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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP
    >IT'S UP
    IT'S UP
    >IT'S UP
    downloading now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit, I didn't even think about it being released this early

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But does it feature Dante from the Devil May Cry series?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay assblasted, drongo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day trasvestite. You will NEVER be a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is now live on GOG too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time to pirate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAH!! i remember telling a couple of anons earlier this morning that Steam will release it at midnight!
      who's laughing now??

      it wasnt releasing tomorrow morning afterall. hell ya

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that they fixed the bobbing heads for the remastered cutscenes with a day one patch?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it true that they fixed the bobbing heads for the remastered cutscenes with a day one patch?
        no idea, wasn't looking for it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Tomb Raider games are shit and only ever sold because of the triangles. They are the direct ancestor of the modern day "movie game".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tomb raider
        >Movie game
        Kek, Samustroon still seething at Lara's superiority

        The direct lineage goes like this: Another World -> Tomb Raider -> Uncharted -> The Last of Us. Perhaps in a world without Tomb Raider, we wouldn't have The Last of Us.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wish, Samustroon
          Old TR games are pure gameplay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Samustroon
            Samus is not the one that has literal drag queens streaming her games, Lara is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad you admitted to be a jealous Samusgay
              >But trannies
              Yeah trannies latch onto popular female characters. Bayonetta, Peach and Zelda have a huge troony audience, doesnt mean shit
              And you have Sybb here who is a Samustroon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that Samusgay, in my corner of the world we don't even know Nintendo kek.
                >trannies latch onto popular female characters.
                I knew about Bayonetta because they're obsessed with being witches, and I guess Peach and Zelda because they're characterless/self inserts? I know Silent Hill 3 and some other horror games scare them because they remind them YNBAW, that's quite based.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The one who can't stop spamming samus shitty thread is literally a troony

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That explains a lot, cursed trannies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anon lets forbid indiana jones, resident evil games and Anderson movies so you cant suffer from some tps

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Indiana Jones
            What do shitty Hollywood flicks featuring israeli power fantasies have to do with video games?
            >Resident Evil games
            Boring as all hell.
            >Wes Anderson movies
            What do shitty hollywood flicks have to do with video games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tomb raider
      >Movie game
      Kek, Samustroon still seething at Lara's superiority

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol moron that's like calling Mario a movie game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Tomb Raider neatly laid the framework for the de-gameifying of video games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes really, you're an idiot if you think the classics had any "movie game" elements.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tomb Raider was to Cinematic Platformers what Mario 64 was to traditional platformers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you calling Mario 64 a traditional platformer?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's a 3D adaptation of traditional platformer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tomb Raider is literally 99% gameplay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt you ever played tr games tendie, too hard for you
          Stick to your games for toddlers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have never owned a Nintendo console and I have only ever emulated Nintendo games. Tomb Raider was a herald of the end times, you only care about it because of the breasts.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok you're confirmed moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The through line from Tomb Raider to God of War (2018) is starkly apparent.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have never owned a Nintendo console
              Thats what every coward tendie say
              >breasts
              Yes, I like breasts, and TR games were also good on top of that. Cope, nintendie

              [...]

              Meanwhile metroid threads always trying to survive through porn kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tomb raider
      >movie game
      I swear to god I cant even tell anymore if you people are trolling or just moronic

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Troon Raider

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you jump to the side w/ modern controls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need your guns out

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im so freaking hyped for this bros, massive tomb raider fan! this will be my first time playing a tomb raider game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was a gamer when they originally released. They were shit then and they will be shit now. I unironically preferred Nu raider.

      Two homosexuals spotted, now kiss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not the ones playing a 3D adaptation of Prince of Persia.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          stay assblasted, drongo

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will play Tomb Raider with THIS controller and no one is going to stop me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as good as a Saturn pad, but no shame in a very respectable 2nd place

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey 8bitdo, make the damn 3D Saturn PAD now now NOW!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the dpad so much, it's become my favorite controller for older games

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a gamer when they originally released. They were shit then and they will be shit now. I unironically preferred Nu raider.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love seeing lara's different facial expressions in the remaster
    beautykino is back on the menu, boys and girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she fricking SHITS AFTER EATING

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i eat while shitting 🙂

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you trying to stay on the toilet permanently? why would you do that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seam on the photo texture. eugh

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOMB RAIDER

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they still let you buy the originals on Steam. Figure they'd have either been taken down, or just packed into the purchase of the Remaster as a bonus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be because of the different developer/publisher.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely all tied together. Every since the remaster was announced, 1-3 never went on sale once, despite the complete rest of the Tomb Raider series having multiple franchise-wide sales on digital storefronts.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got a cheevo for doing all the exercise's at home in TR1 let's gooooooooooooooooooooo

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to raid tombs and kick native's guts. And I'm all out of magnum clips.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just finished messing around in the mansion
    >ok time to play, back to main menu
    >lemme check the thread quick
    >now just sitting here listening to fricking kino music
    this main menu theme is really fricking good.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These controls are fricked, jump feels weird and the fricking action button doesnt do shit, i am failing the goddamn tutorial. At least her ass is nice. already coomed to bathrobe lara

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers really used to fap to the left back in the 90s
    Man, y'all had it rough back then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i genuinely never beat off to the in-game models, i thought she was just cool.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        respectable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn in the past was like 90% imagination

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, people jerked off to the renders

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know what file to delete to remove the Crystal Dynamics troony warning?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes go to users/appdata/roaming/aspyr and delete the folder, do the same for users/appdata/local/aspyr, that's where the game dumps the legalese.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried modern controls a bit in Lara's mansion and it feels like there's some things you can't do. How do you do a backstep so you can get a run up? Can you even do it on modern controls?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft-RUNE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will now play your slop

        S:6 L:5
        Yeah sure, I will surely fall for that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      RUNE brain

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now play your slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks king

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no discount for owning the OG games

      I will now play your game althought i'll probably just buy it at some point anways

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      anyone confirm these are safe?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not safe
        t. crystal dynamics CEO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's up on the gog pirate site senpai, stick with that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm that saves work on the RUNE version (a.k.a Steamemu)

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN REMOVE THE CRYSTAL DYNAMICS troony WARNING BY EDITING A TEXT FILE IN THE GAME DIRECTORY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it look like you can easily mods a few shit.
      >replace "Pacific" with "antarctica"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, change the text to be subtly malicious and spread it like wildfire. Cancel Crystal Dynamics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It already is subtly malicious. Crystal Dynamics want little zoomies and wokegays to see that warning and hate the originals for being racist and sexist like they do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, the only thing publishers want to accomplish by including these kind of warnings in their re-releases of classic "problematic" media is to prime their customers to expect less.

