It's funny how axewound trannies don't understand that men only frick trannies because it's a woman with a dick. They cut off the thing that makes them desired/unique.
Not to mention that the only thing that makes them want to cut their dick off is israeli grooming that leverages their masturbation addiction, so then they cut their dick off and can't jack off anymore and fricking kill themselves, which is of course the entire reason israelites did it to them in the first place.
There will be a time when history looks back on this time and goes "holy shit these israelites were horrible".
they specifically made it an axe wound troony thats voiced by a real woman because of how it ties in to topical events. a cyber troony might as well be magic and therefore unrelatable
>in a world where basically anyone with a chip and some basic hardware can change any cyberware you have >in a world you can change any physical appearance whatsoever >in a world where you can put mantis blades in your arms >SOMEHOW trans movement is still a thing
I dont care about muh trans rights representation or whatever but cyberpunk is the game they choose to put this shit in...
what a colossal disaster
it's also pretty much the worst side quest in the game
shitty boring races with a pointless conclusion
at least you can make the troon cry at the end and watch it seeth in its powerlessness
Simple - juxtaposition. My V is wholesomely moronic Nomad redneck. He has 4 intelligence. Yet he is straight and is a man of principles and is a surprisingly moral guy. The fact the he looks like a blonde gay cyberangel only adds to the experience, in my opinion.
Meh. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. I prefer to use shotguns, they're always satisfying. I only brandish my fists when I need someone alive, or when I want to obliterate someone into bits. Because melee blunt build is absolutely broken.
I'll have to give it a try once i finish this run. I tried doing fists only originally, before 2.0. Does fisting feel good?
It feels amazing when you punch mechs, robots, cars and drones to pieces. Also install that cyberware that adds +damage to mechanical enemies. It's very funny that tougher enemies walk off direct hits from power fricking shotguns, yet crumble to dust in a couple of fist punches.
We tend that to have frick sessions that last an hour, sometimes we even hit 4. I can cum 3 or 4 times easily and fill her up completely while she seemingly endlessly drips and cum all over the place. I put toys in her ass during breaks, just to keep her ready. I make her wear a collar to and have her bark for me.
Yesterday the b***h woke me up in the middle of the night by playing with my dick and sucking with her wet pre-cum stained wiener against my leg, blow a massive load in her mouth and she swallowed it all telling me how delicious it tasted. I was dead tired afterwards but she wanted to cum too, so she sneakily played with herself as if I wouldn't notice, so just grabbed her cute wiener telling how much of a bawd she is and pressed my armpits against her nose. b***h came in seconds all over herself.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>and sucking with her wet pre-cum stained wiener against my leg,
I mean pressing, whatever.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>and sucking with her wet pre-cum stained wiener against my leg,
I mean pressing, whatever.
Sounds hot. You are a lucky son of a gun.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks anon, I'm aware of that.
8 months ago
Anonymous
How can I get a hot trans gf, anon?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks anon, I'm aware of that.
How can I get a hot trans gf, anon?
>israelite groomer starts talking to himself
disgusting
>PLEASE tell me you can choose what texts to send in this game.
You can >I'm not going to play as some gaylord who uses reddit speak and emoticons.
You will 🙂
Romancing Pam is the cringiest bullshit because it's not romancing, it's texting like a highschooler
She won't serve me any drinks in the Afterlife after I won the race instead of helping her kill the guy. Not interested in getting a truck with a freak flag
Supposedly there's a way to get her to spare the other guy but it requires some really particular dialog options, then you get his car instead of the truck.
Honestly if I wasn't going for Level 50 I would've skipped the questline entirely, driving in this game is kind of dogshit and I feel like it's one of those ones where you're fricked either way because no matter what you do Claire ends up being miserable. >Assume that winning the race is what her deceased husband would've wanted >"FRICK YOU, V I SAID WE NEEDED REVENGE"
>Finish the job as intended >"Frick V, this sucks I hate racing now take my truck"
you can get both the car and the truck if you do the following >chase down the Corpo racer after he pulls out of the race and crashes >follow Claire when she goes after him to kill him >talk Claire out of it, by getting the dude to admit he never killed anyone on purpose in a race
after that, Claire gives you the troony truck, a few days later the Corpo dude gives you his souped up Quadra after it gets repaired as thanks
>Assume that winning the race is what her deceased husband would've wanted
If Dean really was the incredible husband that Claire described him as, he would be appalled at how Claire began behaving after their no rules death races went south
I never did those missions because I don't want to talk to a troon, look at a troon or god forbid be "friends" with a troon. Not even a fictional one.
