This is WHY Japanese people ignore FF7 Remake/Rebirth

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them were Japanese, aside for maybe Yuffie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only person in the game with kanji in his name is Professor Hojo, even the Wutai people are all katakana.

      https://i.imgur.com/qJYTjUe.jpeg

      Write Japanese...

      I asked a Japanese person about this, they just find it "exotic" but it can be a bit frustrating for people who don't know any English at all. Even though most of those would be in katakana they wont always reconize the words.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying attention leads to neglect
    Sounds fake, but ok.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind Nanaki as a kid, but nowadays he reminds me too much of furries. Not sure if I've been brainwashed by hatred or if I've just developed common sense when I start questioning talking human-like animals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's because he used to be stoic and now he's a heckin' doggo meme

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Original game has a one off silly moment you get a giggle out of in passing.
        >Modern game needs to make it an entire event
        This shit just gives me a headache

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There's not a one-off silly moment I don't cherish!"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Somehow the bald bar scene manages to replicate the tone of the OG perfectly in this respect. It's honestly amazing how the writers could understand it for that one scene, but frick everything else up so badly.
          The Hojo encounter at Costa del Sol might be the worst offender of this in the whole game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's obvious you and many others' imagination of the character's voices in the OG's been shattered by the devs interpretation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      animal people/talking animals used to be unironically cool
      its only disgusting leftist furry homosexuals that have made you question them
      that shit didnt make ME or YOU into disgusting degenerate homosexuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue I have with his voice is because it's basically a split personality.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer cuck homosexuals ruin everything, this is why we call them homosexuals and disgust people and hide online.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have a copy of red XIII tattoo for over 20 years
      >now it needs to be hidden forever

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of Japanese games do the; "Half the menu is in English"-meme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than just writing all of it in katakana and pretending it's a proper translation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, nips even think it's weird and off-putting if the interface elements are too japanese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's your goal with necrobumping threads? What're you attempting to do?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks kinda like Engrish, I guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First of all, they might not even know lowercase letters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some JRPG Devs (especially Square Enix) don't understand what the use of UI design is, you know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just cringed at some parts of Rebirth.
        Battle/Menu UI design included.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a news ticker than a UI...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for sure. breaking-news junkies' work.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asiaticmen can't even learn basic english and get filtered by something so simple
    lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same reason most white americans can only speak american; their internet is japanese, their media is japanese, everything they need to consume is in Japanese. Why would they need to learn English?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just like how Germans only speak German.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The markets and demographics are ENTIRELY different.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Germany, France, Italy and Spain all get more translations and dubs than anyone else, yet your average person from those countries understands English perfectly. The Japanese are brain damaged.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Germany, France, Italy and Spain all get more translations and dubs than anyone else yet

              Because they're all in the same western cultural sphere, there's a demand for American and European content because people can relate to the underlying philosophical concepts and cultural references that we're not even conscious of.

              That's not to mention that America has a massive population and economic might, which along with the Marshall Plan more or less meant that it was inevitable for the last few generations to be proficient in English, compounded by the internet.

              So, naturally, we tend to learn English through cultural osmosis, whereas there's very little opportunity for Japanese people to do so because we're fundamentally different cultures.

              They're not aliens, of course, we can still relate on a broad level as empathetic human beings, but there's a reason why the majority of non-capeshit Western media flops there or isn't even released, or why western audiences and Japanese audiences will quite often have almost polar opposite opinions on products from the Japanese subculture (anime, manga, video games, jrock/jpop/denpa music, Murakami).

              Why do you think "Japan has shit taste", both ironically and unironically, is such a popular mantra amongst Japanophiles in the West?

              >your average person from those countries understands English perfectly

              Young people yes, but you're overestimating France, Italy, and Spain.

              tl;dr western culture VS japanese culture

              [...]
              Ever heard of the 'Enter' key?

              Sorry stranger, must be scary to see a block of text without Reddit spaces breaking up every line. Fixed it to hopefulyl make you feel included!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                TL;DR: Japanese people are stupid and are ironically incapable of learning other langues.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit, because chinks and asiatics can learn english and speak it perfectly, but not japs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most Chinese and Koreans are bad at speaking English, just like the Japanese. Yeah, the Japanese English teaching system is arguably a lot worse than in Korea/China, but the underlying issue is with the languages themselves.

