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>No Marnie
You can keep the points
Marnie is taken already.
Well, I was the first to claim, so she's mine.
Mira, Yellow, Harper, pikachu poke kid, acerola, lana, lillie
I spend the 20 points plus 100 points I just made up put of thin air to delete your pedobait post.
Dawn
Lillie
Shauna
Selene
HEBE SUPREMACY
good lord plump thighs hebes
Pokemon/Palworld but you catch hebes instead of monsters.
Oh wait, that's already Master Sex.
Why is Lillie nopan? Would that really be her character?
Just Caitlin is fine. This isn't a very difficult selection.
Just give me Lillie and Lusamine.
>No Mallow
OP is a homosexual.
basado
Dawn, May, Lana, and leftmost 1 point
Mina
disregard all of them and acquire jessie
jesse retired and lives a comfy life as james husband.
>No Hilda
Already ruined
Hilda is for the beasts.
20 Yellows please
I spend my 20 points on calling OP a homosexual
I put all my points into dragon granny
you removed rosa and hilda because you knew they would dominate. get owned p*do
..Can I spend all 20 for Roxie ?
no thanks, im keeping the points.
New rule, if your girl is not on the list she costs all 20 points.
No hags though, they're for senior gentlemen.
>no hags
>posts a prostitute with breasts
????
>his hebe is a flatty
I'll get a Marnie, thanks.
i want all of them
20 Hapus to rape and degrade me nonstop
Dawn (DP)
Dawn (Pt)
Akari
May
I'll take 20 minas
Five points on Serena, and no one else.
I love Serena!
may, dawn, iris, acerola, hapu
Most of my big wants aren't really on here. I wish Hilda, Lyra, Momo from the one Pokétoon, Duplica, Iono and Sango was on this.
>No Misty or Hilda
May, Dawn, Iris, Bonnie.
Five Lanas
There's only four Lanas and two cost 2 points a pop. You need to diversify your assets.
eight zossie and an eevee kid to go
dawn 4 times.
I'll take a Harper Sarah deluxe on a raft, a four-by-four Margo animal-style, a Mira with extra shingles, a Chicken-Chan with a shimmy and a squeeze, a Mimo with light axle grease, a Bonnie make it cry, a Hapu burn it, and a Lana, let it swim
We serve hebes here sir.
>shitris
>5 pts
Yeah she should be all 20 points.
bump
>can have an infinite number of Iris
holy based
Wow, Iris just got a lot fricking sexier.
I simultaneously think she should be 20 points because I love her and like 3 points because she's not that popular as the other 5 point girls. Plus I'd be able to choose more
>mods actually moved a pokemon thread to /vp/
Sorry but e-girls with black & blonde hair are my weakness.
Frick that shit
I spend it on Candice and Flannery
2 Lillies and 2 Chickens. You can keep the change.
That's easy. 5pts for May, 5pts for Dawn, 5pts for Serena and maybe 5pts for Lillie. I don't like the rest. It's a very terrible list.
Maybe I could spend the 4pts for Chicken but only because I want to put her into a cage. But then I would have to spend 1pt.
5 sets of the twins please
Rather spend my points on something worth it.
How did I do?
Dawn, Serena, Shauna, Yellow, Iris
I would like to trade all my points in for Nemona instead.
Kys.
I don’t think I will, no.
Do you really care that much about which Pokégirl other anons want to frick?
They need to pick a pokegirl first.
Ah. Funny guy.
Unlike Nemona. He's cringe.
Nemona is adorable, precious and beautiful. I’m glad you don’t like her because that means more for me.
I spend all 20 of my points on 10 Caitlins. And then I drown in a sea of hair.
My 20 Hapus can kick the shit out of every poster in this thread
Why there are so many literal whos? Nobody cares about your shit taste.
May, Dawn, Iris, Caitlin, Liza
Mostly because i have no idea who any of the others are. Imagine including these nugen goyslop literalwhos over iconic waifus like Sabrina, Clair, Lucy, Cynthia etc. Really i think you've got the worst pokewaifu tastes i've ever seen, congratulations
>Iris
ugly monkey
>Acerola, e-girl Mina,the hoenn gym leader hapu the ultra squad prostitute
literally who's
>Caitlin
irrelevant prostitute this board likes to circle jerk because is a cynthia adyacent
Tbh I just like all the protags
may, lillie, shauna, chicken, and ultra recon girl form an adventuring party to explore... uh... does a google... explore borrius.
Frick you the twins are a 2-for-1 deal
Acerola is the only one I need. Next Anon gets my extra 16 points. o7
Since ni ne else is claiming it, I'll steal it
The spirit of giving.
>not a single man
Keep the points.
Gays not welcome
i'm splitting 10/10 iris/caitlin
gibs me unova hebes
and hairjobs
>hairjobs
genuine question; How.
uhm...well...you see...
Still confused.
well normally they'd wrap your dick in their hand then give you a handjob. Since Caitlin is psychic, she can probably move her hair without needing her hand
Ooooooooooh
That's fair. You get that shit, king.
