Tik Tok: The Game

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    strange I don't remember the annoying TTS lady voice and the "oh no" song blasting my ears during my playthrough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the "oh no" song
      Serious question, what's the deal with that song?
      My father sits outside and browses his tiktok every day after coming home from work and I hear that shit multiple times every in single instance he browses that app.
      I asked him if he's watching the same video multiple times but he said it's a different one each time
      What's the appeal of that song for normals? It's obnoxious, annoying, and you'd surely get burnt out after hearing it the 10th time, but oh no they continue using it in their skits or whatever, and other normals continue to listen to it
      Seriously, what's the appeal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        from a video editor perspective, it's a song being used literally as a preset for some kind of punchline in the said tiktok.

        As a FRICKING NORMIE, you record something that you believe is funny, go to the soundbank and choose that same song because you just kept hearing it in other "funny videos", and so the cycle continues.

        I hate it with all of my heart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >As a FRICKING NORMIE, you record something that you believe is funny, go to the soundbank and choose that same song because you just kept hearing it in other "funny videos", and so the cycle continues
          To continue this train of thought, people with think whatever garbage you think is funny just because they associate it with another video they watch that they thought was funny that had the song. Same reason they add laugh tracks to comedies and why kids think curse words getting bleeped out is hilarious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          memes to the general people are just relatable things and reposting the same thing over and over
          humour is optional

          >As a FRICKING NORMIE, you record something that you believe is funny, go to the soundbank and choose that same song because you just kept hearing it in other "funny videos", and so the cycle continues
          To continue this train of thought, people with think whatever garbage you think is funny just because they associate it with another video they watch that they thought was funny that had the song. Same reason they add laugh tracks to comedies and why kids think curse words getting bleeped out is hilarious

          Interesting explanations bros, thanks. So it's just people being mindless sheep then huh
          Man, I just wish the average person was better able to tell what's pleasant and what's downright shit. Till then we'll have to deal with oh no, gucci gang and gangnam style.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        memes to the general people are just relatable things and reposting the same thing over and over
        humour is optional

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My father sits outside and browses his tiktok
        There is not a sorrier sight than boomers glued to their phones

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon pls explain

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hating a great game just because zoomers start talking about it is one of the most npc things you can do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >great game
      uhh yeah, sure…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials and Boomers are some of the biggest NPCs on the planet. Does this surprise you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4 hour asset flip with trash game mechanics and QTEs and cutscenes out the ass
      >great game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't played the game: the post
        contrarianism is a plague on Ganker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Asset flip
          >raiden literally uses bayonetta combos and animations minus WW or sai being reskinned kulshedra with even less moves or parry having same input like in bayo
          >Trash game mechanics
          >blade mode is shit
          >qte and cutscenes
          >nooooo you didnt play he game
          (:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone is a brainless parrot but me, I’m a true individual with infallible tastes

        >RULES OF NATURE

        >phone filenames
        Hmmmmmmmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game is not great. Frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >great game
      I bet you like armstrong memes unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fortnite was fricking great in 2017 and zoomers demolished it to the ground
      So yeah, it's possible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only good thing about it are the memes
      gameplaywise sam dlc was fun aswell but it's only like an hour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Armstrongposter

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a great game but you'll have to play on the higher difficulties to really feel it. Sekiro + Devil May Cry

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece tier, anyone who says otherwise got filtered by the parry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogshit tier, anyone that says otherwise is a meme obsessed homosexual that bought into the hype
      ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've only used tiktok about 3 times to look and girls showing off their bodies so i have no clue what memes you're even talking about zoomer kun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Making a thread about a game you apparently hate an replying to everyone with your bate and clearly seething
        What's actually wrong in your life anon? As it's not this games fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the parry isnt even as good as that one i-frame dodge move

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >play revengeance mode on a fresh save with konami code
      >game shits out groups of hyper-aggressive enemies even during the intro before you can get the dodge
      >game expects you to perfect parry enemies attacking from multiple directions at a time while fighting with the dogshit camera
      >throws multiples of enemies at you that were clearly designed to be fought one at a time
      >bullet spam is even more prevalent, making it a long waiting game to even attack unless you want to eat constant passive damage and have no aerial attacks

