wendy's is a great deal but MUCH worse >burgers nowhere near as tasty >doesn't have that melty mountain of cheese >worse fries
it's also 1/4 the price so it wins out most days, but when you want decadent slop you go to 5 guys
Five Guys is way too greasy and a lot of cheese is not a good selling point when it's American. There was a local chain by my middle school that served the exact same kind of food as Five Guys that was never regarded as all that great, so its popularity confuses the hell out of me.
wendy's is a great deal but MUCH worse >burgers nowhere near as tasty >doesn't have that melty mountain of cheese >worse fries
it's also 1/4 the price so it wins out most days, but when you want decadent slop you go to 5 guys
>it's also 1/4 the price
Dude not even. I paid over $12 for a large Dave's single combo recently.
3 months ago
Anonymous
you are like baby >get $5 bag >sammich + fries + spicy nuggies + drink >just get 2 orders of it if you're a fat frick
NEVER order off of the value menu
Oops. I meant Hardee's.
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Five Guys is way too greasy and a lot of cheese is not a good selling point when it's American. There was a local chain by my middle school that served the exact same kind of food as Five Guys that was never regarded as all that great, so its popularity confuses the hell out of me.
greasy slop is peak fast food
3 months ago
Anonymous
Dude when I order a burger I want a real fricking burger, not the little baby one they give you on the value menu.
It's amazing how frickin bad 5 guys looks with no context. But holy frick it's good, not something I'd get more than once every few months but god damn does a 5 guys burger hit the spot.
Frickin blows man, I hate that everything keeps getting more expensive. Glad I accidently fell into a doctors assistant job out of the blue or i'd be miserable.
It's labor that is driving it up. I can't blame wagies for wanting more money, but at the same time I can get a lb of fresh ground chuck for like $5/lb and like $2 for some fresh buns at the bakery make a burger just as good if not better. But I'll admit making your own fries as good as 5 Guys does take a lot more time (like soaking then in cold water for 30 minutes to draw out the starch after cutting them) and equipment (deep fryer and peanut oil),
Shit man low end employees should be paid more, fast food and retail shmucks put up with a lot of shit and get paid fricking garbage, 5 guys I hear pays pretty good relative to other stuff but still fricking sucks. Glad I escaped the realm of retail but I just hope it gets better for them.
I mean they can feel like they should get paid more, sure. But I'm not paying $20 for a meal for one person when for $10 I could make even better burgers for the whole family. Granted again, they do the fries which is a burden to do properly at the house. But I can live without them, and just got an air fryer so I'll figure it out eventually. I saw recently that McDonalds didn't hit their sales expectations, and I definitely feel part of it is that I'm not paying fricking $12 for saw dust shit burgers served to me by some broken minority with a chip on his shoulder that won't even talk to me while placing an order.
The best burger I've ever had looked like someone had shit it out. Old school greasy spoon kind of place. I remember they had a potted magnolia tree in the front window that had grown up to the ceiling and stretched out around the window.
I feel bad getting Five Guys because it's so much for just one burger when I could get three at a cheaper place for the same price and if I'm eating Five Guys then I want to eat trash anyway. The burger is damn good though, I try to swipe as many free peanuts as I can too
>Hey have you ever eaten Five Guys?
Bro what the frick that's gay why would you ask that? >n-n-no I meant the restaurant!
Just go away, you're not my friend any more >B-BUT!
Frick off homosexual
>Hey have you ever eaten In-n-Out?
Yeah man it's delicious, the best restaurant in America. West coast exclusive too because west coast is best coast >Yeah I agree what do you like from there?
I like a double double animal style with a Coke >Yeah, good stuff man, good stuff.
They also into 100% ownership type supply lines and refuse to service anywhere that can't be completely owned by them the whole way through, and it has to be within like 250mi of one of their distribution centers. EAT FRESH
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and somehow worth the price, it's the most delicious fast food on the market
would
It's amazing how frickin bad 5 guys looks with no context. But holy frick it's good, not something I'd get more than once every few months but god damn does a 5 guys burger hit the spot.
Did you know you can make burgers at home
You could probably make 4-5 of them for the price of one fast food burger
You could even make it better
Dating a tomboy is awful. They always smell like sweat. They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses. They laugh too loudly. They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open. They get shy and insecure at the most annoying times. They tease and push you and act like a pain. Really they're quite unlovable creatures, no sane man would ever want to date one.
I believe this, this would explain how I got my wife. She's 5'11 and I'm 5'5. She pays for literally everything
Few months ago I found a girl I'm in LDR with, unironically wants a full time househusband pet, calls me her puppy and wants to collar me.
I was genuinely shocked hearing her say that apparently guys like me are some rare gem according to her.
I feel like I've struck gold but I'm really scared it may fall apart before getting to meet IRL since we're on different continents and both occupied with Uni stuff for the next 2 years.
I just don't understand, I always thought there's millions of other guys who would love this lifestyle yet at best dozen women like this, how is that even possible?
>Few months ago I found a girl I'm in LDR with
homie you're an emotional tampon. Unless you don't meet with her regularly shit IS going to fall apart no matter what. Well, maybe you have found that one unicorn out of a million, but it's unlikely.
if she visits you its real if you have to visit her and be planted there and scammed then no go. if you gonna be the house husband at least make sure she is real
I believe this, this would explain how I got my wife. She's 5'11 and I'm 5'5. She pays for literally everything
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Few months ago I found a girl I'm in LDR with, unironically wants a full time househusband pet, calls me her puppy and wants to collar me.
I was genuinely shocked hearing her say that apparently guys like me are some rare gem according to her.
I feel like I've struck gold but I'm really scared it may fall apart before getting to meet IRL since we're on different continents and both occupied with Uni stuff for the next 2 years.
I just don't understand, I always thought there's millions of other guys who would love this lifestyle yet at best dozen women like this, how is that even possible?
Don't care for tomboys but this sounds based, where do you guys find them?
I believe this, this would explain how I got my wife. She's 5'11 and I'm 5'5. She pays for literally everything
>she pays for everything >she's a gym rat outside of work >doesn't like me having a job and wants me upkeeping on everything else (house, bills, repairs, etc) as well as just being there with her outside of work >has fantasy fetishes of being able to lift me and carrying me >has random bursts of just rapidly hitting/tapping from time to time >tfw I'm 6'1 and she is 5'3
I think her scripting got bugged
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Don't care for tomboys but this sounds based, where do you guys find them?
in my case, church of all things, went as a mix of her parents making her go too and easy social networks for her, she fell off it after we got married and some friction kicked with everyone there when it was clear we weren't having kids.
>You don't get any attention on this website for genuine posts
Bullshit, we have daily waifu threads and most of the posts are sincere. Not even Ganker is this pathetic.
The other part is simply that it's a tactic that generates (You)'s. By stating that something is bad, you get more people replying how you are wrong than people would replay if you simply said "I like thing". Either they join in pretending to not like the thing, while making it obvious that they actually like it, or other just flatly announce their liking of the thing.
If you just post "I like thing", the people that agree will just nod and move on. Waifugay aren't really having great discussion either.
Dating a tomboy is wonderful. They always smell like sweat. They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses. They laugh too loudly. They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open. They get shy and insecure at the best times. They tease and push you and act like a pain. Really they're quite lovable creatures, no sane man would ever refuse to date one.
I think a lot of it is jilted women and not just trannies. Just like how fat women say that skinny is unrealistic and unsustainable and no one is skinny anyway so you have to settle for me at a petite 350lbs. Much the same way they're trying to claim that a girl who would play Vidya with you, banter with you, lift with you, and be an all around bro rather than a histrionic psycho leveraging their pussy to extract resources from you cant possibly be real so you better settle for a Real Woman (tm) like me!
This is so fricking accurate it hurts.
Doubly so if you add "communicates in exclusively manipulative ploys instead of treating others as equal humans."
as a child I used to think like this. but after getting on the internet and hearing every homosexuals hot take on what's gay to them, I slowly realized that the only people who give a shit are literal golems
I should probably do a better job on this but eh it's good enough for now
that pic is from /gif/, the board infatuated with legit trannies and black dicks. I'd trust a homeless crack addict's ramblings more than I'd trust a /gif/ user talking about what's straight.
Dating a tomboy is wonderful. They always smell like sweat. They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses. They laugh too loudly. They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open. They get shy and insecure at the best times. They tease and push you and act like a pain. Really they're quite lovable creatures, no sane man would ever refuse to date one.
>They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open
I can't fricking stand that shit. It legitimacy makes me furious. Close your fricking mouth when you chew, you disgusting cretins
Probably she has an onlyfans I haven't seen her do any of the obvious "I'll probably frick you for money" stuff like wrestling and muscle worship but she's out there making shower and feet vids. Oh wait she's got vids of her and Spider-man wrestling.
Green Light Go.
>strong, sexually confident, tanned, messy brown haired tomboy with a visibly muscular but clearly athletic feminine body and hourglass proportions who has some weird chemistry with Anon
Yeah who would want that?
There are no good "outfit" porn at all unless it is some hardcore leather or rubber / gas mask porn. 99.99% of the time they take them off after a few seconds.
You are right, the reason I watch JAVs is because they tend to fetishize the outfits and keep them on. There are even a few series like DPMI where they just poke a hole in the outfits and keep them completely on.
@667897481
Feminine and masculine traits are memes, in the 21st century they are exclusively state propaganda and globalist marketing (barely even state propaganda anymore). The only thing that makes you gay is the lack of visceral rejection of your sexual fields, something that can otherwise only be mediated by a JO crystal.
In a world where we suffered HOURLY threads for TheyThem, No Straight Roads and Cult of the Lamb you'll take your once a month Not Appleseed shill thread and shut your mouth.
>textbook liver kick
youd be surprised how easy it is to drop people with that. a shut to the liver causes it to shut down and stop getting blood. BP has to adjust and your body forces to horizontally to compensate.
Thats not what a sucker punch is in any way, shape, or form. IIRC the death was caused by him tensing/locking muscles before the hit (but its been ~15 years since I watched the docu)
NTA but he was literally sucker punched, gay.
He did that trick by tensing beforehand as you said, but it went down out in public.
A man approached houdini and asked him about the trick before suddenly punching him without giving him a chance to tense.
Funniest part is she doesn't care about robots at all. She just likes how the Labor looks. The OP shows her doing as this gear head shit and in the actual show she just doesn't give a shit about any of that.
You're right she's not a gear head but that doesn't mean she doesn't care about robots. She loves her Labor enough to give it the same name as her previous family pets. She also tries to avoid being too reckless with her labor, in fear of damages, and helps clean it between deployments.
>Fit >Short hair >Earnest >Confident but not arrogant >Sense of humor
I can't help but be attracted to her, get to know her better. >Lesbian
Every. Single. Time.
God cursed me with one half of a perfectly reliable gaydar, perhaps I'll meet a woman with the other half and we'll use our powers to be lonely together.
