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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooooo you can't make shitty jokes while i speedrun! this is heckin serious!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello chibi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo look at my moustache and earrings i am a real individual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would really prefer if youd be quiet.
          but yes you are correct

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke implies people were laughing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't shitty jokes. It was nonstop shitty jokes. one liners that made no sense, literally just saying the stupidest shit. Caveman just got sick of it because he was actually trying to play the game. Chibi fricked it up really bad.

      The worst part being that Caveman didn't even want Chibi up there, there was an "extra spot" on the couch and he shoved is moron ass into it. They weren't friends, they had no friends in common, they didn't run the same games, nothing. They didn't even really know each other.

      Chibi put himself into a situation he wasn't ready for, and he paid for it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"NO YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO SOCIAL EVENTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE!!!!!!"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          irony poisoning.
          Terminal, I'm afraid.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When you "pretend" to be moronic so much that it stops being "ironic"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. And you look like that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chibi won though. He earned lolcow status and has subsequently made twitch dollars from haters. His name is immortalized.
        Caveman however still flounders in obscurity, his only twitch chat moments muffled by “I’d really prefer if you’d be quiet” repeated ad nauseam. He was in the right, but the course of internet history favors the clown, not the clowned.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One is trying to secure a teaching job to make peanuts in a foreign country
          >The other decided speedrunning is in fact gay and decided to just chill on an Indian reservation
          IDK...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao we call that a QUITTER

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The grand prize for sticking with speedrunning is trooning out though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                a quitter once a quitter for life

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              speedrunning is moronic though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        still, caveman could've handled it better. there's not really any good reason to mistreat the guy and humiliate him on live stream

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mistreat
          >humiliate
          >>I'd prefer it if you stopped talking
          omg how horrible he abused that poor moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            mocking someone and talking to them like that is something I'd consider mistreatment and caveman knew the thing was streamed so he was definitely aware that it'd be embarassing for chibi. caveman isn't a good guy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              disagree

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                powerful counter-argument

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not everything needs to be an argument. you can agree to disagree.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one who responded to me dude, don't talk to people if you're gonna act surprised when someone actually argues back

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually i’m just a random anon throwing in his 2cents that your logic is disagreeable
                that’s worthy enough input in my eyes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Caveman gave him plenty of chances to realize his stupidity beforehand, when he started to answer back with soimple short answers like "good joke" or " I believe" that was a clue for Chibi to pick up. Caveman got rightfully pissed as that autist didn't get a single fricking clue so he had to explicitly tell him to shut up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                so? chibi wasn't being oblivious on purpose and there were more POLITE ways of getting chibi to shut up. He didn't have to resort to what he did

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie if you can't understand subtelty, expect people to be direct about it. And even then the way he told him was pretty polite.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                almost every autist I've met misses those kinda cues, they're clearly not doing it on purpose. Uh it wouldn't be something that constantly gets posted on Ganker if it was a "polite" way of handling it

                actually i’m just a random anon throwing in his 2cents that your logic is disagreeable
                that’s worthy enough input in my eyes

                telling me my logic is disagreeable when you haven't done anything other than just essentially say "nuh uh"
                I think that's pretty worthless input in my eyes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's a polite way to handle it? Tell me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                tell him to leave comedy to the professionals or if he still wasn't getting it just mute your mic and tell him politely to shut up

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leave comedy to the professionals
                >polite
                Clearly you're fricking autistic too.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >telling me my logic is disagreeable when you haven't done anything other than just essentially say "nuh uh"
                I think that's pretty worthless input in my eyes
                then we can agree to disagree?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow you responded like a first grader, you really showed me dude

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound mad :/ my point is as it always has been from the start: you can agree to disagree. or you can be mad. choose wisely.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                again, he responds like a 1st grader

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt someone else invite him up there because it was his birthday

