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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes. A time traveling troony. Cuckman strikes agane.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello black man

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha based druckmann
    keep making those pathetic incels seethe

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda based. Can't wait for the 8 hour video on it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do moronic mongs who work in the gaming industry somehow always conclude that snark, sarcasm and irony is a good way to express oneself to the people who are sustaining your livelihood?
    Is BTFO'ing people you don't like really worth coming across like a bitter jaded old c**t?

    Social media has fricking ruined our species.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you’re taking this shit way too seriously. It’s a funny joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This type of humor stopped being funny around 2010.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >funny

          Yeah, funny.

          >It’s a funny joke.
          it's not even real

          >has to be real to be funny
          You’re better than that, cmon now bud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >funny

          >It’s a funny joke.
          it's not even real

          hes a homosexual but terminator is always based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s a funny joke.
        it's not even real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a funny joke
        The absolute state.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >watches anime
          >thinks they know anything about humor
          Now THIS is funny!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually wonder this too. It's a very western (american) phenomena. These devs shit on their playerbase and insult them on twitter 24/7.
      Japs meanwhile are so incredibly respectful to their japanese audience on public platforms that it's sometimes cringe inducing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. And it's not exclusive to gaming, a lot of western companies in general (that have a social media presence) tend to do it. It's weird because you'd think this shit would negatively affect the company, but 99% of the population just tends to shrug it off as either genuinely funny or a failed attempt at being funny.

        Which is insane, because a company only wants your money. That is literally the only goal. Everything, including your satisfaction, happiness and (in rare cases) humor are nothing but byproducts of that one goal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The way I see it, you’re going to see ads sometimes, that’s just the way life is. Might as well give those ads a bit of humor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but why sign up for it willingly? Why join and actively consume advertisement?
            How dystopian is that shit?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have money and I want to spend it on fun things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blocked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kamiya doesn't block japanese speakers on twitter.
          & it's also a humorous persona, he is super nice irl to his western fans. nicer than the average japanese dev.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people joke
      just shut up you pretentious nigcel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a joke mongoloid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called "OWN DA GAMERZ BY ACTING LIKE AN INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAG FOR EVERYONE TO SEE"
      >see DmC 4
      What were all the other examples of this phenomenon in action?

      yes, I know it's not real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They get paid by BlackRock so it doesnt matter to them if you give them money. It's not about making something that will entertain you chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't get punished for it. That's it. The Destiny 2 developers pull this shit all the time mocking the fanbase about how they will never get the balances they want then cry victim when people push back and then kotaku writes an article about "death threats" and how evil the community is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The death threats thing always activates my almonds since devs love using it as an excuse for their shitty/lazy behavior when in reality it’s just a couple of literal who’s on Twitter typing “kys” in the comments.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't go a day on this site without at least 5 people threatening to kill me. Back during the wild west Xbox 360 days I would get daily death threats too but I knew none of it was valid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't go a day on this site without at least 5 people threatening to kill me
            And what's even the matter? It's not like someone knows who this "anonymous" guy even is, they may even be speaking with someone else entirely at that point.
            Plus, if you're a literal subnormal who goes here to shit on the people on Ganker it's pretty normal people will pushback on you, don't be a literal scum steaming pile of garbage and people won't feel inclined to insult you, you fricking baboon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be popular person on social network
      >inevitably amass a cadre of people sucking your dick off for everything you do
      >come to believe the opinions of the small community around you reflect the opinions of the general population
      >feel you can do no wrong because no matter what you do the community always celebrates it
      >feel entitled to mock those that do express dissatisfaction because they are perceptually to you an insignificant minority and there must be something deeply wrong with them because EVERYONE loves you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In other words, surrounding yourself with “yes men” leads to stagnation when it comes to one’s own personal development. We need people being critical of our faults to improve, or at least we need to be critical of ourselves to an extent if the people around us arent. Drunkmann has bought into his own hype. It’s over for him. Once he gets humbled he’ll just move on from video games altogether and try and work on some shitty netflix adaptation or whatever seeing as how he wanted to be in hollywood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude, it's not even a real tweet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      druckmann seems to truly believe the people who disliked tlou2 are all misogynistic neonazis and glorifying his muscle mass of a creation will get him the last laugh in an imaginary battle the progressives and the alt right, when in reality he is just a pretentious writer who makes shitty movie "games" and rips off George Romero because Hollywood wouldn't take him seriously