>the quintessential tomboy hairstyle is short.
No, that's the quintessential Ganker/porn tomboy. Your average, irl tomboy will have average girl length hair. It's not about the length, it's about how it's "worn".
>the quintessential Ganker/porn tomboy
really fricking moronic to claim the archetype as originating or belonging to Ganker when it's directly lifted from manga/anime tropes
3 months ago
Anonymous
>when it's directly lifted from manga/anime tropes
Not at all. Parts are lifted from manga, and Ganker supplants the other parts. Short hair being a necessity is one of them. Ganker melds the manga tropes and porn tropes together to create its own combination.
this may be jaded oldgay talking but the problem with women in general is how quickly they can turn on a dime and become a completely different person. that hot tomboy you married may become an aging horse woman who expects you to pay for her expensive hobbies for no better reason than you put a ring on it.
>Dude don't you get it life is just sex >sex >sex >sex >everyone is always having sex >SEEEEX >You're weird for not having sex with every body you see >Relationships are weird just have sex >Romance is just foreplay for SEEEEX
I fricking hate hedonism.
it's not that, it's simply a deconstruction of the romcom genre
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, the manga industry is filled to the brim with "clever deconstructions" that amount to nothing more than the artist doing something against the grain and drawing out their fantasies.
To shamelessly strawman some moron on Ganker: >NONO BRO YOU DON'T GEDDIT ITS NOT ABOUT LIKING NTR AND WATCHING A GIRL REPEATEDLY GET WITH AND GET USED BY A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS ITS A DEEEECONSTRUCTION
Yeah sure, whatever you fricking say but regardless of whether the artist is intentionally deconstructing the genre or just using it as a pretense for getting his jollies off, this is the content he chose to write and draw. If you truly feel the need for something that goes against the grain, stick with satire because all I've ever seen from "deconstructions" are shallow excuses. Any questions?
3 months ago
Anonymous
she doesn't frick another man after fricking the main character thoughever
everyone else in the school is a massive bawd, that much is true
3 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, but that doesn't go against anything I've really said. It just changes the vaguely spoken fantasy of the mangaka from "dick bawds" to "love bawds"
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bruh, it's just a hentai series of a typical irl gyaru rather than the lovey dovey types that came after galko
And I hate it, what of it?
3 months ago
Anonymous
yeah we get it you're an incel
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, the manga industry is filled to the brim with "clever deconstructions" that amount to nothing more than the artist doing something against the grain and drawing out their fantasies.
To shamelessly strawman some moron on Ganker: >NONO BRO YOU DON'T GEDDIT ITS NOT ABOUT LIKING NTR AND WATCHING A GIRL REPEATEDLY GET WITH AND GET USED BY A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS ITS A DEEEECONSTRUCTION
Yeah sure, whatever you fricking say but regardless of whether the artist is intentionally deconstructing the genre or just using it as a pretense for getting his jollies off, this is the content he chose to write and draw. If you truly feel the need for something that goes against the grain, stick with satire because all I've ever seen from "deconstructions" are shallow excuses. Any questions?
bruh, it's just a hentai series of a typical irl gyaru rather than the lovey dovey types that came after galko
a moronic soi beta loser who worships andrew tate. a degenerate who tells other betas to be degenerates. also advocates for the dumbasses (who pay him money for the priviledge) to engage in dementedly self destructive behaviours.
Put in cute girls that pander to a popular fetish, receive free word of mouth marketing. It is LITERALLY that simple. If only we had 100+ years of advertising to tell us this magic we could've avoided the last 15 years of needless struggle by forcing uggos onto the public. Alas.
WAIT SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE ENJOY HAVING ATTRACTIVE WOMEN IN THEIR MEDIA???? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
recommend some mecha anime, i only watch eva if that counts
i AM watching gundam, i just haven't finished it yet, i don't consider an anime being "watched" if i haven't finished the entire series once.
so if people start talking to me about it, i'm just gonna pretend i haven't seen it
What type of mecha do you like?
Super robots who shoot rocket punches and giant chest beams?
Realistic robots that are heavy and get fricked up by big bullets?
Something in the middle where the MC has a semi-super robot and other people have trash robots?
Outside of looking like K-On with robots Sora no Woto has an interesting premise. Mostly the way that the setting tries to cope with the loss of innovation by relying on a cottage industry operating at the WWI tech level. That and one of the last surviving mechs from that lost age being able to play music on command is rad as hell. Has an almost religious quality to the whole thing when you consider the song they chose for it.
This is how all fanbases work. People want to believe in something and if the state, religion or homosexualry can't offer anything then they will believe in products. Smart businessmen build on this, just look at the Titfa threads.
Put in cute girls that pander to a popular fetish, receive free word of mouth marketing. It is LITERALLY that simple. If only we had 100+ years of advertising to tell us this magic we could've avoided the last 15 years of needless struggle by forcing uggos onto the public. Alas.
I fricking hate you moronic "tomboy lovers" so much
A tomboy isn't a fricking dude, it's a woman who does everything you wish you would do if you could lift your fat ass off the couch
have a nice day immediately you moronic pieces of shit
>short hair
I don't get this meme, every tomboy I knew had long hair, usually longer than other girls even. Also all the short haired girls were anything but tomboys.
Is this a japanese thing?
It's a common trope. Personally I think tomboys don't even have to look that boyish. There are plenty of characters that exude spunky fem-bro energy without having a rough and tumble design.
>op being a giant homosexual and calling a tomboy disgusting >first post is a picture of a cheeseburger and like 7 anons replying talking about fast food for some fricking reason, as if that has anything to do with the thread at all >a bunch of morons conflating muscle girls with tomboys >people on fricking Ganker of all places openly admitting they have wives and girlfriends
What the frick is this thread? I feel like I'm developing schizophrenia or something, is this a bunch of bots having multiple different conversations at once?
>mfw married to petite Asian tomboy >mfw she snores but it's high pitched and cartoonish >mfw she practices her karate kicks in the living room and goes 'huah, huoo, tsss' >mfw she wears the same (cute) jacket every day >mfw she gets mad at me for buying her flowers because theyre a waste of money and she doesn't even like them >mfw she demands a new episode of either Farscape or Supernatural every day >mfw she beats me at soul calibur 2 (she plays mitsurugi extremely aggressively) >mfw she gets sulky and embarrassed whenever I call her a tomboy because she thinks it means lesbian or something the sex is really something
Why would you?
Why would anyone?
It's like associating dogshit with the setting sun.
Sure, the troony and the tomboy are bot humans, but that's it. Similarly the dogshit and the sun are both matter.
Joke is on you, I have nothing in common with women. Thus no woman is attainable for me but this also means I have the exact same chance with every woman.
>Where do tomboys congregate
They're incredibly easy to find*.
*This is assuming you've played a sport since you were a kid, and are proficient at said sport. Once you are, you simply join your highschool or university team for that sport, and get together with one of the players from the girl's team of said sport. I hope you did this because if you are no longer in university, tomboys will be impossible to find. All of them will have boyfriends after university, and the ones that don't would have had major personality issues (so maybe they're perfect for you after all).
THEY PLAY SPORTS moron JUST GO PLAY SPORTS AND YOU'LL MEET THEM
Here is the story of how my friend met his tomboy gf: >friend has serious allergy since he was a child and had to be in a hospital for longer periods of time >in the same he was wandering around a lot and met a tomboy sports girl with a broken leg >he visited her on the regular >tomboy was also depressed for not being able to play sports (she was in a semi professional team) >tomboy also got fat because she was used to eating a lot >when tomboy got out she found out she can't perform the same anymore and the team replaced her >friend lent a shoulder to cry on >tomboy obviously gravitated towards the guy who cared, she got slim(mer) when they became a couple >tomboy became very submissive and did everything for my friend >friend took advantage of her as much as possible, yes even the "i found the perfect girl then I cheated on her a dozen times - accidentally" meme happened
I'm pretty sure the tomboy knew about at least some of the cheating. Things got so fricking bad when the guy owed money to some shady figures he used her as a guarantor. As you may guess he tried to avoid paying and some very ugly dudes showed up at the girls parents to get their money or else.
tl;dr: Be an abusive butthole. Take advantage of women then throw them away. Works every time. Good guys never get the girl.
This was ten years ago, the debtors got their money from the girls parents right then and there. I don't think my friend paid it back. Ultimately the girl finally left him due to this event so at least she had chance for a better life. I'm incapable of forming relationships and intimacy so I would have never thought about trying my luck with her.
If someone wants a reality check or to dream about something the tomboy was relatively short (ot a womanlet but noticeably shorter than us (we are above 6'0"), had short blonde hair and a cute face with freckles. She was very traditional, genki (by the time I met her, I heard she was very depressed back then), loved to bake, she became a baker in a high class bakery. Sizeable breasts. The only real difference between anime tomboys and the real one was the rectangle body, thick arms and legs. It may be just me but what really shocked me was her sausage fingers (what handball and kneading does to someone). Imagine the grip, I still can't stop wondering about it.
Ganker tomboyism is quintessentially moronic, post an IRL one it's always >that's not a tomboy that's a dyke >that's not a tomboy that's just a sporty woman
and when you ask an anon to post an example, they just post a normal short haired girl in casual clothing
>dudebro... with breasts
What an overrated concept holy shit. You frickers seriously just want to have sex with the same archetype that bullied you in school
All anti-tomboy posters are trannies and their golems attempting to disenfranchise tomboys to force them into their suicide cult. The only way you can stop these beasts and abominations is to publically announce your love for tomboys
There are no anti-tomboys you fricking moron. It's just no one here ever agrees on what the traits of *the* tomboy are so every thread about it is just chaos.
It's not politics, it's facts. Tomboys were universally loved on this site until you got a mass of anti-tomboys around a year ago.
I don't hate tomboys, no one really does. But what anons keep describing as perfect tomboys aren't really tomboys i.e. bro-ettes, dyke-likes, less feminine girls, etc.
It's more like the fascist's ideal woman i.e. perfect balance of feminine and masculine traits while extremely fit and healthy and also interested in specifically only in whatever her man is interested in and submissive to him, except with short hair.
The reason Japanese anime have produced this archetype is because they still have latent fascism in their culture and the militarism and aesthetics that pop up in their sci-fi proves it. It's bled into one of their images of an ideal girl.
And fine if you're into that but that's not what tomboy means.
There are no anti-tomboys you fricking moron. It's just no one here ever agrees on what the traits of *the* tomboy are so every thread about it is just chaos.
Every anime archetype is an idealized and distilled version of a character. Complaining how no real woman is exactly like that is pointless. And there are women who are exactly like that, they are just very rare in general. However the assumption of Anons would only accept the ideal anime girl as tomboys in real life is also wrong.
A regular girl has breasts and pussy but comes
loaded with gay shit such as make-up, desire for shopping, clothes,
and useless shit, and watching boring shitty TV.
A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.
A tomboy has the best of both worlds: a female body but with enough
Gankerness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.