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we going to have a dedicated gay for this position, like the half-life autist?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bought it and played it when it was new and Ganker loved it. Everyone who hates it only hates it now because of leddit and twitter gays spamming it, not because of the game itself... they're moronic and need to kill themselves. They let outside sources effect the way they think and not the quality of the product. They memed themselves into hating it just as much as nu_gays memed themselves into loving it. It's all memes, Jackasses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone loves it, it's literally one homosexual forcing this meme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ you have zero self-awareness you solipsistic autist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never fit in.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            With who, stupid? Having an unpopular opinion isn’t conducive to “fitting in”, moron. If I wanted to “fit in” I’d just brainless spam garbage buttrock lyrics like every other moron on this shit board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is a brainless parrot but me, I’m a true individual with infallible tastes

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What, does the game give false medical advice on how to abort your baby (and yourself) with homemade medicines?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please explain

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RED SUN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RULES OF NATURE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red Sun over paradise

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how many times you make this thread I will continue to enjoy MGR

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my favourite scene from the game was when the big guy started punching the robot dude and the song went STANDING HERE!!!!!!!! that was "ludokino" tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why did it change tbh to tbh? what does tbh mean?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        baka tbh senpai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hi its me again is that japanese or something? sorry idk my discord buddies always talk about this website so i dont really understand the lingo yet 🙂

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every MGR thread has been shit since the game came out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you are just a homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dilate MGRanny

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, imagine hating on a top tier game like this to try and fit in.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S POPULAR THEREFORE ITS BAD!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play it before going on Ganker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It is bad because it is a budget bayonetta asset flip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s also a MGR4 asset flip as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's good because le memes

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the "oh no" song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't wanna hear it man, it's the absolute worst garbage a human has ever recorded and mixed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link it, now I have to know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i shouldve heeded the warning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            like an actual shizo I can just hear the lady voice spouting some random reddit bullshit as this plays

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >terrible camera
    >terrible enemy variety
    >weapons are useless
    >side arms are useless
    >blade mode is useless
    >parrying feels half-baked, too spammable and too op
    >bosses are a mixed bag, sundowner is too easy to cheese, french woman is too much of spamming your blade, armstrong is cool but very little actual gameplay and mainly spectacle
    It's a fun game, but it has too many problems to be "LE MASTERPIECE" tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use lock on camera you tard

      also git gud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just lock onto one of the three Mastiffs who can instakill you at any time skill issue
        This wouldnt' be a problem with fixed camera perspective because then you could consistently parry the right enemy at the right time in the right direction

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That can literally be solved by getting gud

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ive beaten the entire game on revengance mode with a new save, I ain't bad the game the camera is just objectively shitty and the terrible one shot kill enemies who you need to consistently perfect parry or use blade mode isn't good design

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can beat a game on the hardest difficulty with gameplay footage to prove you didn't blatantly cheat or abuse glitches and Gankerirgins will still tell you to git gud if you have any complaints

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE ITS POPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >action game with no real time weapon switching
    What in the actual frick were they thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raiden only has 1 weapon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its symbolic, as with the base blade you are Raiden, a person exploring the world he is put in. with the flat upgraded blade in NG+ you are now Sam, a beast looking for a fight. Why would you switch personality?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the game is bad because it isn't a copy of DMC 3
    3tards ruined action games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate MGRanny

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lieked this game before Tik-Tok and i lieked this game way before (You), gaylord

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game is fricking boring
    yeah... the music is good... the game is stylish... it's just boring

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TikTok has better taste than Ganker
    It's over........

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STANDING HERE I REALISE OP IS A homosexual

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HANGING QUEERS
    I REALIZE
    YOU'RE JUST LIKE israeliteS
    CORRUPTING HISTORY
    BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
    WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG
    WHEN YOUR GUARD IS DOWN
    I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
    THAT DEPRAVITY NEEDS VIOLENCE
    BUT IN THE END YOU GET WHAT'S COMING YOUR WAAAAAY

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