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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heteroids are an embarrassing kind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, gays are ok with their boyfriends sucking 12 different wieners a week. There's a reason why 3% of people are gay but half of people who have aids are gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Straight men would frick 12 different women a week too, if they could.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and? That how it's supposed to work, the men want to frick anything that moves the woman want stability and protection, that's why gays are degenerate bawds and lesbians commit domestic violence at such a crazy rate, because they don't have the opposite sex to balance them out.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            women commit domestic violence in straight relationships too, no one gives a frick because a man is recieving it though

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah so therefore when both members of the relationship are potential insecure hyper jealous crazy b***hes the rate increases dramatically (which is honestly weird cause they eventually just stop having sex all together and get fat anyway but crazy is crazy)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if that were the case HIV rates would still be higher in the homosexual population because butt sex is one of the primary vectors to transmit it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heterosexual sex has a 2% chance of transmission. That means 1 in 50 hetero partners will get it if said person is having unprotected sex. Studies show that 65% of the people coming in for treatment are homosexuals. The majority of the rest are drug users with hetero sexual males being 6%, and heterosexual females being 16%.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're probably old enough to know that guys are gonna lie about fricking other guys.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're probably old enough to know that guys are gonna lie about fricking other guys.
              okay moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay people:
          >lets play with our genitals and filthy butthole, yes, the place where excrement comes from, and do it multiple times with multiple people. even people I barely know
          >WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE ALL DYING WITH AIDS, MONKEYPOX, ETC???
          have a nice day.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, why do you have sex? That uses your dick, where your pee comes out of.
            Oh sorry, I forgot you don't have sex

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course homosexuals again are ignorant about biology. You surely know what a precum is, right sissy? After all you probably licked lots of them. Well, pre cum is a thing that comes out to clean the inside of the penis and make it cleaner and easier for the sperm to pass when you cum.
              Join the 42% btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No need to get angry, it's not my fault your ass is so filled with shit you think all of them are the most disgusting thing on earth. You know you are allowed to clean it, right? You don't have to keep living like this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every butthole has shit inside you turbo butthole. No product makes it 100% clean. Keep making excuses you degenerate filthy piece of shit. You frickers wont stop getting full of stds and dying.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try it out someday anon! You'll discover you can feel a lot more joy in your life than you might think.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is straight chads are immune to AIDS while gays can infect other gays with eye contact alone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and I'd fly to the moon if I had wings and a space suit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think most gay people are not okay with polygamy or being cheated on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gays are ok with their boyfriends sucking 12 different wieners a week
        Couldn't be me
        I'd rather die a virgin than be cucked by a prostitute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gays are ok with their boyfriends sucking 12 different wieners
        I'm sure you'd know lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that doujin by great mosu

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays have HIV because they refuse to wear condoms with hookups

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays be like
      >"MMM MMM MMM I LOVE wiener, I'M GONNA HAVE PARADES ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE SUCKING wiener."
      on the other hand, this also describes OP.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You take dick up the ass, there is nothing you can do that’s embarrassing than that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, gays behave in a much more reserved manner.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GF dumps after 5 years so she can be with his brother instead.
    She deserves death but his brother deserves mutilation and then death.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutilation and then death.
      Drawing and quartering, even? William Wallace style.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds reasonable. No one wants to date a mental child and what did the guy expect by asking a man to check on a woman after a breakup? That's the most emotionally vulnerable period anyone can be in.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking simp. It's a one-sided woman's story. Never, ever believe this kind of shit without hearing the other side.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You fricking simp. It's aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE ANON-SAMA DON'T BREAK MY LEGS WITH THAT BAT I NEED THOSE TO LIVE
          I won. She did nothing wrong.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Consider the following:
            >Beats you up
            >Spits in your mouth
            What now, big guy?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Consider the fo-
              *BANG*
              >You...you shot me. Oh God I can't brea-
              *BLAM*
              I won. Gonna sleep now and bask in my victory.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *cums in u*

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *teleports behind you*
                TOO SLOW.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *grabs you by the throat*
                BACK THE FRICK OFF?!?!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't do shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am the heroin of this story. He is the vile, irredeemable villain!
          Okay, now let's hear his side.

          Who the frick cares about any sides or any of this whatsoever. If a person doesn't want to be with another person, so be it. Why the frick does she need to explain herself, holy shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why the frick does she need to explain herself,
            Why did she then? Why did she feel it was necessary? That was her choice to air it out in public. For attention. And you fricking know it. She got exactly what she wanted. So, what, we're not allowed to ask followup questions now that she brought it up? Are we running holocaust-denial laws now where we can't ask questions about things that sound suspicious when they're the ones that never stop talking about it?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can ask questions, but who the frick cares. Being autistic enough to propose over a fricking video game should automatically result in a dump though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You keep bringing up video games, but it's irrelevant from a woman's point of view. It's a romantic gesture immortalized in media that would be viewed by millions and live on forever. It's peak romanticism to a woman. It's eternal bragging rights for her - and I guarantee you, to this day, she is still bragging to others about it. In that humble-victim-brag way where they're like "Uuugh some guy proposed to me in a video game seen by millions and millions of people. It suuuucked" in the way that women do. She fricked LOVED it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >videogames
                >peak romanticism
                lol
                Never change Ganker

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are just proving you have no idea how women think.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Videogames=for kids

                That's how they think, no exception.
                >bbut female gamers
                They are the most immature and childish of them all.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. There's a hierarchy of import. The fact that it was a hugely public and unique proposal is what matters most. That is what women care about. You know how many proposals have taken place on scoreboards at football games over the years? Or billboards on the highway? You think women are big football fans? Are highways romantic? It's just as "unromantic" as video games, in terms of proposal venues. Did you hear them complain?

                That's what matters to women. Go meet one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are comparing the superbowl to something kids play on their free time, bet you are a virgin still.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                All women care about is that they can brag about how highly a man thought of them. That's it. That's romance to them. It doesn't matter what thought you put into it. What matters is that they can post about it on Twitter. Giving them a ring you've worn for 20 years will never mean as much to them as buying them a $5,000 bracelet because they can't brag about some janky beat up silver on instagram.

                You seriously have no idea how women think. Like, at all. You can get away with ANYTHING as long as you leave her in a position she can brag about. That is their #1 priority. And a public proposal immortalized in media is SSS-tier to them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >guy who doesn't talk to women is an expert on them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone that I don't agree with has never met a woman
                Half the people in this thread have probably been married at some point. Stop projecting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bet you are a virgin still.
                Ah, so you're a roastie. No wonder you're so rabid. I wish you'd said so at first so I knew you weren't worth my time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you never met a woman
                >you neither
                >REEEEEE YOU ARE A ROASTIE
                lol wtf

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are all outdated anon, nowdays is youve never had sex or youre an incel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See #2

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DUUUUUUDE SHE ACTUALLY LOVED GETTING PROPOSED TO VIA A MEDIA SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AND WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP WAS ALREADY GOING BAD & GETTING PUT ON THE SPOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

                Would you like it if a girl you were dating dragged you out to a furry convention then made a huge scene & publicly asked you to marry her?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a multi-million dollar mainstream media production is totally the same as niche furry convention for sexual deviants

                you lost. get over it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For women, it is the same shit, videogames give you no social status.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because furries tend to be suspiciously wealthy and I'd put capeshit on the same level as furshit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this
                if he proposed to her with some biplane writing words on the sky at the beach she would be all over him taking selfile and spam it on instrabooktok
                but in vidya? unless if you met in the MMO this is just a weak sauce

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy incel. Knowing someone doesn't enjoy particular media, yet insisting on doing something important through said media is either very selfish and childish or an awful attempt at forcing them to pretend they like it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That was her choice to air it out in public. For attention.