A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fricking a dude, you are
also putting up with the homosexualry of a female. "
I agree with Aristotle he was the smart one after all, he was the only one that attempted to do physics well, Plato was a huge moronic idealist homosexual with his head on the clouds.
Tomboy appreciators are always the smart ones. A good mother is a mother that aint a weak b***h so her children can raise up strong and prepared to tackle the hardships of life.
trannies always lose, trannies lost permanently once infertility hit them thats why whatever they say doesnt matter when you talk to an infertile you are talking with a literal subhuman missing components and capacities you, yourself have and they do not, they are already dead, handicapped, crippled, the weak should just be left to rot and die.
go ahead, loser, tell us more about how you don't know about something that has been settled on Ganker for fricking Years and Years at this fricking point. again, Tertiary gonna Tertiary.
>good interests and great personality
This is the especially moronic part. That's not tied to tomboyism at all. When you run into fit short-haired girls do you just assume those traits make her more likely to like the same things you like and get along with you?
The whole anime tomboy bullshittery is associating a single aesthetics with traits that don't correlate with it at all. All it ends up doing is programming you to have fantastical standards for any short-haired fit girls you ever run into.
I don't give a frick what kind of girls you gays want but I'm going to keep shitting on threads where you just make up definitions for things as you go along.
>>good interests and great personality >This is the especially moronic part. That's not tied to tomboyism at all.
I disagree. Men naturally tend to get along with other men because they share common interests.
A tomboy is a girl who acts in a traditionally boyish way, so by definition, she'd be able to get along better with men than if she weren't a tomboy.
EVERY GIRL I've ever known has had short hair at some point in her life, most are fit, and all of them have had at least one conventionally male interest or regularly play a male dominated sport each. That does NOT make them tomboys, and I can guaran fricking tee if you ACTUALLY met them you'd have as little interest in them as any normalgay basic b***h women. The holy in your holy grail is the tradwife aspect. Tomboyism has frick all to do with it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not arguing about what defines a tomboy.
I'm just saying that tomboyism indeed is associated with a more appealing personality and interests.
>muh copypasta is SACRED and WORD OF GOD
No. This never made sense originally and it doesn't make more sense just because you posted it again. You do not win any points for showing off that you've been here for any amount of time. FRICK your digits, FRICK your memes, FRICK your legendary posts, FRICK your Ganker """culture""", you are being nothing here but a pure moron.
>good interests and great personality
This is the especially moronic part. That's not tied to tomboyism at all. When you run into fit short-haired girls do you just assume those traits make her more likely to like the same things you like and get along with you?
The whole anime tomboy bullshittery is associating a single aesthetics with traits that don't correlate with it at all. All it ends up doing is programming you to have fantastical standards for any short-haired fit girls you ever run into.
I don't give a frick what kind of girls you gays want but I'm going to keep shitting on threads where you just make up definitions for things as you go along.
>'man'
dude, its a communist. leftists aren't people. they're fricking wienerroaches.
for anyone new, this definitions schizo appears around this time, so feel free to stop engaging anytime
I'm not arguing about what defines a tomboy.
I'm just saying that tomboyism indeed is associated with a more appealing personality and interests.
>A tomboy can dress up girly
They can, but they don't
You morons like CUTE SHORT-HAIRED TRADWIVES. That's the MAIN thing you're looking for. You wouldn't consider a feminist tomboy a tomboy. You wouldn't consider an unattractive tomboy a tomboy. You wouldn't consider a lesbian tomboy a tomboy. This entire thread is you brainlets refusing to admit it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>lesbian tomboy
That's not a thing. That's just a butch lesbian. Tomboy is a straight archetype.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>tomboys MUST be straight
That's absolutely not a thing. Tomboys are females with masculine traits. That's it. There are no other requirements as to how they look or who they want to frick.
3 months ago
Anonymous
There's a word for masculine females that are gay. Butch. Tomboy is used for masculine females who are straight.
3 months ago
Anonymous
no. tomboy is for straight women who are focused on being strong, healthy and useful, having real skills, practical skills.
that's not 'masculine' you homosexual.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Bro, tomboy is literally a girl with personality and interests considered to be boyish
3 months ago
Anonymous
wrong. personality and attributes considered to be NOT moronic homosexual useless shit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, there's a reason they're called tomBOYS. They're boyish.
3 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but all those attributes you described are masculine since men are encouraged to possess them to a greater degree than women are.
3 months ago
Anonymous
no. homosexual moron SAYS "masculine" but MEANS "icky toxic male REEEE!"
3 months ago
Anonymous
See, this? You came up with this just now. Intellectually dishonest homosexual. You proved my point. These fricking threads are just "I love tomboys! What's tomboys? Whatever I want them to be! Whatever the frick I say they are! Nothing matters! No definitions matter! Words don't fricking matter!"
3 months ago
Anonymous
If this were true, nobody on this board would be able to sustain a tomboy thread.
It'd be as if everyone were speaking in a different language. However, that clearly isn't true.
The fact that Ganker's definition of tomboy differs from your own doesn't mean Ganker's doesn't exist.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The Ganker tomboy doesn't come from a place of actually liking boyish girls. It comes from a rejection of modern values and modern women. Every list of a Ganker tomboy's traits is just a list of everything that the average modern western woman is unlikely to be. My problem is that you gays can't at least be honest about that. Instead you make long ass threads where you lament the lack of good women and pretend its about tomboys.
I brought politics into it because we BOTH KNOW that if the cute tanned muscled fit short-haired tomboy girl who likes the same video games as you was a leftist feminist then you would steer WAY clear, and you would 100% pick a woman with none of those traits but was a "based tradwife" over her. But you don't have the spine to admit that so you claim it's about liking her boyishness.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>It comes from a rejection of modern values and modern women.
can you define those?
3 months ago
Anonymous
On this site, modern western women are usually decried as whiny, disloyal, manipulative, promiscuous, untrustworthy, overambitious, arrogant, greedy, mostly as a consequence of social engineering. You can pretty much go to any high reply count post on this board and find at least one comment on it.
These are of course things actual tomboys can all be, but here on this site and this board tomboys are described as being the opposite of these things, even though there is no correlation between a woman being boyish and a woman being a good person. These threads keep trying to force that correlation, and you know what, frick Gankeranons and this moronic fantasy of theirs.
Ganker hates cartoon internet women on twitter/tumbler who are mostly faking half the shit they say in order to piss people off.
Everyone is a troll trolling trolls.
This site is full of autists and schizos all the time, one more fool like me finding something inconsequential to rant about is just a drop in the ocean. If it doesn't matter I might as well do it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ganker hates cartoon internet women on twitter/tumbler who are mostly faking half the shit they say in order to piss people off.
Everyone is a troll trolling trolls.
3 months ago
Anonymous
what values? can you show me a modern woman with ANY values at all?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Every single human on the planet has values. Them having values you oppose is not the same thing as not having them. This is what I mean by shifting definitions. You don't like how women today think, that's not the same as them not thinking.
3 months ago
Anonymous
no they don't. most 'modern' people have no values at all. which is why they are so easily controlled.
also >women >thinking
HA! great joke. oh wait, you're serious. let me laugh HARDER.
women DON'T think. that's their whole fricking schtick. they also go with their fee fee's. women never had to think. so they never learnt.
3 months ago
Anonymous
But tomboys... can? Your deluded fantasies make no sense.
3 months ago
Anonymous
no. tomboys are just the least worst female. and at the least tolerable.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Where the hell does that come from? From what basis are tomboys some sort of special breed of women that are better than all the other women? What gives them that magic virtue you love assigning to them so much?
3 months ago
Anonymous
he has never talked to a female dude. society is breaking apart and there are a lot of males too autistic to reproduce due to overbreeding of our species.
3 months ago
Anonymous
they're the least terrible. the least manipulative. the least backstabby.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The definition of the word "tomboy" contains no mention of sexual orientation.
The idea that all tomboys are straight is a recent invention exclusive to certain internet circles.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The definitions of words change over time.
3 months ago
Anonymous
wtf are you schizoing about? A tomboy being ugly doesn't stop her from being a tomboy, it just stops me from liking her
3 months ago
Anonymous
Does it even matter? We all know what we're talking about when we use the word "tomboy" anyway. Chillax, brah.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>We all know >We
Don't "we" me, Black person. You and I are not the same. Your uguu cute anime archetypes has no roots in the real world. Your fetish will never be real. The anime ""tomboy"" is not real.
wrong.
leftism's fundamental conceit, that makes it ALWAYS end in either fascism or communism, is the delusional belief that one IS GOD. that one is all knowing enough, all seeing enough, that one is so superior, everyone ELSE requires the leftist to RULE over them. its the patronising, condescension of people who's Sin of Pride makes them fail from the very get go.
rightism, on the other hand, has the central core belief of 'frick off and leave me alone' / 'get off my lawn' / 'you stay the frick over there and do your thing, I will stay over here and do MY thing'
that's it. as such, rightists have the ONLY system that even allows for the possibility of freedom AT ALL.
>Verification not required.
lesbianism is homosexuality. and as such is the Sin of PRIDE. the worst sin. its an extreme, destructive love of self to the point of degeneracy. the stats confirm this.
lesbians have a rate of DV of some goddam 80%
and this massively disproportionate dv incidence rate compared to their population percentage, is coupled with the extreme severity of the DV. they also have the worst and most monstrous kinds of DV all out of proportion to the amount of lesbians. straight up maimings, and attempted murders and disfigurements, rapes and beatings.
If you actually opposed leftism you wouldn't be fighting tooth and nail to subvert simple definitions you fricking tool. have a nice day
3 months ago
Anonymous
cry more commie. the MORE you try and LIE and "ministry of truth" basic concepts into irrelevancy so the people CANNOT THINK, the more people will call you out on your demented idiocy. take your fricking >there is no war in ba sing se
shit and stuff it up your ass with your little red book.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>EMBRACE MUH REAL WORLD
You ain't changing my mind Black person, keep your melty to yourself
3 months ago
Anonymous
lesbianism is homosexuality. and as such is the Sin of PRIDE. the worst sin. its an extreme, destructive love of self to the point of degeneracy. the stats confirm this.
lesbians have a rate of DV of some goddam 80%
and this massively disproportionate dv incidence rate compared to their population percentage, is coupled with the extreme severity of the DV. they also have the worst and most monstrous kinds of DV all out of proportion to the amount of lesbians. straight up maimings, and attempted murders and disfigurements, rapes and beatings.
Yes, it is, in the literal sense, not just in the media "everything I don't like is nazis" sense. Fascism aimed to combine modernization with reactionary values. The Ganker ""tomboy"" is essentially that, a physically fit woman who shares many modern interests with her man but obeys her in accordance with olden values. Especially the /k/ tomboy where the shared interests involve weapons since it ties with the militarization of society.
