>til Gabe Newell has two sons

>til Gabe Newell has two sons
>one is named Grey and owns game studio Naetyr, whose website is dead, and was making a sci-fi MMO called Fury, which is also dead
>one of the few things that aren't dead is this pic Grey took of his dad at Ihop

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he working on some kind of VR tech for people with brain injuries

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People with brain injuries is already the core demographic of people who buy VR.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fairly rated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know a leaf who's doingthis, wonder if they're on the same project lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, its called Dota 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's making vr tech for Ganker?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>one is named Grey and owns game studio Naetyr, whose website is dead, and was making a sci-fi MMO called Fury, which is also dead
    why didn't he just pitch the idea to his dad, I'm sure he would give him valves man power and get copies sold just from having it labeled as a valve game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honorable that he wants to make his own name without ~~*nepotism*~~

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that would be nepotism and gabe isn't like that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's honorable that he wants to make his own name without ~~*nepotism*~~

        how is nepotism bad morons? Im working hard so I can leave my childern my legacy, a foundation to build upon instead having to start from scratch. Is this some kind of israelitery or what
        >don't talk about your pay
        >start from nothing and make something for yourself
        >don't favour your children
        its so fricking moronic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          IF and this is a BIG IF that you're raising your children to actually be competent in your stead.
          Nothing.
          If you're breeding in the idea to your children to be a dickhead to everyone outside of the family and using your earthly connections to leave a curse on everyone outside of your bloodline, you're kind of an butthole.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're breeding in the idea to your children to be a dickhead
            i don't think anyone would do that intentionally. Its just doing harm to the kid and I love my kids

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You'd be surprised.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how is nepotism bad morons?
          Because instead of things working properly, they are poisoned by the wrong people entering the picture through connections. It's how corruption sets in.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            if a wrong person gets in through connections the corruption was already there

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just makes you look bad if you received it obviously. Anyone who thinks its actually inherently wrong is some form of totalitarian nutjob.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing wrong with nepotism IF your child is as competent or more than you were.
          Otherwise it is inherently bad because youre hiring based on your relationship instead of competency, which to be fair is a hard metric to judge.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doing so is israelitery
          Being told not to do so is israelitery as well

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he called his game ‘Fury’, which was his first mistake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yo I played this garbage, it wasn't that bad,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they still doing the Heart of Racing thing from way back?

      https://www.theheartofracing.com/race-events

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think was bankrolling it?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about the other son?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's now his daughter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he isn't if this is even legit. If true, wtf. Him and Elon? Gabe doesn't seem like a mental reject but maybe his parenting is lacking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drives nascar or something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        grim

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          could be worse. he could be a coked up filmmaker or joe bidens coked out son.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought coke was supposed to make you productive, why do all these rich cokeheads do nothing?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it gives you so much energy to make you productive that it burns you into a lazy bum and going cold turkey will give you the worst withdrawals.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically fries your dopamine receptors

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Need that boost for the child rape&adrenochome wienertail parties

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anon finds out drugs are, in fact, bad

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Coke does more than just making you energetic. It also fricks up your brain and body. Unless you buy it straight from 3rd world shitholes, you're buying distilled shit with various chemicals mixed in that will frick up your body and brain, hence why cokeheads are crazy, have melted faces with lots of acne, and flat noses.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it makes you *think* you're productive. what it actually does is turn you into a loud, obnoxious butthole who talks a bunch of shit and never actually does anything other than jam more coke up their nose.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I thought coke was supposed to make you productive
              The only thing I ever did on coke was jerk off, play videogames, and try to jerk off except my dick was broken so it was just playing with a floppy noodle for 4 straight hours.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              its $300/gram energy powder that makes you REALLY energetic for 20min then you come down and dont feel like doing shit for the rest of the week

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              man have you seen the video of gordon ramsey watching coke get made, i'm surprised it doesn't just kill you on the spot

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're thinking of amphetamines anon

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why be productive when you could just snort more coke instead?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it's the same son.
        Gray gave up on game-development to pursue racing instead.
        We know nothing about Gabe's other son.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We know that he plays FFXIV so that tells enough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabe's other son transitioned last year.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're the son of a billionaire you can afford to frick around your whole life, and if any of your projects go breasts up it doesn't matter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I would be dead by cocaine o.d and non-stop fricking high-class escorts within a year.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gabe literally looks like me

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of his sons will take over Valve when Gaben dies
    do you think he'll break the tradition and release 3rd gaems?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a bajillionaire, I don't think I'd have progresso for breakfast.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a wise man keeps it simple and cheap bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple maybe but an actual wise man with money would keep it as healthy as possible

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is gabe married? if so, did he get a hot babe?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stays private about his own life, as everybody should.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        smart decision

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I vaguely remember seeing that he hat a pretty hot wife in a pic years and years ago.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell eats soup for breakfast

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that must be some billionaire shit idkn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warm chowder or stew on a cold winter morning is bussin fr fr

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always on his iPad instead of interacting with his kid
    just like my parents....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father would get pissed if I was on my phone in his company

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father would get pissed if I was on my phone in his company

      Difference between you and Gabe is that Gabe has businesses to manage. He's extremely busy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesnt have time to just sit, eat, and talk with his kid
        whats the point of the billions then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          deeeep

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was I dreaming or was there a video of Gaben showing off his knife collection?
    I cant seem to find it on youtube

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Were it not for the laws of this land I would've slaughtered you where you stood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah where the hells the video

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like i would get along well with gaben.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And his other son is a weird nascar hick that hates video games.
    Steam is dead the moment Gabe dies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought he did F1 (which is basically a competition of who could get the most money from their dad)?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have 5 bajillion dollars
    >eat at ihop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      iHop pretty good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god that dumb frick Sean hasn't learnt his lesson.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Lucas ate at McDonalds, when you're a billionaire you just do whatever you want I guess.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Gates mostly eats at McDonalds. Walt Disney ate a can of chili and a sleeve of saltines every day for lunch. Dave Thomas ate a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger every day for lunch. Rich people don’t eat fancy shit 24/7, especially not if they earned the money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Walt Disney ate a can of chili and a sleeve of saltines every day for lunch
        A man of culture.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need more pics of gabe in public

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who eats soup for breakfast ?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he wearing a seat belt to eat his soups?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The soup is very fast.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a kind of Jedi bathrobe, I assumed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was just a shoulder satchel to carry his ipad

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad looking chicken noodle soup, like it’s progresso canned shit

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabe looks like the type of guy that has a wiping problem.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy owns six mega yachts. He probably has custom toilets that powerwash/vacuum.

    • 5 months ago
      Troondar 5000

      Why can't wypipo wipe dey ass?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fat frick never stops eating

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man...Ray Bans? C'mon. At least get Maui Jims or something high end Gabe

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HL3 WHEN?!?!?!?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's also a race car driver. Was it F3 or something?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaire eating soup for breakfast
    grim

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      some soups are faster than others you know

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