Tomb Raider

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when there's no TR thread in the catalog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could always make one whenever you like, buddy
      you don't have to wait for me to make one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's always /vr/, friend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am wondering if we should migrate these threads to /vr/ but i'm not familiar with the people on that board
        i don't want the atmosphere of the threads to change

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can we still LAUpost on /vr/?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can post whatever you like buddy, but like i said, i don't know if the people on /vr/ are different to the ones on Ganker so the atmosphere of the thread may change

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001 and earlier, and official game titles for those platforms released no later than December 2007

              Looks like we can talk about Legend and Anni, but not Underworld

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001
                i'm... old?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I sometimes forget how short the 8th gen was. It started in 1999 with the Dreamcast but it ended in 2005 with the launch of the Xbox 360. The original Xbox was only on store shelves for 4 years, which is super short by today's standards, and it's because the thing was way too expensive to produce and was not selling well. That means that the Xbox 360 is going to be retro soon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the thing was way too expensive to produce
                It was actually the contrary up until nVidia fricked Microsoft with a die shrink charging more for the revised chips

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I sometimes forget how short the 8th gen was
                the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really love how this picture not only captures the essence of AoD Lara, also the lighting style of the game itself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hope it does, because the guy that made it (and this) was in charge of lara's in-game model for this remaster

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you thanked the Poles today for their contribution?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really wish poles and Russians would cooperate more IRL like with this remastered

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes i have, because i like poles and i'm tired of everybody pretending that they're bad people

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and i'm tired of everybody pretending that they're bad people
                What have we done this time around?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not this time specifically but people always shit talk poles and i really don't like it because they never give a reason why

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are either a) Russian shitposters, b) thirdies and MAGA idiots who know nothing about geopolitics, think Putin is based and don't understand why Poland REALLY doesn't like Russia.
                In other words, it's Ganker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're just idiots, i know
                love my polebros

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xbox and GC sure, but PS2 lasted twice as long in usa, games hitting stores in 2012, mostly niche stuff.

                Xbox pulled out hard making any og xbox game dead as frick. If 360 hit in 2006 with the others, we would have gotten metal wolf chaos.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                would the jannies try to get you banned for talking about underworld then, do you think?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              /vr/ people are better. they are more chill and aren't angry and contrarian

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that so? hmm
                now i'm wondering if tomb raider fans on Ganker will get confused as to why the threads aren't being made anymore (because they're on /vr/)

                i'm kinda lacking in medpacks though, i've sacrificed them for saves. just 3 small ones and like 6 big ones. maybe i should save more and get hit less

                yeah, use a few more of your saves and use slightly fewer medpacks so it balances out
                that's what i would do, anyway

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i am wondering if we should migrate these threads to /vg/ but i'm
          Ftfy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is /vg/ any better than /vr/ in terms of post quality?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it allows for more organized threads overall and the inclusion of helpful pastas

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why's that? can't we do that on Ganker?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's always /vr/
        that is a shit board run by a troony tendie for tendies its not for retro or games its SHIT and consists of walls of zelda and tendie spam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw you see a horse but it's a female.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone got their cheevos, never cared about them, and/or is waiting for the never ever patch. it's over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        woa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone got their cheevos
        in 3 weeks? I'm just now starting TR2 ng+

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this sounds like the laments of a job-haver
          i only need TR3 ng+s which i haven't done because i simply don't feel like playing TR3 again so soon and everything else i have left is unobtainable achievements, though i have savegames that 'should' award them once i finish the level again after the patch. and All Hallows which is a really short level anyway

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're the exception. admitedly I played other games last week for a change but still, you must have no-life'd the shit out of it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah
              i was unironically doing nothing but playing TRLEs a good month before the remasters came out because i needed some fricking tomb raider in my veins and after i complete TR3's ng+ i'm going to replay TR4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, there's at least five unobtainable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all hallows
          got my 60 secrets then used cheat engine to force the level to load
          >everything else
          did the criteria, then SAM'd it in

          not gonna wait for subpar developers to finish beta testing their product. simple as.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they were 4. what's the fifth?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the one for getting all the achievements

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah ok, I'm on xbox

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone got their cheevos
        not even close it's gonna take me 200 hours+. so far i did tr1 speedrun and tr2 normal completion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is she ok?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's a livestream by everybody's favourite company

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1k visits after seven hours
      They reallocated don't want to advertise this, do they?
      Also, is that a man or woman?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, is that a man or woman?
        i've been trying to figure that out myself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reallocated
        *really

        >Also, is that a man or woman?
        i've been trying to figure that out myself

        I will just pretend she's a chick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i seriously cannot tell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why crystal dynamic take credit when they didn't make the remaster

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Politics of power

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lara is doing a big think

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This puzzle was so wild.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the wackiness of it stands out to me
        just everything about atlantis in general is so sudden and unexpected

