To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dwarf Jokes.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dwarf Jokes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of industrial engineering most of the jokes will go over a typical leaf lover’s head.

There's also the Dwarves’ mercantile outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Donald Trump’s literature, for instance. The Dwarfheads understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Dwarven mines, to realise that they're not just about procuring ores and precious (or semiprecious) gems- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Dwarves truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Dwarven racial slur "Knife Ear” which itself is a cryptic reference to Tweedale’s English epic The Sheffield Knife book. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those tree-hugging simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gimli son of Gloin’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a pickaxe tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that their beard length is within five inches of my own (preferably longer) beforehand.
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gayman.jpg spammer
    You're a fricking cancer.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves are cuter and have better societies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knife ear

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cave midget

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Salad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            digging monkey

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his dwarves aren't pointy eared
        I found 'that guy'.

        I don't give a single damn about your hurr durr IQ stuff and shit. I just hate elves.

        t. discord mod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I want to nibble on her ears. I've recently developed a fascination with dwarf lasses but man, elves really are hard to beat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dwarfcels btfo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And their women have bigger dicks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's not Tolkienian, it's not a real elf. It's like calling a werebadger a dwarf while badgerpeople are a thing.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dreadanon is a homosexual but I want him to make more Eldar videos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just only want the stoner Skaven saga to stop. The joke ran outta its course after the first two videos. Now it's just annoying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smae. wish he do some TES voice over

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >knife ears
    The drawfs will have to pay elves reparations once it's time for payback. just you wait, short fricks

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and even then they have to demonstrate that their beard length is within five inches of my own (preferably longer) beforehand.
    she-dwarves dont have beards. Unless you are referring to her pussy beard?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit moment

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=EfEavwB-NngHpQ12
    How are these Black folk so fast?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My theory is that Dread made this thread. It's a lazy parody and he made the video less than an hour after the thread was made. Easy content.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a single damn about your hurr durr IQ stuff and shit. I just hate elves.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gimli son of Gloin
    >the Galadriel simp
    lmao

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you really make a thread solely so you could screencap it and then upload yourself reading it?
    Photoshop exists, you know. However this thread is probably better than half the board so I'm fine with it.

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