony
speak for yourself ill frick anything with a pulse that loves me, yes even a robot if its compatible
Frick off troon. I want to frick a woman. Not a man with a wound.
Troon hatred and wanting to frick women are two completely different things.
is that her virgiginia?????
WEST VIRGINIA
LIZARD CLOACA
Hot musky leathery lizard cooch
I can't fricking decide between drow dragonborn and grey dwarf for my next run. I love how the db look but they seem like they have no reactivity, Drow have all the reactivity but look boring as frick, and grey dwarf would only be cool for act 1 in the underdark
Be honest...
Would you?
https://files.catbox.moe/s660m6.png
easily
Help I literally 7 dragons.
My furwife is either a short submissive frickpet,
or a large dommy mommy.
Nothing in-between.
I prefer large and submissive or short and bratty.
>This is the ideal female form.
>No kissable lips
>No squishable nipples
For me, it's cryptids
>European Cryptids
>Not being sexbaits
Forget the sexy spooky woods monster, tiny pixies managing to get balls deep on your normal human dick is the real scare.
Marge is cute
marges pubes must be crazy
>game has lizards
>devs don't let you frick them
many such cases
>Rugged body
>Smooth chest
Explain this
To attract humans
A proper mother must protect and nourish
Sex
underbelly of lizards is much smoother than their back
are her feet soft? this is a very important question
This is what AI was made for
Reptile milk
Yea, I'd frick her. Needs some hot suckable nips though, I need my breakfast
It didn't need breasts you troglodyte
They should have breasts
There are always Kobolds though.
I'd frick that goddess body without hesitation
Wait, you can frick lizards in Baldurs Gate?
Guys I need an answer to this
no, all the frickable NPCs are different flavors of normal humanoid
eh, I guess the frog exists
>up for 15 hours with porn
>not deleted
scaleGODS.... you win.... furshitters never had a chance... i kneel.
scalies ARE furries
but not all furries are scalies
only scalies get butthurt about this
Why, like any reasoning at all
this is and always has been wrong but furBlack folk just feel the need to try and absorb every other group into themselves
The only kind of "community" I know scalies for are autists obsessed with dragons. Otherwise it's the same type of people as regular furries
What are some good Scalie shooter games, I want my lizards to have GUNS.
Lizards... cute... sexy...
Imagine having a pocket pussy for your adventures
These fine creatures are for snuggles and romance.
And sex
Lizard ladies are cool and all, but where are the lizard men?
>hit bump limit
good thread y'all
see you next time
And you as well
take care, anon
lizard women forever
words to live by
Bye bye, see you all next time.