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its my favorite level in that one but you have to wonder, since Lara is so sexualized in the originals, what some of the creatives were thinking about when making the female skinless, exposed guts ET version

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >since Lara is so sexualized in the originals
            She isn't beyond promo material.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's definitely not sexualized in the game. now it's time to get out of these wet clothes, haha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how long the kids waited for her to get out of those wet clothes the first time they played

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have sex

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Female video game character is attractive
            >She's sexualized
            Attractive women exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got softlocked doing this shit and had to replay the whole level.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just walk back to the entrance of the room and jump on the slope you slid in on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS"

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with lara

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably an unpopular opinion but I don't like how her face was made for the remastered model, something is off. I'd rather like to see her fmv model from original games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        her face doesn't look as wide in the remaster as it does in the original FMVs, but other than that, it's near perfect and i can't really find any flaws with it
        maybe the overall size of her head isn't pixel perfect?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's the opposite, her jaw is a bit to wide, and her hair too big. Her face needs to be more narrow and chin should be broader.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, she looks different in terms of shape and with somewhat different colour tones on top of that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her eyes are more horizontal now, angle them up and it's a close match. She's lost her mischievous eyes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's probably an unpopular opinion but I don't like how her face was made for the remastered model, something is off.
        While I don't dislike the model, I do feel the same way about her face looking a bit off at certain angles. Probably has something to do with how smooth/round it is.
        I think I would have preferred if they modeled her face a bit more after her AoD design. That's the look I've always associated with "hi-res classic Lara".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's downright ugly/uncanny in the remaster and I figured out exactly why. it's the big round head with the flat face. also her exaggerated characteristics make her look like a middle aged woman that has had cosmetic surguries. with those lips and eyebrows and cheekbones she looks like a Bogdanoff sister. I can not unsee this anymore.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oooooohh winston! step inside this freezer would you? no no! i'm not going to lock you inside!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hee hee

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing normal tomb raider 3 with crystals, i am done with india and nevada and halfway through south pacific, and i've saved up 17 of the crystals, will i be ok? this is my second time playing through the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you got that far and have that many crystals saved, you're pretty much golden

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm kinda lacking in medpacks though, i've sacrificed them for saves. just 3 small ones and like 6 big ones. maybe i should save more and get hit less

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SP is hard on medpacks but london will have many crystals.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish tomb raider was more popular with US fans so i wouldn't have to monitor the threads as often

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about i get yours

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    caramelldansen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of more webms in this ITT thread is concerning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        got you, king

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok I'm a babby who played TR2 for the first time recently and struggled in Venice until finding that you can just swim under the door to skip this whole gimmick
          I couldn't drive the boat all the way up the second ramp. Is there a turbo button or something? and I couldn't find how/where to get rid of the sea mines.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, there is a turbo button - you have to use it to get up the ramp
            you're also meant to use the second boat to destroy the sea mines by driving it into them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hold the action button down

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 maybe 8

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      alternating between 1, 3 and 5 nonstop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? that's not good, buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4,5,7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do the comic books compare to the games?
      is lara's personality spot-on? are they worth reading?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lara forms a relationship with the chick from Witchblade.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...what sort of relationship?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Completely platonic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that sounds neat, but how do the comics actually compare to the games? are they faithful or?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Lara in the comicbooks is very similar to her LAU portrayal (I wouldn't be surprised if LAU Lara was inspired bh the comics), with a bit of Batman thrown in for a good measure. The comicbooks are cheesy, but pulpy fun and they don't pretend otherwise. I'd say it's better than 90% of modern day capeshit comics.
                And I am amazed about all the creative ways the writing team keeps finding to get Lara naked at least once per story arc.
                Also, bump.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And I am amazed about all the creative ways the writing team keeps finding to get Lara naked at least once per story arc.
                you can't just say something like that and not give us any examples

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh you're just gonna post a picture, okay
                i thought you were gonna just give some verbal examples

                are there any other comic books worth reading right now?
                i never got into them and seeing that sales comparison picture kind of made me feel upset about the entire industry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh you're just gonna post a picture, okay
                i thought you were gonna just give some verbal examples
                Yeah, I'm funny that way.
                Also, don't bother with modern day DC/Marvel capeshit, they suck. From what I'm hearing Image Comics is having decent enough releases, but outside of TMNT (it's alright), I haven't read much of it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, i don't think i'll start reading comics because i'm not that interested in superhero stuff and all the rest of that - i'd rather read a good non-fiction book
                if i haven't gotten into comic books by now, i probably never will (sorry)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah, i don't think i'll start reading comics because i'm not that interested in superhero stuff
                What an American post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                aren't most foreign comics like the french ones about weird interesting premises and not about politics in tights.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're about anything, comics are a medium, like film.