My tolerance for their nonsense is less than 0, so I won't even entertain the delusions of a fictional troon.
Which is why she shouldn't even mention it. I'm 90% she wasn't originally written to be trans, but they wanted to score points with leftists, so they picked a female character and made them trans.
Claire won't get cybernetics, but she'll chop off her dick and take hormones. Not very convincing.
>Claire won't get cybernetics, but she'll chop off her dick and take hormones. Not very convincing.
it makes sense to me. the only troony in the game is mentally unstable. reminder that shes the bad guy in her own side mission.
I mean, to be honest, Claire refusing to use any kind of implants or cybernetics would be the only way to justify someone trooning out via HRT and shit in 2077's world.
You can pretty much just by a whole new body and stick your brain in it if you were open to using implants and shit otherwise.
>You can pretty much just by a whole new body and stick your brain in it
no you cant. thats cyberpunk's whole thing. that you cant just replace your whole body with cybernetics. adam smasher is supposed to be the one freak anomaly that could because he was already an extremely detached sociopath and had no other choice.
Lizzy Wizzy did exactly that though, and she took it to a new extreme because her new body is all metal and shit
V explicitly can't get a new body because V's brain is linked to the Relic
i actually forgot about her. but again, its implied shes insane. cyberpsychosis is a real thing, even though the side missions try to paint it as a mental health crisis. going full cyber will make you fricking crazy, and the only people open to it are already fricking crazy.
>ignore it during the final race and win >it starts having a meltdown >tell it I never cared about its vendetta and only cared about winning the race >every time I walk into Afterlife it refuses to serve me drinks and tells me to frick off
How long until Rogue fires that fat c**t for not serving the best merc in town?
I love how absolutely fricking deranged CDPR made the troony. His """logic""" is nonexistent for why he's so assmad that his gay husband died when he knowingly signed up for a fricking death race.
it come on, my V is a fricking Nomad
any race he enters he is going to try and win, its in his blood
those Nomads probably worship Dale Earnhardt as some kind of God for fricks sakes
Also the second Johnny took control of her body during that one mission, he would've groped her breasts and fingered her. He did neither of those. Immersion ruined.
every time i reopen this thread theres someone thats never played the game
see
>You can pretty much just by a whole new body and stick your brain in it
no you cant. thats cyberpunk's whole thing. that you cant just replace your whole body with cybernetics. adam smasher is supposed to be the one freak anomaly that could because he was already an extremely detached sociopath and had no other choice.
lol must have been imagining the part where you can swap your genital and change your face at a ripperdoc. or the whole side quest about the husband who finds out his wife got total plastic surgery and he never knew what she really looked like. "claire" is just more troony meddling from esg projeckt red, like the troon animator whose face was used for keira metz in tw3.
because it isn't about men and women it's about inversion, if people can really become whatever sex they want then it isn't evil to invert men and women anymore and israelites lose interest, because the goal was to do evil. It's the same reason why israelites will spend billions of dollars promoting abortion but get furious anytime someone advocates other alternatives that don't involve murder. the goal is getting mothers to pay to have their own children killed because it's the most evil thing they can do.
used to use comrades hammer, tiny mike's precision rifle, hypercritical, and a really fast charging satara from one of the badlands cyberpsychos. since the 2.0 update now i just use a katana and i think its the most op shit in the game.
my homie it was cringe the second that fat homosexual mexican starts talking to you
Do not talk bad about my homie jackie
Wait WHAT she is trans??
>she
Frick now i feel disgusted
Not only "she" is trans, in the setting where you can change evrything and unlike irl actually become a woman, claire is good old axewound troony.
It's funny how axewound trannies don't understand that men only frick trannies because it's a woman with a dick. They cut off the thing that makes them desired/unique.
