>this used to be?

>this used to be Ganker's favorite shooter
>everyone hates it now
What happened?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    /pol/'s obsession with trannies

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely insufferable fanbase, even people outside of Ganker are beginning to dislike it (its also blacklisted by streamers too)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its also blacklisted by streamers too
      What?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, the fanbase acts so hostile towards content creators (insane amounts of backseating or outright hostility at people playing how they want) that most streamers won't even acknowledge the game's existence.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? This isn't Undertale. How do people backseat ULTRAKILL? I'm seriously struggling to believe you. Can you provide examples of streamers being severely backsat?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick do you mean, "how do you backseat Ultrakill"? How do you backseat any game? Jerma was getting backseated by the fricking voice actor for the boss he was fighting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it got popular and now these threads are mostly people who never played the game
      also this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is the gayest fanbase ever and I have no idea why, given the game has zero sexual themes whatsoever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hakita is an ebin memer addicted to internet attention and the game has a discord.
        When he added literal vibrator support to the game as a "joke" the news attracted so many fricking genuine and ironic twitter and discord freaks it destroyed the fanbase.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >attracted so many fricking genuine and ironic twitter and discord freaks it destroyed the fanbase.
          no it didnt, it pretty much did not change at all
          It was always cancer. Its hilarious how literally no one other than Ganker cares or mentions the buttplug. The buttplug had virtually no effect whatsoever outside of this board

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bought the game because of the buttplug support actually.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has a high skill ceiling for a singleplayer game
        just like speedrunning, it attracts autism

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an hyperactive flashing lights reflex shooter with a dark and weird "lore"
        It's basically autism bait in game form

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I blame Gianni

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >singleplayer game
      >absolutely insufferable fanbase
      So don't interact with the degenerates? I don't see why they have to ruin your fun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that trying to talk about the game immediately associates you with all the reprobates. If you talk about the game, you are, for all intents and purposes, one of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game isn't even out
      >no signs of leaving early access any time soon
      >already has an obnoxious "fanbase"
      >the devs only encourage it
      This industry is so fricked.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hates it now
    where? who?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last few updates have been really underwhelming with the amount of time between them. Taking 6 months to make 4 levels + 1 or 2 new enemies + a weapon variant is not acceptable. I have high hopes for this game when we get a custom level editor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're free updates.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hakita owes the game's buyers and New Blood to finish the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is not finished, moron.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hates it now
    I never liked it in the first place. Everyone's been screeching about how "It's the true successor to classic FPS games!!!" and yet it plays nothing like them and just feels like I'm playing the FPS version of DMC 5

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it plays nothing like boomer shooters. visuals are horrible literal diarrhea.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing like boomer shooters
      good
      glad to finally have a game with good bossfights and interesting fresh gun mechanics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good bossfights
        >simon says trash that announces its attacks and the player dodges like an obedient dog

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Local UK schizo has arrived

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Be gone!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >glad to finally have a game with good bossfights
        wrong you troon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not boomer shooter doesn't play like a boomer shooter

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play it
    >beat it
    >platinum it
    >ignore the moronic fanbase, moronic hatebase and moronic developer
    truly, I am ascended

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beat it
      >game not even out yet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me amend that
        >play it
        >beat it
        >platinum it
        >ignore the moronic fanbase, moronic hatebase and moronic developer
        >don't engage with morons being facetious on Ganker
        truly, I am ascended

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he says while engaging

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>this used to be Ganker's favorite shooter
    [citation needed]

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    butt plug game

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>this used to be Ganker's favorite shooter
    It wasn't. You autistic discord trannies just shilled and spammed threads on this game, just like with Signalis.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just like with signalis
      You can plug your ears and pretend as much as you want but everyone even slightly interested in survival horrors loved and still loves signalis.
      Only game in years to get the feel right while being it's own thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being it's own thing.
        >dude... remember gits... remember silent hill... remember eva... remember resident evil... remember lovecraft... remember blame...
        41% yourself

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i was shitposting in the threads because THEY MADE ME SO MAD but never played the game

