TOGETHER, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was his fricking problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He turned himself into a snake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being gay. No, really.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pozzed Ring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >both gay characters in the game are a psychopathic cannibal and a pedo
        What did they mean by this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also fricked at least two women so he's a bibawd.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure they changed this because it was a mistranslation and he's not actually a homo
        They already have a resident homosexual and his name is mogh the bussy destroyer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          デーディカという名のその女は
          あらゆる不義、姦通を行ない
          無数の異形の子をなしたという

          The important word here is 女 (woman).
          The current translation is accurate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am ready to be gay for my King

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he a top or a bottom?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am not sure. Looks like a bottom I wouldn't mind topping me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted to give people the family he never had

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      raised by a single mother

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was first raised by his mom and dad, then his dad and step-mom who adopted him (and was also his dad), he was never part of a single parent household in the sense you understand it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he enjoyed many people as familee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hongry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatherless behaviour
      same as his sister

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He always had his father, see

        He was first raised by his mom and dad, then his dad and step-mom who adopted him (and was also his dad), he was never part of a single parent household in the sense you understand it.

        . His sister's problem was daddy issues sure, from daddy cucking mommy, not because he was absent from her life.

        what was his fricking problem

        His obsession with family points to some kind of trauma from his parent's divorce, same as Ranni. He probably blamed Marika and the Erdtree for tearing them apart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radac**t divorcing his mom made him and his siblings become retroactively autistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a vorechad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He built his stronghold on a volcano that was the holy site of serpentine volcano outergod as evident by the sacrifice machete, ancient magma hexes and the Serpent Slayer Spear.

      The snake had the power of the "Taker's Flame" which seems to be some sort absorbing power. Rhykard devised the ultimate blasphemy with it by feeding himself to it and using his inquisitors to feed Eiglay as many people as possible.

      Rhykard is basically Gendo combined with Dagoth Ur. He wants to embody the anti-thesis of the Golden Order and be at the center of a singularity by abusing an outer god's power.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sounds like it would make for a good story seeing him find the serpent, build the manor, lose his faith, and finally feed himself to it.
        A GoT style ER prequel would make for a good show in my opinion, not even kidding. Theres so much we don't get to see get set up and built up to the shattering. For example:
        >Radagon fighting and falling for renalla
        >everything about Godwyn as a character
        >Ranni finding out she's being groomed to be the new beast host and plotting a way out
        >Rahdahn learning gravity magic and stopping the stars
        >Godrick learning to graft and being singled out as the weakest
        >Morggot rising to power pre or post shattering
        >the war with the giants
        There's just a lot of lore that we don't get see. I'd watch it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have a mom and dad
      >life is good, future looks great
      >dad leaves
      >raised by mom
      >does absolute stupid shit to himself that is irreversible
      lmao

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do normies cling to such cringe quotations from pop culture phenomenas?
    You'd hear fricking nothing but "TOGETHAAA" even when the boss is such a fricking pushover, has no buildup whatsoever, the fight just happens out of nowhere after running few monotonous errands and the voice is annoying if anything, not something truly epic like anything from Lord of the Rings.

    It's like watching collective brainrot from the sidelines, I despise what humans are becoming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the voice acting was just jarringly bad which stuck in peoples heads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I thought it was pretty good for a scab-face trying to talk without a throat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People remember it because it's shitty in a funny way, you moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fight just happens out of nowhere after running few monotonous errands
      she literally keeps telling you it's gonna happen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand what buildup means, brainlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry there's no epic cutscene bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do quest
          >tanith tells you about the manor and rykard
          >do another quest
          >tanith tells you more about rykard and says one day you'll be granted an audience with him as well
          >do another quest
          >if you want to meet him now talk to me and you'll see him
          Wow, that sure came out of nowhere.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that's not buildup to an epic 60ft tall snake monster with bony arms and a face wielding a sword made out of blood vessels it pulls out of its throat
            There's no looming sense of dread whatsoever, you go into the room and "oh, I guess this is that guy" "oh, and they also give me a weapon to easily defeat this already underwhelming foe"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And that's not buildup to an epic 60ft tall snake monster with bony arms and a face wielding a sword made out of blood vessels it pulls out of its throat
              There's a guy at the end of the hallway when you arrive who tells you about Rykard, the serpent that devoured him, and the weapon, he's very hard to miss as he's a phantom who glows.
              This isn't even mentioning the big snake girl who accidentally reveals herself and the legacy dungeon she hints about that is littered with big snake people just like her.
              This would be like rushing through Raya Lucaria and thinking Rennala wasn't built-up to at all despite there being a bunch of paintings of her hanging on the walls, one of which including her staff, and a portal that takes you to a giant turtle that explains her backstory.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >running errands
      I got eaten by an iron maiden and found him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUUUU WILL JOIN DA ZERPANT KYNG AS FAMILEEEEEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring is a normie/reddit game
      deal with it Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOGETHAAAAA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron thinks he’s better than average people because he can’t into memorable lines
      These jokes write themselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, but "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL" is a million times better line than anything said by Redditkard, the whole climb into the top of the castle is a massive buildup to this incredible moment
        In a similar vein, Godfrey and having to face his light aberration, then you eventually get to him, it's a tough fight, and at half health, it becomes even greater

