this man is genuinely retarded

this man is genuinely moronic

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does that even make sense? homie, that's nuts.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In fallout 4 you play as a dangerous psychopathic war criminal or his sociopathic lawyer wife. In hindsight, your son being an evil piece of shit makes perfect sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't the baby wasn't even raised by the father. Emil again just thought it was cool before even thinking. Is the timeline even working out?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nate is from the past and a decorated war hero so he could have been in Canada. I always assumed he fought in Anchorage but they never specified.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha good one Emil!
    >I'm serious Todd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes this extra funny. You could assume he was having a laugh since all the loregays are riled up over the show, but then he backtracks with some gay apology showing that no he was serious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is so fricking funny its unreal, I really thought he was trying to frick with the people whining about the lore

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most "people" on Twitter are, yes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has never played classic Fallout's, and this kind of shit just confirms it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Obvious bait is obvious

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this mas still hasn't been fired.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf does this even mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0:45

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Using new burst of hype and buzz around fallout tv show, I will now do a jk rowling and make a moronic asspull live on x, formerly twitter
      >Did you know that wholesome chungus familyman f4 protag (male) was actually a war criminal as seen in the pre-war footage of televised execution of a canadian featured in fallout 1.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, absolutely foreshadowed. Did you know that the other guy next to him is actually Nick Valentine? Crazy amiright?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qHhwDwR.jpg

        this man is genuinely moronic

        Why do you frickers always forget the best part of this shitshow - Emil pretty much confirming in the "apology" that he'd never seen the cinematic save for that one frame when he made the tweet.
        He legit thought that the laughing guy was a bystander that had to "Watch the horrors of war", which means he thought he stood there to let that gunshot sink in instead of laughing, which he actually did. The only reason you can get to that conclusion is if you watch emd the cinematic right as the leaf gets raked, since the laugh comes like a second later and CANNOT be missed even if you try.
        Like, we all knew it, but we got as close as we could to an official confirmation from Emil that he has no fricking idea about the source material he's working with, lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laughing man is Nate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't fallout 4 set like 200 years after fo1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually expect anyone at Bethesda to understand time? Motherfrickers take decades to make games at this point and think that is normal

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emil is such a fricking moron but i do like the idea of nate being a reformed war criminal, it almost explains all the awkward dialogue

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nora troons btfo

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Emil writes something that is actually really fricking cool for the first time in decades
    >Backtracks on it immediately
    It's like he's TRYING to be bad on purpose rather than just being incompetent.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every person involved in Fallout are morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thing I was involved with is better than thing I wasn't involved with.
      >Also thing I wasn't involved with had it's world destroyed after it ends, and that's cannon because we said so.
      It's the narrative version of play fighting with a child
      >I have immunity to bullets now and I kill you with mind powers

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can it be a war crime if he didn't kill anybody plus it was a leaf

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America has a right to defend itself by invading a another country and slaughtering civilians, just like Israel you fricking anti-semites

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to me everything after fo1 is non canon and badly written fanfic

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