          Face it, these warnings aren't legal ass-coverings, as there's nothing illegal about the content in these games or almost any other prominent enough to include a warning like this, they're there to tell the customer: "this kind of media could only be made in an era you will never see again, so be grateful we're allowing it to see the light of day again." it's emotional blackmail and demoralization in its most subtle form and it only continues to be maintained because people rationalize it away as being better than the alternative of the game being censored.

          Sure, censorship or banishment is the worse outcome, but that doesn't make this automatically a good one. Until we return to a culture where artists are able to thrive without fearing an arbitrary assault by the dregs of modernity, I say don't give them an inch.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i agree with you, but i have to stop you at your last sentence
            you're saying that we shouldn't buy the game because of the disclaimer?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you shouldn't buy the game because they already exist in superior form

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's no way to communicate with the major companies making the games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >puts troony warning saying the game is horrible but kept things the same for originality sake
      >censors the game anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did they censor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pierre's jacket
          i think that's all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pierre's jacket now instead of a naked lady, has a lady in a bikini. 0/10, cancelled my preorder.
          Honestly though, did you even know that Pierre's jacket had a naked lady on it? Or that pixellated mush was supposed to be a naked lady?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you delete all H1 to G3 to skip all that shit or what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what Crystal Dynamic's opinion is about Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate woke leftist morons so fricking much. Literally the ONLY thing in the first three games that could possible be misinterpreted to be offensive, and this is only if youre a woke homosexual looking for something to be offended by, would be the savage cannibal tribe enemies in a couple levels in the South Pacific Islands levels. They are LITERALLY cannibals who attack Lara on sight and want to eat her. And this is somehow racist. Even though there are obviously actual cannibal tribes in that part of the world that would attack on sight and eat you. Its a fricking representation of reality. Cannibals exist, they are inhuman, and there would obviously be nothing morally wrong with defending yourself against them. In the game Lara didn't fricking go there to wipe out the natives, she didn't even know they were there. Shes fricking hunting down magical artifacts that a bad guy is trying to get so he can use them to alter the evolution of humanity and turn people into monsters. Kind of important. Lara gets to the Islands and is attacked by cannibals. She defends herself. OHMYGODTHATSRACIST.

      Wokegays are literally incapable of critical thought.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's even funnier is that those psychotic cannibals also existed in shadow of the tomb raider, a game made by crystal dynamics

        morals for thee but not for me

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me tanned Lara or give me death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tanned
      Lara is brown. She was meant to be latina (Laura) but then the brits were like uhhhhh racism? So they renamed her Lara and said...uhhhh WHITER THAN YOU AHMED!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They renamed so burgers wouldn't butcher her name. They can't pronounce Laura.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's called lara because they wrote her name as a bri'ish person would pronounce laura.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no they didn't, you stupid sack of shit, fricking have a nice day

            seethe, this is old news burgers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they didn't, you stupid sack of shit, fricking have a nice day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's called lara because they wrote her name as a bri'ish person would pronounce laura.

          no they didn't, you stupid sack of shit, fricking have a nice day

          lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >33% hispanic country
          >can't say a common spanish name like Laura
          Pendejo...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They used to be white

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they changed her for marketing, nobody gave a shit about racism back then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I like trying too hard to fit in too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lara was always white

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you're all enjoying the game, buddies

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the game, am I doing my part?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if by doing your part you mean funding crystal dynamics then yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        crystal dynamics didn't exclusively make it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and yet they are getting the money

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a fraction of it, yeah
            to crystal dynamics it may as well be blood money since they want nothing to do with the game but they have no choice as embracer told them to help aspyr

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy cope

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people used to jerk off to this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm jerking off to it right now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, Im doing it right now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >used to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      understandable

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed that the game seems to lock your fps to 30 when playing with original graphics. Is there any way to unlock it? It's just weird considering you can get unlocked FPS on the original PC version but not in this remaster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone will mod it in, it's probably in a text file or config somewhere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just weird considering you can get unlocked FPS on the original PC version but not in this remaster.
      Not true, the originals are locked to 30 or the physics break. Even this remaster is still running at 30 on the game sim, only the renderer is interpolated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I distinctly remember playing the trilogy at 60 fps, specifically the games I bought from GOG, but I might be misremembering.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Ganker seriously excited about a remake of a game from a B-list franchise?
    Tomb raider was never good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you keep telling yourself that, zoomy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quiet, zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-list franchise
      >Tomb Raider

      Born after 2010?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I forgot how much of this game is just fighting the controls.
    On the plus side, this is exactly how it felt in the 90s.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God, I forgot how much of this game is just fighting the controls.
      what issue are you having?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tank controls in general were always awful. I don't want to switch to modern controls because I want to play it like I remember it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the controls are perfect and always were, you need to learn to be patient and deliberate

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you actually enjoy having to come to a full stop to turn corners? Do you like pushing down to back up only to dive off of a cliff because you forgot to hold the walk button? How about doing a swan dive because you pushed jump and forward at the same time instead of jump then tap forward?
            Tomn raider always had shit controls. I know you were not around in the 90s but, we hated them then too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you actually enjoy having to come to a full stop to turn corners?
              you don't have to at all, just turn while running
              Do you like pushing down to back up only to dive off of a cliff because you forgot to hold the walk button?
              sounds like a you problem
              How about doing a swan dive because you pushed jump and forward at the same time instead of jump then tap forward?
              that's not how that works, you have to hold walk while you jump forward to do the dive
              >Tomn raider always had shit controls. I know you were not around in the 90s but, we hated them then too.
              literally half the ps1 games that exist use tank controls thanks to tomb raider and resident evil, they were perfectly fine and actually if you play something like devil may cry 1 you'll see why direct movement is not always good, because when the camera changes suddenly you're holding the wrong direction and you turn around when you didn't mean to and it's annoying

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you actually enjoy having to come to a full stop to turn corners?
              Are you moronic? (no need to answer that, everyone who hates tank controls is, unironically) Tank controls don't force you to stop to turn.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I know you were not around in the 90s but, we hated them then too.
              We really didnt, hell we didnt even know we could do it any other way at the time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's wrong with the tank controls? are you just having a hard time getting to grips with it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tank controls in Tomb Raider are very solid once you get used to them. They are waaaaaay more precise than those floaty modern remaster controls.
          Unless you are an idiot and playing the game on a stick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only morons have to "fight" tank controls. They are 100% precise, since they don't change/aren't affected by camera movement at all. They are literally more precise than modern controls are. Way to out yourself, idiot. L2P, git gud, adapt, homosexual.