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be japanese

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have fun making 15k per year while working 80hrs a week at your shitty eikaiwa, chibi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but it's the organizers of AGDQueers doing it. Apologizing to Air Canada. Awkward silence and clapping for money is all these power-mad jerks want.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was funny when air canada tweeted back saying basically "...what?"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy WOULD NOT shut the frick up, did you watch the video?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just waiting for the inevitable chibi scandal where he either flatout goes to jail or gets deported and permanently banned from nipland
    only a matter of time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking bets on how he does it. Perving on underage girls? Being forcibly ejected from whatever village they send him to for walking around in cosplay 24/7? Shanked by the yakuza for going to the wrong massage parlor? The possibilities are endless and I cannot wait.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't talk about Tomba or Tomba 2 ever again
    I fricking hate you all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you particularly want to talk about regarding both Tomba games?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit when Prey '17 released
        Suddenly Prey back then was a huge and popular game and not ignored for decades

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        General gameplay, how well they did the mission structure, especially with the ability to obtain items for quest far in advance as long as you know what you're looking for, Tomba 2's strange fascination with adding voice acting and characters that didn't exist before, etc. etc. Talking about all the various challenges is also worth a talk since so many of them are truly difficult without a guide.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >as long as you know what you're looking for
          You mean like placing plot essential items as invisible objects you have to move your hitbox around in every screen to locate once someone tells you where they're hidden? Yeah, great stuff there...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are only a select few quest items/quests that trigger when you accept the quest. Most others are already there. Simple stuff like using that farting flower to shrink a pig that will become a miniature pig for a child who asks for it only after they transform back into people can be done in less than a minute of starting the game. You can find the guy that starts the hidden village quest early on, and having enough points by grabbing all the stuff early means you can start working on it early. The weird jellyfish creatures you have to throw at one another multiple times to get an item show up early and you can grab it without having to worry about getting it later by going to the right area.

            All this and more. More games should allow you to actively obtain stuff that you know you already need in advance on replays.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't anything to talk about you fricking autist. They are utterly forgettable. Nobody talks about them and it's not because of Chibi and Caveman, it's because there's nothing to say, nobody wants to talk about them, YOU don't even like them that much, you just latched on to the idea that liking them would make you stand out on this god-forsaken shit heap of a video game board

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe because we want a third game or that like two other games have ever been made with similar aesthetics? (Mischief Makers and maybe Nights into Dreams)
        Shit I remember when the meme was still in its infancy (before they reuploaded the original video) I was just happy to know to see a speedrun of it at GDQ before finishing the video.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off. You're the ones that only want it for memes. I want to talk about them because they're underrated gems from the Playstation era. Shame their company was moronic and killed itself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          in an alternate universe where chibi never existed, there would still be nobody but you wanting to talk about tomba. deal.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of people talked about it before. People on /vr/ have talked about it before. It was only once this meme hit that it took away any meaningful discussion of the game. It's not even fricking funny anymore, Chibi is only still relevant because that was the event that opened up the can of worms that was his life, and his numerous frick ups since are more interesting than the initial one. Get new material.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Get new material.
              nooe, sorry anon. you’re asking to move a mountain when you just have to accept the new reality of tomba. tomba died so that chibi may live.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker and Kiwi farms are the only groups of people that care about him anymore. It's really just beating a dead horse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tammi

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these two idiots are made for each other, chibi being chibi but that caveman dude whatever thinking he is in any form better than chibi, now thats comedy.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick your character
    For me, its Zucc(pre-alpha)

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOYPE!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe this wasn't coordinated. Someone had to have told the broadcast team that a mega autist known as Chibi is coming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They actually are on the lookout for anybody that stands out, groups or just alone. And since they're used to maximum tismos, chibi was obviously walking with a huge rearrowd e his head.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Red arrow on his head*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        behold

        https://streamable.com/e4yv5s

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >turns around and exposes his asscrack for everyone
          This is staged right? RIGHT?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even 10 minutes in nipland and he already exposed himself as a massive loser with his fly open and by showing his asscrack on national TV.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wants to move to Japan and start over without anyone knowing of his past so he can become le strong and mysterious gaijin anime protag
          >immediately humiliates himself on Japanese national television after landing
          what are even the odds for this happening