Not to mention that the only thing that makes them want to cut their dick off is israeli grooming that leverages their masturbation addiction, so then they cut their dick off and can't jack off anymore and fricking kill themselves, which is of course the entire reason israelites did it to them in the first place.
There will be a time when history looks back on this time and goes "holy shit these israelites were horrible".
they specifically made it an axe wound troony thats voiced by a real woman because of how it ties in to topical events. a cyber troony might as well be magic and therefore unrelatable
>Wait WHAT she is trans??
They talk about it in one of the later quests. During those races.
Or you could just listen to her voice which is a dead giveaway
>Or you could just listen to her voice which is a dead giveaway
trannies wish they could sound as feminine as a husky 40 year old woman.
Wasn't the flag a dead give away?
Dude, "she" looks like daisy taylor. I guess i cant call you a homosexual if you dont know who that is
the VA is a troony so yeah
lel
>I'm trans, btw
It was neither relevant nor necessary.
Is it ever?
BRB, I'm going to kill him in my run now.
cute and wholesome
I saw the truck in his/her/its garage and noped the frick outta there. Driving was ass anyway
Why is there an exclamation mark in the middle of the flag?
>in a world where basically anyone with a chip and some basic hardware can change any cyberware you have
>in a world you can change any physical appearance whatsoever
>in a world where you can put mantis blades in your arms
>SOMEHOW trans movement is still a thing
I dont care about muh trans rights representation or whatever but cyberpunk is the game they choose to put this shit in...
what a colossal disaster
it's also pretty much the worst side quest in the game
shitty boring races with a pointless conclusion
at least you can make the troon cry at the end and watch it seeth in its powerlessness
thank god that shit can be modded out
CURRENT DAY REEEEEEEE
ok groomer
>not absolutely hating the present
homosexual
As if I needed more reasons to not buy cybershit 2077.
post Vs
I can't mine only ever goes topless
Body/Tech Nomad V
Mostly Blunt Weapons and Gorilla Arms
Romace Panam of course
Face behind the mask.
he and I are both straight btw
ewwwww
>straight
Then why do you look like this lmao
Simple - juxtaposition. My V is wholesomely moronic Nomad redneck. He has 4 intelligence. Yet he is straight and is a man of principles and is a surprisingly moral guy. The fact the he looks like a blonde gay cyberangel only adds to the experience, in my opinion.
Based
Gay
Based
Based
What did anon mean by this?
On my way to procure more neo-crack.
pistol smg katana
or switching to a sniper rifle / katana when i feel like it
she looks like she fricks voodoo boys
Well about that
Mantis blades are incredibly fun.
I find fist melee fricking satisfying
I'll have to give it a try once i finish this run. I tried doing fists only originally, before 2.0. Does fisting feel good?
Yeah get the gorilla arms with some effects on it
Enemies reaction to your hard hits is pretty fun
I'll give it a shot next run, cheers for letting me know anon-kun. Are you using sandevistan or beserk? or something else.
Nothing yet but i was thinking about sandevistan because blades
Although both sound sweet for fists
Berserk is overpowered. Pretty much no boss can survive a round of high tier berserk on a body gorilla arms V
Meh. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. I prefer to use shotguns, they're always satisfying. I only brandish my fists when I need someone alive, or when I want to obliterate someone into bits. Because melee blunt build is absolutely broken.
It feels amazing when you punch mechs, robots, cars and drones to pieces. Also install that cyberware that adds +damage to mechanical enemies. It's very funny that tougher enemies walk off direct hits from power fricking shotguns, yet crumble to dust in a couple of fist punches.
I find nippleless breasts hot for some reason
>wakako katana
>throwing knives
>sandevistan
>mod to change her voice to japanese one but keep everything else english
Yep it's gaming time
>Yep it's gaming time
More like Gay-Ming huh?
Okay
WTF
what?
I'm into hot girls who wear cute dorky glasses
that is without a doubt, a guy
You're trying to bait people into posting pussy pics on a blue board. Nice effort tho.
wtf?
incredibly vased
Sure why not?
