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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "So long, Gay Natla!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >place is clearly rumbling down and going to explode any second
      >as soon as lara has slided down to Atlantean Stronghold the rumbling stops
      >when lara quietly swims away from the hive suddenly everything goes kaboom

      what happened?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just wanted to make more Atlantis levels and didn't care about continuity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        good timing
        that, and the developers figured players don't actually want to do precision jumping and dodging in the trap gauntlet with the screen constantly shaking.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes place directly after The Great Pyramid? I thought it was something like "oh yeah I found this stronghold somewhere after my adventure".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that makes no sense. atlantis exploded. atlantean stronghold even starts in the same slide the pyramid level ends in

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole island exploded, it makes even less sense that way.
            If the stronghold was somewhere place else as Natla's backup plan it would make sense.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no? the island was still in the process of exploding

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes and she took her sweet time cleaning up ths stronghold and the hive while the end cutscene showed her running away as fast as she could

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no? the island was still in the process of exploding

              Unfinished Business was a crappy cheap cashgrab and it makes no sense in the story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly TR1 is a perfect self-contained game and story that doesn't need anything else.

                Every TR game since has been crappy shovelware.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered. UB's egypt levels are the best TR1 levels.
                >cashgrab
                UB bonus levels were given out for free you underaged moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they weren't lol, how would that even work, you think it was a free download on Steam you zoomer moron?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://web.archive.org/web/19980709170957/http://www.core-design.com/tombub.htm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Little surprise you think everything revolves around the same 5 websites in your centralized nu-Internet, zoomie.
                Back in the day you just grabbed the bonus levels off the official TR website. And for consolegays it was just sold as a separate CD bundled with TR1 as "TR1 Gold". Why do you think fan-made projects like TR2Main allow you to just download and/or install UB and GM alongside them but not the base games you have to pay money for, you moron?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play TR1
                >Lara doesn't say "Ah hah!"
                No sense in playing anymore.

                why are secondaries like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what happened?
        Unfinished Business

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pierre's jacket is not politics
    lying devs is not politics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      False flagging pro-censorship homosexual from last thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look. A child on Ganker.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else getting absolutely filtered by the secrets?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Colosseum one where you had to "touch" a pillar or something to open a door that makes no noise and closes very fast was fricking moronic. Everything else so far has been fair.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to step on a pressure plate. it's a secret, the door does make noise (turn up your volume) and you can get there incredibly easily with side/backflips. get good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=DCrQns5BC5S1e09B
          The "pressure plate" is fricking invisible, unlike the grey pressure plate you encounter in the level right before that. You literally have to walk next to a pillar, shit's as stupid as doom, I'm not gonna headbutt every single wall in the game hopping to trigger something.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it's supposed to be a secret. And you can tell there's going to be a switch or some way to open the funky coloring on wall (door) when you get up there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shit's as stupid as doom, I'm not gonna headbutt every single wall in the game hopping to trigger something.
            You've never played Doom in your life. That's not a thing unless you're secret hunting and even then theres usually something subtle to show you there's a secret.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For an introductory set of levels India is absolutely sadistic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you expect with a hot woman in india?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TR3's India levels were originally going to be an expansion for TR2. The devs didn't design them to be new player-friendly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a source for this? Because I guessed this while replaying TR3 a little while back.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fart noises and pig squealing in the distance
    Cistern... home...

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first time getting into tomb raider. ive been having a lot of fun with these games but the character of lara is very different from what i always saw her as.
    very wienery and malicious. almost psycho considering how emotionless and silent she is. b***h is just stealing shit and genociding dinos..
    she's no heroine like say, samus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's no heroine like say, samus
      Samus kills people for money, you know that, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wut? no she doesn't. none of the games depict that.
        if youre referring to the bounty hunter thing it was something the devs tacked on because they thought it sounded cool. they didnt actually understand what it meant lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how emotionless and silent she is
      She's only mostly silent in the games because she's alone most of the time, she talks plenty of shit in the cutscenes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want her to quip to herself constantly? Play the reboot series instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, isn't she awesome?
      Also, Samus has genocided alien lifeforms and she blows up every planet she goes to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing summarizes her better than that scene in chronicles where she lets Pierre fall. Cheeky but ruthless.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this ruthless monster

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pure angel of death

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Neurotypical
        >White instead of a /med/
        Do you even play the games you make memes about?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          britbongs aren't mediterraneans. why are americans always making the dumbest fricking posts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can you fix perfection?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >very wienery and malicious. almost psycho considering how emotionless and silent she is. b***h is just stealing shit and genociding dinos..
      sounds based to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monk who got tortured by occultist and his team of mercenaries
      >Lara immediately question him too upon finding him, not caring about his bloodied face, even throwing her shoe at him while she's changing to a swimsuit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY QUEEN

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't i aim at this rat? also why is it frozen in place? it looks dead but i don't remember killing it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not active yet, you have to go near it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that in the original. It's only triggered when you go through specific tiles (you don't necessarily need to land on them).

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider's always been one of my "I'll get to it someday" games. Should I play the remaster or emulate the originals?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well emulation is free, if you want to just try it out first. Tank controls might be off-putting at first but the game is built around it very well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Well emulation is free
        The Roms are not

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need ROMs. OpenLara exists.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are ISOs and they most definitely are free

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No reason to bother with the demaster, it just fricks up the lighting. PC with the automated fix is the best version that still stays vanilla, PS1 emulation if you really want that classic look.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider sucks so you’ll be disappointed and bored either way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try emulating I guess. Just ignore all the Crystal Dynamics employees in the thread.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pierre knocks off 75% of my health between spawning and finishing climbing up from the jump that spawned him on that one cistern room with the bridges, the first one unlocked by the rusty keys
    oh yeah i'm really feeling the ng+ now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you get to TR2's NG+ and every enemy is a Pierre!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least you get some meds in TR2 and can save whenever you want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just need to anticipate where Pierre spawns and get behind him so he can't shoot you. Most of NG+ involves cheesing, particularly the enemies with guns.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just got to atlantis. why is cave ambience playing instead of the heartbeat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did I hear the heartbeat from TR1 in the ship of 2, or cave ambiances from 1 in many places in 2, even the fricking OPERA?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these frozen rats look so bad. what were the devs thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're intimidated