Whether you like or not like that doesn't matter, what matters is that it's not the fricking definition of a tomboy. That girl that dresses like a man and likes playing basketball, that's a tomboy and that's that. They most certainly don't need to be kawaii tradwives to be tomboys, that's by far the most idiotic thing I've ever heard.
wow. fundamental, insane, ass-backwards moron non-understanding of fascism. typical leftism.
here, i'll clue you in, fricking commie.
Fascism is explicitly, as per MUSSOLINI's own definition, Corpratism + Statism. the State and some Corporates acting hand in hand to oppress and control the people. AKA socialism. AKA Leftist Autocracy.
>leftwing is when no freedom >rightwing is when freedom
This is an ass backwards take of politics and there's not even a single nationalist or conservative on the planet outside the USA that would take your definition seriously, let alone leftists
3 months ago
Anonymous
wrong.
leftism's fundamental conceit, that makes it ALWAYS end in either fascism or communism, is the delusional belief that one IS GOD. that one is all knowing enough, all seeing enough, that one is so superior, everyone ELSE requires the leftist to RULE over them. its the patronising, condescension of people who's Sin of Pride makes them fail from the very get go.
rightism, on the other hand, has the central core belief of 'frick off and leave me alone' / 'get off my lawn' / 'you stay the frick over there and do your thing, I will stay over here and do MY thing'
that's it. as such, rightists have the ONLY system that even allows for the possibility of freedom AT ALL.
No. A fascist's ideal woman is very different from a misogynist's ideal woman. One serves a very important role in the nation-state by doing her duty and the other is supposed to just show up for fricking before getting out of sight.
It's unfortunate but not unexpected. Once you cross over the authoritarian leftist event horizon everything from your vantage point looks like fascism. The same is true of the far shores of the right, wander too far and when you turn around everyone looks like commies.
>at this hour
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY HERE YOU SELF-CENTERED MUTTISTANI BURGER homosexual THIS SITE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I hope this is fake because it always triggers me, who goes >Tomboy friend, and probably others as well, sign your yearbook >"Lol, lmao, why should I bother looking at what my friends wrote in my yearbook, they took the time out of their day to do something nice for me specifically, but who cares"
It's very likely fake on one of four degrees >a) wholly made up >b) he saw it, but was too chicken shit to act, and made up the story for (You)s >c) he saw it, acted on it and it either did or didn't work out and made this shit up for (You)s >d) it's not even anons year book and he is fully making shit up
I can't help but feel like most tomboy fans on Ganker are pretty fake.
There's nothing hotter than a tomboy forced into extremely feminine clothing and acting awkward as frick about it, while still trying to be herself.
The most overrated normal homosexuals fetish ever. >Me quirky, me no like the traditional feminine qualities, me like tomboy because me unique and different from other normal people
Most of the "tomboy girls" they're into are not even tomboys. Tomboygays are so fricking obnoxious.
This bait image is so stupid. A girl with the left personality would never dress like that. The artist wasn't even trying to make the stupid point this image is often used for, they just thought it would be neat to have girls with personalities that were opposite of their appearance.
A tomboy can dress up girly but she would never use something that restrains her movement hence a long dress is moronic. Long hair also gets in the way so it would never be THAT long.
None of the incel tards on this board actually want a tomboy. They just want a short-haired physically fit tradwife. A tomboy is not necessarily that, which means the tomboyism is not the trait being valued in the first place, which makes this wanking off of the "tomboy" archetype moronic.
What happens when a tomboy doesn't want to listen to you or want to have children? Do they instantly become "like every other c**t" and an enemy? This is just these threads everytime. Everyone just posts cute short haired anime girls, sometimes tan and in sports clothing, but spend the thread time actually just posting about how they wish they had a perfect gf that completely shares interests with them and do everything they say. What's the point of even defining it as tomboys?
>doesn't want to listen to you or want to have children
I'd be ok with first but second makes ANY women completly undesirable
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, it doesn't. Not every man wants children. And even if she said she didn't want, would your brain even be able to acknowledge she may change her mind? Or are woman not allowed to that?
Would you like a (You) in these trying times m8?
Alright, sorry. I forgot what site I'm on. Death to feminists, rape all women, society is going to shit unless we bring back the past, I'm lonely as frick, yadda yadda yadda. Happy?
You're not wrong. I've come to understand that Ganker's usage of the term "tomboy" means "tomboyish tradwife / trad-girlfriend." I use it that way as well.
they stayed a tomboy after pregnancy that would be ideal too. its whatever you want bby except going towards globohomo, butchering and killing yourself.
Anons on this board would be extremely susceptible to pick-me girls. It wouldn't even take a skilled one to sucker one of you. If you idealize bareboned archetypes to this degree, you're basically hopeless against women trying to manipulate you. And that's deeply fricking ironic for a site of men claiming they will never trust any woman in the world. Anime """tomboys""" aren't even difficult to emulate. Fricking hell.
That cheese looks like its alive and is coming out like a symbiote
>This is a five guys burger and +fries costs like $17.99
and somehow worth the price, it's the most delicious fast food on the market
Five Guys are massively overrated. Wendy's and Arby's are both better and cheaper.
They don't even use real cheese. Culver's makes a superior burger.
Arby's has burgers?
Oops. I meant Hardee's.
Five Guys is way too greasy and a lot of cheese is not a good selling point when it's American. There was a local chain by my middle school that served the exact same kind of food as Five Guys that was never regarded as all that great, so its popularity confuses the hell out of me.
wendy's is a great deal but MUCH worse
>burgers nowhere near as tasty
>doesn't have that melty mountain of cheese
>worse fries
it's also 1/4 the price so it wins out most days, but when you want decadent slop you go to 5 guys
>it's also 1/4 the price
Dude not even. I paid over $12 for a large Dave's single combo recently.
you are like baby
>get $5 bag
>sammich + fries + spicy nuggies + drink
>just get 2 orders of it if you're a fat frick
NEVER order off of the value menu
greasy slop is peak fast food
Dude when I order a burger I want a real fricking burger, not the little baby one they give you on the value menu.
It's certainly not "fast" food, and you can get a better burger at your average diner for that price (or less!)
would
It's amazing how frickin bad 5 guys looks with no context. But holy frick it's good, not something I'd get more than once every few months but god damn does a 5 guys burger hit the spot.
Yeah, definitely a step up from a normal fast food burger. I'd say double the cost, but everywhere else has been creeping up way fast as well.
Frickin blows man, I hate that everything keeps getting more expensive. Glad I accidently fell into a doctors assistant job out of the blue or i'd be miserable.
Love my tomboy mecha pilots. Noa was love.
It's labor that is driving it up. I can't blame wagies for wanting more money, but at the same time I can get a lb of fresh ground chuck for like $5/lb and like $2 for some fresh buns at the bakery make a burger just as good if not better. But I'll admit making your own fries as good as 5 Guys does take a lot more time (like soaking then in cold water for 30 minutes to draw out the starch after cutting them) and equipment (deep fryer and peanut oil),
Shit man low end employees should be paid more, fast food and retail shmucks put up with a lot of shit and get paid fricking garbage, 5 guys I hear pays pretty good relative to other stuff but still fricking sucks. Glad I escaped the realm of retail but I just hope it gets better for them.
I mean they can feel like they should get paid more, sure. But I'm not paying $20 for a meal for one person when for $10 I could make even better burgers for the whole family. Granted again, they do the fries which is a burden to do properly at the house. But I can live without them, and just got an air fryer so I'll figure it out eventually. I saw recently that McDonalds didn't hit their sales expectations, and I definitely feel part of it is that I'm not paying fricking $12 for saw dust shit burgers served to me by some broken minority with a chip on his shoulder that won't even talk to me while placing an order.
The best burger I've ever had looked like someone had shit it out. Old school greasy spoon kind of place. I remember they had a potted magnolia tree in the front window that had grown up to the ceiling and stretched out around the window.
Are you kidding me? That burger looks fricking incredible
It's pricey but they give you a frick ton of fries. Every single one I've been to, they fill up a cup then dump a shit ton into the bag. Good shit
I feel bad getting Five Guys because it's so much for just one burger when I could get three at a cheaper place for the same price and if I'm eating Five Guys then I want to eat trash anyway. The burger is damn good though, I try to swipe as many free peanuts as I can too
>Hey have you ever eaten Five Guys?
Bro what the frick that's gay why would you ask that?
>n-n-no I meant the restaurant!
Just go away, you're not my friend any more
>B-BUT!
Frick off homosexual
>Hey have you ever eaten In-n-Out?
Yeah man it's delicious, the best restaurant in America. West coast exclusive too because west coast is best coast
>Yeah I agree what do you like from there?
I like a double double animal style with a Coke
>Yeah, good stuff man, good stuff.
They've opened a few In N' Outs in Texas the last few years so they probably are spreading fairly far Eastern now.
main appeal of in n out is that its an above average fast food burger for cheaper than below average fast food
They also into 100% ownership type supply lines and refuse to service anywhere that can't be completely owned by them the whole way through, and it has to be within like 250mi of one of their distribution centers. EAT FRESH
>west coast
Yeah, only a commiefornian would shit on Five Guys.
is this an ad
no, it was an attempt at a roastoid meme by some deficient chudcel, which backfired
well I'm gonna order five guys now so
this looks so fricking scrumptious i would eat the SHIT out of that burger
Literally her after I'm done
>THE CHEESE IS OOZIN
?feature=shared
Did you know you can make burgers at home
You could probably make 4-5 of them for the price of one fast food burger
You could even make it better
How
Kidnap a woman and force her to do it
Looks so much better than OP
this is what OPs pic will look like when im done with her
Dating a tomboy is awful. They always smell like sweat. They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses. They laugh too loudly. They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open. They get shy and insecure at the most annoying times. They tease and push you and act like a pain. Really they're quite unlovable creatures, no sane man would ever want to date one.
God... I wasn't the best of your children... But please, let me have this... Just this once...
heh, yeah that sounds horrible
I asked for this. The best part? Men who love these girls are actually in high demand.
I believe this, this would explain how I got my wife. She's 5'11 and I'm 5'5. She pays for literally everything
how'd you two meet?
is she by any chance greek?
I remember that screencap.
Its cool to know there are women who get off on things like that. Makes world a bit better place
tall girls were the nicest to me.
Few months ago I found a girl I'm in LDR with, unironically wants a full time househusband pet, calls me her puppy and wants to collar me.
I was genuinely shocked hearing her say that apparently guys like me are some rare gem according to her.
I feel like I've struck gold but I'm really scared it may fall apart before getting to meet IRL since we're on different continents and both occupied with Uni stuff for the next 2 years.
I just don't understand, I always thought there's millions of other guys who would love this lifestyle yet at best dozen women like this, how is that even possible?
>LDR
>different continents
>Uni stuff for the next 2 years
it's lust, not a relationship.
