Tomb Raider Remastered

What level are you working on?
Lud's Gate is an overly long piece of shit.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already finished all 6 games and i'm waiting for them to patch the game before i start clearing out achievements

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had much time to play. I'm just now starting Natla's Mines lol.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What level are you working on?
    Maria Doria.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played it before? Maria Doria is one of my favorite level settings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The setting is neat but it's a slog.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another brainlet filtered by one of the best levels in the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goes on too long and the underwater segments are a slog. The only bullshit aspect is the crawlspace in the waterfall. It's just boring.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like Mandy Moore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's no longer a clone of Lara, very well done, Saber

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just reached Temple of the Cat

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this level was chunky. and extremely comfy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the combat in this game difficult? i like the idea of the exploration and platforming but scared if the combat will filter me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has auto aim and literally infinite ammo, you just jump a lot or find a high ground and most enemies can't do anything

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thought you guys were memeing with that skateboard guy but this homie really got his own skatepark with lava?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the most preposterous thing in a game with living dinosaurs and Meat World

      How many of these are there?

      That poster is fan made. I found it on the twitter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this homosexual hits like a goddamn truck in ng+
      easily the hardest room in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know how let down I was when I tried to get on board that fricking skate and nothing happened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was his endgame?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        to usurp tony hawk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw play TR1 25 years ago
      >My nephew told me there was a level with a guy on a skateboard

      >Never believed him, thought it was impossible, never gotten that far in TR1 anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SO HERE I AAAAM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DOING EVERYTHING I CAN!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting bolder all the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU FIRIN' AT ME?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FIRIN' AT ME, YOU FIRIN' AT ME? AIN'T NOBODY ELSE HERE SO MUST BE FIRIN' AT ME

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many of these are there?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      besides the slog that it is the Maria Donia levels, and the excessive enemy count, I fell TR2 really is a worthy sequel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just use the no enemies mod

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you provide link?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say Venice is a far worse slog than Maria Donia

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Venice is 1/3rd the length of the boat

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might seem cheap but I usually do two runs of a level back to back. The first one going through it carefully and then the second one once I know where everything is. Anybody else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing this with the stronghold rn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which game is Stronghold in?

        i do this but for the whole game

        That's what I'm doing. Just started TR1 tonight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do this but for the whole game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've almost finished TR1 but I'm oddly finding myself losing interest now.
    I know this is just a remaster but it really does just feel as if I'm replaying the original games again and that kinda kills it abit for me because I never really replay stuff once I complete it unless it's a fighting or driving game.

    The only exception I've ever had for that was FF7, FF8 and Mass Effect 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is advertised as the same game but adapted for modern systems
      >"can't believe the game plays the same"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then what the frick did I just spend 30 bucks on???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then what the frick did I just spend 30 bucks on???

      It's unbelievable how fricking dumb some of you people are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was expecting something new with it like a level editor or custom maps community created.
        I like how the graphics are nicer but the lighting is fricked, the silence is just annoying sometimes and I'm going through stuff extremely quickly because I've done it before

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you actually not joking about buying a remaster of a game you were already tired of? you actually don't know that remasters are to make good-but-unmarketably-old IP releasable to the virgin market of the next generation (not you)?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know this is just a remaster but it really does just feel as if I'm replaying the original games again
      That's the point of any remaster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon has the iq and attention span of a garbage bin

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's it play on Switch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smooth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. I don't have any problems with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know its silly but, no achievements. One of the selling points of the remaster just isn't on there.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead general
    Dead game
    Dead franchise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the Tomb Raider games are so ridiculous. They tried to reboot it but it's just too damn 90s.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then show me it's body.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >total lara sweep

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              POV: you are a treasure

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is there literally zero porn of Remastered Lara? When I check it's 99.9% survivor Lara CG models and a smattering of classic stuff made a million years ago.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because classic lara would be fine with it, modern lara would hate it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because she's the most recent iteration, and by total sales volumes, unfortunately the most popular.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But she's not as much of a sex bomb!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly
                how do you make a bimbo more bawdy? you can't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will say that even before the Tomb Raider remaster announcement, Classic Lara was becoming more and more popular, especially after the Fortnite skin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look up the Lara skin on Fortnite
                Ah yes, classic Lara

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh now you're just being disingenuous.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes when i look at things like this, i think to myself that somebody spent thousands of hours of their life to attain absolute mastery of their craft so that they could create what they deem to be the perfect idol of beauty, and then some random guy just jerk offs to it
                i am relieved to know that this exact thing happened during the renaissance with paintings and sculptures as well, so it doesn't seem as silly as i initially thought

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop using the nulara necklace version you colossal homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the Tomb Raider games are so ridiculous. They tried to reboot it but it's just too damn 90s.

      You can stop crying now.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lud's Gate is an overly long piece of shit.
    All city based levels suck. That's why 1st and 4th are my fav TR Games
    1st game is all about ruins.
    2nd one wasted too much time in Venice, Opera, and some industrial shit I hated so much.
    3rd game sucks ass apart from The Thing inspired ending in Arctica and India jungle.
    Shame they didn't remaster 4th one. Apart from shitty Cairo levels, by far my fav sequel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      city based levels suck because...?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        franchise isn't named city raider

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, and resident evil 2 rules despite not being about a second evil residence

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the legend of zelda majora's mask had no zelda in it yet it's the best game in the zelda series...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >play tomb raider 1
          >get to atlantis
          >the penultimate finale of the game
          >it's not a tomb
          >I do zero raiding

          >MFW

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so uh, whats the best one to play?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anniversary

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missing content
        >glitches
        >QTEs instead of boss battles
        nah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What missing content? What glitches?

          They only added content and I never had a single glitch.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Also there's boss battles, the QTEs just come at the end when you've lowered their health enough. You just didn't play it.

