THIS SHIT IS NOT HITTING A MILLION

>only 1.5 million characters created
>2.5 copies sold in 3 years of EA
This game sold 200k copies max
XVI and Yoshi-p fricking won
Zelda fricking won
Starfield is going to destroy this shit

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the second weekend bump. We will make it happen, one way or the other.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    uuh yeah anyways i did a big fart which was cool uuh any games about farts?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this math? Also that number is stupidly impressive anyways.
    Tortanicgays lost again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tortanicgays
      I remember that and it destroyed this board. Why is the entire purpose of this board now to watch and hope AAA games don't do well? The irony is that TOR just released another expansion like a month ago and basically prints money. Even when Ganker is right, it's wrong.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The irony is that TOR just released another expansion
        The true irony is that TOR recouped 100% of it's development cost within 60 days of the games release. Ganker doesn't talk about that though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't want a AAA game to fail, you're a shill and a bootlicker. Also, hating things apparently makes you unique cause you're not part of the majority of gaming so that makes us anons totally cool.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Larianshill you don't belong here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nboooo you can't just like indie/retro games, you have to eat the slop the big corporations give you and wait anxiously for the next one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, sometimes I just want a fricking disgusting Big Mac once in awhile, frick off with
          >muh indies
          shit. Same mentality as fricking vegans.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you this idiot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont even read anything past one sentence much less write

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah there was a schizo swearing up and down the game was fake and there was no act 2 that it would just crash.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The schizos have moved on to "Act 3 is small and unplayable".
        Can't comment on bugs (haven't had any serious ones so far) but it's easily bigger than Act 2 (I'm not sure if it's bigger than Act 1 - depends on whether we can actually go to the Upper City or if it's just a place to fight the Big Brain).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Act 3 IS genuinely unplayable in coop for a lot of people. Most of my friend groups are either taking a break until a hotfix or just trudging through it, but its a valid sentiment. Still absolutely love the game and really hope they can get it fixed soon enough since it mostly seems to be multiplayer rendering issues.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally, Act 2 is unplayable for me. One of the umbral stones (don't know if that's the right name) in gauntlet of shar is missing from my inventory. Don't really want to skip it after getting this far.

  5. 9 months ago
    sega

    have a nice day charts shitposter Black person
    sega

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mans really tryna sneak yoshi-p in there lmfaoooo

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not everyone made a custom character, you can select a premade if you want.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking moronic?
    Learn what is concurrent
    There are over 9 million copies sold, and you can't expect all them to play at a same time.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shockingly accurate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think I don't see what you're doing. You already posted this in another thread. You a bot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made by someone who never was in a tortanic thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did it sink on the opposite side of hitting the iceberg

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ICE CAN'T CUT STEEL PLATES

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has been like ever since pic related happen. It’s fricking awful. At least the slower video game boards aren’t this bad and actually discuss video games and try to play with one another.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but I get really fricking tired of the waifu posting when shit gets real slow. I know Ganker is an anime site but I'm so sick of ship/waifu gays.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.5 copies sold
    >this game sold 200k copies max
    lmao tendie you are mentally disintegrated holy shiiiiiiiit

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Will you have a nice day when the 5+ million PC only sales are announced? Tendie, Tendie, Tendie. You are pathetic. This how literally how you spend saturday evening.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    g-guys what's going to happen on 8/14?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear wiener
      Your ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear ass
        My wiener

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Couldn't even beat Elden Ring's all-time peak

    Pathetic.

    Elden Ring still has 28K ppl playing it a year and a half after release. Will troonygate 3 have that a year and a half from now? I sincerely doubt it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will troonygate 3 have that a year and a half from now? I sincerely doubt it.
      I know you're just doomposting / shazamtroonying but it's entirely possible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you pretending that not being able to beat Elden Ring, one of the biggest and most hyped up games in the last decade, is a big deal? Let alone for something that's more niche like BG.