>Few months ago I found a girl I'm in LDR with
homie you're an emotional tampon. Unless you don't meet with her regularly shit IS going to fall apart no matter what. Well, maybe you have found that one unicorn out of a million, but it's unlikely.
if she visits you its real if you have to visit her and be planted there and scammed then no go. if you gonna be the house husband at least make sure she is real
Don't care for tomboys but this sounds based, where do you guys find them?
She's got a cute amount of muscle, too bad I'm 6'3".
>she pays for everything
>she's a gym rat outside of work
>doesn't like me having a job and wants me upkeeping on everything else (house, bills, repairs, etc) as well as just being there with her outside of work
>has fantasy fetishes of being able to lift me and carrying me
>has random bursts of just rapidly hitting/tapping from time to time
>tfw I'm 6'1 and she is 5'3
I think her scripting got bugged
in my case, church of all things, went as a mix of her parents making her go too and easy social networks for her, she fell off it after we got married and some friction kicked with everyone there when it was clear we weren't having kids.
>They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses
god that sounds cute
Holy frick, stop irony posting you fricking morons. Why can't you morons be genuine that you like tomboys?
You don't get any attention on this website for genuine posts. Sincerity is dead on the internet.
>You don't get any attention on this website for genuine posts
Bullshit, we have daily waifu threads and most of the posts are sincere. Not even Ganker is this pathetic.
The other part is simply that it's a tactic that generates (You)'s. By stating that something is bad, you get more people replying how you are wrong than people would replay if you simply said "I like thing". Either they join in pretending to not like the thing, while making it obvious that they actually like it, or other just flatly announce their liking of the thing.
If you just post "I like thing", the people that agree will just nod and move on. Waifugay aren't really having great discussion either.
irony killed genuine discussion
Dating a tomboy is wonderful. They always smell like sweat. They hug you way too tightly. They're too big and bulky to snuggle in your arms comfortably. They give really clumsy kisses. They laugh too loudly. They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open. They get shy and insecure at the best times. They tease and push you and act like a pain. Really they're quite lovable creatures, no sane man would ever refuse to date one.
Engorged clit penis
>troony
YWNBAW
>left is exactly a girl I crushed on
Anon, I didn't need to see this.
I think I'll cut off the upper part of this picture. No one ever gets what's it about, they just start arguing with the bait.
Same dude. It was for the best that it didn't work out, but I now and then I think about it.
You gay homie
>homie
Troon confirmed
I think a lot of it is jilted women and not just trannies. Just like how fat women say that skinny is unrealistic and unsustainable and no one is skinny anyway so you have to settle for me at a petite 350lbs. Much the same way they're trying to claim that a girl who would play Vidya with you, banter with you, lift with you, and be an all around bro rather than a histrionic psycho leveraging their pussy to extract resources from you cant possibly be real so you better settle for a Real Woman (tm) like me!
This is so fricking accurate it hurts.
Doubly so if you add "communicates in exclusively manipulative ploys instead of treating others as equal humans."
but I need the left anon, left is perfect
as a child I used to think like this. but after getting on the internet and hearing every homosexuals hot take on what's gay to them, I slowly realized that the only people who give a shit are literal golems
You probably think liking femboys isn’t gay, homosexual
I should probably do a better job on this but eh it's good enough for now
that pic is from /gif/, the board infatuated with legit trannies and black dicks. I'd trust a homeless crack addict's ramblings more than I'd trust a /gif/ user talking about what's straight.
>short hair
So you will be ok with a man with long hair?
you can be aroused by contrast u kno like a feminine girl with short hair
tomboy = high IQ, artist, genius choice
Haha, yeah, only a weirdo would like that, haha.
I asked for this.
>They always smell like sweat.
Nice 🙂
In what way is chewing with your mouth open and smelling bad endearing
im gay btw
>I have female-like sexual preferences
>Can you explain male sexual preferences?
No. Sorry.
>They always smell like sweat.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY DDDIIIIIIIICCCKKK
please stop, I can only get so erect
I wish cute tomboys existed irl.
i wish heterosexual tomboys were real
Frick, anon, freckles?
Too much.
man, it's been a while since I've seen mega milk
sequel never
every time this Ganker pasta gets posted it gets a million (you)s from moronic Gankerirgins
>They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open.
unironically the only thing wrong tbh
>They make weird noises when eating and chew with their mouth open
I can't fricking stand that shit. It legitimacy makes me furious. Close your fricking mouth when you chew, you disgusting cretins
>those legs
>that tanned skin
>socks
yep, it's gaming time
SOCKA
It should've been me, damnit.
You just described a human being
I did, its fricking based.
patrician
pc game called the scramble vice, it's like a side scrolling mech shooter.
Game looks fun!
I did.
Being attracted to this makes you quite gay. Hulking muscles are not feminine, theyre masculine. You are attracted to masculine traits.
Nobody respond to this guy from here onward
you got it xir but he's probably going to samegay out of embarassment
I'm not embarrassed to be hetero or cis.
Tomboys should be lean.
>this
>hulking muscles
How much of a twig are you exactly?
She's roided, stop pretending.
for a woman it is, it is not naturally attainable for females
that's a weird way to say you like to get serviced by femboys anon. You are a big gay.
This is the kind of turbohomosexualry that gets people thinking traps aren’t gay
>Ugly 3DPD prostitutes
Frick off homosexual. Stop posting prostitutes roids.
She went too big, she should've kept her breasts. She really lucked out with having such a cute face.
It was a trick of his, basically he could tank a kidney punch...until he couldn't.
She does escort work right? My dream is to one day be rich enough to hire her
Probably she has an onlyfans I haven't seen her do any of the obvious "I'll probably frick you for money" stuff like wrestling and muscle worship but she's out there making shower and feet vids. Oh wait she's got vids of her and Spider-man wrestling.
Green Light Go.
Thats not a tomboy, that is steroid abuser
i know. how is she going to sweat in that thing?
>>I'm gay! I'm a homosexual bumboi! I like juicy black wiener!
Yeah we know. Please stop reminding us...
have a nice day, fricktard
>who asked for this?
where is it, you said feb. now mid march
where is it, where is the scramble vice, why is the date being pushed back
>strong, sexually confident, tanned, messy brown haired tomboy with a visibly muscular but clearly athletic feminine body and hourglass proportions who has some weird chemistry with Anon
Yeah who would want that?
ok you got me in here/10, now someone better start posting cutie tomboys in dresses.
Good lord
why is there almost no good 3DPD porn of proper bunny suits?
There are no good "outfit" porn at all unless it is some hardcore leather or rubber / gas mask porn. 99.99% of the time they take them off after a few seconds.
JAVs tend to have them stick with the outfits but you might end up having to deal with shrill voices and/or heavy mosaics instead.
You are right, the reason I watch JAVs is because they tend to fetishize the outfits and keep them on. There are even a few series like DPMI where they just poke a hole in the outfits and keep them completely on.
@667897481
Feminine and masculine traits are memes, in the 21st century they are exclusively state propaganda and globalist marketing (barely even state propaganda anymore). The only thing that makes you gay is the lack of visceral rejection of your sexual fields, something that can otherwise only be mediated by a JO crystal.
So is anyone going to tell us what game?
The Scramble Vice
That mech looks VERY familiar.
everybody rips off the kämpfer because its based.
Blue zaku is more based, but i will accept ant monoeye.
imo all the early zaku variations like the gouf are lame and the regular zaku2 is the best.
it's called a gouf you smelly bawd
its a blue zaku with an electro-dildo
I'm going to zap your prostate in a minute if you don't call it a gouf
this is a gouf
YOU'RE A GOUF.
That's no Zaku, boy- No Zaku!
Yeah it's just a Kampfer
>tomboy embarrassed about looking feminine
that's the stuff
How do I get on the payroll for the extremely blatant shilling of this game
wait a second, you're telling me I should get paid?
We know you're in their marketing team anon
>we
I'm just a humble tomboy appriciator.
is this official art?
yes
In a world where we suffered HOURLY threads for TheyThem, No Straight Roads and Cult of the Lamb you'll take your once a month Not Appleseed shill thread and shut your mouth.
Tomboys don't exist anymore.
How would you know? You haven't woken up since the accident.
Wrong
>gets slightly tapped once
>literally dies
lol women
You'll be surprised how easy it is to get dropped if you're not bracing at the moment and they hit you juuuuust right
>textbook liver kick
youd be surprised how easy it is to drop people with that. a shut to the liver causes it to shut down and stop getting blood. BP has to adjust and your body forces to horizontally to compensate.
You know Houdini died because someone sucker punched him in the gut
Thats not what a sucker punch is in any way, shape, or form. IIRC the death was caused by him tensing/locking muscles before the hit (but its been ~15 years since I watched the docu)
NTA but he was literally sucker punched, gay.
He did that trick by tensing beforehand as you said, but it went down out in public.
A man approached houdini and asked him about the trick before suddenly punching him without giving him a chance to tense.
Except it wasn't a sucker punch, he let people punch him in the gut
He had apendicitis. The guy exploded his stuff, making an internal-infection.
>tomboy
>mecha
what makes this combination work so well?
She looks tomboyish but her personality is too genki
You're unbelievably moronic
Wtf genki tomboy is one of the major archetypes
ordinary women wouldn't get mecha
it's sakura taisen's big failing
cute girls
cool robots
what's not to like?
Funniest part is she doesn't care about robots at all. She just likes how the Labor looks. The OP shows her doing as this gear head shit and in the actual show she just doesn't give a shit about any of that.
You're right she's not a gear head but that doesn't mean she doesn't care about robots. She loves her Labor enough to give it the same name as her previous family pets. She also tries to avoid being too reckless with her labor, in fear of damages, and helps clean it between deployments.
What are you talking about? She loves labors, and goes to great lengths to avoid damaging them.
I look like this. I say this. This has happened to me.
buy an ad
Me.
Yeah, disgustingly sexy
God bless this thread
God bless the tomboys!
>Fit
>Short hair
>Earnest
>Confident but not arrogant
>Sense of humor
I can't help but be attracted to her, get to know her better.
>Lesbian
Every. Single. Time.
God cursed me with one half of a perfectly reliable gaydar, perhaps I'll meet a woman with the other half and we'll use our powers to be lonely together.
There's a song for that
It hurts, thanks you butthole.
GOD
ai slop
>mfw literally 0(zero) tomboys exist in my c**t
Yeah man, tomboys wearing feminine clothing ever? How awful.
You know what's better than a tomboy? A long haired tomboy
Enough talk about women, post big robots with big guns
I read all of Shin and don't remember a single thing about it like I do the original and Go
My dick
>we'll have to kill every person in this photo
i don't want to kill the hime cut
red
I will now buy your game.
I prefer long hair tomboys
then you don't like tomboys
tomboy is not a hairstyle
Maybe, but the quintessential tomboy hairstyle is short. If you don't like that, then you don't like tomboys.
Nah preferring long hair is perfectly fine especially since having long hair doesn't invalidate one being a tomboy.
