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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine putting that gay shit in a video game

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, anon giving free publicity like a complete moron to a company over a staged commercial stunt is always funny.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cucked by your bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am glad I have a sister, not that I would ever have a gf anyways.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have a sister, you have a potential gf.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BASED and Homopilled.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >neet ask his 4 year old gf to marry him
    >she dumps him and go for his brother which she was banging in secret

    lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that AI generated?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >abusive neet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        amazing how these stories always end up with the woman saying the guy was an abuser. weird huh.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          amazing how these stories always end up with the man saying the girl was a prostitute. weird huh.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            women are prostitutes? manchildren who make weird romantic gestures aren't often abusive

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure they are: every man who was on the shitty end of a shitty relationship is an abuser.
              Believe all women™.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 year old gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could you do that to your own brother? My brothers wife is a very attractive girl but even when I try to look at her in a sexual way it just feels gross and I don’t think I would be able to have sex with her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The boyfriend was dick and the brother spent more time with the girlfriend or something

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. That makes it less infuriating then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My brothers wife is a very attractive girl but even when I try to look at her in a sexual way it just feels gross and I don’t think I would be able to have sex with her
        That's because you still have a soul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some families are dysfunctional and their members hate each other or their values don't align, anon. I would never cuck my brother or betray him. I'd rather die. He's the only person in my life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poor parents leading to dysfunctional siblings and the boyfriend was allegedly a dickhead.

        Against Gankers popular shitposting bait, most people actually go for the good guy/girl over the buttholes of the world.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >boyfriend was allegedly a dickhead.
          >Puts proposal in a dogshit capehomosexual game
          Yeah I'd dump him on the spot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "good guy" in that story betrayed his brother, and the "good girl" is a cheating, backstabbing prostitute. You're an idiot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a story like this. The brother jumped off a bridge and killed himself one of his friends had to confirm it was is body they found him a bit later so he looked really fricked up. It messed that dude up and he was enfrickingraged at them both for cheating and forcing the guy into suicide

        By far the worst thing you can do to family cheating alone makes you a scumfrick but cheating on family JFC how low can you go? incest maybe but proudly I guess. Yeah OP is funny because he's a cuck but its still fricked up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they had to use family members to confirm dead bodies? My grandparents died of covid and my parents and aunts and uncles were all too lazy to go so I had to go and identify them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My grandparents died of covid
            no they didnt (:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of 10!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like his ex gf needs some correction for her bratty behavior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      public proposals are generally a thing you really want to discuss with the girl first, in case she is shy or just doesn't want the attention

      in this case i'm willing to bet the bf loved spiderman and the girl didn't really care about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >public
        Is it really that public if it can happen in your living room with just the 2 there?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in this case i'm willing to bet the bf loved spiderman and the girl didn't really care about it

        You're right except it was one step further. His total addiction to games and not having a job was a huge problem for her in the relationship and she made it clear and then he did this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His total addiction to games and not having a job was a huge problem for her in the relationship and she made it clear and then he did this.
          chad maneuver

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really because it seems like he unironically meant it with the proposal

            I think the guy may be autistic if he thought the right thing to do in order to save his relationship is just to propose to her via a capeshit videogame, making the whole thing a public affair in the process

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not having a job
          Wait this isn't from one of the devs of the game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't go to his half-brother. I think the half-brother just made her realize that there were better guys out there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good afternoon from kazakhstan...I hope you are surviving, bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he's a neet, how did he put the easter egg in the game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        neets have money under their bed, that's why they can be neets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 year olds are having sex while I never ever
      "
      'tis over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she hot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's 4 years old you sick frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the game released she ended up having the worst year of her life. Literally millions of people bought and discovered her infidelity and she got called out for that horse shit daily. She quite literally became an over night pariah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neet ask his 4 year old gf to marry him

      You uhh, wanna rephrase that?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow confirmed Spiderman is even for cucks in a meta sense. Impressive.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He posted online really bitter and said she rejected him.

    She responded to him and basically aired everything about his life and that he was a fricking neet and did nothing but live in his parents house and there was literally nothing between them on a marriage level and she felt like he did it to trap her, and he never replied lmfao.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link to this catastrofic and hilarious event?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.houstonpress.com/news/the-spider-man-proposal-easter-egg-has-a-darker-side-10842784

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Start reading story
          LMAO
          >Suddenly Gamergate sidetracking
          Wait what the frick did I just read?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy who wrote this has a ponytail and spends half the article b***hing about gamergate, and also the email from the girlfriend sounds suspiciously self-serving

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and also the email from the girlfriend sounds suspiciously self-serving
            you're missing context cause its so old but he uploaded a big video like crying an explaining she said no and left him. she had already left him. there was no marriage on the table.

            her email was in response to that youtube video which he deleted after she responded. he got called out hard.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >believing women