              The guy was the one who made the whole thing public in the first place and begged insomniac devs to put his proposal message in their popular capeshit gane, dumbass.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Easy as. But bro they are burgers, of course both of them are moronic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why the frick does she need to explain herself, holy shit.
            I doubt she is lying but there is no bigger way to telegraph you are an immature selfish piece of shit than saying what you said.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He thought that to save a relationship with a girl that doesn't like videogames or capeshit, he should propose to her by begging devs to put a message in a capeshit videogame and also in the process put her on the spot and make the whole thing public. He's a moron and it's all I need to know.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, your entire statement is based on the assumption she's telling the whole truth and no details are being left out and nothing exaggerated. You're the kind of person that gets played.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I refuse to take the side of a snoy who thought proposing via capeshit when things were going to shit and putting her on the spot in front of the entire world
              was the way to go

              So brain damage it is.

              >HURRRRR IF YOU LOVE YOUR OTHER HALF AND ARE NOT A MISERABLE BITTER FRICK LIKE ME YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED!!!
              Is this what happens when autists get into relationships?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when things were going to shit and putting her on the spot in front of the entire world

                >believing women
                >sympathizing with their fiction
                Keep it up. I'm sure all that white knighting will get you tons of pussy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, when you consider the fact this homie thought proposing in capeshit was a great idea, her side of the story adds up. Keep being a incel snoy, which is a terrible combination.
                I have both parents in my life and a well-adjusted family btw, I guess you can't relate.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's like you're ignoring the part that he proposed to a girl in a video game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Never, ever believe this kind of shit without hearing the other side.
          I agree with this normally but the man in this case is a snoy manchild, i can see him doing what she complained about.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You fricking simp. It's a one-sided woman's story. Never, ever believe this kind of shit without hearing the other side.
          He put a proposal in a game. It kinda paints a picture of the guy.
          No your fricking Minecraft themed videogame wedding is not romantic and mature. It's purile childish bullshit. Don't get married like Anthony Burch.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I started developing games, and my wife just can't grasp it, she wants me to go back to my old job.
            She knows how hard it is, she knows there's potential money, she knows making them has absolutely nothing to do with playing them. Yet, she avoids the topic with her family, and I can feel her disappointment.
            But whatever.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what if it's a WoW wedding where other people can see and attend

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, that's preferable.
              At least you're keeping the cringe in your own homes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You fricking simp. It's a one-sided woman's story. Never, ever believe this kind of shit without hearing the other side.
          Words of wisdom for the young homosexuals here.
          Women lie, all the time, even if they dont know theyre doing it. Half truths and stories fabricated to make themselves the victim of every situation.
          If a womans story puts her in a position with little to no agency, and/or doesnt feature any wrongdoing on her part and such - she IS lying. Nothing is ever so one sided outside the ramblings of women looking for simps
          When men tell you their story, they often admit when, where or how THEY fricked up too. Women? Nah they had no control, ever.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a sociopath that doesn’t understand women. If she’s saying they had problems in the past and she was falling out of love/away from him then there’s really no contrary to be had. Women don’t just fall out of love with their perfectly awesome great boyfriends.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >women don't just do things just to do them/give themselves something to cry about
              Yes they absolutely do.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women don’t want to date man children that play video games all day long term, unless they are settling or extremely low value themselves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Videogames are like negative points, even if you are good looking, exercise, have good money, but having a screen with buttons makes them completely dismiss you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Playing for a small amount of time is fine but the problem with vidya is it quickly can get out of hand and people spend huge amounts of time on it, to the detriment of taking care of themselves. Which is why you see neckbeards, bad haircuts, smelly smash players, wardrobe of a poor 8 year old, etc. That’s why it’s pussy repellent. Then you actually get a gf and they want to go out anyway. But the way it would be is gamer gets a gf somehow and puts that before her and they have issues but she stays cause she has nothing else, but gamer don’t give a frick and will do what he wants, I mean just look at these threads. Gamers don’t give a shit about women, they’ll say frick off I will play vidya and that’s that. Stop playing video games they fricking suck dick anyway.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think those peoples would still be stinky and fat without videogames, but yeah, they give you a bad image

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not entirely true. You need to make money from it, or only play occasionally for fun.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my god, go back to your subreddit, you annoying dyke. Your mother should have aborted you so that your father didn't have to rape you and cause you to be the kind of annoying hole you are today.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mentally ill schizo babble

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, that post hit the nerve, huh?

                She was fricking his half-brother the entire time.

                >trust me bro

                >autist makes cringe proposal
                >"uhh I think you're taking this too far, we should give ourselves a bit of time"
                >tell devs if they can patch it out
                >crisis averted
                >instead I'm going to make a big fuzz about it because I love drama
                >I'm even going to go to an internet tabloid and talk about My Experience™
                >now everyone knows about it
                >I'm the victim™

                Both are immature morons. Everyone knows that coercing women into saying yes to marriage due to public exposure is a dick move and most men deserve the embarassment of being turned down in public.
                But this wasn't even public until the woman went out of her way to make it so.

                He was the one who made it public in the first place jesus christ

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You fricking simp. It's a one-sided woman's story. Never, ever believe this kind of shit without hearing the other side.
          Words of wisdom for the young homosexuals here.
          Women lie, all the time, even if they dont know theyre doing it. Half truths and stories fabricated to make themselves the victim of every situation.
          If a womans story puts her in a position with little to no agency, and/or doesnt feature any wrongdoing on her part and such - she IS lying. Nothing is ever so one sided outside the ramblings of women looking for simps
          When men tell you their story, they often admit when, where or how THEY fricked up too. Women? Nah they had no control, ever.

          >G-GUYS NEVER BELIEVE THE WOMAN THEY NEVER TELL THE TRUTH!!!
          >he said she fricked his brother? HE MUST TELL THE TRUTH!!!

          >When men tell you their story, they often admit when, where or how THEY fricked up too
          This is hilarious if you consider that he DIDN'T ADMIT THAT HE FRICKED UP IN ANY WAY and just said "g-guys it was not my fault I'm actually the victim here and she totally... totally cheated on me! Yeah she fricked my brother! And she was doing it before we broke up!" [citation needed]

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trusting women

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'd rather trust the woman than the anons that have never had to deal with a relationship in their lives. It doesn't even smell like she's making shit up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      loser got what he deserved, feels good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i have big prospects in life
      >make up a bunch of reasons to hop on some other dick
      typical prostitute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am the heroin of this story. He is the vile, irredeemable villain!
      Okay, now let's hear his side.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>I am the heroin of this story

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heroin

          >We never did things normal couples would do like go out, dance, parties, sit under the stars

          b***h is completely dillusional. No one does this.

          >dillusional

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cucked by his brother
      Damn, I thought he just got turned down
      Can only conclude that everyone involved in this story should die

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can only conclude that everyone involved in this story should die
        They're all millennials so yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we started dating when I was 15
      hmm, why isn't he in prison for pedophilia??

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aww the moron doesn't understand what pedophilia is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We never did things normal couples would do like go out, dance, parties, sit under the stars

      b***h is completely dillusional. No one does this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did, virgin

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet your husband loved it homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            projecting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've never had someone you care for if you've honestly never did this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been married for 17 years. All my friends are married. It is not "normal" to do anything she listed more than once a year. If that. It's just not. She's living in a fricking romcom. She wants to live Sex in the City and got smacked with reality. And, again, everything derogatory she claims can be taken with a grain of salt since there is no other side of the story being told. Never believe women on shit like this. They will always play the victim.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is not "normal" to do anything she listed more than once a year
            You're legit wonky if you don't even have a date night every week. Your wife either doesn't know what she's missing or just accepts it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >date night every week
              You sound like a total cuck.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Our love is just bigger than your love.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                wat

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he meant her dick is bigger than our dick or something.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >her dick
                Checks out

                >That was her choice to air it out in public. For attention.