Didn't say it did, and you can like a tomboy who has long hair, but if you PREFER it then you likely don't like tomboys. Sorry.
>the quintessential tomboy hairstyle is short.
No, that's the quintessential Ganker/porn tomboy. Your average, irl tomboy will have average girl length hair. It's not about the length, it's about how it's "worn".
>the quintessential Ganker/porn tomboy
really fricking moronic to claim the archetype as originating or belonging to Ganker when it's directly lifted from manga/anime tropes
>when it's directly lifted from manga/anime tropes
Not at all. Parts are lifted from manga, and Ganker supplants the other parts. Short hair being a necessity is one of them. Ganker melds the manga tropes and porn tropes together to create its own combination.
>Short hair being a necessity
no one says this
Okay yeah, you definitely don't like tomboys.
They really don't. Feel free to post an example of one that exists irl.
God I love her.
our prince is so cute!
>tomboy playing Magic: The Gathering
Source?
I've played Magic trust me there are no tomboys in that scene
Tomboys aren't real!
>that photo
>that phone
ntrgays pls go
what if the real tomboys was the men we fricked along the way?
The only reason the concept of tomboys even exists is due to gender expectations, as if there's a way a woman "should" act.
God I want a video game tomboy to cook me a fresh burger and give me a blowjob while I eat it.
>compete with tomboy gf
>loser makes the winner a yummy burger and performs oral while they eat it
U gay OP?
he's very straight and has excellent taste
Not boyfriend.
Friend.
this may be jaded oldgay talking but the problem with women in general is how quickly they can turn on a dime and become a completely different person. that hot tomboy you married may become an aging horse woman who expects you to pay for her expensive hobbies for no better reason than you put a ring on it.
Why does she look like woman rance?
>rance is the hottest man
>rance is the hottest woman
its not fair
ZAMN
>I shouldn't wear things like these because
>proceeds to list positive things about her wearing it
Why are tomboys like this?
I only play e-girlge so BASED!
>RPGDevBakin assets
kek, I was wondering how long until jap devs started moving to that 3d engine
Tomboys awkwardly doing traditionally feminine things is my kink
I did, it's hot.
tomboy in a suit with boob wrap and boxers
nice
don't buy an ad, I will shill your game for free unironically, just add cute tomboys
>casual as frick but still cute as frick
HHHNNNNNGGGG
NEED
cute
Big soft meaty tomboy feet
>feet
>not going primal for her meaty folds
Real men appreciate the whole leg, and those those are some prime real estate.
Sweet sweaty tomboy armpits.
I LOVE MAKOTO
This marketing is of excellent quality
>put tomboys in your game
>Ganker shills it for free
interdasting...
I hope Hiro and the jannies are getting their fair share atleast
Source?
I think it's that manga about the guy who falls in love with the school bicycle.
Thanks bros
https://mangadex.org/title/a08d63ba-c412-4a7b-94b8-ef65bf2e2a30/daredemo-dakeru-kimi-ga-suki
>Dude don't you get it life is just sex
>sex
>sex
>sex
>everyone is always having sex
>SEEEEX
>You're weird for not having sex with every body you see
>Relationships are weird just have sex
>Romance is just foreplay for SEEEEX
I fricking hate hedonism.
it's not that, it's simply a deconstruction of the romcom genre
Anon, the manga industry is filled to the brim with "clever deconstructions" that amount to nothing more than the artist doing something against the grain and drawing out their fantasies.
To shamelessly strawman some moron on Ganker:
>NONO BRO YOU DON'T GEDDIT ITS NOT ABOUT LIKING NTR AND WATCHING A GIRL REPEATEDLY GET WITH AND GET USED BY A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS ITS A DEEEECONSTRUCTION
Yeah sure, whatever you fricking say but regardless of whether the artist is intentionally deconstructing the genre or just using it as a pretense for getting his jollies off, this is the content he chose to write and draw. If you truly feel the need for something that goes against the grain, stick with satire because all I've ever seen from "deconstructions" are shallow excuses. Any questions?
she doesn't frick another man after fricking the main character thoughever
everyone else in the school is a massive bawd, that much is true
Okay, but that doesn't go against anything I've really said. It just changes the vaguely spoken fantasy of the mangaka from "dick bawds" to "love bawds"
And I hate it, what of it?
yeah we get it you're an incel
bruh, it's just a hentai series of a typical irl gyaru rather than the lovey dovey types that came after galko
I hate TateBlack folk so much.
what the hell is a tateBlack person
a moronic soi beta loser who worships andrew tate. a degenerate who tells other betas to be degenerates. also advocates for the dumbasses (who pay him money for the priviledge) to engage in dementedly self destructive behaviours.
First few chapters are actually kind of sweet but I won't read further out of fear of ntr
>give the people what they want
>they'll do it for free
Marketing 101
That's the smartest post I've seen all week.
WAIT SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE ENJOY HAVING ATTRACTIVE WOMEN IN THEIR MEDIA???? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
recommend some mecha anime, i only watch eva if that counts
Not even the one from your pic? Frick you.
i AM watching gundam, i just haven't finished it yet, i don't consider an anime being "watched" if i haven't finished the entire series once.
so if people start talking to me about it, i'm just gonna pretend i haven't seen it
What type of mecha do you like?
Super robots who shoot rocket punches and giant chest beams?
Realistic robots that are heavy and get fricked up by big bullets?
Something in the middle where the MC has a semi-super robot and other people have trash robots?
Outside of looking like K-On with robots Sora no Woto has an interesting premise. Mostly the way that the setting tries to cope with the loss of innovation by relying on a cottage industry operating at the WWI tech level. That and one of the last surviving mechs from that lost age being able to play music on command is rad as hell. Has an almost religious quality to the whole thing when you consider the song they chose for it.
This is how all fanbases work. People want to believe in something and if the state, religion or homosexualry can't offer anything then they will believe in products. Smart businessmen build on this, just look at the Titfa threads.
Put in cute girls that pander to a popular fetish, receive free word of mouth marketing. It is LITERALLY that simple. If only we had 100+ years of advertising to tell us this magic we could've avoided the last 15 years of needless struggle by forcing uggos onto the public. Alas.
I know right? you would expect other devs to learn from it
>it's another zoomer spins peoples fetish/kink into being political episode
That's every episode now
This, get rid of the "tom"
GAAAAAAAAAAAY
I fricking hate you moronic "tomboy lovers" so much
A tomboy isn't a fricking dude, it's a woman who does everything you wish you would do if you could lift your fat ass off the couch
have a nice day immediately you moronic pieces of shit
if im spending $20 on a burger im going to a legit restaurant, not five guys
Anyone in this thread suggesting that liking tomboys is gay or that tomboys are dudes is a troony trying to 'crack the egg'. Just a reminder.
Whatever you do, don't check your yearbook
>short hair
I don't get this meme, every tomboy I knew had long hair, usually longer than other girls even. Also all the short haired girls were anything but tomboys.
Is this a japanese thing?
It's a common trope. Personally I think tomboys don't even have to look that boyish. There are plenty of characters that exude spunky fem-bro energy without having a rough and tumble design.
>Game's still not out
Could please make a thread when the game comes out OP? Kthxbye.
>op being a giant homosexual and calling a tomboy disgusting
>first post is a picture of a cheeseburger and like 7 anons replying talking about fast food for some fricking reason, as if that has anything to do with the thread at all
>a bunch of morons conflating muscle girls with tomboys
>people on fricking Ganker of all places openly admitting they have wives and girlfriends
What the frick is this thread? I feel like I'm developing schizophrenia or something, is this a bunch of bots having multiple different conversations at once?
Please wake up
We miss you
>is Ganker filled with bots and shills along with the occasional contrarian shitpost?
what do you think?
It's zoomers who are still in the Hollywood phase
>mfw married to petite Asian tomboy
>mfw she snores but it's high pitched and cartoonish
>mfw she practices her karate kicks in the living room and goes 'huah, huoo, tsss'
>mfw she wears the same (cute) jacket every day
>mfw she gets mad at me for buying her flowers because theyre a waste of money and she doesn't even like them
>mfw she demands a new episode of either Farscape or Supernatural every day
>mfw she beats me at soul calibur 2 (she plays mitsurugi extremely aggressively)
>mfw she gets sulky and embarrassed whenever I call her a tomboy because she thinks it means lesbian or something
the sex is really something
And then everybody clapped
>>mfw she demands a new episode of either Farscape
woah bas-
>or Supernatural
Divorce
Supernatural was okay in the beginning.
Supernatural is entertaining. We're on Season 6. Farscape we're halfway through S01 and it just started getting good.
:^)
Do not take your happiness for granted anon
just move to vietnam bro
>Some folks are born made to wave the flag....
>ywn capture a VC qt tomboy gf and pamper her with democracy, personal liberties and love
My tomboy childhood friend became fat
Goodnight, tomboy enjoyers
How can tomboy enjoyers have good nights when they lack tomboys?
Good night, buddy. Dream of a girl who's ready to beat up a boy for you.
tomboy is always in heart and mind, even if tomboy doesn't really exist
That sounds fantastic, I hope you dream something like that too
Sleep tight my dude.
>tomboy in wiener
say no more friend
Cute Rex (female)
Don't associate my tomboy wife with that polyhomosexual.
First its tomboy, then its trap.
Then its trans.
Half of the people posted in this thread are trans lol.
Stop projecting, homosexual.
How many posts from Ganker do you see on Twitter
I will never associate trannies with tomboys.
Same, brother. Stay strong.
Why would you?
Why would anyone?
It's like associating dogshit with the setting sun.
Sure, the troony and the tomboy are bot humans, but that's it. Similarly the dogshit and the sun are both matter.
I want a gf that looks exactly like this.
The irl version of this looks uglier and smells fricking terrible.
Why do you tread on my dreams?
There are better dreams out there fren. I promise you that thing's bedroom is a hellscape.
I mean, I like her physical qualities and assume she's just in weekend clothes. She probably wears something not NEET-tier in public.
I don't think anon was under any illusion that 3d women were in the same league as 2d women. 3d women have biology, 2d women have hopes and dreams.
have a nice day.
Reminder that Ganker and Ganker gays are the only ones who will ever score them because you have absolutely nothing in common with them
>Ganker
>scoring with women
hahahahahahaha
Joke is on you, I have nothing in common with women. Thus no woman is attainable for me but this also means I have the exact same chance with every woman.
I've given up on NEET girls, they don't leave the house and are thus unattainable. Where do tomboys congregate
THEY PLAY SPORTS moron JUST GO PLAY SPORTS AND YOU'LL MEET THEM
It cant be that easy
It's not.
It is.
Could you repeat the question.
I refuse
Correct. You need to play a sports league, WITH GIRLS IN IT.
Ganker is like the second gayest board on Ganker.
>Where do tomboys congregate
They're incredibly easy to find*.