        I think what people mean is that Lara doesn't move in a way a human would.
        You don't shimmy taking 20 cm steps at a time when you want to face a light switch, it's absurd and it's something you have to get over first.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The way she moves super slowly laterally as well as how stupid some of the hitboxes are for objects and levers is definitely an issue, they tried to address it with Walk to action.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only morons have to "fight" tank controls. They are 100% precise, since they don't change/aren't affected by camera movement at all. They are literally more precise than modern controls are. Way to out yourself, idiot. L2P, git gud, adapt, homosexual.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least I will have something to play until Astlibra Gaiden gets cracked

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy slow Batman, where are you from anon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        australia. it's 5pm here, it wasn't available at like 5am when i went to sleep, i just woke up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Is your internet indicative of the average? 5 megabytes/s seems pretty harsh, greedy ISPs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a dingo stole his bandwidth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Best answer kek.

              it's pretty good actually i think, it's with the nbn (national broadband network) which is not available everywhere in the country, i dunno what the fastest connections in the country are like but compared to what i used to have (700kb/s) it's rlly good and lets me stream if i want or download big games

              Above the national average then, I see.

              Australia is continent in the middle of nowhere, their internet is fricking garbage from what I heard.

              Rip I guess.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's pretty good actually i think, it's with the nbn (national broadband network) which is not available everywhere in the country, i dunno what the fastest connections in the country are like but compared to what i used to have (700kb/s) it's rlly good and lets me stream if i want or download big games

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              fren... kenya has faster internet than us
              t. fellow aussie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              fren... kenya has faster internet than us
              t. fellow aussie

              getting there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2018
                this is 6 years out of date
                try the 2023 stats

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                2024 stats is an anon getting 5mb/s on what he says is an expensive connection.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Australia is continent in the middle of nowhere, their internet is fricking garbage from what I heard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not that, it's that it's a huge country where everyone lives on the coast and so to lay fibre along the entire coast of the country would be expensive, this is why places like south korea have awesome internet, it's tiny as frick and everyone is clustered together so you can afford to put good cable down. also our government are a bunch of boomer luddites so we're in general 15 years behind in all things tech related (unless it produces coal)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon has shit internet. I get 230 mbps. Average is like 40 I think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sucks man, get Starlink, I live in the middle of nowhere next to cows in Australia and pull these speeds

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            38ms for satellite isn't that bad, I remember when shit was 100ms+

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can edit the text with whatever you want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha, editable plain text.
      $10 says they throw a fit and patch it out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You go, king

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A game where Lara gets breast cancer, it needs fleshing out, no pun intended.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HELL YAH SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS FOTM JUST LIKE PALWORLDSSSS
    i hate Ganker consoomers so much its unreal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not fooling anyone, zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay assblasted, drongo

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone please try -nolegal command line switch, does it remove the cucked disclaimer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      YOU CAN REMOVE THE CRYSTAL DYNAMICS troony WARNING BY EDITING A TEXT FILE IN THE GAME DIRECTORY

      and

      Yes go to users/appdata/roaming/aspyr and delete the folder, do the same for users/appdata/local/aspyr, that's where the game dumps the legalese.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder to not reply to the shitposters but to instead enjoy the games

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhh yes i LOVE tomb explorer. haha yeah I'm actually a boomer and this franchise was POPULAR, you see!

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >127 replies
    >44 posters
    Some autist is really going overtimr

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >morons don't understand how conversations work

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's particularly shit about Tomb Raider? It directly lead to Duke Nukem: Time to Kill, Zero Hour and Land of the Babes, killing the franchise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What killed Duke is 3DRealms not finishing DN Forever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to kill was good though.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your parents didn't give you an N64 and mario 64 back then and instead gave you a PisS1 & Trash Raider 1, they didn't love you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had both :^)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sister literally traded her Nintendo 64 for Tomb Raider, eat shit kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tendies cant stop seething about tomb raider
      So much for pretending to care about gameplay kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People with happy childhoods and friends had a ps1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking back, Sega Saturn should've won, the entire video game industry would've been better for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, maybe it's this thread, but if they'd managed to secure Tomb Raider as an exclusive, they could've survived that gen easily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a PS1 for Lara, get fricked tendie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We owned all systems, you poorgay pedo 🙂

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KMB+M or Controller?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard only

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard. 90% of players have issues with tank controls because they are playing with a floaty thumbstick that the game was not designed for.
      So it's either D-pad or keyboard.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently national average is ~100 megabytes a sec, idk where to fricking get that, we pay quite a lot a month with telstra for what we get (5megabytes/sec). this is from accc, not sure how accurate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same situation as rural America.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw downloading the originals for free

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been telling myself for ten years that I need to go back to the 2013 remake. I wonder if it's as good as I remember.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the depressed anon that didn't feel like playing the remaster from the last thread isn't in here
    is it over?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said he was out of a job and that he bought the remasters but didn't have the motivation to play them because of the stress of job anxiety
        i wanted to know his situation so i could cheer him up but it looks like he's gone now, which is a shame, because i hate seeing people sad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that sucks. Frick games though, let him work on being his best self first.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i agree

            Timezone difference perhaps and he's simply in bed? If he has buyers remorse there's the refund button.

            maybe
            i just hope he's going to be alright and that he gets to experience the spark of joy again because i know how stressful job anxiety can be
            i think he'll be alright

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah no, frick that c**t.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timezone difference perhaps and he's simply in bed? If he has buyers remorse there's the refund button.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's also the revolver and the rope, who knows in cases like these

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow modern controls suck. Really puts into perspective how much the classic controls contributed to the precise and consistent feel of the game.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *rattling*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess explains why winston's tea tray was always rattling
      the old guy's nerves were getting to him whenever he was near lara

