Whatever, bubbly blond Zelda looks boring to me. TP dirt honey blond looks a bit better (but she would look better with raven dark hair), and she looks more regal, like an actual princess.
Can’t you read? I said post game. TP Zelda CRAVES hero wiener. She just is a business first type lady. With ganondorf cucked she’s gonna seek Link out them strap him to her bed post for sexual torture.
Ah, I see. You're a manga autist. Go replay tp, buddy.
10 months ago
Anonymous
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There is nothing going on between Link and Ilia. If anything Link like Midna but she is gone
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ilia's clearly meant to be the love interest. If they had some gossip stone shit involving romance with Midna I'd say sure, she overtakes Ilia, but they half-assed it and punted her into the twilight realm.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ilia is a nothingburger character. It’s called the legend of Zelda not the legend of ilia. Aonuma is a hack. Just headcanon that TP Zelda went to lock link in the dungeon and after many rounds of rape he came around.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not interested in fanfiction. Sorry buddy, maybe tumblr is more your angle or wherever it is people post that stuff nowadays.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Really? Because there’s nothing indicating that Link ended up with that farm prostitute as well. So what are you interested in exactly? There’s nothing there bub. Make scrambled eggs out of dirt.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>So what are you interested in exactly?
Not your fanfiction, that's for sure. If your only reaction to what the game presents is to immediately pretend it never happened then I'm not sure what else you want me to say. Go replay the game.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody wants to play your shitty game homosexual
10 months ago
Anonymous
What are you even mad about
10 months ago
Anonymous
You keep saying play the game play the game like TP has actual characterization and nuance to begin with. News alert: it has the weakest characters in the entire series and it’s a complete bore to play through.
10 months ago
Anonymous
then don't play the game frick off to your little porn room and assfrick yourself just get your homosexual shit out of here
10 months ago
Anonymous
Awe, did someone on the internet say something you don’t like? Is little troony gonna cry? Go ahead and sob little b***h boy. Btw >Skyward sword > TP
10 months ago
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I wish I had a porn room
10 months ago
Anonymous
I’m telling you to play the game because you keep spouting inane nonsense with the confidence of a lobotomized chimp. I’m not even saying anything about the game’s quality but for some reason you’re mad about it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I will, in fact, not play your game.
Zelda sucks hero wiener btw. Ilia gets railed by shad and Midna watches from Zant’s cuck shed in the twilight realm with ganondorf pegging him.
10 months ago
Anonymous
what the frick is happening??
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I will, in fact, not play your game.
All right then, I accept your inability to come up with rebuttal and accept your concession.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ilia is childhood friend romance, but Link grew up of her childhood and is fricking goddesses now. It's a trope of fantasy.
Midna is the eternal companion, which frickoff tearfully at the end. Zelda is the royal Princess/Queen that would do anything for her kingdom.
I give absolutely no fricks about who Link is fricking, for me Link should not frick anybody but Malon, but let's put perspective into all that. It's a Zelda story, and like all Zelda story, it follows tropes closely.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Most rational malongay I’ve ever met. It’s okay to ship Malon with Link but deep in your subconscious you realize Zelda was literally designed for hero wiener. Like, Hylia made her veganal walls specifically shaped for Link’s massive, curved penis to induce veganal orgasms and pregnancy.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Link at most would her secret fling, then she would have a politically useful marriage, as befitting for a princess.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, but when the political husband has black hair and brown eyes and Zelda starts popping out dirty blonde haired blue eyed children every courtier in the castle is gonna ask why that peasant from the farm keeps hanging around on the weekends
10 months ago
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Except do not forget the Triforce.
Also the nu!Zelda plot about the trio being bound to frick forever in SS while introducing a new Goddess that overshadow the older, primary creator of the world. Anyway.
It's not all political machination, you've got the hero with not a small bit of power knocking on the door, and the princess with not a small bit of power answering. It's a whole lot of personal agency.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Demise sits in his eternal Cuckshed doomed to watch Link frick Zelda for 10,000 years.
Who cursed who actually?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Please, I'm not a malongay. If anything I'm a maringay, but do you know how difficult it is to meet maringay? No one care about Marin, she appeared like once and no-one cared.
But all that brainpower spent about who Link is fricking in TP is absolutely moronic, because Zelda is carefully crafted as fantasies with chaste hero and all important characters following clear important archetypes.
Beyond that it's your fetish. If you want a wolf man Link to frick your princess SI, or to frick his childhood friend, or Midna, that's perfectly okay. It's just not very rational or very canon.
10 months ago
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>Marin
Not sure if you know this but Marin is Link’s dream version of Zelda. When Link’s awakening first began development, Zelda initially had auburn colored hair. She didn’t get her golden hair till ALTTP a came out.