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s what happens when you are born as a cursed being of sin. The last person who inhabited his soul was an abuser of spiritual rights, and now, Chibi must live a life of humiliation in repentance. The nex body to inhabit his soul will have neutral karma and be granted an opportunity to tip the balance in their favor and inch closer to breaking the cycle.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn’t it be the other way around, soul inhabits a new body not body inhabits a soul

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i know everything there is to know about metaphysics
                write a book, please. i'd love to attain enlightenment.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link dead for anyone else?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me

            Hopefully someone reuploads; Chibi being God’s whipping boy never ceases to amuse me.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're completely moronic. There's a YouTube link of the entire exchange on the second reply to that post.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            same, must be one of those "not available on your country" homosexualry

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            streamable is trash and will delete shit for moronic reasons
            https://9tsu.cc/youhananishini231225
            Adam Segment is at 2:26:57

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >White people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get second hand embarrassment within seconds of looking at this guy. This is hard to watch.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually curious to if he has actually seen the interview and how he feels about even glorious nippon is making fun of him now.

          I know he browses this place and his thread on troonyfarms, but he hasn't made any big anime speech yet about it on FB/twitter.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          HAAHAHA THE homosexual FILED A COMPLAINT

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How. Does. He. MANAGE. TO. GET. MEMED.

          EVERY FRICKING TIME HE DOES SOMETHING IN HIS LIFE

          What the FRICK

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lolcows lack the self awareness to not be lolcows

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jfc, how do you fumble shit this fricking bad?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He took Wild Wasteland at birth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          any translator anons know the gist of what he’s saying?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Asking where he's from
            >why he came to Japan
            >went on his own because last time he visited with a $10k tardwrangler group, wants to move there and teach English (probably because it's the easiest job for a foreigner to get in Japan)
            >presenters say he'll be using a computer
            >Chibi says he's nervous
            >interviewer tells him to enjoy Japan
            >then tells him his zipper is undone
            >then says they can see his backside too
            >presenters say it's embarrassing

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a great start to his epic japan quest
              he’ll be a modern day kappa mikey

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He cannot understand a basic question like どちらの国から来られた

            ngmi

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even davido kun was able to say where he was from.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Davido kun was a dedicated autist.
                He 100% focused on anime and idols and Japanese shit.

                Chibi is an autism grifter. Speedrunning, furry erp, now Japan, a thousand autismos master of none.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a thousand autismos master of none
                lol, accurate

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Davido kun could actually hold a conversation. Chibi couldn't even say from which country he's from in japanese ffs

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really don't understand the no particle. Where's country sounds fricking weird in my burger english brain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't "no" a possessive particle? It's like " 's" in English I was taught. So like "Davido no Onigiri" would be translated to "David's Onigiri"

                In that sentence I quoted "Dochira no Kuni" is like say Where's Country, right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that's not everything の stands for, in that sentence it stands as "of"

                "which of country", basically.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The の particle can also be used to modify a noun with another noun in the same way we would put one noun in front of another. どちらの国 is literally just "which country." Or perhaps "country of which direction" would be a more literal way to demonstrate how it works in this case.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you use "or"? That's the one thing I don't get. "to" can be used as and but I don't know how to say or

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A or B
                AまたはB "literary"
                AかB "spoken"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How long does it take listening to Japanese to actually understand it? I've been studying ~3 months listening every day to news and stuff while studying vocab and grammar but I seriously can't hear it. They talk so fast it sounds like 6 different words become one single word and it gets worse with different accents. I'll completely know the words these people say but I can't hear it when they talk.

              I've even visited Japan for a month this year and struggled to hear basic words. Frick. Sometimes they even say "hitotsu" as like "shtotsu"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >listening every day to news
                you got memed by redditors terrified of being called weebs. news is a waste of your time. learn through something you'll actually enjoy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weeb stuff doesn't seem natural though, it's way easier to hear and understand compared to IRL in my exp

                bro you simply need to live with someone who is fluent to learn a language. its not rocket science. if you're not going to use japanese daily for regular irl conversations and shit why the frick are you even learning it? muh nip media?