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do the controls work? im already filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play through Croft Manor (the tutorial) via the main menu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're called tank controls, bro. It's self explanatory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother, he's probably never been to WAR he wouldn't get it...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones? Because I too can't comprehend modern controls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i figured it out i think, the grab button is rt, when the tutorial is saying Y(Action). I dont know how to backstep but im just timing it instead, pretty clunky controls but it beats tank

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to pull out your guns to backstep.
          Modern controls are fricking moronic. Learn tank controls, because I have a feeling some platforming sections will be impossible with modern controls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beats tank

          I beg you to take the twenty minutes or so to become accustomed to the tank controls. They're very intuitive once you learn them and the feeling of stiffness is appropriate for the level design.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole game runs on a grid system. Walk to the edge of a grid square, do a hop backwards (which goes a full square) and then do a running jump at the end of the square. Your jumps go the same distance every time, because TR is more about precision and fulling understanding your moveset than on-the-fly fluidity.
      It's 3D Prince of Persia in the same way the PS1 Crash games were 3D Donkey Kong Country.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost finished with 2nd level
    >"Hmm I haven't saved in a while"
    >Go through menu without reading, click load instead of save and lose an entire levels worth of progress
    Same fricking thing happened when I replayed 2 on pc back in 2017 and 3 back in 2021 lmao I'm not even mad it got me again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original loading screen didn't have dead wolves lying around, why are they glorifying animal abuse?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao they removed the buttcrack, truly the cuckedest devs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the default keybindings weird to anyone else? My muscle memory says Num0 should be look but it is bound to v, as well as some stuff like crawling being period.

      Another classic is going into save instead of load when you've stuffed up a jump and are going to die, only to save over the one save slot you've been using for an hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally never beat my last playthrough of tomb raider 3 because I saved after missing a jump at the end of area 51, and my last save was somewhere in the jungle.
      I have great plans not to make that same mistake again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go through menu without reading

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this 'tomb raider' is it like playing Dante from DMC without a sword, bike, nunchucks and without a sss rank system? Talk about missing features.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes zoomer, it's kinda like fortnight without building as well.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of modern controls but the moment I realized the acrobatics were gimped and I couldn't flip around in each direction easily I switched back to tank. I'd say if you are new then just bite the bullet and learn the tank controls, they're not that hard to get used to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mainly curious if the modern controls adds a lock-on button for targets to allow strafe jumps and the like, or how the side-jumps are handled in the first place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried to flip around with the guns out like how it works in legend and anniversary but it didn't seem to work that way either

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i showed my dad the comparison of the games and he thought the old one was the remaster and said he liked it cause it's brighter

    i showed my mum the comparison and she said "she's thinner now"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brighter? Everything I've seen in the comparisons had the remaster as the better lit of the two, while the OG has the black fog wall and generally limited lighting. Unless he was just referring to the contrasts, since the remaster did add the grey cancer to the mix.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the remaster as the better lit of the two
        total zoomer death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes. it's in a completely closed off area yet is lit up brightly. just like the first level. all they did was give it real lighting and open up holes to let natural light in which looks really good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original TR1 is way brighter, at least in some spots, as it has flat lighting. The remaster has more sophisticated lighting however that creates light-dark contrast that wasn't in the original which tends towards being generally darker. The sprites that are used to represent 3d objects are also incredibly bright, making them very easy to see even in the darkest room. The remaster obviously has lit 3d models which are a lot darker, depending where they are. I can see why they added in the pick up notification for new players having played for a bit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate the texture "seems" on the floor. Even the original didnt have those

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes it did, you can literally see them in that pic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          While you're right, the original on PSX has a more horrific atmosphere. It's probably because of the darkness in the distance as well as being more cold and less warm like the remaster is, but I like the neutral/cold leaning colors of the original way more, the new one feels like it's been through too many color grading filters. There's something to be said for how easy the original is to parse almost instantly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does seem pretty cool that you can switch out the graphics on the fly. But I'm not buying it until they release a remastered level editor as well, so we can make our own levels and cutscenes!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i showed my mum the comparison and she said "she's thinner now"
      Sounds about right.
      Back in the day I showed my mom a magazine page with Final Fantasy 7 characters (wanted to show Cid because he was cool) and the first thing she did was comment on Tifa's breasts instead.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 destpie being so stylized

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We want the feet-freak audience

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With modern controls

    How do you make her run and grab the ledge

    It's the number 4 ramp in her house

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      L2?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found it it's r2 for me

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadows of the empire was better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal who

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love me some fricking SotE, but it's a completely different kind of game from Tomb Raider. Game was also complete bullshit on Jedi difficulty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude what. They're not even close to being similar games. You didn't play either and you're just trying to stir shit up.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Modern controls
    >Need to have guns drawn to backflip or sideflip
    >Yet, if you move after drawing your guns out, no more backflips or sideflips
    This guy made them, didn't he

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I MISSED A FRICKING SECRET IN THE FIRST LEVEL OH NO NO NO NO NO LARA SISTERS

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not so fast, steamies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Tim where's my free Tomb Raider trilogy you promised

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      game can be downloaded and played early, just not officially out on the store page.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This moron seriously can't do the same with Unreal 1, UT99, and UT2004

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Epic didn't publish those games, I don't think they have the rights to them.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those shoulders
    It's kind of neat how everything is almost exactly the same in terms of geometry and models.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing i don't like is how her hips are narrower now
      why did they do that?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they kept the tank controls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is designed around them. Removing them would be like removing jumping in Mario.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, thank god.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK. did speedrunner veterans come up with this achievement list????
    https://steamcommunity.com/stats/2478970/achievements
    >269 achievements

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, proves they actually know the games inside and out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TR1 | I Only Play for Sport!
      >Finish game in less than 5 hours
      >85% of all players own this achievement

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably people who got the game early or people using the Steam Unlock All Achievements tool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complete the game in less than 5 hours, no medpacks and pistols only
      frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Level skip cheat is your friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just follow a youtube vid and pause the game when needed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pause the game when needed.
        the timer keeps going while it's paused

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    always been british btw

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monkeys got a bigger glow up than Lara.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a monkey, no one is gonna b***h. Actually someone might.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a shame

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. Even Kotaku is annoyed about that disclaimer calling it "meanspirited" and "disingenuous".
    And then the reviewer proceeds to shit on the game for being too hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No lol Kotaku is just mad the game isn't censored because they're homosexuals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is even harmful in Tomb Raider?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Kotaku. EVERYTHING is harmful.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lara doesn't have a big jaw and masculine face

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The frick is even harmful in Tomb Raider?
          Lara is a woman who looks like a woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wokegays being mad that other wokies aren't woke enough
        I hate this fricking timeline, bro. These people are insufferable fools. Evil fools, at that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of ivory tower are they living in?
        Why kind of homosexual feels offended on other's behalf?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twice as old. if not more than I used to be when I started playing this game
    >Still screech at the enemy jumpscares

    Fricking tigers

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these lads look a lot better, they aren't just 2d sprites that turn with the camera now lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did any of the devs say what era of 3d games they were trying to target with the new models? A lot of it feels like idTech 3 polygon levels, but with slightly higher resolution textures than you'd see of that time.

