This is why I only play Japanese fantasy games

Why is post-LOTR Western fantasy dialogue so moronic? And how do we make it great again?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This still kinda works for some crude barbarian chick

      This, however, is pure memery, but it's Larian, what do you expect

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if you're selling me a broken former slave fighter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Self insert dialogue.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Self insert
          IN MY RPG!? God why are Ganker tards so fricking dumb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Githyanki? Is this Finnish?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this Finnish?
        I am confused by the question. Ellaborate. T: Pekka.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does that sound anything like Finnish?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you morons this is exactly how people around the tabletop talk, it's not meant to be "immersive"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, it's similar to the tone the D&D movie went for. The party characters are meant emulate the experience of playing the tabletop and speaking like normal people, not everyone has to speak in ye ol English. The npcs sound like they fit the world, but the characters sounding like modern day is totally fair game for D&D.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >speaking like normal people
          People don't speak like that in real life

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you morons this is exactly how people around the tabletop talk, it's not meant to be "immersive"

          I get kicked out of every DnD game for talking like this.

          >I'M A moron THAT DOESN'T LIKE RP OR IMMERSION AND JUST WANT TO MURDERHOBO AND FRICK AROUND ALL TABLETOP RELATED MEDIA SHOULD PANDER TO THIS
          go frick yourself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        another reason D&D players should be shunned

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sucks not having fun friends I guess

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry for not being into IRL ERPing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DnD
            >fun friends

            AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKYS, YOU FRICKING NERD

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And if I wanted a tabletop game perhaps I would seek out the kinds of subhuman cretins able to spew lines like that without feeling the compulsion to gouge their own eyes out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's bad on purpose guys

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's good and true to the experience. You are just seething and moaning basing on moronic head logic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one bought this expecting an exact simulation of the tabletop experience, nor is that in any way desirable. have a nice day already, shill

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's actually exactly the reason I bought it during early access, and it is by far the best adaption of D&D in video game form. I play with my friends and we have a great time. I couldn't give a frick about the opinion of someone who isn't into rpgs of the like.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glad you had fun but its questionable why you are paying a company for an experience you can have with your friend for free (and more fun)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because we love this game too. D&D fans like D&D game, is that really a logical leap? The difference is pretty simple: you can play without a DM.

                Can you play as a full 4 man party in the co-op or is it just two people? How doesthe dialog stuff work? Does the host decide what to say/do during conversations? How about rolls? Sorry for flooding you with questions

                Up to 4 co-op, whoever starts or triggers a convo is making the decisions. You can optionally click to watch each others convos, and can vote on dialogue options as well as buff them mid-convo. Works pretty fluidly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you play as a full 4 man party in the co-op or is it just two people? How doesthe dialog stuff work? Does the host decide what to say/do during conversations? How about rolls? Sorry for flooding you with questions

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, no one sentient did that at any rate

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's bad
          Nobody said that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats literally the topic, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >decide to play a video game home alone because I hate tabletop culture (i.e. reddit and tumblr shit)
        >start the video game
        >the dialogue is tabletop culture
        cool
        cool
        cool
        cool
        yeah cool yeah cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would the in universe characters speak as though they are out of character? that sounds fricking moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so do people in tabletop initiate gay dialogue with each others on every long rest? like "i wanna roll for me raping clyde's character xdd"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically, yes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never played a F.A.T.A.L. campaign

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't, you baiting moron. There is no sex shit in the tabletop because nobody wants to roleplay that with their bros.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get kicked out of every DnD game for talking like this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me and my friends roleplay when we play roleplaying games. Weird!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, it's probably from critical role archives just like warcraft comes from tabletop adventures
        And we all know how dumb and cringe is D&D + Crit role

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/150iAlQ.jpg

        Why is post-LOTR Western fantasy dialogue so moronic? And how do we make it great again?

        >Ganker claims to hate le quirky millenial humor but somehow accepts this shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more tolerable when you can just kill the b***h outright after her first moronic line of dialogue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anyone at my table spoke like that as anything but a joke I would rocks fall everyone dies them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do DnD players really meet up and erp with eachother and make their characters bang?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          Cause sex is good

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to have sex with my friends, not even in my imagination.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why? Better than escorts, no?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Critical Role really did a number on the DnD community and the types of people that engage with DnD and how the engage with it.
          Every campaign turns into comedy hour.
          >haha i roll to see if i can have sex with that
          >haha i roll to take my dick out
          >haha i roll to put my sword in it's butt!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've used the term lover. Girlfriend feels like an anachronism.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Hot" no less so, the line is a meme used in lieu of actual writing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. I could maybe wave it away by thinking it meant hot-blooded lover.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tell me your game has female writers without telling me your game has female writers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Larian misheard when I said I wanted a big titty goth gf.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is that "mature" and "not forced" romance they were talking about

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "mature romance" is code for smut under rushed pretext
        if you want relationships with depth go read romances for tween girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm remembering why I didn't like divinity again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, why can't lefties write? this is how i talk with with random thots on tinder, people get paid 6 figures for this shit? lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >githyanki
      What does that even mean?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a race of the person being discussed.
        >i've been wanting a hot asian girlfriend
        Gith fever is acceptable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alien

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who finds this "virtual D&D campaign with rolls and narration" thing this series has going on super fricking lame and a waste of time? The same as playing card games on a computer. I don't want to play a tabletop game on my computer, if I wanted to play D&D I'd do that, I play vidya for vidya. Anyone else feel this way?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The spirit of D&D and Forgotten Realms makes a good CRPG. It doesn't make a good straight port though because it completely underutilizes what computers are good at (advanced rules and calculations).

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me your narrative credentials.

    Provide me a game you have written for, a story you have authored, or any other narrative works that you have created.

    I'll wait.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to be a master baker to tell you that you burned your cake and it's unpalatable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy
        Yes but if you know nothing about baked goods, I won't put any stock into your opinion on cake.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eats burnt cake because he can't trust his own judgment and needs a baker to tell him what to think

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you really want to continue to go down this food analogy route, it's more like this.
            >know nothing about baking a cake
            >eat a cake
            >complain about a very specific part of the cake (like the buttercream)
            >don't know what ingredients go into a buttercream or even how to make it themselves
            >tells the baker something completely unrelated like "why did you put fish in the buttercream?!"
            >there is no fish in the buttercream and there is never fish in buttercream
            >"this cake is shit!!"

            Educate yourself before trying to critique something and you'll find you're better able to articulate your opinion other than just "this game is bad because it isn't made in Japan!"

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              this homie literally telling us to trust the ((experts)) and keep our goy mouths shut

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually if you had any amount of reading comprehension skills you'd understand that what I'm telling you is to work harder at articulating your criticisms before you post them.
                Simply saying "this is good and this is bad" without any additional extrapolation is a complete waste of time and I'm actively angry that I so often have to read it on this site.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really need some kind of in-depth dissertation on why, specifically, Larian has historically dogshit writers?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea of having to write a steam review for every garbage game that gets shit out these days is pointless. Many times "It's shit, and it's obvious why" suffices for people who aren't disingenuous morons.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I too love that the majority of posts have now devolved into people just screaming "SLOP!!!!!" at the top of their lungs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd prefer that over dick-sucking, corporate shills. Do better, israelite.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >buttercream
              >ingrediants butter & cream
              >cook them in pot till brow not black
              There am i expert enough to tell you that the game is shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >buttercream
                >ingrediants butter & cream
                >cook them in pot till brow not black

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes baking is childs play
                Sorry that your parents didn't teach you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you don't heat buttercream frosting you just whip it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              As a 40 year veteran of Readings Things I can tell you that the shit I'm reading in your game is Cringe and you need to do better. Maybe you could start by reading a book.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, you're a fricking moron. I don't need to explain to you why the buttercream tastes bad, maybe the butter or cream is rancid, maybe you don't know how to fricking mix it correctly, maybe the reason why the cake sucks is because its flavor conflicts with the buttercream, I don't need to tell you why it tastes bad, only that it tastes bad.

