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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've already announced lgbt cloaks in the discord for the next major content patch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the zoomers. They ruin everything. Remember when Quake 1 let everyone in multiplayer use a custom skin of whatever they wanted? Everyone just made themselves look like badass quake characters. Nobody wanted to be unicorns.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used a Teletubby skin on Q3A, And most people used meme skins back then, like Boba Fett or the fricking neon skeletons

        Don't start lying about games you never played, homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noo don't add LGBT flags

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they needed if you’re a normal person?
        I thought being a faceless man/woman on demand was empowering to you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a video game nothing about it is "needed" at all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what is the thought process here? Is it sort of like marking your territory like a bear pissing on a tree? You don't want right wingers to play any game you like, so you will always ask the devs to add LGBT flags even though it doesn't make sense in the setting?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't make sense in the setting?
          How does it not make sense? The game is about killing space bugs and literally anyone can use weapons regardless of their identity.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            any world with a real threat/conflict wouldn't have these stupid identities. these things are invented by bored westerners who have nothing genuine to worry about.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >any world with a real threat/conflict wouldn't have these stupid identities

              Damn didn't know war and conflict stopped you from being gay.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not smart. I've seem enough war vids of doing slaughtering captives to know that marking your body isn't a good idea.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've seem enough war vids
                of all the bored westerners you are the boredest my friend, nobody but the terminally onlinest of freaks does this

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's interesting. Let's you know what to expect in a warzone. I hope I'm never in such a situation. But at least I have a general idea of what to expect.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Literally shits his pants and freezes in terror the instant the first bullet cracks overhead.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen quite a few videos of soldiers crying so yeah, probably.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks watching kung fu movies will make him better at kung fu
                Your honor exhibit A in this man being a terminally online freak

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Theatrical film is a dying medium. Only thing you need to watch are streams and vids

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, youtube and X is full of videos and photos of russian soldiers and nobody have brands or crazy colors in guns and uniforms.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't say bored, every week there's a new war crime kino coming out of ukraine or gaza, the drone ones are particularly funny

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's interesting. Let's you know what to expect in a warzone. I hope I'm never in such a situation. But at least I have a general idea of what to expect.

                Good thing this is a video game and we know how to differentiate fiction from reality.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, right

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. You're just saying that because you're a fricking incel.

                you don't need a hideous flag to be gay. i am gay and i would never want that fricking thing anywhere near me. thanks for proving my point. you're both probably bored straight college boys who obsess over this identity shit because you haven't found your own souls yet.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not really. You're just saying that because you're a fricking incel.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they are fascist? People are united by an authoritarian government, and they are not focused on the countless tribal identities within, even if they are accepting of lgbt groups.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, it's like a brand or tattoo.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that shits gay bro noone likes it sorry to be the one to have to tell you directly but i wish more people did.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, i'm sure the !nazi's were heckin worried about whether they could properly display their mental illness properly to other soldiers.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were nazis. Their mental illness was self-evident.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        LGBT capes would be the best thing ever.

        Some Black person annoying you with shittily thrown stratagems? Report him for being transphobic and targetting you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Priorities"
        An endless pit of possibilities that normies stay away out if fear of falling in.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is quite an achievement to suck semen out of asses, you must be so proud.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that israelites are the ones who vilified homosexuality in the first place. They do this push and pull shit on purpose, to keep people looking down instead of up.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sucking semen out of buttholes isn't the achievement, forcing teachers to add it to the middle-school curriculum is the achievement: https://nationalpost.com/opinion/first-reading-saskatchewan-suspends-planned-parenthood-over-inappropriate-sexual-handouts-to-children

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easiest grift of my life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source: my ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      easiest teamkill of my life right there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      <--- this person is lying because they want the game to fail. Be very cautious of these people in the coming year or two, they will be getting paid in mass by AAAA devs and even more will be here on their own accord for ideological reasons.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the tip, was gonna buy it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're baiting people to ask if this is true in the discord to get instant-banned, kind of based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 'chuds got banned'
        everyone involved does

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Justin Roiland is not a bad guy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he actually say something like that?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I"
    Another fricking blogger

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tick Tock Helldivers
    none of the cosmetics or tropes in Helldivers have connections to brand and there are no unimmersive skins

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only skin the game needs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possible to happen since Sony is the publisher. Though it would probably be Playstation exclusive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Guerilla disown this series due to the Helghast

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WONT PLAY THIS GAME UNTIL THEY ADD CUTE ANIME STUFF OR TIGHT BODYSUITS

    FRICK OFF OTHERWISE

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New shooter launches
    Only AAA games. The rest of the shooters mostly don't have them.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers McDonalds Skin

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers is the most generic looking game in existence. Adding brands would give that game a hint of soul

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