      Whatever it is, they nailed it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To me it looks like they targeted the promotional 3D artwork and the cinematics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you can still pass them as if they are 2D sprites.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he die like this? He could have easily escaped no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like an early 2000s PC game, not one of these cheap Unreal "remasters". I like it.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do her feet look like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      already posted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i got u anon

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the old cheat codes work? lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the achievements actually requires the one that makes Lara explode, so probably.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I mod a miniskirt on Lara yet

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 66 ip
    hmm...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The strange case of actual fans talking about something they enjoy, how curious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people can talk to each other
      WOW HOLY SHIT BREAKING NEWS

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn. very good playercount for around midnight on a wednesday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know that i was part of those measly 1600 players an hour ago lol
      This shit better jump to 10k+ players at LEAST by tomorrow. Boomers rise up!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe after work

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um is there a webm of Lara getting gold'd? It's for reasons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually show it in a launch trailer, because they know what fans want.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aspyr hired actual TR community autists to work on this remaster and you can tell by the little things:
    + Mid-air rolling from TR2 added to TR1
    + Responsive jumping from TR2 added to TR1, so as long as you're already running, you jump immediately on the frame you press
    + Ported PSX exclusive features like the level restart function, midas gold reflections, TR3 rain, and TR3 reverb. TR3 reverb back ported to TR1 and TR2.
    + Crouch rolling added to TR3
    + You can sprint now without having to wait for full stamina in TR3
    I'm impressed, I hope the devs get a chance to patch in stuff like OpenLara water before Embracer cuts them off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+ You can sprint now without having to wait for full stamina in TR3
      well that changes a LOT of things. the final secret in Tinnos is going to be way way easier now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TR3 reverb. TR3 reverb back ported to TR1 and TR2.
      What does this mean anon? reverb..?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this actually work for Windows 7? It won't start up for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, GTX 760 fren here. I'm forced to do the most horrendous of things, install Linux.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I use my pc for other programs than games so I can't just jump to linux. Guess I'll need to wait to buy another SSD to install 10

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I'm not saying to install that autismo nightmare either, I just couldn't be arsed to troubleshoot.
          Some things you can try:
          1)https://github.com/doitsujin/dxvk/releases
          2)https://www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/dx12-to-vulkan-mod-for-older-gpus-on-windows.315239/
          My own GPU doesn't play nice with Vulkan or I would've used these.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I just finished installing and can confirm that it absolutely does not run on Windows 7. Not sure if they would change this is you complained on steam since the system requirements there say it should work.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what will Crystal Dynamics learn from how well received this remaster is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more remasters to fund nu-lara

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something, something, harmful impact.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and the could done to in it is deep perhaps through is has? pressure from

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there going to be mods?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me of course there is silly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hehehe, nice.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of my earliest know erections was accidentally turning lara into a gold statue
    maybe i should buy this for nostalgia's sake. pic remi-related

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine has no sound. None.
    No matter what I've done.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      take it easy man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys, moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AMD GPU?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I got an Nvidia

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it only this game or does it happen in other games? In any case, turn off WASAPI exclusive mode for whichever sound device you're using. In the Sound Control Panel, under the Playback tab, click Properties for whichever device you're using for audio, then in the advanced tab uncheck both of these.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only this game.
            That didn't work but I really appreciate it anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try disabling other audio devices if you got any, I've seen programs doing weird shit and trying to output to my monitor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disabled everything else but nothing going, thanks though.

        your PS5 controller has probably taken over as an audio device when u plugged it in, go settings audio devices and change back to your speakers

        That was the first thing I did lol. homosexual controller is always hijacking as the main audio device.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Settings -> Sound -> App Volume and Device Preferences, which device is the game using?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're very helpful, they weren't using my speakers as a device.
            Alas when correcting that still nothing from TR.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              is your volume muted?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No buddy, everything else is running just fine, youtube, streaming, games from my library at random.
                I'm just fair and squarely fricked on this one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it on steam or GOG? you might want to check those forums
                sorry i couldn't help ya buddy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Steam.
                No, you've been great man. Really I appreciate it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your PS5 controller has probably taken over as an audio device when u plugged it in, go settings audio devices and change back to your speakers

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances TRworld mods get ported onto this new engine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same engine.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay what time will the Switch allow me to play it?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    by the way, there's apparently a stuttering bug and it's fixed by doing this
    i don't consider AMD GPUlets as real people so I don't care about saying how to fix it on those

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rx 580 here and haven't had any stuttering and the game doesn't even make my gpu fan turn on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This uses Vulkan? I thought it would be using DX12.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it uses DX12.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Vulkan, OpenGL.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is now up at gog-games.to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      buying it on steam then pirating myself a DRM free copy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but anon, you are supposed to buy on gog so drm free games don't stop being a thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll buy both on steam and gog then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            based

            I usually buy on GoG then on Steam when discounted

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it but only if they do TLR and chronicles at some point
    TLR was my childhood man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully they will

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watchin' the clock for this, but one of the only reviews on GOG says saving is broken. Can anyone confirm?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pirated the GOG release it works for me, they probably didn't run it as admin or something, many such dumbasses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noice, I'll give 'em my 30 bucks then. Hope it goes to the dudes who actually worked on it at least.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never in these cases, Aspyr are owned by Embracer anyway. They usually get paid on a contract basis, your money almost always goes to the publisher.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm that adding -nolegal to the shortcut skips all intro logos, including the troony disclaimer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek people got mad over a screen for nothing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's sad, isn't it?
        i wish people didn't get so instantly emotional over petty things like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was probably a net positive for the game in terms of marketing. Chuds and SJWs cancel each other out, and we get an uncensored game.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider was never good. Stripping away the bad controls and [cannot specify because nothing was memorable] its only value was in fap material and fetishizing hot gymnast with exotic wallpaper enough times to become boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bing bing wahoo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice deflection but there's no false choice of liking rehash Mario homosexualry vs having loyalty to feces. The world is bigger than Nintendo and Sony.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep crying Tendietroon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get bent Black personhomosexual. Enjoy your boogeyman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendie filtered
      Good