              I don't need to have to explain that the dialog in BG3 is post-modernist lowest common denominator trash you can expect to see any "modern" fantasy game or TV show. It's what I would expect from a Fantasy Writing 101 class.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you've never done surgery you can't complain if your surgeon brings out a jackhammer bro
          most braindead argument possible

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this cake is burned
          >NOOOOOO YOURE NOT A BAKER YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

          You are fricking stupid.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scam artist troll baker serves you literal shit on a plate
          >w-well, it looks like shit and smells like shit, but I'm no baker, so it must be great!
          Literal cuck mentality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're likely equally as 'unqualified' to criticize anyone else's opinion, given that you most likely don't have the credentials that you claim are so important. so now what? if you want to operate in this fashion, then only a select few will be able to hold a meaningful opinion, and that most likely would not include you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't have any opinion without credentials which I deem acceptable out of my ass
      >i'll wait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sent them to your Reddit inbox

      Kind Regards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit spacing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a logical fallacy but I'll bite with something I wrote that would be better:
      What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wizarding, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on goblin camps, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top caster in the entire Faerûn wizarding world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Faerûn and your bear fricking ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the mindflayer forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you’re not qualified to say my cookies are burnt unless you’re a Michelin star baker

      Guess I also can’t say my car is a piece of shit unless I’ve built my own car from scratch!

      Your writing is fricking awful, and nobody likes your blue hair/obesity combo.

      >get a blowjob
      >”So…that just happened”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >appeal to authority fallacy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't what that fallacy means at all though moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but what games have YOU written?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's such a shit argument anon
      Do you need to be a cook to say the food is shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here.

      Came back to the thread to see if anyone had any legitimate credentials. I guess not.

      10 replies to this and literally nothing of value. Not sure why I expected anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show me something you've written that gives you the credentials to call this skidmark of a game well written

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't commented on the quality of the writing in this game so there's no need for me to provide them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does one need to provide credentials before talking about something?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't talk to anyone in real life if I find they don't at least have a college level of education. Credentials matter because it shows you're capable of at least a rudimentary level of logical thought.

              The absolute BARE MINIMUM to post about a video game here should be playing the video game but people have proven they refuse to do that. So for the alternative, I'm asking for additional credentials.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >college = logical thought
                lol moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                College degrees are not evidence of intellect

                Found the high school dropouts.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found the debt saddled starbucks barista

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what? I agree that it looks bad, that it looks like i couldn't even grin and bear it through simple shit and simple people. But I don't care. That makes me more of a man than you. Now excuse me, Im trying to get dead god on binding of isaac while i have all the time in the world to sweat about what ill do in life.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                College degrees are not evidence of intellect

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem pretty opinionated on intellect.

                Show me some of the doctorates and honorary titles you've garnered. Show me some of the studies and peer reviewed articles you've published.

                I'll wait.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that makes no sense though. I might not be a good writer, but I've read lots of great books and I know what good writing looks like, BG3 isn't it. Don't they teach people to use their own brain and think for themselves in colleges anymore?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wont talk to people without degrees, yet you fritter away your time debating videogames on an anonymous imageboard where you cant prove anyone's credentials one way or the other? Well, I'm Nietzsche's time travelling ghost writer with a masters in everything and I can confidently say that you are a complete moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having any experience with the written language is so unrealistic to some people that they consider having it to be on par with being a time traveling ghost
                Interesting take but this just makes you come off as even more moronic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, clearly everyone here has experience with written language.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, you yourself admitted that you don't have any writing credentials. So what exactly is your point here anyway? According to your own logic, you couldn't argue your point, should someone indeed step forward with writing credentials, you would just submit to their authority and now accept whatever it is they are saying as your new truth? Try reading a book and think for yourself once in a while.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you yourself admitted that you don't have any writing credentials
                Where did I admit this?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didnt post any,

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone asked you earlier what your credentials are and you said you don't have to prove them because you aren't the one criticizing the writing. That to me is pretty much you admitting that you have no writing credentials.

                Ah so you not only lack any credentials but also a complete and fundamental understanding of the English lexicon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >english lexicon

                >lexicon

                Bruh

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I forgot that the unknown strikes fear into the hearts and minds of folk around these parts. I will try to lower myself to your status.

                ENGLISH WORDS

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not how you use the word lexicon, dummy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's straight out of an essay of a high schooler, who thinks he/she is writing something original instead of complete cliche.

                t. High school english teacher

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I am not a professional writer, how could I have writing credentials? I don't understand what point you are trying to make here. You clearly are not a professional writer either, so are your writing credentials a letter you wrote your grandma on her birthday or what exactly are you talking about?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you know how to use that last word you used.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not how you use the word lexicon, dummy

                I accept your concession.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts something he can barely read
                >"i accept your concession"

                What did he mean by this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You tacitly admit to having no credentials and attribute others' seeing this to lack of reading comprehension? And you are the one supposedly in a position to demand basic intellect from your interlocutors?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone should strive to demand better from their inferiors, yes. I do it every single day in the form of verbally dismembering them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you thoroughly lost the argument you had with those anons. They pointed out that it's stupid to demand writing credentials in order to criticize bad writing and you not only admitted defeat by never addressing their core argument, you even admitted to not having any writing credentials yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't see you having many of those, but best of luck to you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone asked you earlier what your credentials are and you said you don't have to prove them because you aren't the one criticizing the writing. That to me is pretty much you admitting that you have no writing credentials.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How old are you? dependant on your answer your opinions on anything at all may or may not matter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show me your narrative credentials.

        Provide me a game you have written for, a story you have authored, or any other narrative works that you have created.

        I'll wait.

        here
        Forgot to mention I am trans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie you're on an anonymous basketweaving forum. No one is gonna dox themselves to win an argument against some homosexual here, drop the fake superiority

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are those slugcats? Wow

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no authorities on what is or is not good. You are wasting your time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We can see all of your posts because your posting style gives it away, so your acting skill is about on par with your writing skill, stay on discord.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >acting skill
          >acting
          >when its all text
          man you are just...really really stupid

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch me act like I give a shit by replying to you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a dude with a purse, you're being an insufferable c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ go back to plebbit you fricking moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not an argument you Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have written 1 long deleted fanfiction and that gives me enough authority to say that this writing is shit because it's not created to fit the setting and world but to pander to the games' target audience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my father cringed seeing those dialogues and he wrote fair amount of dialogues for first Deus Ex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does your father cope with having accidentially predicted the future?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he consumes fair amounts of alcohol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough, keep him safe, you hear? We are relatively not far away from the crisis point depicted in Deus Ex.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU CAN’T CRITICIZE MY DOGSHIT LEGAL TAKES UNLESS YOU’RE A LAWYER YOURSELF
      lole

      le mao even

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have none so surely a multimillion dollar company can afford better writers than me?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      show me yours I'll show you mine

    • 9 months ago
      Sauceman

      >Why is post-LOTR Western fantasy dialogue so moronic? And how do we make it great again?
      She's great
      Karlach is your typical Ganker anon with slurs filter

      Spbp. i kneel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The midwit credentialist argument

      Holy kek, did you drift in from leddit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Damn, that looks like police brutality. That cop just got out of the car and drop kicked some kid that was eating some icecream."
      >"Show me how bodycam footage of any arrests you've performed, your badge number and your district! I'll wait!"

