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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    those new shitters are vomit inducing. Monki literally looks like a yokai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a yokai
      >implying that's a bad thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know TPC is still spooked by Yokai Watch but redesigning your monsters to be just like them is moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it literally looks like a 2d carboard cutout

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Monki literally looks like a yokai
      Literally looks like my mom's "weed bro" stoner monkey
      You can just tell James Turner designed it, that's his type of humor

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    um.. WHOA?!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bird's fine the other two are god-awful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      next to the simple ad natural beauty of articuno, the bird also looks god awful

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >natural beauty
        anon Articuno is a stumpy blue bird with a beard, I get you have a grandpa fetish but there are underages posting here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          try less hard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All these fricking years I've never noticed that was supposed to be a beard...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly all that Anon did was make him sound even cooler.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That it's facetious to compare those exact things against each other, but children who long since forgot the change of artstyle that came with their childhood seem to think the pivot from their childhood's artstyle to the modern day one means a frick, when all it does is highlight how filtered they are by Father Time instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this franchise chanced designs for the worse
      >making note that the franchise changed designs is.................le bad!!!!!!1111

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These wildly clashing designs are supposed to exist in the same universe though. It would be just as jarring for yokai watch to introduce Nidoking alongside their goofy shit

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Arcanine, I post Marley.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know, I guess

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really looking forward to all the
    >You know... it's growin' on me! Yeah!
    >I saw some off-model fan art and now I hecking love these little guys!
    >Ugly? Heh, so naive. You see, these Pokemon designs are based on things, therefore they're good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every one of these is true, but the bird really is just a different level to how awful the other two are. The bird at least has a pokemon look to it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how mindbroken some of you guys get over these statements.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're 100% right. Look at morons who defend the galar fossils, they fit all 3.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Galar fossils are pretty cute, honestly. There isn’t much of a reason to either “defend” or “seethe over” what are pretty much just silly designs anyway.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always liked the galar fossils because they're so silly and cute, yet disturbing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't say "hecking" anymore. I agree with your point. But, people don't say "hecking" anymore.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    james turner was a mistake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who has been out of the company for two years?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever find out what exactly the rings attached to them are? I remember an anon saying they are ranks with Oki being the highest rank but do they tie in story wise?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 years ago I would have never believed the doge and the monke are real pokemon

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dog looks moronic and is clearly based on the muscular doge for memebait

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pig

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual pocket monsters on the left. NFT mascots on the right.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    adjusted

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely disgusting

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    adjusted

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Fezandipiti designer could easily be more booty and elegant, but it's been tweaked to be weirder so your friends don't feel bad!

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still going to enjoy the DLC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I MUST CONSOOOOOOOMMMM STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
      yes, we already know scat/vomit buyers are moronic, that was never in question

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    those frickers have the worst colour synergy i've seen in a pokemon. dog in particular but monkey is pretty bad too, it's kinda like uncanny valley where it's just slightly off enough to look worse than if it was either completely off or completely fine. bird is less offensive, colours being similar and white parts save it from being appaling.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like many people have said, bird is almost fine, the other two are a disaster.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yokai watch and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be kino if Hugh and the BW rivals weren’t such shitters who just used the same awful 5 pokemon you saw at the beginning of the game.
      >ugly elemental monkey they spam endlessly anyway
      >regional bird that wastes your time clicking detect every other turn and doesn’t actually attack
      >dog used by two gym leaders already
      >the shitty fetus tapir
      God I’M SO SICK OF SEEING THEM

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, you can identify animals, clearly you're very proud of this new found skill.
    Incidentally, how did a three year old find their way here?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't like monke
    Would frick the furry
    Bird is pretty

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thoughts?
    Fezandipiti SEXO

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bird is the best but I’m not a fan of these designs

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the dog the moment I saw it and the bird is also good
    The monkey is irredeemable

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my thoughts are that this is stupid and the designs are nothing alike

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon has died a long time ago

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill me

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two are both monkeys you idiot.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the bird is fine. The monkey is lazily drawn and the dog looks like a Deviantart fursona.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont work in marketing, though its obvious they're out of touch. when promoting a new dlc expansion, i'd imagine you'd want the new ''flagship'' pokemon for that dlc to be really exciting & cool. ( Monster Hunter always nails this aspect )
    Scarlet & Violet's cover legendaries are the best i've seen since like gen 6 or so, and while the new dlc mon are presumably just regular mons, they still look hidious AF.
    the phalic looking monkey looks straight out of Yo-Kai Watch, except the actual mons from that dead franchise are genuinely amusing.

    tldr; dlc pokemon should be *more* hype & badass than the vanilla roster to help sell people on buying the dlc, and Gamefreak has delivered us sinful design horrors like Calyrex back in gen-8#, or that bridge abomination, which by the way already got special snowflake treatment in the same gen it was introduced to by means of Gigantamax.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone change the colors to a more natural tone? i'd suggest make the monkey keep the black, but change the blue to a skin pink, make the dog/bear's black a neatural brown with the green being a tan, and the bird... idk, i'd only change the black to something though.

    i'd do this but i genuinely don't know how because im literally moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at the end of the day the shapes are still an irredeemable mess

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    monkey bad

    Dog mid (lower mid)

    bird bad

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame 9/11

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