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >written by : JEF ROUNER (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.

          why would you link this site here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she still fricked his brother though. idc how moronic the guy may be the woman always finds a way to be worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do guys like him even get a gf? he sounds like a total fricking loser

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        jelly?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being named Madison, after a US president street sign.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a catastrophic meltdown. He took to Youtube and made a big drama video and then she responded and he deleted his video

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you put something in a game if you dont have a job working there

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like typical snoy shit

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I told him in July that he had a month to change my mind and it didn't happen, so I broke up with him. I have big prospects in life and I am a highly motivated individual, but it was extremely challenging to have to be someone else's motivation to simply get out of bed or get off of his video games. As far as his half-brother goes, Tyler had asked him to check in on me and ask me how I was doing after I broke up with him, so of course we got close. And our relationship just built from there. I did not leave Tyler for his half-brother and I have never been unfaithful to Tyler.” Update 09/11/2018 - 3 p.m.: Gamble clarified later that she is not now nor has she ever dated Schultz's half-brother, and that they are just close friends. Update 09/12/2018 - 2:13 p.m.: Gamble has deleted her her social media accounts due to harassment.

    kek sounds like the Gankerirgins here got to here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AFTER I broke up
      Well that's just asking for it. The half-brother has free reign at Maddies madison at that point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mfer you do not have a sibling
        im incredibly close with my brother, half-sister and half-brother. if any of them fricked a person I was fricking or was with for 5 fricking years that would be relationship ending. even if it was after that person dumped me. frick that shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I don't think I've even seen situations where a friend dated a friend's EX and they didn't either drift apart or outright fist fight because of it. The only time I've seen someone date the ex of someone still in the picture is when one of the dudes happens to be a complete spineless pushover in every aspect of life. That shit is weird and even if it doesn't bother you, it's an indicator of disrespect / lack of boundaries from the other dude involved.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I don't think I've even seen situations where a friend dated a friend's EX and they didn't either drift apart or outright fist fight because of it. The only time I've seen someone date the ex of someone still in the picture is when one of the dudes happens to be a complete spineless pushover in every aspect of life. That shit is weird and even if it doesn't bother you, it's an indicator of disrespect / lack of boundaries from the other dude involved.

          They're not together, she can do what she wants and he doesn't have a hold on her. If she single, she mingle and all that. There's no rules when it comes to getting your dick wet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >date guy for 4 years
            >hes stable and nice, not abusive
            >cheat on him
            >"you don't own me"
            the only question is if she will come crawing back to him when she turns 30, or some other beta

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I worked for a divorce attorney, probably 90% of the divorces we initiated were the result of drug use or some kind of abuse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't. Mind you, the drug use is not exclusive to the husband.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                l don't believe you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              She will, they always do, for some reason they can't conceive that the men they are used to get won't want them around after the expiration date, sad that there's always that cuck that takes them back/in no matter what.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's no rules when it comes to getting your dick wet
            You either don't have siblings or don't have any that you love. If it is even a possibility in your mind to frick someone your brother was in a relationship for 4 years you have a mental disorder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyler had asked him to check in on me and ask me how I was doing after I broke up with him
      This is bullshit. After being dumped by your long term girlfriend, you don't ask family to "just go check up on her and see if she needs anything".
      She was whoring around before the breakup.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. But what's for sure is that the guy was a genuine capeshit manchild.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after we broke up
      doubt.png but possibly maybe the brother had a soul and waited to frick her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >waited to frick her.
        that doesn't make it better at all

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s nice how there’s always at least one active femoid-hate thread at any time on Ganker
    unironically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one can ever hate w*men more than they hate themselves
      I am starting to wonder if maybe they dont have a point

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whos that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No its not

      Keep /LULZ/ gay bullshit in the containment board

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >respect women
    >oh no it turned out bad again
    the feminist brainwashing is shockingly pervasive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats what nick's wife looks like? Damn no wonder hes doing all this wack ass sex shit behind her back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd? I haven't seen anything from that guy since the Vic case days.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoy moment

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is becoming unusable.

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since 2016*

      And correct.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2016
        You clowns came around 2018, when your troony discorders told you Ganker was a menace for corporate profits and you came to "raid" for free

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or edits of him as a transhumanist with the caption "I can't breed".
          I lose here every time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to know whose voice this is? The AI garbling makes it hard to tell.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dodged a bullet
    >Sad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's extremely sad that the c**t didn't frick off faster, imagine wasting 4 fricking years on this prostitute only for this shitshow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally his fault the relationship fell apart

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Woman behaves like shit
          >Man is responsible
          Kek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you him? Because the guy was the one who acted like a manchild while she pretty much had to be a second mom for him, and since he though marrying through spiderman for the ps4 with a girl who doesn't like videogames or capeshit is an excellent idea and was quite upset that she refused, I think her side of the story is quite believable