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The script/dialogue in FF16 is excellent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's eikon time!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it ain't. I turned that shit off after like 4 hours, 3 of which were all cutscenes with cornball ass dialogue.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really going to pretend that japanese games don't do the same?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese game dialogue is 1000x worse

      >can't post a single example

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't even bother naming any examples

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >can't post a single example

        Any FE game, they speak like anime characters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Provide an example of one dialogue homosexual. If you don't, I'll pick one at random that will disprove your moronic claim.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >m - muh anime!!!!!!!!
          better than speaking like redditors trying to erp

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And even anime writing is infinitely better than this trash

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't because in japanese games characters spend 50 hours blushing like they are 12 when they see each other and then another 50 hours gathering the courage to hold hands. (in the end they never do)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        soul

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JRPGs are typically male power fantasies so they're almost always fun. WRPGs are typically leftoid cuck fantasies that revolve around being a leftoid, the whole WRPG/Tabletop genre was coopted by twittertards a long time ago.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    japanese game dialogue is 1000x worse

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does that even mean in this context?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wants to frick you until you cum so much / so exhausted that almost pass out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm supposed to be upset by this?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. But mindbroken Gankerermin in against sex.

          but they are both women in the pic? what is she supposed to be riding?

          When you get older google lesbian porn. For now please leave this site, you need to be 18 or older to post here.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          By modern dialog in a fantasy setting?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fantasy setting that has space piracy where people flying in spaceships that look like seashells, alien babes riding red dragons in outerspace, female goddess being the most powerful being in the universe, Sigil freaks speaking in English chav dialect, and robotmen made to mimic partying adventurers? That kind of silly dogshit you want to maintain le cringe Medieval speak?

            Why do chuds even care about D&D? Isn't this shit LITERAL SATANISM for you skullfricks? Follow what your homosexual Republitards/soccer moms did in the 90s or else you aren't following true conservatism, because it sounds like to me your shitstains only change tone when you start to enjoy something libertarians/libshits make after the fact and pretend you weren't against it. I remember when violence and gore was such a contested debate in vidya and once shit like Doom and Halo released, homosexual Repubs shut their mouths when they started liking it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you have a fantasy setting its important to keep consistent tone and characterization in order for internal consistency to be maintained and remain believable. But you guzzle slop like a thirsty man drinks water so im not surprised you love this tepid swill.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you have a fantasy setting its important to keep consistent tone and characterization in order for internal consistency
                Black person, unironically have a nice day. There is no consistency in D&D you absolute fricking blithering troglodyte, get out of the hobby you nerd-posing homosexual.

                We're talking about a setting here that has POST APOCALYPTIC DESERT WORLD, A STEAMPUNK WORLD WITH BARBARIAN DROW, A STEAMPUNK CITY OF PORTAL, A DRACULA RIPOFF, SPACE PIRACY IN THE ASTRAL SEAS, and A SETTING WITH DOZENS OF POCKETS OF REALITY.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So is the dialogue natural and true to the characters or is it silly no meaning dnd parody? Theres no reason to play this if the best it can offer me from its handcrafted story that took decades is slop that my friends could come up with off the back of their head. Its lazy and uninspired. Fine if youre drunk with your friends. But if anyone actually paid for this dreck, if they had any standards or taste, they would be pissed off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not the anon you've been arguing with, but your a moron who doesn't know what he's talking about. DND is a mishmash system and has had weird sex shit and liberal coded morals since its inception. I don't care if gygax was the biggest fattest christian of them all, it doesn't change the game he helped create. the base setting of DND has basically everything in it so some devil chick saying she wants to frick you is absolutely fitting perfectly in the setting. you election tourists are just looking for the next fox news thing to meltdown about. stop wasting the air we all breathe.

                D&D was created by two devout Christians (Gygax and Arneson) and ruined by libtard atheists

                >oh no someone put a black into my TV show
                >this is literally 1984

                intentionally fail your death saves

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont care, didnt read. Her boring dialogue sucks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truly a mindbroken individual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you aren't a stormer you are mindbroken

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said that, not me. Maybe you could attempt some self-reflcting now that you started?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                follow your leader

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know what you're talking about, want to elaborate?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                assuming you don't believe Hitler died in Germany I am also fine if you move out of your home country to go live in South America. just quit wasting my air.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know what to say my guy. I stand by my original point that you truly are mindbroken and I hope you free yourself one day

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a vast array of settings exist
                >therefore everyone should talk like joss whedon wrote them
                frick off

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I once played a homosexual game had medieval peasants and a particular way of speech
                >Therefore all fantasy shit should speak like Medieval times!
                Frick off.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              D&D was created by two devout Christians (Gygax and Arneson) and ruined by libtard atheists

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but they are both women in the pic? what is she supposed to be riding?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          my fat drow clit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You.
          you get on your back, hold your legs in the air, and she stands over you, rubs her clit with your.
          It's called frotting, but in a dominant position.
          You won't be stopping before her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          As you can see here

          my fat drow clit

          No. But mindbroken Gankerermin in against sex.

          [...]
          When you get older google lesbian porn. For now please leave this site, you need to be 18 or older to post here.

          You.
          you get on your back, hold your legs in the air, and she stands over you, rubs her clit with your.
          It's called frotting, but in a dominant position.
          You won't be stopping before her.

          and with devs, we live in an age where porn has corrupted everyone's normal thought process and gay shit is running amuck. Very sad times.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we live in an age
            chud sisters... it's never been more over...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, keep eating microplastics and drinking tap water like a good modern lefty goy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lives shit times
              >no no no don't criticizes anything the world can't never be a good place don't have hope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >don't have hope

                You don't have hope. It's the reason all you do is b***h and moan and the reason everyone is telling you to shut the frick up.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And where's the Assyrian empire now? Oh right, it was destroyed and humanity went through a dark age, until the Roman empire rose and fell, at which point we went through another dark age.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                historians would probably argue pretty strenuously about considering fricking Babylon and Hellenistic Greece a dark age

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Assyrian Empire's peak was centuries after that tablet was inscribed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, which is why the author is lamenting the decay.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I said AFTER.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > it was destroyed and humanity went through a dark age
                I can't kek loud enough

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look up why it's called Dark Age

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Every man wants to write a book"
              >Written in a tablet
              Not today, troony.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How were the next 100+ years after this text was written?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The future is pretty good for them considering they haven't even built the city Assyrians are named for yet so they are no where near there peak and thats not taken into they were around for a long ass time after that seriously this is given what we know one of the least accurate claims of age being doomed of all time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >every man wants to write a book
              Did books even existed back then?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can't read that cuniform
              anyways assyrian empire is long gone, the few ethnic assyrians around dont have their own country or their original religion
              they are a conquered people

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does Assyria still exist? No, you fricking moron? So that tablet was right about their civilization ending. So what the frick are you seething about that people want to stop similar from happening to western civilization?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >running amuck

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does that character have the mental illness cow ring shoved up her nose?
    can't you moron play fantasy normally without having to shove that shit in?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play a fantasy game
      >no, not like that
      Lol. Lmao even. Where else should I find a half naked, fully tattoed, everywhere pierced, dress ripped, mascara running virgin other than in fantasy?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my ass, you would find that easily.
        i shit things that look like that and ever better on the daily.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gay shit

    Pass

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the w*st just cannot compete with Japanese romance writing

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    even the most mediocre JRPG has better characters, plot and dialogue than this supposed peak of WRPGs LMAO

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are JRPG weebs like this? You have your own shit to enjoy so why are you obsessing about this one game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because only one thing can be good and other thing has to be bad. You can't enjoy both.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >J-JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!
      The age old cry of the shit eater.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you must hate this game because I do
        No?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like you should frick off back to places where people have shit taste.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But he's already on Ganker

