Thoughts on Total War: Pharaoh?

Thoughts on Total War: Pharaoh?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats that?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been Bronze Age and covered 20x more land. I think they're going to do more regions as dlc but they should have been in the base game.
    Egypt could still have been the posterboys.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anubia sexo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My queen

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There were so many more interesting eras in which to set the game, I don't get it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, I don't get it
      Its just expansion for troy done by few bulgarians for some potatoes and bottles of vodka sold as full game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient Egypt is a super interesting setting, but nobody does it right.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually baffling to read so many anons going "who asked for this/who cares about ancient egypt?", I hope they're just chuds in disguise. Ancient Egypt is a MASSIVE deal in pop history. Probably not as much in the newest generations and probably less common in hardcore "I like history when it's in my strategy games" compared to normies, but come on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Egypt but I would have liked a game set during the peak of Egypt and not during its waning age.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would make for very boring battles.

            Broze age already suffers from this, Ancient Egypt would be just chariots.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              but I like rock slingers and chariots 🙁

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s stale now tried too much over saturated time period

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ancient Egypt is a MASSIVE deal in pop history.
          He's talking about martial history moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because like all pop history the interest is superficial. Nobody gives a shit about Egypt's military or economy, the two things strategy games depend on, they only care about cool monuments, cool pharaohs, and Exodus. It's an actual case of "you think you do but you don't" and we can see it in the numbers in this game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient Egypt is a super interesting setting, but nobody does it right.

          As a war game, what does it even have to offer?
          Chariots, slings and half-naked guys running around clubbing each other? Bronze age warfare is boring and total war has never done chariot right regardless.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to understand that you need a core military fantasy to get people on board? Medieval had the heavy Knight charge running down swaths of peasants and massive sieges of towering fortifications, Shogun has the image of the honerabu Samurai fricking up peasants and scenes of gunpowder mowing down those same Samurai, Rome has the Legions against the Barbarian hoards, etc. People need something to latch on to, a scene that comes to mind when they consider playing the game that makes them think "that's cool, I want to make that happen".

    The frick does Egypt have? SOME people might think of Chariot charges, but that's fricking it, and Chariots are fricking lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you chariots are cool, but with the rest you're right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the pop history about egypt is their gigantic monuments. Cities Skylines egypt edition would do way better.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WERE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        REGENTS

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what real egyptians look like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a Greek woman but that actress is clearly a black American

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cleopatra specifically was Greek. Egyptians before Alexander were closer to arabs which are a caucasoid race anon. Blacks don't appear north of the Sahara until colonialism.

        that's impressive. you guys learned about that on reddit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleopatra specifically was Greek. Egyptians before Alexander were closer to arabs which are a caucasoid race anon. Blacks don't appear north of the Sahara until colonialism.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single good release since Attila

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like total war 3kingdoms.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total war games have not been the same since they changed game engine with Empire Total War. It's like they lost some key people or design philosophy that made the games special.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this too, since I'm a mark for ROTK but I've had it with character focused TW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too much diplomacy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too much diplomacy

      Best diplomacy in the series. It's a good, but incomplete game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking garbage chinese bait total war game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        CA blatantly said as much too, its hilarious how open they were about this being a game for China.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they did the same with cathay in warhammer 3, was only added to get more players from china and gw hopes new fantasy will sell well in china.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did it ever occur to you Fantasy not China is just a popular setting even to people outside of China and not China's going to be a playable Army when they revise the old world so they wanted it in the total war will have a video game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you believe the Dynasty Warriors series of Japan is made specifically for China?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i give a shit about dynasty warriors, never played it and don't care about it. no idea why you put this up here as well.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it
        I know or care frick all about chink history but it's fun to just wreck entire armies with one chink demigod general. Reminded me of watching those shitty chink historical movies, which I think was the entire point.
        I wish westerners had this much fun with their history. Imagine playing as Caesar or Napoleon and just being a gigachad terminator death dealer, killing hundreds of gauls/english on your own