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >man side of the story
              >she left me for my brother
              >woman side of the story
              >he was mean and lazy and I DIDNT LEAVE HIM FOR HIS BROTHER WERE JUST CLOSE FRIENDS HES CRAZYYYY

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The woman is always wrong anon. Didn't you father ever teach you this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything my mom taught me was good, including to be responsible with money and respect what you have because you never know when you'll lose it

                >man side of the story
                >she left me for my brother
                >woman side of the story
                >he was mean and lazy and I DIDNT LEAVE HIM FOR HIS BROTHER WERE JUST CLOSE FRIENDS HES CRAZYYYY

                He was a snoygay and a manchild who thought making his failing relationship a public affair and putting his girl in the spot with a proposal via a capeshit videogame is the best play. So yeah, not very convinced to take his side.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything my mom taught me
                >my mom taught me
                fatherless kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have both parents, my condolences that you didn't have a reliable mother figure in life though

                >Yeah like uhmmm I fricked his brother in secret because uhmm like uhhh him acting like a needy nerd dried my holes up lol how is this not HIS fault lol???

                >simping for a sony loving capeshit gay who thought making his relationship a public affair through a game was a winning move

                the state of Ganker kids

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tic toc b***h your eggs are going bad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it wasn't made a public affair, literally nobody knew or cared until it came to light that she left him for his brother
                also, you're simping for a prostitute. are you feeling lonely because it's the night your ""gf"" is out fricking other dudes or what

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women does something bad
                >”BUT MALE WITH [interest]”
                Seeth, roasty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah like, he was cheated on and cucked by his own brother but he's cringy ugh he desserved it.
                This was written by a femoid lmao, guaranteed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything my mom taught me was good
                You're mommy's son/husband, anon. that's okay to admit. Just try to move away from femininity and change your emasculation process

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah like uhmmm I fricked his brother in secret because uhmm like uhhh him acting like a needy nerd dried my holes up lol how is this not HIS fault lol???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, pretty sad that the girl wasted 4 years of her life on a capeshit-loving snoy manchild who thought marrying through a capeshit videogame is an excellent idea

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >prostitute tries to finesse beta nerd into becoming a provider
          >Can't keep in check her pussy demanding stranger wiener
          >The inner conflict makes her waste her useless prostitute time
          Lol how is that sad, I'm glad she wasted her time, and can't wait to see her waste the rest of her life and crawl back to this "manchild" saying how he was the only guy that truly loved her after nobody wants to touch her rancid vegana anymore.
          I just hope the guy grows a pair and rejects her.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, why are you still bothering to post that shit after you've tried to propose to your b***h via a capeshit sonyshit videogame? Give up.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always remember that this is the type of person who defends PS4man/PS5man.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more humiliating than begging woman to marry you?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a run down on this easter egg's story, please?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread dumbass, the entire rundown is right here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least he had a gf at some point. That's more than I can say.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're only missing on more misery and disappointment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend more than anything, but then I remember just how intolerable women are and frankly loneliness is preferable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        alone.. the darkness is my girlfriend

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did this guy think a woman would ever care about a man for something other than his looks?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le promise to stay with me for the rest of your life
    LMAOOOOOO, marriedcels are fricking losers

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update (9/12):

    >Madison Gamble — the Maddie in question — gave a statement to the Houston Press about her relationship with Schultz. She said that over the past year, she realized that their relationship had taken a turn for the worse.

    >“Our relationship turned into a mother and son relationship where I had to remind him about things, I had to deal with his financial mistakes, his violent outbursts etc,” she told them in a Facebook messages.

    >Gamble also said that she never liked video games, and only sat through them because she loved Schultz. She had given him a month to change his behavior, but nothing happened so she broke it off. Gamble never cheated on him and did not leave him for his half-brother.

    >She also clarified to Kotaku that she is not in a romantic relationship with Schultz’s half-brother and that they are simply close friends, a friendship that developed after Schultz sent his half-brother to “check up” on her.

    >She also mentioned that she never meant to hurt Schultz, something she wants to clarify since she’s been subjected to a barrage of harassment and threats online.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she never meant to hurt Schultz
      >Our relationship turned into a mother and son relationship where I had to remind him about things, I had to deal with his financial mistakes, his violent outbursts etc
      But you implied to the press and public that he was both beating you and incompetent. None of this had to be mentioned. What a stupid b***h.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, if this guy is a NEET how the hell did the message get in the game? Did he break into Sony headquarters and code it in?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably just emailed the devs and they found it cute so they put it in

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prostitute cheats on man
    >prostitute leads him on for years while cheating
    >prostitute dumps man
    >man wanted to marry because he was delusional

    big surprise. most prostitutes are literal wiener guzzling bawds who gladly cheat on their significant other at any chance they get

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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