                I wanted to try moving there since I have CISSP and cyber exp in DoD, there's a lot of DoD jobs that want my experience in Japan. My best friend also moved there and has been there a few years and despite speaking barely any niponese loves it. I've visited 4 times and am tempted to just try it out. I also wanna play visual novels and watch weeb garbage without subs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro you simply need to live with someone who is fluent to learn a language. its not rocket science. if you're not going to use japanese daily for regular irl conversations and shit why the frick are you even learning it? muh nip media?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That interviewer is speaking in a very slow and calm cadence, so it's as easy as it gets.

                I don't say that to discourage you or anything, 3 months is basically nothing when it comes to language learning, just keep at it. I'd say half a year to a year is the minimum to understand comfortably easy and slowly spoken Japanese.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's slow?! I even rewarded it and can barely hear dochira and there's no pausing between the words basically at all, it sounds like she's rapping

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rewinded***

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's slow, basically anime cadence, nothing compared to a natural informal conversation between men (women tend to speak clearer for some reason).

                Just keep at it anon, language learning takes time but even Japanese morons are fluent in Japanese. Whatever feels impossible to you now will be nothing in one year if you keep at it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you guys nicer than even /jp/ and more informative. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm gonna become at least N4-5 by end of 2024!!!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                been living here for 5 years now, language learning
                comes in bursts and plateaus. You'll struggle to understand or produce anything, then you'll suddenly have a breakthrough and gain a lot more confidence, then you'll hit a new plateau, rinse and repeat

                basically just don't give up if you REALLY want to learn. Keep at it regularly and you'll piece together more and more stuff in time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you enjoy living in Japan? I'm tempted to try since my best buddy loves it. It doesn't seem as bad as foreigners make out on rebbit and the internet in general

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love it, yeah. I think a lot of the foreigners online come over either expecting it to be a perfect magical land or are already jaded fricks

                I'd highly recommend giving it a try. English teaching is a piss-easy way to do basically a one-year working holiday. Try it out, see how you get on with daily life here, and figure out what you want to do from there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be able to get a 90k USD job on a mil base in Yokosuka or western kanagawa, I think I'd be living pretty well. It's just the language barrier that scares me, I'm already comfortable using transport and stuff since I've been there several times. Good to know. To me Japan's best feature is its amazing rail access to the countryside and elsewhere. I'd love to go into the mountains on the weekends without needing a car.

                My bestie lives in Nagoya and goes up to Gifu/Nagano almost every weekend

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, in that case you shouldn't have to worry about the language barrier at all, especially around Kanagawa since that's right off of Tokyo's border. People here are pretty appreciative of effort above all for the language, so just give actual attempts at it and they'll try to be accommodating

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but I've lived in Japan for 8 years now. I love it and it was the best decision I've made in my life. People on v, on reddit and the internet in general all shit on it, saying things like you'll never be respected like this homosexual

                >going to Japan to become an English teacher
                Why the actual frick would he even do this? You will not be respected by anyone over there if you do it. You have to have a better career.

                They have no clue what they are talking about.

                If you want to do it, do the jet program. Don't work for dispatch companies like Altia or Nova or whatever, they actually do pay peanuts and are shit in general. While I was on jet they paid for my house so I was only paying for internet, gas, water and electricity. I was well respected and known in my town. People always invited me over for dinner, to go hiking or fishing, things like that. And when you see the other people doing the job, there are for sure some whakos, but there are people who are great teachers, really into it and enjoying life. The people that shit all over it are without a doubt jealous, bitter buttholes. After I did the max 5 years on jet I moved to Osaka to join a "real" company. I make more money now, but pretty much every day I wish I could go back to my town and work at my school again.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i’m amazed people found this so quick, he just moved there didn’t he?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he hasn't moved yet

            the video was taken from his second vacation there

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          my 2nd attempt and I made it 17 seconds in before I had to abort. Just the other day I thought I was thinking that I'd built up quite the immunity to cringe, but boy was I wrong.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pussy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not just cringe, it's pure contrattractive force. this guy exudes creepy vibes, like you're somehow going to get sick just by witnessing him.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Understandable, you are watching a sex offender trying to fit in with a new society after all

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does every Jap tv show have visual clutter all over the screen?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a natural autist. He gets into these situations everyday no matter where he may be.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most autistic morons ever recorded
      >gets to live in japan and will probably frick a japanese girl within a decade
      99.9999999999% of Ganker would kill to be this homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >within a decade
        you realise Gankerchads frick practically every day right? why would we want to be that loser?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I just want to say that I feel extremely sorry for you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO this isn't actually him right???