                The guy was the one who made the whole thing public in the first place and begged insomniac devs to put his proposal message in their popular capeshit gane, dumbass.

                >That was her choice to air it out in public. For attention.

                The guy was the one who made the whole thing public in the first place and begged insomniac devs to put his proposal message in their popular capeshit gane, dumbass.

                >w*man appologists
                moron alert. Both the guy and the girl were morons. One for being a spastic and the other for being a femoid

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a born woman. It's really just that simple anon.

                >coping
                >believing what you hear on Ganker
                Even what you are saying is True, by default, no one will believe you. And you sound like a pussywhipped cuck. You sure your "wife" aint taking wiener on the side?

                So brain damage it is.

                It's honestly not that hard to just love someone that cares for you and vice-versa.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not about love. Its about routine old couple fatigue. Frankly you sound like you are larping. Its no skin off my dick either way

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that sounds more like a you problem at that point or putting your own views onto others. An anon above mentioned open communication and that's part of what can help. Maintaining independence, individual interests, and friendships are also important. Sex is also like food where you need to make sure you view your partner as someone that's sexy, but you also need to balance it with physical affection. Expressing appreciation and doing new activities together alongside trying out new routines will help out the dynamic. It's all on what you expect of it, but the important one is just loving and caring for them. Without that it won't work.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick is this pseudo dr Phill bullshit kek. Frick outta here with your WebMD counselling
                >Sex is also like food where you need to make sure you view your partner as someone that's sexy, but you also need to balance it with physical affection
                >sex is like food
                How does that tie in with affection?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's really simple. If she's sexy, you care for each other a lot, and want to spend time with them, it helps out in the long run.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My question was how the frick does that tie in with food.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm too lazy to explain it if you can't get it anon, sorry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes moronic comment that makes no sense
                >UUUH IM JUST TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN OK
                Or you can just admit you were blowing smoke out your ass. Your verbal diahrrea made no sense

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's not like we're forced to explain things here anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, thats why you should make sense when you say something

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just understand it better next time anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sex is also like food where you need to make sure you view your partner as someone that's sexy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sex is like food where

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sex is like food true anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where indeed anon yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek what a cop-out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i read through some of this conversation and all I can say is you will probably be alone for a long time. Unless you expect a woman to just pick up your shit and deal with your shit. Like mom did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                11 years with my woman in november. Guess you were wrong.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I refuse to take the side of a snoy who thought proposing via capeshit when things were going to shit and putting her on the spot in front of the entire world
                was the way to go

                [...]
                >HURRRRR IF YOU LOVE YOUR OTHER HALF AND ARE NOT A MISERABLE BITTER FRICK LIKE ME YOU'RE BRAIN DAMAGED!!!
                Is this what happens when autists get into relationships?

                The pussywhipped cucks got triggered good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's love anon there's nothing much I can say about that.

                Yeah, those are for YOU time. Do you have kids?

                Yeah, although when it comes to making time you can always hire either a babysitter or ask relatives if they can watch over them if you don't trust the stranger.

                You talk like someone that learned about "love" from movies. "Love" turns into something different when you are together with someone for a long time. I would kill for my woman, but that doesent mean I have to take her out every weekend for her to know I love her. Sounds to me like you are living a lie, or str8 up lying on the internet.

                It's not hard to care for someone that cares for you back. I don't know what's so hard to understand about it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't care if you don't go out every week
                Incel spotted, bet you have a schedule prepared for when you meet your first gf

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What made you think that was said?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurrdurr what's happening D:
                So, it's no longer about your bullshit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does you take more drugs than a touring funk band?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing wrong with that, can be simple stuff too, unless shes a homosexual and complains.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >date night every week
              >with a wife
              lol
              See what happens in the next few years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                20 years and still enjoying it. Honestly just find someone you love and you'll always have a good time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure anon, that doesn't sound entirely made up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >20 years
                Sir, your meds.

                >Anons coping that there's actual couples that care about each other

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not going out every week means they don't care
                Uh huh

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >coping
                >believing what you hear on Ganker
                Even what you are saying is True, by default, no one will believe you. And you sound like a pussywhipped cuck. You sure your "wife" aint taking wiener on the side?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                how exactly is it that you have time anon? Give us more details. Do neither of you work?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's always the weekends.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, those are for YOU time. Do you have kids?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having kids
                NGMI

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >20 years
                Sir, your meds.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you impotent or something? The male brain doesn't work that way. Even with a 9/10 you will tire of fricking the exact same body after 6 months or so, and when you look at her you won't think about sex at all but instead all the fricking nagging and all the stupid shit she does.
                >t. married for 10 years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still get erections every day if that's what you're asking. I just love her it's really that simple.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So brain damage it is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just love her
                You are either lying or theres something wrong with your brain.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's honestly not that hard to love someone that cares for you back. At this point it just feels more like you can't believe it because you haven't had it happen to you yet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You talk like someone that learned about "love" from movies. "Love" turns into something different when you are together with someone for a long time. I would kill for my woman, but that doesent mean I have to take her out every weekend for her to know I love her. Sounds to me like you are living a lie, or str8 up lying on the internet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like your the one with the fricking problem. This must be a bait post if after just 6 months you stopped giving a shit and kept it for ten years. Were you not smart enough to get the legal shit sorted out and now your too scared she will run off with half the shit if you divorce? Did you frick up and have a kid way sooner then you should have? You should have realized how awful you are at keeping feelings for a partner and gave up long ago. I'm not saying she is perfect and I bet she fricked up too but that doesn't give you a free pass to be a piece of worthless flesh.
                >t. HAPPILY married for 8 years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be some beta cuck, actual men crave sexual variety, there is no "right woman", if you aren't a cuck you'll want to frick another hot woman at LEAST every six months. I've been with my wife because despite all this I do love her and it would be the same or worse with anyone else. I'm just also a realist about how the male brain functions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mistake was not having her be sexy as a requirement. As others have pointed out, emotional connection is important but physical attraction is also just important.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not wanting 2 sexy girls
                I'm low test but holy shit, you beat me at that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want my wife though.

                >hurrdurr what's happening D:
                So, it's no longer about your bullshit?

                I'm not sure where you're getting those quotes from anon.

                Buddy, my wife is still ridiculously hot after all these years, you'd probably cream your pants if she even looked your way. Those of us who have fricked a few 8/10s in our lives understand that attraction fades in a long term relationship even between sexy people.

                I used to be with 10/10 girls myself but I'm not the type that likes to brag about it like that. It just feels more like yeah the sex is good and it's nice that they like you like that, but you can never really connect to them on a deeper level.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I used to be with 10/10 girls myself
                At least make it believable.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you think it's hard? If you're handsome, walk to a beach, or went to a dance club didn't you have women that were interested in you and you just went for it? Those types usually had friends that were like them and that let you bounce off of them in terms of communication and sex.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand what 10/10 means. It's so rare, 90% of the time there isn't even such a woman at the club or wherever the frick you are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're thinking of 10/10 as a bayesian scaling.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy, my wife is still ridiculously hot after all these years, you'd probably cream your pants if she even looked your way. Those of us who have fricked a few 8/10s in our lives understand that attraction fades in a long term relationship even between sexy people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you will want to frick another woman at least every 6 months
                That sounds like a you problem. I have never had this issue and continue to happily be with her. I have no clue where you are getting that mindset but clearly not everyone thinks that way. I'm happy you still find real love with your wife and I wish the best for you both, but I just don't see that particular mind set in myself. I have her, and I'm happy with that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That sounds like a you problem. I have never had this issue
                low T