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really good. Probably the best Total War yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? then why isn't anyone playing it? why are the reviews poor?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but you gotta keep in mind the reviews are inevitably gonna be "worse than they should be" (even if the starting point is low) because trust in CA is low as hell after WH3 and the DLC pricing policy.
        >why isn't anyone playing it
        Even among people who would be willing to clench their teeth and forgive CA, you also have to consider that WHO THE FRICK wants to pay 60 bucks (or even more for preorder bonuses) for a Saga-sized game even though there already has been good games to buy this year.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saga-sized game
          what's the yardstick for deciding whether it is a saga game or a mainline one?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If CA are ashamed to be releasing it for £60 it's a Saga + FOTS

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If CA are ashamed
              when is CA is ashamed for releasing anything?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's made by their Sofia B team.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It made me want to replay Rome.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another win for fantasy chads.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troy did a lot of things right and it was the best TW since Medieval 2 or Shogun.

    pharaoh didn't build up upon that, removed them, the battles are still the same shit since rome 2 without blobbing being fixed, arcade'y unit buffs and modifiers in the middle of the fight, dumb ai and poor balance - in pharaoh heavy armor just dominates but the usual "use tanking line and kill with missiles" still should apply. This engine is fricking moronic and it wasn't made for ranged combat back when Empire came out. They also ended up removing the stuff that made Troy work. To me they dropped the ball hardest with the Black person memnon update and leaving the game in a shitty state without the balancing, polishing patches afterwards. Just showed what to expect in a future and lo, we are getting a game with negrified ramesses who is more related than modern Europeans than anyone from Africa and a game that's just mediocre and not worth the time.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I instantly lost interest when they revealed that only Egypt and Levant are playable areas and focused on a narrow Bronze Age collapse period
    They could have made a kino game, spanning the entire Ancient Near East (Including Anatolia, Greece, Babylon) and make easy DLCs set in different eras (for example making a DLC about Neo-Assyria or Rise of Persia).
    Just play FoG2 Swifter than Eagles
    It's the closest thing you'll get to Bronze Age kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      which was a moronic move on their part. They hVe the technology and assets to give us combined campaign with Troy where they could just modify the factions a little.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've focused more on the Assyrians. Those guys were brutal conquerors. Bronze Age era and warfare are extremely interesting, but dont just focus on Egypt. Assyria, Minoa, Crete, they should all be present.

    >Shalmaneser III – “If illed the wide plain with the corpses of his warriors. These rebels I impaled on stakes. A pyramid of heads I erected in front of the city."

    >Tiglathpileser III -"I hung their king up in front of the gate of his city on a stake. His land , his wife, his sons, his daughters, his property, his treasure I carried off. All of the people I carried off to Assyria.

    >Ashurbanipal - "Their dismembered bodies I fed to the dogs, swine, wolves, and eagles, to the birds of the heavens and the fish in the deep. What was left of the feast I ordered them to be cast upon the heaps."

    >Sennacherib- “I cut their throats like lambs. I cut off their precious lives as one cuts a string. Like the many waters of a storm, I made their gullets and entrails run down upon the wide earth. My prancing steeds harnessed for my riding, plunged into the streams of their blood as into a river. The wheels of my chariot, which brings low the wicked and the evil, were bespattered with blood and filth. With the bodies of their
    warriors I filled the plain, like grass. Their testicles I cut off, and tore the privates like the seeds of a cucumber."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assyrians were Gigachads of Ancient Near East

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're still around too, and have at various points been a thorn in the side of the Arabs because unlike everyone else they usually fight back rather than rolling over and dying.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not buying it. The last one I played was Three Kingdoms, and despite loving the setting, I hated the game, largely because it brought back mechanics that should have stayed in the games from it's inception, but CA started wanting more and more money and now we end up paying for new games that may have one or two features that were seen previously in games like Med 2 and Rome 1. The game peaked at Med 1, I will never believe otherwise unless CA gets it's head out of it's ass and scraps the Warscape engine, and then begins releasing expansion packs instead of microDLC.

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