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        behold

        https://streamable.com/e4yv5s

        just watched and yes it IS fricking HIM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_x8_Os2xk

      lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does his hair look so greasy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wants that leon kennedy drip

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because his hair is greasy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        autism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad genes.

        i don't hate him i feel sorry for fellow autists. cause we're all broken, having to try to begin with means you're never gonna fit in anyways. normalc**ts don't have to "try". they cultivate regular ass social skills since preschool like the other 90% of humanity.

        you aren't broken. you're holding on to some preconception that you need a magical "thing" out of your reach. you need to stop being so hard on yourself and find a way to stop thinking about it so much.
        if you're having small talk in person politely agree or disagree and limit your response to maybe 10% of what you actually think about the topic. ask people more questions about themselves. listen to them and try to be kind. compliment people to make them feel better instead reserving compliments for things you actually admire. you're okay, you aren't broken. even if you're ugly. you can't fix this until you let go of your self-hatred. have a good 2024 anon.

        How'd he get a 70k USD job?

        some soulless salesperson job where he gets bonus pay depending how much he sells
        he’s an autist so he makes the customer unable to refuse

        it was specifically in-person phone / internet issue repair service. his company had technicians on site visits pushing upsells to elderly customers when they're visiting them at home. his autism apparently works well in that demographic (isolated elderly people). one of the coworkers on his team was on kiwifarms a few months ago sharing photos of how filthy he left the company car and relating anecdotes about awkward shit he would do at work.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    classic cringe kino

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pvre kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 years ago
      frick

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another year…

    Another Chibi x Caveman thread…

    Another monumental joy in my heart…

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure hope Ayyyyudum keeps it in his pants in Japan.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >writes an entire novel
      >*moans*
      Why is this so funny

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When chibi actually stood up and did the jumping jacks
    Well that just happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did it during Caveman's favorite part
      >was literally about to explain how it works
      Lmao

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chibi not changing at all 10 years later. He will forever be an autist.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude just can’t keep it in his pants, no wonder his zipper was down in japan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biggest anime con group in the state on FB with 24k members
      >posts this with a big fricking picture of him
      chibibros....how will we find roomies now to bribe with an excessive amount of alcohol?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino name

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jun 25, 2014

    Almost 10 (TEN) years ago and Ganker talks about this DAILY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      smug taytay a cute A CUTE!!!

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god i’m not adam white

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Caveman? His youtube channel is gone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      became a troony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he quit and deleted his shit, then some impersonator scooped up his twitter name and made up a ‘caveman is now trans’ arc

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all so cringey. Trying to fit in, trying to be funny, trying to be part of the group and failing. You hate him because at some point in your life you were him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, but I got over that in high school. Chibi is over 30 and still acts like the protag in his own anime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not protagonist, that's female support.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't hate him i feel sorry for fellow autists. cause we're all broken, having to try to begin with means you're never gonna fit in anyways. normalc**ts don't have to "try". they cultivate regular ass social skills since preschool like the other 90% of humanity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one Chibi, anon
      Nobody, even on Ganker, is quite as pathetic

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE THAT JUMP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      rump*

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm an autistic moron and a total laughingstock infront of my coworkers because of my bullshit, but thank god i never chose to have a career or hobby of broadcasting myself to the internet