Btw I like Marin but unlike other Mgays I know that she is basically Zelda.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Am I the only ciagay here?
goddamn white hair and tanned skin just make me coom so hard
10 months ago
Anonymous
No we need more female villains with their entire goal being to rape them MC
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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She's a huge womanchild.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Link met Zelda for all of two seconds and she hardly even speaks to him as opposed to Midna. TP Link is staying true to Ilia.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That the manga just straight-up made it blatantly LinkxMidna and Nintendo was ok with this implies that even Nintendo doesn't give a frick about Ilia.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The various Zelda manga series have made up random things wholesale for years, that doesn't mean they reflect Nintendo's views on the characters in the games themselves.
10 months ago
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Manga are a separate continuity
10 months ago
Anonymous
>SHAD
10 months ago
Anonymous
>steals your gf
It’s okay. The heroes shade took over TP links body and went to go smash Zelda
10 months ago
Anonymous
The manga isn't canon. According to it, TP Zelda has OOT Zelda's memories. In the end, Midna slaps Link away and goes back to the Twilight Realm.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>replaying 2hrs tutorial
You could have slander him instead and it would have been less hurtful
10 months ago
Anonymous
>2hr
Try like 6
At least Peragus mining facility is moderately interesting and spooky
TP Zelink would probably have Zelda be a massive kuudere, but literally having heart-shaped pupils when she looks at Link and always having an excuse to spend time with him.
The most regal of all Zelda. Would facefrick and listen to her problem about managing her kingdom. Also the only Zelda who could, possibly, be called a "queen" someday, with possibly OoT Zelda a close second.
Nothing much more to say, she's not that big of a character. Excellent fricking design, though.
Not a big fan of her look, but she's probably the most stoic and noble Zelda since Link to the Past, so she's one of my favorites for that reason alone.
It would have been better without the light bloom and the strange yellowish tint.
I recommend the Gamecube version over the Wii version since the Wii controls needed refining.
I can't really transcribe my thoughts without sounding like sour grapes. But I don't really like how quickly the Twilight plot is swept under the rug considering the build up over the entire game.
The problem is I feel like an entitled baby because the devs had absolutely no obligation to flesh out the Palace of Twilight or the Twili. And the Double Clawshots allow you to complete the Cave of Ordeals and get a bunch of Rupee chests so I'm basically b***hing at the game for me being too lazy to "make my own fun" instead of having it shoved down my throat as part of the story.
I don't know I just expected more considering the generally consitent quality of the dungeons up to that point.
>also, while complaining about the ending. Zelda just being alive, despite evaporating into light has always been jarring to me personally.
Agreed, she clearly died, which is even why Midna wanted Link to stop her in that scene. Zelda games always back out of some stakes they themselves establish, like Skull Kid actually being responsible for the curses in Termina (the Four Giants story reveals he once devastated Termina in the past), TP Zelda supposedly being around to have energy returned to her when she clearly died and disintegrated, and no fight with Hilda in ALBtW at all.
>12 year old me losing my fricking shit upon seeing the TP 2005 trailer at the target gamecube kiosk. >No other game has ever made me hype before or since.
Not much to say about her personality because there isn't much, though in retrospect less is more in comparison to BOTW Zelda. But design-wise she's underrated, having arguably the best in the franchise. After SS and BOTW I wonder if we'll ever get a conventionally attractive Zelda again.
She's kind of cool from what we see. She's seems mysterious since she's already powerful and wise by the time you meet her, unlike a number of other Zeldas.
I never noticed the force earrings, very cool. She's the best Zelda by a mile but every Zelda not turning into a goofy dragon is a great pick in my book.
resounding meh
Peak Zelda design and the only good thing TP did good
Mid
She got her royal c**t filled with hero wiener post game.
They have a diagnosis for that.
It’s called being a homosexual.
Meant for
Whatever, bubbly blond Zelda looks boring to me. TP dirt honey blond looks a bit better (but she would look better with raven dark hair), and she looks more regal, like an actual princess.
In this game? Doubt.
Can’t you read? I said post game. TP Zelda CRAVES hero wiener. She just is a business first type lady. With ganondorf cucked she’s gonna seek Link out them strap him to her bed post for sexual torture.
nice fanfiction, would be cool if the game corroborated it in any way lmao
There’s nobody else for him to end up with. And she’s single and ready to mingle.
...maybe you should replay tp
Ilia got SHADDED. maybe you should replay it.
Ah, I see. You're a manga autist. Go replay tp, buddy.
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There is nothing going on between Link and Ilia. If anything Link like Midna but she is gone
Ilia's clearly meant to be the love interest. If they had some gossip stone shit involving romance with Midna I'd say sure, she overtakes Ilia, but they half-assed it and punted her into the twilight realm.