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the people who disliked tlou2 are all misogynistic neonazis
        they weren't?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I'll humor you.
          A shit game is a shit game, political alignment ain't got jack shit to do with it. Druckmann is a hack so bad that ND's actually talented writer jumped fricking ship which meant the dipshit thought he'd create his magnum opus.

          I don't know much about The Last of Us, but it was almost universally priased, where as 2 is far more divisive because the writing was fricked.

          Joel coming back was pointless and only served to set up Druck's waifu as a target for what he believed to be the most emotionally impactful tale of revenge ever put into a piece of media.

          This is a man who makes you shoot a fricking dog so you can see 6 hours later the dog with his waifu being happy and playful as though calling you the bad guy for killing Abby's dog specifically.

          This is the key flaw of all of TLOU2, nothing matters EXCEPT Abby and anyone tied to her. You can kill 1000 men, women and children and so long as Abby didn't drink in a bar with them once their lives are expendable. The butthole tried to do a Spec Ops The Line without comprehending how that moment even worked narratively. And then to top of it, as though to spare his sacred lamb he made a self-insert to have sex with, Ellie suddenly literally at the very last second decides to spare her and loses her goddamn fingers for it. That is not the actions of any character that far progressed into their revenge arc, at that point she has given up literally everything she could've possibly had, that is the part where you pull the fricking trigger and then pull it on yourself. If there is a TLOU 3, the only rational place for Ellie to be is hanging from a goddamn noose and considering the type of person Druckmann is, he'd probably due it somewhere Abby could see and make a Marvel movie quip about.

          Bad writing is bad writing, and the fact that TLOU2 isn't nearly as revered as the original should speak fricking volumes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the lol at the end and it becomes funny. People need to stick to their sarcasm instead of undermining it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he says this in jest but it would make his game's story actually interesting

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fricking christ why is there two threads of you people pretending this is a real tweet, you are pretending right? It's not even in the right font.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brown Ganker is not very smart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      slavbrains are literally feed with propaganda 24/7 they really think every twitter poster and everything they see on the internet is real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love albinaurics

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like to watch black men frick white women.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >subversive israelite doubles down
    Water is also wet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's not a real tweet, Cuckmann doesn't have the sense of humor or self-awareness to do tweet something as based as this

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the link to that tweet, I wanna show this to a TLOU2 fanboy that got mad at me for thinking the game has a shitty story (he's also an Abby fanboy that wants her in Super Smash Bros)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that wants her in Super Smash Bros)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds getting mad at a fake tweet episode
    eat grass holy shit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is seething off the charts
    absolutely fricking basedmann

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh subversive joos!!!
    He's the ultimate brainlet normalgay who thinks feminism good for basic b***h reasons and thinks he's an intellectual for writing like Shyamalan

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha wouldn’t it be hilarious if Abby kills Joel before he meets Ellie?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker seethe so much over neil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Neil is a pretentious israelite with an ego, who wants to be the next Kojima. That makes him a good source of humor and cringe.

      But at the same time, very few people can say they got to shit out their own multi-million dollar, mediocre vanity project at the expense of a million wagecucks, and get away it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Last of Us Part II. The themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical psychology most of the scenes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ellie's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they're not just miserable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Last of Us Part II truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the anguish in Ellie's existential catchphrase "Bigot Sandwich," which itself is a cryptic reference to the LGBTQ movement to give them equal rights. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Neil Druckmann's genius wit unfolds itself on their Playstation 4. What fools.. how I pity them.