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he wasn't inflicted with the permanent autism debuff he'd probably actually succeed in getting laid or at least stay in a relationship. He's not Chris Chan tier ugly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And somehow even CWC has a girlfriend now, even if she is probably part of something more nefarious. Chibi should try going to jail.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man is about to abandon his 70k USD job which he's lucky to have to pursue a teaching career in Japan which pays peanuts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to pursue a teaching career in Japan which pays peanuts.
      WITHOUT A SINGLE FRICKING DEGREE OR PLAN AT ALL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has his full sail game design degree

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to pursue a teaching career in Japan which pays peanuts.
      WITHOUT A SINGLE FRICKING DEGREE OR PLAN AT ALL

      >t.chibi's mom
      he has the power of anime on his side and is gonna fall in love with a 20-ish trad japanese girl and own a cottage next to the sea in Osaka complete with a little shinto shrine to pray at
      his students are gonna love him and refer to him as Adamu-senpai and also take up speedrunning again and break all the previous WR's in TTYD and get to play during GDQ with Caveman sitting quiet on the couch afraid to even make eye-contact with him

      2024 is gonna be the year of the chibster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chibi's mom has a hard life, be nice to her anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How'd he get a 70k USD job?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His mom got it for him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        some soulless salesperson job where he gets bonus pay depending how much he sells
        he’s an autist so he makes the customer unable to refuse

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His mom got it for him. Imagine getting a 70k a year nepotism job, and throwing it away on the fricking impulse that you'd like to be an English teacher in Japan.

        Admittedly, though, Chibi probably hates his job and for good reason. Firstly, it's sales and frick that. Secondly, everyone there probably knows he's a nepotism hire. So, I can understand him wanting to find something else, but not fricking English teaching in one of the most expensive countries to live in lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in one of the most expensive countries to live in lmao

          Have you looked at Australia or Canada?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          70k isn't really that much though. if this seems impressive you should change your career.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, JET teachers make like 20k. Trading down 50k for a job he will inevitably use within the year is a horrible idea.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            70k is a very comfortable amount to live off of. Sorry you are spoiled.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that depends on where you live. it's not about being spoiled it's about developing a skill and knowing your value. don't try to crab bucket when you can put that energy towards fixing your income problems.

              70k is pretty good in most parts of the United States. Probably not that much if you're trying to live in California or New York City, but will provide you with a pretty comfortable life pretty much anywhere else.

              sure, but that doesn't mean anon has to see it as a finish line or some daunting amount to reach.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            70k is pretty good in most parts of the United States. Probably not that much if you're trying to live in California or New York City, but will provide you with a pretty comfortable life pretty much anywhere else.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            70k for a no skill phones sales job is good as long as you aren't in a moronic cost of living area.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Average wage where I live is 27k a year
            You're delusional
            If you have no kids and aren't a degenerate hedonist, anything over 60k a year is basically infinite money

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good for him for not accepting being a sheep and chasing his dreams instead, no matter how unlikely. Most men would not have the balls to do the things he has done, and I actually have some respect for him for this. And most men would simply fold if they became the laughing stock of the internet, but not Chibi.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's just his autism inhibiting his shame.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            a thin line between bravery and madness

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chibi really is my favorite cow. Doesn't have the outlandish highs of a Chris-chan or Cyrax, but he's been a consistently silly little moron for a decade straight with no sign of improving.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Davido kun was based as frick and it took intentionally misleading subtitles to convince you guys otherwise.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t give a shit what you people say, there is NO way he didn’t put up that Bleach AMV for his Father as a frick you to him on purpose. Chibi knew how much his father hated anime, knew that he had enough autism to sway his family into being okay with it, AND had a shitty relationship with his father. Anybody believing he didn’t deliberately put it on out of spite is lying to themselves.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chibi's mock funeral for Iwata

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when chibi dies, the remnants of us will be holding a mock chibi funeral

      I don’t give a shit what you people say, there is NO way he didn’t put up that Bleach AMV for his Father as a frick you to him on purpose. Chibi knew how much his father hated anime, knew that he had enough autism to sway his family into being okay with it, AND had a shitty relationship with his father. Anybody believing he didn’t deliberately put it on out of spite is lying to themselves.