*This is assuming you've played a sport since you were a kid, and are proficient at said sport. Once you are, you simply join your highschool or university team for that sport, and get together with one of the players from the girl's team of said sport. I hope you did this because if you are no longer in university, tomboys will be impossible to find. All of them will have boyfriends after university, and the ones that don't would have had major personality issues (so maybe they're perfect for you after all).
Here is the story of how my friend met his tomboy gf:
>friend has serious allergy since he was a child and had to be in a hospital for longer periods of time
>in the same he was wandering around a lot and met a tomboy sports girl with a broken leg
>he visited her on the regular
>tomboy was also depressed for not being able to play sports (she was in a semi professional team)
>tomboy also got fat because she was used to eating a lot
>when tomboy got out she found out she can't perform the same anymore and the team replaced her
>friend lent a shoulder to cry on
>tomboy obviously gravitated towards the guy who cared, she got slim(mer) when they became a couple
>tomboy became very submissive and did everything for my friend
>friend took advantage of her as much as possible, yes even the "i found the perfect girl then I cheated on her a dozen times - accidentally" meme happened
I'm pretty sure the tomboy knew about at least some of the cheating. Things got so fricking bad when the guy owed money to some shady figures he used her as a guarantor. As you may guess he tried to avoid paying and some very ugly dudes showed up at the girls parents to get their money or else.
tl;dr: Be an abusive butthole. Take advantage of women then throw them away. Works every time. Good guys never get the girl.
Grim
Rat out your friend to the debtors and get the tomboy for yourself.
This was ten years ago, the debtors got their money from the girls parents right then and there. I don't think my friend paid it back. Ultimately the girl finally left him due to this event so at least she had chance for a better life. I'm incapable of forming relationships and intimacy so I would have never thought about trying my luck with her.
If someone wants a reality check or to dream about something the tomboy was relatively short (ot a womanlet but noticeably shorter than us (we are above 6'0"), had short blonde hair and a cute face with freckles. She was very traditional, genki (by the time I met her, I heard she was very depressed back then), loved to bake, she became a baker in a high class bakery. Sizeable breasts. The only real difference between anime tomboys and the real one was the rectangle body, thick arms and legs. It may be just me but what really shocked me was her sausage fingers (what handball and kneading does to someone). Imagine the grip, I still can't stop wondering about it.
Have you considered doing good not because it gets you the girl, but because it makes the world a better place?
That is how I ended up as a wizard. Doing good is a meme.
Are you a homosexual? I ask because what you posted makes it seem like you are.
It's fine as long as she's embarrassed about it.
Ganker tomboyism is quintessentially moronic, post an IRL one it's always
>that's not a tomboy that's a dyke
>that's not a tomboy that's just a sporty woman
and when you ask an anon to post an example, they just post a normal short haired girl in casual clothing
>post an IRL one
They don't exist IRL. This is an anime archetype.
>They don't exist IRL
The frick they don't. How out of touch and separated from society are you homosexuals again?
how many full metal panic chads are in this thread right now
>dudebro... with breasts
What an overrated concept holy shit. You frickers seriously just want to have sex with the same archetype that bullied you in school
All anti-tomboy posters are trannies and their golems attempting to disenfranchise tomboys to force them into their suicide cult. The only way you can stop these beasts and abominations is to publically announce your love for tomboys
It's not politics, it's facts. Tomboys were universally loved on this site until you got a mass of anti-tomboys around a year ago.
Nah, it sounds like politics, now post about Tomboys and Mecha, the Scramble Vice or shut the frick up, you enormous dog homosexual.
There are no anti-tomboys you fricking moron. It's just no one here ever agrees on what the traits of *the* tomboy are so every thread about it is just chaos.
I don't hate tomboys, no one really does. But what anons keep describing as perfect tomboys aren't really tomboys i.e. bro-ettes, dyke-likes, less feminine girls, etc.
It's more like the fascist's ideal woman i.e. perfect balance of feminine and masculine traits while extremely fit and healthy and also interested in specifically only in whatever her man is interested in and submissive to him, except with short hair.
The reason Japanese anime have produced this archetype is because they still have latent fascism in their culture and the militarism and aesthetics that pop up in their sci-fi proves it. It's bled into one of their images of an ideal girl.
And fine if you're into that but that's not what tomboy means.
>no one hates tomboys
why are you lying
Every anime archetype is an idealized and distilled version of a character. Complaining how no real woman is exactly like that is pointless. And there are women who are exactly like that, they are just very rare in general. However the assumption of Anons would only accept the ideal anime girl as tomboys in real life is also wrong.
>tfw no tomboy fascist gf
>TOMBOYS ARE FASCISM
Opinion discarded, thanks for solidifying my hatred for globohomo
calm yourself down and reread with actual comprehension you deranged Black person
What you said was a fascist interpretation IS the definition of a tomboy. Ironically enough, it was coined by first wave brit feminists
Stop being a raging homosexual queerboy.
WRONG. you fricking psychotic.
TO WHIT
"Tomboys are the ultimate straight man's choice.
A regular girl has breasts and pussy but comes
loaded with gay shit such as make-up, desire for shopping, clothes,
and useless shit, and watching boring shitty TV.
A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.
A tomboy has the best of both worlds: a female body but with enough
Gankerness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.
A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fricking a dude, you are
also putting up with the homosexualry of a female. "
fricking tertiary.
I agree with Aristotle he was the smart one after all, he was the only one that attempted to do physics well, Plato was a huge moronic idealist homosexual with his head on the clouds.
Tomboy appreciators are always the smart ones. A good mother is a mother that aint a weak b***h so her children can raise up strong and prepared to tackle the hardships of life.
>inb4 futa internet defense force starts bombarding this post for slander
trannies always lose, trannies lost permanently once infertility hit them thats why whatever they say doesnt matter when you talk to an infertile you are talking with a literal subhuman missing components and capacities you, yourself have and they do not, they are already dead, handicapped, crippled, the weak should just be left to rot and die.
dude say more words, your about to win the internet argument
go ahead, loser, tell us more about how you don't know about something that has been settled on Ganker for fricking Years and Years at this fricking point. again, Tertiary gonna Tertiary.
just a bit more words, you've almost done it, we believe in you
peak communism i action. lose, fail, retreat and then declare victory after the fact.
you responded though 🙂
>good interests and great personality
This is the especially moronic part. That's not tied to tomboyism at all. When you run into fit short-haired girls do you just assume those traits make her more likely to like the same things you like and get along with you?
The whole anime tomboy bullshittery is associating a single aesthetics with traits that don't correlate with it at all. All it ends up doing is programming you to have fantastical standards for any short-haired fit girls you ever run into.
I don't give a frick what kind of girls you gays want but I'm going to keep shitting on threads where you just make up definitions for things as you go along.
>>good interests and great personality
>This is the especially moronic part. That's not tied to tomboyism at all.
I disagree. Men naturally tend to get along with other men because they share common interests.
A tomboy is a girl who acts in a traditionally boyish way, so by definition, she'd be able to get along better with men than if she weren't a tomboy.
EVERY GIRL I've ever known has had short hair at some point in her life, most are fit, and all of them have had at least one conventionally male interest or regularly play a male dominated sport each. That does NOT make them tomboys, and I can guaran fricking tee if you ACTUALLY met them you'd have as little interest in them as any normalgay basic b***h women. The holy in your holy grail is the tradwife aspect. Tomboyism has frick all to do with it.
I'm not arguing about what defines a tomboy.
I'm just saying that tomboyism indeed is associated with a more appealing personality and interests.
>muh copypasta is SACRED and WORD OF GOD
No. This never made sense originally and it doesn't make more sense just because you posted it again. You do not win any points for showing off that you've been here for any amount of time. FRICK your digits, FRICK your memes, FRICK your legendary posts, FRICK your Ganker """culture""", you are being nothing here but a pure moron.
cry cry cry more, as you admit you lost.
Ha ha ha. no.be more wrong, please.
then why are you here?
just to suffer?
It's funny how the anon you're responding to is saying essentially the same thing you are, but he had to put moronic politicism in it.
Modern internet man can't see the world without politics in it
>'man'
dude, its a communist. leftists aren't people. they're fricking wienerroaches.
You morons like CUTE SHORT-HAIRED TRADWIVES. That's the MAIN thing you're looking for. You wouldn't consider a feminist tomboy a tomboy. You wouldn't consider an unattractive tomboy a tomboy. You wouldn't consider a lesbian tomboy a tomboy. This entire thread is you brainlets refusing to admit it.
>lesbian tomboy
That's not a thing. That's just a butch lesbian. Tomboy is a straight archetype.
>tomboys MUST be straight
That's absolutely not a thing. Tomboys are females with masculine traits. That's it. There are no other requirements as to how they look or who they want to frick.
There's a word for masculine females that are gay. Butch. Tomboy is used for masculine females who are straight.
no. tomboy is for straight women who are focused on being strong, healthy and useful, having real skills, practical skills.
that's not 'masculine' you homosexual.
Bro, tomboy is literally a girl with personality and interests considered to be boyish
wrong. personality and attributes considered to be NOT moronic homosexual useless shit.
Anon, there's a reason they're called tomBOYS. They're boyish.
NTA but all those attributes you described are masculine since men are encouraged to possess them to a greater degree than women are.
no. homosexual moron SAYS "masculine" but MEANS "icky toxic male REEEE!"
See, this? You came up with this just now. Intellectually dishonest homosexual. You proved my point. These fricking threads are just "I love tomboys! What's tomboys? Whatever I want them to be! Whatever the frick I say they are! Nothing matters! No definitions matter! Words don't fricking matter!"
If this were true, nobody on this board would be able to sustain a tomboy thread.
It'd be as if everyone were speaking in a different language. However, that clearly isn't true.
The fact that Ganker's definition of tomboy differs from your own doesn't mean Ganker's doesn't exist.
The Ganker tomboy doesn't come from a place of actually liking boyish girls. It comes from a rejection of modern values and modern women. Every list of a Ganker tomboy's traits is just a list of everything that the average modern western woman is unlikely to be. My problem is that you gays can't at least be honest about that. Instead you make long ass threads where you lament the lack of good women and pretend its about tomboys.
I brought politics into it because we BOTH KNOW that if the cute tanned muscled fit short-haired tomboy girl who likes the same video games as you was a leftist feminist then you would steer WAY clear, and you would 100% pick a woman with none of those traits but was a "based tradwife" over her. But you don't have the spine to admit that so you claim it's about liking her boyishness.
>It comes from a rejection of modern values and modern women.
can you define those?
On this site, modern western women are usually decried as whiny, disloyal, manipulative, promiscuous, untrustworthy, overambitious, arrogant, greedy, mostly as a consequence of social engineering. You can pretty much go to any high reply count post on this board and find at least one comment on it.
These are of course things actual tomboys can all be, but here on this site and this board tomboys are described as being the opposite of these things, even though there is no correlation between a woman being boyish and a woman being a good person. These threads keep trying to force that correlation, and you know what, frick Gankeranons and this moronic fantasy of theirs.