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play TR1
    >Lara doesn't say "Ah hah!"
    No sense in playing anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Ah-ha" wasn't added until TR2, tourist.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone show me remastered "Lara turns into gold by stepping on Midas hand" scene? This helped me to discover and fevelop petrification fetish. I would like to see how it goes now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO WHAT ARE THESE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why I'm killing all these people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're in the way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider is a game about mass murdering thousands of goons in modern settings.

      t. Every "TR" game after TR1

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope patches are still being worked on, seems there is some company drama concerning the russian programmers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, it seems like some people are not happy they have russian people on the dev team? idk man

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is an offensive depiction of "French" "people" and "culture" rooted in racial and ethnic prejudice. These stereotypes are DEEPLY HARMFUL, INEXCUSABLE, and do not align with the values at Crystal Dynamics. And yet they STILL released it. Explain?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they censored the cultured depicted in the jacket though. the infamous nipple race.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're better off trolling the CD games with this

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these games any good? I always thought they were only famous because of the marketing with the bimbo main character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they're janky, piss-easy, and use fricking tank controls. it's basically the very first safe coomerbait game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they're janky, piss-easy, and use fricking tank controls. it's basically the very first safe coomerbait game

      Why do this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell him the truth? i dunno, why would i lie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they were good, the character becoming a sex symbol was just a side effect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >side effect
        no it wasn't. it was a deliberate move on eidos's part to raise the game sales. there's a reason the games say "starring lara croft" as a subtitle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bimbo
      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There weren't many fully polygonal (including enemies) 3D games at the time. There had been fully 3D racing/fighting/on-rails shooters since 1994, plenty of sprite-based fps but 1996 was the game-changer: Tomb Raider, Quake, Nights into Dreams, Mario 64.

      I went from playing side-scrollers on Mega Drive to getting a second-hand Saturn with Tomb Raider. It was incredibly atmospheric - huge dark caverns, minimal music. It was the first game that my dad played too. We would try to beat each others' times for each level.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell did they keep this dogshit mummy in this room from the PSX version? Yeah let's place a rabid lightning fast enemy that pushes you everywhere in a 2x2 room with an exit towards a big fall. no save place to shoot it from, either. what the frick were they thinking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as with the whole of these games, a "frick you" generally

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's ironic how the boss in Ice Palace is literally easier to beat with pistols and without taking damage than literally any enemy with a gun in the game, there is just a platform begging to be climbed upon which makes the fight tutorial mode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hitscan was a mistake

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm save scumming like crazy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you did not beat the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a big crystal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saving and loading is not save scumming in these games. You are intended to die and load a save.
      Jesus christ gen z is fricking stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad how they turned this hot schizo duke nukem like woman into the joke that is nuLara.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Melonie

  25. 3 months ago
    .

    One of my biggest complaints with this collection from the start has been the lack of options to map step-left and step right to the second shoulder buttons, like the original PS1 game. I'm guessing this is because it's based on the Mac port, so the keyboard controls are really good and the gamepad support is a bit questionable. But they still function. Also, the modern controls seem a bit hard to adjust too. How do I side step with the modern controls? Pressing R3 should also allow for back jump and left/ ride side step with the left analog stick. Also, it would be great if they could at least get run/ walk with the analog sensitivity. I cannot get use to the modern control scheme at all for the classic Tomb Raider games.

    • 3 months ago
      .

      >One of my biggest complaints with this collection from the start has been the lack of options to map step-left and step right to the second shoulder buttons, like the original PS1 game. I'm guessing this is because it's based on the Mac port, so the keyboard controls are really good and the gamepad support is a bit questionable. But they still function. Also, the modern controls seem a bit hard to adjust too. How do I side step with the modern controls? Pressing R3 should also allow for back jump and left/ ride side step with the left analog stick. Also, it would be great if they could at least get run/ walk with the analog sensitivity. I cannot get use to the modern control scheme at all for the classic Tomb Raider games.

      I will add. The step left and right controls are easy to work around, since you can hold down the walk button and press left right or back on the D-Pad. But using the modern controls, it is weird that I cannot side step, or jump left and right. The modern controls have a 'lock-on' mode with the free look. Maybe back/ forward sidestep could be enabled with the left stick in this mode. For me, it's just really hard to adjust to the modern controls in the classic TR games. I use the the d-pad for my whole playthrough of TR1.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really enjoying the ship levels from tr2 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nooo you can't do that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maria Doria was always one of my favorite parts of TR2. It wasn't until I came to these threads that I realized people apparently hate them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always loved them, but I like the passenger sections, while a lot of the mechanical rooms kind of suck.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the Maria Doris levels

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should have just been 3 levels, Living Quarters could easily be cut.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shhhh he's sleeping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop cheating with photo mode.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not cheating with photo mode. i'm cheating with sequence breaking, if there even is such a thing as sequence breaking on an open level.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Intimidating boss
    >Kill him easily by running in circles
    Great plan, Natla. This truly is the next step in evolution. Although step might be a bad word for it, because your master plan involves a race with no legs for some reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a kick in the pants
      >can't wear pants
      What did she mean by this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SEX

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear, even Umbrella would think this thing is stupid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't she interrupt it's creation? Like it needs to feed on human flesh to grow to full size or something?
      Also how does Natla have trouble against Lara with a pair of guns when she can throw apocalyptic city-destruction attacks by herself according to one of the flashbacks?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when she can throw apocalyptic city-destruction attacks by herself according to one of the flashbacks?
        that was a natural meteor, i think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was the atomic tests that woke her up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was but i think that anon was referring to the flashback FMV cutscene where a cataclysm destroys atlantis
            that cataclysm was a meteor shower, not natla's powers

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the first time Lara has ever seen a benis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you move her around in photo mode?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't. I played with her in game rotation to get her in the right place.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this artifact from the previous games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's because it wasn't in them. the last chronicles chapter talks about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you didn't pull the lever, Miss Croft.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that the Georgian alphabet on the wall?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends, is cambodia near georgia?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Khmer

