this shit is so miserable man

this shit is so miserable man

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fr, youve got to be some jaded 35 year old or an actual 10 year old child to enjoy this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how people don't grow out of it. Pokemon is just so drab and easy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes me frustrated is that the mechanics are all in place for really great games and the romhacks prove it but gamefreak is so utterly incompetent that they can only produce trash

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see it as polishing a turd. It's made to be a RPG for people who never played them and are 5 years old. In order for it to be good for me it would need to be changed to the point it is barely Pokemon anymore. And I mean changes on the level of 3v3 fights are the standard, super effective attacks are super nerfed, and instead of just holding one item all pokemon can equip several things but what they can is dependant on their shape, so snaks and eels can only wear headgear and necklaces, humanoids can have chainmail, dogs, and others close enough can have jaw enhancers, and so on.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of those things would improve the game. How would "snake headgear" be a meaningful contribution to Pokemon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It makes team building and budgeting for equipment matter. You enter a new place and see a difficulty spike so you go the shop and you start deciding what to prioritize. Do you spend money on a really expensive helmet that most of your guys can wear and pass around for a while to save cash for a while, do you spend it on a vest only a couple of Pokemon can wear but they're pretty fricking good and them getting the necessary def would help a lot, or blow it all on anti-status stuff because frick vileplumes. You know it just adds some more stuff to prep with than stocking up and going "this is full of fire so I'll get some water and ground and in case there's a counter encounter I'll slot in the fire moth to counter it."
              TLDR it's only bloat if it's never really used

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because only someone mentally challenged plays Pokemon exclusively for the single player.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By playing rom hacks/showdown/enjoying the tcg art

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          I see it as polishing a turd. It's made to be a RPG for people who never played them and are 5 years old. In order for it to be good for me it would need to be changed to the point it is barely Pokemon anymore. And I mean changes on the level of 3v3 fights are the standard, super effective attacks are super nerfed, and instead of just holding one item all pokemon can equip several things but what they can is dependant on their shape, so snaks and eels can only wear headgear and necklaces, humanoids can have chainmail, dogs, and others close enough can have jaw enhancers, and so on.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    false

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a jrpg of course it is

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld made this franchise obsolete overnight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoworld?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's sooo deep, there's some hidden numbers that are irrelevant in single player because it's so easy, but in multiplayer it can change everything!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The entire meta of competitive pokemon is setting yourself up to counter/survive a OHKO so you can hit the opponent with your OHKO and then you both rinse and repeat this 5-6 times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The entire meta of competitive pokemon is setting yourself up to counter/survive a OHKO so you can hit the opponent with your OHKO and then you both rinse and repeat this 5-6 times
      So much fricking this. Gen 3 OU is the only good meta frick everything else. Gen 4 is close but has too much boom spam.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why in god's name would you ever use chansey in-game? Pick the stuff that kills shit fast you moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know about the Eterna forest forced PKMN trainer partner section

      t. anon getting angry over something he learned from osmosis, jej

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the initial eterna forest part that pairs you with an npc chansey trainer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass

      I miss Cheryl. her chansey would tank hits at the battle frontier

      based

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its good for training up a Magikarp. Free heals after every battle makes it easier to get that early Gyarados if you are willing to put in the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eterna Forest has you team up with a girl that uses a Chansey and makes everything a doubles battle until you guide her out,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do have a Magikarp but honestly playing this section normally is already so tedious that I think I'll just wait for the daycare or until I'm in single battles again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its is very time consuming so i don't fault you there. I did it a few days ago myself and it was a lengthy ordeal but it felt good walking out of that place with a Gyarados in tow.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >B-B-B-BUT COMPETITIVE
    >open it up
    >its all no fun meta teams
    yes. fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is why battle frontiers/towers are needed so people can play around with more oddball teams.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People do that plenty in multiplayer, never in singleplayer facilities.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody tries that dumb shit in the rigged frontier or hax tower

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are using the best tools to win? This is heckin bad!
      Smartest Gankeredditor.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Cheryl. her chansey would tank hits at the battle frontier

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm poppy

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