      we’ll play the bleach ost for chibi

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would really appreciate if you would shut the frick up. Shut your fricking face. Close your fricking mouth. I'm trying to concentrate.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read in other thread his job was a sales job. Does he make his sales by giving his clients so much cringe they buy his products purely out of pity? Or is he so insufferable they just pay him so he can leave sooner?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird how much staying power this one has, i dont even think cave man has an online presence anymore, where do the years go fellas.. have a happy new years, hears to some some new oc in the next decade

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont even think cave man has an online presence anymore
      he rebranded himself and has a private twitter but yeah, he pretty much deleted everything due to normies shitting on him for being mean to chibi after pewdiepie brought attention to it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pewdiepie brought attention to it
        Pewdiepie shills for chibi? Lads, I think we might be making fun of a wrong person this time...

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer if you would have a nice day, NOW!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white man in asia
    >get any piece of ass he wants

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      real life is not anime homie. japanese people are insanely racist and xenophobic, just not to your face. its more subtle and behind your back. chibi is a goofy looking autist, no nip woman is going to jump on his dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been 3 times and went to bars in Osaka/Tokyo and not once have I ever seen, in total of 7 weeks there, a girl interested in me as a 6'0" white guy. I'm like a solid 4/10 but still. It's a meme. You gotta be an attractive or chad guy regardless to get interest just like in the west

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >solid 4/10

        thats the problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but what I'm saying is going to Japan is no different. You won't get laid easier than in America.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amerimutt

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the actual state of cis het white males
    HAHAHAHAHHA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chibi is bi you bigot

      he almost got kicked out of his house by his step-dad for being brave enough to come out with it and ex-communicated by his mom

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chibi is bi like a woman. It's all for bonus social media points. Out of all the women he's creeped on, at least one guy would have come forward with weird fetish chat logs if he was actually interested in them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That one chatlog where chibi is writing paragraphs about his giantess fetish
          >The woman just awkwardly responds with *moans* as every response.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if he is cringy and autistic then he is cis het

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truth Is, they're both gays.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell was that one chick that cried in the middle of these stream? (Pic related)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A reminder that the chick who cried was elevated to a decision making role after that GQD and is responsible for siphoning all the fun out of the even

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But who even was she? How has she remained nameless?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is his mom hot?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the two hour interview with him done by some kiwigay
    >where he confirms most of the stories,
    >including the bleach amv at his dads funeral
    >and the one where he ditched some girl he had driven to a club and took her wallet because her boyfriend was there
    >or the one where he got kicked out of magnet therapy after throwing an autism tantrum at the counter
    >later his former best friend joins and lets him have it for all the shit he has pulled while being emotional as frick
    >all while chibi shows no emotion whatsoever and tries to fake it when the interviewer calls him out on it
    really underrated kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the one where he ditched some girl he had driven to a club and took her wallet because her boyfriend was there
      wtf chibi is based?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has his moments when he combines alcohol with his autism

        like the one time at a GDQ where he gets into a fight with another speedrunner because the guy said hey to a girl he was trying hook up with
        the fight was apparently really cringe because of the WWE-style sperg wrestling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he truly doesn't care about dumb shit he's done unless it's currently affecting him. Whining and crying on social media about being a frickup is just public theater mixed with sympathy baiting. He is perfectly fine with (and probably fetishizes) rolling around in shit until he catches a disease.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem with him and most other lolcows is that he naturally is manipulative and a narcissist
        so when shit hits the fan he will go into this defensive mode supported by medication, asspats and therapy to get enough of a dopamine rush to tell himself "it wasn't his fault" or that "all is forgiven, now is my time" and then move on to the next conquest

        he needs seriously needs a tard-wrangler that can see through the bullshit and give him the treatment which his late dad sadly never could

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          see, giving them a name like "lolcow" is exactly what I'm talking. It's dehumanizing. In the end you all just bully people like him cause the power trip feels good