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steam store page
    >the remaster is at the top of the new & trending list
    yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider was massive at one point. It's just most gamers today are too young to know it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've just given me flashbacks of tomb raider in the 90s with all the car and energy drink commercials, the music tours, the giant billboards, ahhhhh, what a time....
        thank you for remind me of it, buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not on my page

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, i guess people in your region aren't cool enough to pass the cool person test

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's actually top 3 selling when you remove free2play. Pretty cool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Palworld won.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.trle.net/
    if you want custom levels (they're almost all built on the TR4 engine)

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this made by 'Jeets?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not GTA, so no.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        every remaster is made by them, not just GTA
        remember how the PoP SoT remake was reset?

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't things just be a product of their time anymore why do these companies feel the need to rehash and pretty up the past how the frick do you make a game like this work in modern day why should you?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks so gooooooood omg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S O U L F U L K I N O

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE ARE SO BACK

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit the controls are horrible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop pretending.
        Everyone hated the controls back then too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it was normal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it wasn't. There was no "normal". 3d games where brand new and nobody knew how to control them. Every game was an experiment. We put up with it because nobody knew any different.
            I was 12 years old when the game originally came out. Everybody fricking hated the controls.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was normal.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd agree with one caveat, since there was no normal, you also didn't have enough reference to realize how bad they were and much you should hate them, but yeah, the grid-based controls and missing jumps were kind of a pain even back then.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We kind of did have a reference, though.
                Resident evil, ff7, mgs, or any other tank controlled game with fix backgrounds and camera angles where, and still are, fine. Tank controls where never good in fully 3d environments and we knew it back then too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are completely different types of games though, and there hadn't been enough games with the amount of freedom of movement as Tomb Raider to realize how much the controls didn't translate.

            • 3 months ago
              The Skeleton Man

              We put up with it because Tank Controls were very explicitly balanced around the entire design ethos of Tomb Raider you turbo-homosexual. People didn't complain about them and it sold millions because people back then weren't shitters, unlike you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It sold so well back then because of the breasts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you weren't alive back then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was in 7th grade

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              and everyone hated you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop pretending.
        Everyone hated the controls back then too.

        I'm talking about the modern controls I can't Lara to backflip, swandive, or grab on to ledges.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Backflips need your guns out but they're moronic in how it works, just use the mid air spin instead. Grabs are L2 or R2, these modern controls are the shittiest thing ever, kek.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            danke

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The controls are hurting my hands !!

    But I wanted to support the game

    Also there is now way in fudge I can use tank

    Those controls are crazy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But I wanted to support the game
      why? the original devs are long gone. you're just supporting some indian AI upscaling outfit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see Booba I give money

        Simple as

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow turns out that zoomer >ooooh the clunkiness meme was right on the money huh?

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooooh the clunkiness

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you exit the game

    Do I have to alt f4 ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to leave via the passport in the pause menu

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny thing is that the clunkiness is still there. there's literally no reason to play these demakes

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are a canon couple
    either way I ship them uwu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't lump queen with that moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is the king, not a queen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1996 was a big year for Duke Nukem and Lara Croft. Duke 3D Released early in 1996, Tomb Raider came out in late 1996. Both the original DN3D and Tomb Raider were really big DOS-PC games too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        late 90s was pure kino

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >late 90s was pure kino

          1996 was this weird year of just non-stop 'innovations'. Quake 1, Mario 64, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Wave Race 64, and to a lesser extent, Crah Bandicoot, Duke Nukem 3D (not really as innovative as Quake), NiGHTS into Dreams, Shadows of the Empire, Diablo. 1996 was like 3D gaming becoming the new mainstream thing in gaming. Tomb Raider may as well be the original 3rd person 3D action platformer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well said anon.. then a single year later we get timeless gems like TR2, FF7 and Ocarina of time.
            What a time to be alive in the late 90s

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros...i played like an hour of modern controls and the camera is TRASH!! it keeps spazzing out in certain angles, and especially if you switch to the old graphics mode, gets stuck.

    Also is it just me or can you ONLY swim WITH the camera (right stick) with modern controls?? wtf? i tried press all buttons, nothing works.. you can just swim with direction buttons and the wonky camera on modern controls..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you playing with modern controls?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because tank controls are supreme ass?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, you just suck

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            gotta be bait. tank controls are the ultimate shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't make me say the F word, anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >replying with an answer
          maybe stop being a zoomer??

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because i was testing the new controls , for a change.. i finished the trilogy many times in my teen days (like many ppl here) but wanted to test modern controls.

        Still, the whole
        >just play tank controls if you dont like modern!!
        is not a good argument. The devs fricked this up.

        I (GOG pirate) don't have that issue, are you playing on Steam? It must be doing something fricky to your controller with its stupid Steam controller API, many such cases.

        Yeah im on Steam... GOG's version has working swimming controls where you can swim with the jump button (with modern controls) ?
        man this game needs quite a bunch of patches

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah im on Steam... GOG's version has working swimming controls where you can swim with the jump button (with modern controls) ?
          Oh no, I meant swimming with the left stick. Then again, maybe something's up with my version?

          Anybody else having issues with saving on the GoG version? It just doesn't work. It sends me back to gameplay but doesn't save my progress. Same thing on all three games.

          Did you run the installer and game as admin? It's a common issue with GOG piracy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried uninstalling and reinstalling as admin, then running the game as admin, same shit.

            Did you scroll over to save or are you loading your last save like a goober?

            What do you mean? The only option when scrolling over in the save menu is "exit to title". There's no option to load anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I (GOG pirate) don't have that issue, are you playing on Steam? It must be doing something fricky to your controller with its stupid Steam controller API, many such cases.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The filtering is great to see. Whether it's over the disclaimer or the controls.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remaster turns a PS1 game into an early PS2 game
    What's the point?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a 2004 PC game. The point is for it to look better without changing anything else.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those wondering about the Steam Deck. DF did a test on SteamDeck performance and it doesn't have the weird framerate stutter issue found on Windows. The Remaster Trilogy runs at 90fps at maximum resolution.

