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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Turo's fist terrestrialized?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Humanity does not, in fact, possess the knowledge to develop such a sophisticated AI at present. But the crystals that make up the Zero Lab have made such a thing possible here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, so they're Extra-Over Technology then, Zehirut Crystals.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the Balmarians are behind it, does that make Rayquaza the equivalent of Nashim Gan Eden?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knows Stellar Fist.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have more? I love it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the extent of everything I noticed unless if there's more biblical tie-ins i'm missing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually I forgot about terapagos' pokedex entries and the scarlet one is reminiscent of the bible and flat earth belief

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Kieran?
        >design is obviously serpent themed (hair like forked tongues, yellow eyes with slit pupils), and his hair band even kinda makes it look like he has horns
        >ace is Applin (apple/forbidden fruit) which then evolves into Hydrapple, which consists of seven(!) serpents
        >he even trades you an Applin in the League Club
        >falls from grace and turns "evil"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hair like forked tongues
          What a reach. He looks like an onion. Which I guess was supposed to look like a peach. But that's it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about the individual strands of hair, anon. Everyone in his family has them, it's a very distinct shape for hair that no one else has.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What a reach
            See
            It's more evident in Carmine's case but they are totally going for snake aesthetic even with the hair

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick meant see

              [...]
              [...]
              Ahem
              >antagonist of the DLC who seeks Terapagos is literally a snake themed corrupted child

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bruh everyone noticed already

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have more? I love it.

        https://i.imgur.com/6CMrbil.jpg

        thoughts?

        Ahem
        >antagonist of the DLC who seeks Terapagos is literally a snake themed corrupted child

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about Kieran?
          >design is obviously serpent themed (hair like forked tongues, yellow eyes with slit pupils), and his hair band even kinda makes it look like he has horns
          >ace is Applin (apple/forbidden fruit) which then evolves into Hydrapple, which consists of seven(!) serpents
          >he even trades you an Applin in the League Club
          >falls from grace and turns "evil"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about the individual strands of hair, anon. Everyone in his family has them, it's a very distinct shape for hair that no one else has.

          bruh everyone noticed already

          lol so the sin apple is applin? that's amazing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He even literally gives you an apple

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also gifts you an Applin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam and Eve did have two children. The eldest killed his younger brother and people say the eldest is the true descendant of Satan. That doesn’t really like up with how the younger brother is the bad one. Well she does kind of give crazy vibes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheol
    So that's why there is water when you clip under the earth in paldea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheol = shit optimization.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miraidon/koraidon=biblical snake/stan (iron SERPENT/ winged KING)
        >Lucius=Lucifer is stuck in rakua/outer space after being banished from paradise
        >Terapagos connects all realms through terastallizing and its terastal represents the world too
        >shiny zygarde is the dragon=waters of chaos as opposed to regular zygarde who is order
        It all makes sense.

        kek'ed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shiny zygarde is the dragon=waters of chaos
          pretty fitting if it's the main villain's pokemon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically could be lol But the terarium already represents the dome earth of the bible

      Which,

      https://i.imgur.com/6CMrbil.jpg

      thoughts?

      by the way, Gamefreak is literally saying with this that bible schizophrenia is a result of imagination. They do be mocking them, willingly or not

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paldea=circle of earth
    >Depths of Area Zero= Sheol
    Rakua DL3 confirmd

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting. Good job OP.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is about time travel using 2 different vehicles: a time machine retrieving pokemon from who knows where and some butthole turtle bending timespace to create a paradox so that it happens.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terapagos doesn't even know what it's doing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to, the only thing that matters is that it happens.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if that's true. I think it might be but it's just a moronic baby in the anime so who knows.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Gamefreak game, you fricking schizo. There was no thought put into the story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually I would agree with you, but they definitely did in SV. I don't know what happened, but unlike all other games, it seems like they used more than 5 braincells for the story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly didn't play SV.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ^illiterate freak that never played pokemon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro the professor literally says garden paradise out of nowhere and the final boss is called "guardian of paradise" and you're fighting the "paradise protection protocol." you're the one that thinks it doesnt mean anything

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak's genius

    I'm not sure what this mean in the Pokémon lore and story of scarlet/violet, however
    Taerapagos has so many meanings and positions, I didn't think about why people in the past of Pokémon saw the earth like christcucks did and what kind of paradise turo/sada are even mentioning

    They probably did it on purpose too not to reveal everything, both because they put so much stuff on the table this time around, that to elaborate on all of them it would be too much
    And for a future legends terapagos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legends Zero or whatever they end up calling it has absurd potential with the original Heath expedition and the treasures of ruin and kitakami

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh wait a damn moment. i just thought the dragons could be koraidon and miraidon

    Team star and terapagos's star represent the firmament, and terapagos represents the dome

    But so what is the paradise?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But so what is the paradise?
      Johto, or HGSS, a realm inaccessible by modern Pokemon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eventually they will break free of this walled garden known as Area Zero and run rampant across the Paldea region
      the AI and professor refer to Area Zero as their paradise like their own garden of eden

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it’s the Garden of Eden that means the paradox mon are not from the future and past as time does not flow in these holy lands like they do here on Earth. These Paradox mon are like angels

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They eat the tortas the way the serpent ate the fruit of knowledge?

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