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chronologically, about when does Lara actually go through the levels in Unfinished Business?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this model is so much hotter than the smoothed down one

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing TR 1 Remastered
    Just started Natla's Mines level
    Bastards took my guns
    So I'm frickin scurrying around the mines unarmed with those buttholes shooting at me every chance they get

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to have your guns before you face the first goon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you fricked it

        Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh shit whaddya frick.
        Also I found a fuse but then I died. When I reloaded the game my fuse was gone from inventory. This level is pissing me off now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricked it

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for some real fighting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no skaterboy in there, try posting this again next level

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gg ez

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU SHOOTIN AT ME? YOU SHOOTIN AT ME?!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"you firin' at me? you firin' at me huh?" after eating 10 shotgun blasts point blank to the back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SO HERE I AM!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the exclamation mark on his crotch? What are they implying here?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that is where the uzis are stored

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >~30 shotgun blasts at close range
          Jesus I can only imagine how much of a bullet sponge Torso+ is going to be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HEY IM SKATIN HERE!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My fricking sides

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So this is how you're meant to fight the bullshit hitscan enemies. I see clearly now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he on a skateboard? What happened to tomb raider being a serious franchise?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            tomb raider only because a tryhard "please take me seriously" franchise in the second reboot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your preference of Keyboard, PS1 or Saturn pad for TR

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it weird that i go on youtube and look up a couple of longplays to see how far i have made it into the game every so often? i am at the temple of xian and according to some longplay i am 6/7 on the way to the end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes wtf just look at the level list

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there ammo floating in the air in sanctuary of the scion? did these morons not test their game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh i get it, it's the same shit as the large medipack in midas palace. 90s developers and their sense of "humor"...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is there ammo floating in the air in sanctuary of the scion? did these morons not test their game?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the manuals for TR3 gave give more context to why Lara is going to those places and the other characters? Like how the frick did she know one of the meteorites is in area 51 and who's the blonde woman in London?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no idea why she's in india looking for the infada stone but she meets someone at the end of the India chapter who tells her about the location of the other artifacts

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't tell who i love more: AOD lara or you guys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Natla

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leigh >>>>> Natla

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally Mandy Moore

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    B R A V O
    R
    A
    V
    O

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ignore larson and go straight for the egyptian scion piece
    good game design

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WANT THE SKEEON SO BAD
      I'LL HARNESS IT RIGHT UP YOUR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      left larson sucking wind eh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, killing Larson is optional?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no ng+ save crystal after cowboy so i can skip straight to the detonator (i suck absolute dogshit at that trick jump)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T MAKE ME PLAY DEV INTENDED NATLA'S MINES

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way they handled secrets in TR2 was better

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man TR3 is some bullshit huh

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what could they have done to make the human gunners more fun to fight in tr2? was it even possible to make them fun and fair?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im at palace midas

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get a kick out of levels that use that Cistern ambience track. You just now the sound designer recording himself flushing a toilet and added some reverb to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the age of sound mixing creativity

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want them to remaster/touch up Angel of Darkness so much? That game is broken on any gameplay and level design sense and fixing it all would basically be starting from scratch outside of assets and concepts

    Remaster TR4 and TR5, and then add a touched up, polished version of the level editing tools that the fans have been reworking with for decades with Steam workshop support instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoD has already been fixed by fans thoughever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are the 'fixes'?

        is it like HL2: Cinematic mod?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would you think that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            because mod remasters tend to be shit and not vanilla 2.0? its gonna take a whole remake to make AoD good. because the whole game feels like shit on first impact, right down to the movement and physics, and the focus on combat and stealth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people want them to remaster/touch up Angel of Darkness so much?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know what to do and go next

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you explored every corner of the level, fren?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does the m on those three tiles on the top stand for?

      you can jump from there to there btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        M stands for midas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how flares are only useful for like two areas in the game at what they're supposed to do, yet pros use them all the time for huge jumps skipping fall damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, that is funny

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just found out today that you can quick swap weapons on controller.
    hold inventory button and then hit shoulder buttons/triggers/face buttons. I kept taking a hand off the controller and using the number keys on keyboard.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are bongs such cattle?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one a bit underwhelmed by the remastered graphics? The environments look nice enough I guess, but Lara's model and textures looks like something from early in the first xbox gen. I wasn't expecting super realism like the CD ones, but I mean Halo 2 looked better than this, some of the human npcs in Halo 2 looked better than Lara in these remasters. And how easy would it have been to redo the cutscenes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only one a bit underwhelmed by the remastered graphics
      yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's reasonable. I think it looks "fine" for what it is but I still prefer to just play with the original graphics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using the worst stage ever made for TR as a excuse
        what a shitty bait

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what a shitty bait
          Imagine deflecting attention away by making it about the stage quality, it's clearly about the lack of visual improvement shill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the opposite. I think Lara looks good, but the environment is kind of lazy. A lot of shadows are lost and the AI upscale is terrible in some places. I am still enjoying the game tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like the cover art from time
      what more do you want?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but Lara's model and textures looks like something from early in the first xbox gen
      And that's a good thing?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm in City of Vilcabamba and I've been running around like an butthole looking for the silver key.

    I've exhausted all areas, and there's nothing.
    I finally break and look it up, and much to my dismay there is literally no key in my game.
    No golden idol either.

    I thought maybe I picked them up and forgot about it but they aren't in my inventory either.
    Has anyone else encountered this bug.
    This isn't a graphical bug either, neither item show in either mode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind, I actually did have them they just don't show in my inventory.
      Nice game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to scroll up one page in your inventory to see key items.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLASSIC TOMB RAIDER RULES

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that some endangered species I hear?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For the last time, stop using the homosexual nulara version

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            based and true
            here's a quick edit on the house just so you don't have an excuse of not having one either

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              gebaseerd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            based and true
            here's a quick edit on the house just so you don't have an excuse of not having one either

            Am I missing something here? Both pictures look the same to me.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              spergs sperg over a necklace

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I missed that. So fricking stupid. She's clearly the old Lara design, but because she has that necklace she's nu-Lara?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Litearlly what CD are trying to achieve with the "unified" design.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's seems extra stupid considering nu-Lara never even fights any dinosaurs. Whatever, I'll post the other version next time so I can avoid pissing off insane people.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better brightness

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sticking with tank controls but my god, what a horrible experience.
    I'm no stranger to the concept, but for whatever reason controlling Lara is still a nightmare several hours in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might need practice in the tutorial. Also, recognition that the movement is grid based. The games don't expect you to be moving and platforming quickly except in a handful of instances.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine not being able to enjoy tank controls.
      holy shit dude, life must suck in so many other areas if you can't handle tank controls, especially in this game where it's so good.
      I'm glad I wasn't born low IQ.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might need practice in the tutorial. Also, recognition that the movement is grid based. The games don't expect you to be moving and platforming quickly except in a handful of instances.