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah like other anon said i'm already here, with you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just mad that normalgays and mainstream gamers give this game with sex and fetishes a pass while their weebshit with underage looking girls and 'japanese humor' gets rightfully shit on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This happens because of double standards, censorship, xenophobia, lots of men being simps, and man-hating feminists pretending to give a shit about the age of fictional characters that appeal to males because they hate the idea of men having fun without being under their thumb.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      weebs are THE untermensch
      regarding the weeb question, I propose the ENDLÖSUNG of weebs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think it's just JRPG weebs? Anyone who's played the first two BG games (and isn't a drooling moron) would tell you the same

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myrkul's speech was pretty cool

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans/Westerners just have different way of conveying dialogue. Allot of it very meta or self referential. In contrast Japanese dialogue is usually more reserved and formal so any direct or even rough translation is gonna produce something more straight forward. I don’t always like it either but it’s distinctly western.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend me some good japanese fantasy games. I've only played breath of fire 3 so far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin Impact

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said japanese not chink ripoff

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan makes better western fantasy games than the west does these days

    Fricking grim

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fantasy is outdated granpa.
      We are going to SPACE.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        With the progress of international space programs, space is pretty much fantasy at this point as well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          China should say they're going to colonize space with their space program to get the Americans to care about space again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That genre peaked with Mass Effect

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there will never be another garrus or wrex
          Why live?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will soon dethrone KCD for being the most BORING game ever made

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scifi is a israeli genre

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is bg3 good/playable if you cant stand products that kowtow to blackrock and esg?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an EAST vs WEST thread? I know for a fact most people itt don't play RPGs.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JRPGs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a typo, supposed to be kitchen, talking about one of the female chars

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kitchen magic power
        There aren't enough games with magical chefs. So often do you have alchemists, but with the popularity of Dungeon Meshi, I'm hoping maybe we'll start to see more battle chefs pop up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >westoid localizer Black folk
      Frick you and your fake homosexual argument.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 100 posts in
    >not a single person has explained WHY this is bad writing

    Curious.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's both unrealistic and fricking annoying and disgusting that your whole party acts like a bunch of loose homosexual teenagers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a game based in a world of fantasy
        >unrealistic
        Shocker!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun unrealistic is dragons and magic

          Setting ruining unrealistic is writing dialogue no one enjoys or could believe anyone would say in a conversation between two characters thar arent fat basedboy redditors

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that flippant attitude is exactly why post-modernist writing is trash. "It's just X so why do you take any of the writing seriously, are you some NEEERD?" Guess what homosexual, if you have a story that takes place on the sun it's unrealistic that you would have a character made of snow.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's unrealistic that you would have a character made of snow.
            Why? It could be space snow that's colder than the sun. The character could be shrouded with powerful magics. It could be literally (INSERT FANTASTICAL REASONING)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol even more post modernist writing bullshit. You're the guy who invents force powers in Star Wars or invents lightspeed kamikaze to fit your narrative.

              >The character could be shrouded with powerful magics
              Supported by what? Are you pulling this magic out of your ass? Where did he get his magic? Why is he the exception?

              Again, for realism you have to have plausibility.

              That's why you homosexuals suck at writing stories, you pull shit out of your ass, don't have any way to justify it and just say FANTASTICAL REASONING! It's just a fantasy story! Gosh, there's fricking dragons and elves but you can't believe a snowman existing on the sun?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Define "post modernist writing". Not an example. A definition.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't know what it means. He just says it and means "old good new bad".
                Chuddies are uneducated.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Postmodernist writing, emerging in the mid-to-late 20th century, challenges traditional literary norms by employing techniques like intertextuality, metafiction, and pastiche. Its fragmented narratives and ironic tone often question the very nature of storytelling and historical context, sometimes leading to a sense of nihilism. This playfulness and disregard for convention can be summed up in the flippant attitude expressed by the quote, "it's just about space wizards, don't take it seriously." The approach underscores the relativism and resistance to closure that typify postmodernism, reflecting a complex and controversial literary perspective stemmed from Millennials hating everything.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If 1000 year old e-girl anime dragon girls can exist, snowmen that live on the moon can as well.
                You don't get to selectively pick which is okay and which isn't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually you can because anything existing requires justification so you have to justify the snowman on the sun and sufficient justification eventually will become realism but once you set everything up you must take care in the future to follow those rules.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not realism, just internal consistency

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a strawman to believe that realism strictly means we're talking about how closely the story reflects the real world.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a strawman to use the definition of a word
                You have no idea what a strawman is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You attempted to use an obtuse definition of realism and then attacked that as an argument because you can augment any discussion concerning fantasy by simply saying "what if we had magic like this in our world, how would it behave and how would people act". But it's far simpler to treat the fantasy world as its own living, breathing thing and fit the idea of realism within its own context. But I get it, you have autism so you typically fight opponents based on technicalities even though it makes you a moron and you'd never want that tactic used on you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a literal definition of a word is actually an obtuse definition just because I don't like it and it doesn't fit my argument I'm attempting to make
                There is no way the irony you have written here is not intentional. You are pulling my leg.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point being that by that standard everything that happens in the fantasy world is realistic within its context because it is real there, no matter how internally inconsistent or lacking in justification.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder why I never hear the "muh realism" complaint in regards to shit from people like H.P. Lovecraft.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strawman Argument: A strawman argument involves misrepresenting someone's position in order to make it easier to attack. In this case, the claim that anything within a fantasy world is inherently realistic simply because it exists within that world might oversimplify or misrepresent the nuanced views about realism within a fictional context. If someone argues for realism within a fictional world, they might not necessarily mean that anything goes, but rather that there are consistent rules or logic that make the world coherent and believable. By framing the argument in this extreme way, it's attacking a position that might not accurately represent the views of the other party.

                Bad Faith Interpretation: A bad faith argument is one where the arguer is not sincerely engaging with the position of the other side but is instead attempting to win the argument by any means, including distortion or dishonesty. In this case, the statement seems to reject any possibility of a nuanced understanding of realism within a fictional context. It reduces a complex issue to a binary, either-or proposition, ignoring the subtleties of how realism might be understood differently depending on the context.

                Ignoring Internal Consistency: The assertion that anything can be considered realistic within a fictional context, regardless of internal consistency, seems to dismiss a fundamental aspect of storytelling and world-building. Many writers and readers value internal consistency because it helps create immersion and makes the fictional world more engaging and believable. By ignoring this aspect, the statement overlooks a significant part of what might be meant by "realism" within a fictional setting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are the one going on about snowmen on the sun and the behaviour of non-human beings in societies that aren't ours. None of that is unrealistic (in the standard sense) "within the fictional context", because in the fictional context whatever is written is real, and therefore realistic. Nor is it internally inconsistent, so what does your lack of "nuanced" realism amount to? At best these things seem unrealistic in that they do not happen in the real world, which you agree is no problem.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're missing the nuanced understanding of what realism means within a fictional context. Let's take the example of a snowman on the moon. Even in a fantastical world, this can be made realistic if we establish that a wizard with powerful magic sent it there. The magic itself would have rules and logic within the world of the story, making the scenario internally consistent and, therefore, realistic. The same principle applies to non-human societies; they can have their unique social and cultural norms, and as long as these norms follow an internal logic, they contribute to a realistic portrayal. My entire point revolves around the idea that internal consistency equates to realism within a fictional setting. We can indeed use our experience in the real world to extrapolate what may be realistic in a fantasy setting. It's not about whether these elements mirror our reality but about how they fit within the coherent framework of the fictional world. That's where the true essence of realism lies in storytelling.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Internal consistency isn't the "true essence of realism in storytelling", "realism" is just a word and that's not how it's defined.