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're not a manprostitute bro? You're low test!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                uhhhh not him but kinda yes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I obviously can not confirm you are the same guy, but if "low T" is the only reasonable response you have to me still finding my wife attractive after 8 years then I sorry you have issues that must be sorted out.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Married since 8 years and together for 14, soon 15. If you don't find your wife attractive anymore then clearly you married the wrong person. Sounds really like a you problem. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                K, keep us posted

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a miserable sack of shit with an IQ of 78, and I married a prostitute with an IQ of 80. Everyone else must be as moronic and miserable as me.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >date night every week
              >in an economy where a Big Mac costs $17 and a beer in your local bar costs $15 for the bartender to open a bottle of Heineken for you
              at this point most people I know do like a date night once a month aka: one beer and some fries at the local before going straight home to watch Netflix

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to spend on date night. There can be different themes or activities. Even something simple as walking in the park and enjoying the dusk will do.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guy sounds like a moron too. Average muttoid couple.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >incels now simp for the moron who thoughs that the best way to save a failing relationship he put no initiative into is to make the whole thing public and propose to his girlfriend via a capeshit snoy videogame

            You're probably on his side because you're snoys too

            My parents have been married for 40 years and Dad takes Mom to theatre or some shit from time to time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >time to time
              Yes, not everyweek like a couple of teenagers.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm on his side because I'll take the man's side every time no matter what, unless the man is black

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do this with my group of friends and our GFs every two weeks or so.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gfs
              >every 2 weeks
              >friends
              You are a kid, you don't understand married life, if you get mad at your girl, you go back to mommy and daddy, when you get mad at your wife, you either have to sleep angry, or deal with her for hours.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is not "normal" to do anything she listed more than once a year
            You're legit wonky if you don't even have a date night every week. Your wife either doesn't know what she's missing or just accepts it.

            >once a year
            >once a week
            Dang, for me its like once a month because we are burned out or have plans the other weekends. It is weird being married because the blur between regular night and date night becomes more based on intention than what takes place during the date itself.
            >what are we doing for date night?
            >[insert exaxt same thing we'd do for a normal night plus maybe one more activity]
            I don't know what other people do though.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explore new places. try out different themes like cooking, film watching, DIY project, etc. You can also try out not doing bringing along technology and just talk it out. Make it spontaneous if you need to as well.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She's living in a fricking romcom. She wants to live Sex in the City and got smacked with reality
            i mean this is all women
            they talk constantly about womens rights and X & Y being ""problematic"" and how 90s romcoms are sexist but then they go watch Love Island and The Kardashians.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're clearly not American if you think those are normal things that people do. Most people can't be bothered to leave their houses with thier spouses when they're married for 10 years, let alone dating.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you think those are normal things that people do
            If your only experience is a divorced mother and father then yeah you're going to see it like that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do a few of those things with my gf but I had to learn that self improvement and spontaneity were important things in life. Most people in America are not truly aware how much they are wasting their life. That said, it's highly dishonest if she thinks she can find a guy or even a girl who will do that in this country. Statistically speaking, me and my gf are extremely rare, which is why I we don't give each other up and would never go to sleep upset with each other. We would rather talk all night about a problem until one or both parties calms down before they can spiral in the solitude of his or her own mind. We just know. The chances of me finding a girl who will treat me with this respect ever again or her finding a guy who will do the same are close to 0. So I side with the bitter virgins and misogynists on this one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Self improvement and alone time is always important.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most people in America are not truly aware how much they are wasting their life. That said, it's highly dishonest if she thinks she can find a guy or even a girl who will do that in this country.
            Why do you guys always say stupid shit like this. Not doing these things is a more recent phenomenon. It's only been 1 generation so far.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's full of shit.
        >tried to make it work for a year
        bullshit. she just started to think of breaking up but probably never said anything or definitely didn't do anything to try and make it work. She would've only said something once she knew she was done.
        >he'd come check up on me so of course we got close
        bullllllll. these checkups would be long conversations? Guy is a tool and she's a dongthronger.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A good rule of thumb: Women never leave a man unless they have a backup. There's always fringe cases, like extreme physical abuse. But, generally speaking, they won't dump you unless they have someone else lined up. You can bet money on it. Also, terms like "violent outbursts", "emotional abuse", and "verbal abuse" are all bullshit terms that amount to them getting yelled at for doing stupid shit. If you ever hear those terms come up, you should immediately disregard anything she says in the same context. If she truly had something to complain about, there'd be a police report.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bullshit terms that amount to them getting yelled at for doing stupid shit.
            You shouldn't yell at your SO you fricking troglodyte.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOL fricking hilarious. Sometimes you need to hit a woman. You just do. But since that's not allowed, yelling is the next best thing. If you've never experienced this, then you've truly been blessed with either a top-tier woman or lack of woman entirely. These are the most frustrating creatures on the planet that will test you at every turn if you don't ride them hard and maintain their respect at a consistently high level.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like an NPC with NPC-tier women.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes I forget that we're living in an age where guys can't even approach a woman without suffering extreme social anxiety. then people like you remind me that I come from a different world when things were normal, and most men under 25 have only ever known lust and know nothing about maintaining a relationship

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao so you're some literal boomer? Euthanasia can't come soon enough.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's sex dolls now that have hip wiggling technology. they'll be in doggy and wiggle wiggle.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Commence the jigglin'?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm brown/from a bad home

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do this with my babe except for the parties part since we both hate them
        an

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this guy worked as a game developer for a big studio and didnt have enough money to move out of his parents place?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moving out is rarely about money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he was a fan that emailed the studio

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        iirc he wasn't involved with the game. He just asked the devs if they could set this easter egg up for him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          even worse

          I've been married for 17 years. All my friends are married. It is not "normal" to do anything she listed more than once a year. If that. It's just not. She's living in a fricking romcom. She wants to live Sex in the City and got smacked with reality. And, again, everything derogatory she claims can be taken with a grain of salt since there is no other side of the story being told. Never believe women on shit like this. They will always play the victim.

          its normal when you're dating, and young people assume that dating = the entire relationship. so dont be too hard on the morons

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its normal when you're dating, and young people assume that dating = the entire relationship. so dont be too hard on the morons
            I know a couple that also still has weekly date nights so I don't know why it has to only be young couples.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >someone I know
              You sound like you started going out recently and are still excited about it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? I'm 26. I'm just referring to the parents of a friend. They're in their 50s.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like theyre into cuck shit, especially if its like clubbing lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're big into Christianity and the wife is just a stay at home mom that's too insular for that kinda stuff. They just like each other a lot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both sound like they need to be shot. Guy sounds like an autist, w*man sounds like a c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking christ

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this shit was pretty much doomed just by the guy being autistic enough to think a woman would be moved by hiding a marriage proposal in a video game.
      All the other shit just seems like symptoms spinning off. Though I do wonder a little how that shit got started between them to begin with.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Though I do wonder a little how that shit got started between them to begin with.
        She was using him for his assets. She needed that roof over her head. Once she got situated, she fled.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the guy has a job making video games. I know that's not like a hedge fund manager or alpha shit but it is a job and that's better than most guys. I fricking hate women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he doesn't. He emailed the studio to put it in the game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        game dev is literally the most beta job in existence, pussies turn to dust the moment you utter those words
        >t. successful dev and incel.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you're an autismal frick. I'm a dev, make good money, dress in expensive clothes, drive an expensive car, and smash pussy all the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate women so much it's unreal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FcM6Ir0.jpg

      This will always be hilarious

      Unironically how do people like this get into a relationship in the first place? How much of a monumental socially inept frickup am I that I can't do the same but they can?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason the childhood friend love interest is such a common trope. It's incredibly easy to date in high school and college when most women don't know about the carousel yet and take anyone who shoots them a compliment and buys them a 10 piece at McDonald's.