I mostly use 1, 4 and 5. Don't even know what I was thinking with 3.
Also rate my outfits, Ganker
I live for the sleaze
Nomads ww@
I gave her a little jacket so she doesn't get too cold.
>her
Where did you get that jacket?
rate
mouth mask is a bit too much but otherwise decent
incredibly closet gay and tasteless
I tried pretty hard to make V look like an actual merc and not a flamboyant douche.
Good job, you made him look like a flamboyant douche
I will blame that on the very limited clothing options then.
My toon is now wearing a leather jacket but here is some tank-top rep.
literally me
FRICK "tacticool"
FRICK "females"
YES to Rockerboys
😛
8::::::::::::D
Is this how troons ackshually write?
BETTER NOT BE
Polish troons, yes.
This means my friend is dating a troon.
You WANT to frick
I'm a chaser, so yes.
if you wouldnt let this b***h gag on your dick until she teared up, you're gay tbh
Well my gf is trans lmao.
Is she a hot anal bawd?
Of course. I blow her back out whenever I can.
Sounds beyond based.
Please tell me more.
We tend that to have frick sessions that last an hour, sometimes we even hit 4. I can cum 3 or 4 times easily and fill her up completely while she seemingly endlessly drips and cum all over the place. I put toys in her ass during breaks, just to keep her ready. I make her wear a collar to and have her bark for me.
Yesterday the b***h woke me up in the middle of the night by playing with my dick and sucking with her wet pre-cum stained wiener against my leg, blow a massive load in her mouth and she swallowed it all telling me how delicious it tasted. I was dead tired afterwards but she wanted to cum too, so she sneakily played with herself as if I wouldn't notice, so just grabbed her cute wiener telling how much of a bawd she is and pressed my armpits against her nose. b***h came in seconds all over herself.
>and sucking with her wet pre-cum stained wiener against my leg,
I mean pressing, whatever.
Sounds hot. You are a lucky son of a gun.
Thanks anon, I'm aware of that.
How can I get a hot trans gf, anon?
>israelite groomer starts talking to himself
disgusting
Yeah, relax buddy.
ok groomer
Disgusting. Enjoy your shit dick.
PLEASE tell me you can choose what texts to send in this game. I'm not going to play as some gaylord who uses reddit speak and emoticons.
>PLEASE tell me you can choose what texts to send in this game.
You can
>I'm not going to play as some gaylord who uses reddit speak and emoticons.
You will 🙂
Romancing Pam is the cringiest bullshit because it's not romancing, it's texting like a highschooler
>Romancing Pam is the cringiest bullshit because it's not romancing, it's texting like a highschooler
uhm pam actually texts like a grown up
V sure as shit dont
she does but not with claire
Shes cute and autistic
What's his character?
This is the new no man sky I was telling you about!
She won't serve me any drinks in the Afterlife after I won the race instead of helping her kill the guy. Not interested in getting a truck with a freak flag
says the freak
Supposedly there's a way to get her to spare the other guy but it requires some really particular dialog options, then you get his car instead of the truck.
Honestly if I wasn't going for Level 50 I would've skipped the questline entirely, driving in this game is kind of dogshit and I feel like it's one of those ones where you're fricked either way because no matter what you do Claire ends up being miserable.
>Assume that winning the race is what her deceased husband would've wanted
>"FRICK YOU, V I SAID WE NEEDED REVENGE"
>Finish the job as intended
>"Frick V, this sucks I hate racing now take my truck"
you can get both the car and the truck if you do the following
>chase down the Corpo racer after he pulls out of the race and crashes
>follow Claire when she goes after him to kill him
>talk Claire out of it, by getting the dude to admit he never killed anyone on purpose in a race
after that, Claire gives you the troony truck, a few days later the Corpo dude gives you his souped up Quadra after it gets repaired as thanks
>Assume that winning the race is what her deceased husband would've wanted
If Dean really was the incredible husband that Claire described him as, he would be appalled at how Claire began behaving after their no rules death races went south
CORPO ARPAMTENT
I never did those missions because I don't want to talk to a troon, look at a troon or god forbid be "friends" with a troon. Not even a fictional one.