            >t. never played the original
            Anniversary streamlines the levels too much. Greece and Egypt in particular are half as long as the original game. Game breaking bugs like grapple points needed to progress sometimes don't spawn. And where's the boss battles with first encounter with Larson, Pierre and Cowboy? Oh, not there.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only reason you think the original had more content is because you spent more time aimlessly wandering around bumping into the same textures, you can't give a single example of an area that was cut while there's plenty of areas that were hugely expanded with new or fleshed out puzzles. And the boss battles were hugely improved, they actually require some method depending on the enemy instead of just running in circles while holding down the firing button.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, okay. You really haven't touched the original. Sad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just finished replaying it. I don't understand why people like you can't just admit you hate remakes on principle instead of making up a bunch of lies.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love the originals and I love legend-anniversary, but they're entirely different games bro. The originals are much more puzzle and precise controls focused. Legend trilogy was streamlined which is cool but there's not the same challenge to it.
                I see this as a case of appreciating both for their strengths, but they're not the same games, you can't play anniversary in place of tomb raider 1 unless you only want the story which would be odd

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take off the nostalgia goggles and try playing TR1 and Anniversary back to back. Anniversary has all the same levels, and each level has all the same rooms recreated, the only changes went in the direction of adding complexity to the puzzles.

                I don't understand how this belief that it's somehow simplified comes from, other maybe that the improved graphics make orientation much easier.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you missed my point a bit, and I disagree entirely on it being more complex. Its a good remake but its more of a reimagining, I dont believe you get the same experience as playing the original.
                I'm not sure why you have to only like one and call the other shit? They're both good in their own ways

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like both, it's the other guy who hates Anniversary and only offering completely nonsensical reasons for it. Like I said if he had the honesty to say he would hate any remake of on principle I would respect that, but why make shit up?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like both, it's the other guy who hates Anniversary and only offering completely nonsensical reasons for it. Like I said if he had the honesty to say he would hate any remake of on principle I would respect that, but why make shit up?

                Also why would you get the same experience, that's what a remaster is for, not a remake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the boss battles were hugely improved

                >OH SHIT, TIME TO CRIT
                >OH SHIT, TIME TO CRIT
                >OH SHIT, TIME TO CRIT
                >OH SHIT, TIME TO CRIT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their stats are probably dubious, but more positive buzz still makes additional classic TR more viable.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                meant for

                Bros?
                What do you guys think of this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What missing content? What glitches?

          They only added content and I never had a single glitch.

          Also there's boss battles, the QTEs just come at the end when you've lowered their health enough. You just didn't play it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They even expanded the boss battles, like Natla has a second stage where she turns full Atlantean.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She has 2 phases in the original, too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit remake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, no. they gutted the game, added QTEs and made the controls worse

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're mad that they added content and didn't have 90s tank controls in a 2008 game?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they actually removed content

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Name one thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Name one thing
                Ok

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the point of that character? Anniversary replaces him with a final Larson encounter which is better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >name one thing
                >names one thing
                >NOOO WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF HIM
                Midas temple is missing the aqueduct. Half of the Cistern is missing. You don't fight Pierre. Khamoon is missing rooms and no Larson fight. Kid and the Black henchman are combined into a cinematic QTE, with no skatepark. Atlantis is also missing a lot of rooms. The tower climb is reduced to 2 or 3 segments. Beating Natla ends the game, there's no escape segment of the Pyramid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Midas aqueduc
                It's right there on the left.

                >cistern
                Is expanded with three water levels instead of two.

                >no skatepark
                The skatepark thing was really really dumb though.

                >missing rooms
                Can't think of any. Anniversary has full blown puzzle areas that in TR1 would barely qualify as rooms. Compare the Neptune room or the Atlas room.

                >beating Natla ends the game
                Yeah and in Anniversary the game starts with you opening the gate to the caves, which is gameplay while in TR1 it's just a cutscene.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's right there on the left.
                That's a single pool of water instead of the multi-tier aqueduct that's incorporated into the level with surrounding rooms.

                >Is expanded with three water levels instead of two.
                Cistern level, not the singular room. Post cistern rooms are removed and you end up right at the Scion piece.

                >The skatepark thing was really really dumb though.
                So if you think it's dumb it doesn't count as missing? Okay. It's not actually a skatepark, also, and they couldn't come up with a good replacement.

                >Can't think of any
                Anniversary Atlantis basically puts you right into the doppelganger room with nothing before or after it.

                >Yeah and in Anniversary the game starts with you opening the gate to the caves
                Shorter and doesn't evoke the same feeling of rushing out of a crumbling pyramid. So it's not an equal replacement.

                Oh, and it's still missing replacements for the boss battles, which you didn't rebut.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you taking the piss? You do realize that's a screenshot from Core Design's cancelled remake, not Crystal Dynamics' remake? Right? lmfao
                https://www.tomb-of-ash.com/palace-midas-tomb-raider-anniversary-edition/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>name one thing
                one thing
                >>NOOO WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF HIM
                kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tank controls worked better than glitchy grapple hooks and bad collision detection.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you suck at games man, the grapple hook works fine if you learn to use it.

              You're just like the zoomers complaining about classic controls being clunky and imprecise because they didn't do the tutorial.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take off the nostalgia goggles and try playing TR1 and Anniversary back to back. Anniversary has all the same levels, and each level has all the same rooms recreated, the only changes went in the direction of adding complexity to the puzzles.

                I don't understand how this belief that it's somehow simplified comes from, other maybe that the improved graphics make orientation much easier.

                You are fricking seething. Sorry that shitty remake is your favorite game, but it's a bland recreation, that's more a product of its time than the 1996 game. It's bugged. It's missing content that the original had. And it opts for shitty game mechanics like the grapple hook, bullet time and QTEs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's missing content that the original had
                this isn't intrinsically a bad thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but it's a shame in this case that it was. Instead of improving on the original, they just chose to remove things.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No, but it's a shame in this case that it was.
                You haven't actually given any reasons for this, you're just saying "it's removed therefore it's bad"
                I'm not saying Anniversary is good but your reasoning is bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anniversary
        Too bad LAU trilogy wasn't good until Underworld. I wonder if Cores attempt at a Remake would have been better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Legend is excellent

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I wanted a 5 hour TR game, I'd play Chronicles.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's good about Underworld? It's the same as the other two

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have 2 homosexuals chatting in your ear the entire game for one

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zip and Alistair telling you want to do all the time, Anniversary doesn't have that