                It's very hard for Takeshi to learn English, and it's very hard for Davido-san to learn Japanese. Meanwhile Pierre or Hans can pick up English in a few years.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > your average person from those countries understands English perfectly
              absolutely not, source I lived in three of these countries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would they need to learn English?
        Because everyone else has decided that English is the most convenient language to interoperate in due to a combination of historical momentum and linguistic quirks making the language accessible for adult learners.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At this point, any anon you reply to from weeks ago might as well have died after that made their post on here. Not sure why you queers act like your having conversations when /vrpg/'s just a pump n' dump board.
          >B-But muh slow board!!
          Not an excuse. 90% of posters in threads like these left after they make their b***hy comment. Dead Internet Theory is real on here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >90% of posters in threads like these left after they make their b***hy comment. Dead Internet Theory is real on here.
            Thats not what Dead Internet Theory means.
            Dead Internet Theory says internet consists mostly of bot activity created to brainwash you into buying something by making it appear more popular than it actually is through AI "fans" and manipulate public perception about world events etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would they need to learn English?
        Because Japanese is an extremely inefficient language.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If they want to learn a efficient language they would just learn german. English only good for cause me bad english still understand.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    japanese games have always had english text all over them.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Ever heard of the 'Enter' key?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deleted his post
    KEK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon was kind and thoughtful of reddit refugees.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nojima was the writer, Kitase was the producer, directors were Hamaguchi, Toriyama, and Nomura as a trio, but Nomura's tendencies are well known, so he cops all the blame. Poor fella.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kitase is still the brand manager, head of CBU I and a board member.
      He gets all the blame, all the time. Until he stops releasing slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura gets all the blame because he's the artist, so his contributions are visual and easy to digest. The others' part of the workload is more abstract and much harder to separate from their coworkers', like the writing or general ideas. You don't have any way to know if a particular plot point or gameplay feature is from Nomura, Nojima, Kitase, or any number of literally who's on the dev team. But you know exactly who designed Cloud, so people just to tend lump everything onto the guy with a face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nomura gets all the blame because he's the artist

        Hell, people try to blame him for Parasite Eve 3rd Birthday when it was the fault of Hajime Tabata aka the hack who also ruined VersusXIII with his FFXV casual pandering slop

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Honkai Star Rail is why people are ignoring FF VII Rebirth. No RPG could beat it in Japan (65 million month.)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Rail is boring and hardly an RPG.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3416582
    Go shit up the other Rebirth thread with your bugmen shitposting, zipperhead wannabe.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura: Haters may not think you're all true fanboys and fangirls, but you all know what I think?

    Japanese gamer A: Not interested.
    Japanese gamer B: Pathetic.
    Japanese gamer C: Back off.
    Japanese gamer D: A**hole…

    Nomura: What?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JP sales numbers dropped by 90% in Week 2
    lol
    It's up to the West to save this masquerade of a trilogy.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You okay?

    "Y-E-A-H..."

    You're looking weird, UI.

    "I_A-M?"

    Really weird.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The three options for a Chrono Trigger remake that were suggested by Kitase include:
    >A straight up port of the game
    >A visual remaster
    >A FULL REMAKE IN THE SCALE OF FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE

    NO! NO! PLZ NO! DON'T DO THAT!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toriyama will raise from his grave if they do that just like he raised from retirement when murricans made db evolution

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean, they hate Engrish huh?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy VII is the best JRPG ever!

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone, thanks for everything. And... I'm sorry. Sorry... Sorry... Especially you, FF7. I'm really sorry You've been so good to me...... I don't know what to say... I never lived up to being 'FF7R'. FF7... Maybe one day you'll meet the real 'FF7R'.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh? Nipss complained japanese in this game is so hard to understand as well
    Nomura, Nojima really like double meaning dialogs that no one enjoys.

    These old hacks can't help themselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nomura, Nojima really like double meaning dialogs that no one enjoys.
      Because the average IQ has dropped 20% since their generation

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is game of the decade tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy cope

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being an exclusive has nothing to do with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese don't care about PS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was my point esl-kun

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, that's totally why.
    Certainly it couldn't possibly have anything to do with having ass-raped the story with the abysmal MCU-aping fanfic garbage

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF?! How did they manage to make it so ugly?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not ugly, just cringy.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about "Cait Sith"?
    His Japanese name should've always been pronounced like "Ket Shee" based on Gaelic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about him? His japanese name is ケット・シー (ketto shii) which is as close of an approximation you're going to get when working with japanese syllabary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's so sus.
        How can japs read this "CAIT SITH" like that even though they can't read English?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz ff7r devs hate japanese people/language.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I like the devs now

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bot thread.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to AI, Square Enix dumped their own human designers.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst case scenario the part 3 would never get released...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be "Final Fantasy VII Redemption," I guess.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith has a big ass

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nu-tifa looks boring and generic as you can get. without her the whole game become an homosexual parade. frick ff7r.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The English battle enemy states “Pressured” and “Staggered” are respectively called “HEAT” and “BURST” in the Japanese version.