                A lot of them seem to involve attractive women being naked though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what else is there apart from superhero/supernatural stuff?
                talking american comic books

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's why I said American post, for some reason Americans decided their comics would be about superheroes and nothing else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, i see
                i know there used to be a lot of american pulp magazines prior to the 1980s that were about adventure and mystery and all that kind of stuff but those seem to have disappeared as manga took the lead in popularity

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                donald duck, calvin and hobbes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn this looks beautiful. As a kid I only read ugly Donald Duck comics without much visual flair aside from Don Rosa and Carl Barks kino.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly
                These were pure sovl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not the one I made up in my head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do the comic books compare to the games?
      is lara's personality spot-on? are they worth reading?

      I read the comics some years ago, they were a lot of fun and generally had nice artwork peppered with fanservice. Binged the whole series from some archive website that had scans of all of them. They're worth a read.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you cheat with photo mode to scout levels? be honest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      totally and it has kinda ruined other games for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, and I unbound the key so I'm not tempted to.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this pic always reminds me of the opening cutscene from TR1 where lara cuts the rope when she's hanging above that giant door in peru
      i watched a video and some guy asked "why did she cut it? why didn't she just let go?" and i burst out laughing
      my headcanon is that lara quickly felt like practicing her throat-slitting on the rope before dropping down

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause cutting it is badass and shows she’s got a knife, and by cutting it no one else can use it. Or something. It would make more sense if she was attached with a climbing harness

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only we knew how good we had it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. Popular opinion has been drifting towards nostalgia to the original series and to a lesser extent the LAU games. So we might get a return to form before too long.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So we might get a return to form before too long.
        i really hope so, buddy
        that's a major reason why i (and one other anon, bless him) have been making these threads every day

        i want a return to beauty, to challenge, to excellence, to normalcy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This image should be cozy and cute, but I can't help but feel like it takes place in Tommy Tallerico's house because of the sarcofegus.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because of the sarcofegus
            wat?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has an egypt themed room in his mansion and a life sized statue of Lara

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, that's random
                how do you like this image instead?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perfection of the highest order.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                New fetish unlocked. If you go to alternate dimension and bang yourself is that incest?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, it's just homosexuality or lesbianism, depending on your gender

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just masturbation

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has an egypt themed room in his mansion and a life sized statue of Lara

            He still has money?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              haha no, he's probably being sued for fraud as we speak. That mansion is for sale.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i want a return to beauty, to challenge, to excellence, to normalcy
          Me too
          Its been too long

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's already happening, buddy, and nothing is going to stop it from returning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because classic Lara is still one of the most iconic video game characters of all time and Nu-Lara never had that kind of staying power.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest, TR1 Lara looks like an awkward maths teacher, 2-3 looks like an almighty goddess and 4-5 looks like an Eastern European bawd

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have very fine lines separating your tastes, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be honest, TR1 Lara looks like an awkward maths teacher, 2-3 looks like an almighty goddess and 4-5 looks like an Eastern European bawd

        if this is what an awkward maths teacher looks like, then sign me up to that class

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Good morning kids! Today we'll be practicing the multiplication tables! Does anyone know what 8 times 7 is?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw i'm an adult in a kid's math class
            i'm not even embarrassed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fiftyhorse

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she WILL return

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And when she does remember she is MINE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh buddy, I think you're gonna have to fight an army of dedicated fans to get her, lol
        like the end of that one jet li movie where he fights a legion of prisoners in that alien prison or whatever its supposed to be

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >like the end of that one jet li movie where he fights a legion of prisoners in that alien prison or whatever its supposed to be

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no fricking way this is a coincidence

    1/2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2

      >old enough to have played tomb raider, but doesn't know what typical stretching looks like
      worrying, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was just memeing, buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2

      Lara was gigachad before gigachad was a thing

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Lost Artifact. Loved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mine level was kino.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the underwater levels of TR2 and started the snow one, hopefully the game gets better from here on as some anons said in one of the previous threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMO the pace picks up again after the snowmobile section in tibet
      when you reach barkhang monastery and the levels after that, the ones where you have solid ground beneath your feet, are classic tomb raider kino and the temple of xian is the kino cherry on top

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when your favorite vidya character awkened your ryona fetish
    I really shouldn't have played these games when i was 10-14

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Lara, Prisoner 849 from Unreal and Amazon from Blade of Darkness.
      Don't judge me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chun li and ling xiayou

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegita nooooooooo

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tomb raider? more like womb raider

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it! Finished the first one. Which apparently only 12% of buyers did?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >335 saves
      Jesus. But congrats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At one point I started to save almost before every jump. Only let up a bit towards the end when I felt familiar enough to not constantly frick it up and die.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't beat the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me feel like a Chad for doing it in 160

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same happens for most Steam games. Rich first worlders buying hundreds of games just to hardly touch them lmao. I've made it a goal to always beat every game I buy and have bought

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations.
      TR1 was the easy one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice job, buddy!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG well done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >secrets
      >13/45
      >335 saves