      In line with the grid based movement, this guide can help you understand how Lara's moves work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took me like 10 minutes to get the controls down... then I accidentally loaded when I was trying to save. The fact that save/load is in the same menu and you can load with no warning message is fricking moronic. I don't even feel like playing this game anymore because of that. I know I'm going to keep doing it.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even was the point of filling this place with water? There's nothing there that I couldn't get without the water.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know there's quick saves and there's the achievement for beating it in limited saves, but do the save crystals still exist? Maybe has health pickups?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crystals exist in NG+ where there's no medkits, using a crystal tops off your health
      I'm not sure about 2 because that never had crystals, not even on console, and the crystals in 3 were collectibles, essentially banking saves to be used later

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I installed the dos demo of the original today and as soon as it opened up i was in graphics heaven, the 256 color, 240 lines, and geometry were all in such harmony. It has another graphics mode with higher res which looks worse because, that's what happens when res is higher than suits geometry/texture detail/color depth, as you can see here - left for example her arm looks like 'an arm, though low res' whereas right is 'more clearly' some kind of blank tube. I always thought this game only looked intense in my memory because screenies are so blurry, smeary and shit. turns out that's just because everyone who takes screens turn on 3dfx or whatever, despite knowing now how much of a mistake early hardware graphics acceleration was.

    Anyway the games don't need remasters, 1 looks so good in 240 mode and TOMB2 can go up to frickin 1366 res (at least) if you press f2 a bunch of times. running smooth as silk on win10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it especially did not need a remaster becuase it is not fun

      hated these games when they frickin came out

      frickin wolves

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        of all the bullshit enemies in these games, wolves are the least egregious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it did not need a remaster because I was filtered by them when they came out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >playing quake at the time online
          >"filtered" by tomb raider

          right, exactly. just like i got filtered by all the other useless shit on that era of consoles

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >complain about wolves of everything
            >mentions a game that has nothing to do with tomb raider
            >I w-wasn't filtered by it!
            Absolutely embarassing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing quake at the time online
        >"filtered" by tomb raider

        right, exactly. just like i got filtered by all the other useless shit on that era of consoles

        >frickin wolves
        How does this make you not sound filtered by the 2nd enemy in the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a weird boomer post, right obviously looks better, especially in motion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you unironically nostalgic for aliasing

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all inages in this thread dark (as in brightness) as frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think a tomb is?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why people have so much trouble with the controls in this game

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb raider filters noobs

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can this run on dx10 video card from 2010?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which video card? It doesn't do to be vague.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rv630

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rv630
          Probably not, though you might have some luck with Linux but I wouldn't recommend it because of the hassle involved.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            linux without a vulkan capable gpu is a terrible idea

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, axe that.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I bought the remaster on Switch am I legally entitled to pirate it on PC?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're legally entitled to emulate all switch games for free.
      nintendo deserves it and loves when people play their games for free (on PC)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pirated these a long time ago and I'm legally entitled to pirate the remasters too thanks to that. Go ahead.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      philip schofield lookin mf'r

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >philip schofield lookin mf'r

        go back to bed anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no u

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape?

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spooky.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so many russian names in the credits
    How is this even allowed today? And do russians even know who Lara is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know tomb raider had a level set in detroit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A couple

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they let lara keep the backpack?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were seduced by her charming smile and well-done braid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this expression looking down...? It's almost like she's looking at something below stomach level...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"GORILLAS could be here" she thought
      >"I've never been to this tomb before"
      >"GORILLAS could be anywhere"
      >the cool, ancient breeze felt good against her chest
      >"I HATE GORILLAS" the Tomb Raider theme reverberated through the entire cavern, making it pulsate as the small health pack circulated through her thick thighs and washed away her (merited) fear of gorillas in tombs.
      >"with a speedboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's ogre
    How did I do bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not as good as me, but that's hardly fair
      you did very well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you suck worse than me at finding secrets. Impressive.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Black folk and israelites

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been filtered
    i have a gold bar after the fire corridor but I do not understand this lever puzzle and don't know where to go

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you happen to look at the doors in that room?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did you get in the fire room?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, anon. Your post made me feel better about myself for being able to figure it out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, buddy! this is a fren zone! we don't discriminate other frens just because they get filtered easily like morons

        also, kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How have you got this far without realizing the puzzles often have clues in the level itself?
      I remember TR4 having some bullshit puzzles but I was a kid then so if that gets remastered I might be surprised.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the atmospheric pressure at 40 fathoms below surface level?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the atmospheric pressure at 40 fathoms below surface level?
      P = ρgd
      P = 1024/998 (depending on water type, salinity etc) x 9.8 x 73.152m (40 fathoms = 73.152m)

      P = 734094.9504 OR 715455.8208 = 734 kPa or 715 kPa (that's just from the water, itself)

      Now add 101 kPa for the atmosphere
      835 kPa or 816 kPa
      that's 8.24 atm or 8.05 atm
      That's without taking into account some other factors like temperature variations

      You can also just take the depth in meters and multiply by it 10k, that's what newish divers do to get a rough guess. 73 m x 10,000 = 730,000 kpa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        * Pa, not Kpa
        It'd be 730 kPa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nerd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would it make you go bendy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That depends on your gear and training, if you're considering Lara assuming she had the best training she would experience a little euphoria but not get too bendy initially. Someone without such training would be completely fricked. The hard thing about this is coming back up, that's why divers going for these records do so with systems meant to bring them back up or do it in very confined pools.
          Lara kind of went past the safe point, she definitely would've been fricked over by the pressure and Nitrogen Narcosis.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard of the terracotta warriors of xian, is that what the green golems are supposed to be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just jade statues come to life

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the threads these past 2 days have been pretty wild, buddies
    seems like we're receiving a LOT of shitposters and anons who are generally out to derail the threads

    daily reminder NOT to reply to those idiots and that lara loves each and every single one of you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and that lara loves each and every single one of you
      She loves me more. Because love her <- thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss -> much!

