>in need of resources, anon created a base to build his army
thanks narrator, I know
>the enemy attacked and anon's forces were weakened
Yes, I know narrator, shut up now
>anon upgraded his units and prepared for another attack
Shut up narrator, stop narrating my game as if I have no choice and make no decisions for myself
>anon bravely sieged the enemy base
SHUT THE FRICK UP YOUR STUPID c**t
Frick you Relic for ruining the series.
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Not only it's the cringiest shit but the narrator is bored out of her mind talking about this.
It's also a fricking travesty how they had the same narrator for all campaigns and didn't even bother to change civ colors either, you're always blue on the right side of history.
woah they narrate a tutorial in the early missions, first game to ever do that. Maybe try a later mission or different campaign? The storytelling was a highlight and maybe the only RTS campaign I completed since Warcraft 3. You're b***hing for the sake of b***hing
>being blue colored in an RTS game = being on the right side of history (??????)
I want you to reflect on how fricking stupid you sound
>you're stupid for finding it stupid how the game has the same narrator and same civ color for all factions.
AoE4 shills are beyond belief.
no, you're just moronic. blue is THE player color in quite a few rts games, including age of- games.
the stupid comment was obviously for the comment saying they were colored blue because blue is the color of good...
I said you were b***hing for the sake of b***hing which you are. Go b***h at AoE 2 or 3 for the same exact form of narration you tard.
And every nation is the same color? No you can change them, proves you probably haven't even played since launch
Why would anyone play this piece of shit after launch? There's 0 redeeming qualities and being illiterate doesn't mean the game is good.
Thanks for confirming my whole point that you have no idea what you're talking about, lol.
>"The game is so bad, everything I know and have said about it is wrong, but it's bad! I don't like narrators even though that's been a staple of the series"
>implying the aoe2 narrators were ever as bad as this
You know /vst/ is filled with third worlders right? Nobody here is gonna actually buy the game. Who are you shilling to?
what makes the AoE2 narrators better lmao? Your one single point now is that the game has a narrator but you can't specify a single detail why it's worse.
You're just some dumb fricking incel that heard a women's voice and cried
I also love how you keep moving the goal post and when I call you out on it you move it again and don't even reply to the post pointing out why you're wrong
the Sultans Ascend campaigns are, luckily, not like that, and are actually fun. It's a shame it took them so long to make a new direction
Idc about campaigns
AoE4 launch and anniversary version is simultaneously the most woke (female khan and malian scouts and soldiers) but also the most eurocentric (literally no non-european campaign other than the khan campaign which is about attacking europe) AoE sp/campaign experience in the whole series. If the autistic buggers that play it just went back to aoe3, aom, aoeo they might not be dead games because frick they're way better games.
>AoE4
>woke
you homosexuals need to put that word on anything when you can't find an actual argument. There isn't a god damn thing woke about it and I'd love to hear you tell me how it is. Or are you that triggered there's a female narrator?
female scouts and soldiers for mongols and malians
I said it in the initial comment you braindead lefty frick
>malian scouts and soldiers
Mali is, again, being used as a stand-in for all of West Africa, riding on the Dahomean movie.
I am a different person, but the fact that you think I am the same guy proves your schizophrenia. I will not reply further, doubleposter.
prove it then, take a screencap or I call bullshit
it also wouldn't change the fact that you (or whoever) can't refute my points
Seriously though, get annihilated homosexual. Couldn't argue a single point until you actually said "n-not me!! I swear!!"
Relic fanboys are insufferable paypigs