Thoughts on Max Payne?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it more than X!!!.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is weird my capital ones are exclamation marks.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool game

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite playing it for years I still cannot force myself to not savescum. Great fricking game too, I love my berettas

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 > > > > 3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      max payne 3 is the only good one, graphics look like shit in the other ones

      This anon is gay. Everyone laugh at him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 > 2 >>> dogshit > 3

      It's objectively 1>3>2, doe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 > 2 >>> dogshit > 3

      1 > 2 > 3 gang
      if 3 wasn't so self-indulgent with its """story""", it'd be after 1.

      [...]

      It's objectively 1>3>2, doe.

      this first anon is correct, its 2>1>3 albeit, however i don't think 3 is objective dogshit.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played it so going to assume it's a troony game and call it LGBTIQP+ propaganda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the best games ever are troony games.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played it for the first time recently it's pretty difficult but so so good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's pretty difficult

      That difficulty goes down significantly once you're familiar with the stages and enemy placement.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max! Dearest of all my friends!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    max payne 3 is the only good one, graphics look like shit in the other ones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first 2 games actually look like the developer put effort into creating a good and memorable artstyle instead of Unreal Payne 3: The Engineing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can say a lot of bad things about Max Payne 3 but if you're saying it doesn't have a distinct style you're crazy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing memorable about Max Payne 3 besides the flashback scene where you play Max Payne 2.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick I meant to reply to the mp2 flashback

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dont play any max payne 2 flashbacks in 3.
            You mean the 2 flashbacks where max is
            Still in hoboken?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe it's been too long. But if not for the loading times I would replay the MP3 Hoboken part once a year. Rockstar does do an incredible job for enemy dialogue and quips. I used to be obsessed with Manhunt because of the atmosphere and gang dialogue.

              "YOU KILLED MY SON. NOW DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE."

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The first 2 games actually look like the developer put effort into creating a good and memorable artstyle
        All they did is use photographs for every single texture in the game.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 2 >>> dogshit > 3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to even comprehend how much of a homosexual you have to be to have that opinion

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should be whacked imo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S PAYNE
      WHACK 'IM

      AGREED

      WHACK THE SUCKA

      AGREED

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled Crowbcat thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S PAYNE! WHACK HIM!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that recent video fricking sucked wiener, what was the point of it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 2 > 3 gang
    if 3 wasn't so self-indulgent with its """story""", it'd be after 1.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *dives from behind a corner and shoots you in slow motion*
    get rekt, OP.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR BREATHE, HOT UPON MY CHEEK
    AND WE CROSSED
    THAT LINE

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's 3

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHACK THE SUCKA

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    payne to the max
    payne in the butt

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like he's sitting his pants on every photo from every game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sitting his pants

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sitting his pants

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best third person shooter ever.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best non exclusive console game of 2001, alongside Pro Skater 3.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed max payne 1 and 2
    I wish I could play them easily without having to flash my fricking bios or whatever the frick insane shit it wants

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Max Payne 2 is better than 1 solely because of the ragdoll physics. 3 has the best gameplay though.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bullet time had me like whoa

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DONG DING DONG

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MP2 mods are so fricking based

    Not always... balanced or well made, but fun as frick
    Did anyone else do Hall of Mirrors / that other Equilibrium-based mod?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only substantial mods I saw of MP2 was a mod called Max Payne Chronicles the Mona one, and the Max Payne 3 inpired one.

      The first one is just a side story of Max doing cop stuff. Looking for a captured woman in a slaughter house.

      First two levels are kinda crappy, but the third level is a really long gauntlet through said slaughter house. The weapon balance is probably it's greatest strength. It uses a lot of gameplay scenarios within the level design and that causes you to care about which gun your holding. Rooms with enemies at long range will need the AK, long hallways will need the Deagle, up close encounters will need the shotgun or machine guns depending on enemy numbers etc. I highly recommend it.

      The Mona one was supposedly developed by an ex-Remedy employee. They're not amazing levels but it's a relatively well made map pack.

      The Max Payne 3 one is pretty neat in concept and execution is really really impressive. But it's a bit buggy and it's in a weird uncanny valley of quality where the increased fidelity max model really doesnt fit in the environments of 2.

      I've never heard of Hall of Mirrors before, but I'm pretty hungry for more Max Payne mods.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 has better story, 2 is more fun and has nude Mona, 3 is shit in all aspects.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was with highlighting those random words?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man On Fire homage which did it as a homage to older films.

        ?t=2
        This isn't exactly what you're talking about, but other parts of the film do that overexposed image stuff just like MP3. MP3 just combines adding text on screen + that image coloring.

        It's a shame to note that later editions of Man On Fire have removed the text on screen stuff.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. After reading the synopsis it makes me feel even more embarrassed for Housers and MP3. Can't those hacks come up with anything original?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I will absolutely admit MP3's story was excruciatingly derivative

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. After reading the synopsis it makes me feel even more embarrassed for Housers and MP3. Can't those hacks come up with anything original?

            I think it had good ideas, but good ideas aren't enough to make something stand the test of time;
            >Max getting older, getting sloppy
            >Due to sloppiness, ends up in a soup he was blind to
            >Has to ante the frick up and kick ass
            >But torn between doing the right thing by teaming up with a cop who is a younger version of himself and just killing everyone
            >Not about Max's love life - he helps his bodyguard colleague and his girlfriend get out of town alive
            I think my favorite part of the game is when the bodyguard friend and his girlfriend leave, and his parting words to Max are
            >Life is worth living
            And Max kind of smirks and says
            >If you say so
            That's the essence of MP3 for me, but they didn't build the game around this essence. They were sitting on the ip for years and threw something together. MGS4 has a similar theme and it lands a little better. All that said I still enjoy MP3's gameplay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really liked the look of his advanced aging from alcohol abuse. His face was drooping

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game. The sleepless revenge spree across the New York city night during a severe blizzard was a fantastic and surreal setting. The game managed to make bleak drug dens, gangster hideouts, and seedy hotel rooms into a sort of refuge from the storm raging outside. Such a wonderful atmosphere and setting.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking brilliant at the time. Now, I don't think it would register an inkling of interest. Too narrative driven. Hell, I loved MP3, but most people shit on it. Scared 'em all away. It was the last time Rockstar took a chance with a polarizing story.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the games of all time

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else aware of El Paso, Elsewhere?

    Looks like we're getting a MP1/2 indie game on Steam, but with demons. Similar graphics too and heavily narrative/mystery/noir driven. The main character narrates the story.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cowa her bunga

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good thing that came out of mp3 is that you could kill favela monkey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngl that was my favorite segment in MP3. This is coming from a MP3 fan.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love it, can't wait for the remake so I can play it for the first time.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream of my wife
    she was turning humans into glue
    payne in the butt

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