>in their hand then give you a handjob
*in their hair
Spoilers?
I'll take 5 eevee-kids
May, Dawn, Lillie, and Iris.
Happiness.
20 on misty please
Remember you're traveling with these girls for years on end with basically no supervision.
Any attempt at dodging responsibility for your actions will result in Arceus sending you under the map forever.
Melony Is the only Pokegirl i truly care about and would give all 20 points to
Mina, Shauna, Selene, Iris, and Lillie
This chart is heavily weighted in favor of the 4th row. I could literally spend all of my points there and have a full harem of 10/10s.
That's the secret anon, everyone picks whom they want so to them it's all full of 10/10s.
I have simple desires.
I bequeath my extra point to the next poster.
I'd steal this point to, but IDGAS about Mina
you don't have to pick Mina, she brings me to 19
spend your 20+1 pts whoever you wish my friend, on me
I already took 16 points and only have Mina left in the 1 point row
Oh I see, I didn't read the thread. Carry on.
I spend all my points on OG May and then donate the rest to charity.
Got any adults, Jeff?
there was a version with adults on it before, but I didn't save it
Half of those girls are children, anon. Do you mind showing us what's on your hard drive?
half?
Here, perfect place to sweep Iris off her feet with some basic human compassion instead of staring ahead like a sociopath.
The entire Senran Kagura series except Peach Ball and Reflexions since I got those on Switch.
OP is moronic. He set the oldest on the top, I saved a lot of points avoiding them. Underestimated the brown e-girls and fixed the price too low for the blue e-girl, garterbelt sexy suit girl and the twins.
>No Poppy on the list to make the game ever harder
This is not a challenge at all.
By the way, I know that Elaine looks older in-game, but her official artwork looks even more uuuuuoooooohhhhhh. I can't discard Bonnie after all those doujins she has which I've enjoyed reading and Pokekid is too sexy to be not taken home. I'm quite proud of my picks. Ojisan is eating well this night.
Franchise saved.
Where is the option where I can split my points between Lucy and Carmine
>No Nemona
>No Cynthia
>No Claire
>No Karen
>No Carmine
>No Hilda
>No Rosa
kys OP!
>why doesn't this list of e-girls have characters who aren't e-girls?
Gee I wonder why
I’m counting 4 non e-girls in that chart
Serena. Maybe Hapu if you believe she's just a midget. Who else
Caitlin and Mina probably.
I also always saw hapu as a midget so I think that's all of them.
It's clearly their Pt and LGPE versions though. Just because they have adult versions doesn't change that
???
Neither of them were in those games.
Caitlin was a Frontier Brain in Platinum and Mina was a random cameo in LGPE
Wild.
I guess that other anon probably didn't know that either since I don't see any other way to get 4.
Hapu is a child but May, Dawn, and Caitlin aren’t e-girls but teens
>Spanish
>overvalued
>too b***hy
>she's talking to the manager
>Spanish
>animalfricker
>actually a glaring onmission
I think that should cover it
Listen anon, being Iberian is three red flags.
>Girl from a Japanese region and schools in America
>Spanish
Everyone from SV has the Iberian tag; im sorry anon but that's terminal.
Dawn, Lillie, Serena, and Iris
Shauna, May, Serena, Dawn, Yellow
In that order
>all of those e-girls at discount prices
what a deal!
Anon, they are all 10
Points? In this economy?
Inflation is a b***h.
Lillie, Dawn, Iris, Shauna, Yellow
If we're counting all versions of the character, then replace Iris, Shauna and Yellow with game Serena and ORAS May.
I'll take Green
This thread is a pedophile nest
So what you're saying is you're donating all 20 points then?
It's pretty unnerving honestly
I'll take May, Dawn, Chicken..... and I guess Iris and e-girl Mina.
What are you doing with these girls anyways?
sexo
e-girldom harem
Lana, Harper, Sarah and their mom and I'm golden
May, Dawn, Iris, Selene, Mina
Boom, easy
May, Lillie, Acerola, Lana, and Zossie
Dawn, Iris, Lillie, Lana, Mimo
A Palworld thread died for this
thank the lord
Does Palworld have hot hebes?
Yeah, I thought so. Call me when they mod all the Pals into the various Pokemon girls.
>Does Palworld have hot hebes?
Imagine talking like this irl
Palbros would never because we're not manbaby homosexuals with brain parasites
>Palworld does not have hot hebes
Sad!
>Sad!
Look in the mirror, bro
I have hot hebes; couldn't be happier.
>Look at me supporting the nushit zoom zoom trend to spite le mean voices in my head!
>Heh, clearly my ragebait flamewar threads are clearly superior to these brain parasite coomers.
>It's not like a thread where you get to relieve yourself is better than my boring flamebait thread full of angry people for no reason because I want attention I don't get from my parents
>Heh, I talked down to a guy on 4chins who I will never interact with in my entire life, I am so cool! Maybe my groomer on discord might let me hang with his fellow groom- erm I mean cool edgelord friends!