              Lol

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entire game
                Nope. Allister dies a couple hours into the game and Zip's comms are relegated to cutscenes and maybe a few lines at the beginning of a level, but not during it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You remember a lot of Zip and Alistair talking to you in Anniversary?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is talking about Anniversary? OP reply was asking what made UNDERWORLD different.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it was what makes it better, and you named something that makes it even worse lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No, it was what makes it better
                >What's good about Underworld? It's the same as the other two
                So you're moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're now saying that Underworld is even worse, yes?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zip and Alistair telling you want to do all the time, Anniversary doesn't have that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie Explorer

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is so shit during American power hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >euros cannot help themselves except to be completely obsessed

      Yikesaroonies!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this Venice level? this shit is awful. Bullshit enemy placement, no fricking health, this shit is about to make me put down the game.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why wasn't last revelation remastered?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Von Croy trilogy is a whole other thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this remaster was already made on a shoestring budget, and the last revelation and chronicles are different enough in terms of graphics, technical components, etc. for it to be an entirely new project

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do both and angel of darkness for a volume 2
        Then Legend trilogy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the dream

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          LAU doesn't need a remaster, it still looks great. And AoD doesn't need a remaster, it needs to be finished.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            PC is fine but what about consoles? I know series X is damn good with backwards capability and upscaling but I havent looked if legend has it. And PlayStation, lol. So there might be reason to do it, switch 2 etc. As well

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lara Croft Hairy armpits sweaty jungle adventure thong butthole hair gallery
    https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull lever
    >nothing happens, no camera clue, sound, nada
    >walk around the level, nothing's changed
    aaaaa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what lever?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one under the damn in Nevada

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are multiple levers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, they really need to make these interactables more visible
            I just found the other lever after going through it again with classic graphics

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It opens a grate literally a few feet away that leads under the dam.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the longest amount of time we've ever had without a tomb raider game (6 years)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather not have anything than another CD dictated game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really cute picture

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love this one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          total monke death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          remasterlara is so adorable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know right? it's like she has the facial expressions of a kid in a candy store sometimes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want more cute Lara posted please

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if i actually owned the remaster, i'd have way more pictures to post but i have a few more, i think

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you change clothes at home?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                photo mode

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow of the tomb raider cost over $100 million dollars to make
    my face when

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros?
    What do you guys think of this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want the rest of the classics remastered along with TRLE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means the new unilara devs will be seething and will go out their way to put a lot of old fans down a lot is what I think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still not sold on devs being that petty, even disregarding personal politics.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then go look for their old interviews

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.9 million divided by 30 is 60 000.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this was intentionally moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check on a calculator if you don't believe me. You can also ask google.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check on a calculator if you don't believe me. You can also ask google.

        what the frick are you on about
        1.9 million divided by 133769 is 14.20 yet you don't see me posting that sort of autism

        I just hope they add mod support, add level select, more graphics options, and remaster TLR, maybe Chronicles too, if they overhaul that son of a b***h.

        I'd love Mod support and the ability to pick out, outfits

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you babbling about you moron? What is 133769?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick off newbie and have a nice day

            I dunno how you did that but it's frickin clever

            purely a coincidence, honest

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno how you did that but it's frickin clever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this was intentionally moronic

        Check on a calculator if you don't believe me. You can also ask google.

        1.9 million on Steam alone
        Released on Feb 13

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steam gets a 30% cut. So multiple 60,000 by 1.66 for a more accurate tally. That's almost 100,000 units sold. Which is actually quite impressive given the nature of the game and its release, with zero marketing budget.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, sorry, I'm tired, it's actually multiplied by 1.7, so its over 100,000 copies sold. Holy moly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          1.9 million on Steam alone
          Released on Feb 13

          This is obviously gross sales, the cut is included. It's 60 000, for comparison Tomb Raider 2013 sold 3.4 million copies in the first month, at twice the price. This whole "CD is getting BTFO" cope is utter cringe.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's 60,000
            No, it isn't. You divided wrong. You don't divide 1.9 million by 30$, you divide it by 21$, because of steam's cut. It comes out to roughly 90,000 units.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you removing steam's cut you moron? Are you also removing taxes and production costs? "Made 1.9 million" means thats the total sales, not sales minus costs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't get the money from steams cut you fricking dumbass, steam automatically deducts it from sales. If they made 1.9 million, that's after processing costs, which steam siphons out. Have you ever worked a payment processor before? No? Then shut the frick up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because that cut is immediately taken by Valve instead of being something they pay later?

                Holy shit you really are just absolute morons. It's GROSS REVENUE, here I looked it up for you mongoloids.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, decidedly, NOT 60,000 units.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow 78 000 that's completely different!

                The game is a massive flop, deal with it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *pokes you in the ribs*
                get out of here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also compare 1.9 million in revenue to the reboot's 200 million in the first month. Literally 1% lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you want this to be a flop anyway? Its only a remaster. And a good one at that. From a game preservation standpoint its an objective good that it exists and people are playing it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you see me saying it's bad? I'm just pointing out that it's a flop, and all the bullshit being posted about how it proved something to Crystal Dynamics is pure cope. If it proved anything it's that the number of people who care about classic Lara is a ridiculous fringe minority compared to the fanbase they built with survivor Lara.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, let's see what the sales are at by the end of the year. They're already quite impressive for what is essentially an indie game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Crystal dynamic and samustrannies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't even the last T-Rex, she killed another two a year later in China. Then a fourth one in the South Pacific a year after that. Lara was on a bit of a roll there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I f8g7r4 8t'd sell more 9n consoles where they cqnt play thw OGs like PC

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's completely different
                For a game with zero marketing budget, with a skeleton-crew of a dev team, with 78,000K sales on steam alone...Yea, I'm thinking you're coping with severe damage control.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le steam alone
                It's not even being sold anywhere else lmao, cope harder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY COPE CRINGE BATMAN!