          This is legitimate autist troon behavior btw.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >troony makes up imaginary scenarios in xir head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played Signalis yet, but I've heard that it's supposed to get an update soon or something like that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't, it's an insufferable keyhunt simulator that wastes your time. Cool aesthetics and interesting story can't save it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play signalis because Ganker won't shut the frick up about it
        >finish it
        >want to talk about the game
        >Ganker hates it now
        >read worm because /tg/ won't shut the frick up about it
        >finish it
        >/tg/ hates it now
        Funny how that works.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worm
          >/tg/
          huh?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just ignore the homosexuals, and like what you like.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was loving it! until for some reason the lesbo love story took OVERWHLEMING PRECEDENCE over the decent world build and horrible threat....oh and they fricking spammed you with the shitty anime "member' Evagelion?" shit, the game would have been much better if the love story remained in the background....like only mentioned in logs and files while focusing on the war and the fricked up replika existential situation.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't talk about this game anymore without either derailing to the shit community or engaging directly with it
    Weird because I thought autistic degeneracy was supposed to be Ganker's thing

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game keeps getting worse and worse. Any game designer who decides to tie a movement ability to your health in an attempt to stop you from using too much movement instead of just fricking adding a cooldown is a complete moron who has no idea what he's doing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whiplash is fine now. I barely notice the changes nowadays. If you can keep you Style rank above S you should have no issues with hard damage. The whiplash is still a movement tool, what it's not is a free healthpack as it used to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whiplash is fine, it doesn't need a cooldown
      as long as you're playing well and have a high combo you don't even lose health

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whiplash cooldown
      youre the moron here
      im so glad you morons arent making the game, holy shit. Imagine how boring it would be if you had a limit in how often you could use the whiplash which is amazing when chained
      and the hard damage literally NEVER MATTERS unless you tank a ton of hits, in which case its not the whiplash's problem
      >or
      if youre trying to whip an enemy from 999km away to heal. Which is basically only relevant in cybergrind, and is adequately balanced

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea isn’t bad, it’s just executed poorly. If he made it so that when you whiplashed, you “shoved blood away” with the rushing air so that you couldn’t heal, nobody would complain. The problem is there’s no justification for the soft heal cap penalty, which reminds you it’s nothing but a balance decision. Balance should FEEL organic and emergent, even if you know objectively it’s arbitrary and tuned.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a nice source homosexual

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Official buttplug support.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We liked it until it became too mainstream like Dusk. Many such cases!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Cruelty Squad. And Fear and Hunger. And Noita. Literally all Finn-kino gets infested with trannies when they go mainstream.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noita got infested by 'annies ? Not that I do more than playing the game though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody dislikes Dusk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Cruelty Squad. And Fear and Hunger. And Noita. Literally all Finn-kino gets infested with trannies when they go mainstream.

      Noita got infested by 'annies ? Not that I do more than playing the game though

      It's not about being "infested with trannies," it's just that the game's popular so vee feels the need to hate it. The absolute brainlets here base their opinions on things around how many leftist twittards they see screencapped in threads about it. Protip: things that get popular will also be popular with people you don't like, but that doesn't mean the game is now a troony game. That's like saying apples are for trannies because you saw a rotten crotch'd man eating one in Walmart.
      See also:
      >Undertale
      >Disco Elysium
      >Fallout New Vegas
      >A Hat In Time
      >Cyberpunk 2077
      >Dwarf Fortress

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        2077

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk's a shit game but Ganker still wanted to suck its hot load down their collective throats until it blew up with the normalgays.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ultrakill is not popular
        ultrakill is only popular with homosexuals and troons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sustained 2k daily peak players for a singleplayer game with not much content
          >reached 15k players in last major update

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >single player game
    >ruined via fanbase/community
    how is this not autism? Black person you literally have to go out of your way to develop you perception in that way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said it got ruined ?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It became popular. Now it's troony game, youtuber shill garbage, slop etc...

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It became /troonycore/ essential.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fans of it are obnoxious
    >the dev is up his own ass
    >people overpraising it which leads to people disliking it in reaction
    >eceleb references in game
    >shitty discord meme references in game
    >EA developement is slowly showing its issues

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dev being a lazy ass who listens to Swans 24/7 instead of working on the game.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act 2 being a total structural rehash of the first act.
    >same red robot bossfight in the first layer
    >same giant boss in the second layer
    >same big gauntlet at penultimate level of the act
    >angel dude bossfight again which is easier
    Even prime sanctum boss is mostly the same aka quick teleporting punchy dude.