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is unfinished business worth playing or do I go straight to Tomb Raider 2?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      play unfinished business, then play 2, then 2's DLC, then 3, then 3's DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I skip the expansions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno, never played it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's SIGNIFICANTLY more difficult than TR1 and even some portions of TR2, so I wouldn't call it fun. But if you like ballbusters, go for it.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you chuds need to stop playing this cis filth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neurotypical people don't pull a portion of a load-bearing pillar off its base with their bare hands or dive after a submarine headed for the shark-infested ocean floor without an oxygen tank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >upper class
      She's very rich
      >Standard beauty
      She's gorgeous
      >Typical ability
      lol
      >Neurotypical
      She is crazy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, it's as if she was literally made to marry me!

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am slow but I will finish TR1 today

    Russian sweatshop modders have never seen an aurora borealis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek they drained the soul right out of this scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TR2
        >soul

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a big oof and yikes
      how could they miss that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same way they missed the aesthetic of The Lost Artifact. With how rushed this thing was it looks like 2 and 3's expansions barely had any work put in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what moron thought it would be a good idea to make the already shit combat harder lol
      The modders they hired to make this, and that's why you don't let them take the lead on design decisions.

      There isn't any, it's something that cropped up on the forums and the modders ran with it/believed it for some reason, and of course one of them is leading the development on this.

      >muh modders
      stfu u jealous b***h mf

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please remaster the Anniversary trilogy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite kind of breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Xbox backwards compatible versions look nice.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    r8 my pro gameplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/10

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty refreshing how the game doesn't hand hold at all. I got stuck in the sphinx room for like 30 minutes and was totally stumped and then the thought of shimmying past the head dawned on me and I was like "there's no way" and yes. That was the way. Why can't they make more games like this again bros?

    Casuals destroyed this medium.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 fricking minutes stuck in one (1) room
      you're the reason this medium was destroyed you know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >:(

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >:(

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this beast of a man could probably manhandle lara with his hands but they gave him a tiny toy shotgun for some reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's overcompensating.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is the literal opposite meaning of overcompensating

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, his penis is just microscopic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            understandable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless....

          britbongs aren't mediterraneans. why are americans always making the dumbest fricking posts?

          Does this look like an anglo*d or a /med/?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCUMSUCKER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwayne Johnson works for Natla?

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these pictures and videos giving me nostalgia think i might have to buy them.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got it on switch? How is it? Does it control horrendously? Does it perform ok? I have pc and PS5 but legit just want to play it at night in bed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have it, it's okay once you get used to tank controls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plays well on my Xbox so I assume the Switch version is probably fine too.

        Thanks, think I'll just buy it then. Been in these threads constantly since it came out and it looks great. I do worry about the controls though, I did play originally when they came out but I was about 8/9. If I could play it then I'm sure I can now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just spend some time doing the training course at Lara's home, you get used to them pretty quickly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plays well on my Xbox so I assume the Switch version is probably fine too.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even rubbing up against Torso's finger instakills you
    >spent 2000+ uzi ammo to kill him
    great stuff. can't wait to start TR2's ng+

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TR2's NG+ lets you save anywhere and gives you medis from finding all secrets.
      TR3 is the same trial and error traps that force you to know the entire game by heart or just slowly progress with checkpoints.
      NG+ peaks with TR1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TR3 is the same trial and error traps that force you to know the entire game by heart or just slowly progress with checkpoints.
        How do the save crystals work? On PS1 you could use the crystals you collected from your inventory to save anywhere you wanted, I'd love that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          same

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lara so much bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she fricks like a wild animal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She seems to me like the type of girl that tried every kind of extreme act of depraved sexuality possible and got bored of it when nothing was left.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She seems to me like the type of girl that tried every kind of extreme act of depraved sexuality possible and got bored of it when nothing was left.

        it's canon that she fricks guys using a 19 inch dildo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's canon your mom is a fat hog

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a thing weak women who want to feel powerful do, also why they seek out weak men who are into such things. Lara is anything but. She makes her lover suck wieners and get fricked while she watches like the og fujo she is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            did i say 19 inch dildo? i meant her actual 30 inch dick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's more like it, she always looked like a troony to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                AY YO THIS GUY SAID LARA LOOKS LIKE A troony
                LET'S GET HIM

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She has a serious case of troony face anon, you can't deny. Plus the 30 incher, case closed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't you ever disrespect my wife again

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should worry more about her spending time with Kurtis in love hotels

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                quit reading out of your diary

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit believing you're married to a cgi model

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the sex remain unhaved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like they do on the Discovery Channel
        uWu

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez. Crystal Dynamics really held contempt for the classic trilogy.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already died 10 times to this fricking segment even though i killed the mutants and saved afterwards which means i get to start at full health
    AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE FORGIVE ME NG+-SAMA I HAVE UNDERESTIMATED YOU

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually got through after making this post
      >die to embers
      holy SHIT why are the basic b***h traps doing so much fricking damage now

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok bros, so I've installed it. My impressions so far
    >TR always had those troon gay fans so I guess photo mode will be fan for them. You can go wherever you want with it so feels like cheating big time
    >WHY THE FRICK ITS UGLIER IN RETRO MODE THAN PC ORIGINALS
    >WHY IT RUNS SO FRICKING BAD ON MY PLEB 1050 TI
    >Why no even Anti Aliasing
    >Fricks with Riva Turner
    >Ugly water
    >No fun stuff, like support for mods, or sth
    >NG+ is a nice addition
    Overall fun, but not better than the originals IMO. Though maybe they'll add stuff, or improve it. It's a good remaster because the originals are timeless and didn't require much of improving IMO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch I KNOW why it fricking lags, because it runs on integrated by default, silly me.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be a good Ancient Civilization for Lara to explore in a future game? My vote is Jomon era Japan.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, Ganker?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was a mod that restores save game crystals to the pc version.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OpenLara does that, no?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can though? TR1x lets you and Troye's Tomb3 lets you have save crystals too. TR2 never had them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's called ng+, the way TR1 was meant to be played