                We know it's you, resetera trannies. You failed, and you're going to suck classic Lara's big fat clit down your throat, and LIKE IT.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*is in the top row of switch releases of the week again*
                cope troony

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie it's on gog, and why would you buy a good old game anywhere else

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not even being sold anywhere else lmao
                imagine having a single digits amount of braincells so you can't know about gog

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame, the first 3 games sold over 20M back in the day. Now they won't even crack 250k.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sold over 20m back in the day

                No they didn't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Across all platforms, that could add up to quite a bit of sales. My guess would at least be 150K, and that's lowballing it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because that cut is immediately taken by Valve instead of being something they pay later?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tomb Raider 2013 sold 3.4 million copies in the first month, at twice the price.
            Tomb Raider 2013 had a budget of 100 million BEFORE advertising
            what was the budget of the remaster? because this is the real way we find out how successful it is

            it doesn't matter if nu-raider sold 15 billion copies if it only made a 10% gross profit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope they add mod support, add level select, more graphics options, and remaster TLR, maybe Chronicles too, if they overhaul that son of a b***h.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this impacts the general scope of future patches. There's a lot of areas that could still use some polish instead of the devs solely focusing on bug fixes.
      You can tell there's a lot of heart behind this project, it's just limited by its low budget and rushed deadline.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk may tounge my anus anytime.
      https://vginsights.com/game/2478970

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        80k units sold?? wtf bro????

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's on the biggest platform for gaming at a low entry price for an IP that had historically sold multiple millions, there's nothing to celebrate here, and if I were a fan I wouldn't have my hopes up for more.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            still sold more than AAA games with $100 million budgets

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some of AAA surely, but I'm not talking about them, I'm talking about this game, shame at that, since I already purchased my copy in the hopes of something new, oh well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you VIL play ze remaster and you VIL enjoy it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            keyword historically. zoomers were in diapers when the games were at their peak, millennials and genx have bills and families to deal with. that on top of no marketing budget and managed by a company that actively hates the original series is a pretty big deal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even the last few entries sold millions, the fans for the series just don't exist, these sales are quite meager and the only hope is that console sales save the games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the fans for the series just don't exist
                where did they go?
                the early games sold millions, the middle era games sold millions, the recent games sold millions

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think the modern fans were fans, I think they were just AAA zombies buying whatever they were told to buy.

                do you really spend all day posting doom in this thread? sounds obsessive

                Just the last 30 or so minutes, not so much doom just telling you to temper your expectations given current data.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The current data says it's doing fine

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think the modern fans were fans, I think they were just AAA zombies buying whatever they were told to buy.
                if those people didn't buy the games, how many copies do you think the games would have sold?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you really spend all day posting doom in this thread? sounds obsessive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last few entries costs hundreds of millions of dollars to produce.
                These games are already made and easy money. You are a clown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >easy money
                Sales data shows otherwise, you forget that we are dealing with Embracer here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize this website is an estimate, correct? And that their methodology includes tallying the reviews of all things. It doesn't tell you the correct number.

        Unless you are Embracer and know the a) Budget and b) Revenue, you can't call this game a success or flop.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They wouldn't have a business if their estimates weren't even remotely accurate, You don't have to be Embracer to know that modern games aren't super cheap and this isn't 1 game it's 3 games sold as 1 game, Steam sales definitely haven't paid for this games development, but recouping costs is only a small part of the equation and with the current state Embracer is in they will definitely be looking for significantly higher profits than this.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how Lara was able to even get to that ancient temple in China without the Government even knowing. The CCP is famously protective of ancient chinese artifacts and rarely lets westerners even examine them. Plus the Great Wall itself is the worlds largest tourist trap.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, how much could I live between these thighs...

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What level are you working on?
    Just started TR2. Not sure I like the "aha" sound she makes on pickups now, and why are those damn spiders so hard to hit!?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else feel like the original graphics are a TAD BIT too dark? I played the PC version, and it was not this dark.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for pc but the ps1 versions of 2 and 3 we're always pretty dark, especially 3. This might've been done to justify the use of flares but they really overdo it. On some levels I'd just constantly have one on hand nonstop just to see where the hell I'm going.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AWW YE

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Legend had some really cool costumes for Lara.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natlas mines. This level is so garbage dude.
    Pretty good remaster though, I pirated it from gog. Kinda wish i could still do the achievements.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That expansion is so fricking bizarre and the levels kinda suck too.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering what the point of freecam was but I guess it's to be used in conjunction with the capture feature

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freecam
      what how? You can resume playing while using photo mode or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's in dev features, add the -dev arg when launching the game
        F6 to start/stop input capture, then F7 to start/stop playback, and F8 to take manual control of the camera
        there's also R for slowdown and T for speed up

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop replying to the doomposting Gankercel. That vermin brings nothing to the discussion, it just wants you to be demoralized.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping we get a console physical release when the inevitable DLC that adds 4&5 come out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is great but 5 is such a weird contractual rush job full of bugs. Maybe they could actually fix those bugs, because unlike the fun bugs they left in the TR1-3, the bugs in Chronicles can be game breaking.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >78 000 copies sold

    Will this beat Anniversary as the lowest selling TR game of all time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO, LOOK AT THE RESETERA TRANNIES FACE

      *WHEEZ*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your game bombs harder than a fricking re-release of a 30 year old game

        Jesus fricking christ.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sales already plummetted to the level of a game released a month ago and that costs twice as much
        Jesus Christ

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THE COPE
          >THE COOOOPE

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, BAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT YOU ARE PATHETIC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a game released 15 years ago, wtf? Are you self-owning this hard on purpose?

            How is it even possible for a game released two weeks ago to already perform this badly holy shit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Game released 15 years ago has a more active playerbase than a game released 1 month ago
              >copes and tries to pretend like this is an failure on my part
              >meanwhile Tomb Raider, a smaller game, by a smaller studio, with more of a limited release is seeing bigger consistent numbers

              COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                man I forgot how bad GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition was

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like 63, the other trackers always turn out inflated.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that's not supposed to happen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasted opportunity, this ones better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure that's not supposed to happen