    Also wrath level design is boring as frick, 6-1 and p-2 are peak uk, though. Wish there were of these red and black corridors instead of 5-2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped this game back when act 3 was the last act (mostly because I was too lazy to pirate the latest version) and it felt like at act 3 the dev had no clue wtf he was doing with the game. The level design in it alone put me off playing any further

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      5-3 is also pretty good, but yeah, the rest of the Wrath layer really sucks ass. 5-2 is by far the worst level in the game, even worse than Prelude levels, it feels really rushed, which is baffling considering updates take like 6 months or more each

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5-2 is by far the worst level in the game, even worse than Prelude levels,
        This
        It does feel like a level out of prelude.
        >5-3 is also pretty good,
        Ost is very good yes. Also the last part with sentry introduction in 5-1 is ok, wish there was more of it instead of boring underwater shenanigans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5-2 is by far the worst level in the game, even worse than Prelude levels,
        This
        It does feel like a level out of prelude.
        >5-3 is also pretty good,
        Ost is very good yes. Also the last part with sentry introduction in 5-1 is ok, wish there was more of it instead of boring underwater shenanigans.

        i liked 5-1
        im glad 5-2 is getting the hate it deserves. I also find leviathan extremely bland compared to previous bosses
        6-1 and p-2 were fricking amazing though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I also find leviathan extremely bland compared to previous bosses
          I think it is due to bland level design you fight i it like on a flat plat in the middle of blue sea compare to Minos Corpse which had neat train section and looked better overall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped this game back when act 3 was the last act (mostly because I was too lazy to pirate the latest version) and it felt like at act 3 the dev had no clue wtf he was doing with the game. The level design in it alone put me off playing any further

      >the first episode is the best
      >the third episode is clueless and odd
      What an excellent throwback to DOOM

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    rocket riding under pressure is hard 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dropped this game back when act 3 was the last act
      Based timetraveler. You mean act 2?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        I dropped this game back when act 3 was the last act (mostly because I was too lazy to pirate the latest version) and it felt like at act 3 the dev had no clue wtf he was doing with the game. The level design in it alone put me off playing any further

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The developer is an annoying gay

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barely any criticisms of things that are relevent when Ultrakill.exe is running, is on your screen, and you're controlling
    >What's there are minor gripes at best
    I like this game and look forward to the next update, I perfect ranked the content and play the survival mode from time to time. That said here are my cricisms
    >The story focussing around the Gabriel character is so bad it's no even cringekino and it's all that's left going forward at this point, it's incredibly awkward listening to poorly written and acted monolouges. The game got a "heh" out of me after the first fight where this obnoxious and grandiose character breaks down and called me an "ignorant frick," but then they just kept on going with him. Sisyphus was eh, the Disco Elysium voice actor felt distracting because they clearly just got him in as a basedjack pointing reference and he wasn't very good in the role. Minos and V1 are awesome though.
    >Gameplay feels a little bloated towards the newer levels and I know it's going to get worse in future ones. I feel like a badass moving through tight corridors are breakneck speed oneshotting grunts, but that's also too easy, so they up the challenge with "lol lmao: wide open room with no cover or walls to jump off, n+2 cerberuses, n+1 maurices, n angels, and then a frickload extra bullet sponges." It just feels so slow and bullet spongey jumping around these huge arenas, it doesn't give off the vibe of a huge epic fight, it's just annoying. The game should focus on where it's fun, even if it is easier than the alternative, I'm seriously bored of cerberus and maurice.
    >New guns are always fun, but they're getting super niche and impractical, requiring frontloaded setup you don't have time for to have the same effect of a couple ricoshots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"lol lmao: wide open room with no cover or walls to jump off, n+2 cerberuses, n+1 maurices, n angels, and then a frickload extra bullet sponges." It just feels so slow and bullet spongey jumping around these huge arenas, it doesn't give off the vibe of a huge epic fight, it's just annoying
      except this is the most fun scenario in the game easily, do you never do cybergrind or something? and when is there ever no walls to jump off of, there is literally always a way to gain vertical height and maintain it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fight at the end of the dark pyramid level and the fight halfway through the penultimate level come to mind

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The game should focus on where it's fun, even if it is easier than the alternative, I'm seriously bored of cerberus and maurice.
      I think the enemy roster lacks some kind of melee pressure unit type enemy which is not a miniboss like sm or ferryman. I guess mannequins would fill this role since they look like strays on steroids and being able to stick on walls.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        swordsmachine is not meant to be a miniboss, but yes you are right
        The new enemy that has been teased for the beginning of act 3 is basically a late-game fodder with some melee attacks and homing shots, but i feel the melee had poor tracking and i dont think they're going to be able to melee you if you keep jumping high

