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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UUUGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOUHH!!!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to GUT you like a cornish- MEDIC!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I never really was on your MEEEEDIIIIC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to GUT you like a Spy in our midst

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dance, gentlemen! Dance like Doctor!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just lay your weapons down and Place a dispenser here!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just unlocked a memory of doing this shit all the time back when I mained spy in 2011. frick man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The last word of your sorry mouth will be Medic!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Medic!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*killbinds*

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”Magnificent!”

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUTTSECKS

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This will be the l-ACK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost makes me want to reinstall (ALMOST)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still a lot of fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOHHOHOHOHAHAHAHALOHOHAAAHAHOHO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bit the bullet and paid some Black person bot 3 keys for a Schadenfreude taunt (I don't have any taunts since I don't find myself taunting often anyways) and holy shit, TF2 is so much more funny when you can laugh at someone after killing them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >random crit into schadenfreude
          the amount of seethe ive caused with this combo is amazing, wish i recorded some of the best moments

          Honestly the best taunt in the entire game, all original taunts are good, the new ones not so much

          It's been pretty fricking funny so far. I got a long-distance Cleaver kill earlier and saw the guy rage quit as I taunted.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random crit into schadenfreude
        the amount of seethe ive caused with this combo is amazing, wish i recorded some of the best moments

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the best taunt in the entire game, all original taunts are good, the new ones not so much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          seriously, nothing beats just laughing like an butthole after killing someone. that alone makes tf2 the best multiplayer game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 keys for a Schadenfreude taunt
        what the frick

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          People don’t trade like they used to man. I miss the actual in game trade window. Now everyone is siphoned through to scrap.tf and backpack.tf, then to a bot owned by some homosexual career trader. It sucks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's $7.50 in the store, it'll always be that much because otherwise you'd just buy it yourself instead of the keys

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's what you have to do. The rich dominate the trading scene, it's impossible to get anything for reasonable prices these days thanks to them. They can and will hoard everything anyone might want, and never use it, just to make sure people like you and I can't use them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >item taunt instead of going KABOOM
      No. 1 reason I won't reinstall. All the added taunts took the soul out of the game because no one that isn't new will use the default ones. That and taunt swapping getting patched out by default.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demo's schadenfreude >>>> the other mercs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scout's is far and away the best one.
        Scout > Soldier > Sniper > Medic > Spy > Demo > Heavy > Engineer > Pyro

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, ah, Spy? Scout 'ere. The car crash wasn't your fault. It was a force of nature. Couldn't do nothin' about it. You gotta' let it go.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh well, off to visit your mother!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Here lies scout, he died a virgin

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how fricking revolting it would be to have someone throw a jar of piss at you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on how bad it smells really
      Asparagus piss would probably make me retch but anything below that is just being annoyingly sticky for a while

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta remember that Sniper probably waits for hours lining up a perfect shot, so those bottles of piss have been baking in the desert heat for half a day.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS MY UPDATE, OCTOBER IS BURNING FRICK

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Before I transition.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting into a melee match with Spy isn't a good idea but I love his critical death screams so much. They're so damn funny.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just lay your weapons down and walk a- DOCTOR!

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played TF2 since 2016. How large is the install these days and is there a nohats mod?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      About the same and yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nohats mod
      Still works

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is spy not the most popular character? He is hilarious

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the worst class because he's just Sniper but worse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily in the top 3 most popular characters next to heavy and scout. he has my favorite domination lines by far.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there is most popular TF2 character. Every character has some sort of claim to fame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was back in the day

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Om nom nom NOT GOOD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Om nom nom POW! HAHA!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Servers with no voice command cooldown had me grinning like a moron for hours on end.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill Soldiergay one time
    >Switches to Sniper
    >Starts spamming me with duel requests
    >Finally accept after like 30 just to make it stop
    >Starts literally spinbotting and spamming "ez" in the chat over and over after 1 kill
    >Check profile
    >Trans
    >Claims to have autism
    Checks out, I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you should see the hacker cheat community. whole bunch of femboy trannies. they cheat at looks, they cheat at games. funny.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not surprised. I was a bit annoyed after all was said and done but I calmed myself down with the knowledge that this degenerate will kill itself soon enough anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Soldier mains?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lowest skill floor
        >Gets catered to on a silver platter
        That's about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demo
        literally just airblast him with pyro he cant do anything but cope and seethe

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, he is good.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”Zis is scout!”

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zat was doctor-assisted DOCTOOOOOR

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Spy_paincrticialdeath01.wav

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WILL deploy a dispenser here!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WILL MEDIC

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy's va is next

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for him for participating in the community before he inevitably kicks the bucket, no matter how cringe it is

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey is that new suit? Cuz it suck!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waaah waaah sniper is overpowered
    Why's he off-class in competitive and rare there?
    >waah waah he's OP in casual
    Like a conch box soldier? Or a natascha heavy? Maybe a soda popper scout? Eyelander demoknight? They're not overpowered if it's relying on the inexperience of players to stomp.
    >nooooo there's no counterplay to sniper he just instakills me!!!
    If you walk in a straight line or aren't paying attention, sure. You can move your head hitbox, you can listen for shots and time it, you can coordinate with your team, you can spam his location or suspected locations.
    >WAAAAH THAT MAKES IT HARD TO AIM
    >WAAAH HE'S TOO QUIET CUS HE'S FAR AWAY
    >WAAAAH IT'S TOO HARD TO COORDINATE IN PUBS
    >WAAAAAH I SHOULD BE ABLE TO JUST WALK UP AND KILL HIM
    >IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR I SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO GET INTO HIS RANGE AND KILL HIM AND HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!
    You just need to get better at the game then.

    Sniper is NOT overpowered. YOU are underpowered. Stop blaming it on a 16 year old hat trading simulator.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      every gay porn tf2 poster I ever met bought nullcore.

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