Thoughts on No More Heroes 3?

Should I get this game? I never played the other two games, but I did watch a lets play of the first one a long time ago. Will I not understand the story? I barely remember much from the first game other than it was about a guy who is trying to become the number one assassin or something.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is good
    the second one is a bit worse in aspects but better in some others
    Didn't play TSA
    Didn't play 3

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NMH3 is pure garbage. Don't waste your time, if you're that interested, just watch cutscenes on youtube

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least play the first one before this. Though I don’t really recommend this one unless you’ve played both 1 and 2. Those games are also better. 3 isn’t as horrible as some make it out to be, but it is the worst one overall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NMH3 is pure garbage. Don't waste your time, if you're that interested, just watch cutscenes on youtube

      lmao
      NMH3 is the best one,
      Best story
      Best music
      Best combat
      Best bosses
      Best gimmicks
      Best open world and mini games

      Also NMH2 is a pure shit, besides some bosses

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit

        you are moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        your gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thoughts on No More Heroes 3
        Shitty low quality game.

        >NMH3 is the worst one
        FTFY

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should absolutely play the first two games
        TSA is an must to get the whole context of NMH3 since the time gap in 2 and 3 is too big
        You will absolutely not understand the story without playing the other games

        >best story
        Fu is an arrogant moron and pisses you off, he doesn't have much other than being a moron, stepping in your way, and killing what you care about

        >Best music
        The OST doesn't have the leitmotif sparkled across the whole fricking game, TSA had better music
        The only exceptionally good music in 3 is the tutorial, sushi and battle finish

        >best combat
        yes

        >best bosses
        They are a bunch of no-face literal aliens which you cannot relate to in any way, shape or form. The only bosses that could be considered good would be gold joe due to its intro, the musical chairs girl and the RPG battle boss

        >Best gimmicks
        There's barely any gimmicks in the game

        >Best open world and minigames
        The world is just a vast empty shit with nothing to do, you cannot connect to it because there's nothing to do and they don't look lived in
        Some minigames are good, some other are shit, the difficulty levels are stupid and bloat

        3 needed actual stages.

        The school stage showed why bosses need stages leading to them
        each boss is not only the battle itself, but also the path before it
        doing repetitive ass shit battles in the same room with the same enemies isn't fun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry about your brain damage bro

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the furst two before this one. 3 plays the best out of the bunch but also has the worst story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing 3 without playing the superior Travis Strikes Again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch all the kino intro cinematics, not the doughnut one, shit be gay.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is weird because I thought it was the best from a mechanical and boss design (mechanic wise) standpoint but I'd say it's the weakest game in the series over all. Still worth playing if you can get it cheap but definitely play 1, 2, and TSA prior to it.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit. And I say this as someone who enjoyed Travis Strikes Again.

    Play 1 and 2, and leave there

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta be fricking kidding me, I played nmh 2 twice. It's by far the worst, I enjoyed it but it's not a good game. You can't have a real conversation about videogames here, all you guys do is bait and be like "old good, new bad". nmh2 has the best ost, but everything else is so ass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I'd play 2 over 1if largely because I'd rather do the minigames than spam beat em up missions for money.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather play 2 over 3 any day of the week and I'm not joking. The only thing 3 has going for it is that it controls the best, but that doesn't mean shit when none of the enemies or bosses are fun to fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuri Lowenthal would like to have a word

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 and TSA had better aoundtracks but I agree that 2, while ultimately enjoyable, had the lowest points of the series.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 needed actual stages.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I don't know why they didn't go with stages, it sucks fighting waves of eneimes In a small room just to get to the next boss fight.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy this game a lot, you NEED to play NMH1, 2 and TSA to understand whats happening in this game.
    The open world is a bit more dull but it makes up for it with probably the best combat in the series. A quality experience, definitely buy it on PC if you can, it looks like shit on the switch,

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forgetthi the spagetthi

    NMH3 FRICKING SUCKS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based genki rockets poster

      1>>TSA>2>>>3

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool but FRICK I didn't realize how much the game expects you to have played TSA. I mean I still mostly enjoyed myself but I felt like I was missing out on some lore. Assuming you even care and if not yeah play it. Get it on a sale if you can.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pozzed shit
    suda fell off after no more heroes 1

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmh1 > nmh 2 >>> power gap >>>> literal dog shit >>>> nmh3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> power gap >>>>>>> literal putrid septic feces >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pus from mangled corpses >>>> TSA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but swap nmh3 and TSA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but

      This but swap nmh3 and TSA

      what xir said

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry cause i really liked TSA story but the gameplay is so abysmal i can never bring myself to replay it. NMH 1 is timeless and i replay it constantly.
      NMH2, as extremely flawed as it is, is still somewhat fun to replay
      TSA is just miserable and choke-full of "that level"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        tsa story is inane garbage
        it's just same suda senila rambling on the level of joe biden
        he lost his mind a long time ago
        and yeah the gameplay is putrid shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I guess the story isnt that great either, but I liked how unconventionally it is told to the player.
          TSA is probably when the story jumps the shark and loses intrigue for me. The whole CIA, clones, every suda game is interconnected yada yada bullshit was aggravating
          NMH shouldve never been a series

          I literally just got the real ending of NMH, listening to the credits song right now.
          NMH1 is garbage, style is cool but gameplay is the worst and the story nonsensical.
          I haven't touched the rest of the series, and never will because of NMH1 quality.