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabatu remakes are still the best.
    Actual exploration in Tomb Raider, what a concept.
    Tomb Raider 3 haters don't even try. You get filtered, pic related.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's gigantic. you do get to use sprint for these, right? right? is sabatu the most renowned TR level creator or is he the tip of the iceberg?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No need for sprinting as these levels are densely packed.
        So far TRLE levels of other creators have been very simple and I lost hope. But this shit is what I want from TR. A fricking puzzle platformer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          aren't there ridiculously crazy TRLE levels made to be as difficult as possible?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but those are mostly about kaizo traps (which sabatu also does).
            But STR1/2 is so much more about exploration

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              what about that mists of avalon level? isn't that meant to be amazing?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like the first part where you explore the anniversary home. It's very comfy. First cave section is atmospheric.
                But overall it's not challenging.
                I'm annoyed that the climbing additions introduced in the first minutes barely get used later. They could do so much with it.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they remaster TR IV-VI next?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that Embracer has sold Aspyr/Saber, the chances are very slim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that Embracer has sold Aspyr/Saber, the chances are very slim.

      what would you like to see in the remaster for 4 and 5?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just keep it the way it is, just bump the graphics. In terms of TR5, fix all the bugs and halfassed assets.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldn't want to change anything at all in 4?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe rope mechsnics and vehicle controls, I guess. The rest, like the obtuse puzzles, would require too much interference.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the obtuse puzzles
              if it were up to you to fix them, how would you go about it?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I got to the sunken ship in TR2 and this game is just not good
    I really liked TR1 (Peru and Greece were amazing, Atlantis was alright and Egypt was meh) and I really have no idea how they messed up the sequel this bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets better once you hit Tibet and China.
      Although, Maria Doria is kino, I dunno why everybody hates this section.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and China
        mfw trying to grab the dagger of xian for the first time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dunno why everybody hates this section.
        a lot of people dislike water levels in vidya, plus the level is generally dark and dreary, which does not make for an aesthetically appealing level

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's spoopy and that's where the fun comes from.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of people don't like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        water spooky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          40 fathoms starting you underwater with sharks and barracuda's swimming around scared the shit outta me as a kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't like Venice?
      TR2 gets better with Tibet, but it does struggle with samey environments. Not nearly as bad as TR4 though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Venice was very nice visually and the Great Wall was a cool and unexpected first level, but I really wish they they didn't go balls to the walls with sprawling levels where you have to look every nook and cranny for keys and switches, my favorite levels in TR1 were the ones that were mostly linear or at least made it very clear what items you were gonna have to collect (Folly, Obelisk etc)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I'm playing through TR2 for the first time. The scale of the levels are impressive, but every level just dumps you at the start with no clear goal and it's getting annoying. You basically wander around aimlessly until you find the right ledge to climb. Also the placement of switches and levers makes no fricking sense whatsoever, it's insane. How the frick is a switch that's embedded in some random rocky cave supposed to trigger opening a door thats inside the ship? The ship is also capsised, so am I supposed to believe an engineer swam down there and layed wires/pulleys inside the fricking cave wall to connect to a random door on the ship? It's so fricking stupid. I'm also sick of the modern environments and shooting italians. When do I start exploring tombs again? Isn't that the whole point of the game?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            after the ship levels you go back to more traditional settings, with caves and temples and shit. but they too are marred by moronic enemy placement and complicated level design. I've been saying this for years, only TR1 got it right. I love the sequels for the memories and nostalgia but man do they feel like work half the time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the sprawling and multiple item approach I just think the first two areas of tomb raider 2 are aesthetically disgusting

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Nexus has an arms race which modder makes a better nude mod for Lara.
    I swear, there are like 4 of them already and they keep coming.
    Or cooming, I guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they all variations of the same model.
      The "standard" nude mod was updated to incorporate the "superior" mod's model, for instance.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's my tr3 remake, sabatu?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the levels

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 big levels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soon tm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw he's doing tr4 first

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought you were joking

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          :^)
          Wish it was tr3..

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this music is bringing back some very specific vibes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried the TR1 gold he released recently?
      >Sabatu's Tomb Raider 1 Gold - The Atlantean Armor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the last level is home sweet home but instead of bartoli's goons, there are dozens of atlanteans
        >there are multiple atlantean t-rexes
        >and a giant legless atlantean boss at the end

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizz status: Lud's Gate.
    I admire her inhuman patience.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraidertrilogyremastered/mods/263
    Modders are going to have so much fun with this game.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all the comicbook readers.
    Remember, the butler did it.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, unfinished business is some bullshit. Do the remasters have music triggers patched in like the fan patches?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i learn something new every day

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS THE PATCH TAKING SO LONG
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A SAVE SCUMMING prostitute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that image should be ten times worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im so her 80 saves deep in tr1 and i like it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no muscle MILF Lara