        I also now realise i should read people's posts in its entirety before i start typing, because you are clearly aware of mannequin's existence

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >damage sponge enemies
      these literally do not exist in ultrakill outside of insurrectionists, which are specials
      You can melt every non-special enemy extremely fast, stuff like turrets virtues etc have a ton of solid ways to instantly kill. Mindflayer and ferryman are tanky but theyre rare and can still be melted fast
      you just need to learn more of the arsenal, i think. Any enemy in particular you struggle killing quickly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but the pokemon type matching “weak to nailgun” shit is also extremely annoying to me. I don’t like weapon-shaped keys to enemy-shaped locks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weak to nailgun
          Iirc only angels are weak to it but you can one shot them with blue railgun or perform pump shotgun parry.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re missing the point. Arbitrarily scaling damage so you have to memorize a weapon-enemy matchup matrix sucks.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you literally do not, though
              nearly every weapon can be very effective against nearly every enemy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you literally do not, though
              nearly every weapon can be very effective against nearly every enemy

              you should give a few examples of arbitrary stuff, i can tell you some examples of effective ways to beat it with other guns that have no multipliers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you literally do not, though
                nearly every weapon can be very effective against nearly every enemy

                You can sweep water types with fire attacks too, if you want. That doesn’t excuse the multiplier existing in an FPS to begin with. Especially given how totally arbitrary UK’s are.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no the game doesnt force you to play simon says, you can just use this ohk weapon that gets put onto an hour long cooldown after each shot!!!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can just use this ohk weapon that gets put onto an hour long cooldown after each shot!!!
              >2 angels 1 railgun
              skill issue.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2
                Yeah if you're dogshit at the game and dont play cybergrind. have a nice day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you go far enough into cybergrind, then surely you should know why what youre defending is straight up not true

                >moron forgets about enemies being immune to half of the arsenal and stuff like drill stopping mindflayer from teleporting

                literally nobody ever complained about the mindflayer drill
                it is fitting and theyre still equally as, if not more vulnerable to other weapons than the actual drill

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no you dont get it its not rock paper scissor
                >fails to name another weapon that can stop mindflayer from teleporting
                Concession accepted.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >instakills the virtue by overpumping
              >instakills the sentry by overpumping + punch
              >deletes the swordsmachine horde by spamming overpumps
              >instakills the mindflayer by overpumping
              >damages the grouped up cerberus by overpumping
              on my machine, it is funcitonal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just spam one broken ability

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game mostly doesnt have that to any great effect though, i find most weapons are powerful because of mechanics rather than specific damage buff
          Two exceptions :
          >maurice shotgun
          in which case the shotgun would still be powerful due to how well it combos with the whiplash against that enemy. it would just make the knuckleblaster more important than it already is for that enemy
          >cerberus cannonball and rockets
          Genuinely moronic and pointless. inexcusable
          >swordsmachine shotgun
          also dumb, but at least its mandatory for the shotgun not to suck in 0-3

          overall though, its mostly just mechanical advantage or breakpoints

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron forgets about enemies being immune to half of the arsenal and stuff like drill stopping mindflayer from teleporting

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              theres very few examples of enemies that are actually immune, and if anything there are tradeoffs with the exact same thing they are immune too.
              The only one you can actually name is maurice being resistant to explosions, which is
              >fitting because else they kill themselves
              and
              >ignorant because explosions are actually extremely powerful against maurices if you put the slightest of creativity and thinking

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Giving you 3 minutes to record a webm of killing an idol in 10 ways.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nu Ganker
    >good taste in shooters
    >actually good at shooters
    >actually good at videogames, period
    >actual vidya discussion
    This ain't the days of shazbowl. Even trying to play a shooter at all with any semblance of effort or skill is seen as bizarre and frightening around these parts. You're supposed to just whine and b***h about story content or soft /misc/ post.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whiplash nerf
    >buttpluggate
    >became popular on reddit
    Basically that’s it

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they add separate binds for each weapon variant. Cycle through them is cringe.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They better add key bindings so that you can assign any weapon variation to a specific key. Cycling through them is cringe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my muscle memory has never recovered from adding a 3rd revolver