        You simply have no taste or understanding what makes something great, keep eating shit, Black person.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but you are a massive autist, pull the stick out of your ass. Your opinions are arbitrary gibberish. The kind of thing a nu-Ganker schizo would spam 1000 times for no reason.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sorry, but "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL" is a million times better line than anything said by Redditkard
          True. I've also memorized Jerren's speech during the Radahn intro cutscene.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BEAR WITNESS
          would have alot more weight to it if he wasn't canonically a fricking dumb jobber that literally nobody respects at all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            His delusions of grandeur is what makes it awesome, and the "dragon" whose power he lends, is merely a wyvern, furthering the downfall of his status

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He felt kinship to that "dragon" for that reason. Good stuff.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's a fair point I guess lol
              I really wish the grafted dragon fist was a stronger weapon. It's cool and all, I've done DC run where it was one of my mains, and it's actually super cute, the lil guy has wings and a tail and everything, but it's just a pretty bad weapon all things considered. It's decent against large enemies I guess, but so is pleanty of other things that are also good against normal mobs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BEAR WITNESS
          would have alot more weight to it if he wasn't canonically a fricking dumb jobber that literally nobody respects at all

          >Is the weakest and most pathetic of the demigod children.
          >Has the most memorable dialogue and the best music.
          What did Miyazaki mean by this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon believe it or not
      But some people don't hate fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon discovers internet NPCs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      report to the ship as soon as possible
      we'll bang ok? XDDDD
      im commander shepard and this is my favourite store on the citadel
      HEY, EVERYONE, THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell fricking yeah bro! One thing, I hate snakes. Can you just like, not be one?

    ?si=BBDFUKPDNgsuM8sO

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo is that an apostle from berserk?? dude this is epic

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the Demigods, I think he actually had the best overall plan.
    Until everything became snakes. Oh well.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His plan was literally just scalie Frenzied Flame.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, its TOGEEETHA, WE WILL DEVOUH THE VEERHWY GAAAHDS

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm today i will allow myself to be devoured by a snake head first

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But did Zanzibart forgive him, in the end?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope you frickers still have your Dancer's Camenets and kept Patches and Tanith alive due to Mesmer from the DLC obviously being related in some way to the Volcano Manor.

    Same with Miquella's Unalloyed Needle.

    >imagine missing out on the DLC superboss because you killed Tanith
    Would be extremely based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      patches is somewhere idk where he went after the manor but yeah he's alive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He moves to Shaded Castle after killing Rykard and eventually returns back to Mirkwater Cave in Limgrave where you initially fought him. Gives his unique Patches Squat gesture too. He drops the best looking light armor set in the game if killed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I killed her because I needed her simp's fire breath for my crucible knight cosplay
      I wouldn't have done it otherwise and in my head canon I didn't kill her because I don't kill unarmed people. It's dishonorable. I face every enemy head on and make sure they know I'm about to start attacking them. I never go for backstabs and I bow after every encounter to my fallen foes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said the DLC doesn't alter anything in the base game so I doubt Tanith will have anything new.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best gimmick boss fromsoft has made

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always took it as just him going crazy. since his backstory has him being a pretty big golden order follower Marika destroying the elden ring and the subsequent thousand or so years of endless war made him lose faith the grow desperate.
    Maybe since the snake clearly retains parts of whatever it devours he hoped that by the snake eating a the other gods he would be able to in his own weird way bring unity back to the lands between.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm anon which religion's creation myth includes a tree and a snake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Islam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni gave him a defensive weapon against Maliketh in case he came after him for her plot to steal Destined Death and kill herself, so I think if he was ever a Golden Order faithful he was disillusioned before the Shattering, else he wouldn't have worked with Ranni. I really think the root if his issue, thanks to all the family and 'togetherness' talk, is his parent's divorce, his mom's insanity, and the obvious strife that caused between the Carians and everyone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically all of the demigods were trying to usurp the status quo somehow except for radhan because he fricked malenia so hard he got aids that turned his brain into a smoothie
        No one likes the golden order not even golden order fanboys like the golden order

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even Marika did. The only people I've seen defend the status-quo are the Godwyn-gays.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you equate the Golden Order with the Vatican/Christianity - then this all sounds like a Gnostic fairy-tale. Sprinkle in some Greek esque Titans being over thrown by a new "Olympian" order and add some Arthurian themes, then you got yourself Elden Ring.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant read moonrunes

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the Serpent Hunter not have a cooler moveset, it's literally a fat swordspear why does it work like a normal fat spear frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its unique R2 has absurd amounts of hyper armor so you can poise through basically anything with the right setup.
      It's actually a fairly good PVP weapon because of that, especially since most people don't know about any of that so it's fairly easy to delete homosexuals with a charged R2.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made cabbage, noodles and bacon, and it's tearing me up bros. I have the worst shits right now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn anon sorry about that
      Was it atleast yummy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was decent. I couldn't find beef bacon so I was forced to use turkey bacon unfortunately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what's going on. It's not like it was spicy or anything

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a serpent never dies
    >Dies
    What did he mean by that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you go look at his corpse afterwards it's still squirming and Tannith is eating it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't die, his face is still there and he'll grow back like a worm cut in half
      I mean he dies when you unlock the le rune of le death, but that's everyone, so it doesn't count

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still moving, and Tanith seems to think he can carry on, somehow.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the half serpent fused abomination of a man doesn't give a lengthy and moving speech
    >his voice also sounds off
    Top tier discussion here as always.

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