      I'll never understand this sort of shit posting. Like if you're just throwing out the bait it's not even good bait really. People just think you're stupid. And if you actually think you have a point you really ARE stupid. So...either way everyone thinks you're a moron. Where's the joke?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same type of person who claims a game is bad at a 91 score cause another game unrelated to it had a 92. BG3 could sell 10 less then Elden Ring and people will moron post about it's proof it's a terrible game. I'm just curious if these teenagers think they're legit being funny cause trying to get attention as an anon is remarkably moronic. As if saying Black person is somehow special to them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >niche
        literally hyped up in the mainstream because of the bear meme

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        His points are so dumb i suspect its actually a shill thread in disguise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring still has 28K ppl playing it a year and a half after release. Will troonygate 3 have that a year and a half from now? I sincerely doubt it.
      I believe it will, thanks to the amazing modding. I am sure the PS5 version of BG3 will die quickly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRPG can T beat a normie game made by from software
      WOOOOOW WHAT A BIG SURPRISE ANON, do tell us more , you seem like a very high IQ individual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so "normie game" is what we call now is it?

        But souls games were previously the "niche" games. You've been spouting these past few days how you turned your niche game "mainstream" and how you're beating FFXVI, Zelda etc. in sales. So why aren't you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 MORE WEEKS
      AND ITLL FALL TO 2K PEAK
      2 MORE WEEKS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >950k for a multiplayer game
      >impressive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Even DOS2 gets 10k players after 6 years. This is going to be one of those games that will permanently stay in top 100. Elden Ring has even worse legs than DOS2.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OVER

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your "numbers" are people that created a characters 3 day after release... on a 100 GB download of a massive RPG.
    You are on an insane level of copium if you think that the game isn't selling, its at the top of the steam chart for weeks.
    People like me who started playing the game this week aren't even in these stats.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >every single person that bought the game in the last 3 years should be playing it day one,
    >that the only way i can justifie my insanity that the game isn't selling well
    I hope you broadcast your suicide when they drop the numbers, I'm saying all your moronic post.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You can create multiple characters
    >yeah bro all lot of people just created tons of character.
    this cope is insane , motherfricker is really evaluation the sales with the number of player in 3 and a half days.
    Another saved post btw, I will repost everything when they announce the numbers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will repost everything when they announce the numbers.
      Please do it. It will BTFO snoyggers and console peasants.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO WOKE GO BROKE
    NEVER WRONG

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look Larian trannies pulled down the Jonathan Blow thread.

    Frick you Ganker troony jannies. You homosexuals are shilling this fricking game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd on blow?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keeps you awake and alert
        >makes even the most boring vidya engaging
        >improves reaction time
        >tastes good going down your nose and into your throat
        >everybody who's anybody is already doing it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT GAMES ON THE GAMES BOARD AIEEE

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You really going to double down on the characters? That's really the mountain you're going to die on? Man, no idea why you're so dedicated to the bit but got to admit, your dedication to this weak ass bit is impressive. Sad, but impressive.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn based game
    >flop
    many such cases. maybe try making a pokemon game next time

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1.5 million characters *created
    *according to their telemetry data you need to agree to **send
    **is blocked by windows by default

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Flopped and shitted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did your mom not get you the game as a birthday gift of something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is nice to have that option. meanwhile, the console peasants will never ever have this option cuz they are moronic, so they have to sell their soul out to the big company. :^)

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm just saying that not breaking 2 million characters in one weekend is horrible
    and you are wrong,
    Not every buyers play their game day one, you can cope all you want but you should hurry before they announce the sales

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >doesn't include Dark Urge
    >doesn't include custom origin which accounts for literally 93% of all players
    You're actually moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its strange, if the total number of origin characters made is 115,177 here:

      [...]

      And the total number of customer characters is 93%... then using that 115k as a base line of 7% of characters, then that means the total number of characters made was only 1.65m. I guess since we don't know the number of dark urge characters isn't known then it could change a few basis points but I don't think it would change that dramatically. Pretty low numbers for a world wide phenomenon.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, doubling down. Alright, well if this is your bit, your bit sucks ass. Have fun with it, I guess.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and you are wrong,
    Not every buyers play their game in the first 3 days, you can cope all you want but you should hurry before they announce the sales
    Better you subhuman?
    What will be the cope when they announce the sales? you should start to think about it now so you have your next cope ready.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, anon, you don't understand. Doesn't everyone have no life and no job? If you buy a game, you should play it day one. Like, come on, nobody works, has a life or friends like him, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman troony no matter how much you stan for these troony Belgian freaks and their shitty game

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still 700k more players than it deserved to have. PC gaming is so dead. At least Monster Hunter 6 will save us next year with a fun rpg.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mh6 will have more garbage mechanics like the fricking wirebug. Game will be shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wirebug isn't coming back but even if it did MH6 would still annihilate Baldur's Turn 3.