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still like it

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOVE
    IT
    UP
    YOUR
    OWN
    ASS
    GAME

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am too of a brainlet but what's the point of green rocket launcher and red pistol? I can see that pistol can be used as a ranged parry but I can't see green cannon's usefulness beyond cerberus instakill and stunning insurrectionist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good chunk of damage on nearly any tanky enemy, the problem is that whiplashing the cannon ball and parrying it is pretty fricking janky, sometime the ball will just break, other times you'll whiplash towards the enemy. Red revolver is good on tight rooms where you can guarantee several bounces will hit, a fully charged Alternate red revolver can 1 shot a Virtue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green rocket launcher
      Normally it sucks, now try firing it at point blank after charging it 25% and then immediatelly punching. Now its a quick 12 damage, instakills sentries and some other enemies
      It also has a ridiculous damage bonus against cerberus, outside of the explosion

      You can also shoot at the enemy, and then hit them with a splitshot or a piercing gun. so you get to do both the gun's damage and explode the projectile
      >sharpshooter
      rebounds mostly suck outside of early game
      Projectile snipe is good. Shoot a maurice right as it fires and it should get instakilled by reflecting the previous shots

      It's a good chunk of damage on nearly any tanky enemy, the problem is that whiplashing the cannon ball and parrying it is pretty fricking janky, sometime the ball will just break, other times you'll whiplash towards the enemy. Red revolver is good on tight rooms where you can guarantee several bounces will hit, a fully charged Alternate red revolver can 1 shot a Virtue

      its no longer as janky since they fixed it, but its still generally outclassed
      You can just shoot the ball at point blank range and immediatelly parry it. you only need to charge it to 25% in order to get full damage

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely positivily nothing wrong with giving leftists their own medicine.
    If they want to despise media made by people on different political alignments, even when they don’t involve their politics into media, then it’s A-OK to hate media made by proud homosexuals that explicilty put their homosexualry into their games, literally in this case.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're on the wrong board you homosexual.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game first gets popular on Ganker
    >actual discussion of people enjoying the DMC ADHD gameplay and lore
    >game starts getting popular
    >voiceactor: "pringle mcpopknott says trans rights"
    >discussion starts becoming a thing LGBTQIA+ identify themselves with
    >gameplay discussion gets tossed to the side
    >gay dev cashes in on this and makes updates for gays
    >actual updates for the game get put on backburner
    >by the time they do release people are onto the next thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pander the game to gays and trannies
      >no longer need to work on updating your gay because they will literally eat your shit so long as your an ally and give a sob story
      Fricking hell I'm starting to see why so many indie devs do it.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't play it like a super CUHRAZY shooter then it's boring as frick and you aren't doing much of the CUHRAZY shit on your first playthrough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is as moronic as saying it for DMC.
      You absolutely do wind up doing cool shit unless you are a completely boring moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is as moronic as saying it for DMC.
        It absolutely does apply to DMC as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boring homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like your favorite games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was that youtuber who said the game was bad because you could beat it with just a pistol.
        There really are people who are that boring, who think the game should force you to do all the cool shit instead of just learning to do it out of your own volition.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game grows autistic dedicated fanbase
    >each new area tuned around those people who have been playing the game non-stop instead of a reasonable difficulty curve and using higher difficulties to cater to those people
    >playing through the game normally now has a bizarre difficulty curves with several cliffs at arbitrary intervals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      through the game normally now has a bizarre difficulty curves with several cliffs at arbitrary intervals
      What are those aside from prime sanctums

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should P-3 have a gauntlet, yes or no?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was already spent on P-2 where it worked great. perfect timing too because the game was yearning for some tough enemy placements
      It should be something fresh this time. No flesh prison, no glowy melee brawler, not a king or significant figure that was killed and as such becomes easily predictable as you play through the chapter.