        I like gold

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's over

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game play well with M&KB or are you better off with a controller?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mouse
      What's the point of the mouse? Just use your keyboard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing it for the last 20 hours and it works perfectly fine on keyboard. One of the advantages of tank controls.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do have this achievement, right? You're not bad at video games, are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lightning is random and there's no special trick to avoiding it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        Swan diving prevents the lightning from hitting you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? It can dodge boulders and lightning? Is there anything the swan dive can't do? Next you'll tell me you should be using it during combat!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the lightning didn't hit you if you're standing under certain ceiling tiles, that's how I got through it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah hugged the right wall and jumped over the panel right after lightning struck.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE LARA CROFT
    I WANT HER TO CLAIM ME AS HER TREASURE
    I WANT HER TO MARRY ME AND AS SHE PUTS THE RING ON ME I WANT HER TO SAY "You are my most Beautiful Treasure, and I can't wait to go on this Adventure with you"
    I WANT HER TO LOOK AT ME THE SAME WAY SHE LOOKS AT TREASURES
    I WANT HER TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW SHE RAIDED ME AND STOLE MY HEART
    I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH HER AND HAVE HER MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW I RAIDED HER TOMB BUT THE KIDS WOULDNT GET IT BECAUSE THEYRE TOO YOUNG
    I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH LARA CROFT AND HAVE HER MAKE JOKES ABOUT US BEING ANTIQUE
    I WANT OUR LAST FEW WORDS TO BE HOW MUCH WE TREASURED EACH OTHER AND THAT THERE WAS NO OTHER TREASURE THAT AMOUNTS TO OUR RELATIONSHIP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 she divorces you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She will make him suck off Winston, Pierre and Larson because Lara's a fujo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy lmfao
          imagine how JUST'd that anon would feel

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take me baaack
    >country roooaaad

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no lara, you're not being a good sport

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or did they make enemies much more aggressive? Especially in the Midas temple, I don't remember enemies following me 3 or more rooms over. There was a point where there was a clusterfrick of them underneath the aqueduct, because I was mostly running passed them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never noticed any increased aggression
        midas is infamous for it's abundance of critters, they tally up when you ignore them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are there so many gorillas in a greek ruin?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            working theory is pierre brought them with him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're Greeks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when ya see ai play tomb raider 1 you see the most crazy jumps

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn fricking hitscanners.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://web.archive.org/web/20130930123343/http://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/pdf/news/20090422_02en.pdf
    There's been another update since then, Legend also sold over 6M and Underworld 3.8M.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For

      >sold over 20m back in the day

      No they didn't.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    step aside, Lara Crotte, the REAL archeologist is coming throught.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a little personal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know I can kinda see why they combined the cowboy and Larson in anniversary.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that lara loves each and every one of you

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how Lara had a full arsenal in 3 but barely any weapons in TLR. The one had ammo "variety" to make up for it but I'm sure most of it like the poison bolts, flash granade or the wideshot ammo were useless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original game was supposed to have a lot more puzzles for each ammo type but the designers 180'd in the end because they felt they were overdoing it. TR4 was originally going to be way more adventure game-y with its inventory and ammo use.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can tell by the fact that you only need the lasersight once or twice and one of those is the target romm in Coastal Ruins, which can be cleared with the explosive ammo.
          It's a shame those games had to be rushed and had only one year of development.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, they weren't cut due to being rushed. The developers and the testers felt like it fricked over the game's flow. You can learn all this and more in the developer streams over on YouTube.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing slowly but got to Tomb Raider 1, first Egypt level (City of Khamoon or whatever, where the Sphinx is).

    Level was easy as shit, crashed around 20 minutes in. Replayed it and I was right beside the fricking exit.

    Frick your Steam Deck volvo.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kill innocent burgers

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ded thred

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    challenge spectacularly failed: don't be a simp

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA DIE PRATCHET, DIE CD, SEETHE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >further TR remasters
      Of what games?
      -The remaining original timeline games suck donkey dicks, and no amount of updates will fix them.
      -The middle trilogy is just mid, and doesn't really need a remaster
      -The New timeline is still so new it wouldn't make sense to remaster
      This article is like saying "well the Crash and Spyro trilogy remasters did so well they might remaster more games" but like, all the other Crash/Spryo games suck. who would buy a remaster of trash? The Crash, Spyro, and Tomb Raider, remasters worked because the originals were good games to begin with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The middle trilogy is just mid, and doesn't really need a remaster
        The middle trilogy is good and these games need a remaster since Legends has graphic features missing on the pc and of course Underworld is missing two whole DLCs while Anniversary had some puzzles added in the Wii version.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      big if true. I want IV V and IV and a Sonic Mania inspired TR7

      The first 3 games being remastered and put on modern consoles was already an unrealistic pipe dream so I'm willing to roll the dice on wishing for another miracle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >further TR remasters
        Of what games?
        -The remaining original timeline games suck donkey dicks, and no amount of updates will fix them.
        -The middle trilogy is just mid, and doesn't really need a remaster
        -The New timeline is still so new it wouldn't make sense to remaster
        This article is like saying "well the Crash and Spyro trilogy remasters did so well they might remaster more games" but like, all the other Crash/Spryo games suck. who would buy a remaster of trash? The Crash, Spyro, and Tomb Raider, remasters worked because the originals were good games to begin with.

        The Last Revelation is the best game in the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-b-but Ganker told me it flopped!

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It happened to me.
    Tried jumping on the big golden statue in the monastery, slipped from his head and opened the menu to reload in a hurry, saved in the middle of my fall instead.
    The only other save I have brings me back to the beginning of that horrible snowbike level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not parsing out your saves between different slots
      you deserve it chuddie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        THERE'S ONLY TWO SAVESLOTS LIBTARD!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      die and scroll over to RESTART LEVEL you silly goofball.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too late I already finished the level and I'm in the corridor full of awful traps in the monastery. That one with swinging spike balls and wheels going back and forth and burning stoves.
        Turns out I wasted my time on the statue because I need a key or something on the platform you can reach only by climbing it. So I died for nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm fricking dying anon, holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have passed initiation
      You are now one of us

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    silly billy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do shadows only render in proximity to lara?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually playing this shit
    sorry, I'm not 40 years old.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Tomb Raider animated series is being done by powerhouse
    So one of three things will happen. They will turn an otherwise straight character into a lesbian, they will kill off Lara in the first episode, or they will give Lara the frickin sidecut.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play through TR1
    >get to Venice in 2
    >start up a new game of 1
    It's not even that Venice is that hard, I just don't have patience for this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venice and the opera and the sunken ship /living quarters had some long and dragging moments. Thankfully the incredible atmosphere saves everything.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you reach this part in egypt?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't say it's pretty hard to figure out what part this is. Use the free camera in photo mode to check if there's something up there.
      Press the two joysticks if you play on console.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they add a crt filter?

      in the future we'll be able to add an ai filter over our old games while playing.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what this is for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all smiles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what this is for

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get filtered by the Temple of Xian on my first try.