    And yes, by the way, i DO have an Abby tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are this homosexual and ryan johnson like this? You're not funny. It won't change your doghist works.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anons itt are actually getting mad over this
    Druckmann and his games are pretentious shit, but you guys are even more pathetic.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite scene?
    For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug3xo91vrz0

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG BLUE CHECKMARK MAN MAKE POST IN TWITTER SO HECKIN EPIC

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This tweet looks fake as shit but I'll still never give Cuckmann a single fricking cent.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckman and Rian Johnson should never be able to create any Star Wars and video game ever

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does TLOU need a remake?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TLoU 2 damaged the brand so badly that Snoy needs to double back and remake the first game in order to trick fans into liking the series again and have a reliable consoomer base for the inevitable TLoU 3.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TLOU2 sold 10+ million copies and was profitable day one. Find a new slant b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How much of the 10 million came from day 1 sales? How much came from discounted sales?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            10 mil is 10 mil. They made a profit day one. Everything after is more millions in their pockets.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >f-fallout 76 sold enough, so what, it went on heavy discounts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We’re talking about TLOU2 bro. A lot of Gankerirgins like to spread the misinformation that Sony/Naughty Dog lost money on TLOU2, and that it was a failure. I’m here to bust that myth, because it’s baseless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Neil

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BTFO
                leave the thread with some dignity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Neil

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally made a profit from the shitty microtransactions, which is why it's still going today

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How much of the 10 million came from day 1 sales? How much came from discounted sales?

        >f-fallout 76 sold enough, so what, it went on heavy discounts

        Ok Neil

        Ok Neil

        It’s a failure because I said so!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well let's think about it
          >Nearly every let's player/streamer/e-celeb hated it
          >Everybody else hated it
          >Shattered it's fanbase into a million camps
          >Pissed off the fanbases of nearly every other game that came out in 2020, big and small (Ghost of Tushima owes a decent amount of it's success to tlou2)
          >Sony/Naughty Dog's handling of the leaks made them look like morons
          >Most of the people who liked it are still butthurt to this day about nobody else liking it.

          Even if it wasn't financially a failure (considering it hasn't passed the first game in lifetime sales yet, it was), It was still a failure.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you guys forgive Druvkmann if it came to light he was the one commissioning/creating all those Sarah SFMs?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    okay but that doesn't really do anything as that act is never referenced in TLOU2 isn't it?
    would probably make new people to the series hate abby more truthfully and make the "revenge bad" shit story feel 10x worse than it already is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% positive he's just taking the piss out of FF7R.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >post tlou2
    >things slightly better for humankind
    >ellie offers blood samples amongst other bodily fluids for research
    >there is some hope for a vaccine
    >someone time travels back and changes future
    >only abby and a few scientist nerds notices their surroundings have changed for the worst
    >abbys dad is alive in new future
    >humanity is down to a hundred or so survivors
    >scientist nerds through being total nerds figure out someone time travelled and changed the future
    >abby figures out linchpin moment
    >sarah lived in the new future
    >results in joel never delivering ellie to firefly therefore never saved ellie
    >abby is sent back in time
    >does the same t-1000 standing up pose post time travel because she is pretty rip afterall
    >abby investigates surroundings to try to find out who wanted sarah to live
    >conflicted about killing sarah because she is a kid but also because it will result in joel killing her dad
    >the moment comes and abby gets into fisticuffs with unknown time traveller
    >abby lets sarah die not after being super conflicted about it
    >unknown time traveller escapes (allows for another sequel)
    >next scene is abby finding the fireflys and speaks to her dad
    >dad can instantly tell something is familiar about her
    >abby confesses she is future abby
    >a lot of tropes are ticked off for a emotional gut punch
    >dad accepts his fate happily
    >fast forward to new future around the start of tlou2
    >abbys crew captures joel
    >screen pans over to golf clubs to shock the audience another time
    >new future abby forgives joel for killing her dad
    Thus the cycle of revenge has ended.... for now and more importantly joel lives.
    No need to thank me druckmann.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah thread

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay.
    A shame too, it would have been actually funny if he said that.

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