          >low IQ Gankertard got filtered

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tsa story is inane garbage
          It's better than 3's.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >remember hotline miami
            capshit tier reference

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >capeshit tier
              You have not played the Silver Case's sequel 25th ward

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Silver Case's sequel 25th ward
                capeshit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just got the real ending of NMH, listening to the credits song right now.
        NMH1 is garbage, style is cool but gameplay is the worst and the story nonsensical.
        I haven't touched the rest of the series, and never will because of NMH1 quality.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it didn't like the boss fights

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, the bossfights are bad

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thoughts on No More Heroes 3?
    It's at least better than travis strikes again but not like that was a high bar, it's still shit.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suda is a libtard SJW so of course it's fricking garbage, enjoy your BLM ACAB shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ACAB shit
      Except all cops literally are bastards.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I get this game?
    On sale.
    >I never played the other two games, but I did watch a lets play of the first one a long time ago. Will I not understand the story?
    Frankly, yes and no. It's a bit more nonsensical with references to TSA and Suda's other games.

    The gameplay itself is really solid, runs OK on Switch. I think you might be better off watching a LP rather than playing it if you never played the first two.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gameplay itself is really solid, runs OK on Switch.
      TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET SWEET LIES

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >runs OK on Switch

        It does, the frames only dip to unplayable levels in Call of Battle. Otherwise it runs OK.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole open world runs like absolute dog. Sure the stages are a bit better, but even then there are drops all over the place. Just get it on PC, at least the performance there is no issue.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, I figured that was obvious. I only said that it runs OK based on what I had experienced. I haven't nabbed the PC port yet.

            not it fricking doesn't
            it runs at barely 18 fps in the overworld, dips to negative 1 billion every time you swing the katana or use a skill, has screen tearing, pop ins in fricking cutscenes, audio desync, and crispy melted plastic models at grainy 144p
            it runs like fricking dog shit
            it's only playable if you hate yourself and or have no eyes/ears

            anon you're smelly when you're angry

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i heard some people say if you get it on pc the windows store version is the best because it's based off the PS5 version while the steam version is based off the switch

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They patched/upgraded the steam version last month (but the old version is also still available as a opt-in beta)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not it fricking doesn't
          it runs at barely 18 fps in the overworld, dips to negative 1 billion every time you swing the katana or use a skill, has screen tearing, pop ins in fricking cutscenes, audio desync, and crispy melted plastic models at grainy 144p
          it runs like fricking dog shit
          it's only playable if you hate yourself and or have no eyes/ears

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >runs OK on Switch

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    need shinobu gf

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad even by suda's standards, which there are honestly none since all his games are ass.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy any of them except this one it looks nice and that's it

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best combat track is in for like 3 fights and is never heard again
    the worst sin for me
    Game is barely enjoyable for a SUDA fan, let alone someone who doesnt care; don't bother

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the problem with 3 beyond 'it's shit'?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring.
      Soulless world that lack STYLE, PERSONALITY, CONTENT AND CHARM.
      STORY IS SHIT, DULL, and PUDDLE DEEP
      NMH3 is the monotonous onions attempt at "punk", which is not allow to offend and loves nuStar Wars.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible visuals
        Ok gameplay but no levels and some hit or miss bosses
        Fake-out bosses
        The story
        Only 4 powers
        Chip grinding
        THE FRICKING STORY
        The cutscenes look abysmal
        REALLY THE STORY JUST STRAIGHT-UP SUCKS
        The open world is terrible
        Bad customization
        Theres probably more but my brain is trying to make me forget to protect me from the trauma

        seems like the story is your real issue

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >world has no content and the game is slow and bor-
          >Sounds like the story
          ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible visuals
      Ok gameplay but no levels and some hit or miss bosses
      Fake-out bosses
      The story
      Only 4 powers
      Chip grinding
      THE FRICKING STORY
      The cutscenes look abysmal
      REALLY THE STORY JUST STRAIGHT-UP SUCKS
      The open world is terrible
      Bad customization
      Theres probably more but my brain is trying to make me forget to protect me from the trauma

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought the Deathkick quote was Screw Fricking Death Kick but no it's Screw Crusher Death Kick.
    Now for what I thought I think the aliens made decent minibosses but when they put them together they just become harder than the bosses so the boss feels like a joke compared to whatever you fought five minutes ago. I much preferred the previous games where you just slaughtered a bunch of goons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my roommate always said it sounded like "Skull Fricking Dead Kids" and we would shout it togheter everytime I used the move

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sudasexuals pretending he ever made something other than marvel tier tard shit for normalgays
    o i am laffin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had charm in the day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was this the same horse and dracula from that killer is dead dlc?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literal shit and yet it still has better combat than devil May cry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to die

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to buy it on Xbox since it's on sale for pretty cheap but there are complaints on the internet that it's buggy and runs like shit

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked NMH and NMH2.

    NMH3 is a piece of shit. Repetitive as frick (but not in the fun way that NMH and NMH2 were), shitty boss fights, fricking awful writing, terrible optimization, dumb drop system, moronic world map that was funny two gens ago and now is pathetic.

    I bought it but I'll never buy another Suda game again. He's a fricking hack.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a long fan series i can say that it's not worth it unless is in sale. NMH 1 is the best, 2 is good, TSA play with a friend solo is boring and 3 have good gameplay but thats it. Story, soundtrack, characters, everything sucked and i felt so dissapointed about that.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only need to play NMH1.

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