    Makes no sence at all.
    What does the 'Japanese version' mean?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "japanese = hiragana + katakana + kanji + engrish"-meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have played Kingdom Hearts, you already know very well what we mean by “Nomuraism”, right?
      What they meant by "Japanese" is,perhaps, a synonym for that.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is what we call a lack of creativity, y'know.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The question is, how long will Janglish stay alive in video games.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SE has just shat the bed with the mainline ones with 15, 7 Remake, 16 and now 7 Rebirth. So sad and hopeless.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 was incredibly innovative at the time and influenced the genre for a decade, but FF7 Remake and Rebirth aren't and don't.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible game tbh
    Added to the list of the only FFs I would NEVER recommend (9, 13, 15, 16, both 7 remakes)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you necrobumping, copypasta shitposter.

      [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most FF i wouldn't reccomend are from X to latest one,what is the point if it isn't made by sakaguchi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back on it now, he might've been the best coordinator for Final Fantasy series.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not an rpg

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Teenagers these days don't know FF series, I mean.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. There's nothing we can do for Square Enix now.
    RIP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day necrobumper. What threads could you even be trying to kick off the board with your no life shitposting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you're necrobumper too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think necrobumping is the issue, there's been multiple posts that have been deleted by mods and subsequently reappeared. I think the mods may be at war with each other over this thread.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SE must delete Chadlley and Mai. They annoyed me so badly every opportunity they had.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go full moron and chase trends like nfts and game of thrones YEARS after that shit dies, moviegames, "LE HECKIN SUBVERT LE HECKIN EXPECTATIONS!!!!" in the most requested remake of all time
    >NOOOO WHY IS OUR COMPANY DYING
    You shall deserve it.
    That's all.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have FF7 Remake on Ps4. I really nenachu this series lol If I had the room for more games I'd get the 2nd and 3rd one. I'm certain all of them are not only reputable yet ever-learning too. They teach you really great lessons! For instance how to master magic! Remember: Kekopuchua lol The one thing I'm really worried about though is Square Enix. I seriously think they should just shut down or something. Isn't that enough commemoration? Which reminds me I gotta get back to playing my SNES App on my SmartPhone.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst menus i've experienced in a long time.
    I don't get it, how could they do this?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its not even trying to "remake" original one, theyre just copypasting the chassis of our games onto their project in a sloppy way and calling it 'cutting-edge'.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quit necrobumping bumping this dead fricking thread.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would have bought a PS5 for a legitimate FF7 remake if they simply did these things
    -Updated the graphics but kept the spirit of them. Hyper realistic FF7 is absolutely soulless.
    -Expanded on OG's material and background solely.
    -Turn based
    They would have practically ensured a sale to a huge percentage of millennials who played FF7.
    This isn't really a remake, it's so far removed from its source material it's something else entirely.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect work which sums up SQ's autism symptoms perfectly.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow look at that. 3 posts with bland, nothing statements, bumping the thread at the same time each day.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about Think Before you Sleep making a bunch of posts about FF7?

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was really frustrated, og ff7 is one of the most important rpgs ever but rebirth is so fricking painful i never got more than a few hours in

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, why would JP youths look at Rebirth? They didn't play VII in the first place. And gacha RPGs are much better than non-gacha RPGs, with far better writing, art, music, and encounter design. Sometimes you just have to understand that you are too old, the world has moved on. It will happen to me one day too don't worry. Anyway, Japan is enjoying FGO, Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Heaven Burns Red, and Uma M. It's really that simple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not only youths' thing. even midagers don't look at new ff7. that's the thing. the devs completely failed to recreate it.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an old fan, I do respect Square Enix's sense of beauty but just can't agree with the odd UI/UX.
    I can't understand why they didn't fix it after playtesting.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some nips like English, but some nips don't.
    And thing is, neither read English.
    It's a bit hilarious, really.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even finish Part 1. I knew they were gonna expand the story, but I didn't expect everything they added to be fricking moronic lol. I also didn't expect them to change major plot points that completely change the story-line.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong?
    I think it looks great UI.
    Are you idiot?

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