        Did your mom not get you the game as a birthday gift of something?

        Cope.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favourite things is when a game Ganker predetermined to hate is highly successful so you see all the mental gymnastics to explain how it's actually a flop.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is BG3 so popular? Even the BG2 remakes didn't get people to lose their minds like this.
    Is this the same effect as Pokemon Sword/Shield? Gaming is just mainstrem so any new release casuals autobuy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAA gaming is in a pretty shit spot for wrpg games so people jump on anything good

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >2.5 MILLION COPIES ONLY
    >1.5 MADE A CHARACTER
    >THIS DOGSHIT GAME SOLD 200K COPIES
    Alright, I turned, your bit is now hilarious. You won me over but by god I hope this is just a bit cause if you're serious, I really needed this pick me up today.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Larian trannies reported the Blow thread that exposed their bad troony game for the bad game it is

    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1896581477

    Trannies cannot stand criticism or dissent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go into the game with a negative attitude assuming that he's going to dislike the game
      >cries that the game won't just let him play
      >cries that the game is generic as frick after seeing a cutscene of a group of monkey people riding dragons chasing a giant squid being controlled by a mini cthulu
      >cries that the game keeps "telling not showing" completely oblivious to the fact that it's supposed to be a DM narrating, becuase it's a D&D game
      >cries that he can't use spells because they have limited slots
      >walks around for 5 minutes after getting out of the tutorial before he quits the game because he "just doesn't get it"
      >says that XCom has deeper combat
      yeah man he sure showed Ganker how bad the game is and didn't just show Ganker how much of a little whiney b***h he is
      lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, it's always ok to use bad info if it backs up their bias. Streamers bad until it can back up my bit. Wonder how long it takes before they start using youtubers as an argument.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        blow (along with his but buddy muratori) has always been the idol of midwits and pseuds

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally who?
          Am I not midwit enough to have heard of them?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >HOLY moronic Black person THIS IS MY FRICKING POINT
    >OF 2.5 MILLION COPIES ONLY 1.5 MADE A CHARACTER SO SAYING THAT THIS DOGSHIT GAME SOLD 200K COPIES SINCE RELEASE IS ME BEING GENEROUS TO YOUR moronic COMPANY YOU STUPID SHILL
    >YOU STUPID BLACK DISGUSTING Black person

    You have no proof of the 200k, you are coping....
    1.6 million player was at 3.5 days , it probably over 3 million now if not more.
    Again you just look like a fool trying to convince that the game is flopping.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies shitposting
    Kys

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Again, tendie. Will you have a nice day when the numbers are announced? You are very invested in this.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember people saying this wouldn't break 100k, there was a thread on launch with a screencap of players at 80k.

    Moving goalposts lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was released almost 10 days ago and yet there are still people seething about its success. Where does this obsession come from?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with this. Let people enjoy their gay bear sex and then realize they got conned 20 hours in. They'll rationalize it away as "I already got my money's worth" then buy the next FOTM slop. World goes 'round.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Data is proving my point
    your data is a weekend you moron, Your "data" are outdated as frick. you are on a copium overdose.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >93% of players played only custom, non-origin characters so far

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until the patch to allow you to top the bear and watch it break the 20mi
    30 if the bear can be female

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Man, you're no fun. I'm starting to think this is real, I don't know. I still think this is just a bit and you're trying your damnest to have some fun. Think I'm more disappointment you keep using Black person like it's candy or something. Like, I'm not even offended, it's just boring. troony, cope, dilate, Black person, it's all just really old. Anons being moronic is never old though so I'll keep playing along that this is just a bit to amuse yourself with.Could try using c**t, I haven't seen that one being spammed lately. Mix it up anon, I know you can do better.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out that after all the bear hype, the game itself is actually really fricking boring.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    noooo its over only 4 doses of covid vaccine can save us now, BG3 bros