                That aside, we can agree that internal consistency is good, detailed worldbuilding and explanation is good and so on whether we call that realism or not. The question is how BG3 for example fails to meet these standards, because it doesn't seem internally inconsistent for the most part

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The characters talk like Critical Role Twitch streamers and not like people who exist in Forgotten Realms. I expect a higher standard of writing from an RPG.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So would you be okay with the consistency if at the end of the game, the credits rolled and the camera did a pan out and it was just Matt Mercer staring you in the face?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would just be an example of shitty Millennial post-modernist writing. Still doesn't change that the writing itself is cringe baby's first fantasy story writing and no, they don't behave like people that would exist in Forgotten Realms, they act like avatars of a D&D campaign.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol even more post modernist writing bullshit. You're the guy who invents force powers in Star Wars or invents lightspeed kamikaze to fit your narrative.

            >The character could be shrouded with powerful magics
            Supported by what? Are you pulling this magic out of your ass? Where did he get his magic? Why is he the exception?

            Again, for realism you have to have plausibility.

            That's why you homosexuals suck at writing stories, you pull shit out of your ass, don't have any way to justify it and just say FANTASTICAL REASONING! It's just a fantasy story! Gosh, there's fricking dragons and elves but you can't believe a snowman existing on the sun?

            >when your entire opinion on genre writing comes from a half-remembered ben shapiro video
            chuds suck

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You subhuman trash are unbelievable
          There is no point in arguing with you because you hate truth and beauty
          You vermin just need to be removed from the world

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh if I didn’t have a chains of society weighing me down, AND I was surrounded by a bunch of long-eared sexy women, id probably revert to my horny high school self but I have a MORTGAGE with a locked in rate, however

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Persona gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unrealistic

      Abrasive

      Blunt

      Stilted

      too autistic and hammy to be sexy, too generic and boring to be funny.

      It reads like someone who exclusively reads tumblr OC ERPs got blitzed on cheap dollar store mead and tried to write a viking character starting with this line.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Abrasive
        >Blunt
        >Stilted
        I find it funny that you are describing Karlach to a T so in my mind (as someone that has actually played this video game) the dialogue fits her character perfectly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never played the game but yeah, that what happens when you have one dimensional characters, they are predictable and boring. Nothing about this line of dialogue intrigues me because i already saw everything it has to offer.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Never played the game
            Yeah that much was obvious with your first post.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was obvious when you told me i had the entire character pegged from one line of dialogue? either im a genius or this game's writing is sloppy, reheated dogwater, which is it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >good writing is when dialogue is completely random and where it doesn't line up at all with the character saying it
                I'd love for some examples if this is really your barometer for bad writing in video games. Which are some characters that don't fit into this mold because video game writing is pretty categorically trope-y.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont believe bad writing is excused because other bad writing exists, no.

                Good dialogue usually needs to accomplish something. It draws you into the scene, makes you laugh, details character, etc. but if it doesnt do at least one of these things its bad.

                Like i said, its not written deftly, its not funny, and its not sexy. It fails no matter what you say it set out to do. The only thing it does is tell you the character of the speaker, but this isnt a win because you know since it didnt accomplish anything else besides that, the character is one note. A parody of nothing and nobody is laughing.

                Its just bad, man. Its bad regardless of its comparison to anything else.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not excusing it, I'm asking for examples of good writing based off this because I'm of the opinion that it literally doesn't exist as it pertains to characters written in video games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Halo 2's opening cutscene.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's bad.... ON PURPOSE
          Western writing became shit when people started to spend more time working out how to analyse their writing, excuse their writing and relate their writing to the struggles of <minority> in <American political meme situation> than they ever spent just writing better dialogue. We've created an industry where Bullshit and the ability to produce Bullshit is valuable, and when you become good enough at creating Bullshit you get to bullshit yourself into believing that your Bullshit isn't bullshit.

          Postmodernism was a mistake. Advertising was a mistake. Changing the business model of news and entertainment so that it is "free" and ultimately merges with advertising was a mistake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very straightforward with absolutely no substance or tact.
      >There is this bad cult run by clearly bad people
      >Only reason you can get anywhere is because you have a thing in your head that they have
      >not one person questions this or calls out how the artifact you have can be used to give you free will
      >You can help cult, or don't
      The game never deviates from this, it's going from one area to the next foiling this cult nobody gives a shit about, it's a cliche of a cliche strung along by bad writing because everyone willfully helps you.
      It just feels forced and dumb at trying to make you feel important (you aren't).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >foiling this cult nobody gives a shit about
        Huh? Every act so far, the Absolute has been pivotal to the story and the conflicts occurring.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dialogue is moronic. Nobody needs to do anything more than post screenshots of it or respond to requests like yours because its poor quality is immediately obvious to anyone not baiting

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, that kind of fantasy dialogue goes back to Robert E Howard's Conan stories

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you fricking compare REH's prose to Larian dogshit you fricking rat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. Conan talks exactly like the dialogue in the OP image

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          low effort. embarrassing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow sounds just like him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It may be the blackness
            Good to know even back then that Conan was woke garbage. No wonder he ended up the governor of Woke-ifornia

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the hot embrace of white arms
              I dunno, sounds like a cool dude to me.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is based. To be fair, the context is wildly, wildy different. The tiefling thot probably wouldnt respond to "what do you believe in?" With "i want to frick ur brains out lol xD"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i live
            >i laugh
            >i love

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for letting us know you never read a single Conan story. Did you know they are freely available to read? Here, since you types keep talking about "educating yourself" why not read some of the best fiction ever written?

          https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Author:Robert_Ervin_Howard#Short_Stories

          Enjoy.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the best male character to romance if you're playing a cute goody-two-shoes gurl? Bad boy Astarion?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale or Wyll, Astarion is fricking evil and not in a cute way.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's made by sheltered, socially moronic losers who have replaced real experiences with fiction, and are driven by their insecurity, resentment and bizarre fetishes.
    Of course, it's the same for jap shit. The difference is that at least western cRPGs were occasionally good 20 years ago, while jap stuff was never good, and was always just anime shit.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      masterbation =/= sex

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyaaa! Junpei-kun, don't look up my skirt you baka!

    Japanese dialogue truly is superior

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese dialogue
      >writes English translation instead
      single digits IQ

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redditors will defend this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak western mature dialogue right there.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Jap crap like you wouldn't believe. I can't believe right wingers think jap troony shit isnt gay.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    games like kotor2 and marvel movies popularized low quality dialogues and moronic characters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ummm sweaty, KOTOR 2 is literally the most philopholiscal and intellgent game ever written, OK, take that back 🙂

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warren Ellis was an edgy piece of shit yeah, but still better animation than *insert any anime*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redditors will defend this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but still better animation than *insert any anime*
      Trolling and low quality posting is against the rules

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking disgusting. They don't like this game, they just like the fact we hate it.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clear that none of you actually play D&D and if you do you're some homosexual that roleplays in some fancy accent or dialect. b***hing about trivial lines like these shows what little flaws there are.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get why so many characters are openly horny. I mean, I'm horny too but I don't go around announcing it to every chick I'm into and know for about the span of one or two days. A Persona game of all things has more buildup for their romances and it's pretty much just ten events, and you start dating them in about eight or nine.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      every character is also bisexual and bi-species-ial and no matter what monstrosity you have created they always want to frick you. Imagine how you could make an anime harem dating sim even more ridiculous and unrealistic? Just make all the men gay for the protagonist too, as well as the family dog/bear, that'd do it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are just a coward

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nip romance is cringe and it usually ends up with countless episodes/in world seasons and years just to have one character confess their like for someone else, and it's no wonder why Japan is such a sexless country.