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah dude I love all the enemies having tons of fricking health and being giant bullet sponges real fricking NEATO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure TR1 on the PC was save anywhere. Meaning if you're on the PC the remaster is pretty much the same as the original.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just checked the achievement
            >less than 86 saves
            >I am Natla's mines with fricking 40 saves

            I am going to save scum the SHIT out of the rest of the game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I saved like crazy and ended up with 140 or so saves. It was my first time through and honestly half of them were after Egypt because holy shit the last few levels crank up the difficulty

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ended up with 140 or so saves.
                TR-1 I'm on Atlanta's Level
                Up to 270+ saves lol (pathetic I know)
                I hate redoing anymore more shit than I have to.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The games design philosophy was trial and error with appropriate saving, there is nothing shameful about it
                PSX had save crystals by virtue of the memory card system

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm

                >It's ogre
                How did I do bros?

                and I finished with about 70 saves total.
                I could have lowered that number by not saving at the start and end of each level.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >did the achievement
              >used Restart Level instead of saving at the start of the level
              >didn't save mid-level once until Francis' Folly at the tall room
              >ate shit during a missed jump going downwards and had to do all 4 rooms again
              >saved mid-level to do the Coliseum jump straight to the balcony
              >didn't save once in Zoo Midas, but ate shit during a jump and had to start over because a notification forced my operating system to lose focus on the game which made me run off a cliff
              >saved in Cistern after flooding the level
              >saved in Tihocan before the slide
              >didn't save in City of Khamoon
              >didn't save in Obelisk, but ate shit again from a mummy pushing me off the top of the tall blue room
              >saved twice in Sanctuary needlessly because the flying atlantean AI cannot be trusted
              >one save in natla's mines to skip straight to the detonator
              >at this point i realized i'm being too conservative with my saves
              >saved in atlantis every time i reached the middle tall room
              >saved in great pyramid before every trap segment
              >finish game with sub-40 saves anyway
              >also got the speedrun achievement even though i wasted well over double the run's duration in real life time recovering from eating shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No save achievements are not worth it
                I just finished TR2 with 500 saves

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just finished TR2 with 500 saves

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TR-1 Natla's Mines level

    I just finished this level without getting all the fuses and without dropping the building from the ceiling.

    Cowboy- ass kicked
    Skater punk- ass kicked
    Big Black person - ass kicked

    Killed all the mofos
    Got all my weapons back and got the skate punk's Uzis.
    And got out of there alive without doing all the fuses bullshit. There's got to be some kind of award for this.
    Oh yeah. I'll be snuggling with Lara at the Croft mansion tonite.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd made the TR anime based on her OG adventures.
    >Cold, kickass, grey morality, no fricks given
    >You can have all kinds of episodes: Gallows Tree for horror, VCI for a fancy heist, murder mystery in Paris and so on
    >A basic template already exists with Netflix's Carmen Sandiego cartoon, just make that but more mature.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1124308/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya I saw it thanks to these threads. This >>> the new series, I want more because it's so short though and you can tell they didn't really focus on the story for most episodes.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does she do it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you fix the camera like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dev mode

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just sleeping

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that ground is actually lara's bed

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fricking Chris Barrie played the butler in the Angelina Jolie movies
      I thought it was great. Although he came across as a competent Arnold Rimmer.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even though only one of the Dark Souls 2 DLCs has you use a bow in a very basic manner to solve some puzzles (actually kinda fun) the setting of said DLC and some of the other stuff you have to do there made it feel more classic TR-y than any of the NuLara games. That's really sad.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people say TR is too easy now with saving anywhere
    >people try TR NG+ and they start complaining that it's too hard
    NOTHAN PERSONALE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NG+ enemies do more damage and removes medi packs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is complaining it's too hard?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE THE FIRE EMBERS IN ATLANTIS!!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i made that post and i wasn't complaining, it just caught me by surprise because embers do laughable damage in the regular game.
          the great pyramid trap segment is the only "hard" thing about NG+ and it's not "hard" just scummy, the arrows while shimmying are pretty much unavoidable and whittle you down to the point you get oneshot if you touch an ember. the second time around i didn't get hit by embers and it was smooth sailing to finish the game off from that point onwards. even natla felt like a joke after sinking so much uzi ammo onto Torso.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know, fren, i was just shitposting
            please don't think i was being mean to you on purpose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What changes are there in NG+? I haven't touched it yet because I'm still on TR2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remixed enemy layouts
        Pierre and Larson ambush you throughout the early levels
        Enemies have new attacks
        Remixed puzzles (more items + interaction points)
        Level layouts changed (Temple of Xian is twice the size, for instance)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. Do they still give you infinite ammo like when you beat the original TR on the PS1?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. Do they still give you infinite ammo like when you beat the original TR on the PS1?

        Ignore that post, he's lying.
        Here's a list of things
        https://raidingtheglobe.com/games/core-design/tomb-raider-1-3-remastered/new-game-plus-modes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For TR1:
          >cheats don't work
          >start with all guns, with one pickups worth of ammo (you still lose them in Natla's Mines)
          >no medipacks. all medipack pickups are replaced with various kinds of ammo
          >enemies have more health
          >enemies do more damage
          >traps do a lot more damage
          >not allowed to save anywhere, have to use crystals to save and fully heal. single use and you have to use them where you find them (same locations as in PSX version)
          For TR2:
          >start with all guns, with two pickups worth of ammo
          >no starter medipacks. medipack pickups are also changed to ammo
          >finding all secrets gives you medipacks
          >no cheats
          >more damage and health on enemies
          >more damage on traps
          >monks are hostile
          >you can save anywhere
          For TR3:
          >cheats don't work
          >start with all weapons, one pickup of each
          >more damage and health on enemies
          >traps do a lot more damage
          >crystals are once again required to save and heal, but you collect them and use them from the inventory whenever you want
          >high security compound robs you of your entire inventory including flares, just like in the classic games. you don't get any items back
          >all monkeys, Area 51 prisoners, RXTech flamethrowers and Crash Site soldiers are all hostile from the start (high security compounds' are still friendly for obvious reasons)