My tolerance for their nonsense is less than 0, so I won't even entertain the delusions of a fictional troon.
>Emoticons
SOVL
Wait what? Claire is a troony? Huh, never noticed honestly.
Which is why she shouldn't even mention it. I'm 90% she wasn't originally written to be trans, but they wanted to score points with leftists, so they picked a female character and made them trans.
Claire won't get cybernetics, but she'll chop off her dick and take hormones. Not very convincing.
>Claire won't get cybernetics, but she'll chop off her dick and take hormones. Not very convincing.
it makes sense to me. the only troony in the game is mentally unstable. reminder that shes the bad guy in her own side mission.
>made them trans
Made HER a troon.
Why the frick would you refer to someone you insinuante was always a woman as "them"?
I think the mind rot has gotten you without you even realizing it.
"Character" kind of objectified it. In that context, they are more entity than person to my mind, but "it" was too dehumanizing to make sense.
I mean, to be honest, Claire refusing to use any kind of implants or cybernetics would be the only way to justify someone trooning out via HRT and shit in 2077's world.
You can pretty much just by a whole new body and stick your brain in it if you were open to using implants and shit otherwise.
>You can pretty much just by a whole new body and stick your brain in it
no you cant. thats cyberpunk's whole thing. that you cant just replace your whole body with cybernetics. adam smasher is supposed to be the one freak anomaly that could because he was already an extremely detached sociopath and had no other choice.
Lizzy Wizzy did exactly that though, and she took it to a new extreme because her new body is all metal and shit
V explicitly can't get a new body because V's brain is linked to the Relic
i actually forgot about her. but again, its implied shes insane. cyberpsychosis is a real thing, even though the side missions try to paint it as a mental health crisis. going full cyber will make you fricking crazy, and the only people open to it are already fricking crazy.
She literally tells you.
And has a trans flag on her truck
Did you skip all the dialogue?
>she
best buffs:
>sleep in bed
>then shower
>then coffee
glen apartment > rest
Cyberpill me on Theys of Liberty
did it actually fix the game enough that it's playable? I only played it for like 8 hours at launch
who is this again
A dumb c**t.
Wants to take over Clouds brothel. Trys to frick over V and Judy. Learns a lesson (unless you're a submissive homosexual)
why...does she want to take over clouds when we kill the guy who is "in charge" of it?
She wants to replace him while remaining subservient to the Tyger Claws, whereas she was supposed to help it attain independence.
because she actually has a decent amount of pull with the Tyger Claws, to the point were they would back her up if she took over.
but i mean the whole evelyn situation already happened?
Woodman is just a floor manager.
The real executive is some asian guy.
It's Judy that learns the lesson, that dumb c**t. Maiko did nothing wrong.
>tyger claw egomaniacs fly in a detachment of thugs from Japan to counterattack after V cleans clouds out
>Judy: Surprised pikachu face
>ignore it during the final race and win
>it starts having a meltdown
>tell it I never cared about its vendetta and only cared about winning the race
>every time I walk into Afterlife it refuses to serve me drinks and tells me to frick off
How long until Rogue fires that fat c**t for not serving the best merc in town?
in 2020 when the game was released this speak was okay and widely used by normies
I love how absolutely fricking deranged CDPR made the troony. His """logic""" is nonexistent for why he's so assmad that his gay husband died when he knowingly signed up for a fricking death race.
just go have a race and dont stop for the kill. it makes the troony butthurt
>GEORGE RUSSELL
>CLAIRE WILLIAMS
>A FRICKING troony
Don't bring R George (who is a real boy) into this!
>loses to bobby orlenhand
>wikipedia reading redditor
ssij mi pałe kurwo jebana puddingowa xDD
Yeah m8, cubical 3 is blocked.
>be so obsessed you remake your thread as soon as it gets 404'd
Kiss Panam butt
Imagine the sex
little pink nipples and areolas are infinitely hotter than moronic shit like that
>get air dash
>infinite dashing
>zooom around
LMAO
>Damn she's hot, let me geta look at her fa-
By all that is holy
double jump or hold jump
Sorry troony, I won't lose the race so you can get your poorly-conceived revenge because I never lose
RADIO:
IDRIS ELBA DJ SET
ALL THE WAY BABY
it come on, my V is a fricking Nomad
any race he enters he is going to try and win, its in his blood
those Nomads probably worship Dale Earnhardt as some kind of God for fricks sakes
FemV is canon, if you think about it. The whole Silverhand thing is like an allegory for pregnancy.