This site is full of autists and schizos all the time, one more fool like me finding something inconsequential to rant about is just a drop in the ocean. If it doesn't matter I might as well do it.
Ganker hates cartoon internet women on twitter/tumbler who are mostly faking half the shit they say in order to piss people off.
Everyone is a troll trolling trolls.
what values? can you show me a modern woman with ANY values at all?
Every single human on the planet has values. Them having values you oppose is not the same thing as not having them. This is what I mean by shifting definitions. You don't like how women today think, that's not the same as them not thinking.
no they don't. most 'modern' people have no values at all. which is why they are so easily controlled.
also
>women
>thinking
HA! great joke. oh wait, you're serious. let me laugh HARDER.
women DON'T think. that's their whole fricking schtick. they also go with their fee fee's. women never had to think. so they never learnt.
But tomboys... can? Your deluded fantasies make no sense.
no. tomboys are just the least worst female. and at the least tolerable.
Where the hell does that come from? From what basis are tomboys some sort of special breed of women that are better than all the other women? What gives them that magic virtue you love assigning to them so much?
he has never talked to a female dude. society is breaking apart and there are a lot of males too autistic to reproduce due to overbreeding of our species.
they're the least terrible. the least manipulative. the least backstabby.
The definition of the word "tomboy" contains no mention of sexual orientation.
The idea that all tomboys are straight is a recent invention exclusive to certain internet circles.
The definitions of words change over time.
wtf are you schizoing about? A tomboy being ugly doesn't stop her from being a tomboy, it just stops me from liking her
Does it even matter? We all know what we're talking about when we use the word "tomboy" anyway. Chillax, brah.
>We all know
>We
Don't "we" me, Black person. You and I are not the same. Your uguu cute anime archetypes has no roots in the real world. Your fetish will never be real. The anime ""tomboy"" is not real.
If you actually opposed leftism you wouldn't be fighting tooth and nail to subvert simple definitions you fricking tool. have a nice day
cry more commie. the MORE you try and LIE and "ministry of truth" basic concepts into irrelevancy so the people CANNOT THINK, the more people will call you out on your demented idiocy. take your fricking
>there is no war in ba sing se
shit and stuff it up your ass with your little red book.
>EMBRACE MUH REAL WORLD
You ain't changing my mind Black person, keep your melty to yourself
lesbianism is homosexuality. and as such is the Sin of PRIDE. the worst sin. its an extreme, destructive love of self to the point of degeneracy. the stats confirm this.
lesbians have a rate of DV of some goddam 80%
and this massively disproportionate dv incidence rate compared to their population percentage, is coupled with the extreme severity of the DV. they also have the worst and most monstrous kinds of DV all out of proportion to the amount of lesbians. straight up maimings, and attempted murders and disfigurements, rapes and beatings.
bro you have 0 idea about girls you have never been alone with a girl
these threads/conversations are funny. why am I here? I've been fricking for decades
Suuuure you have, lil buddy!
😀
what am i doing here lol why do i still waste time on this website
people posting what girls are like who have never talked to a girl. lol
>It's more like the fascist's ideal woman
You are genuinely deranged. Get off the internet, it's clearly not good for you.
if tomboys were fascist thats even better ngl, idk what that other anon is smoking tho and i dont give a frick.
Yes, it is, in the literal sense, not just in the media "everything I don't like is nazis" sense. Fascism aimed to combine modernization with reactionary values. The Ganker ""tomboy"" is essentially that, a physically fit woman who shares many modern interests with her man but obeys her in accordance with olden values. Especially the /k/ tomboy where the shared interests involve weapons since it ties with the militarization of society.
Whether you like or not like that doesn't matter, what matters is that it's not the fricking definition of a tomboy. That girl that dresses like a man and likes playing basketball, that's a tomboy and that's that. They most certainly don't need to be kawaii tradwives to be tomboys, that's by far the most idiotic thing I've ever heard.
wow. fundamental, insane, ass-backwards moron non-understanding of fascism. typical leftism.
here, i'll clue you in, fricking commie.
Fascism is explicitly, as per MUSSOLINI's own definition, Corpratism + Statism. the State and some Corporates acting hand in hand to oppress and control the people. AKA socialism. AKA Leftist Autocracy.
>leftwing is when no freedom
>rightwing is when freedom
This is an ass backwards take of politics and there's not even a single nationalist or conservative on the planet outside the USA that would take your definition seriously, let alone leftists
wrong.
leftism's fundamental conceit, that makes it ALWAYS end in either fascism or communism, is the delusional belief that one IS GOD. that one is all knowing enough, all seeing enough, that one is so superior, everyone ELSE requires the leftist to RULE over them. its the patronising, condescension of people who's Sin of Pride makes them fail from the very get go.
rightism, on the other hand, has the central core belief of 'frick off and leave me alone' / 'get off my lawn' / 'you stay the frick over there and do your thing, I will stay over here and do MY thing'
that's it. as such, rightists have the ONLY system that even allows for the possibility of freedom AT ALL.
>Verification not required.
>fascist
Wrong buzzword sis, you meant misogynist.
No. A fascist's ideal woman is very different from a misogynist's ideal woman. One serves a very important role in the nation-state by doing her duty and the other is supposed to just show up for fricking before getting out of sight.
What a truly moronic post.
It's unfortunate but not unexpected. Once you cross over the authoritarian leftist event horizon everything from your vantage point looks like fascism. The same is true of the far shores of the right, wander too far and when you turn around everyone looks like commies.
fascism and communism are both left wing ideologies. you cannot have 'right wing' 'fascism'.
the only autocractic right wing ideology is ABSOLUTE MONARCHY you fricking dumbshit.
Best Tomboy pilots.
I hate globohomosexual because i love tomboys
I have never met one IRL that wasn't a pickme b***h
who wakes up at this hour to turn the thread into whatever shit is happening now?
us SEAmonkes who grew up around girls EXACTLY like anime tomboys and know they're as shit as any other people
Ganker has been filled with political homosexuals who think this board is their soapbox.
>at this hour
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY HERE YOU SELF-CENTERED MUTTISTANI BURGER homosexual THIS SITE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
oh hey a tomboy thread
I hope she found someone better than him and is happy now
she probably did and has a beautiful family.
I hope this is fake because it always triggers me, who goes
>Tomboy friend, and probably others as well, sign your yearbook
>"Lol, lmao, why should I bother looking at what my friends wrote in my yearbook, they took the time out of their day to do something nice for me specifically, but who cares"
It's very likely fake on one of four degrees
>a) wholly made up
>b) he saw it, but was too chicken shit to act, and made up the story for (You)s
>c) he saw it, acted on it and it either did or didn't work out and made this shit up for (You)s
>d) it's not even anons year book and he is fully making shit up
I can't help but feel like most tomboy fans on Ganker are pretty fake.
There's nothing hotter than a tomboy forced into extremely feminine clothing and acting awkward as frick about it, while still trying to be herself.
>Who asked for this? It's so fricking disgusting.
me. i did ask for this.
>Short hair means tomboy
Dumbasses.
The most overrated normal homosexuals fetish ever.
>Me quirky, me no like the traditional feminine qualities, me like tomboy because me unique and different from other normal people
Most of the "tomboy girls" they're into are not even tomboys. Tomboygays are so fricking obnoxious.
Probably the guy sitting in my chair.
I am. Yes, I will kill the trannies and rescue the tomboys.
The great debate, once more.
>you would be wise to join my gang
not even a contest, it's the first one.
not even a contest, it's the second one.
can I have both?
porque no los dos?
This bait image is so stupid. A girl with the left personality would never dress like that. The artist wasn't even trying to make the stupid point this image is often used for, they just thought it would be neat to have girls with personalities that were opposite of their appearance.
A tomboy can dress up girly but she would never use something that restrains her movement hence a long dress is moronic. Long hair also gets in the way so it would never be THAT long.
Left's dress is less restrictive than right's short jeans
If you want everyone to see your panties maybe
>A tomboy can dress up girly
They can, but they don't
Every tomboy I've ever met ends up going full tradwife the second they have a kid. They just stay in better shape.
But isn't that kind of ideal?
Jesus fricking christ. This is why I hate these threads
>fun gf becoming perfect wife and mother is bad
???
None of the incel tards on this board actually want a tomboy. They just want a short-haired physically fit tradwife. A tomboy is not necessarily that, which means the tomboyism is not the trait being valued in the first place, which makes this wanking off of the "tomboy" archetype moronic.
What happens when a tomboy doesn't want to listen to you or want to have children? Do they instantly become "like every other c**t" and an enemy? This is just these threads everytime. Everyone just posts cute short haired anime girls, sometimes tan and in sports clothing, but spend the thread time actually just posting about how they wish they had a perfect gf that completely shares interests with them and do everything they say. What's the point of even defining it as tomboys?
>doesn't want to listen to you or want to have children
I'd be ok with first but second makes ANY women completly undesirable
No, it doesn't. Not every man wants children. And even if she said she didn't want, would your brain even be able to acknowledge she may change her mind? Or are woman not allowed to that?
Alright, sorry. I forgot what site I'm on. Death to feminists, rape all women, society is going to shit unless we bring back the past, I'm lonely as frick, yadda yadda yadda. Happy?
Would you like a (You) in these trying times m8?
You're not wrong. I've come to understand that Ganker's usage of the term "tomboy" means "tomboyish tradwife / trad-girlfriend." I use it that way as well.
they stayed a tomboy after pregnancy that would be ideal too. its whatever you want bby except going towards globohomo, butchering and killing yourself.
>globohomo
Meme word from a schizo board
>schizo
meme word from a israeli profession
Would you recommend the consumption of state subsidized medications?
good lol
sounds perfect
god, they're perfect
makes me feel even worse about not having tomboy gf
>average tomboy gf demoralization thread
That is literally what she is saying though?
Me.
ywnbaw
for anyone new, this definitions schizo appears around this time, so feel free to stop engaging anytime
Anyone got the "You thought I was wearing panties? But it was spats! Are you disappointed" image?
Ever since someone pointed out that it's Gran with breasts, it's hard to see it as anything else.
Some tomboy breasts for on the road
Thanks Anon
Anons on this board would be extremely susceptible to pick-me girls. It wouldn't even take a skilled one to sucker one of you. If you idealize bareboned archetypes to this degree, you're basically hopeless against women trying to manipulate you. And that's deeply fricking ironic for a site of men claiming they will never trust any woman in the world. Anime """tomboys""" aren't even difficult to emulate. Fricking hell.
>Anons on this board would be extremely susceptible to pick-me girls. It wouldn't even take a skilled one to sucker one of you.
I have no doubt that some of the people in this very thread will be badly taken advantage of later in life in this way.
Good
thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tomboys bad because... THEY JUST ARE OKAY??!!
They're still women so they're still intolerable c**ts
No, anime tomboys simply just don't exist. Men's belief that they do will eventually just screw them over.