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the data stop evolving when I'm not looking
    KEK the denial, tick tock they should not take long to release the numbers.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So the 1.65m characters created would be accurate based on the infographic they put out.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, why are anons so obsessed with player count anyway? For an MMO, sure, but a single player game, 800k is impressive, but what's the idea that if it drops, it's a flop? I mean, other than bait in threads like these. Everyone here is most likely hamming it up but real people do end up thinking like this as serious.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is more the 2.5m sold announcement but their own infographics show that only 1.65m in total have been made and half of that amount are online at once.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually, why are anons so obsessed with player count anyway?
      We would simply like to see it underperform because we're tired of the spam, and playercount is a good way to gague that. Nothing to do with the game itself.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that statistic is only for opening weekend you fricking moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is the peak of any games activity, whats your point?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao august 12 peak is bigger than during opening Saturday

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >over 93% of players rolled a custom character
      >vast, vast majority of players don't want to play as our oc donut steel

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are a moron for 2 reason :
    1:Your whole argument are about outdated data.
    2:Even worse the data is flawed because it's telemetry and a lot of people choose to deactivate it (I did)
    You are just a raging monkey trying to convivence people that the best selling game of steam for weeks is not actually selling well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it does break 2 million sales, you know the goal post will be moved to 3 million
      >Kek, can't even do 3 million sales. Go woke, go broke

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if it does break 2 million sales
        It broke 2.5m during EA you clueless moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet as of the first weekend of release only 1.65m characters had been made. How odd.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How odd.
            How exactly is it odd?
            What are you trying to prove here exactly? That the game is a failure or didn't sell well?
            Frick outta here you moron.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only
            You keep saying that, but the reality is it was only 1.65 million characters made -with telemetry on-.
            Mine was off, and I'm sure most anons here who played the game had it off. This is such an odd cope because larian is obviously very proud of their numbers, and here you basically claiming it ahkshually didn't meet their expectations and was a flop.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Game companies always tell the truth about their sales!!!!

              Pathetic goyslop eater

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this information from larian is real!
                >this other information from larian isn't
                I pity you and your sad life, angry at everything popular.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >angry at everything popular.
                Wanna say Ganker in a nutshell but considering stuff like DnD, My Hero Academia and Windows, Ganker in a nutshell.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                BNHA does suck though. It hovers too closely to SoLshit. Should've went full battle shounen.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Case and point. Thanks for making my point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think my reasonable criticism is anywhere close the schizoid nonsense present ITT or general unhinged contrarianism this shithole is known for, then you're just stupid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you get all that from "Case and point"?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said Ganker gets angry at everything popular. I offered unsolicited criticism. (You) said case and point. One would assume that you were implying I was frothing at the mouth over BNHA.
                Are you saying I'm not?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a hater, sure, frothing, no. Plus, I was just making fun of you. It's Ganker, why are you taking it personally? You're cool, anon. Hate what you wanna hate, just don't go full moron about it, and to be clear, I'm not saying you are or did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've read the mango (well, the first dozen volumes or so) and I watched the anniemay twice now. Maybe suck was a strong word. It's not perfect. There are some really, really good moments, but the good doesn't add up to be enough to outshine the bad. It's mediocre. Perhaps not undeserving of its popularity, but it's not the best or even one of the GOATs.
                >It's Ganker, why are you taking it personally?
                I take everything personally.
                >You're cool, anon.
                No I'm not.
                Becoming overrated is definitely something that happens with a lot of mainstream media, regardless of whatever medium it's in.
                But criticizing that doesn't compare to the shitflinging chimpanzee tier antics regularly on display when people discuss popular things.
                Not many years ago I popped into a fortnite thread just to see what the game was like, and some anon was posting cartel vids just because anons were discuss a popular game.
                It's deep, deep mental illness, and goes far beyond hating on something. The same thing is on display ITT just not as severe. Yet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick me, I typed this huge paragraph then hit the back button on my mouse. Not re-typing all that. Pretty much said "I think you're cool" "Be nice to yourself" "I still like MHA, never hated it, been reading since the Kamino Incident" "I agree with you about the shitflinging"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Be nice to yourself
                No!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, I'll be nice to you then. Have a wonderful day and remember, you matter.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all of us are miserable pieces of shit that hate on everything and spend our lives shitposting on Ganker
                some of us actually enjoy our hobbies and talking about them with other people that enjoy them as well.
                I know it's a fricking shocker for you to hear that, but perhaps just once you can try being genuine in this place. I promise you no one will hurt you for sharing your actual real opinions as opposed to just following whatever hivemind you stick to.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you (you)ing me? I agree with you. I'm making fun of people who hate everything for the sake of hating.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                how much is your underage ass getting paid for shilling this game 24/7?

                also if the game is so good, why aren't you playing it right now?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything you do like so I can call you a shill? I mean, if shill means "I like this", then what do you shill? Anything? Do you like any video game, what would you want to shill?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm pooping.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then what the frick is the point of this thread? God, I miss Mass Effect 3.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys the game was an astounding success. Why can't you just live with that?