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to massage MILF Lara's feet

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm not sure where I got my files but Laras passport has Japanese in it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind, checked the remaster it's not Japanese it's just really crushed up numbers on the bottom of the right load page.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bruh

          To be fair, these barely look like numbers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow, they changed the unfinished business level order.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            for me, it's

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Remaster will be some people's first exposure to the real Tomb Raider franchise
    >they will never experience it during the Y2K era when people were obsessed with a nude cheat code

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they will never experience it when it was the biggest cultural phenomenon in the world
      yeah...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest cultural phenomenon in the world at the time was pokemon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sex with misty wet bathing suit

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    time for sweet sleep
    reminder to bump the thread every so often, buddies
    love you all

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im burned out, sorry larabros

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say, I miss the jumps and flips and stuff that you could do in the pre-boot games. I don't really like the reboot series— both in gameplay or art style. Lara doesn't even have her dual pistols.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Uncharted is a better Lara Croft game than the reboot. At least you still have interesting movement options.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melonie <3

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill <3

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lara <3

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on this video which I promise I didn't make?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      real life lara croft is Rhona Mitra and the other models that they specifically used throughout the games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wanna hear something funny? "mitra" means womb in greek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rhona Mitra doesn't look like Lara Croft. Not even the right race.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally an official Lara model
          >doesn't look like Lara Croft
          What did this faceblind Black mean by this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lara Croft's appearance is determined by the games and possibly the concept art, not by whatever muttoid got hired by marketing to do promos.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              During the early days Eidos tried to push Lara Croft as a real person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is real

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              hey full moron, they used the models as reference for designing the character, also for motion capture AND voice acting

              just give up, you're showing a lower IQ each time you post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lara was designed before any shitskin model was hired you moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was originally supposed to be officially latina. And even after they decided to make her british, she is still racially ambiguous, sometimes she looks asian, sometimes latina

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >racially ambiguous
                frick that pc non-term
                she is literally as brit as posh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                old lara never really looked fully white. Nu Lara is whiter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her model was made when they switched to her British origin already, Laura Cruz was only in concept-art.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a leotard? What a travesty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very cute, anon

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sabatu bros, how in the frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't think there's anything there. Couldn't find a way there. Maybe just a random pickup. I found all the secrets elsewhere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like maybe it's approached from the front.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the patch waiting room? And are we circle jerking to pics of Lara together in it?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, did any of you ever see Lara as a sexual thing back in the days, for those who played the games as kids?

    Because some of the discussion about her being sexy and stuff makes me realize that I personally kinda never saw her that way.

    Like, I knew she was sexy, I knew that all the guys wanted to see her naked and whatnot, but personally I always just saw her as being "me", in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well the ridiculously big boobs on her model had all the teen kids slobbering over her, maybe you weren't just at that age yet, and there was a lot of magazine promotion of her in underwear and lingerie poses, maybe you never came across those either

      hearing how many female fans that played the originals and play the retro games these days on youtube and twitch, that grew up idolizing lara, and completely missed the sexual part of her as well, only the adventurous, athletic and courageous aspects of her, goes along your interpretation of her from what i understand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and she is the reason I like big boobies, I also wanted to be her, and I wanted big boobies. No longer do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I self-inserted as her, she's the reason I transitioned

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well the ridiculously big boobs on her model had all the teen kids slobbering over her, maybe you weren't just at that age yet, and there was a lot of magazine promotion of her in underwear and lingerie poses, maybe you never came across those either

      hearing how many female fans that played the originals and play the retro games these days on youtube and twitch, that grew up idolizing lara, and completely missed the sexual part of her as well, only the adventurous, athletic and courageous aspects of her, goes along your interpretation of her from what i understand

      I absolutely never saw her sexualy and I was frickin 15 when the game released. I never got and will never get the appeal. she was a blocky mess in-game and barely presentable in FMVs. the ads and magazine covers with that awful 90s CGI were embarassing too, even for the time.
      I mean I could see the sexiness of the chick from Pandemonium 2 but Lara just did nothing for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a permanent boner playing this game and it would keep me up at night

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CD Let's Play on youtube
    >oh I wonder if they are gonna stream today
    >check their twitch
    >the stream was from 11 days ago
    >still no part 2
    lol they could at least try

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Antartica is really fun. It's been a while since I had as much fun as exploring 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It stops being fun when you enter the mines.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh my

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      composite reshade?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        vhs pro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          vr anon?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            <3

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks so good in a level that modern graphics can't be