    ?t=1008

    Also, this is also good news for Linux users. Because that means it will run really well under Proton on Steam.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, is this a halo anni situation where with the click of a buttom you can choose between the old & new graphix right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aye

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION NO PHYSICAL VERSION

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do some people have trouble with tank controls and some people don't?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is different in their own special way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are moronic mouthbreathers and some aren't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally an intelligence thing. I wish someone would test it scientifically to prove it, so morons would finally stop blaming games for their inability to understand or adapt.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok bros
    Is it good?
    Never played TR1-3 before.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's amazing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The graphic work they did is actually pretty damn impressive, they gave a lot of "3d effect" so to speak to some very flat objects on the walls and grounds etc.

        What DOES suck is the modern controls , and the camera is a mess on many occasions if you play that.
        Id recommend sticking to the older tank controls, until the devs fix that mess. But yes these remasters are the best version to play , all HD and 60fps

        New graphics for first playthrough or old?
        I really like how the new graphics look personally.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          New graphics, old controls. I just want a mod that has analog movement while keeping the old controls, that's all these morons needed to do (and it has been done before)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh it's up to you, really
          you should switch for a few seconds every so often though to see what they've changed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go with new graphics id say, but sometimes it's dark here and there.. luckily you can press the start button and immediately switch back and forth...
          but still play 80-90% with new graphics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The graphic work they did is actually pretty damn impressive, they gave a lot of "3d effect" so to speak to some very flat objects on the walls and grounds etc.

      What DOES suck is the modern controls , and the camera is a mess on many occasions if you play that.
      Id recommend sticking to the older tank controls, until the devs fix that mess. But yes these remasters are the best version to play , all HD and 60fps

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else having issues with saving on the GoG version? It just doesn't work. It sends me back to gameplay but doesn't save my progress. Same thing on all three games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you scroll over to save or are you loading your last save like a goober?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't save. There's nothing to load.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUY
    >A
    FRICKING
    >AD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe tendie

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the Antlantis levels!
    I want pulsating blood red walls of flesh not the aniversary garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared
      It tooks almost 1:1 to how it was in the OG game. As if the devs had no idea how to "liven up" those areas for a remaster.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    clara conscripted panel minimum miss. person leadership that that than and? that will

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Chang. god you stupid chinks with your google translated bullshit.

      I swear to god Steam community boards are like 50% full of chingchong kanji topics everywhere these days

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros... why the FRICK did they make these modern controls so ass? why do you have to HOLD the gun ready button to ready your pistols?? tired of holding L2 in my case to keep my guns out..

    theres no option to toggle the ready weapons buttons.. what a bunch of ridiculous design decisions.
    >inb4 stop playing with modern controls.
    No. They fricked it up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play tank or stop b***hing

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mfw no quick flare even with the old controls, whoever worked on both should be fired.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no quick flare
      >no quick save button
      >no quick load button
      man i miss abusing the F4 and F5 buttons and i think it was ; button for the flares?
      what a load of nonsense this remaster is (aside from graphics)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        flares are , in classic controls still, look at the keybinds (option directly under where you pick modern/classic)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no quick flare
      >no quick save button
      >no quick load button
      man i miss abusing the F4 and F5 buttons and i think it was ; button for the flares?
      what a load of nonsense this remaster is (aside from graphics)

      go to controls you moron, it's all there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i havent seen the controls menu for TR3 yet (for flares).
        I doubt quickload and quicksaves buttons are available in the options menus are they? didnt see that in the TR1 options

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          save is F5, load is F9

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon! it actually does work on PC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not flares

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This or Open Lara?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open Lara for 1 >>>
      Better controls, better water if you want, keeps the authentic visuals and lets you run it at 60 FPS. I don't know if it's compatible with 2 or 3 though, get these remasters ONLY if you want the new visuals.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing zoomers getting filtered by the lack of tutorial.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else unable to save during playing? Just noticed that I cannot load anything either and the game always shows the EULA when re-launching.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    but does it have horse mod?

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking GOG version doesn't save

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking GOG version doesn't save
      Get a memory card

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed. You cant save without using gog galaxy to play it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        drm free they say.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron you are

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The DRM freedom is the friends we made along the way...

          No seriously, i guess piracy wins again. Still bought the game to support the devs and their work/ attention to detail.
          They still need to patch the shit out of the camera and controls mess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed. You cant save without using gog galaxy to play it.

      This isn't the first game to frick this up. Try deleting any Galaxy dll files in the install directory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alternatively, try deleting the Steam API dll files.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed. You cant save without using gog galaxy to play it.

      For God knows what reason the current version has GOG Galaxy files and a Steam API in its root directory. Delete the three files and you are good to go. The game launches instantly after doing this, too.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a tumble in the Mansion
    >Frame drops on my McMonsterMachine
    Uh oh.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm considering buying the Switch version. Any reports on whether or not it's fricked?

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will say they completely butchered the water, hopefully they can just patch something in because it's a far cry from the white waters you see in lost valley.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larabros, how do I toggle the graphics?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      F1

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could any modding autist make a mod that removes the crystal dynamic passive aggressive message shitting on classic TR. I won't be playing it until that's modded out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person it's literally plaintext, you can edit it yourself with notepad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep conceding to mentally ill woke hobby invaders, moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          insane statements like these dont help you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yo ucant' explain what's insane about it, apologist

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're mad over a screen. Kys.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are defending a screen, mongoloid

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the screen is stupid but getting so mad over it to the point of not playing a game is insanity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >to the point of not playing a game is insanity.
                I'mn not the anon who said he won't play, since all I'm hearing is "we couldn't cancel, censor and change whatever we didn't like about this nonwoke product that we couldn't overwrite with our woke slop reboot and we are here to WARN you that we are seething"
                Still that shit shouldn't e in the game and the apologist should hang himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ schizos are also tech-illiterate
      big surprise

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The true Lara Croft is a bombshell. The homely looking remake is such a bland looking woman that you'd probably find in the streets of London.

