This isn’t a dragon. It’s a wyvern.

This isn’t a dragon. It’s a wyvern.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find me a biology book that proves your point

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any D&D manual.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        D&D and WoW ruined fantasy

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do Americans really think D&D manual are biology books?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't teach DnD in your school?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        A dnd manual also states some very strong falsehoods about orcs, humans, dark elves, high elves, cat people, lizard people, magic, combat, gods and the general universe when compared to TES lore.
        So it might aswell be called a jigglypuff for all that point is good for

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >biology book
        >dnd manual
        Shit man you got me

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      get a load of this moron

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. I still would.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what it's called im killing that b***h

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care what it's called im fricking that b***h

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly a donkey.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Armour plated cloaca

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    A wyvern is a dragon. Ergo, that is a dragon.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dovah means Dragon so your wrong

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's like saying "that's not a dog, that's a Labrador".

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this isn't a dog, it's a Rottweiler

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice talons

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't matter what it is, it only matters that they are boring and trivial to fight, even in packs

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter how boring it is, what matters is its plan

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If i post lewds would you die?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would be extremely cringe

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP when he reads the little text under the healthbar

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Searching for posts with the image hash ‘uuvjL0vDbpipi+Uk0wc75Q==’. 211 results found.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    post dragon lewd

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a dragon

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. dragonite

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    A 'dragon' is whatever the writer wants it to be. People EXPECT a dragon to be a large, winged, fire-breathing lizard, but a dragon can also be a small, wingless, nothing-breathing serpent. Or just 'a guy', sometimes, albeit people being dragons is more metaphorical usually, it's a sign of how important they are. A four-legged big lizard thing with no wings is as much a dragon as a two-legged, two-winged creature is. Wyvern and drake and all that are interchangeable words these days and only incredibly asinine people try to apply taxonomy to an entirely fictional species. Within a universe, maybe it makes sense, but between different universes, what a 'dragon' is is up to the author.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD, A DRAGON!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      a noodle is fine too

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        smol noodle or beag noodle?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          both

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is a dragon

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently, THIS is a dragon.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    In my native language there's one word for all of those, dragon.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    wyverns are a type of dragon

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No triangle-tipped barbed tail
    That’s no wyvern.
    Two can play at this game, autist

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i laugh at drakengard 3 because the "wyverns" there are basically snakes with wings while dragons are wyverns. except mikhail hates "wyverns" despite technically being one himself

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Either way I'd frick its genital slit and frot with the penis inside until we both came

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    dragon?

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know dude
    if a giant fking lizard that spit elements want to call itself a dragon im not going to arge

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wyvernborn
    Wyvernrend
    Wyvernbreak
    Wyvernsreach
    Wyvern cult(ist)

    I bet an autist could make a mod that corrects those clearly atrocious mislabels in the game. Bonus points for every spoken "dragon" being replaced by a pouting kid voice that just speaks over the dialogue lines. All of them.

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