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buddies...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, buddy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        did my best to keep it bumped, now I'm off to bed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you so much
          sleep well, buddy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The board is so shit that we have good anons like this desperate to keep threads about actual vidya discussion alive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just par for the course for Ganker nowadays, you can't expect relevant threads on many of the boards since the mods allow it to be like that
            i've adjusted my expectations so when i see a board topic/board name on top of the front page, i just ignore it and assume it's meaningless now

            on a related note - i have some fear that i won't be making these threads anywhere near as often as i'd like oer the next month or two since i'll be busy with work, but i don't want these threads to fade away, and i especially don't wanna disappoint my larabros with a lack of threads
            somebody else might have to start making these threads soon
            i hope that one anon that made a lot of the threads recently is still around

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single hd render of Winston?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that Lara Croft is an aroace and thus part of the LGBTQIA+ community 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't tom cruise play an aeroace in top gun? what are you talking about?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no no, he didnt play an aroace in top gun, Tom cruise played a homosexual in top gun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No she just has sex with women for my entertainment

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Unfinished Business so fricking hard?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you somehow managed to finish TR1 without understanding how enemy AI works or how to properly explore and get proper weapons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What part are you having trouble with?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Hive.

        because you somehow managed to finish TR1 without understanding how enemy AI works or how to properly explore and get proper weapons

        is right that it's mostly the amount of enemies that keep screwing me over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Atlantis portion was set for an expert mode. The Egypt section was an experiment for what would be the style the later expansions followed.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >second half of TRIII's Malibu George
    What the frick were they thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      being manhandled down a river with your kayak and hiking your way back up is kino

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how does new game plus work with unfinished business? Did they add save crystals?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no ng+ in the expansions

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw grew up in the 90's playing a shit ton of TR games
    >was never able to finish any of them

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE FIRST JUNGLE LEVELS IN TR3

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does saving and loading to restore the hypothermia meter work in all versions of tr3? saw it in the gdq run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, they rarely fixed bugs in rereleases for tomb raider save for 4 and 5.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      never mind it doesn't, booo. learned it the hard way :'(

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked tr2 the best as a kid, and just got around to playing it again, and while I love a lot of the maps and new stuff a lot, I forgot how many times this game just spawns enemies in your face or puts annoying hit scanners in an area that is completely unreachable until you swim and climb up on their little island, some of em get like 5 seconds or more free shots at you before you can fight back. One thing I did remember right is how much the harpoon gun and Maria doria suck though, goddamn. I wonder how hard Ng+ would be for tr2, I already beat the first one and that was mostly okay outside of Atlantis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tibet in NG+ gets brutal at times, i.e. the monks always aggro you
      also you are pretty much forced to get all secrets as it's the only way to get medpacks. and you get no heals in home sweet home
      anyway since you can save anytime it's not that awful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I skipped opera house and planning to skip the monastery too. is this a bad idea you think? do I really need every single secret and pickup?

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, do the cheat to get sunglasses and then check the stairwell painting in TR1 Croft manor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t-rex <3

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.trle.net/sc/levelfeatures.php?lid=3601
    >He's not on the sabatu train

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like the difficulty level the games should have been if focus groups and playtesters didn't exist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this a joke? tr3 is ridiculous for first timers, even experienced gamers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how many times did you die during your first playthrough of 3, anon?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there an in-game counter?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              unfortunately not, i don't think
              if you had to guess though?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hundreds. right now i am doing a crystal run and i've saved about 32 times, i'm in rx tech mines with 18 crystals, so it's going well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not difficult once you see past the fantasy of it and realize the movement is consistent

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    our friends over at tombraiderforums can take some pretty good screenshots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a pose? How did they get depth of field?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think it may be a pose that's from the epic games store build
            not sure about the depth of field - same as above, maybe?

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    atmospheric kino

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder how many copies that new FFVII remake sold
    square enix says it's been underwhelming in sales

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE *bang* IS *bang* MY *bang* PATCH *bang*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks.
      Trust the plan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      2 more weeks.
      Trust the plan.

      have faith, anon
      it'll be here soon...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You saw me getting crushed by rocks while the room was being flooded and you think I was dead? I HATE YOU
      Was it autism?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they sure don't make vidya girls like they used to

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the more i think about the angel of darkness, the more i think about the slow but steady dramatisation of video games and the attempt to turn them into movies, which has obviously been a mistake of disastrous proportions
    but the angel of darkness seems to be one of those games that stops just before that boundary

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the more i think about the angel of darkness, the more i think about the slow but steady dramatisation of video games and the attempt to turn them into movies, which has obviously been a mistake of disastrous proportions
      This shit started with Last Revelation, building the entire game around hub levels that the PS1 could barely handle just to tell some shitty story about Lara's sugar daddy and the apocalypse and a fake out cliffhanger while they worked on Tomb Raider PS2.
      Then you had Chronicles straight up ripping off the Matrix. This is why I don't give a shit about the "TR trilogy didn't innovate enough" whiners, at least the trilogy has fun self-contained adventures in levels that get to the point sooner rather than later without all this extra layer of wannabe movie nonsense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it definitely started with the 5th generation of consoles - PS1 games especially
        i'm thinking of games like metal gear solid

        it's frustrating to me that the improvement of graphics has had the unintended consequence of subconsciously forcing developers to make games more realistic to match the gameplay experience to the graphics, and now games are trying to replicate reality, which is the very thing we were trying to get away from by creating games in the first place

        when you give people something new and they enjoy it, you can never take it away from them or else they'll become furious with you, so it'll be interesting to see how companies deal with unsustainable graphical bloat over the coming years