          Ah, okay. So it's just European Extreme mode.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For TR1:
        >cheats don't work
        >start with all guns, with one pickups worth of ammo (you still lose them in Natla's Mines)
        >no medipacks. all medipack pickups are replaced with various kinds of ammo
        >enemies have more health
        >enemies do more damage
        >traps do a lot more damage
        >not allowed to save anywhere, have to use crystals to save and fully heal. single use and you have to use them where you find them (same locations as in PSX version)
        For TR2:
        >start with all guns, with two pickups worth of ammo
        >no starter medipacks. medipack pickups are also changed to ammo
        >finding all secrets gives you medipacks
        >no cheats
        >more damage and health on enemies
        >more damage on traps
        >monks are hostile
        >you can save anywhere
        For TR3:
        >cheats don't work
        >start with all weapons, one pickup of each
        >more damage and health on enemies
        >traps do a lot more damage
        >crystals are once again required to save and heal, but you collect them and use them from the inventory whenever you want
        >high security compound robs you of your entire inventory including flares, just like in the classic games. you don't get any items back
        >all monkeys, Area 51 prisoners, RXTech flamethrowers and Crash Site soldiers are all hostile from the start (high security compounds' are still friendly for obvious reasons)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>For TR2:
          are hostile

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this sounds like absolute shit. ill stick to vanilla. what moron thought it would be a good idea to make the already shit combat harder lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what moron thought it would be a good idea to make the already shit combat harder lol
            The modders they hired to make this, and that's why you don't let them take the lead on design decisions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easy now
      You could always save anywhere you wanted on the PC version.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's with the cat statues in TR2's secrets?
    TR1 secrets were all useful supplies while TR2 just hides collectables for the most part.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup.
      and they're dragons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each level has 3 dragons, collecting them all gives you ammo, med packs and sometimes weapons.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it
    is there a hint im missing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. some of those tiles are not like the others.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh for fricks sake
        i thought i needed to follow a set pattern based on the red dots near the levers or something
        thanks

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite thing is finally having combat music in the PC version of TR.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    theoretically, what could lara do if you were to give her a bear hug?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoot you in the face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        n-no she can't do that! she can't move her arms!

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REMASTER, REMAKE, PORT, NEW EDITION
    >RELOADED, DIRECTOR'S CUT, REIMAGINING

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone seriously manage to figure out THAT jump on Floating Islands without reading a guide?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long did it take? that's the most bullshit thing I've seen so far and I got softlocked 3 times already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one? Floater has at least three THAT JUMPs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one where you won't make it unless you press grab to change your animation to freefall, despite the fact there's nothing to grab onto

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          or you do a swan dive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that doesnt work either

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >two of the jumps i had in mind require you to grab
          >the last one requires a swan dive
          now i'm even more confused

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a huge firey area, with a trapdoor
            You pull the lever to open the trapdoor, but to make the jump, you have to run, jump and hold grab, which will make her animation switch so that you won't touch the fire even though you aren't grabbing anything

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you not use grab to prevent Lara from being knocked back from walls?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, who jumps into walls?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you need to jump into an opening.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just line up the jump
                Apparently you can actually do a running swan dive which I didn't know because you need to hold the walk key so that makes it bit less bullshit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is doable in a lot of places throughout the series
                TR1 spoiler alert

                ?t=2943

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's the swan dive one

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TR1 came out in 1996. They didn't invent skyboxes until 1997. Please understand.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the TR1 bugged pick-up fixed yet btw? That's the only TR1 Achievement I'm missing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No patch yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game hasn't been patched a single time yet.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing and I'm having an issue with jumping on a short ledge. Let's say I climb up a block then I gotta jump over to another block, you got like 2 or 3 steps before lara runs off the block. I tap jump, I hold jump and she normally just runs off the edge without jumping. What am I missing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a full block to do a running jump.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like even when I backup all the way it's hit or miss on her jumping. Does when I tap jump matter?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can start holding the jump button as you start running, she will jump at the edge

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know how to walk-to-run jump
        ngmi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know how to walk jump, I'm explaining basic jumps to some new to the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hold walk, walk to the edge
      let go of walk, take one hop backwards
      you are now at the perfect length for a running jump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of doing slow steps back, try taking just one "regular speed" step back, it's the exact length for a running jump.

      Seems like even when I backup all the way it's hit or miss on her jumping. Does when I tap jump matter?

      You're supposed to hit jump almost instantly after you start running forward. There's a delay to jumping.

      You need a full block to do a running jump.

      Technically if you start walking forward, let go of walk but keep holding forward and then jump, you can do a running jump with less than a block of running length

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laura Reboot Isnt Lara

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the actual interview/source that stated that the Unfinished Business levels were originally supposed to be the Atlantean levels first? Not saying anyone is wrong, I just really want to read the interview.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't any, it's something that cropped up on the forums and the modders ran with it/believed it for some reason, and of course one of them is leading the development on this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and of course one of them is leading the development on this

        I've heard the old Android/IOS port of Tomb Raider 1 has the current Unfinished Business level order, so it can't just be forum trannies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you gain by lying like this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And do you have a source for that interview/link to it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but it's the gold standard site for tomb raider info
            https://tombraiders.net/stella/walks/TRUBwalk/03stronghold.html

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you don't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's literally the 2nd paragraph in the link, lol

