>Steps on stage
>"here is the gameplay you've all been waiting for"
>Game is running on a high end GPU
>stuck at 27fps with huge framedrops
>Game looks identical to the previous 7
>Everyone screaming so loud at how hype it is
>"It's the biggest world we've created"
>Fast forward 7 months
>Game comes out and is decent, loads of bugs, barely functions on console
Dammit Todd
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at 27fps with huge framedrops
all you need is 16fps. grow up
All you need is l.o.v.e
yeah:
l - lag
o - over tcp
v - varying frametimes
e - errors
What is love?
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME NO MORE
You forgot
>sells better than Fallout 4
>be Todd Howard
>ride up to the stage on a dragonfly
>use a stadium speaker to say "here is the gameplay you've been all waiting for" at in-door voice decibels
>game is running on a high end GPU
>the sheer heat vaporizes melts my skin and melts my bones instantly
>hype
Black person
Racism isn't funny.
so you dictate the humour people are allowed to have?
Made me laugh, therefore it's funny.
You forgot the whole praised as a masterpiece no matter what even if there's a shitstorm at the start. For example:
>Fallout 76
>Fallout 4
>Fallout 3
>Skyrim
76 does not fit the mold
I'm sorry but go look at the steam page for Fallout 76, even with that huge shitstorm it is still praised as a masterpiece now because """they fixed it""" but all they did is add extremely shallow npcs.
forgot NV moron. that's the most praised of all, despite it being garbageyk0y4
>be Todd Howard
>president of several clubs in highschool
>model U.N.
>chess club member
>responsible for such great games like Redguard, Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, Fallout 4 and soon Starfield
> singlehandedly usher in a golden age of gaming
>retire a happy and rich man
>go down in history as the embodiment of charisma and suggestion
Did he win at life, bros?
wait todd can't retire before Elder scroll 6 development starts right?
He is already 50. He says an awful lot that Starfield is the game he always wanted to make. Depending on its success, it might be his last project.
Remember: the human eye can't tell the difference between 27fps and 60fps unless focused on a single object!
>pipe guns in Fallout 4 are unrealistic
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
APOLOGIZE TO TODD NOW
I don't know what Abe was really like but he always seemed like a decent guy.
F
same thoughts, japan wasn't terrible under his watch. now watch it become muttland 2.0