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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it joins the switch in the category of handhelds that should not exist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least Nintendo attempted to justify the Switch with a frickload of exclusives. (Ports don't count.)

      Portal is just.... the Wii U gamepad at a premium. Sold separately.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you gotta be connected to wi-fi
        And you can't play cloud games
        And you need specific Sony brand headphones for it
        But I guess it'll be hit with snoys, because it has Sony brand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even pretend these are on the same level of bullshittery, switch lite is the same price as this piece of shit and its an actual console not a glorified streaming device that could easily be accomplished with your fricking smart phone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch lite is the same price
        >same fricking joycon joysticks
        So it's useless after 6 months when it starts drifting to the point of making games unplayable?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          6 months more of play more than you get from Playstation portal, a redundant paperweight. Why defend this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why defend this?
            Because my $650 steam(ing pile of shit)deck crashed when I tried to play the 100% verified no issues Death Stranding on it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for beta testing, no refunds.
              Memes aside, this will not solve your issue with Steam Deck unless you already own a PS5 which is an additional 400 bucks at the lowest

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I own 2 PS5s, now I will buy 2 of these shitty tablets so I can multitask.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious because it's even more useless than the switch. sony fails yet again at copying nintendo

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can't use it backwards, it's useless.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a pedo

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rat phenotype

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy looks like a creepy serial killer that eats his victims

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also played on my android tablet 10 years ago

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very first post seething at nintendo
    lmao

    snoys are on another level

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just for streaming right? streaming your own PS5 to yourself?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct. it's entirely useless.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys like to strawman Sony fans so much

    I own a PS5 and I play games on it. I don't consider myself loyal to Sony, I just like PlayStation.

    >inb4 no games even though this argument makes no sense anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ganker is full of console warring homosexuals

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly great. The target audience isn't loser neets who spend all day in front of their own TVs. It's for people with families who want to game on the couch while their wives or kids watch TV. What other portable device allows you to play games from the most powerful console in history? It's also cheaper than a Switch or Steamdeck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's honestly great. The target audience isn't loser neets who spend all day in front of their own TVs. It's for people with families who want to game on the couch while their wives or kids watch TV. What other portable device allows you to play games from the most powerful console in history? It's also cheaper than a Switch or Steamdeck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What other portable device allows you to play games from the most powerful console in history
      Any phone, and officially:
      https://www.playstation.com/en-us/remote-play/

      If you're "not a loser", your phone probably has a much better screen than that device, and you already has it, and it can do a lot of useful things for a "not loser" such as phone calls and work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >phone probably has a much better screen
        Ah yes my 8 inch phone. I especially love playing without joysticks or physical buttons, touch screens are great for gaming.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can play alien soldier with touch screens.
          But if you're not a moron like me, you can just pair your PS5 controller with the phone and use a support to hold the screen on it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pair your PS5 controller with the phone and use a support to hold the screen on it
            That sounds annoying as frick, I'd rather just get a tablet that has the controls built into it for 200 dollars instead of buying some iPhone for 1400 USD.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick has marketing managed to regress multiple decades in such a short period of time? What the frick is up with shills like taking the angle of "buy this product or you're a LOSER" to a board that is (supposedly) filled with grown adults? Actually what the frick is this shit? This is the style of marketing that worked on 13 year olds in the 90s, except that was with products that were actually aimed at children. Are modern adults actually so emotionally stunted that they'll buy hundreds of dollars worth of crap just so that ads will tell them they're cool for having it? I know Apple cultists exist but it still took them many years to slowly build a cult around Steve Jobs and at one point they were able to make products that actually were revolutionary for their time, so it makes sense that some people continue to believe they shit gold. But who the frick are posts like this aimed at?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are modern adults actually so emotionally stunted
        Yes

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure who it's made for. I used remote play on my vita quite a bit but I have no interest in a device where that's its only feature.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A literal paperweight, whose only saving grace will be the potential homebrew community if its worth to hacked

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony's Virtual Boy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remoteplay tablet
      >blunder of the century
      This will bankrupt sony, just imagine the billions of research united states dollars that went into this.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >requires you to still own and boot a PS5 because its just streaming the console to a tablet
    >yfw sony's hail mary play to fight the switch is to release a bootleg WiiU

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I played Playstation Portal!
    >It's like a little TV but just for your PS5!
    saved anyone who might've been interested (unlikely) whatever time it takes to watch the vid

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