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason why people won't shut up about metacritic scores, they need an outward validation and use those numbers as a form of argument from authority to confirm that a game is good or not. Basically, they're Black personcattle and need a herder.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Cope of the Century

    It means that the sales over a three year span are not impressive for a game with this kind of budget. Yeah. It's a real rocket science shit. Three years, lads. Three years. That's the bit your homosexual in shining armnour is pretending never happened.

    Three.

    Fricking.

    Years.

    This pile of dull shit has been on sale for. And now, because of mass marketing, we are supposed to forget that bit and cheer on huge sales that totally only happened in the last week or so. What a pack of disingenuous c**ts. LGBT people really are just lying trash.

    But you know what the real murder stat is? This:
    >only 1.5 million characters created

    Oof.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It means that the sales over a three year span are not impressive for a game with this kind of budget.
      Oh? What's the budget?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judging by the marketing, more than elden ring

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did you make that judgement? Threads on Ganker? Streamers talking about it? How do you know those streamers were paid by larian?
          Because I've only actually seen one bit of marketing from it by a youtuber where larian sponsored a video. That's it. Just one bit of actual verifiable marketing.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the game is not falling lower than 400k
    >QUICKLY COPE WITH IT NOT GETTING TO A MILLION
    the absolute state

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    False flag

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Ganker hates this game so much, why is every other thread about it? It doesn't hit 1 million, or it does. Ok? So what. Play it if you like it or play something else if you don't. This board has serious brain rot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This board has serious brain rot.
      It's pretty much r/gaming accept slurs are allowed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Ganker likes this game, why is every thread about it about how Ganker is mad about the game?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because this board has a bunch of dedicated autists that live for nothing other than to shitpost and derail any thread they can by posting low effort /misc/ bait that other Ganker anons can't help but reply to, which causes a 50+ reply chain of disingenuous dipshits arguing over nonsense semantics while playing Whos The troony.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, I'm talking about the threads where the OP is "the game that mindbroke Ganker." Not threads that get derailed by /misc/ discussion.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is tsundere.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as we can all agree that Square is going bankrupt because FFXVI only sold 3million in the first week on a console no one owns, then were good.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2m for a sex weirdo game is pretty good

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In other words it's underselling to Dragon's Dogma. The great big giant homosex game of the century, and it has to subsist off bullshit even to get any kind of recognition. But I thought everyone wanted to sex the bear? What's going on? Go woke, get rich, right? Ahhhhh! Help me xirsters, the angles of the walls are all wrong!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The great big giant homosex game of the century
      You know...if you are into chicks you can just romance a chick in the game. The homosexual stuff isn't mandatory.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is heavily marketed as an "alternative" experience and the chick has a serious chin problem, so even the straight option has the greasy feel of the sleazy gays who made this vomitous garbage.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Currently trying to figure out if you want her to look like a blonde bimbo or the latest vtuber anime girl. What's your type, anon, this is a judgement free zone.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hahaha the niche dicerolling RPG only had 814k concurrent players!
    What kind of weird cope is this? That's a huge-ass number for a game like Baldur's Gate 3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take a page from Ganker
      >no milly?

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most successful crpg ever, why are you seething?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about the resident brazillian obsessed with XVI

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like it could be from any MMO or C/WRPG

        BEARFRICKER BROS...
        WE LOST....

        good

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEARFRICKER BROS...
    WE LOST....