        If you're past your mid 20s, you're out of luck and way too late unless you start prowling college freshman dorms. After that point, your only hope is to either be someone else's safety net or take the gay pill.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          completely out of your mind
          most men actually START to have success in their late 20ies, or early 30ies

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're past your mid 20s, you're out of luck and way too late unless you start prowling college freshman dorms. After that point, your only hope is to either be someone else's safety net or take the gay pill.
            Lol, clueless zoomie... 20yo zoomettes spread their legs for any moderately handsome man in their 40s with a moderate amount of money to burn on them.

            That's exactly what I said. Safety net.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron. Those young girls get genuinely wet and want desperately to be fricked by said 40yos. It's not a "safety net". You'll grow up and see one day.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, baldie

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I look like this and I frick your girls, cope and seethe zoomie child.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And then you woke up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you're past your mid 20s, you're out of luck and way too late unless you start prowling college freshman dorms. After that point, your only hope is to either be someone else's safety net or take the gay pill.
          Lol, clueless zoomie... 20yo zoomettes spread their legs for any moderately handsome man in their 40s with a moderate amount of money to burn on them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, at least he has his avengers funko pops

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      translation
      >I had a happy relationship until I watched some israelite directed media that made me realize men should worship the soil I step in and always threat me like a queen so I ended the relationship to hop on the wiener carousel
      every
      fricking
      time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the dude was depressed and she was no longer in need of someone to provide a roof over her head. He's also a moron for proposing this way (proposing at all to save a relationship is moronic) and she sounds like a c**t.

      In conclusion, kill everyone involved, even the studio for good measure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, when I was trying to get rid of my wife, she proposed to me, first to move in, then to marry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my wife
          So it worked?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that shit works, being put on that situation leaves you with only two choices, it's an ultimatum, a 50/50

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And how is it with her now? Happy? Unhappy? Do you regret it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do not regret it, it was the best thing that could happen to me. Just recently I opened up to her after realizing I would still be a virgin if it weren't for her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I pretended to be something I'm not for 5 years and then ran off to sleep with his brother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I
      >I
      >I
      >I
      Many such cases!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asking someone what they did
        >they respond with "I"
        uhh... yes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm overly defensive for no reason at all. I btw.
          Can only imagine what this guy endured for this unbearable narcissist, this breakup was a blessing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never believe anything a woman says.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15 1/2
      she pretends to be normal?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deleted social media accounts due to harassment
      Concession accepted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Our relationship had issues physically
      ???
      Small wiener?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's white what do you think

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whites got biggest dicks. Even a record is held by a white guy. Rasputin got dick so big, they preserved it in a jar.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slavs aren't white and Russians are even less white.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I broke up with him because HE DID SOMETHING BAD that I will vaguely allude to...
        Frick women.

        She's almost certainly alluding to rape but I guess she was uhh "nice" enough to not actually say it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She made the right move. My sister dated a guy like this. All that motherfricker did was trade CS:GO shit and play Korean MMOs.
      He wouldn’t leave his mother’s house, never held a job and still had the gall to string my little sister along with talk of marriage. They started dating halfway through high school, and she dumped him towards the end of college.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wedding proposal on a capeshit wedding game
      >she doesn't like video games or capeshit at all
      lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are truly evil. Demonic, even.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incels getting mad at this
      lol seriously?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're incels, and snoys as well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FcM6Ir0.jpg

      This will always be hilarious

      this guy was a homosexual ass manchild with spiderman blankies while still living in his childhood bedroom as a grown man lmfao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the very last part

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick. I KNOW someone who worked at Insomniac. I need to ask him about this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and my dad works at nintendo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, no. he's on to something.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah well your dad's a Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She deserves death.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she deserves death for not instantly marrying a snoy moron who made their relationship public and proposed to her via a game for kids, even though their relationship was not built to succeed at all

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are on a video game board. She deserves death for leaving him for a petty reason, plenty reason to get stoned, clearly she only left to be with another man, aka infidelity as leaving a man against his will is cheating.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a whites-only board.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic, post skin, NOW

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                U first

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just did

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now post one with you on a skirt

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lol I love RPing as some third worlder
            Dumb LARPer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Islam was right about women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy would've gotten a beating in Islam for being a worthless moron and proposing via american capeshit

        Also underage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure she'd get her head chopped off for sleeping with her brother in law.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dude she totally fricked her brother
            Even if she did I would clap because the her ex is

            This is him.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              *boyfriend's brother

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's other cultures and religions that were all on the same page about women. morons on Ganker think that Islam was the only religion or culture to be redpilled on women. Muslims shill that shit because they want you to be Muslim. They want to spread Islam. They just use shit like that to try to get people to convert. I can't believe people fall for it. Most incels and guys who struggle deeply with women have other issues as well. It's the paradox of inceldom. Thinking that a woman will solve their problems. Suddenly they won't be depressed anymore, they won't have any other mental issues. It's a ridiculous notion.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All abrahamic religions are fricking moronic though so there’s that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinking that a woman will solve their problems. Suddenly they won't be depressed anymore, they won't have any other mental issues. It's a ridiculous notion.
          Okay but getting a boyfriend unironically gave me a sense of self-worth and pulled me out of depression almost overnight. Six years later and I'm a completely different person.
          You have no idea how life-changing a simple hug can be after not getting one in over two decades.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It can help. It's mostly a problem for guys. Male incels tend to focus on the wrong areas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dance, parties, and sit under the stars

      is this b***h for real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have big prospects in life
        What do you think she meant, anon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit. Bet shes as much of a loser as he is, otherwise she would've gone for someone better a long time ago.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats what I was saying. Both of them seem total morons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, frick her for wanting to do shit with her boyfriend instead of just doing his laudry and watching him play capeshit just to be nice, huh?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's her fault, they most likely started dating and never went out, then she got word that going out was the norm and got self conscious

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She can make demands when she makes more than the Silicon Valley dev.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She can make demands when she makes more than the Silicon Valley dev.
            Anon... I...

            This is him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop simping.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How about YOU stop simping for a pathetic snoy homosexual? He won't frick you.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Snoy isn't a gay
              Hahaha who the frick are you kidding?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is. I’d probably be pretty disappointed if all my girlfriend wanted to do was stay inside b***hing about being depressed while doing nothing but playing AAA video games. There’s no excuse to not spend quality time with your boyfriend or girlfriend every now and then. There is so much shit to do outside of the house, and the video games will be there when you get home.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at that guy though, she knew what she was getting into, you don't date him expecting chad activities.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats what I was thinking. I bet she's ugly or stupid and unemployed. otherwise, she would've put her self on a such a high pedestal, no one would reach her.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, taking your girl out to dinner every now and then and sitting beneath the stars with her isn’t chad behavior, it’s the bare fricking minimum. I don’t disagree that she could have figured this out sooner but come on.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >buy the goyslop goy it's got your name in it yum yum drink up now only $17.99 per happy meal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s the bare fricking minimum

                Women are just objects to maintained by splurging aren't they.

                You conveniently ignored the other option which costs $0. You also seem to think that you can only take women to McDonald’s.
                My point is that he obviously wasn’t trying very hard to meet her needs.
                This guy proposed to a woman in a Spider-Man video game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ehehe that's right there are other things to do, now go outside and get in your GOYmobile put on your GOYbelt, drive the GOYlimit and come yo Leiboachitts campgrounds!
                >buy the GOYpass
                >sit in your microplastics tent
                >enjoy the view you fricking animal make sure you fricking MOO too when you look up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are trying waaaay too hard

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s the bare fricking minimum

              Women are just objects to maintained by splurging aren't they.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but you gotta splurge on her so you can splurge in her.
                You could always disregard them. Women only have as much hold on men as men let them hold. Don't blame women for some men being thirstier than a fricking fish in a desert. These men aren't brain-damaged. They're not children. They're not Vaginovores and need vegana to live.
                They're just pathetic c**ts who degrade themselves for pussy, and when that doesn't work then try to degrade all of society.