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, will you be playing with tank controls or nucontrols? Keyboard or a controller?
    I am going with the classics - keyboard + tank controls.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of the modern controls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, doesn't work for me. feels weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was designed with tank controls in mind, so they are obviously not the superior choice. There are also issues with the camera when modern controls are turned on which aren't present in the tank controls setting probably due to some source code limitations or poor coding or something. I don't think they break the game like they did with the RE1 remake, but they are not ideal that's for sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As I expected you can't just brute force a completely different control scheme into a game that is so tightly designed around and interwoven with the original, intended control scheme.
      They're ok for clueless zoomers that will give up after the first level and never learn the intricacies of the platforming, so I guess in that sense their goal is accomplished.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're ok for clueless zoomers that will give up after the first level and never learn the intricacies of the platforming, so I guess in that sense their goal is accomplished.
        No they are not, clueless zoomers are refunding because the modern controls don't function kek.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, clueless zoomers would've refunded 30 minutes in either way.
          >Ohhh the clunky controls fr fr, where tf do I go. this game is mid no cap

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i buy this and just play with old graphics and old controls it's basically the same as the originals yeah?
    i already have tr1 on steam but whatever DOS nonsense that it runs in breaks for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's the same game

      Is the Inventory supposed to have a black background?

      no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the Inventory supposed to have a black background?

        Uhh.. yes?
        TR1 on Steam does have a black background.. i cant remember how it was on the OG TR1 on PS1 etc but on Steam TR1 at least has a black background on inventory screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as anyone can tell, yes. They used all the original source code.

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Inventory supposed to have a black background?

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game runs really well. Running it docked at 4k on my Steam Deck no issues.

    Pirated of course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the remaster doesn't sell and we don't get TR4-5 remasters as a result, I am blaming you personally.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to buy it if some anon can give me an autistic breakdown if there are any changes I should avoid.

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sound issues on GoG too.

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing the "first time" playthroughs
    >I've 100% Dark Souls and Lies of P, I can ace Tomb Raider
    >gets filtered in the first level of TR1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even get filtered by the first level? It's literally a walking simulator with bats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are usually stuck on the first climbing section at the very start of the level, because they don't know how to climb.
        And most zoomers somehow can't figure out that Lara's Home = tutorial. And then rage that the game has no in-game tutorial. Or chekpoint saves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you didnt get mauled by the bear once, you're a heroin meth addled zoomy and went past all the secrets

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomy jumped in blind like a moron
          ok zoomy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Raider is legit harder than most souls games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find one worth watching. They all put on modern controls and then do nothing but b***h about the controls and the game not telling them what to do or where to go. Gamers to day are so stupid. They literally don't even experiment with buttons or button combinations. If the game doesn't tell them what to press they press nothing.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've found a decent enough stream with one "newbie" chick that's actually determined enough to learn the game properly and punch through it. She's having fun, but the chat is backseating her like a motherfricker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's baffling how unhelpful and inconsistent the modern controls are, especially when the camera is stuck close to Lara and it can't decide which direction to move her. I was dicking around with it in the mansion after running through 5 stages in TR1 w/ the original controls, and switched back to tank after 5min.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is also an issue of simple platforming becoming stupidly tedious with modern controls. Jumping across that bridge in Lost Valley was piss easy before - walk to the edge, hop back, take a running jump with a grab. Easy.
          With modern controls, it becomes this fiddly bullshit, because you can't simply HOP BACKWARDS.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was fully expecting the modern controls to basically simplify/babysit the player in a sane way.
            Eg. Being able to run up to an edge (only run off a ledge if you're holding a movement-modifier button), and needing less space to do running jumps so you can just spin a circle on the spot near the ledge and then jump, vs. the deliberate routine OG controls demand of walk up to ledge, hop back, run forward and hold jump.

            Actually am a little disappointing there's no grip toggle in this so I don't have to hold CTRL all day when climbing or ledge shimmying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you beat dark souls? that's cute, tomb raider has tank controls

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess they're using AI image generation on some of the textures beyond simple 'upscaling'.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And another thing that jumped out at me. Some textures just are properly seamless with one another, although the majority I've seen thus far at least mostly try to be consistent with how good/bad it tiles relative to the original graphics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek AI slop is the best Tomb Raider gets these days. How the mighty have fallen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess they're using AI image generation on some of the textures beyond simple 'upscaling'.

          there is obviously work done here, not just AI

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You say obvious work, but then you can see the 'pattern' surrounding the frame of the wall being all kinds of fricked up and smudged.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TR1 on Steam does have a black background.. i cant remember how it was on the OG TR1 on PS1 etc but on Steam TR1 at least has a black background on inventory screen

        I can see the seamline in the original texture too, at the same spot. The original gets away with it because of the low resolution/ lower colour texture. It's mostly noticeable on the bottom rock.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original at least made an attempt to have the rocks look connected between them, compared to the remaster where it looks like a wall of rocks in flattened perspective, with none of them trying to match between the tiles.

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real issue is that the tutorial just teaches you tank control movesets, not the modern control ones and at point it deliberately tells you things that do not apply to that control scheme.
    I've been playing Tomb Raider for 20+ years, and I have no fricking clue how to do basic shit with modern controls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern controls:
      >Not even thought out properly, waste of extra buttons (keeping shoot and interact separate, for instance)
      >More buttons on current controllers yet somehow there are less features available kek
      >moronic requirements to do certain moves like having guns out to sideflip/backflip (when they could've just not split interact and shoot and used that as a modifier, for instance)
      >Swimming doesn't even work properly
      >The speed at which Lara moves spazzes out the camera even more
      Did anyone even test these?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In their attempt to pander to zoomers, they probably alienated them all instead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're fricking awful, all they had to do was put modern movement on the stick, and keep tank on d-pad. Like what Capcom did the REmake/0 HD.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek it was that simple, the irony is one of the modders they had working on this actually has a pretty decent implementation of modern controls in his version. I do wonder which moron is responsible for these, probably cost them a fair few sales heh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(when they could've just not split interact and shoot and used that as a modifier, for instance)
        That would fix 90% of the issues already. So much core gameplay revolves around back hopping or backflipping/sideflipping

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth using a controller for this game? i use tank controls and a keyboard for now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tank controls work poorly on a thumbstick, so either stay with the KB, or switch to d-pad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >use d-pad
        I thought this was a given... I'm just not sure if there is any advantage to using the controller. only played TR1 on pc never on psx

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I switched from using controller to kbm, just feels better for tank controls.

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