                >DESIGNER'S NOTES: According to Philip Campbell, the level designer for Unfinished Business, the Atlantis levels were meant to be played before Return to Egypt, and Lara was intended to start with only the pistols. In an interview with Theresa Jenne from tombraiders.com, Campbell explained, "That sets them at the correct difficulty level (i.e., expert). You have to start without pickups and only with your pistols. Then, the shotgun is easy to get, and I provided plenty of shells to influence the player to use it, and perhaps also influence the style of play—slow and stealthy. The Uzis are then not available until the second level, and they are in a special place (the 'shop window' in the big Lava room). The magnums are reasonably well hidden in the first level." If you want to play Unfinished Business as its creator intended, either restart the game and use the level-skip cheat to get to the beginning of this level, or download a savegame file.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, anon's asking for the source - proof that Phillip Campbell actually said this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What proof do you want? Do you want a sworn affidavit form Phillip

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes
                Or just

                [...]
                http://web.archive.org/web/20010606014851/http://tombraiders.com:80/trub/PhilipCampbell.htm

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know about Stella's guide but that's just repetition of what's said on the forums, anon was asking for the original interview source for a reason. There might be some other reason they moved the level order around, and it could also just be a mistake as they say, that's why finding the source would be interesting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, anon's asking for the source - proof that Phillip Campbell actually said this.

                http://web.archive.org/web/20010606014851/http://tombraiders.com:80/trub/PhilipCampbell.htm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What is the proper way to get down the hole in the basement under the gold wedge-shaped hill in the big valley? I never did find it and had to use Jeff Reid's new move, up arrow + CTL which allows Lara to land on the small pyramid.
                >"This was sneaky - that's why I left those medipacks lying around. The trick is you HAVE to be at full strength, and we found that in testing 'expert' players tended not to 'top up' their health ( a sign of weakness, using medipacks!) and therefore they tended to get stuck more than the 'fill 'er up' players..."
                >"When at full strength, lower Lara down into the hole, and shimmy 'til you are above the closest part of the pyramid ( check the shadow) - then you can drop and slide, and not have a nice day..."
                It's almost like this is dogshit game design. But no, it's the players fault for thinking they're in the wrong for taking a mandatory, unavoidable hit to 90% of his health. Let's put this in TR2 and TR3 too!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                get trolled

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you can softlock the player, it's not dogshit game design, it's being cautious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is a softlock if you don't have medipacks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a skill issue, restart the levels and try again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game gives you a medpack anywhere it expects you to take mandatory damage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are parts in TR2 where it doesn't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just played it and i dont think there were

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name them.

                There was more than one but the only one I screenshotted was here since this took about 3/4 of your health, right before the boss too

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's like 25 feet, her thighs would shatter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can avoid damage from this fall

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how? with that speedrunner trick of throwing a flare right as you land?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that only cancels the stumble animation, you still take fall damage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do a roll

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't mandatory damage. By fake-grabbing and holding left/right you can hit the slopes at the top acting as a support for the gong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The expansions weren't made by Core Design

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the next major patch next month.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every twitter tomb raider argument

    >actual woman
    >I hate how unfeminine they've made lara

    >autogynephilic troon
    >wow you just can't play games without thinking about porn constantly can you chud!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your first mistake was being on twitter expecting intelligent discussion
      your second mistake was thinking this place was any better

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think it would ever be possible for a game to ever have 3D platforming this precise and consistent without using tank controls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not without the game helping or comically large geometry, which is how we get shit like that one webm of the jump auto-correcting in midair.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quake already has 'precise and consistent' platforming without using them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      The precision and the consistency is because the game takes place on a grid and because you can see the collision geometry, there are no invisible hitboxes for platforms, what you see is what you're actually colliding with
      tank controls aren't neccessary

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Lara

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pirated it, someone like the mod to remove the woke screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only shows up one time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care, link it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link deez nutz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a little b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i am weak and must play the game even though 3 seconds has scared me for life and i need a mod to avoid it.
        Have fun baby.

        Link deez nutz

        Go die in a fire, troonoids.
        Now link the mod

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mod deez nutz

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            get fricked snowflake

            Ah. Such weakness that you cant even google it. Damn.

            How much of a fricking crybaby are you that you need to mod out a disclaimer screen that appears for 0.1 seconds that you don't even read

            Why haven't you killed yourselves yet if you throw a tantrum all the time over a non-issue?
            Now link the mod

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why download a game that had stuff in it that makes you upset?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you throw a tantrum all the time over a non-issue
              that's exactly what you're doing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          get fricked snowflake

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. Such weakness that you cant even google it. Damn.

            How much of a fricking crybaby are you that you need to mod out a disclaimer screen that appears for 0.1 seconds that you don't even read

            Like homie just close your eyes lol like just click past it and don't read it lmao

            don't reply to it, buddies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. Such weakness that you cant even google it. Damn.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much of a fricking crybaby are you that you need to mod out a disclaimer screen that appears for 0.1 seconds that you don't even read

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like homie just close your eyes lol like just click past it and don't read it lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >peekaboo, ignore it and it'll go away
            how's that working out

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty well actually. Look i will try it with you now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                did it work?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Definetly better for him than for you it seems.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            Why download a game that had stuff in it that makes you upset?

            >if you throw a tantrum all the time over a non-issue
            that's exactly what you're doing

            Here, link in pic so jannies can't automatically delete my post.

            Pathetic trannoids
            https://moddinghaven.com/mediawiki/index.php/Tomb_Raider_I-III_Remastered_mods/Less_Legalese_and_No_Trigger_Warning

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              holly shit thanks I almost had a mental breakdown when I saw the text.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can believe it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am weak and must play the game even though 3 seconds has scared me for life and i need a mod to avoid it.
      Have fun baby.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here, link in pic so jannies can't automatically delete my post.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need a mod. Put -nolegal in the launch arguments.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont tell him that. He is too stupid to use google.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not interested in the mod or the trick to remove it he's only trying to kill the thread. But the only thing he does is bumping it because he's a chudcel.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had a Baader Meinhof moment with the word "fathom". I learnt the word from the level 40 Fathoms in TR2 yesterday, and then I heard someone say "deep six", which means to kill somebody, originally from throwing something overboard and it going past six fathoms of depth making it unrecoverable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep six comes from being buried six feet in the ground.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    angel of darkness... the early 2000s... soul... home......................

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like shit game with moronic edgy Lara

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *pokes you in the eye*
        stop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True kek, I wonder why so many games turned edgy and fell off right near the same time.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the Brutal Tomb Raider mod where there's tons of gore.

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