Ilia is a nothingburger character. It’s called the legend of Zelda not the legend of ilia. Aonuma is a hack. Just headcanon that TP Zelda went to lock link in the dungeon and after many rounds of rape he came around.
I'm not interested in fanfiction. Sorry buddy, maybe tumblr is more your angle or wherever it is people post that stuff nowadays.
Really? Because there’s nothing indicating that Link ended up with that farm prostitute as well. So what are you interested in exactly? There’s nothing there bub. Make scrambled eggs out of dirt.
>So what are you interested in exactly?
Not your fanfiction, that's for sure. If your only reaction to what the game presents is to immediately pretend it never happened then I'm not sure what else you want me to say. Go replay the game.
Nobody wants to play your shitty game homosexual
What are you even mad about
You keep saying play the game play the game like TP has actual characterization and nuance to begin with. News alert: it has the weakest characters in the entire series and it’s a complete bore to play through.
then don't play the game frick off to your little porn room and assfrick yourself just get your homosexual shit out of here
Awe, did someone on the internet say something you don’t like? Is little troony gonna cry? Go ahead and sob little b***h boy. Btw
>Skyward sword > TP
I wish I had a porn room
I’m telling you to play the game because you keep spouting inane nonsense with the confidence of a lobotomized chimp. I’m not even saying anything about the game’s quality but for some reason you’re mad about it.
I will, in fact, not play your game.
Zelda sucks hero wiener btw. Ilia gets railed by shad and Midna watches from Zant’s cuck shed in the twilight realm with ganondorf pegging him.
what the frick is happening??
>I will, in fact, not play your game.
All right then, I accept your inability to come up with rebuttal and accept your concession.
Ilia is childhood friend romance, but Link grew up of her childhood and is fricking goddesses now. It's a trope of fantasy.
Midna is the eternal companion, which frickoff tearfully at the end. Zelda is the royal Princess/Queen that would do anything for her kingdom.
I give absolutely no fricks about who Link is fricking, for me Link should not frick anybody but Malon, but let's put perspective into all that. It's a Zelda story, and like all Zelda story, it follows tropes closely.
Most rational malongay I’ve ever met. It’s okay to ship Malon with Link but deep in your subconscious you realize Zelda was literally designed for hero wiener. Like, Hylia made her veganal walls specifically shaped for Link’s massive, curved penis to induce veganal orgasms and pregnancy.
Link at most would her secret fling, then she would have a politically useful marriage, as befitting for a princess.
Yes, but when the political husband has black hair and brown eyes and Zelda starts popping out dirty blonde haired blue eyed children every courtier in the castle is gonna ask why that peasant from the farm keeps hanging around on the weekends
Except do not forget the Triforce.
Also the nu!Zelda plot about the trio being bound to frick forever in SS while introducing a new Goddess that overshadow the older, primary creator of the world. Anyway.
It's not all political machination, you've got the hero with not a small bit of power knocking on the door, and the princess with not a small bit of power answering. It's a whole lot of personal agency.
Demise sits in his eternal Cuckshed doomed to watch Link frick Zelda for 10,000 years.
Who cursed who actually?
Please, I'm not a malongay. If anything I'm a maringay, but do you know how difficult it is to meet maringay? No one care about Marin, she appeared like once and no-one cared.
But all that brainpower spent about who Link is fricking in TP is absolutely moronic, because Zelda is carefully crafted as fantasies with chaste hero and all important characters following clear important archetypes.
Beyond that it's your fetish. If you want a wolf man Link to frick your princess SI, or to frick his childhood friend, or Midna, that's perfectly okay. It's just not very rational or very canon.
>Marin
Not sure if you know this but Marin is Link’s dream version of Zelda. When Link’s awakening first began development, Zelda initially had auburn colored hair. She didn’t get her golden hair till ALTTP a came out.
Btw I like Marin but unlike other Mgays I know that she is basically Zelda.
Am I the only ciagay here?
goddamn white hair and tanned skin just make me coom so hard
No we need more female villains with their entire goal being to rape them MC
She's a huge womanchild.
Link met Zelda for all of two seconds and she hardly even speaks to him as opposed to Midna. TP Link is staying true to Ilia.
That the manga just straight-up made it blatantly LinkxMidna and Nintendo was ok with this implies that even Nintendo doesn't give a frick about Ilia.
The various Zelda manga series have made up random things wholesale for years, that doesn't mean they reflect Nintendo's views on the characters in the games themselves.
Manga are a separate continuity
>SHAD
>steals your gf
It’s okay. The heroes shade took over TP links body and went to go smash Zelda
The manga isn't canon. According to it, TP Zelda has OOT Zelda's memories. In the end, Midna slaps Link away and goes back to the Twilight Realm.