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then you had Chronicles straight up ripping off the Matrix
        TR has alwas refelcted popular culture at the tme tho
        1996 - jurassic park
        1997 - titanic
        1998 - armageddon
        you can see how those movies influenced enemies, level design and or plot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1998 - armageddon
          which part?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            big bad space rock go boom boom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's also influenced by tons of older movies. Neil Gibson, Richard Morton and Phil Campbell were all movie buffs, and a lot of movies they watched inspired levels.
          Wreck of the Maria Doria is inspired by Wreck of the Mary Deare and The Poseidon Adventure, Temple of Xian is inspired by Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Big Trouble in Little China and The Golden Child.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    also daily reminder that lara loves each and every one of you

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millions were filtered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this bit is harder than the south pacific boss himself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately not, i don't think
        if you had to guess though?

        my gf really looks like lara

        she is very petite though smaller boobs, but the hair is the same except darker, eyes and lips are like exactly the same

        should I order her a blue camo pants?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lucky you, buddy!
          you should definitely order those blue camo pants and the london catsuit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She one time dressed up as lara for me but it was a bit cringe, with heels and shit lol

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you on the right

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek yes, i told her it was like a childhood dream and it was very sweet of her but her without knowing tomb raider herself made it look kinda funny, it was hard not to laugh but still

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she doesn't know what tomb raider is? i can sort of see how that would make it funny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes she knows I tried to make her play it but she sucks at like real videogames she only plays zoomer shit on smartphone (shes 18 so yeuah) but the outfit was a bit... improvised. Idk, hot pants and she had like straps/bands on the outside, it just looked off, more like bdsm shit than actual tombr aider .

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more like bdsm shit than actual tombr aider .
                top lel, yeah, i would probably struggle to hold back my laughter too

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah like she had the hotpants right, and the top, but then she wore straps and like bands over it (i dont know the name, but the things you usually put on horses like the straps and bands from saddles) so it just looked a bit off

                if it were just hotpants and a croptop it would have been better I guess

                but it was very sweet of her and i love her very much, i should help her order a legit outfit, or order some pistol holsters or some shit but its a bit cringe to do it just for once i dont have a lara or tomb raider fetish or anything

                okay well we have slipped a bit off the subject

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and the top, but then she wore straps and like bands over it (i dont know the name, but the things you usually put on horses like the straps and bands from saddles) so it just looked a bit off
                holy mother of kek, that is hilarious
                i think you're right about helping her with the outfit but she sounds like a real keeper though, buddy, don't let her get away

                IMO we can wriggle around the subject of the threads quite a bit as these threads are usually slow, but obviously we shouldn't turn the threads into a permanent discussion about other stuff because tomb raider is what brings us together, ultimately

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i think you're right about helping her with the outfit but she sounds like a real keeper though, buddy, don't let her get away

                yeah im keeping this one im lucky

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that guy on the right is literally me except for the killer thighs, the homosexual face and the skinny abs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so... he looks completely different? lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm also wearing nothing but white underpants

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm also wearing nothing but white underpants
                prude

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haha my girlfriend did this too but without the heels. Made a comment while we were innawoods that her shorts and tank top were almost exactly like Lara’s and when we got home she came out of the bathroom with a braid. We were all sweaty and her legs scratched to shit from thornbushes. Her boobs are bigger though and it wasn’t cringe at all and it totally happened.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She one time dressed up as lara for me but it was a bit cringe, with heels and shit lol

            but it was sweet nonetheless and I appreciate the gesture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you even supposed to be able to do it without cheesing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes you press the button, turn 45 degrees and press run once so that lara stands on the line with both feet, she'll never get hit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i meant 90 degrees oops

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I meant by cheesing. I was wondering if it is possible to do without using the safe spots.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently it takes over six minutes to defeat the final boss of tr3 with pistols only, jesus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely it would be quicker to stop and fire both pistols at once for a few seconds, run to a new spot and repeat?
      instead of just running the entire time

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, recommend me some good TRLE level with a nice feudal Japan flavour. I am still having a Shogun withdrawal.
    >in b4 TR2013
    No.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the overall consensus for the remaster?