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you supposed to call someone that makes a fool out of themselves publicly, regularly, and without prompting? The nature of the lolcow is that they make themselves known whether you want them to or not.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              call them by their name?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Na they are called lolcows because they get milked like cattle for amusement.
              Dont pretend its a good thing, all of the content comes from the intent of sadistic glee.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not pretending anything. They will do what they do and there is nothing I can do to stop it. You can pretend there is some moral high ground in not acknowledging it, but in the specific example of Chibi and Caveman, he put himself in the spot light. What is anyone supposed to do? Pretend he isn't there?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            alright
            but kudos on baiting the other two guys

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so blame chibi’s mom for not putting him on a leash. he shouldn’t go anywhere near a camera, and it’s not caveman’s job to coddle him and protect him from the big scary internet bullies who are gonna mock chibi for being autistic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not his job to protect him or coddle him but he didn't have to go out of your way to treat him like that either and caveman actually had handled it better chibi probably wouldnt've been nearly as well known. Good chance we wouldn't even be talking about him right now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the one where he ditched some girl he had driven to a club and took her wallet because her boyfriend was there
      This one's based tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >including the bleach amv at his dads funeral
      QRD?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He played a Bleach AMV over a projector at his dads funeral.
        What it says on the tin, mate.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy will just never get it, he’ll always disagree to disagree

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the people who say caveman was too mean to chibi are the exact same people who get suckered into buying whatever chibi is selling and contributing to his 70k salary lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you so desperately want to believe caveman wasn't being a dickhead? do you enjoy mocking people and don't want to feel guilty about it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chibi you were told to be quiet, he wasn't mocking you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, cause no one mocked chibi after that video

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chibi, if you're being annoying, people will tell you to stop.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you get reincarnated with autism, no whining when you get treated like chibi does, okay?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam, you don't get to send your dick to 15 year old girls just because you're autistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see aspies getting bullied all the time, they're picked on way more than other people and the only thing they have in common is the disorder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how invested chibi defenders are. Caveman kept his cool until the autism simply became too unbearable. If he was really out to get the little sperg he would have snapped sooner.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatched this just now and caveman was a c**t from the very start, chibi is the victim here

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think of Drake Bell whenever I see Chibi in this pic.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does ZGDQ start again?

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite chibi moment is him having an anxiety attack on stream playing amogus and then he starts crying while playing fall guys. 30+ year old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine is when his gf at the time discovers and starts reading his kiwifarms thread live on stream while he is speedrunning some obscure Mario 64 romhack.
      She starts crying when she see's that they mention her in the thread and he's just sitting there "bing bing wahoo-ing" instead of comforting her.

      Honestly, the entire thing was surreal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there a clip of this somewhere

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ and he just keeps playing and streaming why

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2:40

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        her fault for digging up that shit and trying to read it for Stream Content
        also note that she would be reading it at chibi's expense live on stream, and instead of upsetting chibi, she upset herself. she shouldn't expect consoling or coddling over that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta know how autistic people think when they see others get emotional. They see someone get emotional their first thought is fight or flight. The don't understand the emotions the other person's feeling, they suddenly see that person as an unstable unpredictable violent ape they've never met before and they get scared. They may feel guilty about it, but they genuinely don't know how to approach shit like this. To mr autism happy woman and crying woman are two entirely different people.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having autism seems like living hell. Life wouldn't be worth it with such a weird brain

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going to Japan to become an English teacher
    Why the actual frick would he even do this? You will not be respected by anyone over there if you do it. You have to have a better career.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was chibi I'd just erase myself off the internet, how does he keep doing it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He 'erases' himself from the internet once every 3 months or so. He always comes back the next day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does it every few years in-between by applying vidya logic and changing his online name.
      >chibinekodemyx
      >chibi
      >aquana
      >shinyaquana
      >phoenixnaruto or some shit
      Too bad it doesn't do jack shit when they hang him out with picture and real name like in

      kek

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU.
    YES YOU!

    YOU WILL NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE BE CHIBI
    CHIN UP KING

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the horror

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad im not there since vax shit years.
    Didn't know, but they REQUIRE vax status to attend.

    Frick you. We are LONG past vax being NEEDED. if i can go to the store or a govt building without a mask, let alone them telling me to give them a card i don't own, why would this gathering of less than a convention NEED vax card?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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