maybe 30sum yo hags, most 21yos like Tifa or 23yos like Aerith love an ottermode cute face dude
There's something... wrong, with his proportions. Maybe it's the hair that makes his head look too big, or too tall or something?
I can't quite put my finger on what exactly it is, but something looks uncanny.
its the neck, its too thin for his musculature, but the rest of the physique looks normal, a bit of a short chest but he has an 8 pack so it fits
>and I say this as someone not attracted to women so you know I'm right
that doesn't make sense. gays and women always have poor taste in women and like the fashion model type
There's something... wrong, with his proportions. Maybe it's the hair that makes his head look too big, or too tall or something?
I can't quite put my finger on what exactly it is, but something looks uncanny.
Whats better for a manlet to be buff or to be skinny so he can be the teen dream boy of based pedophilic white women? Im guessing somewhat skinny pedo women are pretty based, i can only imagine the sex.
Dehaan is taller than Cloud. Cloud is unironically so short he can't even get away with a typical teen star body, like KJ Apa. At best he could be like Dylan Sprayberry, who is the same height.
>anime prettyboy head stuck on Hollywood actor body
Looks really weird for some reason. It's like when people draw hyper realistic bodies but then slap a featureless anime face on it, just activates my autism super hard.
>why is he wearing underwear beneath his swimsuit?
I think this is an anime thing. The girls do it too, pic related. I speculate it's because most people consider lingerie sexy, and the best combination of beach-tier-semi-nudity and lingerie is to wear both?
And when has inconvenience ever stopped women from exploiting sex-appeal?
The concept of wearing a thong at all is, to most women, pretty uncomfortable, but they do it anyway because it looks hot.
What exact fetish do you have to have in order to date a midget?
Like I get women wanting tall men, and men wanting short women and that there must exist some natural opposite to that, but you have to have some specific fetish to exclusively look for the shortest people you can possibly find to date.
Like when normal-sized people date dwarfs. That has to be a fetish thing somehow.
and Cloud is supposedly a guy on super soldier serum steroids called mako and also jenova eldrich alien cells and he is still a twink SOLDIER, he is more the cadet sailor at the washing rooms that every other real SOLDIER takes turns with plowing his ass pushing his shit back in with their wieners.
easily lol, if you follow a correct weight lifting theory like mike mentzers you should get this in a month or two assuming you are skinny to begin with.
post yourself, fatty
Women love hairy men
maybe 30sum yo hags, most 21yos like Tifa or 23yos like Aerith love an ottermode cute face dude
its the neck, its too thin for his musculature, but the rest of the physique looks normal, a bit of a short chest but he has an 8 pack so it fits
No they don't.
>t werewolf
Me IRL
no need to brag
Christ that body looks moronic. Just take Francisco Lachowski's body or something if you can't make a proper torso you stupid nips.
As an unironic homosexual, hot af, thanks OP.
by the way Tifa is better, and I say this as someone not attracted to women so you know I'm right
>and I say this as someone not attracted to women so you know I'm right
that doesn't make sense. gays and women always have poor taste in women and like the fashion model type
in this case you're right tho
There's something... wrong, with his proportions. Maybe it's the hair that makes his head look too big, or too tall or something?
I can't quite put my finger on what exactly it is, but something looks uncanny.
He's a 5'7" manlet that they're trying to make slim and buff at the same time, so his anatomy is just fricked in general.
Whats better for a manlet to be buff or to be skinny so he can be the teen dream boy of based pedophilic white women? Im guessing somewhat skinny pedo women are pretty based, i can only imagine the sex.
Dehaan is taller than Cloud. Cloud is unironically so short he can't even get away with a typical teen star body, like KJ Apa. At best he could be like Dylan Sprayberry, who is the same height.
Something about his mid to lower torse area.
He's short. They don't look human to most people.
his stomach is very long
>anime prettyboy head stuck on Hollywood actor body
Looks really weird for some reason. It's like when people draw hyper realistic bodies but then slap a featureless anime face on it, just activates my autism super hard.
why are his pecks so high up? why is he wearing underwear beneath his swimsuit? why don't his nipples have the green mako glow?
>why is he wearing underwear beneath his swimsuit?
I think this is an anime thing. The girls do it too, pic related. I speculate it's because most people consider lingerie sexy, and the best combination of beach-tier-semi-nudity and lingerie is to wear both?
Looks insanely inconvenient.
And when has inconvenience ever stopped women from exploiting sex-appeal?
The concept of wearing a thong at all is, to most women, pretty uncomfortable, but they do it anyway because it looks hot.
>The concept of wearing a thong at all is, to most women
To anyone. Why would you want something between your buttcheeks?
are animus nevernudes?
What's weird is that it actually kinda works.
>pic related
Thats not wearing underwear under a swimsuit.
Its a 2 layered swimsuit,
Not even a JP only thing, fairly common.
If you see one taken off they are actually only a single thing.
I'm married and never seen one ever
They are "fashion" and not really for the beach
If you go to clubs or college pool parties you will see a ton of them
Wtf he has popeye arms in the original
I have a feeling that this cloud guy is actually shorter than me and I'm a 170 cm chad
So does ReAids Cloud still suffer from Mako poisoning?
he has like three extra vertebrae or something. he's all torso like a snek.
Manlet bros, its our time.
What exact fetish do you have to have in order to date a midget?
Like I get women wanting tall men, and men wanting short women and that there must exist some natural opposite to that, but you have to have some specific fetish to exclusively look for the shortest people you can possibly find to date.
Like when normal-sized people date dwarfs. That has to be a fetish thing somehow.
Money.
Women don't have standards when money enters the equation especially disciplined asiatics
Genetics.
I have that exact body
I still need to lose another 15 before I look like that. Hopefully I'll look like that when I come back to the US this summer.
he needs bigger shoulders and his upper body should be a little wider, he looks too narrow
and Cloud is supposedly a guy on super soldier serum steroids called mako and also jenova eldrich alien cells and he is still a twink SOLDIER, he is more the cadet sailor at the washing rooms that every other real SOLDIER takes turns with plowing his ass pushing his shit back in with their wieners.
Fingolian to be more specific
Lmfao cope. Maximilian looking ass
>Maximilian fan be like
Idk
damn I want him to suck my wiener
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Nice gains. Mirin
long Cloud is longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
He's under 6' he's not long.
Buck status: Broken
Is this even achievable natty?
His massive delts and traps scream roids
i have bigger traps than kuraudo and i'm nothing special
ss+gomad
easily lol, if you follow a correct weight lifting theory like mike mentzers you should get this in a month or two assuming you are skinny to begin with.
I need Cloud's wiener
Why him and tifa have the same face
arr rook same