                Slamdunk simps into volcanoes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >summons a rock meteor and "accidentally" crushes his girlfriend
                >high court doesn't find him guilty of treason and he gets away scot-free
                How did he do it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WHAAAAT? WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE THEY EXPECT YOU'LL SOCIALISE AND GO OUT INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND RANT ABOUT RANDOM AUTISTIC TRASH WHILE SHE DOES YOUR LAUNDRY??????

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in a relationship and all we do is stay home and play video games.
                It's all either of us ever wanted. Going out is lame and gay.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully it stays that way anon, good luck

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Had a girl like that. SHe eventually got bored and left, got mad when I didnt chase after her, and ended up saying she love me but she has to leave because she had dreams and ambitions and blah blah blah.

                saw her three years later and she looked like shit. felt good mang.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you are just LARPing
                are you both NEETs or what?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's a larp about it? If you like staying home and playing video games all day, why wouldn't you find a partner that feels the same way?
                >are you both NEETs or what?
                Hopefully soon, if the patreon takes off.

                if all you do is stay home playing videogames then how the frick do you sustain yourself if not for NEETbucks, assuming you are not working

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I currently work, but it's part time. Makes enough to pay rent, though.
                When I'm not working, we both just sit around and play games. The only time we go out is if we wanna get food, although half the time I just bring home something after work.

                We're currently marathoning all the Armored Cores together in release order, doing versus matches in every game in preparation for AC6.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's a larp about it? If you like staying home and playing video games all day, why wouldn't you find a partner that feels the same way?
                >are you both NEETs or what?
                Hopefully soon, if the patreon takes off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a couple of trans "girls" who met over Discord. You should really know this by now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Going out is lame and gay.
                it is lame and gay

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What I mean is that you don't see that kind of guy clubbing, she wanted something else entirely.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >taking your girl out to dinner every now and then
              Need a job
              >sitting beneath the stars with her
              I'm sure she'd love to do that every night and not complain that he was being cheap

              Also, what she really wanted was for him to take her out to dance and parties; activities women engage in specifically to find new men.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They started dating at 15, when you genuinely don't know these things yet.
            And they had to move in together shortly after, which artificially extended the relationship. If they weren't forced to live together, they most likely would have broken up long before this.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lets not forget she moved in HIS parents home and I bet she didnt even have a job or pay rent.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was her parent's house.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was her parents house, it's the first line of the image anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around, anon. He moved into her home.
                It's hard to break out of a relationship once you reach that level of commitment, and it's hard to know if you're actually happy after you're in that deep. Doubly so when you're young and it's your first rodeo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > He's a monster
      > He's violent
      > He's evil
      > I am a saint

      LMAO, straight men honestly deserve EVERYTHING THEY GET. ENjoy your HORRIBLE MISERABLE LIFE with women straightoids.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        : (

        You don't have to rub it in

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subhuman homosexual identifies with the manchild loser
        many such cases
        btw you still look like an obvious troony when you wear your dresses

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >underage discordgays jumping at this post to go "DURRR WOMEN AMRITE???" when it's about a snoy moron
      Kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sony > xloss
        she fricked up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A-any day now Sonybros! Xbox is finally going to die!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was reasonable till the part where she talked about hopping on the half brother's dick. Then it is all justification for being a prostitute.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shouldn't have forgave him for
      Dumb b***h can't even speak her native language right

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Notice how she didnt mention what he did. I bet it was something dumb like throwing away the garbage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on what I’ve read of this story, literally every person involved in this story was a piece of shit.

      The guy was a total manchild who did nothing to maintain the relationship and unironically thought this proposal wouldn’t be a complete embarrassment.

      The woman was immoral for cheating on him instead of just formally breaking up with him first.

      The brother was a scumbag for actually going along with the woman’s plans to cheat.

      It’s a situation where there was no innocent party. It was just a dysfunctional relationship consisting of shitty people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone involved is typical Black personcattle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Boyfriend didnt try "hard" enough
        lol frick off

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't really try at all, especially when his idea of proposing was "ummmm, hey, can Spiderman PS4 do it for me?"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't really try at all

            Oh I bet he tried to make her happy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any proof at all that she cheated on him or fricked his half-brother?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she only "got close" to the brother after they already broke up, and it was literally because the guy sent his brother after her when they had broken up and she was emotionally vulnerable, moron

        he's basically a stupid manchild cuck

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really believe that, though? She obviously had eyes for this dude for a while.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she put up with being the guy's mother for 5 years and did in fact break up with him instead of cheating on the side

            you're desperately siding with a loser manchild because you identify with him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, the replies to this image let alone thread show how new most of you are. How have you all not seen this by now? It's only a few years old. Ganker is zoomer galore now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was almost believing her story until she talked about the half brother.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all true sadly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting your marriage proposal into a game when your gf doesn't even like vidya, and a capeshit game no less
      >don't like bf anymore so cheat on him with his brother instead of leaving
      >sleeping with your brother's gf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any proof at ALL that she fricked his brother?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The autistic snoy redditor said she did, so she must have.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, its a he said-she said scenario
          I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't actually but it just makes the whole situation funnier

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best oppinion. Both are morons and should get shot. I dont get why people are picking sides.

    • 9 months ago
      Love From Kazakhstan

      Love from Kazakhstan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I broke up with him because HE DID SOMETHING BAD that I will vaguely allude to...
      Frick women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a pathetic snoy manchild is bad enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why didn't she write her entire life story down so i could dismiss it anyways and call her a prostitute on an anonymous goat-milking imageboard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you expect her to go through their entire 5 years so that random homosexuals on the internet can judge? Young people like that, especially ones that come from shakey homes, are very prone to emotional abuse and shitty relationship habits they learned from their families. No doubt in my mind they probably had a bunch of issues that they swept under the rug, seems like a common occurrence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The middle part kinda says it all though, you can visually imagine a GF begging her spider-man loving BF for some McLovin, but ya'know

      all the replies are knee-jerk reactions siding with Capeshitter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I kept going because I wanted to make it work, but he has done some things that I realized I shouldn't have forgave him for.
      this happened just a few weeks ago with my 1 year gf
      okay, listen to this
      she has childhood traumas about being chubby and she's very insecure about being chubby
      having experience with that myself, i suggested a couple of times that she should hit the gym, just like i did
      keep in mind, this happened in the beginning of the relationship, we talked about it a lot, and i just kinda gave up on trying to fix her, she said she did sports before and she didn't like it at all
      despite all that, i still loved her, even with her not doing sports and being vegan (how the frick did she get fat in the first place if she's vegan i wonder)
      she was losing weight too, but the way she did it was the craziest, probably most unhealthy shit i've seen in my life (she took laxatives and immediately upon finding out i made her throw them away)
      when she decided to break up with me, i cried straight up for 2 days, but now that a few weeks have passed and i've thought about the situation rationally, i think i dodged a bullet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i think i dodged a bullet
        Lucky you. I wasted over 10k trying to save our relationship.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wasted over 10k trying to save our relationship
          yea, i put a lot of money into her too
          i'm loaded because my mom's rich, yet i don't do anything with my money because i don't really need anything
          i bought her all sorts of shit, bracelets, dresses, underwear, flowers
          the day we broke up, we were supposed to go to a vacation together, i even bought the tickets
          though, if i trust her, it's not her fault, her parents didn't let her go

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >her parents didn't let her go
            Stop dating 14 year olds. And if you do at least date hot ones and not fatties. Loser.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's 18
              i dated a decently hot 16 year old for 4 months, she wasn't mature enough either, i thought this would be better

