This isn't a good boss.

This isn't a good boss.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But this is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about this boss is pure unfiltered dogshit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick thought "hey let's add a bullet hell boss" on a game with completely fricked movement, extra large hitboxes and visibility issues up the ass
        calamity has done far too much damage to this game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't actually checked but I've been told they actually went full calamity morons and started patching every little exploit or inconvenience that related to EoL. They're massive fricking gays if true.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            invulnerability from most (all?) sources no longer works on EoL, so yeah
            relogic has been on an autism-fueled fun-hating crusade since 1.4 and i've got no idea why, would be much less of a problem if they just actually stopped updating and let modders do the balance themselves, but alas

            If Terraria 2 is just calamameme I'll pass and stick with Terraria 1 and it's clones. Frick sake, I guess calamity is aptly named because everything it touches ends in disaster.

            i hear you man, i'm still hoping something comes out of the starbound source code leak

            [...]
            terraria is just a series of boss fights. when they add new content that isn't bosses it doesn't matter.

            only HM is, and it's the worse half of the game by far

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to be honest, they would need a mod that basically rebuilds Starbound from the ground up to make it good. Not even Frackin can fix all it's issues, the amount of mods you need to fix performance issues and bugs is insane, the 64 bit version has an innate memory leak by itself. The game's combat isn't built around the restricted movement either. It has it's charm and good points, but it's so heavily bogged down by the bad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Terraria 2 is just calamameme I'll pass and stick with Terraria 1 and it's clones. Frick sake, I guess calamity is aptly named because everything it touches ends in disaster.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Terraria 2 is just calamameme I'll pass and stick with Terraria 1 and it's clones. Frick sake, I guess calamity is aptly named because everything it touches ends in disaster.

          terraria is just a series of boss fights. when they add new content that isn't bosses it doesn't matter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so your that kind of player. The literal worst kind. Creatively bankrupt AND autistic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calamity actually makes the game fun.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Calamity
                THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL;
                OR WAS THAT ALL YOUR INTENTION?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                eat ass
                is split on 1.4 yet?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Split was canned.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                your mom

                >some random steam reviews as proof
                Those are likely 13 year olds. On the contrary lets talk about
                >edgy devaintart ocs and lore
                >the fanbase chasing off their venerated composer
                >gaysol's melties
                >the insane amount of bloat
                >WoW weapon and armor designs
                but yeah, a couple of steam reviews said it was good, in a place where any dissenting opinion would be extinguished.

                don't forget that the creator's self insert npc is a lesbian drunken princess with daddy issues, what a fricking trainwreck

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The brony self insert as calamitus? I thought he self insert as the DBZ Hispanic cyborg. I guess he had to troon out sooner or later.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                close, his self insert is the drunk princess npc
                although it would be funny if it were calamitas, given the large amounts of porn of her

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >some random steam reviews as proof
                Those are likely 13 year olds. On the contrary lets talk about
                >edgy devaintart ocs and lore
                >the fanbase chasing off their venerated composer
                >gaysol's melties
                >the insane amount of bloat
                >WoW weapon and armor designs
                but yeah, a couple of steam reviews said it was good, in a place where any dissenting opinion would be extinguished.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's fine. I do think the change to make his laser go through blocks was a mistake since there's now no reason not to fight him in a huge open area. The trick where you're best off killing all the phase one eyes at the same time isn't communicated very well but I don't think it's a huge issue and it leads to more complex strategy than point and shoot so it's okay as is.

      this is a good boss. It's not even particularly complex just dodge the bullets lmao.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >terraria movement controls are shit
      >dash doesnt even have a dedicated key so half the time you die because you double tapped wrong
      >devs made her ignore all dodge elements negating the only strategy for her
      >red keeps his eye on youtube and instantly patches any cheese strategies
      fricking hate this boss

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        minecart or teleporter cheese works just fine. Did you actually "win"? No, but who the frick cares. When people resort to cheesing bosses that means it isn't fun to fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only cheese it so I can get the stupid summon sword because a bullet hell boss in terraria sucks ass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, I stopped giving a shit. What's funny to me is how many starts that have nerfed against this boss. Dodging and Shimmer both got gutted, they're coming for the carts and ports next, at that point I'm just cheating the item in if I want it. Though doing a summoner only MM run has really left a bad taste in my mouth with the class as much as I love pets. Hope the new patch gives summoner some love at the start of HM.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              summoner was a mistake
              >add minions
              >um ackshually it should be a class

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like pet classes and the whips are cool, but frick sake the AI is so bad. I wish we had a healer class for MP but it's never going to happen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because a bullet hell boss in terraria sucks ass
            That's pretty much most bosses of Calamity, but the mod also messes with the movement speed to make dodging bullet hell more easier.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE MOST BULLSHIT BOSS EVER IN ALL OF GAMING HISTORY
    It's an immense "frick you, piece of shit, why do you even play our games homosexual" to the pIayer. You are immensely reIieved after killing a hand, and when you're thinking "cool", this F-A-G starts spamming the most fricked up moveset ever conceived by mankind.
    FRICK YOU SKELETRON, AND FRICK RE-LOGIC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah mostly because its hard to see what the frick is going on with this fight

      literally just not get hit by the spinning head, get some jump items or something

      Calamity actually makes the game fun.

      its a shame that you need calamity to have an actual proper summoner progression

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fought this boss with my friend and we just abused the nurse and we probably each respawned over a dozen times

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything after golem sucks, expert mode sucks, simple as.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, changing difficulty through blunt damage and hp multipliers is fricking stupid

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thorium chads RISE

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, he's way more fair then some of the fights before him. Master Mode brings out the worst of this game, good fricking god the "bullet hell" bosses are pure dogshit. Especially Daytime EoL, being on MM or not barely matters for that one too.Never doing Summoner only master mode ever again. Mage was much easier.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate corruption
    >git gud
    >you're not even gonna play long enough to have it spread and frick your biomes up
    >just dig huge fugly tunnels all over your map and kill WOF in the correct spot so it stays contained
    frick OFF

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really only an issue to me when you get into hard mode and corruption just decides to spawn on your village.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a good game

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you sure you'd want to lose your life
    >From a witch who had caused you nothing but strife?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringey ass granny

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just make an arena that expands the entire map.
    Shit game

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it blind and died on my first try
    quit the game
    tried to refund but couldnt even though i had only barely over 80 hours playtime
    gave it a negative review instead. make a better game next time.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it on legendary as a summoner after 5 tries but I spawned 100 sigils since I wasn't going to do the Black person pillars 20 times

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    terraria bosses are dogshit and i'm tired of pretending they're not.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

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