      I would just do it one, singular straight bossfight. Or a bossfight interrupted / followed by another unpredictable bossfight. Or maybe just something about hell itself, given it is technically alive.

      basically
      >no flesh prison
      >no glowy guy that was talked about a few layers ago
      >no standard enemy gauntlet
      >no teleporting melee brawler
      and it is kino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >P-3 is a double simultaneous boss fight against Cain and Abel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Perhaps double down on puzzle aspect of these fights. Like killing mf first in the second blood corridor encounter will launch sentries into air instakilling them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using the idoled hideous mass as protection from the sentry shots
        >realising that it is easy to weaponize the idoled mindflayers against the swordsmachine
        >realising the skull you are carrying can make the insurrectionists burn whenever you melee or even whiplash them
        kino

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the idoled hideous mass as protection from the sentry shots
          >stick a magnet into hm and use it as i giant saw trap
          >cerberi just die while you are busy cosplaying as spider man dealing with virtues
          Ludo indeed.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont hate it, but im not committed to playing it til its done. Im not playing a chapter and waiting a year for the next part. Including mandalore and shammytroony was a big mistake

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I reject the premise of this thread. Lack of updates happened. That is all.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dangers of a dev getting addicted to twitter attention.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only one that thinks the parry whatever thing is useless?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely
      I'm a complete shitter when it comes to games, and realizing you could parry your own shotgun blasts made me feel like a god

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so much fun you forget that it's actually nerfing them half the time because it replaces them with parried shot and it isn't a flat power up. If you pump your shotgun to 3rd charge and parry the result you actually weaken its output.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Useless
      >heals you
      >deals damage
      >punching your shotgun pellets
      Nah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good vs melee brawler bosses and v2/gabriel
      good for mindflayer projectiles, ferryman, swordsmachine
      good for maurice at point blank range, virtues
      projectiles arent good when youre actively going for them. Its only useful when you play so much to the point youre mechanically good enough to parry the rare projectile that comes at your face

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant to say random normaly enemy projectiles
        stuff like pinos/gabriel/v2/mindflayer is perfectly great

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troons, son.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >current year
    >still trapped in early access
    inexcusable

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually get triggered when I see anons make posts that attempt to shit on the game. It’s one of the best shooters I’ve ever played.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    predict who the p-3 boss will be

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mohammed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hercules

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agamemnon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Putin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie Chan

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gianni fujos and gays beat the fanbase into the ground
    Also Hakkita hired trannies to work on the game so the marketing became insufferable too

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanics creep. Adding more and more unnecessary mechanics that do nothing while neutering old ones just makes for tired gameplay. I don't want to play the game like Doom Eternal on crack, but the fanbase and thus the creator have decided that that's how I am going to play.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds dumb, the game still remains very deliberate and the mechanics match well
      Your complaint is unironically backwards. The newest two weapons (SRS cannon, sharpshooter) add less to the table than the previous additions and are often outperformed

      you can totally choose how you want to play, if you want to play more slowly with very few weapons then you totally can, its just relatively lamer

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit happened

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gabriel became a basedboy atheist homosexual writer's pet that thanks V1 for kicking his ass instead of being a hellbent vengeful angel that is slowly turning into a demon himself by losing all sorts of morality in the chase for revenge against the tin can
    >V2 is fricking dead, and in an anticlimactic way too, instead of being a kino rival across all acts
    >Sisyphus is a shitty Minos reskin but more boring because he doesn't have anywhere as much charm and ham as Minos had
    >Hakita taking that long to churn out a few short levels
    The game is becoming absolutely fricking bland and Boring. It deserves the hate even without the troony fans argument.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >V2 is fricking dead, and in an anticlimactic way too
      It should be a crime for a character to be discarded in such a wasteful way. Could care less about Gabriel and his homosexual VA

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how spiteful Hakita is about the whole V2 thing, he sounds actually annoyed that people liked the natural rivalry between V1 and V2.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is so moronic because by his own admission, the character and the rivalry were inspired by fricking Virgil. People loving the rivalry should have been exactly what he should have expected and WANTED

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    troonygame

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this used to be Ganker's favorite shooter
    Only ever happened in your own shill threads, this game is garbage and controls like ass dildoes.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same issue that happens with every game that's decent, the majority of the community personally attached themselves to the game. Most of these people probably haven't even played it, let alone bought it. Not to mention Hakita has an issue of saying "no" to his community because he has been on the good side for so long. Did you see the poop sock freak out when he was changing P-2?

    >"NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE ENTIRE STAGE AGAIN IF YIU WANT TO FIGHT SISYPHUS!"
    >"why?"
    >"BECAUSE YOU JUST SHOULD OKAY!"

    I didn't know it was a gaming sin to replay a mission in Halo 3 without redoing every mission before it, but this is apparently bad to some of those people.

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