Time traveling homosexual vampires

Time traveling homosexual vampires

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU
    vampire

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Kain x Raziel was a popular slashfic in the scene back then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. I was a Razielgay, btw. Soul Reaver was my first LoK game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raziel can't give kisses, kinda sad tbh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just a little kid back then. A friend of mine was a huge LoK fan too. He was a Kaingay. I remember him once thinking "dude, is Raziel's dick like just a bone, like the rest of his body?" lmao children are nonsensical by nature

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now i'm wondering what kind of long post-coital monologue Raziel would say

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I lay motionless upon the cotton mattress, the receding afterglow of coital pleasure faded before my mind while beads of sweat cooled upon my skin. Turning to my side I gazed upon the still form that lay next to me. All this time I had believed my feelings for kain had been those of anger, fuelled by his betrayal and apparent indifference to the slaughter of my brethren, I had sworn myself to pursue this beast until the very ends of time itself. However, in this moment, staring upon his muscular stature, I could see the true purpose of my pursuit. Feelings of anger gave way to those of a malaise of happiness and satisfaction. Brushing his hair, I whispered softly to his ear "I am, as before, your right hand, your LOVER" and with one swift motion placed my claw upon his thigh.
              >Though I was lead to believe the wheel of time had bound me to be naught but a puppet of its machinations, it instead seemed I had found a new purpose, one in which I could be... happy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/16jmqdd3Bttp

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit kek, alright Jeremy irons that was pretty pretty pretty good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/16jmqdd3Bttp

                Kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/16jmqdd3Bttp

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/16jmqdd3Bttp

                10/10

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/16jmqdd3Bttp

                should do it in an AI Raziel voice instead

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still a better love story than twilight

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are vampires, after dracula, always gay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stereotyping of european nobility as "fruity" to contrast the "tough" dirt-covered farmer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Communism, basically.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was actually born out of nationalism as a lot of kings as after the french revolution a lot of people starting asking, "hey yeah, why CAN'T we rule ourselves?" Tribalism is as old as the dirt we walk on but nationalism is a concept that's less than 300 years old. Before the nationalist movements of the late 18th century, the notion of a nation-state as a collective property of a cultural or national construct didn't exist. The land was owned by the king, all of it, and you lived on THEIR land by their grace. The people who worked the land and administrated the sections of it had no true rights to these lands and merely were tolerated by the king who was ostensibly tolerated by God. The modern nation-state is different because it had to find a reason to justify why that land was their sovereign territory as it was no longer simply a ruling family's private propety.

          And as a result of this, people starting mocking nobility a whole lot more, and to be fair the nobility made it really easy for them to be mocked because they tended to look and act very differently from the rest of the country, and in a lot of cases it came off as very effeminate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anne rice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vampires were gay before Dracula.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit, i had no idea

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yuri
        Imagine a e-girl pairing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather not ya frickin nonce c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think eventually a trend started in vampire lore where you could be bit by a vamp but it wouldn’t turn you.
      The vampire had to have sex with you afterwards in order to turn you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s because they are the undead, they are cursed into darkness as they start to embody all that the darkness stands for. Murderers, cannibalistic ritual feasts for everlasting life, they are temptation itself, cast into the void til the last breath of existence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just like op. except the time traveling part. and the vampire thing.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kain?

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