      That's why you can't get pussy and why you're sitting here as a lonely virgin. Yes, in real life you have to show interest instead of beating around the bush which entails being smooth in how you approach your interest in sex. Dining and wining doesn't work, and it makes make you corny if you can't smooth talk yourself into her panties lel. Ever wonder why Black folk are constantly smashing pussy? It's because they approach women and make their advances/intents known in their chimp-like way "AYO MAAA! WHERE YOU GET ALL DAT ASS FROM!"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well now it makes sense, its written for Black folk. No wonder its so shallow and unnatural.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's made for people who have sex and aren't autistic, unlike you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            People who have sex, have sex. With real people. They dont need some eggless tumblr harridan to spit out passionless big bang theory one liners at them to jerk off to, whats wrong with you?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have sex, and they portray how courting and sex is played out in real life. I'm not the one who created the game, but I can guarantee the developers behind the game fricked more than you will ever in the pitiful existence.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one talks like this in real life

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, this is how real life nips court.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can guarantee the developers behind the game fricked more than you will ever

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                even if people talked like that outside of text message (they don't) I want a proper fantasy story and not some teenaged zoomers talking to each other

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime romances can take way too long and get moronic about it sometimes, but at least there's some buildup. The characters in this game don't have much buildup, but they also don't act like they want as much sex and one night stands as possible. It doesn't work in either way.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is like the 6th time I've seen someone here defend cringey nerd fanfic writing by randomly talking about black men having sex

        the psyche of the reddit bugman/tumblr woman literally revolves around black people, and they will always draw comparisons based on this, even when the subject is some gay fantasy game written by and for white nerds

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime mods when?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's clear that none of you actually play D&D and if you do you're some homosexual that roleplays in some fancy accent or dialect. b***hing about trivial lines like these shows what little flaws there are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. If you don't roleplay in some fancy accent or dialect and get into crafting and RPing as an interesting character, you're not roleplaying, you're just a homosexual who's taking up a seat at the table of people who want to roleplay.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that incels only want japanese toddlers hitting on them

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand what is wrong with this. She was forced to fight a war in hell for 10 years and finally escaped but her heart got replaced with a demonic engine that makes her have an infernal aura constantly consume her and gets worse when she gets excited so she cant have sex or touch anyone because of it. She literally says she is pent up, also she is a barbarian and if you homosexuals played the games you shitpost about or know anything about barbarians you would know they like to frick and are kinda dumb, like Karlach.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with her is she's boring and her dialogue sucks. Doesnt matter if she's got a backstory if none of it translates through her flat, generic porn parody turd dialogue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >porn parody turd dialogue
        The dialogue in the OP is from a romance scene that is maybe 12 lines of dialogue total.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats even worse. what couldve been a tender moment between two characters sharing their vulnerabilities is instead a shitty softcore dnd style porno skit. Shoddy form,

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is a moron barbarian, she isn't some bard.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is she a complex character with an inner conflict regarding her desire for intimacy and her cursed heart? Or is she just a meme character? Whats going on here?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her backstory is cool but overall she is one of the weakest origin characters because nothing really happens except you fixing her demonic engine and I guess fulfilling he dream of becoming a do gooder adventurer. I don't think she is a bad character though just not good compared to the other origins.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is so funny
    It’s clear everyone complaining about this line has never fricked a woman before
    What has Ganker become man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tranime brain rot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What has Ganker become man
      go back

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl if someone said that to me I'd see stars right then and there

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >has become
    always has been

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were never Ganker election tourist, you are an invader who doesn't belong in anyplace but your contain board.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the crime isnt the sex, the crime is its painfully predictable and campy (and not in the fun way). The entire game is one joke told poorly. LAME

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chuddie to the prostitute now leaving his apartment because he cannot even pay for sex due to his social incompetence

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    guess that explains why you're here, chuddite

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Lol, I remember growing up in a time when lesbians are hot, but now are crying at Shadowheart tribadism.
    maybe you should remember the english lessons more, pablo

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    thIS games is frickien nedog shit aand its suckskfds youarl la arllll areatorodsoowed

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe s we got dis horseihts game instaed of divinity 3

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western RPG
    >gods I want to ride you till you see stars
    🙁
    >japanese RPG
    >UHHH SENPAI-SAMA, I-I WANT TO H-HOLD HANDS WITH YOU!! S-SENPAI I'M HAVING L-LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU!! P-PLEASE LET ME TOUCH YOUR PENIS SENPAI!!!
    🙂
    frick off you double standard troon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one is in magic dark ages
      >the other is at a japanese highschool where the kids speak like kids

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate japanese writing so much, it's always cringe and seems like it's written by some manchild pervert who never had sex.
    Thanks god Japan is dying in the vydia industry.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    you'll never do shit, incel

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the more i see of this, the more it looks like a game for girls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game comes out
      >Ganker just spams threads about all the romance options and nothing else
      The more I see of it, this board seems like a board for homosexuals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its Ganker's fault that the game is written for teenage girls
        Powerful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've got it wrong, it was written BY teenage girls (all mid 30s-40s, some biologically male) and it was written for israeli financiers

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute and funny female characters threads die on spot
    >homosexualry, bestiality and shitty graphics are ok!
    This is the world we live now.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The entire point of storytelling is to enjoy the fantastic, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For 99% of this board, romance is fantastical.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its pretty heartening that even the sexless are looking for cute,wholesome teenage love rather than disgusting and boring dialogue written by ugly roasties with no eggs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same as for 99% of the playerbase of BG3. Which is why it sucks that the game has such shitty romances.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feels good to be in the 1% then. My gf made my female tiefling wizard and we've picking dialogue options together.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut up. Women have never paid attention to me in real life, so I have to get my fix somewhere.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how you can get your fix from dating sims. The fact that everything follows a flowchart is simply too obvious and too artificial for me to feel anything. Maybe that will change with AI though

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come home anon. She's been waiting.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, I never cared for BG3 but played a lot of OS2, if I can extrapolate correctly, romance in BG3 works somehow like this

    >character is cold to you
    >progress in game makes character to tell you about personal stuff
    >eventually you reach a point where you get an option that makes the flirt levels go from 0 to 11 and on the next panel you're already fricking.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to ride you
    >two females
    anon, did you give your body type 1 character a penis?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is why I only play Japanese fantasy games
    Lmao have you seen Jap dialogue? Every other sentence is cringe af.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese games are far worse.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >newhomosexual, wiener sucking, cum drinking OP that has never played the originals
    What's with the influx of these extremely moronic threads?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the Larian defense force always posts screenshots of the original games somehow trying to prove that the Larian writing isn't garbage, but it always proves the exact opposite. There is literally nothing wrong with the BG1 dialog you posted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day newhomosexual. By that argument the same can be said about OP pick.

        This is better than 3

        >NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BG3
        >SEE? THE OLD GAMES WERE JUST AS BAD! THIS COMPLETELY DEBUNKS ALL CRITICISM TO BG3
        Are you literally fricking moronic?