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent BTFO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      told you, china debasement propaganda

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tencent is running 600K bots to prop up this failing troony game

      Obvious scam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This
      >Floods across China
      The Mandate of Heaven IS real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tencent owns 30 fricking percent
      >no readily available transaction record of the purchase

      CHINESE TOMFOOLERY

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >750 thousand people have a computer capable of running BG3
    sus

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Zeldagay, your DLC isn’t winning GOTY. Should have delayed another year, maybe?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've have to restart from scratch to make that game worth shit. But it'll still win GOTY.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But it'll still win GOTY.
        Nah this year is pretty great in terms of games, it's why only the most avid nintendo wienersuckers are gonna rate BotW 1.5 as GotY.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Totk is the top game of the year so far.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOTY has never been about what's good. TOTK is the exact kind of shit that wins GOTY.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There’s been an unspoken anti Japanese sentiment among the western gaming industry after Elden Ring, BG3 will win because it’s the first quality game the west has put out in literal years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Nintendo wienersucker and not even I think BotW's DLC is GotY. Still liked it but it wasn't great. Good, but like, man frick the Underground. Still angry it was just 4 more divine beasts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda was always going to win. You never had a chance. Isometric ass game lol

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS SHIT IS NOT HITTING 100K

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, more then I expected.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      people only "installed it" (I bet more than just a few people used SAM like I did) to leave a negative review then dip

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >close to 2 million characters created in the first weekend
    >40% had completed tutorial per achievement stat
    So it sold 4-5 million in the EA+first 3 days. It's over, doomposter. And the cheevo is at 80% now, and keeps going down and up all the time because more and more people are buying the game all the time. At the rate it's selling it will be at 10 million sales by end of august.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 million characters created means 4-5 million sold

      Lol no.

      >created characters = sales number
      >character creation is not only free and limitless but the selling point of the game
      >90% of the players will create multiple characters in the first day

      Also, nobody buys a game at launch and then doesn't play it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody buys a game at launch and then doesn't play it.
        Steam achievement stats prove you wrong, schizo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, nobody buys a game at launch and then doesn't play it.
          Anon, your projecting, not everyone is you. If you play every game you ever gotten on day 1, not everyone is you.

          Bought it on lanch but my friend whom i'm going to play it with is a tad too busy. It happens

          This is just straight up false and wrong. Nobody buys a full price game they cant play for weeks. If you did, you are now officially all tied for dumbest idiot in the thread.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            God, another anon playing a moron bit. Fine, I'll play along, here's your (you).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll get to it, i'm in no rush 🙂

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            people preorder, people have lives with other shit going on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, nobody buys a game at launch and then doesn't play it.
        Anon, your projecting, not everyone is you. If you play every game you ever gotten on day 1, not everyone is you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bought it on lanch but my friend whom i'm going to play it with is a tad too busy. It happens

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character creation is not only free and limitless but the selling point of the game
        Maybe for the troony boogeymen living in your head. For the rest of us it's about the story, characters, and atmosphere (gameplay sucks at the moment [frick dicerolling combat]). I spent maybe 10 minutes making my tav and I was off into the world.
        And as has been said multiple times ITT it's 16.5 mil characters created by users with telemetry on. Anecdotally to me it seems like most have it turned off, but I and by extension we can't determine real numbers unless we know the percentage of players who left telemetry on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >here you now a shill directly shitting on his game by downplaying the far and away best part the part that thousands of threads have been made over in the anticipation of its release.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think me being a shill shitting on my own product is more likely than you just being wrong about everyone talking about the game being shills?
            To me it seems more likely that you're just an arrogant moron, but okay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >such obvious bait gets 50+ replies throughout the thread with people arguing against you
        i fricking hate how far this board has fallen. every single thread is nothing but disingenuous homosexuals and people replying to the obvious bait they're posting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Already owned

          >here you now a shill directly shitting on his game by downplaying the far and away best part the part that thousands of threads have been made over in the anticipation of its release.

          >mfw a dndgay tells me making his character is nothing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a DnDgay, I' m a lariangay. I got BG3 because I liked DOS 1 & 2.
            That's why I dislike the combat. I wanted lariankino but I got DnDslop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >90% of the players will create multiple characters in the first day
        Nice stat, Mr. Larian. Care to show some proof? I can actually prove you're wrong with facts and logic™. Swen said EA sold over 2.5 million. Tutorial cheevo was at 40% on the first weekend. That means at minimum over a million people had played. So your 90% figure is factually incorrect. And that's not even taking into account the sales of the first weekend where these player stats from. The created characters figure seems to roughly correlate with the number of people who had played the game on the weekend.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cyberpunk still has higher peak
    Pathetic.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendocuck crying and seething
    Get beared by a goty lmao

