This is the Jedi Survivor hype thread

This is the Jedi Survivor hype thread

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Merrin better be confirmed in or there won't be any hype.
    I'll make sure of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s going to be in a lesbian relationship with the bug eyed master chick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to a planet, do jedi shit
      >Back to the Mantis, full penetration with Merrin
      >Go to a planet, do jedi shit
      >Back to the Mantis, full penetration with Merrin
      >Planet, jedi shit
      >Full penetration
      And this goes on and on and back and forth for 25 hours or so until the game just sort of ends

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the Jedi Survivor hype thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wish you could feel this much joy over anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not joy

        It's onions-joy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seething!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember, what was this guy super happy about again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Force Awakens trailer
        Specifically the shot of the Millennium Falcon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, that's pretty great. Man, pre-TLJ was a pretty magical time, when we were finally getting new Star Wars films and all that. I actually liked TLJ, but the discourse after it really ran the franchise into the ground.

          I'm hoping post-Andor we start to see some good storytelling in the live action universe though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy has to be doing this on purpose because of the fame that it brought right?
      How can you continually be this emotional over a product announcement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes on a vacation with his "wife"
      >separated single beds in the hotel room

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some people sleep better in separate beds dude, I get really warm when I fall asleep so me and my GF don't cuddle when we sleep because it gets too unbearably hot under the covers.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first one but I wish you could create your own character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, but AAA studios love putting real people into their games now.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No reason to be hyped. It was extremely mediocre and bland. Unless they make another clone trooper FPS in the vein of RC, I couldn't care less.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless they make another clone trooper FPS in the vein of RC, I couldn't care less.
      Just give me a RC reboot/remake that has all the same voice actors or give me a game that continues Delta squad's story.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOYSLOP GOD ITS YUM

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high republic era is kind of shit, but at least it is different. disney desperately needs to move on from the pre-buyout eras and start making things in their own new eras.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But their own eras (High Republic and sequel), are shit.

      If anything I think they're fucking up by not doing enough directly in the prequel or OT eras. For example they've done tons of shit filling the gap between the two eras up to the start of the OT, but they haven't actually done anything during or between the movies. You could easily do a multi-season show set from IV to VI in the same vein as TCW showing the war. Rebels kind of did that but it was more self-contained and didn't actually reach up to episode IV.

      A show that started during episode IV and introduced Luke as a new main character during the battle of Yavin, leading up through the events between the movies and between, would be great. Assuming they didn't just humiliate him all the time anyway.
      Nobody cares about the comics where he learns the whole history of his dad's betrayal from a nobody character while stuck in a hole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But their own eras (High Republic and sequel), are shit.

      If anything I think they're fucking up by not doing enough directly in the prequel or OT eras. For example they've done tons of shit filling the gap between the two eras up to the start of the OT, but they haven't actually done anything during or between the movies. You could easily do a multi-season show set from IV to VI in the same vein as TCW showing the war. Rebels kind of did that but it was more self-contained and didn't actually reach up to episode IV.

      A show that started during episode IV and introduced Luke as a new main character during the battle of Yavin, leading up through the events between the movies and between, would be great. Assuming they didn't just humiliate him all the time anyway.
      Nobody cares about the comics where he learns the whole history of his dad's betrayal from a nobody character while stuck in a hole.

      High Republic era is kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, have a nice day trannie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seething!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's gaudy as fuck. It's also split between dozens and dozens of books and comics that don't run in chronological order meaning if you read one published earlier you might spoil a bunch of shit in one published later. It's like a nightmare version of NJO with zero quality control.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were filtered then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's like nothing to do with the sequel era

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was jank as fuck. How did people enjoy it?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will probably buy it for 6 quid, same as I did with the fallen order
    shit was so jank I would be upset if I paid more than a tenner for it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many lightsaber iterations is this guy gonna go through. He starts with a damaged double blade that's effectively a standard lightsaber, then repairs it into a double blade, then he gets the split saber and now in this game he's gonna have some claymore looking vented saber. And I bet you won't start with the split saber, he'll either lose it off screen or you'll have it just for the prologue and then lose it and then you'll have to build back up from a single blade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is that you get to chose

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why cant we have kotor 3 by obsidian instead of this slop

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait. This game will be kino.

    Andor and Mando can go fuck themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one IG88 short story is really great, written by Kevin Anderson I believe. It's worth checking out.

      Sir, you understand what "all fields" means, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        sage

        If I sage one thread, it'll stay in the name field for my next post; I've just stopped caring about it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sage doesn't go in the name field newfag

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Series S bros will this run ok for us?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those disgusting uninspired disney wars designs that don't feel like star wars at all
    Yeah no thx shill.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally adore star wars threads.
    The way all of Ganker squirms and seethes over literally every project is music to my ears.
    Pic related. Posted to make somebody really really angry.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have two guns? Or is the other thing on his waist a grappling hooker?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CANT I USE A FUCKING BLASTER WITH MY LIGHTSABER? WHAT KEKERY IS THIS? ITS PROBABLY THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY OF FIGHTING OFF RANGED OPPONENTS AND YET ONLY ONE GUY HAS DONE IT AND HE'S BEEN RETCONNED

    GIVE ME A FUCKING LIGHTSABER IN ONE HAND AND A BLASTER IN THE OTHER YOU HACKS

  17. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    That one IG88 short story is really great, written by Kevin Anderson I believe. It's worth checking out.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to thank Disney for freeing me from caring about Star Wars.
    That is all.
    Bye

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Fallen Order, but if Survivor is just a re-do of Fallen Order's gameplay with a new story then the game will be like a 7/10 for me. It will be enjoyable, and interesting, but I won't be basedjaking out to it.

    But if they add extreme customization options, like ten times what they allowed in the first game, then it'll be an 8/10

    And if they increase the amount of planets you can visit, and triple the explorable area, then it'll be a 9/10

    Then if they let us bang Merrin finally, and don't kill either of them off by the end, it'll be a 10/10

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the first game on sale and thought it was worth it so I'll probably pick this one up on sale as well. I didn't mind having the classic force powers in the first but I hope they get a little more creative in the sequel. I'd also like more dismemberment and shit, I know that's less likely thanks to the Mouse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 years has passed, so if Cal doesn't significantly improve as a Jedi then it'll be kind of sad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he'll be even worse at the start because they have to reset the PC to reintroduce mechanics

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can introduce mechancis and powers in a natural way. Just have him run through whatever the "tutorial" level is doing force pushes, force pulls, time freezes, lightsaber tricks and what not. They don't need to reset him, and I honestly doubt they will. I think they'll give us new powers for him to start collecting and upgrading as the game goes on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They don't need to reset him
            this your first metroidlike?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this fan art or did they actually give this bro a de 10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the gun was missing the handle, after seeing this I realized it was just blending into his outfit.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'tis gonna be shit just like the first one, only of the few games iver ever dropped mid way because nothing in it kept me interested, not gameplay, not story, not setting. Wake me up when they reboot force unleashed

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more hyped if i wasn't a poorfag who couldn't run the game, i actually liked the first game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a console

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