You couldn't be more mentally 16. Find a personality, find a dad.
Who are you quoting? You are literally propping up a caricature, and imaginary person, to get mad at. Deranged moron.
I am not propping up a caricature, moreso a rapid fire of most likely accurate assumptions about you based on how you talk on this website of all places.
>moreso a rapid fire of most likely accurate assumptions about you
So a caricature, thanks for the concession. Yet another diaper homosexual slam dunked in the battleground of ideas.
>Haha! I win! Maybe my edgy thinly veiled cult leader will approve! Lemme screenshot and send it to him on his shill server.
Don't you have to scroll through twerking black men videos that your discord groomer buddies send you to try to groom you into being homosexual under the guise of comedic ironic shock value?
It's actually impressive how you're effectively inventing a false reality in real time about me as a coping mechanism to deal with me calling you mean words on the internet.
Here, let me try it with you:
>Haha! I'm a moronic baby homosexual who eats shit while playing bad video games! I get off to children because I am developmentally stunted!!! Now let me get back to destroying my rectum with horse dildos while rubbing my nipples to delicious hebes!!
^ That's you + Palworld won
Thing is, I don't even hate palword, I just find the fandom to be equally as insufferable as the Pokemon fandom. You truly are the opposite side of the same coin. You're so insufferable that even coomers are more of a joy to be around than yourself. That alone speaks volumes about you. Yeah most coomers are losers, but at least they're having fun and at least they post good enjoyable fap material. You just like to post flamebait for empty attention. I am taking coomers over you shills any day. If palworld is so great, then you don't need to shill it. Not saying the Pokemon fandom is any better though.
Not going to read any of this, so here's another glimpse into the life of you:
>*PPPFFTBBRRRRAAAPPP* Looks like I just birthed another stinkey in my diapey again ... but what if this was actually Marnie's stinkey diapey? thats SO hot i gotta **snifffffff* MMMMMmmmm i gotta rub myself to this!!
>DURRR I am moronic and illiterate!
>I am not even going to disprove his point because requires me having literacy beyond a second grader!
Telling me everything I need to know about you.
Lana five times
Nobody cares your literally waifushit and Palworld show it, not shitty objectmons and not shitty forced human characters
Palworld has mesugakimons and two bratty teen girl as bosses.
>mesugakimons
I know of 1
>two bratty teen girl
post em
Dazzi and Lyleen.
Plant girl and punk girl.
I tried my hand at making a Pokemon version. Top 4 rows were just ones that feel like they could hit that same energy as a e-girl based on their numbers on rule34's hottest pokemon poll. Bottom was just the first ones I thought of that weren't in their top 100
Pokefricking is the coping mechanism for those whom could not score a hot hebe.
> pokefricking is the haven for all those who aren't pedophiles
ftfy
I choose Scorbunny, Alcremie, Roselia, Brionne, Steenee, Vulpix, Fennekin and finally Ralts
Then I train them until they've all evolved
That Sneasel is a boy.
>ralts and kirlia
Do we not get the chance to evolve them? There's no reason to ever pick kirlia if we can.
Same with Fennekin too. I was thinking about making that stipulation and probably should've
FRICKING FINALLY,
A LIST TO CHOOSE FROM.
I'm going to choose based on their final evos, because I don't like children:
Gardevoir(5)
Meloetta(5)
either Mawile(5) or Ninetales(4); either form for the fox works for me.
Alcremie(4) or Weavile(4) (Sneasler is ugly as shit)
either Tsareena(1) or Nidoqueen(1), if not both. forgoing the vore machine Mawile would be tough, but it would score me some epic double-trouble. besides, I'll bet Mommy NidoQueen has quite the maw, too. might even be able to vore me, with how big she is....
>with how big she is
Bro she's smaller than you. That b***h is like 4 feet tall.
WHERE'S BUNEARY YOU FRICKING Black person
bump
how'd I think of Nidoran before Buneary
Braixen
Kirlia
Alcremie
Roselia
Purrloin
Steenee
You missed Hattrem you fricking furry moron
>best ones are the cheapest
Who is making these
/V/.
>Literally only 1 girl on the entire list is even in the top 20 pokegirls
>she's 1 point
Shit thread, OP.
> humans instead of pokemon
> not even a gardevoir
keep your shitty trash. I have better things to spend my Rupees on.
Sar! Do not redeem sar!
Top row without Lillie
i pick all the ones with huge boobs and wont touch them until they are 21
>no Jessie
>no Cheryl
>no Hex
>no Whitney
>no Drasna
>no Melony
>no Skyla
>no Karla
>no Candice
I will pass everyone in that picture.
Bonuses idea:
Lana, Harper, Sarah — their mom is thrown in as a bonus.
Lana, Lillie — Mallow.
Iris, Shauna, Hapu, Momo — Olivia.
Dawn, May, Serena, Iris — Marnie.
Lillie, Yellow, Eve — Lusamine.
Lana, Harper, Momo — your choice of Delia or Red's mom.
May is the best
Hot Hebes!