    My only complaint with this level was the fricking springboards room.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got to Egypt and begrudgingly stopped there. Did Unfinished Business instead (which weirdly started me on the meat chapter) and finished it. I hate leaving things unfinished but I'm just gonna move onto TR2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny, Egypt was my favourite part of TR1 and UB was the only part I actively disliked

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greece=Egypt>Peru

    [...]

    >>shit>mines
    Venice>China>Tibet>Maria Doria
    India>South Pacific>Antarctica>London>

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that bottom left pic
      incredibly based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Nevada, frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the first exterior part, but the military base part is dogshit level design, what do you even like about it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, nevada is the top gun's choice of TR3 level

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these 2 supposed to be fighting forever? I thought this guard would drop another keycard to disable those turrets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the last prisoner is always invincible to prevent softlocks, the guard shouldn't be

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been punching each other for 5 mins now

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give up. I found three prayer wheels, a key to the strongroom ( that's impossible for me to find ) and I still need to find two other wheels in the monastery. All the climbing on ladders business in this level isn't helping with exploration with how slow Lara moves on them. I'll watch a walkthrough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara never gives up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can he be a huge tomb raider fan if he's never played it before?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only played the demo on PS1 and that alone completely killed my interest in asking my parents for a copy during Christmas because of the underwater part.
          Always hated these. And as a kid it was even worse, panicking not even three seconds after going underwater because of the air management.
          And the motherfricking bear made me shit myself too, so I kept jumping into the pond and I was stuck there, unable to go underwater because of my fear of being immerged, unable to get out because of the bear. That demo ruined tomb raider for me for two decades.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. scaredy cat

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            same for me, but i finished the game. I think ecco provided me with stainless steel underpantsso that TR horror couldnt stop me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you feel stupid now not being able to find the obvious door?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know I said I'll watch a walkthrough but I'm too lazy even to open one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching a walkthrough
      Here you go bro, Stella won't let you down trust me
      https://tombraiders.net/stella/walks/TR2walk/12barkhang.html

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 hours in and still at greece because I keep wasting time with stuff like this

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Tomb Raider 3 have anything as shitty as these fricking springboards in TR2?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kayak

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What level are you working on?
    Started the South Pacific in 3, recently beat 1
    Remaster visuals really helped enjoy TR1more. Not really a problem in 2 or 3(Started with 2 when it came out), but 1 has always been rough for me visually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overall I enjoyed the new look of 1 but I'm keeping the old graphics in 2. There's changes I don't appreciate and missing details certainly because of time constraints.
      Like the fire at the beginning or during certain puzzles, the light is flickering originally but in the remaster it's flat and the flames are visually boring. The sprite is prettier.
      Or the skybox in the snow levels and monastery not having mountains.
      Or the dark places turning bright when they were originally designed to make you use the flares.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoD is absolute peak

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the levels should have looked like, and the bounce is a good bonus, This collection really leaves a lot to be desired.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the remaster got breast bounce too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you turn the camera this smoothly on tank controls? combat is really difficult for me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              not my clip, he's robably playing with modern controls. Haven't played the remaster yet. From let's plays it looks like you can move the camera in modern graphics with tank controls even outside of looking mode.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do you turn the camera this smoothly on tank controls? combat is really difficult for me

                That's with tank controls. The camera behaves decently in open areas like this one, it's in tighter corridors that it starts acting up. But you can try using the right stick or tapping View to recenter it a bit.

                Also there's no bounce, it's just the quick roll animation makes it look like there is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I just didn't notice, then again I'm sitting here waiting for a nude mod to release.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want to make a wet semi transparent suit. Wish there was a different texture when Lara is wet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's definitely another feature that should have been in, as well as selectable outfits.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm also planning to do damaged clothes texture mod. I love the damage models in Mortal Kombat 9. But that would require remodelling and I have no clue how that works in modern games. So I can only do damage textures.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >then again I'm sitting here waiting for a nude mod to release.
              it's been out for a few days already
              https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraidertrilogyremastered/mods/109

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this looks like a scene from terminator or a 90s horror sci-fi movie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see no jiggle

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              try rolling. Either you must move faster or it's only during certain animations. In AoD you had to jump, otherwise the breastbounce was impossible to notice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was a roll
                here's a jump

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen the breat bounce also in lets plays in TR1 peru levels during other motions. I hope they didn't remove it in a patch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lara's baggy sweatpants are still tight around her thighs
                d-don't do this to me, bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is the gameplay slowed down or the recording? If it's the gameplay that could be the reason of the bounce disappearing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                shouldn't make a difference, they're animations
                the only physics is the hair

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think there's breast physics, i think it's just the way the torso is rigged during animations that makes it look like there's breast movement from afar

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                set the age to 99 in the options

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok, I will install it now and check that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lara doesn't even have weights for individual breasts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The breasts are already weighty enough.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's that mapping for?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Determines how much the bones affect the vertices, red means that it moves perfectly with the bone it's linked to, blue means that it has no control.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                low breathing after few movement

                I see, when I made a game the torse was appended to a bone though the breast bounce was layered on top of the bone animation as vertex animation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? wouldn't you want them to be driven by physics?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's not the only model/skeleton

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In the game? I looked at multiple and that's how those are the only weights.

                bones are less physical than vertex physics when talking about skin motion. Vertex physics existed before bone physics.