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women never mature. They are the same thing from menarche to death.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, i heard somewhere that women don't mature past the age of 14
                starting to believe that's the case

                >she's vegan
                The fact you didn't see this as the biggest red flag imaginable means you're an absolute moron.

                idk, she was very sweet to me and she cooked me shit
                non-vegan shit mind you, she was willing to cut and cook steaks for me
                but yeah, shame on me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's definitely the case. Women may act mature, but they will quickly drop the act.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she's vegan
        The fact you didn't see this as the biggest red flag imaginable means you're an absolute moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegan shit isn't necessarily healthy, a lot of it is onions-filled garbage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if i were living in america, then yeah, i'd understand perfectly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(how the frick did she get fat in the first place if she's vegan i wonder)
        Well, if you look at the ingredients package for Ho-Hos, it's mostly chocolate and hydrogenated oil. Completely guilt-free vegan dining.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She left him for his half-brother
      Okay, SERIOUSLY, frick women.
      >B-but we didn't date, just fricked! We're "close friends."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if this guy unfricked his shit and treated her the way she wanted to be treated (in that moment), the reality is she would have left him anyway. Expecting long-term marriages or even love in this day and age is pointless. The only true love left in this world is God's love.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wah why do I have to take care of my BF, he should be totally self sufficient and do everything for me. I deserve it because I am such a “highly motivated” individual
      This generation of women is completely fricked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she didn't want to babysit a snoy capeshitloving redditor all her life? Man, what the frick is wrong with women these days?

        The man worked and supported his wife & family in the "old days".

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did have a career though, he worked at Snoy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he worked at Snoy
            No, he didn't. Stop making shit up. He did not, nor did he ever, work for Sony. He EMAILED Sony, and ASKED them to put his proposal into the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek best thing to happen to a guy like that is to get left so he can grow up and get real. I know because it happened to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autist
      >but play normie capshit
      holy shit this is embarrassing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GF dumps after 5 years so she can be with his brother instead.
      She deserves death but his brother deserves mutilation and then death.

      Hopefully she kills herself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she should kill herself because her redditor ex said she fricked his brother

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of seething incels siding with the nintendie neckbeard
      L M A O
      M
      A
      O

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >autist makes cringe proposal
        >"uhh I think you're taking this too far, we should give ourselves a bit of time"
        >tell devs if they can patch it out
        >crisis averted
        >instead I'm going to make a big fuzz about it because I love drama
        >I'm even going to go to an internet tabloid and talk about My Experience™
        >now everyone knows about it
        >I'm the victim™

        Both are immature morons. Everyone knows that coercing women into saying yes to marriage due to public exposure is a dick move and most men deserve the embarassment of being turned down in public.
        But this wasn't even public until the woman went out of her way to make it so.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was fricking his half-brother the entire time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have big prospects in life and am I highly motivated individual
      Why do lefty women always say shit like this before ending up as a waitress for 20 years?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just means they think they can do better and the reason they haven't is because of their partner and not themselves.
        After seeing how much of a loser you are, it's easy to blame anyone else but yourself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incels will get mad at this. But no woman 50 years ago would have given this guy a second glance, she's right to leave the capeshitter for his half-bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go out, dance, sit under the stars
      what a moronic fricking c**t. That dude dodged a bullet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      “I had to be his mother”
      Many such cases. Either clean up your shit and take out the trash or boy boss hard enough to pay someone to clean your place.

      Women will put in effort, but their ideal level of effort in a relationship is 0. The more they have to do, the higher the chance the relationship will collapse. The middle ground: Reduce her effort level to zero and don’t give her a credit card and tell her to get her own money if she wants to buy dumb shit. This is the price of regular sex.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women will only put up with that if they like you a lot. Some beta gamer ain't gonna excite her enough.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    M8, I hate women like every other next guy, but what she wrote in there makes it pretty obvious the guy was a moronic Vidya addict.
    What she wrote reminded me incredibly much of a relationship I once had, where I behaved the same because I actually didn't like the girl. She finished me and rightfully so, as we are both in much more happy relationships now.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? This.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god, why did you remind me?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHGHGHHGHGHHGH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao
      The smasher aint smashing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      years later I still refuse to believe someone is this moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its cute.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heres OPs wedding proposal. hehe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      op absolutely ruined

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      op got gay married because he likes boys hahahaha

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >angry snoy incels defending a moronic snoy autist

    Imagine if he was a tendie instead

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, I bet girl would like to see a proposal in a fricking video game. This is so pathetic. These people literally are a fricking npcs.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheat on your wife.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna say I love this thread. If only we could get so fricking passionate about vudya

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do, then you whine I'm not consuming the propaganda.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want to leave the house. why do girls always need to be 'doing stuff'. just hang out in the house and sex me in between games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based autist

      Kek what a cop-out

      Yeah, you being a bumbling moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No , no. you have be ambition, social, a hustler, and an earner. also sexy, tall, funny, and emotionally vulnerable but not needy. 200k minimum.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get into a relationship
      >WTF WHY THAT PERSON WANTS TO SOCIALIZE WITH ME AND DO STUFF WITH ME AIEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS I ONLY EVER WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
      >they broke up with me? Woman moment, amrite? Not my fault.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. roastie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes yes I know I'm in an autist den, don't make it so obvious Black person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up you hyperbolizing, spastic Black person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hit a nerve?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, my hyperbolizing Black person nerve. Its very sensitive

            This is him.

            Big if true

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know someone who's wife recently left him literally just because he wanted to relax at home during his free time. We works and everything too. His wife is the kind who needs to have some kind of activity or event planned for every waking second of her existence and she left him just because he wanted to relax when he could

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. That sucks

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are cumdumpsters

    Nothing more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadow the hedgehog has joined the server

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing a woman deserves is a beating.

      Uhm sweatie...ure problematic

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could find a female girl that wasn't part of the Black personcattle hivemind. Rational thoughts and expectations and ready to receive AND give. All I've found is Black personcattle.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing a woman deserves is a beating.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sprawls all over the chair
      >PSSST
      >Brrrrrrrr
      Yeah no wonder he got dumped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kek. How did that dumb b***h stick with this guy lmao. I feel like they probably deserved each other

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they got together at 15, she pair bonded with him but he was such a colossal frickup and lost a loyal one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, he writes uncharted and star wars fanfiction on reddit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snoy
        No wonder his GF left him for his brother, I bet he's a muscular XChad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord zoomergays and incels simping and whiteknighting for a snoy redditor

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, cant blame the b***h for leaving

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whites are so fricking lucky. They can literally be like this homosexual and still have 5 year GFs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put up my sheetrock prostitute-Hay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is quite literally the kind of "people" that the word "snoy" was coined for lmao
      pic related

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she thinks she's making the right choice going with the ninten-chad, but little does she know she's in for a lifetime of verbal and physical abuse.
        Those nintendo playboys just don't care

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's more concerned with his save than his wife

          What a chad

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is way ahead of average nintendo reddit gays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 240 dislikes
      WAIT PEOPLE ARE SIDING WITH THIS homie?
      BUT WHY?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Message is spider game
      >Tshirt is spider
      >Pillow is spider
      >Poster is spider
      That's not normal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do absolute homosexual queer bois like this ever get girlfriends? What am I doing wrong?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should have been born white

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That sucks bro. Hope things got better for you.
      >33 minutes ago
      people here really simping for this dumb c**t?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's coping

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >other way around

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there were scorned homosexuals ITT defending this and attacking the girl for ditching him
      lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has no Kenergy.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean honestly I don't know why you c**ts chase women so much anyway. Betas and simps are the reason we're in the position we're in.

