>Toggle: Invincibility: On?

>Toggle: Invincibility: On / Off

ITS THAT FRICKKING SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When have you seen a Yoshi, that's not literally a newborn take damage?
    not insta die, take damage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi Story you noob

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literal newborns
        >still tank like 6 hits

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >b-but
          shut the frick up noob

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >List something that's not this
            >lists literally this
            Get pwned gaygit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Those are babies.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek not him, but fair enough anon. Woolly World and Crafted World? I'll be disappointing if you've not got some explanation for those

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon but those are arts and crafts materials, not powerful and invincible yoshi flesh

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the elephant Mario flattening Yoshi art.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope I can toggle off that hint flower. It's annoying.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope there's no penalty for using Yoshi. They wouldn't be moronic enough to punish players for picking their favorite, would they?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi is a literal dinosaur and Mario is a human. Do you really expect them to have the same durability?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      excuses, they took the invincibility off Toadette and fricking Bowser in Odyssey didn't have invincibility

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game for toddlers has toddler tier mechanics
    But you, a nintendie, an eternal manchild, will buy it aynway

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can yoshi even use his tongue in this or is he literally just invincible mario with flutter kick and no power ups

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo can't even put a toggle for EXP Share in Pokemon. What makes you think it can put a toggle in this game?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just passed that red Toad isn't a thing. He's THE Toad. Replace yellow or blue ffs.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario
    Luigi
    Peach
    Daisy
    Toad (Color toggle)
    Toadette (Color toggle)
    Yoshi (Color toggle)
    Nabbit
    Rosalina
    Wario
    Waluigi
    Captain Syrup

    I fixed the roster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      replace rosalina with Donkey Kong
      Replace Syrup with Pauline

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Donkey Kong needs to return in a DKC game and Pauline can stay right where she is currently.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, are these drones actually trying to twist game mechanics into lore to use as an excuse for this or are they merely pretending? clearly the devs just didn't have enough time to implement yoshi and nabbit properly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nabbit has always been the baby invincibility character. This was a conscious decision, not one of incompetence, for better or worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were forced to make Yoshi invincible due to mechanics from previous Mario games (SMW, Galaxy 2) as Yoshi is the quintessential invincible companion animal that takes no damage.
        If it were a Louie it would be fair game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just released an interview about how they had NO DEADLINE for the development of this game, they probably made the "easy mode characters" so it's easier to play with people using both types of characters instead of switching something in settings every time you play or someone joins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO DEADLINE
        Huh, that's different from most other first party Switch games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of switching something in settings every time you play or someone joins
        Huh? Have tendies never heard of drop-in multiplayer and player select when joining in? Shit's existed at least since the '80s.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          we are talking about local multiplayer moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember arcade cabinets in the '80s being hooked up to the internet, you double moron gorilla.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        would really have preferred if they just had the option there when you select a character rather than have dedicated babby mode characters that I would have preferred to actually play as normally

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tldr nintendies need invincibility to beat games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AR code to disable invincibility when?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toddler games

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi is going to be the character of choice for speedruns since his invincibility will allow for damage boosting and otherwise impossible jumps.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually you got megaman tier nockback so you can still get killed by making you fall into a pit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks there will be only 1 category

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What part of my post said it'd be the only kind

        he can already flutter jump

        That's what I meant about impossible jumps.

        actually you got megaman tier nockback so you can still get killed by making you fall into a pit

        Frick, nevermind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can already flutter jump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he meant using knockback strategically to extend jump reach.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one ever b***hed about Yoshi being literally invincible in SMW and every game featuring him as a powerup
    >but it's a problem now
    God I hate zoomers so fricking much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barring Yoshi has never been a player character in a Mario platformer before. Yoshi's Story is part of its own series.
      That said, if the knockback can't be broken out of, that'd make Yoshi actually handicapped compared to Mario since getting hit mid-jump means instant death Mega-Man style.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Barring
        Barring SMW2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So when have you seen a yoshi due just like Mario does after taking damage?
        >In yoshi story he just lies down crying, clearly alive
        >he doesn't revive either, you play as another yoshi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario doesn't die, he just, uh... bounces up and falls off the stage.
          And Yoshi sobs unable to move and gets captured.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you are crippled, likely in immense pain, and suffering
            >you are lifted and carried against your will by winged klansmen to a dark secluded tower where god knows what kind of torture and torment awaits
            >all the while a dark and ominous track plays
            Damn Yoshi's Story is dark as frick when you read between the lines.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think they do to captured Yoshi?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mario doesn't die
            >he literally loses a life

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, he loses a guy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A dude

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a baby born literal seconds before the game starts sobs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe that you're actually angry or have any real hate for them. After all, what real stake do you have in this issue? I think you're just seeing a bunch of adults that are collectively disappointed about something in a children's game and now you're just being a contrarian to antagonize them for shits and giggles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be pretty dumb to think Mario World Yoshi is the same as Mario Wonder Yoshi lol

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually going to buy a Switch for this game.
    Baby mode bullshit aside, the visuals are far too busy and derivative of NSMB.
    How disappointing.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when everyone played Super Mario Bros on the NES, no matter how inexperienced they were at video games in general?

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