Times Kirby's been SAVAGE.

Times Kirby's been SAVAGE.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my pathetic what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wiener

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn Kirby you didn't need to burn the guy twice.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *You're

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just mutts butchering his character design. I mostly stay away from japslop copies, but Kirby is the one game series where all of my cartridges are NTSC-J because mutts have shown time and time again that they cannot be trusted with his image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to do shit like this because back then burger kids would never touch a game if it wasn't a dark, violent, mean, mature game for mature gamers such as themselves. People today like to make fun of US box art and shit but they really had to do it for their games to sell in America

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They had to do shit like this because back then burger kids would never touch a game if it wasn't a dark, violent, mean, mature game for mature gamers such as themselves
        They might have. Not everyone was all about that, and it could be that the US audience would have been fine with original Puyo Puyo or Panel de Pon. If it was possible, I'd like to see an alternate timeline/universe where NoA/Sega released those games as-is to the US market and seen how well it went, just as an experiment. I think it would've been fine, especially if more "cute" things had popped up more often, giving the audience more exposure to such things and making them used to it like Japan had already been.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They had to do shit like this because back then burger kids would never touch a game if it wasn't a dark, violent, mean, mature game for mature gamers such as themselves.
        But that was Sega's shtick, not Nintendo's. Remember the whole "Genesis does what Nintendon't"?
        >People today like to make fun of US box art and shit but they really had to do it for their games to sell in America
        Super Mario Bros 3 sold well and it's literally a game about a cartoony plumber in a tanuki suit. There is no reason to believe that Kirby wouldn't sell well if they kept his Japanese image. Nintendo of America were just morons. Also, you can't explain things like Kirby being white on the cover of Kirby's Dream Land in the USA version with "muh mature image." Boggles my mind why those butchered USA copies of that game sell for more nowadays than the Japanese copies where Kirby is pink as he should be.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but they really had to do it for their games to sell in America
        No this is just what localizers would peddle to justify the existence of their shitty parasitic job.

        And the glacial release of Pokemon in the west put them out of fricking business forever. The idea was to change all of the designs and Gamefreak said "You don't seem to know what you're talking about" and they were right. Good frickin' riddance.
        Go to hell localizers. And don't come back. Burn there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nob is completely based though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any Japanese guy who names his online handle after a Monty Python sketch (Doug Dinsdale) is pretty okay in my book. His absence was sorely felt in HG/SS.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nintendo trying to make kirby badass to compete with sega
        this is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutts
      You need to start charging rent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to do shit like this because back then burger kids would never touch a game if it wasn't a dark, violent, mean, mature game for mature gamers such as themselves. People today like to make fun of US box art and shit but they really had to do it for their games to sell in America

      >but they really had to do it for their games to sell in America
      No this is just what localizers would peddle to justify the existence of their shitty parasitic job.

      And the glacial release of Pokemon in the west put them out of fricking business forever. The idea was to change all of the designs and Gamefreak said "You don't seem to know what you're talking about" and they were right. Good frickin' riddance.
      Go to hell localizers. And don't come back. Burn there.

      Rent free.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of a single Kirby game whose contents were butchered in American localization. This is how I know Ganker anons like yourself come from redditt.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't think of a single Kirby game whose contents were butchered in American localization.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole GBA/DS era was full of bad localization. Probably 4Kids influence.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread immediately devolves into a single third-worlder clawing at any sense of relevance
    your pathetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you too.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is an absolute savage in the entire game and I can't believe this passed Nintendo's or HAL's approval

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai oversaw the production and he LOVED it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still one of the better Butter Building rendition however

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty good alright.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure he said in one of his videos that he wasn't involved with Avalanche

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not full hands-on, but he has some involvement in it as a supervisor; Check out 1:33

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is 3rd world esl or American.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly he's lowkey a savage in the GBA/DS-era ability flavor text as well, dunno why everyone forgets that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst era unfortunately

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like last great one

        All Kirby games after Squeak Squad felt like something without personality. Except maybe Triple Deluxe but only in the last half.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh
          Nightmare in Dreamland is a lackluster remake and the start of the absolutely dreadful GBA artstyle
          Squeak Squad is really bad too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All because they wanted to make the games look like the Kirby anime for synergy, even doing things like transforming Dedede's castle into the anime counterpart.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is an ESL

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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