    If I was faced with a simp and a roastie and I had one bullet I'd shoot the simp because the roastie won't have the safety net of the simp sending her $50,000,000 in her feet livestream.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feet pics are sold
      >billions must die

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >billions
        India should have thought of that before they decided to simp.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as funny as this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, thats just mutts being mutts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is precisely why it's funny.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do so many people side with the guy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      KHVs and also when the story first came out he said she cheated on him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incels will always side with the guy, even if he's a pathetic snoy redditor
      Also discordgays just jumping on the chance to go "LOOOOOL WOMEN" without reading the whole situation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't side with him. I just hate women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't people are defending the guy that much, it's more that the way the girl frames things makes her sound like kind of a b***h with with a distorted view of things, even considering the guy was an dumbass autismo. I get the impression both sides are the types that only make themselves look worse when they try to defend themselves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because a lot of moronic teenagers and manchildren use this board.
      At one point I had a lot of sympathy for incels on this website, but a lot of them just aren’t worth it. They know they suck.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS BROTHER.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No she didn’t.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >guys it was not because I proposed to her via capeshit, she totally cheated on me! [citation needed]
          >his white knights still spread it like it's the truth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't they?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause he's clearly the bigger evil

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There can be no bigger evil then a f*moid, Anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            also 2 and your mom will die in your sleep

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              5 and I have Tacos for dinner tonight

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                5 and we all move on and realize that putting women in a pedestal is a terrible idea
                0 and I ask this cute trap I talked to a few weeks ago

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ben Shapiro refers to himself in the third person with that video title
              What a homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Barbie

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I felt more like his mom than his girlfriend, I just had to do his laundry, watch him play his videogames and endure his spergouts. I wished we just went out sometime!
    WOOOOOW IMAGINE BELIEVING THE SIDE OF THE WOMAN BRO WHAT A prostitute
    >g-guys it was not my fault she totally cheated on me with my brother! [citation needed]
    HOLY SHIT I BELIEVE THIS INSTANTLY I WILL DEFEND THIS SNOY REDDITOR TO THE DEATH SHE TOTALLY CHEATED ON HIM GUYS

    Why are underages like thus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that some of these underage people are in their twenties and thirties.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people getting grifted never had a relationship

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much its unreal

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf cleans and cooks for me. I guess that's stepping over the line for american women, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DARE YOU ABUSE YOUR PRINCESS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross dude, she's basically your second mother.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish. My fantasy is having two gay (hot) moms and then fricking both of them straight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cleans the house and tell him where he left his keys
        >" i felt like I was his mother and he was my son where I had to remind him about things"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bocchi the Ganker

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women demand that their boyfriend plays the role of a doting father but the moment they're expected to do anything for him besides suck his dick they think they're too good for him. b***h, that's literally your purpose. That is what you bring to the relationship. Women are so brainwashed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how dare a woman expect the man to do anything in a relationship, it should be just the woman doing everything and me just playing videogames!

            >Do you work
            Of course
            >and take her out sometimes
            Eh, barely. We order food and then I matepress her till she drools.

            See? You're already waaaaaaay above the guy we're talking about. Godspeed.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically this. He pays for her shit, keeps her fed and does the heavy lifting, he should get to play some vidya while she does the laundry and listens to a podcast or something.
              >Waaaaah I have to do EVERYTHING around here!
              It's almost like you have to work your keep in a relationship and can't act like a fricking princess!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He lived in HER house
                He mainly just played videogames and sperged out at her
                They never went out or really did anything special
                IDK why so many dudes like you whiteknight for this man

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because they know what it is like to be cheated on.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve been cheated on and don’t think this guy was cheated on. She should have known better than to get close to his brother, but I don’t believe she actually cheated on this guy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >guys she didn't break up with me because I'm a snoy redditor that tried proposing to her via my beloved capeshit and made the whole thing public by putting her on the spot in front of the entire internet, she-um, she actually fricked my brother! Y-yeah, she was fricking him like, waaaaay before we broke up, see? [Citation needed]
                No, you're just redditors like him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proposing to her via my beloved capeshit
                I literally can't understand how someone think this is a good idea. I JUST CAN'T. This is fricking surrealistic shit. Is he an autist?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does everyone act like this guy was a jobless loser? He was a developer at Insomniac and was probably making six figures

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wouldn't be living at his girlfriend's house and have her treat him like she's his mom then
                Also citation on him working for insomniac?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I assume he was a dev that put the message in the game?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, no. If he was an insomniac worker this would just be a "hey boss, I really like this girl and... I work hard, y'know... wink wink, nudge nudge?" but I recall he just begged them on social media

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao he literally just shot them an email asking for the message, he doesn't work there dumbass
                he's a fricking beta soi manchild living in his girlfriend's house, not a provider in the slightest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you work and take her out sometimes or do you also just sit on your ass and play videogames all day like that redditor?

      When did Ganker get infested with so many normalgays?

      Idk but these "based" discordgays sure love simping for the snoy redditor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God forbid a man gets to enjoy something while he has a girlfriend

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You kinda shot right past what that guy said and didn’t exactly deny that video games are literally the only thing you do while off the clock. You went straight for being a wounded, defeated man terrorized by his gf

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >god forbid a man does absolutely fricking nothing in a relationship and just get babysat by his partner while she at best can watch him play with his toys when he's not having a spergout

          In the 50's a "man" would be the target of a public, goverment funded mocking campaign.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, so many sitcoms took a major dump on the man of the house. The frick was that all about?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you work
        Of course
        >and take her out sometimes
        Eh, barely. We order food and then I matepress her till she drools.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Ganker get infested with so many normalgays?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Started in 2007 with phoneposters swarming the internet.
      2011's Quentinposting shifted board culture towards normalhomosexualry.
      The ironic shitposting made the influx of redditors during Gamergate and the Fappening in 2014 think they were in good company.
      Election tourism in 2016 and the subsequent discord brigading permanently ended all hope.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW COULD THAT prostitute SAY NO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these people for fricking real?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it's Redditors

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should you stay with someone if you don't like them anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay until you find someone better, hence the whole brother in law shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't really answer my question.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fear of being alone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays are very scared to be alone with their thoughts and themselves. Look at what happened during scamdemic. Normoids were literally killing themselves because they couldn't go clubbing or shopping or to the beach.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy should have just proposed to Spider-Man instead

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me again but didn't Gaylo 3 had marriage proposal in the laoding screen?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with all the anons saying everyone involved sucks
    He is a typical consoomer manchild and she is obviously way too much of a normie for their relationship to last and shs outgrew him. She probably feigned interest for his sake and he was too autistic to realize she wasn't actually into it and how immature and unattractive he came across as
    She'd be sympathetic but in justifying her breaking up with him she says some of the most insufferable normie cliches like "having big plans" for her life and saying she wanted to dance and party (nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone who wants to go out and do things with you but mentioning those activities specifically is a red flag)
    Then she follows it up with mentioning "physical issues" (aka not getting piped right) and has this weird relationship with his half-brother (as a result of monkeybranching probably) and that just cements to me that she's just your typical dumb normie prostitute panicking over settling down with a guy who isn't giving her what every dumb normie prostitute is supposed to want

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dance and party….le bad…

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You only go dancing (she probably meant clubbing) if you want to be sexual and feel sexy in public

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and party….le bad…
        Women only go partying/clubbing for dick, every guy who has no problems with their gf partying without them ends up cheated on
        Of course even if they have a problem they can't put their foot down without being painted as an abuser, so it's better to hit the eject button as soon as soon as she brings it up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know a woman who lets her bf go clubbing without her, what does that mean?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why such subhumans get into relationships while I can't. I not deluded enough to think I'm a great catch, but by comparison to those subhumans I am literally a god.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      right place at the right time, they got together at 15 and she has a loyal personality

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jumps on his brother the instant they broke up, probably already had him lined up
        personality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only subhumans get into relationships anon

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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