                I thought you meant you did per vertex animations for the breasts and just played those.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                bones are less physical than vertex physics when talking about skin motion. Vertex physics existed before bone physics.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the breathing is faster here(?) because this is after more movement. I think this is what has been mistaken for breast bounce in some situations.

                not sure maybe she's breathing same as always and I'm imagening things

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that was a roll
              here's a jump

              ok I figured it out. So it seems there really is no breast bounce. The reason it looked like it in lets plays and that clip is, when you run and jump around a lot Lara starts breathing heavily. Thats what looks like the breast bounce. I recorded it and will make a webm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already pointed out that there is none above with the models weights, there's no weights for breasts thus no bones thus no jiggle is possible, they really do leave a lot to be desired with this remake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I just want to clarify what are we actually seeing which looks like breast bounce in some cases

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        where's the boob physics mod for the remaster?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total LAUgay death. Stop shitting up these threads jerking off your shitty ass slop. Literally no better than NuRaider gays.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you change the direction of the tumble/roll? if so, how?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Excited to try unfinished business since I hadn't played it before
    >Half of it is just more atlantis
    What were they thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the level designer got inspired by Doom at the time, considering all of the large rooms with giant mob spawns

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want them to patch the classic graphics and I will play it. The longer they take the more chances I never play through it. Please fix the game devs.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomb of the scion
    >going through, no issues, got hidden uzis and everything
    >couldn't find the upper door for the first switch I hit
    >finally find it
    >doing the same platforming I did before
    >slip
    >die
    >30 minutes of progress fricking gone
    >rage quit

    I can't say I miss old games semen slurping save systems bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean save any time, anywhere and for no cost? yeah shit sucks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be nice for an autosave at key items

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unless you're being harassed by chimps and you immediately die after picking it up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well then you still have your manual

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie, at least a good portion of TR3 is fricking ass.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overly long piece of shit

    Lost City of Tinnos and just Antartica in general.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking care how much it sold, I just want the TR4 remaster.
    ...Please?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok since you asked nicely, here you go

  83. 3 months ago
    .

    I just figured out how to replace the HD textures with my own. I still don't know how to apply normal maps, and just got the file to work in DDS format. The HD remastered texture is the top left right and mine is the bottom left right. To be honest, I used AI up-scaling on the original texture and then did a paint over. It needs some colour correction. It didn't take me very long. I spent more time trying to get it to work in the game. The remaster seems pretty easy to mod. Most of the game files are the same ones from the original PC games. Like the level data, texture data, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is the top left right
      Black person learn your directions

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the breathing is faster here(?) because this is after more movement. I think this is what has been mistaken for breast bounce in some situations.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trigger warning

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 8.6% of players have even completed Egypt in TR1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really just rotation of her full chest :S

      I play games offline. I never upload shit like that. Nothing kills the mood like a shitty achievement pop up. Frick nu gamers so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know you can turn off the notifications right anon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can see her torso tip but her head stay looking forwards giving the illusion of jiggle, there really is none.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steamies don't finish their games
      pick a bunch of games from your library and look at the completion stats for cheevos.
      after that, sort the games in your library that you completed, then sort out the ones you dropped and didn't finish.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker trying to identify jiggle physics.png

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker trying to discuss any game
      world war 10
      >Ganker trying to identify boob jiggle physics down to the millimetre in a game
      a formal meeting of enlightened philosopher kings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many joints do her arms got

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love photomode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, lads.

      Unfinished business. How long is it?

      Finished TR1 last night

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which level did you enjoy most, which did you hate the most?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its like 2 levels so not that long

          Enjoyed p much all of them bar Atlantis last two levels

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well to me Midas Palace was hurting and Cistern was plain painful. All other levels I enjoyed and the most pleasure I had during the egypt levels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its like 2 levels so not that long

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come there's so little good art of such an iconic character? Scrolling through image boards there doesn't seem to be a whole lot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider was kinda before everyone would make fanart of every character and post it online. Outside of there just being less of her in general, I bet tons of it has just been lost to internet linkrot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. attempts have been made to bury her character with nu-lara
      2. her last game came out 16 years ago (21 years ago if you really want to be fussy) so she wasn't in the collective mainstream consciousness up until these remasters
      3. sometimes she's too respectable to make porn of
      4. a lot of her fanbase that do create art, use 3D modelling programs like XNALara instead of creating traditional 2D drawings

      the art exists, you just have to search for it among the ruins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect. I'm somewhat of a Tomb Raider myself. Digging up ancient forgotten art of a bygone internet age.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fun fact: the guy that made the picture i posted was in charge of designing the model for lara in the remaster
          >I'm somewhat of a Tomb Raider myself.
          i also like to explore the history of this stuff
          it's great, isn't it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            must have been really awkward for all those poles and russians working together in the remasters while their presidents fling shit at one another irl

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              politics will always be the same

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              through lara, global unity

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                man, people need to stop looking at headlines like this and getting sad over the fact that the latest game in their favourite franchise has just been scrapped
                we all know it was going to be terrible and full of all the modern stuff that makes games frustrating to play so you should be glad that you got nothing instead of a pile of garbage, seriously

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, Embracer will save gaming by canceling garbage and releasing kino instead.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok guys, how do I activate the breast bounce?

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4
      I'm watching ESA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      feeling like 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1, patiently chilling in willard's base in antarctica, waiting for a patch to drop so i can catch the helicopter straight to all hallows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol that pic
        what i like about antarctica is that lara kills a heli pilot on the way in and kills another heli pilot on the way out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the way in pilot killed himself by landing on thin ice

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    patch fricking when
    fix these fricking achievements and let me play the all hallows i rightfully earned

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >timer keeps ticking while in menu
    >basically have to finish TR1 in a single session 5-hour session, and TR2 and TR3 each in the same but 6 hours
    what were they THINKING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Photo mode pauses the timer.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I noticed something they added to the remaster. When you shoot your pistols and are standing over water, the casings make ripples in the water as they fall. Neat.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. I hate snowmobiles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black one has gun mounted into the bike but can't speed up
      Black person

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My most fan I ever had with tomb raider was the level editor that came with chronicles, now seeing pics of the maps give me hard nostalgia for playing around with maps and shit

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=5yYsfP9P4wyV3WSP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't actually fall for this clickbait grift did you? it is extremely obvious this is being played by a human. you are essentially watching a let's play with a text to speech commentary.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >with a text to speech commentary.
        that's why i watch it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm pretty sure there's been several TAS's of TR1

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 weeks in
    >only 78 000 copies sold
    >only 2000 players

    What are the implications of this flopping so hard?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No TR4-6, straight back to pozzed nu-Lara. The game was rigged from the start with the dogshit tiktok marketing. The anon making threads on a (near?) daily basis was doing a better job marketing than the morons who wanted this shit to flop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The anon making threads on a (near?) daily basis was doing a better job
        there's 2 of us now
        i was making them originally but now another anon has been making them for the past 2 or 3 weeks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know this is a flop?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rise of the Tomb Raider sold 11.8 mil units. 0.1 mil is a much smaller number than 11.8 mil, and the gays in suits who control all the money say number must always go up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much did Rise development cost? How much did remaster?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop asking questions and make the income number go up, code monkey