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ why has this game mindbroke Ganker so much?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TotK well is dried up for now so they need something to complain about.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring
      >BotW/TotK
      >FFXIV
      >Baldur's Gate
      any other game that crippled Ganker's ass as much?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cp2077
        TOR

        the reactions to ER, 16, and botw/totk are tame compared to bg3, tor and cp2077.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah this is worse.
        People are actually coping by saying the game wasn't a success by complete schizo logic

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This game sold 200k copies max
    >677,651 players right now

    Not killing morons has done incredible detriment to our society.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    honest question, why do you care about how much money a game makes and not just weather or not a game is good, what advantage does the game doing well benefit you in any way, like for real i see so many people doing this all the time, judging games based on how much they make and not just the specific things about the game which is inherently good or well made, what do you get out of it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is they want a big studio to fail cause it's a personality trait at this point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but why, unless they work for a rival company they gain nothing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not logical. Tribalism, console war homosexualry. I'm mostly a wrestling fan but you have no fricking idea how moronic people get about made up numbers that only matter to executives and advertisers. No anon should care but it's a number they can use to get a reaction and shitpost with. Sadly, people keep reacting to it hence why Ganker has gone to shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            well it seems like such a waste of brain power and effort, ive been rowsing for like 10 years but nowadays i only really come here every now and again and im always disappointed, today i figured id ask, find it really hard to understand people these days

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a lot of teenagers or no life adults who come here cause it's the only place you can say Black person or troony hate cause it's really nowhere else you can be edgy, get away with it and has more then 20 users. I still visit just on the off-chance that some gaming news came out.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an unironic 2016 tourist (7 years ago btw), what is the deal with the TORtanic?

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that seems like a lot of people since its a pc only release, isn't the game out on consoles next month?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 version comes out next month
      Xbox version is supposed to be 2024 but will likely never actually ship because Larian won't take out couch co-op and the Series S can't run couch co-op due to low RAM.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think if they are unable to fix series s performance at all, they will just cut couch coop from xbox

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sven already said they'd rather not ship the product on Xbox than remove couch co-op. They're not beholden to shareholders or anything forcing them to release the product.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My theory is that if Microsoft doesn't step in to help with the Series S side of things, it's just not coming out on Xbox. I understand what MS was going for but the Series S is really biting them in the ass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xbox demanding feature parity has done nothing but ruin xbox x as a viable console contender to ps5.
        I despise sony, but microsoft just can't help but sabotage themselves. They obviously want their consoles to fail, there's no other explanation.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          BG3 not running on the Series S makes no sense.
          The game can run on a GTX 970.
          Sony must have bought temporary exclusivity, like they usually do.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ram issue, not a vram issue, correct? Xbox s might have vram parity with a 970 but ram is different issue and something I can imagine microsoft cheaping out on.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one is saying the game can't run on a Series S.
            The game can't run the COUCH CO-OP on a Series S. Because the system quite literally does not have enough RAM to handle it.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is so far ahead of anything released this year it isn't even funny.

    Even the voice acting and animation/mannerisms of the characters is top tier, better than witcher 3 imo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The talking animations are pretty good but any time they do something physical it falls back into jank goofiness. The voice acting is fine but in all honesty FFXVI's VA is unparalleled and its soundtrack is better too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sokken soundtrack
        >better than anything
        It's genuinely one of the worst soundtracks I've heard. Just random arcade or rock music that doesn't belong in the game. There's no sense or thematic cohesion to the soundtrack.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disagree, each character's themes that play with variations on their motifs, the themes of different regions you visit and some particular battle tracks enhanced the storytelling greatly. Not my favourite ost even in the series but nonetheless very good

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly sure how BG3 is as popular as it is. Characters are super weak and the game is the fun police lmao
    >Move half an inch
    >NOPE NUH UH NOT ENOUGH MOVEMENT FUN POLICE VIOLATION SKRRRRT.
    >I just want to hit the damn spider
    >LOL NO ACTION NEXT TURN AFTER 500 ENEMIES.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not exactly sure how BG3 is as popular as it is.
      Did you miss the bear sex?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I Get plenty of that irl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The divinity original sin style overhaul mod will fix everything. Have faith. Two more weeks. Unironically.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people fighting over whos garbage is better? Theres barely any worthwile games thats come out or is going to come out. Bunch of attention seeking morons all of you.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    will never understand people obsessed with metrics they have no hand in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that game was pretty good tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god that humanity isn't totally gone so we get gems like that anon's rebuttal

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