Fem V isn't canon because Johnny would have raped her.
Also the second Johnny took control of her body during that one mission, he would've groped her breasts and fingered her. He did neither of those. Immersion ruined.
You need professional help
True, but so does Johnny.
>he doesn't know
>Fem V isn't canon
fem v is a lot more canon than male
the jacke friendship feels more natural with fem v
got some bad news for you, hermano
WHY DO PISTOLS AND SMGS USE THE SAME AMMO
Pistol Caliber Carbines ring a bell?
SMGs are traditionally pistol caliber irl too
you just blow in from stupid town?
smgs in cyberpunk use rifle ammo not pistol ammo
I just got the a 'point of no return' outside Embers.
Guessing this is a good time to start the DLC?
If you're going to do it, do it.
Once you start Nocturne it's a one way street until you choose the path you're going down.
I started a new game after this latest update but it's still a broken piece of shit that crashes every 60 minutes (PS5)
if you didnt do this in your playthrough you didnt beat the game
>couldn't suck her feminine wiener
shit game
Hmmmm
you dress like an obnoxious old lady
intersting
i'm v
Anyone using the photo mode to take pictures of their own character is a vain prostitute
Did you meet Oshima-san in Konpeki Plaza?
Oshima's BDs are shit
Should I save the DLC for right before I finish the game? I kind of want some of the new iconics for more than an hour of gameplay.
yes
He's an alcoholic ex private eye who thought he made it big when he started working counter inteligence
Why would anyone be an axe-wound troon in a world where you can literally buy a new body?
every time i reopen this thread theres someone thats never played the game
see
lol must have been imagining the part where you can swap your genital and change your face at a ripperdoc. or the whole side quest about the husband who finds out his wife got total plastic surgery and he never knew what she really looked like. "claire" is just more troony meddling from esg projeckt red, like the troon animator whose face was used for keira metz in tw3.
because it isn't about men and women it's about inversion, if people can really become whatever sex they want then it isn't evil to invert men and women anymore and israelites lose interest, because the goal was to do evil. It's the same reason why israelites will spend billions of dollars promoting abortion but get furious anytime someone advocates other alternatives that don't involve murder. the goal is getting mothers to pay to have their own children killed because it's the most evil thing they can do.
I want to traverse the blackwall and die to some rogue AI who was built as masturbatory fetish for some weeb.
used to use comrades hammer, tiny mike's precision rifle, hypercritical, and a really fast charging satara from one of the badlands cyberpsychos. since the 2.0 update now i just use a katana and i think its the most op shit in the game.
It’s hilarious how a 20 Reflex V just unironically turns into “Heh, nothing personal, choom” *teleports behind a gonk with a katana*
i killed the Blacks because they didnt tell me the whole truth and were annoying the whole time and i was done being their b***h boy
me too anon me too
That's LITERALLY how I write texts 😛
Not sure how they captured it so well XD
what's the point of using a katana if you have mantis blades? what's the point of guerrilla arms if you have a good baseball bat?
you never ghosted someone before? I never respond to Claire. It's as if she doesn't exist.
>not ignoring the troon
you're the cringe here gay boy
the NUS outfit you get from twitch is the best outfit
don't watch twitch though, just spawn it in with console commands
Game.AddToInventory("Items.Twitch_Drop_Pants", 1)
Game.AddToInventory("Items.Twitch_Drop_Vest", 1)
Game.AddToInventory("Items.Twitch_Drop_Boots", 1)
Game.AddToInventory("Items.Twitch_Drop_Specs",1)
I knew in that moment that Johnny had to mercy kill me for my shame. Also practice what? First race I literally never left 1st.
I deliberately lost the last race 🙂
i ignored her and won the race 🙂
is there a way to make an npc look like v and then have a v on v sex scene