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon thats the point
              >remaster cost: $1 a day per venezualen dev
              >rise cost: $100000000 on marketing alone
              The remaster makes more money because it cost frick all to make

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how it works lol. See

                200 million revenue on a 100 million game is still 100 million profit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >remaster cost: $1 a day
                There's a gazillion people in the credits for the remaster, at least 10 times more than are credited for the original game. I doubt they were all working for free.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            200 million revenue on a 100 million game is still 100 million profit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        No TR4-6, straight back to pozzed nu-Lara. The game was rigged from the start with the dogshit tiktok marketing. The anon making threads on a (near?) daily basis was doing a better job marketing than the morons who wanted this shit to flop.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          these are just numbers that mean nothing without relating them to their context and criteria. do you know what a flop means?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The context is that every survivor TR game sold 10 million copies. This makes it pretty clear what people want.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              true enough, but those games cost an astronomical amount of money. The last entry in the reboot was a middling success with an enormous budget, and the sales were trending down IIRC. I don't think there were expectations that this remaster would clear 10 million copies sold. Probably something in the 1-2 million ballpark for its initial 12 months period.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and it doesn't look good for it reaching it, games usually sell half their first year sales in the first month.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah and it doesn't look good for it reaching it
                It could be already near its 1 million milestone. stop believing estimates from steamspy and peak concurrent player counts or whatever. a better way to gauge these things is through review counts.

                https://store.steampowered.com/app/1115690/Yes_Your_Grace/

                This game cleared 800,000 copies in its first year, at that time I think it had around 2000-3000 reviews. Its all time peak is 2600. It's well north of 1.5 million copies sold now, most likely.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The context is that every survivor TR game sold 10 million copies. This makes it pretty clear what people want.
              I bet you believe Marvel slop deserve academy awards too you mong

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                box office records you slop gobbler

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying Marvel movies aren't successful? Lmao what

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Context matters here. The 2013 reboot was the first "next gen" Tomb Raider game and it had an insane amout of marketing and despite selling millions of copies, Square Enix still said the game underperformed due to the insane budget it had.
              I'm not sure about Rise but shadow clearly underperfomed and put the Tomb Raider franchise on ice again.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a colposcopy level

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is natla obsessed with buttholes? is her brain diseased and in need of being stuck solid in frozen blood?

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated how the Cistern and the tomb of tihocan looked the original but i really dig how they look in the remaster.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to delete my saves or somehow reset the counter? i want the save counter to start at 1 again because i'm too lazy to do basic math to count the "beat the game in less than 86 saves" cheevo

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is Atlantis or whatever after Egypt? The exploding gays are fricking annoying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the shortest of the lot but it is no less AIDS.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the survivor games were so profitable, then why the frick did square sell the entire franchise along with a bunch of other franchises for only $300 million
    the first two tomb raider games alone made more than that - and that was when the video game industry was ten times smaller, even

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you have to bribe a company 300M to take Crystal Dynamics away from you

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DONT I HAVE MY WEAPONS AT THE START OF NATLAS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you watch the cutscene?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she just took a nap in a boat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and what happened before that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She did a sick jump on her Harley

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we just ignore the fact that the remaster was sold on consoles as well, and that the supposed 30% cut is only for AAA games, and smaller indie stuff has only 15% cut?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the top 5 fastest selling games on Switch according to my uncle who works for Nintendo

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played these games to death on pc and I just can’t learn tank controls on my controller. I might have to plug my keyboard in and do that only

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are PCgays unable to map their brain from WASD to DPAD?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tomb Raider
        >WASD
        Arrow keys, homie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know why it’s so hard. The dpad just feels like shit compared to the arrow keys.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok done with TR1, will play Anniversary now to see what all the hate is about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anniversary has a kino mansion level in it. You get to run around her mansion doing a little puzzle she set up herself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The puzzle was set up by Winston

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    India was kino overload.
    >hueg levels
    >jungle ambiance and rain
    >cobras ignoring you when you move slowly
    >giant statue coming to life
    >monke faces on gate keys

    Gonna do Nevada then SP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you thought india was kino overload, then nevada is going to blow your dick off

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up to Diving Area in TR2. When does the game get fun? This sucks ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very soon, keep pushing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta get to 40 fathoms. Diving area is probably the worst set of levels in the trilogy so you should be fine going forward.

        Alright I'll keep going. I'm really hoping the Maria doria is worth it.

        what sort of levels do you like?

        Basically St Francis' Folly type levels, nonlinear approach, relatively short.

        On a seperate note, Last Revelation is confirmed. On the level before Diving Area is a panel showing off the dates the original titles came out, except there's a 4th one in 1999.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta get to 40 fathoms. Diving area is probably the worst set of levels in the trilogy so you should be fine going forward.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what sort of levels do you like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final levels of Tibet start to pick up, then Xian Temple is unparalleled kino. It's a slog to get there but it's worth it in the end.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing censored games

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see that the Crystal Dynamic shills are back from their dilatation and thinking that this remaster flopped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts don't care about your feelings. You will never be a woman and 78 000 copies sold will never be a hit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only trannies here are Nularagays vaush
        no go diddle some kids at Superbowl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaush loves classic Lara

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            your mom loves classic gorilla

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lying this hard on the internet.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never even watched a vaush video and it took me two seconds to check instead of talking crap like you:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You will never be a woman
        Said the troon defending woke Lara

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          AGP troons love bimbo Lara

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gaslighting woketard

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE SWEDES SAVED LARA FROM THE JAPANESE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix was pushing this shit as their Ethics division

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thalassophobia bros playing diving area in 2 for the first time after nearly committing suicide in the sanctuary of the scion in 1

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to know what is the endgame of these shitposters wanting this remaster to fail while shilling nulara

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was real in my mind

      I don’t know why it’s so hard. The dpad just feels like shit compared to the arrow keys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick? I love this remaster. It’s hilarious how shit on everyone has been to it, it’s a faithful port with bonus decent graphics. My complaint is that I played it too much as a kid with keyboard controls and I’m having difficulty translating tank controls to the controller. Not an indictment on the game itself, it’s a personal issue.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you tagged me you gigantic Black person?

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