Thoughts on Alan Wake 2?

Thoughts on Alan Wake 2?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we wuz wake and shieeet

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced to play as a niggress in game named Alan Wake II

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Woke 2! Nah more like Alan Why? 2. Nobody asked for this or cares. I found the origm8dly entertaining the week it came out. I beat it in one sitting

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a black women in it? Genuinely curious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She used to be white but they raceswapped her for alan wake 2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black women are 70% of devs, gamers and upper management. They are the largest demographic in all western countries.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was white before

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Mona Blax. The new female protagonist we didn't know we wanted in our Alan Wake game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a niggress with a Nordic name. Pure coincidence

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute travesty
    i wonder if it will be a tipping point for this woke shit in video games
    dont hardcore gamers love Alan Wake?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      normies dont care
      nobody cares
      consoom
      consoom
      consooom

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn she cute though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          As soon I saw that ugly monkey I lost all interest now I'm gonna buy the new alone in the dark instead

          Guess which one is the shill

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The one that mentioned the new Alone in the Dark because the demo was trash?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >third worlder mad he had to download 15 gigs instead of watching on youtube

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            me

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The one that thought this is twitter and typed in ebonics instead of English?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As soon I saw that ugly monkey I lost all interest now I'm gonna buy the new alone in the dark instead

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alan woke
    >digital only
    into the trash it goes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >into the trash it goes
      its digital tho can't hold it in your hands
      you will never live this down

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >download game
        >throw console/pc in trash

        Remove the barriers and your goals will be achieved

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does he look like Jared Leto now

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poozedkino

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lost my pre order when I realized that Alan isn't fully playable.
    I'm a misogynist. Why bother if a female protagonist isn't 10/10 bimbo?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic raceswap just to please the equally moronic investors.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Alan Wake 1 and AM and Control so I am looking forward to this one too. I'm really disappointed that you cannot discus the series on Ganker anymore, but that's how it goes here. I honestly have no clue why everyone on Ganker is flipping out over this "black woman" think and calling it "woke", I think you kids are idiotic for getting tricked into thinking it's cool to be moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sup remedy, which Max Payne character are you gonna turn ba

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 1 is one of my favorite games ever, i listen to the songs from that game all the time. I thought the sequel with the time loop thing was kinda fun.

    I don't even feel like touching Alan Wake 2 after finding out the protagonist is a black woman

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more interested in them mo-capping Sam Lake again as a prelude to the Max Payne remakes

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 pirate because frick EGS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to play as a sheboon as soon as possible
      Me? I'm not even pirating it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't ask

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one ask you either cuck

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read the OP

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No need to thank me, I'm happy to help even when not asked. Pirating it would just be a waste of time.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. Don't care that there is a playable black woman because I'm not a teenager and I have sex. thank you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      of you dont care why mention it and project insults
      curious

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mention it because that's the only reason Gankerirgins are going to reject it and I project insults because it's not like this thread is going to actually provide any kind of decent discussion anyway.

        We've seen enough footage for people to come up with perfectly valid reasons for not liking the look of the game but all anyone can come up with is
        >woman
        >black

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's almost like we want to play as Alan, or something.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alan is playable too

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Ganker is gay now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if gay means 'I hate Black folk' to you, then yeah I'm very gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, raceswapping is unforgivable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would swipe left honestly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brave of you to come out of the closet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm just misogynistic and don't want to play females in video games, especially a Black person female. If she was a white b***h with big ass and breasts, then I would consider it.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to play as a black woman. I want to play as turbolooney Alan.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Japanese games but let's not act like japs are masters of creativity when the entire country just wants to consume the same isekai stories over and over.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, let's be honest all the way then anon
        at least japan is making something they understand to be in demand

        who asked for any of this?
        that's the point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good that they don't need no man, because statistically they can't keep no man.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another woke shit.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know if there is battery and mobile phone ads in the game.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sont even care that she's black I wanted to play the NAME OF THE FRICKING GAME

    ALAN WAKE

    FRICK

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of it's characters has... the wrong skin color!

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like Black person wake

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they were focusing on Control 2 instead of this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They kinda can't continue the Control story until after AW2 because they wrote themselves into a corner with the AWE dlc

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I gather it's gonna be a big mystery type game in the same vain of deathloop where you have to put clues together yourself?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mainly survival horror versus action horror/thriller which the first one was

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see detective character and i want to do detective type stuff

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just happy we're getting more horror games, but it's an absolute bummer that it's digital only.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone on reddit made this

      <<<<<

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like alan woke 2

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the first game and I'm even less interested in the sequel after they revealed the race swap.
    It's funny how Remedy has made more bad games than good games at this point.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Wake
    >you don't play as Alan Wake
    How does that happen? Like, how come someone proposed it and they went with it? It's ridiculous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play the first game? Alan is trapped under the lake while Mr Scratches is out killing and shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be interesting if you can also play as Mr. Scratch, creating havoc and shit

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the only remaining games of the year I'm looking forward to. Even if they force woke the black character, I still want remedy kino

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone ask Remedy why they did the raceswap.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=440 @7:20
      Here ya go, from Sam Lake himself

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Woke

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Epic only
    Yeah go frick yourself, Timmy. I'm not downloading your shit chink spyware.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >race swapped
    Are people saying this because of the 30 second easter egg in Quantum Break? They just grabbed one of the female devs to stand next to Sam as he spoke. She didn't even have any speaking lines.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I already answered someone with the video of Sam Lake him self responding to that here

      https://youtu.be/EYOOVlkASe4?t=440 @7:20
      Here ya go, from Sam Lake himself

      but of course all the whiny pussies crying skipped over that post

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sup remedy

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if you ignore the Black
    >timmy store exclusive
    a failure before launch

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I didn't even know there was a raceswap until this thread
    I just want to play as schizo Alan. Never cared to check all the breadcrumbs and easter eggs from other titles.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people acting like you dont play as Alan Wake in this game?

    I swore the game was supposed to be a RE2/Last of Us situation with 2 main characters with one being the black cop and other Alan Wake. Was it confirmed that you don't play as Alan most of the game? Or is Ganker just being paranoid racist reactionary?

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the game you play black cop. Nowhere near enough combat. Even American Nightmare beats the heck out of this piece of garbage. All it's got is pretty visuals. Investigation's boring as frick and nowhere near suitable a replacement for the superior narrative-come-to-life that so tightly constructed the first game.

    Remedy as usual making misfires and you damn well know they did what they did with Anderson for ESG points.

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