        Kek, got caught out and already seething.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unironic tranimegay
          So you're indeed utterly moronic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >old dialog wasn't bad
            >actually old dialog was good
            Changing the narrative already, huh Shazamtroon?
            You need to go back newbie.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ganker is one person?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the point you fricking moron. When you morons can't even come to an agreement on whether the old dialog was good or not, why take anything you say seriously about the current game?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"if all humanity can't come to a consensus, why take anyone seriously about anything?"
                No one is asking you to take Ganker as such seriously, that would be moronic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then maybe homosexual OP should stop spamming these threads?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean "changing the narrative"? Nobody's narrative has ever been that BG1 and 2 had bad dialog, that would be factually wrong and stupid. Of course you can always sift through thousands of text to nitpick some random joke that nowadays might sound a bit reddit-tier, but overall the writing in BG1 and 2 is excellent. Larian games however do have bad writing and bad dialog.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO

                >NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BG3
                >SEE? THE OLD GAMES WERE JUST AS BAD! THIS COMPLETELY DEBUNKS ALL CRITICISM TO BG3
                Are you literally fricking moronic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretend oldgays trying to fit in with "old good new bad", despite having ever played neither old nor new

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is better than 3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BG3
      >SEE? THE OLD GAMES WERE JUST AS BAD! THIS COMPLETELY DEBUNKS ALL CRITICISM TO BG3
      Are you literally fricking moronic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BG 1+2
        >LET ME PRETEND LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! STOP MAKING A POINT!!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the point you unintentionally made is that the writing in BG1 and 2 is clearly superior to that of BG3.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the writing and the reactivity in story is LEAGUES better than what BG 1+2 would ever achieve, and you trying to gaslight with your homosexual tranime romance wants is weak and laughably shows how little you play games.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do people even call it a "romance" in BG3? Romance implies that there are romantic feelings and some kind of a build up. What happens in BG3 is more like a fling or a hook up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's flings and hookups that eventually lead to more serious and profound relationships that play out throughout the game that leads to companions wanting to kill other companions for you or making rash and harsh decisions.

                The fact you permavirgins put sex on such a high pedestal while complaining about getting none is the reason why you are not getting any. Nobody treats sex this way except for religitards and homosexuals with massive inability/insecurity issues.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, you do have religious party members in BG3. Why is none of them showing any kind of morals and values that would differ from modern day left wing urbanite?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all Clerics have oaths of celibacy, and there are gods ranging from those who have domains in Thievery (Gods of Thieves), Death (Mrykul), to Murder (Bhaal) whose Clerics are simply arbiters of their rites/rituals to spread their influence or keep the balance going. This goes true ESPECIALLY for Shar, a literal evil goddess that values the act of personal gain whether it's kidnapping, murder, or thievery, and her worshipers worship her only out of fear and her Dark Reward/lichdom.

                This isn't a new thing. This harkens back to the days of Sword&Sorcery and Conan with goddesses like Ishtar where her temples are literal fricking orgies from everything in the likes of ACTUAL bestiality, women fricking statues with penises, to engorging in gluttony/avarice.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ishtar is also a real world pagan fertility goddess from the egyptian pantheon iirc. In fact, the catholic church co opted some of her symbols along with other pagan fertility practices and rolled it all up into Easter (Eastet, Ishtar - clear etymological connection) One of those practices involved young, sexually mature people getting together at the
                start of spring, the women would paint themselves in bright colors and hide in the woods while the men would search for them and immediately plap plap plap get pregnant upon finding them. A primitive version of the modern "easter egg hunt", in case you wondering what colored eggs had to do with Jesus. Rob Howard was very well read

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you wrote is wrong

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone purposefully starting to widen their use of vocabulary because someone is talking shit about their credentials

    jesus christ just stop replying to him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, just call him a baiting homosexual and move on

      Frickin newbies

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let women write the game is a good start. Other thing is previous Larian games were not serious, they had a comedy slant apparently, which shows here in their lack of experience.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is asiatic allowing all these fricking shill threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are no shill threads and are people displaying genuine hype. Why doesn't asiaticmoot do something about /misc/homosexuals who don't want to discuss games but b***h and moan about their diarrhea redpill/permavirgin dogshit and ramblings.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why doesn't asiaticmoot do something about /misc/homosexuals who don't want to discuss games but b***h and moan about their diarrhea redpill/permavirgin dogshit and ramblings.
        because it brings money you moron

        you got any other stupid questions to ask? Hiroshimoot removed the report rule that pertained posting pol outside of pol, moot welcomes it now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          False, it's the reason why you homosexuals get banned from this board on a regular basis and you now how to circumvent your political diarrhea by pretending you're talking about a game so you can complain about being a virgin, women have sex, and that the West is falling because bear sex, and le Christtard.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >false
            ??? The report option is literally gone. You can see it right now.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, there never was a report for /misc/homosexuals, stop with this gaslighting diarrhea. What the rest of this site does is report you shiteating homosexuals for being off-topic and starting a flamewar.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ? offtopic and racism outside of /b/ are there as they always were

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell me you're a dysgenic midwit without telling me you're a dysgenic midwit

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play both Japanese and Western games.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan is no better. It's just a different kind of extreme. West or East, there is no win. You either have romance so vapid and pure its downright esoteric or oversexed degeneracy with comically exaggerated passion and all the substance and tenderness of a tinder hookup.

    Why is no one capable of doing romance properly?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is no one capable of doing romance properly?
      because love doesn't exist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG2 did. First and last time it was done properly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romance doesn't exist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is no one capable of doing romance properly?

      Because it's a videogame, not real life. Sitting in front of a monitor/TV and pressing a designated number on a discussion wheel to see a 15 second cinematic is a whole different thing than going on a date, holding someone's hand, kiss or just looking in the eyes of someone with whom you are slowly feeling something else besides a crush. Those who never got to feel that cannot know the difference.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but books, movies and tv shows can do romance just fine. It's obviously not going to replace the real life experience, but it doesn't have to be as shitty and juvenile as it is in BG3.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        other media and even games have good depictions of romance though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and because the nature of the videogame medium will always compel the player to self insert on some level and that creates an inherently pathetic and inorganic environment for romance. Games with a set mc are a little better, but even in things like the witcher, the dialogue options make the romance sort of cringe when the game occassionally gives you a chance to say something incredibly horny out of nowhere. The best love stories can only happen between npcs. Just like real life

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't Marvel writing it's just how normal people who aren't Ganker incels talk. Unironically better than weeb shit. Do I even need to mention in Zelda they show the fricking goat lady explain the dragon transformation rules 3 times in a flashback within another fricking flashback. Yeah I'll take this over tropey anime shit that's literally always the same cookie cutter dialogue.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, normal people do not say "Ugh, GODS, I want to ride you 'til you see stars" that is fanfic schlock written by a fat chick
      everyone naturally used to make of this when it was Jennifer Hepler writing Dragon Age 2, now you just have low standards

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't. What the mainstream wants is silly ironic dialogue, so that's the shit you're going to get.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS HOW NORMAL PEOPLE TALK
    What the frick kind of next level cope is this. I have NEVER heard anyone talk like this and I've had sex so fricking pull the incel card on me.

    This is the kind of shit people used to make of fanfiction dialog for having

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the romance dialogue is cringe.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese Dub is just as cringe you just don't understand the dialog.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    (OP)
    >This is why I only play Japanese fantasy games
    >WRPG fantasy has moronic dialogue

    Yes, let's take a look at the quality Japanese writing, shall we?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's hilarious though. Jack at least isn't written like a typical KHV JRPG protag

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jack at least isn't written like a typical KHV JRPG protag
        He is, just not the protagonist, and he has a self-aware attitude.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-B-B-B-B-BUT AT LEAST IT HAS DA CUTE ANIMU GIRL IN IT!
      And this is why we shouldn't even acknowledge what these cretinous shitstains have to say in regard to what "your story"/games/romance should involve. It's clear that the only thing they are basing their shit opinions on or even care about is being blinded by tranime and what their REAL tantrums comprise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the Japanese equivalent of Forsworn? I feel like there's a cultural gap going on here...Was this popular in Japan or did the Westerners eat up this shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Says bullshit
      >plays limp bizkit
      >refuses to elaborate

      It's the kind of writing you joke about on Ganker but actually real.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Change all the character's to Baldur's Gate and you would get weebs hating it. Another case of:

      >It's okay when Japan does it!