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys unlocked the secret vanilla ice cream level? its kinda hard.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just noticed something really lame about Mummies. I know that they're supposed to be Atlanteans, but they don't explode when you kill them, and despite that they still deal damage to Lara if you kill them when they're near her.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this review triggered me. just a guy calling tomb raider badly aged for a solid 14 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even possible for a youtuber not to have moronic opinions on something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at one point he rolls directly on the ledge many times, complains about it not working, switches to retro graphics and does it again but with more distance and blames it on the remastered graphics lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8:00
      THERE IS A FRICKING SHOTGUN?!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by india

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm dogshit at the game, here's why!
      >She won't grab wooooooooooooooow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tomb raider is badly aged though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        name a better puzzle platforming exploration game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped watching this when I realised that the title doesn't represent the content. I'm interested in the simple format of "here's what they did right, here's what they did wrong". the tired old review style of intro-story-graphics etc is boring as all shit.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything Tomb Raider has shown me how much we've fricking lost over the years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, buddy
      we're slowly regaining lost ground

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even talking about having female protagonists that don't use aftershave. I haven't had this much fun just exploring a space in years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, games have lost way too much over the past couple of decades

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who are the flamethrower guys of antarctica and why do they help you? what is their endgame?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they work for RX-tech and therefore dr. willard

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The inevitable remake of The Last Revelation will censor Lara's leotard and the bits of exposed thigh.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the t-rex's tail looks like it's made from paper
      also lara has very large booba

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scotland in 3's expansion pack is legit a way better first level than India.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Future Tomb Raider games should absolutely lean into the pulp adventure atmosphere. Lara should be a globetrotting adventurer fighting dinosaurs and Harryhausen creatures in exotic locations. Not a girl struggling to survive.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based lara saving humanity, by preventing the jurassic park 2 and jurassic world shit

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that must be your favourite lara picture in the world

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man with infinite saves the fear of failure is pretty much gone.
    I wish there was a system that rewarded being stingy.
    Like in your home you have a trophy room for save crystals and the more you savely bring back from your travels, the more bonus stuff you unlock.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could just not save

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Incentive.
        I get that you can make ANY game good with self imposed challenges, but if there is no reward I don't care.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reward is self satisfaction
          No 'ingame' reward carries over in any way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I rather play games that are well designed like Tomb Raider 3, than playing pretend.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >than playing pretend
              The game is RPing as a spelunker

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabatu has a death count per level, I'm too embarrassed to share my results

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how embarrassing can it be?
      post it, buddy!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw 200 saves on great wall + venice levels
      I normally don't care for reworks but sabatus are really engaging

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        200 saves... for two levels?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it must be hard as hell

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am being a scumming shitter but yeah it is very difficult, a lot of gymnastics that aren't used much in the originals

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People say you need every medikit you can get in the later levels, so you better saves
                cum to not softlock yourself.
                I usually don't like this shit, but the levelsdesign is good enough for me to not care this time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a limit for how many saves you can or cannot use?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes there is
            If you use more than 1 save per level, you didn't beat it

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no news about the patch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a week away!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda make me want to pick up an archeo magazine subscription

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get this video recommended by youtube:

    >assume the title "my favorite lara croft quote" is sarcastic
    >watch and cringe accordingly
    >check the comments
    >it was not sarcastic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My favorite quote from her is:
      >"Yeah i can take that horse"
      top kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no shame in liking cringe kino.
      However Rise happened because they ignored their fricking professional writer. I don't think Shadow even had a writer.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the aussie never did another TR stream

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabatu has done a fantastic job with the level design on his remakes
    The levels feel fresh and new but with familiar segments reintegrated, very expansive and great use of verticality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what level are you on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Derelict rig

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you finished 1 already? how was atlantis?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how was atlantis?

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't enjoy watching Lava burn in lara

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't enjoy watching die in any way, but that's your punishment for messing up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the one burning alive she is. They punisher HER.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          your punishment is being forced to watch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, her "dying in a lava" death animation is pretty tame anyway.
      Nothing beats Amazon's burning death animation in Blade of Darkness. That one fricked me up.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is 3 so good bros? I can't believe that the team was burnt-out when making it. There is way more variety and memorable moments in it than 1 and 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The team wasn't burnt out because it was mostly a different team doing 3... Heather started doing India and Neal started doing Nevada but went on to work on project eden instead. It was mostly new staff who took over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has no pretense of respect for new players, it doesn't give a shit about you. it's a tomb raider game for tomb raider fans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The burnt out team was making 4 I think.
      I wonder who was making Chronicles.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizz has beaten London. I think she aged 10 years from that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks 80 years old now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      khoo?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she looks like her pre-filter self now

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lara is sleeping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll catch a cold, young lady

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she can't hear you - she's dead tired

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizz getting BTFO by the South Pacific T-Rex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lizz is his wife, I think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes she is

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melonie <3

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lizz's viewer count in freefall as soon as she stops playing TR and starts singing

    Brutal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lizz

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lizz

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her Lara Cruz design never really went away it just morphed into being more European versus Latina. Angelina Jolie is a good example of what she could have looked like if they never changed her ethnicity. She's a dead ringer for the Cruz design.

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