>replaying 2hrs tutorial
You could have slander him instead and it would have been less hurtful
>2hr
Try like 6
At least Peragus mining facility is moderately interesting and spooky
TP Zelink would probably have Zelda be a massive kuudere, but literally having heart-shaped pupils when she looks at Link and always having an excuse to spend time with him.
based, skipped most of this homosexualy reply chain to say based. thats all.
By far the hottest Zelda. I like that she's cold and mysterious rather than the generic bubbly princess. Also seems like she would be a freak in bed.
Based. Link fricked her all night long.
>she's cold
No she isn't
>like that she's cold and mysterious
how to tell anon didn't play the game
TP Zelda is the only Zelda that looks hot to me.
She likes Anal sex
boring. i like her design in TP and Brawl
If Twilight Princess came out today Ganker would call it woke.
Best futa character.
The most regal of all Zelda. Would facefrick and listen to her problem about managing her kingdom. Also the only Zelda who could, possibly, be called a "queen" someday, with possibly OoT Zelda a close second.
Nothing much more to say, she's not that big of a character. Excellent fricking design, though.
Not a big fan of her look, but she's probably the most stoic and noble Zelda since Link to the Past, so she's one of my favorites for that reason alone.
Correct, and based.
She looks like a gerudo male got his way with her multiple times.
>though
Ywnbaw though
It would have been better without the light bloom and the strange yellowish tint.
I recommend the Gamecube version over the Wii version since the Wii controls needed refining.
Twilight Princess is the greatest Zelda game.
Eat my nuts.
Bring your nuts over here so I can have a look at them first
TP Zelda smokes cigarettes after she suffers repeated orgasms from Link’s massive, wolf sized wiener.
>Source?
My penis and my fan art.
Cope
Post it, if you're so brave
very refined and regal elf I want to frick
Easily the hottest Zelda
Every Zelda is hot in her own way. Who wouldn’t want to frick a princess?
beautiful design stuck in a shitty game
Sexiest Zelda, too bad she's in the same game as Midna. She never stood a chance.
Zelda gets mogged by The Twilight Princess
That's basically what I said
Great design and great introduction, but overall she needed more screen time.
I can't really transcribe my thoughts without sounding like sour grapes. But I don't really like how quickly the Twilight plot is swept under the rug considering the build up over the entire game.
The problem is I feel like an entitled baby because the devs had absolutely no obligation to flesh out the Palace of Twilight or the Twili. And the Double Clawshots allow you to complete the Cave of Ordeals and get a bunch of Rupee chests so I'm basically b***hing at the game for me being too lazy to "make my own fun" instead of having it shoved down my throat as part of the story.
I don't know I just expected more considering the generally consitent quality of the dungeons up to that point.
nah the ending is rushed as frick, and the palace of twilight is basically treated as a stop gap to force the ganon fight.
also, while complaining about the ending. Zelda just being alive, despite evaporating into light has always been jarring to me personally.
>also, while complaining about the ending. Zelda just being alive, despite evaporating into light has always been jarring to me personally.
Agreed, she clearly died, which is even why Midna wanted Link to stop her in that scene. Zelda games always back out of some stakes they themselves establish, like Skull Kid actually being responsible for the curses in Termina (the Four Giants story reveals he once devastated Termina in the past), TP Zelda supposedly being around to have energy returned to her when she clearly died and disintegrated, and no fight with Hilda in ALBtW at all.
>12 year old me losing my fricking shit upon seeing the TP 2005 trailer at the target gamecube kiosk.
>No other game has ever made me hype before or since.
Take me back to 2006 ffs.
>TP Zelda realising that she's genetically predisposed to crave the big hero wiener
>Thoughts on Twilight Zelda?
3rd hottest Zelda design
2nd is skyward sword
1st is ALTTP
She didn't fricking do anything
Except save Midna and help Link
Not much to say about her personality because there isn't much, though in retrospect less is more in comparison to BOTW Zelda. But design-wise she's underrated, having arguably the best in the franchise. After SS and BOTW I wonder if we'll ever get a conventionally attractive Zelda again.
How isn't Zelda in those games "conventionally attractive"?
>BOTW Zelda
>hair that emphasizes her forehead too much
>big fish eyes
>giant eyebrows
>SS Zelda
>jew
>jew
her nose isn't any bigger than TP Zelda's, and it's not hooked to be called israeli
most beautiful iteration of Zelda so far.
She's kind of cool from what we see. She's seems mysterious since she's already powerful and wise by the time you meet her, unlike a number of other Zeldas.
how many fricking times a day do you mother frickers post the word 'generic'
Only the post above yours says 'generic' though...
Best Zelda design, probably one of the worst in terms of characterization
Really food design wasted on the least relevant Zelda in the 3D-Zelda series
I never noticed the force earrings, very cool. She's the best Zelda by a mile but every Zelda not turning into a goofy dragon is a great pick in my book.