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be helped.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the supposed best of modern WRPGs is better written than the worst written JRPG of the last decade
    >this proves WRPGs are on par
    Fricking Christ

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worst written of the last decade
      Sure, if you discount every single other JRPG published within the last decade. Kingdom Hearts 3 was a mile long log of absolute dogshit for comparison and pales in comparison to Stranger of Paradise.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is post-LOTR Western fantasy dialogue so moronic? And how do we make it great again?
    Return to a time when writers deeply held traditional Catholic values.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      move on to your next cringe teenage phase please, the tradcath thing has gotten old
      also you're completely wrong, what needs to happen is fantasy needs to be written by scholars influenced by myth and history and language instead of onions bearded nerds influenced by dungeons and dragons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the tradcath thing has gotten old
        Not him but I was born Catholic, those "tradcaths" or whatever have already moved on to Orthodoxy/Islam/whateverthefrick, and that other guy is still correct

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    (OP)
    >This is why I only play Japanese fantasy games
    >WRPG fantasy has moronic dialogue

    Yes, let's take a look at the quality Japanese writing, shall we?

    >EN dubs

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >European company known for its cringe writing and cringe dialog
    >makes another game focused on romance.
    >everyone is surprised the romances are pure cringe.
    Kek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is surprised
      you don't actually think this do you?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah jrpgs have AMAZING dialogue you fricking politics obsessed homosexual.

    Nothing has made me lose any consideration I had for Ganker opinion faster then seeing you seething morons that probably don't even play video games, let alone ttrpgs, screech like a bunch soccer moms about this game being something it isn't. Goty, stay mad you 2016 tourists. You were never welcome here and you still aren't. /misc/ isn't all of Ganker and we don't get a frick about your gay little social values.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baldur's gate is sitting at 97 percent in Metacritic right now and TOTK at 96.
    Oh no no no no no no no ninsissies... our response?????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOTK is 100% the game that bg 3 is. The critic score will go down when the paid reviews are gone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit hope this is bait

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the troll recoils at the idea of having to meteoritic more than 5 reviews

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played and enjoyed both games.
      Seethe.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anytime a fantasy character says "gods" I cringe. None of these characters believe in gods other than their chosen favorite, just like in real life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess the Greeks didn't exist eh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greeks said "god" because zeus was the clear cut dominance. All the others were his servants, or uppity little shits that got sent down to hell.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            autism is referring to Hercules as "god" when he didn't actually create the world.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one with a functioning brain is confusing demigods with gods, and Greek creation isn't Genesis, there is no singular creator you imbecile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that all the gods actually do exist and intervene directly in the world, yes, everyone believes in all of them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, dieties that are ethereal aren't the god of creation. calling Hermes your god is like calling a janitor the Founder.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet there were temples to Hermes where people were dedicated specifically to him. Besides, neither Greek myth nor D&D has a creator deity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the forgotten realm the existance of multiple Gods is factual, people instead choose to worship deities that more closely align with their values.

      wrong, dieties that are ethereal aren't the god of creation. calling Hermes your god is like calling a janitor the Founder.

      >god of creation
      Abrahamic religions are the only ones to specifically have their singular God also be responsible for creating the universe instead of just having a cabal of Gods each responsible for various different concepts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anytime a fantasy character says "gods" I cringe.
      Same. Especially when they say "Oh my gods"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would they not believe that gods who demonstrably exist, exist?

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want magical gangbang?

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m enjoying these segments, because they’re funny and I like seeing all the different interactions.

    You’re all like a bunch of women expecting some raunchy mature 50 shades tier writing or some gay shit when all I was interested in in the first place was indeed getting myself a hot githyanki gf

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believable line that two adults could actually use in their private intimate moments together
    versus
    >IIIEEEE CHINCHIN SEMPAI YAMETE UGU
    have a nice day

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is post-LOTR Western fantasy dialogue so moronic? And how do we make it great again?
    Too much insecurity at Western Fantasy's inherintly Christian legacy, so by trying to scrub it they end up with something souless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOTR had nothing Christian and was all based on paganistic traditions stemming from Norse Mythology. Christtard has no interesting aspect to it besides crying about sin, even the superstition within it comes from people in that region appropriating their old faiths and incorporating them into the new.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LOTR had nothing Christian
        Embarrassing cope

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paganistic traditions stemming from Norse Mythology.
        I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Besides folk pratices in the Baltics that lasted into the 1800s, most recorded pagan stories that then inspired fantasy are still inheriently Christian.

        Said stories were recorded from pagan oral tradition into writing by Christian monks, retold with Christian morals in mind, and generally have an inescapable Catholic flavor to them.

        This is a problem, because if you reject this, you end up retelling a very artifical modern form of Paganism, such as trying to sell old paganism as Wicca, that does not "feel" realistic at all and takes the audiance out of the story, even if they themselves don't understand why.

        Asia is generally better at handling this. Many of their writes will make anti-buddhist stories, but still be baked with buddhist concepts and imageries.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Many of their writes will make anti-buddhist stories
          Name one

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Attack on Titan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christian legacy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        name 1 thing Christians successfully banned post ww2

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In 2021, Texas banned abortions beyond six weeks of pregnancy. When the Supreme Court overturned federal abortion rights the following summer, a trigger law in the state banned all abortions other than those intended to protect the life of the mother

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            woah, christards banned killing babies?
            Its over babykilling sisters... we'll have to go to the next state over to kill our babies now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uganda enacts harsh anti-LGBTQ law including death penalty.
          Christianity is the predominant religion in Uganda

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pacifist murderless cuck: I think murder is wrong
        >based murdering gigachad: then don’t murder

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"damn I really want to sex you"
    >this is inconceivable dialogue to vee

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how the shill campaign was not about praising the game for gameplay, writing, story or characters but about attacking anyone who didn't agree with wanting their butthole drilled
    and now somehow it turns out the game is trash
    wonder why
    glad I didn't waste storage space on this crap

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how the anti-BG campaign was not about criticizing the game for gameplay, writing, story or characters but about attacking anyone who wanted their butthole drilled
    and now somehow it turns out the game is GOTY
    wonder why
    glad I purchased this game

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking women who wrote the companion encounters should be stoned to death. You either get railroaded into being a butt pirate by being polite or be a complete ass with no in between.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God the Witcher Netflix show is pathetic. just watching the last episode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get excited because BG3 is more of that writing :^)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having the best possible Geralt actor but decide to ruin everything by making him a sidekick

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Industry was tken over by drama kids, gays, communists, etc

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jrpg

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically just remove dialog systems altogether and you'll make these games 20x better.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All BG3 threads seem to have tourst problem today.
    Consider playing the game instead, if you like it.
    Or talking to your family.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only play jap slop because you're a weeb. No need to justify your addiction to tranime with cherrypicked scenes. There is no more cringe-worthy dialogue that what you find in weeb games.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person Black person Black person Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingen

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this dialogue feels dumb to me because I'm so unlovable that even a girl wanting to frick me in a fantasy game is unbelievable

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a MALE character said that to a female character it would LITERALLy, not figureatively in the slightest, be R@p3!!1

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That character is fricking garbage but clearly the writer in charge of her didn't write the whole game. Just kill her when you first meet.

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker (a group who categorically has zero real life friends) has zero idea how a DnD session functions or how people lightly roleplay (usually with a slight comedic element)

    Losers lmao

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only cringe dialogue is from your PC, and only if you pick it. Don't be a dope.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    another easy ass bait thread
    smell ya later suckers

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread. See you in the next anti-BG3 thread

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