This shit is so boring.

This shit is so boring. The upgrade system is insanely useless and felt like something tacked on, and the weapons flat-out suck. Also the matches thing is useless 90% of the time.
I'm like 4 hours in, does it get better? Should I jump to 2 instead? And is 2 even good?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is way better but 1 isn't that long, just power through

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long do you reckon?

      >I'm like 4 hours in, does it get better?
      No.
      TEW was always nothing but agonizingly generic early-2010's goyslop. Also a proof that Mikami by himself is a pure hack.
      Sequel is just as bad, but OPEN WORLD!

      >slop
      Ignored.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a (You) issue

      TEW1 > TEW2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing 2 did better was the level design not being as disjointed. Every level in TEW1 felt like it was made a different team.

      >tfw beat AKUMU mode on the 360 version
      Never again

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm like 4 hours in, does it get better?
    No.
    TEW was always nothing but agonizingly generic early-2010's goyslop. Also a proof that Mikami by himself is a pure hack.
    Sequel is just as bad, but OPEN WORLD!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we now just posting completely made up shit?
    The upgrade system is very impactful and the weapons are fine (if you actually use the "useless" upgrade system). moron moment?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    has the pc version been fixed or is it still crash / audio but no video city?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      worked fine for me, what's your system?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i played it a few weeks ago, it froze my entire computer 5 times or so and i ended up uninstalling at chapter 13/15 and watched the rest on youtube on 2x speed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again, they seem to have Remastered it for gamepass. Of course Microsoft wouldn't publish those changes to Steam.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if anything the upgrade system gets a little too strong later in the game, you start stunlocking bosses that get built up to be big threats.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the first one enough to beat it but all I really remember was I liked the visuals but the story was cringe. I thought it was fine enough but also I was in the tenth grade smoking blue dream after school playing a pirated version…. I tried to play 2 but it felt like slop

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peaks in the midgame and NG+ in general is more interesting. Also, in what world does the Agony Crossbow suck?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it remains pretty awful throughout. 2 Is much better. Ultimately it's a long dead game that at the time was widely bashed but nonetheless had it's own fetid fans. As time moves on everybody normal stops caring or talking about it while the fans, societal rejects that they are, find a place for themselves on Ganker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everybody normal stops caring or talking about it
      You say that as if normal people can discriminate quality

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I was insulting people who like EW1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon your on Ganker, do you want to talk about how much of a social reject you are?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you type like a gigantic homosexual.

        >:(

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >:)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you type like a gigantic homosexual.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont like 1 you wont like 2, tew in general is just good or shit at random chapters, your probably going to hate the endgame chapters

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this game keep filtering people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's shit

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The upgrade system is insanely useless
    get crit rate, ammo/match capacity, everything for bolts, damage on the sniper. stamina is a meme, upgrade it once maybe but you actually don't need much at all.

    the thing about matches is that you have to stop thinking that it works like crimson heads. they're used to set traps. lighting an object ignites every enemy standing next to it. you can get huge group kills with it. shotgun an enemy in the legs to knock them down, then time your match drop so that it catches fire right when other enemies are running over the downed guy.

    another good trick is to aim at the head with bottles. if you hit an enemy in the head they will get stunned and you can perform a stealth kill. you can even use it on strong enemy times iirc.

    the game is jank as frick but once you understand the mechanics it's immensely satisfying.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm mixed on it, I think its aesthetic leans more towards being schlocky in a bad, obnoxious way rather than charming and a lot of its set pieces miss, but I still like the overall idea of a horror variety collection that just constantly throws new horror scenarios at you, imagine an entire game that's the verdugo liquid nitrogen section from re4.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil Within 2 looks so much better, it's unreal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it really does. You must be blind of clinically moronic to disagree, you're not one of those mikami dick-rider TEW1 fanboys, are you?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh i think both are good but 1 just has something better
          >mikami
          who that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only section where TEW2 looked "so much better" is during the flashback section with the TEW1 bosses, and that just made it sad because you realize what it could have been

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is more polished but the soul is sucked out of it. Giving STEM fricking maintenance tunnels is asinine.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TEW enjoyers
    >I think 1 is better
    TEW2 fans
    >REEEEEE VIRGIN LOSER MIKAMI DICKRIDERS, THEY RUINED MY LIFE AIIIIIEEEEEEEE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone knows that TEW1 +2 enjoyers are the real chads

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